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MEDFOKD MATT TKiTBTTNTE, MEDFORD. OI7F10X. TUESDAY, T)ErFr?,FR 20. 1921
5 Wedford MailTribune
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PATRIOT VS. POLITICIAN.
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jortb Kir sticei l'hi;.
A consuli.l.-Ulon f th.- peniorr tin
rimes, the Mt'-lfoTrt Mall, the Medfnnl
I'r.bui.e The Hoijuurn tr.-K""lan. Fli
is hi rind Tribune-
ItdUKHT W. HTHU Killtor.
et.MI'TKIi S. SMITH. MmibKei
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Bworii daliv i-f-i'-; r ; i s. i .i : v-t;
H-iiJ;.ri, Civ-K-Ji', Uf. J-r
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liKMULiU 0' Ulr' A :-':- )" .' ) .VI V.Ti j
Trt A-Josrlft ! I ', -.H in r-vh.-y'-'. Wv
Mi titled to the um foi i I m! -;n -f j
lH IM:VVB Ulhpit It'll' K M i ' f 'I II. I-! IlOl
jthorwln credits in U.is iuuht. ,nd fiif"
the Jo;til nowH jniillh"! 1 . . ri ) ?.
Ail MKhtP ol ffpiiNKvti I'-ri l itmi
IJwootchft'j herein an also "-.soivM
COLLINS fought i'nf In-l.-tml, Di-Viilcia talked fur it. The Irish
soldier nl larked tlif amijiislied black ajnl tans at the risk ol his
1,4'e- :ihe Sinn.'jli ajjiticlor altacked the jux-ktt book of America, at
I he risk of hi hirnyx.
Wliii-h is tJie lietter jialril ' "NV li i i -1 1 man .should Ireland follow
at. this- critical tijne? The mair wlio sillied the treaty or the man
vim attacks it ; tho man of the army camp, or the man of the Pull
man observation car?
L'lioii the decision, the future welfare of Ireland -depends. For
this much is certain, Ireland is lost if fche loses the sympathy of the
world at lar'e. Ami if she renounces this treaty, that sympathy
is lost.
.So-called Friends of Irish Freedom bi America in supporting De
ValerK, are simply fjivins their encilorscioent to the time honored (ton-
I I n ' i'i that Ircd:i)id doesn't know -what he wants, that the Irish pre
:'. r :ie rivili'ize of filitin lt to any possible settlement of their
. roll lis.
.
If Collins loes. the professional politicians win1.. No one kmAvs
this lietter t IfJi ii Lloyd-George. I'arliainc-nt is prorogued, and 1he
Jiritish l'remier plans to enjoy his Christmas vacation in Wales. lie
' can do it eoiiti-nl'dly, as far .as Ireland is concerned.
For either tlie Irish jiroblem is to be settled now, or Ireland is to
! lose that public support, which alone has made the plrsent generous
' .settlement possible.
L. (J. is therefore, justilied jn expressing the etsli equivalent of
"1 should worry." . '
Quill Points
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
A fool and hm money are soon envied.
Many of the fashionable divorce suits show yellow, streaks.
The special es8lon of the legislature
met yesterday, per schedule, ami liil
not coino up to expectations In the
matter ot fool bills." Tho vested inter
ests" escaped without any s:)lon Intro
ducing a measure to tiilie their punts
away from them.
The Salvation Army in on tho street
with their kettlen for their Christmas
funds, and the mai-'sos shy at them lllio
a country horso nt n wind propelled
paper sack. It there Is mi organiza
tion on tho face of tho, earth that
deserves tho support of the American
people, It Is the Salvation Army. They
got doughnuts Into tho front line
trenches, when a highly pampered and
Bwuniped-wlth-money outfit couldn't
oven get cigarettes Into Franco. They
did Bomothing for the saldlers. besides
building a stadium in Paris after the
war was over.
A league by any other name would cause liorah's teeth to gnash.
The question is, shall -w'c mnloc junk of battleshins or civilization?
AVe need to give less attention to the drcadnaught type and more
to he fed-not class.
AVe expect any day to hear the small towns clamoring for a battle
ship for the public square.
If Japan really wishes to win America's sympathetic interest, it
might start a famine over there.
If you have a family skeleton, don't let her expose her shoulder
blades in a backless evening gown.
Only approximately G minimis
Greeks doilro to emigrate to this
country as Boon as they can. Anyono
who reads tho newspapers knows the
Greek Is a prolific Inotlcgger, easy to
catch, and not sanitary around his
still.": Pophottlesljdiisls 'somewhere
Is always getting nalihe I f :r t'amnlln;;
on tho last Constitutional ainond.iieat.
Preserving peace will be a simple matter if the nations will devote
a little energy to deserving pence. " : : '
If they used as much hemp for hangings as AVatsou says they did,
v. here do they get the material for five-cent cigars? ' . J ; ,
who dread, a siclmess are
Sure to e-b H.
'-n eicttinit op early and doiab chores IS
Si 'V better- Than, stayirvg up late anxt-v.
isicninj -to Is foolish.; r"epeatirt it
is otip ardort-able.
"(Tie best "things you do Rf-c always done
for some, orte cl5e.
"people who listen, -to you
patiently may
not be
irL-ttreated
'I Y but only
i-
Yfiicn- -money and. opporfcorti ty coma "fcogeirLCr
the devil mokes "the -most of 'rb.'.
:
HEZ HECK SAYS:
sv V?cv io die -first
before earn-irt,'
wKicft reliflioa is r cCv
ribk-t' kM
j
HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW?
AVcll, if, Amerieaan't collect what the Allies owe. here,' she can
nt least -piiyii little lit tent ion to what she. owes MtscU. ' l! ! !
BAFFLED AGAIN
(Pondleton EaBt Oregonlan)
When Jlujor Swartzlamler drove
Into town from tho agency this ',
morning ho discovered a wrecked
auto near the agency hltl witli a
dond horso tying nearby. Tho car
had a broken fender anil a smash
ed radiator. A natural assumption
was that tho car hud collided with
t''o horse hut the fa?ts thus' far
are nnt ascertainable.
Owing to tho suow. n nunit)ev o;'
citizens nro hiding their Ida utelci
comf"r'e-s iiiunriod by t'iri:i f-i.m
tuld l!e west and cn-drm P 'Iuik.
"oriKGOM TK.st ii!:i;m t" i:hsiv
(Ildllno Portland T.-ler:vii I Which
way?
It's none of our business, but we wonder wha.t AVilhclm thinks
ol the theory that armament, is essential to national preservation.
"The world must be made safe for babies." Darn it,-there 's
another job for the marines.
The greatest enemy of government by the people was the man who
invented committee rooms.
Count that day blest whose low descending sun brings us no even
ii.g postman with a dun.
The industrious boy who is willing to do anything to make money
imiy ; .row up to be an expert witness.
An unspankeil youngster doesn't respect parental authority, and
that explains why people don't respect law.
Tho 11th annual hug hefting contest
of C. Wig Ashpole and (I. Nichols
started this nni. under auspicious cir
cumstances despite tho Inclemency of
tho weather. A largo percentage of
tho guesses are being made with one!
hand on the thigh of tho Bwinc. !
An orator in the corn bell says the farmers must learn to mar
ket the finished product. !oy, page. Mr. A'olstead.
AV'o agree with Ihc make-up man who placed the story of a speed
er's death under the heading, "Community Improvements."
Tho Trigonta Is down to tho gas
bolt, which caused a slight bulge in
tho linoleum strata, south of the radia
tor, in tho Nash district.
THE HEAD IS A PECULIARLY
CONSTRUCTED ADJUNCT
(Pendleton Tribune)
"Wo can do you a great sorvieo
and save you headaches.
Our llhick Cat Cement will stop
leaks In cement canals, wooden
flumes or joints of Iron Humes.
Tho marines on mail trains have
Bitot all kinds of puciple, but no robbers
to date, if their zeahiusness keeps up,
It won't bo safe to go near the dcixit.
About the only men who are able to support the tastes of n gentle
man are (hose who never had time to acquire Ihe tastes.
What Is Spent on Armament
1 What armies fought at the battle
of .Marathon? '' " '.'
'2. What is a eomlotc? ' ! ' '
'i Of what Is pathology the science?'
1 Where is tho Alhambra?
' 6 What are the first two words of
tho'Doclaratiori of Independence? '
. .6 What are facets? ' ''
V Approximately liosV' many miles
vertically separato the -highest moun
tain peak and' tho"' greatest ocean'
depth? 'I
8 Who was tJeronlnio? '
!) What Is tho 'highest possible
score in bowding?
JO What Js bran?'"'
Answers to Yesterday's Questions
1 On which coast of Florida Is
Tampa Hay? Ans. West.
'1 On tho coast lino of what state
is Capo Blanco? Ans. Oregon.
'i What famous national wonder is
In Kentucky? Ans. Mammoth Cavo.
1 What cloth is nutdo from flax?
Ans. Linen.
5 What is the most southern sea
coast city in California? Ans. iJan
Diego.
fi What presidents besides tho
three who wore assassinated, died in
office? Ans. Harrison and Taylor.
7 Who Is governor of Montana?
Ans. Joseph It. Dixon.
(j What was the first amendment
to tho constitution? Ans. It forbid
tho establishment of a slate religion
and guaranteed freo speech.
8 What two American states con
tain more negroes than white people?
Ans. Mississippi and South Carolina.
10 Who is king of Italy? Ans.
Victor Emmanuel III.
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Cut out this slip, enclose with 5c and
mail it to Foley & Co., 2835. Sheffield
Ave., Chicago, 111., writing your naino
and address clearly. You will receive
in return a trial iiackage. coutaiulng
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound fort
coughs, colds and croup; Foley Kidney I
i'ills; for pains In sides , and back;
rheumatism, backache kidney and '.
bladder nilincnta; and Foley Cathartic
Tablets, a wholesome and thoroughly
cleansing cathartic for constipation,
biliousness, headaches, and . sluggish
bowels. Sold everywhere. Adv.
CHERRO CHIMES
The sight, they enjoy truly,
Tho your teluM'l' is unruly.
When tho fire is thrashed almut,
And. you warm up, till tis out.
What a Happy Thought:
Cherro Flour
A Special Hard Wheat Blend
$2.25 a 49 lb. sack at your grocer
(To bo continued.)
Ye boss Is back from the seat ol'
government. His stirring articles on
Admiral Kato's "stone carved face'
have caused tho local Nipponese to all
bo ns expressionless as a mop handle.
Tho usual Monday din was augment
ed by Mr. Arthur lla.elrlgg donning
un uproarious pink cliiit.
A BARNYARD BEREFT
(Corvallis Gnzctte-Tlnies)
Yesterday afternoon a severe
storm struck this. place. Lightning
struck a barbed-wire fence on the
place of Hosea (lllklus, killing
three cows, their names being
Maiy, Lulu and Harriett.
L. Kali had the Needy bill patched
up one day last week. (Oregon City
Enterprise). Tho Christmas -spirit.
The Disarmament Conference has
arranged for "peace on earth." exclu
sive of Ireland, and for "good will
towards man," exclusive of sweeties
v.'tth pearl-bandied pistols.
The (ax collector Is the best remin
der of the importance of Ihe Confer
once, on Limitation of Armament. He
gives a meaning we all can understand
to l.nuiliar but vague phrust'S, like tin'
crushing burden of armament, the.
.curse of war. etc. Hut a statistician's
j figures on the cost of maintaining ex
lifting armies and navies give a broad
!er impression of tho situation, If it is
i out s- poignant.
j What, for example, is the proportion
of (lie respective national budgets as-
sl cned to Hie ii lo i-p of jinnies ami
navies"." Hero are. some of the hih
peivi nt.r es; l.liliuania, htiil iti the
cradle el' independent nationhood,
spent TJ.r per cent ot" her revenues on
her army in l'.oi; Cucce. Mill at war,
m.l per rent; Japan, -IV.it per cent;
Poland, threatened by Russia and
wrangling" Willi tiennany, hl.ti per
cent; China, the pacifist power. -11.1'
per cent; (lennany, : uspende.t lie-tw-ci
n France and chaos, ;; 1 a per cenl ;
Svv ii.erlanil. seemingly pcarctul and
secure, ell! per cent; Spain, at vvar
with lie .Mt.o::; and none too stat!e
within. ei:i per cent; the t inted
States, with the lils'.hrst pay rale and
costs of any nation. ;; 1 per cent: Chile,
()ii:i'. telling with her lieilihe; a to the
north, 113 per cent; i urUey, L's per
cent: Portugal, "7.1 per ceit; India.
1'li.S per coat; Uracil. LTi per cent:
-ii'eat Hritain, L'l per cent; Sweden,
--' it per cent.
I These percentages do not represent
jtho relative weight of the burdens
borne by the respective countries. The
t'nited States, for example, can hour
I her ill per cent, if that is the correct
'figure, tlumgh we think it too high, fur
j better than Oerniauy, Switzerland,
j Spain or Chile, owing to her financial
i strength anil enormous resources. Put
no American likes (o think that we
Imusl pay I cents of every dollar of
our revenue for such insurance against
attack as an army and navy offer.
Chicago Tribune.
Dyed Her Dress,
Coat and Skirt
for Few Cents
K;ich )itri;ii,'n (if "Diamond Dyes"
cunlahiH ilirecUonH so Mmplu any
wiiiuiin can tlyu or tint lu'i worn,
shabby dives, tklrt.s, waist a, mats,
stockings, HWi-atcrs, cowriiiKs, dia pe
rils, haimiiiKS, t vcrythiiiK. vxvn If sh
has never dyed be fori. Buy Diamond
l.yes" no other kind then per feet
home ilyeimx is sure because Diamond
Dyes are Kiiaranteed not tu spot, lade,
streak or run. Tell your drtiKKiat
whether the material you wi.sh to dye
Is wool or silk, or whether il is linen.
eottnii or mixed roods. Adv
Iltlllill
BREAD!
Give it a more important place on
your table.
Seo that your children cat more
bread at meals and betweon meals.
"Watch them Krow rosier and .stur
dier. Teach them tho value of tho world's
greatest food.
Piead is your Vst Food Kat
more of it.
Kat
NUT-BROWN BREAD
"Tho limtd That IStillil'
PEERLESS BAKERY .
Ask your dealer for NUT BROWN
nnE.vn
A
M
erry Christmas
BY
Cherro Flour
The Directors and Officers of this Bank
extend to all their friends the best of Good
Vi3l1cs for a Merry Christmas and a prosper
ous and Happy New Year.
Jackson County Bank
Established 1888
Member Federal Eeserve.
U The Desired Gilt " '"H
i ' i ' i I : I " I II !
GROWSON'S
for Christmas
We are preparing daily an endless variety of
packages in sizes from half to ten pounds, in
plain and elaborate styles, with but one
quality "CP.OWSON'S" made in our own
shop for lovers of good candy everywhere.
May we suggest as especially pleasing, a
genuir.e Leather Jewel or Glove Box, packed
to your order with her favorite sweets, or
glace fruit.
We pack and wrap for mailing
SOVTHKliV OITOXJOX'S LKADIXO
t'OXFKCTIOXEUY
I tOli
Everything in Holiday Smokes
Most all men enjoy something from this Man's Store
and here we offer the choicest quality in "smok-ables."
Nothing but tho highest typo or Cigars is pre
sented at prices that are truly moderate. When
you buy here you get every assurance, that tho
recipient will appreciate the gift.
Special boxes of .". 10, IT,. r,0, luil. to give tile
cigars a holiday appearance are offered free of
charge.
BROWN & BROWN