Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, November 03, 1921, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextL MEDFORD MATE TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, ORFION", THURSDAY, yOVEMBEK-3,-"192l l.OE FOUR Medford mail Tribune WILL FATTY COME BACK? 11 ( Mi AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY BY THE MEDFORD PRINTING CO. The Mdford Sunday Sun a furnlrhed uaecribeni desiring seven day daily newspaper. . Office Mall Tribune BuMdlag. Z5-27-29 North Fir street. Phone 76. A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Medford Mali, the atedforrt Tribune, The Southern Oregonlan. The Ashland Tribune. ROBERT W. Rl'HL, Editor. SUMPTER 8. SMITH, Manager. UBBOB1PTION TGBMIl BT MAID in Advance: Dally, with Sunday Hun, year $7.6( Dally, with Sunday Sun. month .76 Dally, without Sunday Sun, year. 6 50 Dally, without Sunday Hun, month 6 Weekly Mail Tribune, one var J Huntley Sun. one year . 2.00 BY CARRIER In Medforo, Ashlnnd. Jacksonville, Central Point, Pnoonli TaUnt: Daily, wirh Sunday Sun. month -7b DaiW, wiinr.ut Sunday Sun. month -6-i Daily, without Sunday Sun, yar- 7.50 LmU-, tyUIi Sunday Sun, on year 8 f' All rme by carrier, cash In advance. Official p:iper of tho City of Medford Officiut paper of Jackaon County. 3 worn dally a vera Re circulation for six months ending Oct.. 1920, 3226 Entered hi urcmiv rm matter at UeCuTord Oregon, under tbe act of March MKMUERM OK THE AKHO(,'lATlSL PItKHH. The Aaosctated Preas ta exclualvelv n titled to the ue for republication of all news dispatches ci;ditd to It. or noi jtherwlsd credited hi thin paper, and alao the local news published herein. All righta of republcation of qpeclal 41 a patches herein are aiao -ufltrvea, Ye Smudge Pot y Arthur T'frrj Poor Fatcoo Arbucklc! Witnesses Bre forthcoming to testify that his vin tlm conspired to wreck his film career liy dylnir, and, that unle.is tho rapid Browth or .vinga is retarded, ho will m longer ho able to maintain hla poHltltin as a comedian. j "HARIlEIt GETS 30 DAYS FOR FAST CLIP" (Hallno Pendleton Ore gonlan). A sniiiiy trick. PERILS OF JOURNALISM (Yakima, Wn., Republic) Down at Astoria last week tlto editor of tho Ast.iiinn declared that ono of his heaviest aivortia crs was openlng'np a new line of business under "iii;.-?:):-liiis cir cumstances." As a niiitt'T of fact the clrcustances wero "auspicious." Yesterday this paper announced ' that ono of Its mlnislerlal .friends, woudv'glvft;;an "Immoral party,"' whoreuB itho', ino.it dosporate pur pout' pf tljoii good doctor was to ; ,.inake :it Hnformnl." ' ' ::.r ;.,;! iJjunesj Innt Lewis resommcmlii "the ribolitlon-'of ;tho deniucr'at'lc national commuted, which Is excellent bh far as ft goca, i r-t.j-.f -J ') TheJ.1iftlnlrbHseirs have proclaimed that t,he girls' may dress their hair to shov) their earn, and tho general public pauses to wjandor whore: this Imniod estj will evontually end. . .-, , j since tho recnll of tho Non-Partisans In North Dakota, escapes from that state admit their nativity SVithout blushing. i( GREAT injustice lias been done Roscoe Arbucklc. He was JL merely an involuntary host at a common booze party, and the victim was merely a common blankety-blank. Don't worry. Fatty will come back." This statement in a Los Angeles paper, by a friend of the corpulent comedian, is a typical example of the prevailing sentiment in circles close to the primrose path of movie land. The trial is reiardcd as a joke. Fatty will be acquitted, and then he will come back. The facts of the case are probably accurate, and there is little doubt that the indictment of manslaughter will never stand. Hut Fatty's roming back is entirely another question. For in his return, not the moral standards of movieland, but of the public, will be the determining factor, and the public, particularly the movie public, is singularly old-fashioned. The attorneys for Arbucklc will undoubtedly tear to shreds the sentimental picture of outraged innocence. Fatty's rob; as a Satyr, will in- nil likelihood never be sustained, but Miss Kappe's character can't disappear, without Fatty's character going down some distance with it, nor can he escape a sprinkling of tbe muck that promises to smother his associates. Therefore the come-back part of the performance is decidedly doubtful. The Anglo Saxon tradition that comedy somehow must he guileless, that laughter can't survive an athmosphcre of taint, may be old fashioned, but it still endures. Fatty might continue his golden harvest in some of the Latin coun tries, or along the original Barbary const, but the American people still demand in their public favorites, on the stage or off, a certain ro manlic halo. It need not be in fact, but it must he allowed in imaui i t ion. They don't ask questions, but when evidence to the contrary i. thrown at them, the goose that laid the golden egg. is dead. Quill Points High rates drive freight traffic to the highway. Positive, fleet comparative, bigger fleet; superlative, taxes. iC'reat thoughts doubtless have their use, but' plain old common sense rules the world. . ' Civilizing Die world; the process of carrying the while man's dis eases to outlying portions. Deflation has its compensations. Wc don't have to worry about what to do with our old clothes. There are two classes of people; those who fake their lax return, and those who have nothing to tax. ' In lime.'of war, Ihe nations (hist in d'od; now-if oiijy in time of peace; they will trust'one'aiiiUher. ' . " '' ', :' ,.:iv. f.1 , ; i'- ' ' ' -i-' .'.';' .'(;. I .'Thd strange part of it is that a motorist can see a Ih'-iiI. 1111 il t w-jit yards nhcnl,i:but. can't see a pedestrian until he hits the radiator.'1' ,.!) .Iviriieru : f,Ct' ,;' .nikcO , It may be. (bat all good inen-n.r;:hate,d') but' if o'idy (lie goo'd twere haled, tbe world would be without maljoiiifor the first time in history. "WOMEN WILL STAND PAT" (Hdlino Portland Journal.) Pat who? ; They took Dock Iliumfield to Salem Monday, and they put him In tho death house that evening. The county seat of Douglaa county had its lust thrill, and tho reporters wero putting the Mu lshing touches on their pestering when one bright pencllpusher nays to tho doomed dentist-. "Are you cheerful ?" Tho account does not Inform tho un Bwor to tho pil.o foolish question or the ageg, but simply states that the heckled prisoner "grow suddenly sullen." Mica Woinack has loft for Nevada, on another dash tor tho end of tho rainbow. Nothing Is so tragic ns a sot of whiskers, trimmed by the wHo of the ownor thereof. Tho nilnco pie output so far won't cause nny lady to declare: "Lips that touch mincemeat shall never touch niliio." Your coir, visited It. Isaacs Tups. A bass solo In A flat was narrowly averted. Tho Inlormatlon is set forth In the Lebanon News Mon. that "No pains wore spared at tho annual banquet of tho Masonic lodge." Tho first peep of candidates for of fico at the spring primary are being emitted. As usual, a high percentage aro unhampered by tho slightest qual ification for tho Job they huvo their caglo oyo upon. if v J - i i Ripplin&RhyntQs Vslt Mason THE STORM. IT IS A DARK and stormy night, (he winds around my dwelling roar, and, as my trusty lyre I smite, the rain is beating at the door; the rain is pelting at the door, and owing to that eircum slnnee my nephew's head is passing sore the storm has kept him from n dance.- The storm began, a gentle shower, from vagrant rlnudbimks overhead; but it grows fiercer every hour, and now its noise would wake the dead; the tempest now might raise tho dead, and e.very minute swells its power, and all my folks are .see ing red,' and they are savage, mad and dour. For all had dates they hate to miss. Hie movie show, or bridge, or tea; and on a beastly night like this they can't go -forth, the sights to see; they can't go forth, the sights to see when darling lighnings round them hiss, and so they're sore, but as for me, a stormy night's a time of bliss. 1 have my good old easy chair, and storybook that's full of snap, so let the lightning rip and tear, and clouds uulotd their store of sap; let clouds discharge their valued sap, and. I'll he happy in my lair, and rend about the hero chap who shows us how to do and dare. A wild and stormy night for mine, when' I've a goodly book to read, wherein Ihe hero, brave and fine, pulls many a high and knightly deed; wherein he does the valient deed, and makes the robber chief resign, ami seeks the lady in her need, and dries her eyes of flowing brine. ' ' by '.-asf- C)'(J3'1-C consumer is rs.lly "the one J THe proti-teer consume. . 'ffJJost aboot -bKe -time yoi et (Arough. running o 'jHTl '' ' ' 7 i&wa-mower yor , ,.y ' rr- K&ve to bebir . vL. ' with. a. iffy. -!f&iZ? -J siLow- shovel. P eaxhcrs arc rarely os pi 003 t; -they advise otkei-j- to be. fi.sKion. wears out clotkes f or before ih.fi, wearer Ka.s a ckaac to do it. A pretty woman, wil firuL-few inert, "to cLitpvie. . with. her. v,- . i Tke swish, o-f 4h.e silk petticoat Kas been, succeeded by the noiseless silk' hose. HGZ HCCK SAYS B7 ' t 3 " K's a Kai-d job -fer & ,, a. feller with - false, j . i -i j r.- Sneeze na-tura.ly.''""J4- FIVE KILLED IN , : ! v JEWISH iRIOTS ', u-n ..'.iitn.'c:: ' .IBUl t.K.M."Nu-,'r 2.-(.Tiy . lliil Assoi iatedijlJri'.sWTTh'iyhiPiMswts 'vrfru l.llln.l , l i it..,, ,,t,ii,.u -n,.r woiiiidod in (liHtHHlura to:iyr whic h Iiv VlticitM the tlirnwing yt'ti bOml). M'hi-' t'roiU)It tho iMillco report, originated in an cttor.t'4A.at-U-'Ht:Jii Ahj'UI6;t i'Oi'H on n Jewish nuartjV-'-j ()f the killed four we re Jews nnd une nn Avail., jj ; -i v fir: Thern wore a. fof enses of ItnlfitiK nnd whnlH 1 weiV srrnned hetwecMi HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? Alls. Womon become jurors after January 1st. This will rnuso defondants to think of their mother, nftrr they set arrested. Fill Hnmill has been over to J'vlllo all wk, with his hair combed tip straight. The kitchen iorch hop crop of last summer Is being used now nu poultices in liquid form. Mr. Itoy Gardner, tho sllek and slip pery bandit Is mentioned by tho public press about as often as the vice president Plenty ot old papers Tor sale at this offieo at 10o por bnndlo. tr i 1. Mow many women fanners are there in the I'nttt'd Ktutts? 2. What dnos a Japanese sweet heart Kive his sweetheart by way of an 'nKitKiiiint token? 3. lluw iniieh more Usht does the sun Klve than the moim'.' I. Win ro was the first law school established Ti, Whut is copal? li. Where do wr Ket most of our Imrax ? T. l-'rom what is laudanum made? S. When is Indian summer ? 0. Mow dei'p 1m the rand canyon In its deepest part. 1". What does the skeleton of mi avenmo whale weish? .nswei"M to Yesterday's Question: 1. How many former service men arc there? Ans. Approximately four nnd one-hall million. 2. How can soiled play in r cards he cleaned? Ann. Huh them with a cloth dipped in spirits of camphor. , 3. What is the world's annual paper production? Ans. Klht mil lion tons. 4. What size Is n chamois? Ans. The chamois is about tho sizo of a . fi. J low lohj; lmn Tammany Unit been an Influence n ptditi wince 1770. !. What Is chlorophyt? Ans. It is the Kreen In plants, i 7. Where is Pimlieo Sound? Ans. On the coast of North Carolina. It is about 7 A. miles Kuik and from 10 to 25 miles wide. S. Where did the poll tax ordi nate? Ans. In Fmnland. J. To what family does the rac coon belong? Ans. To the bear fam ily. 10." What Is a sepoy? Ans. A na tlve Hindu soldier. -lJUr J-'.1 ILL J r i, lk 1 1 A A&JLfXVwP For Thr Generation Have Made Child-Birth Easier By Using Wiicnl IOO XL IT 01 UOTHIHHOOD ANDTHt IAIY.PBII -UADflUO RESUUT0R CO.. DIPT. Q. ATkAflTAt V the factions. The police frustrated nn Arab attack. Later, while troops pa trolled tho city, the. governor with the officer commanding-- tho troops and the principal Moslem notables, walk-; UKlne streets andostored order. . .. in t . Cut Th,1s "Cjut It Is, Worth While . ,Cut out this blip, enclose with 5c uml mail it to FWoyi &" (fo.i 2835 Sheffield '.Wo'., ChictsjoiVtH.-.yi-ltip's yoin; name finl; addresp iclaarIy,"'.You will Wqclve a yoturn .ii'trjal paijkugo conilijihins Polly's Honey 'and Tai; CompoHind for ooAghs, colds and' crtjup; Foleyi Kidney Pills for pains in sidea and back;, rheu matism, backache, kidney nnd ;b)adde(r iiilments;i aiufiFoleyCathartic Tablets', n wholesqme airt thoroughly cleansing cathartic ;for ;coiistipatiin, biliousness. headaches, and sluggish' bowels.; I ;Sold bverywhe're. Adv SAY "Merry Christraas,, This Year With a Photograph (!ome in and sec our Latest Styles for Holiday Portraits. We feel assured that after looking; over our latest offer ings you will be convinced that., a sitting will be worth while. . TUDI0 217 V.. Main "On the (iroimd Floor' Medford, Ore !(se?ffl y-d-irc, We Invite the Accounts of Every woman should have a Bank account of her own, to teach her the ways of business and finance. Some day she may be called on to handle large sums of money and she will hv th. necessary knowledge and EXPERIENCE if she hi handled her own bank account. To the ladies of this community we offer the safety ui service of our bank. Come in. We will welcome you. Jackson County Bank Established 1888 Member Federal Reserve. .1 i'PoWer Saving--The Method and The M When- an executive in charge of production attains the . correct motor on each machine, he gets a surprise. The . aggregate savings from, a group of correctly motored m : chines make a substantial addition to the net of the busines. You know your operating conditions. We know Western Electric Motors. We can help you select the correct motor and control for each machine by getting together. . We have the motors we recommend. They are fully juaranteed. To meet special requirements . we cn jet quick deliveries from the nearby Western Electric Wro house stock. , We repair and maintain motors veil aa sell them. Telephone us, or call, for specifceatiaai and far motor re pair jobs. . " Motor Drive for Every Plant " Paul's Electric Store Cor. Main and Central Phone 90 PAINLESS DENTISTRY At pricos that you ran nfford Is tho policy of thin office. V ar Hc Hrvon, in h volume of biiMncsn nnd not trying to get rich off from a fnv patients. 1 Vou will find our prices nro reasonable, in fact probably mar reasonable than Is obtainable. In nny dental office of tho Northwest, and dono ly skilled operators, covered by a life guarantee. Knowing Is Believing A visit to our office will convince you that our prices nro rensoti nblo and the work done painlessly. ' DR. O. J. JOHNSON, Dentist Knst Mnin Sliwt, over M M Dept. Sloro, Iclforl. Phono 009 Office iinir.-ii 1 n. in. In 7 p. m. Sundays O n. m. to J'J noon. Other timo iiitiiii(IO1 ly npKinliiient. Our Work Holds Up There are several methods of vulcan izing, hut only ono way Is the right vny and that is ours. We are never satisfied to merely return a tire to you that will hold air for the time be iiiK. We vulcanize so that the blow out or puncture will stay vulcanized. Our charges aro lowest. Haywood Tire Surgeons W. D. Hnghr XI X. (ir.ne SEE THE CHAMPIONS AT ; Pacific International Livestock Show Portland, Oregon November 5th to 12th, 1921 $17.70 R-r5"Pd Fare . (Plus S',c Federal War Tax) Tlcliota on Sale November 1, 0, R, 10 and lllh Final return limit November 1 -! til $75,000 in Premiums And ion S;ilcs Yt ily Dairy ami Bocf Cattlo Iiiimen.se Poultry nnd Ralihit Show "Western Dairy Products Show Spectacular and Thrilling Night Horse Show 6 Nights 3 Matinees I.arosi I.ivosiock Show in the World 1 0 acres under one roof For further Information asl; Apcnts Southern Pacific Lines JOHN M. SCOTT General Passenger Agent 4 TfK .