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5IEDFORD 5LEIE TRIBUNE,- MEDFOKD. OREGON; THURSD AY, OCTOBER -20, 1921 Medford Mail Tribune FRENCH AT THE AEMS FARLEY. PAGE FOUK AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED EVERT AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY B THE MEDFORD PRINTING CO. The Medford Sunday Pun is furnished subscribers desiring sovc-n day dally newspaper. Office Mall Tribune KhIIIimk, 15-27-29 North Fir street. I'huiu- 7 b. A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Medford Mall, the Medford Tribune, The Southern Oregontatx. The Ashland Tribune. ROBERT W. RUIIU Editor. 6UMPTER 8. SMITH, Manager. . SUBaOBXPTIOH TEEMU Y MAIL In Advance: Dally, with Sunday Sun, year 17.60 Dally, with Humiay Sun, jjuutn .a Dally, without Sunday Hun, year 6.50 Dally, without Sunday Sun, month .65 ' Weekly Mall Tribune, one year 2.00 Sunday Hun, one year 2.U0 Y CARRIER In Medford, Ashland, Jacksonville, Central Point, Pnoeuix, Talent; Dally, with Sunday Sun, month .76 Dally, without Sunday Sun. month .60 Dally, without Sunday Sun, year.... 7.5U Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year 8.5u All terms by carrier, cash in advance. Official paper of the City of Medford Official papur of Jackson County. Sworn dally average circulation for six months ending Oct.. 1920, 322(1 Entered a sneom- cki mutter at Uedford. Oregon, under the act of Marr.n . 1879 MEMBERS OK THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. , The AsoBolated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatch? credited to It, or not therwlee credited In thle paper, andaalsi the local news putltHhd iiruiii. All- rights of republcailon of special Jlapatohs herein are a I ho -uarveU. U Ye Smudge Poi Arctiiir rrrj , j j"Tlio iipiiliindlng cltlzuuH of the state," giiyly , reports Llio I'oitliiinl Telegram, "nro behind tho fuir." The downscUiug citizens don't count So fur no zeulous hunter liaamlstook the bird on a lady's lut (or a Chinese pheasant. . The disarmament conference meets November 11th. They ought to linve the Job completed and work ins by the following Monday, but each and every one of the. delegates will have to talk till hlB'larnyx" plays out. 'The 'proposed municipal wood yard la for floating transients only. The floating home guards are all busy lu ,th.a mines. If tho city council can make them split wood u number of wives .desire tho reciire, , , SLAUGHTERING DONE IN ' ,i a PROMPT MANNER (Salem Capital-Journal) ., '., Pr. A. Slaughter has movod from yf U,' 8. National Bank builclinK to .. .'4l5.v.and . 41U!" Oregon "I building, " who.ro ho will be pleased to servo ' tlloso In need ot his services. The Jin-y found old DdcIc Ilruinfiold guilty, and the first p.snual Douglas County Gloat Ib in progress, under tho . management of tho Gloatarlans. A yardnrm will he inalullod on the flag pole on tho Univ. ClubsliI campun as a warning to the Uolshcvlki who say Yale is going to bent Harvard. Somo of tho 'massos report tlmt memories of a summer gad nro unpnl atnblo and almost impossible to bito a hole In. Pensants of tho valley wolcoino the new gffwff club, scenting n chnucc to get rid of tholr small potatoes, without putting them III tho middle of tho sack TRYING TO GET OUT OF EATING THE HORSE (Chlco Entorprlse) A good, Inmost reliable man, 71 years of ago and very deaf, wishes a Job at work of any kind thin an old man ran do. Something that will keep himself and one horse nllvo until next Bprlug. Call at . Henry Corral. There Is a predominance of Teutons among tho engineers of tho hell for efficiency Kspee. . HPard at Crowson's Kond Ma Is Bpeuklng "Y-eo-e-s-8, lliiliy eat moth er." Whereupon the rising young cannibal ohlcf quit bawling. The administration is handling the railroad strike on the theory that all the votes are not In tho hands of rail road men. Also that there is a differ ence between a boxcar, full of pig Iron and a 'mail sack. ' CORNS Lift Off with Fingers M Doesn't hurt a bit! Drop a little rreczonc on an aching corn, inst.intly that corn stops hurling, then shortly you lift it right off with lingers. Truly ! Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of rreezone lor a lew cents, Miltuicnt to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toe, and the, calluses, without snn ness or in nation. IT HAS been (leeiilcd .that French and EntrliKh shull huvo equal recognition as official languages nt tho arms parley. Secretary Hughes has so informed Briand and the other governmental heads. Tho announcement lias caused great pleasure' iii France. The French were hurt at the suggestion made some time ago that English .".lone would have official sanction when French has been the ac cepted tongue of diplomacy for centuries. There is little doubt that from now on English will hold equal place with French wherever internationiil discussions are carried on, but whether, it will ever entirely supersede French is not at all cer English has made great strides in Europe during and since the war and most of the other nations, with their usual shrewdness, will doubtless cultivate it as a secondary tongue. If Americans are wise, they, in their turn, will take up the study of French extensively, not only as a social accomplishment, but as a business and professional i.sset. Spanish, -too, if possible but French is more broadly useful. BRITAIN'S BOXER INDEMNITY. f , GHEAT ISIUTAIX seems about to follow the example of the Lull ed States in remitting the unpaid balance of the Chinese Uoxer indemnity, with the stipulation that the money be used in Chimfse cducution. , ,' The United States, at the suggestion of Secretary John Hy, flicl Unit very thing more than 20 years ago. Since that time many of China's finest young men have studied at schools and universities in this country, learning not only American ways and methods, along vilh their academic or technical studies, but what is more important ilill, America's ideals and America's honest desire for good " 'will niiKuig nations. The original step was not a selfish one, not taken with a view to courting special privilege or preference in China. Yet it has brought,, material benefits in addition to making China a warm friend. That is why a special parliamentary commission studying the sit uation for Great Jtritain has reported, "American, interests in China' arc advanced by tlic respect, .trust and affection of the Chinese to a degree. Unit no other natioir enjoys." It is an interesting comment o:i a good deed done and a good example set. The lesson of Hrumfield translated into modern. terms is this "You can't beat the game; no matter how clever you are, in tho end you must pay." ' Quill Points What Kaiser Hill couldn't do to us, a. revenue bill may. A note of pessimism is a promissory nolo with your 'name on the dotted line, ' (j)(o)ne of the penalties for thinking is to be -misunderstood "' vj'You can. juJfie a wohwiVt ' K "temper bW , omH'o lenftth. .of time Jfa 3e Women of course, we intended for man good purposes buii-one of -tkese W5 -not ' J -to be vnAiratood, , Tk' krlt thiit Jyi i-mwMt , will writ rt. ftry ' mVui it. CBTfce Uoder a speaker -talks. CTV ffi -ike lass is he able to JJ ' : v tkin.K. . Jy 8 i . . - , . i mm 2$ Wc all com-c into life the same way, but there j-are a thousand ways to feo .oot ; HEZ HECK SAY5; t. " Yellow is.a bad color AL Wm. .-far both. ,amaa.s 0 ii ' ' '' Be prepared for 1 I sickness or Gccidenir.' ' BAHKYOPPOWJ T iiiMiiiiitiuiwumJii-?! BANK ZKmiMX0 l11 -.J..,j BOOK pF" . . sf.-- torn pepl jo along putting off nd putting off preparing fr Wi fur or ftr mnfemwi rmW wkich suy overtake them. Then comes disaster. ' .y ...,'' We hope that everyone enjoys themselves but they, should also be prepared for sickness or adversity and this can only be done by having READY MONEY on hand for emergency. : ' To have this, ready money, come in and open an account in our bank and REGULARLY add to your balance from your, earnings. , . .' . We will welcome you . - i Jaeksoji County Bank - Established 1888 '. . ' Member Federal Reerv HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? American ' mothers are missing a wonderful opportunity. The thin clothes the girls wear now would niako spanking wonderfully effective. . . . . . 'Always frail lh.e liiid guy's bluff. A hard-boiled egg is ahvavs yellow on the iusidc . ' About the only place' where the speed laws are not .violated is the road back to normalcy. ' ' . The km ma spirit that broke the Hindcuhurg line is now breaking another lino for twenty-yard gains. - . ' SHU the tongue of gossip couldn't keep scandal -alive except for willing pars. AVc have come to' a pretty pass if we can't advocate Americanism without, wearing a nightgown and a mask. It is estimated Hint there is enough coal in discovered fields to keep miners striking for ,'iL'7(! years. Fable: Once upon a time there was a man wlio acquired the daily mill habit and didn't brag about itViecasionallv. RipplingRhiniGs PLEASANT READING. . KATKI) by my flaring candle, I digest the daily news,. and it J treats of crime and scandal, and of dope and smuggled 'booze. Foolishly 1 keep inquiring, "Is the whole world staring mad ? Aren't people ever tiring of the grewsome and the badi Oh, this era of abasement I All our bulwarks seem to wreck,!" and some buckshot , through the easement, comes and hits me in "the neck. All the boys arc busy gunning, and they care not who. they plug, and the cops are tired of running grisly slayers to the jug. With my humble rushlight burning, I peruse the tales of crime', longing for the swift returning of, the olden, peaceful time; when in safety one might travel up the highway, far and near, and no shotgun charged with gravel, with his jaunt would interfere. Motor haul dils were unheard of in those days serene and bright; it was sel dom we. had word of gunmen who would shoot at sight. In the streets, where men assemble. I'm the victim of a scare, and at home I sweat and tremble lest the gunmen find me there; on re tiring 1 am fearful that they'll slay me while I snooze and on vk-. ing 1 am tearful, lest I perish in my shoes. For the boys are hits' slaying and the bullets whiz and whine; oh, that all of us were uuiying as in days of auhl lang syne! 1. In what country' did ' manual training In schools qrlRlnftte? , 2. In what year was tho capltol ot HiIb country burnodf - ' , . 3. -How long dne4t tultu a lamb to ect iin-HV teeth?' " . . . I.. What is ah ownithonter?-' 6. Jlow far inn flyer voloplano from an altitude of 20, 000. feet? 0. How many strokes' do. pistons mako in .one revolution ot tho crank shaft of a tens engine? 7. ' ' Who wrote, "t" am monarch of all I survey. My rlht Is- honb to dis pute?" ' ' ' ' 81 Which is tho shallowest of tho Great Lakes?' .-. 9. What is o franchise? ' 10. What is n franking' privilege? AnsnerH to Ye.Hterduy's Questions: 1. What aro BCndarmes? Ans. They nro French nrmed police. 2. ' What is gluten? AnsS It Is a tough, clastic, gi-aytsh aubstnnco found in tho flour of wheat and other grains, r : ' ' " "' 8. Whtit sort of n night Is most apt to produce n frost? Ans. A clear, still night soon after a rain; ' 4. Whero Is the Hull of Fame? Ans. At Xw York University, v . 6. What well known event In his tory occurred" at Hnrper's. Ferry. w Vn.? Ans. John frown's raid. IS. Where arb tho Appenlncs ninuntnliiH? Ans. Tri Italy. 7. Hint many strings has a harp? Attn. Fifty-throe. , 8. .Who- discovered Haiti? .Ans. Coluinlnis. ' '. 9. What' distinguishes Hamnier fest, Norway, from other cities? Ans. It in the most northerly Incorporated town In the world. 10. How many bftikfi. maps, pieces of music, etc.'. re .there In the- con gressional library? Ahs. Nearly throe million. Samoa Is believed to have been the original home of the Polynesians. Wood is scarce in f'lil 1111. How I. Earned My First Ddllar A erle of pen sketches describ ing how some of Medford's 1 well known citizen climbed the fin rung. .. ' . . ,....' ... .1. Court Hall... When I was a boy in Ohio I earn ed niy first dollar. I ran nway from home to come1 to Oregon and was going to peddle my way here. I had Cifty' cents. I bought four pair of nickel socks and some susnenders, and started out. I doubled my money on the transaction. I stocked up again and started out anew, but grew homesick in a couple of day, and went back home at Troy, Ohio, to get something to eat, and start right for Oregon. I started out with my Sunday clothes under my arm, -and when a mile or two from home, took off my - every day clothes and hid them. I was never able to find them again. I was warmly welcomed on my return. I really think that most of tho rheumatism I have every win ter Is nothing but lingering pain from it." . JOHNSON , SCIENTIFIC DENTISTRY 228 East Main Street . Over M M Department Store, Quotations You Should Know The Right Honorable .gentleman Is Indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for Ms facts, Richard Brlnaley Sheridan, 1751-1816 A9X. TOR and GBi Horlictt's The Original Malted Milk - for Infanta and Invalids Avoid Imitations and Substitutes DR. RICKERT MAIL YOUR FILMS to SWEM'S STUDIO 217 Eu't Main St. Medford Eyes Scientifically Tested W OOD and Glasses Properly Fitted 'lk WOO(, of nI1 klnd!k. o,,., WOod m ritjr under cover. Also bent l'tali no inore rsKD Broken Inpfi Accurately Duplicated FAtrrOHY ON PHK.MISK8 IH K. Main, I'listalrs O'ual nt 9 1 7 off car. VALLEY FUEL CO. 2nfl nnil Fir Thnnc 78 SYSTEM IN MONEY MATTERS Thoro ii vo outsido expenses wc all have to' meet ( 'Jul) or lodge dues, insurance pay ments, and taxes: , 1 f we don't plan ahead, we mav not have the .eash when they are due, and must be "dun ned," or.pay extra interest. 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