Medford mail tribune., May 19, 1921, Page 4, Image 4

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Ye Smudge Pot
'" j Arthur Perrf
", The Poles protest to His . i Allien
seitlllHt the llBfi of Cicrnian li-o'njifl in
Hllmln: They realize Hint the orna
ment Will eoiiKlKt (if HonicthliiK IichUIch
appeals to obey Ai t. XXXIV of. tho
. Treaty oi VermtllleH, while the PoIch
lout rtnd twiddle their Aiikci-h and
thutotis rtt tlie reKi of tho world.
, Thla.has not .been n hard winter,
but it 'hns been nn exceptionally Iiuik
one.1 The "Climate Unexcelled" hIko
on tlie "'CofC." window bun Htarted to
curl at tho north end.
HOME QUI'.KTIOXK AI.A KIMKON
Vho wns Solomon, and who Iihh
more, mines, than lie liail wlveH?
WJlftt ia tile difference between
coddling .moths in the orchards, and
in tho movies?
i.What Are the chief Ingredients of
bearierjr 'soup?
yh4 was tho 'mean rnlnfall last
year, and was it meaner, than usual?
ihoro a sun? Jf so, where?
'What'Is tho difference between the
ftojnnn Forum, and the Wednesday
rornrn?
TIIERK is jintliitij,' now under the sun. A precedent for any.
lliiii).' can he found if one (.'oi-s buck far fimiifdi. Tin; Iiuiiihii
race lias been searching or that put (if cold at the end of tlie rain-
how, ever since a certain historic couple passed through the portals
of 1 aradise. For, observe, if you please, the horny-handed orchard
ists of Yakima.
Here lies the modern Harden of Kden v. the Yakima pamphlet
of l!)(l(i). For there did grow, and rrows every tree that is pleasant
to the sifiht and jroml for food; every beast of the field from Cleson
lo Fordtrac; and every fowl of (lie air. Jhat ever defied a spraying
nozzle. I Jut the Yakima tribe was not'eonient, at least' not after
woman entered this horticultural I 'aradise.
Not woman .'enerally. bid one woman specifically, i. e. one Kva
(n Snohomish corruption of Kvc) Kva Harper, the Island (ueen of
I'almito-Dcl-Yerdi. lOva bit the apple. YY'insap. Delicious anil
Spitzenber', and pronounced them all tad. AVhv toil amonj; barren
thorns and thistles in tlie sweat of thy face, midst dust, sorrow and'
intermittent red ink; when for a jiallry -toll per acre one could live
the life of an opulent lanehcro Mexicana. on the salubrious Isle of
I'almilo-pcl-Verdi ! Why indeed. The woman's voice was soft, her
raiment rich, her manners befjuilinj;, and the Yakima Adams fell.
:)()() f them, they fell hard, to the tune of $'T)0,000.
And they went forth this band of ;!()(!, to the Isle of l'almilo-I)e-Verdi
and what did they find? Just about what Adam found the
further side of that flamiiitr sword. j:ricf. ncks. snakes, fever,
butrs and bankruptcy, proved to be the prevailing products of that
highly ton f i-tl soil. And so members of that Adam hand ale now!
Kiiinjr Kva the Island (jiieen. for damages.
II was ever thus. Human nature has never been able to resist the
lure of the '"other side ol the hill." The virtues. of the known.havi:
rie'cr been able to combat the virliies'..of the unknown. Tin. Aihim
I b... i i , ..
...... fi.un wu enu nn nun mi, iuui iriuiaoiy win eoniinue to jjo on
and on and on. searching for. -that -nob at the end of Hie rainbow.
liifes J! row
, '. : - ' '
I
"Where Is John U. Allen?
who
S'fimft nn escape from Peoria
ttcVer feot over it ?
v.'hftl, day In Kehrunry .each yrur Ih
tho 'windiest? Name the throe Re
publicans of the county, who make no
speeches oil this clay?
J - JVtime tho "learned counsel," whose
panjfc are cqulppd with l&iiS model
p'ockets? ; i '
Locate n' Democrat, am! describe
same accurately?
. Vho are. the leading laughers of
thi -alley, and state how many have
whiskers?
Name a family engaged In cutting'
off, the last named?
. Vhy are there no garages or nuto
mechanics In this vicinity?
What day In tho week Is liming for
oil? '
What wonder mannges a scenic
wonder?
What judge has a white dog, ex
cept in the smudging season?
, What btowetl dp in Jacksonville
last August?
What inconsequential law will come
before the next legislature? What
river n Involved?
' Whose kid Is the smartest?
Where In the courthouse, and In
Court Hall tho name of an apartment
house?
Who loves tho Oregon System and
admits it T .
' Name the lending docks of the
community? Name all the colonels
and what wars they participated in?
; How many more judges are needed
before a Judgment Day can lie held?
Estimate the aggregate woullh ol
tho valley ? How, much of i( Ih hang
ing on watch chains?
Are till the tumbled down shacks In
Athlone?
What society Is engaged in plekUnjj
scenery ?
Is there n lodge John 1'erl doesn t
belong to?
: 'What home product Is never spoken
of In public, and not advertised?
Name the members of tho eommon
council with your eyes shut?
In tho Nat or tiold Hill the wrestling
center of the valley?
What will happen June 71 h, thnt
Will cause more agony than tlie world
wnM k
Namo n blackface comedian work
ing; for John ilockcfollow ?
-' What ruined the Hose pears, till
tllnb to pick and sell?
Dress onoes that we poin
PRIDE. The shoe buy
of all ages, pair
M.iw mi licts, ii ikI toil itml trouble
Unit Piiiiidisc, wIrtu lunik no
flrn unknown.
And 1Jm cinl of Hie ch.'iptor jy ujmost ill Vis. lluj xuiuo, disillu
sion nnd ii suit usiiiilly iiovcr filctl. for dmnaxes. For success is
not nnd nvvvv will he a mntlor nf hilitudc nnd lohVitudc. The South
Sens mid llir Xorlh Sens, tin; casl and the west, are at'tin- all vit
iniich tin same. Vakinia is out; til" the best places in tlie world fm
tin Valiiinaniaiis; and tlie niau who forgets that pot of trold. iv-
sisls lite IilandiNhnieiils of Ihe Island Queens, and slays on the ,joh,
almost iuvarialily spends his deelinino; years in the grateful shade
of that ti:eo of real knowledge, whose fruit is contentment with
one's lot.
IcippiingkhiiinQsg
won ricJWti
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SHARP EARS.
UK
-eyed boarders leave their beds, and come lo eal Ihe
1' breakfast steak, and ' they" have tired and shelf-worn'
heads, for evil sounds kept them awake. Says one, "That Jones
ilojt bayed I lie moon, and robbed me of a ton of sleep, and if the
pup is butchered soon you may depend I shall not weep." "A mil
lion'eats dijlurbcd my rest," another mutters, while he chews;
'and now I do not look my best, because 1 threw at them my,
shoes." "The wind was bowline; sad refrains." remarks another
mournful wijibt ; "it fairly bent the window panes, and who could
itleep on such a nichl?" "J just was dropphi! niT to sleep." si-rlis
one. iudionant o'er his wrongs, "when some you'n; men with
voices cheap before the door sail),' dippy sontrs." My ears are
badly on the blink. 1 do not bear the uilit wind blow; and when
I hear such tales think how am blest thai -it is so. The cats
may yowl, the dop nmy bark, unci thunder roll along the skies,
and through the lon; hours of the dark I sleep as though to win a
prize. Hut all the boarders pester me with sympalbv, dav after
ila.v, it is a shame, I hey all atrrcc; that I can't bear
Ihev!
as well as
THE CANE y
,,- is the cane you get and t)
away. Come one, come s
small. There's room for
for all. Step back and 1"
see some of the bargains m
Summer EXCURSION RATES
To Eastern Points Thru
Canadian Pacific Rockies
TICKE TS ON SA LE JUNE 1ST TO
AUGUST 15TH, INCLUSIVE
Limit three months from date of
sale, with final return limit October
31st. ,
For full particulars write, telephone,
or call at office
Canadian Pacific Railway
E. E. Penn, Gen'l. Agt. Passgr. Dept.
55 Third St., Portland, Oregon.
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FRAMING
WEM'S STUDIO
Med ford Iron Works
Trnctnr, Truck, 8irny Outrit. nnd
Gas KiikIiic llrpalrlns n Spcolnltr
GKNKKAli FOFMUtY
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Medford, May 26 to 31
Wizards al Enlerlainmen!
Chautauqua Presents a Notable Company on the Second
Day in the Stone-Platt-Bragers Trio
"THE HOUSE WE LIVE IN"
Chautauqua Lecture Deals With Power
.of the Mind In a New Manner.
"Tlie n-iiKe We Live In" is the mlnil
the ln;s!lile bahltntlon. Init never
theless the true one and tlie one most
Iraporlimt of oil. This is the hauls
of. the lecture to h presented on the
latt fi.r.i ( (? by
A luiiijii wlznril. ti lulled innnulnKlst nnd a K'ent lielKhm ni'conl.oiiist mid
hniilone, cmuprlse the .Slone-l'latt-Iiriicers Trio coinlni? to Chnutamnin in two
his procnuus on Ihe second duy. It is u great coiiihlnutlon one of the very
best en any platform tmlny.
Eiectra Plait nlone wmild assure the success of the company. Her mon
oliiL'iii'S are liilinlliihle. They nre nil original. You will laugh with Klectru
Plait until your sides ache. Vernon Stone, formerly of "The Iiunjo Kleads"
on the Orpheum, coaxes remarkahle music out of Ihe hiinjo. the one-string
liildle nnd ihe' violin. -Achille llrngers, Kelglan plano-uccordlonlst aud
liiirllcine is u pradunte of the ltoy ll Conservatory of Brussels anil wus teniieiiy
organist at one iif Kurope's greulest tath(Hlrals.
I. Shepherd, n keen-minded nnd deep-
thinking young writer nnd lecturer.
Out of It, he draws ninny lessons well
wnrili while, lessons thnt can well be
applied, to every day activities. It
Is a thought-provoking lecture, schol
nrly hut interesTtng, profound hut sim
ple old truths presented In a new
., light,
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VIOLINIST TO AMERICA
Chautauqua Presents Prominent
French Artist, Mile. Lucile
jCollette
. Slllb. I.uclle ('idU'tle, Ihe sensiitlonnl
French vlollnlsl,:. In one of the mot
noluhle uriists ever preseaicd on the
Western ('haulauquns. The fortunes
of war brought her lo America nnd her
success here mis instantaneous. The
Montreal (.Inzelte in speaking of her
Life Story Reads Like a Romance
Mechanic Two Years Ago Editor, Author and
Prominent Chautauqua Lecturer Today : '
y
rei'cnt iippeaianee In that city 'Mill,
"She" Is a brilliant violinist somewhat
of Ihe Kubclik type, although with
a much more brilliant apd masculine
tone." She is now under contract with
one of America's leading phonograph
companies. She has appeared ia the
V.ust with l'.lhel l.eginska, tJraveuie,
Murtiucllc. lti.it u. Itoihier and niuuy
other great artists.
The story nf E. ,11. Fish rends like a romance. Two years ago be w a
machinist on Government work In Everett, Washington. Toduy be is tlie editor
of "Labor nnd Industry," the author of one of the best known books on Indus
trial relations, nnd n public speaker who hns few equals In the entire West.
He performed a heroic work in the Northwest in bis light ou the "reds" nnd
radicals.
In the worts of n Texas paper "He is a human dynamo, n dealer of sledge
hammer blows, a gushing fountain of torrid eloquence undoubtedly the most
popular lecturer on our 10-0 program. "The best lecturer I have ever heard"
was the general comment."
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WITH MEDFCBP TRADE IS MEDFORD MA.DI
Notice to Property Owners
A city ordinance requires occupant or owner
of any lot or parcel of land, whether occu
pied or vacant, to dispose of weeds or grass
along fences or sidewalks. Many complaints
have been made and instructions have been
issued to police to rigidly enforce this ordi
nance. Penalty is fine of $2.00 to $20.00 or
one to ten days in jail.
Advertising -in The Sun gets results.
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