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ÍD O R E G O N /) LARGEST u d F I N E S T ^ ] HOTEL is (W NORTHWEST Eric V. H au ler, President. 550 Ä A Rooms >$1.00 f i l l i p 5 Day-Up P V H ir Brazil and Central American Nations Become Restless. 75 Sample Rooms $2 Up your Back hurts or Bladder bothers you. drink lots of water. When your kidneys hurt and your back feels sore, don’t get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a LlAmlkr *f Ancrica’t Eic**d**J j lot of drugs that excite the kidneys | and Irritate the entire urinary tract Ab solutely N « r Both 200 Ro | Keep your kidneys clean like you keep 100 Bath. Depots Fireproof | your bowels clean, by flushing them with a mild, harmless salts which re- 1 moves the body’s urinous waste and Argentina Divided Over W orld War stimulates them to their normal activ ity. The function of tbe kidneys is to and L ittle Encouragement From Corner Sixth and Hoyt Su.f Portland. Ore. filter the blood. In 24 hours they strain from It 500 grains o f acid and That Source is Looked for. waste, so we can readily understand the vital importance of keeping the LO U H IM ES. Manager. kidneys active. R A T E S :—76c to 12. S P E C IA L - W e e k or Month Drink lots of water— you can't drink Washington, D. C.— Early entrance too much; also get from any pharma o f several o f the South and Central cist about four ounces of Jad Salts; Every Ford Car should carry one e x Am erican nations into the war ag_i..st take a tablespoonful In a glass of water before breakfast each morning tra tire it save charqpn* on the road. Germany is regarded here as practi for a few days and your kidneys will T H E T W I N R IM Brazil, aroused by the act tine. This famous salts is made fits both front and rear wheel. Applied in 5 min cally certain. ute*. Saves time, clothes, temper and religion. from tbe acid of grapes and lemon Price $6.50. Sent parcel poet prepaid, upon re sinking o f her steamship Parana, is juice, combined with llthla, and bas ceipt o f price. expected to become a belligerent this b e n us.M for generations to clean BKOON VULCANIZING CO., "T h e Tire Shop.” ¿33-335 Burnaide st.. Portland. Oregon week and it is assumed that her lead and stimulate clogged kidneys; also to neutralize the acids In nrlne so it j w ill be followed promptly by other no longer is a source of irritation, thus countries. ending bladder weakness. Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs Jad Salts is Inexpensive; cannot in Reports o f divided opinion in Argen- and Farm Produce jure; makes a delightful effervescent j tina have given officials here little en- lithia-water drink which everyone to the Old Reliable Everding house with a record o f 45 years o f Square Dealings, and i couragement to look fo r aggressive should take now and then to keep bs assured o f T O P M A R K E T PRICES. their kidneys clean and active. Try action by that country. F. M. CRONKH1TE this, also keep up the water drinking, A c tiv e support o f the United States and no doubt you w ill wonder what 45-47 Front Street Portland. Oregon by at least tw o o f the five Central became of your kidney trouble and Am erican republics and possibly by backache. four would not be surprising. Official W e A re Buyers of Trouble Left. reports that Estrada Cabrera, presi Mlstah Trouble come one day, d e n t o f Guatemala, is contemplating Knockin’ at ma do'. Etc. Your shipments to us will bring to you ; seriously a break with Germany have prompt returns and best possible prices. On his back he had a sack been received. W R IT E FOR S H IPPIN G T A G S . Des plumb full ob woe. So long as M exico's course is unde- V A L L E Y PRODUCE C O M PAN Y, I fined, unusual interest is attached to Ah called in ma old friend, Smile, 115 Front St., Portland. Oregon the position o f the Central American Soon that changed the case. governments, especially Guatemala, Trouble seen him an’ des left— Nevah like de place. L E A R N A T R A D E . Gas Tractor and A u to controlling the southern frontier o f mobile men are in demand W4 nr.' g iv in g a com Mexico. — N ew York Evening Wordl. In the event o f the develop plete course in both for the price o f one tuition, for a short time only. L a rge class now graduat ment o f an unfriendly situation in ing and have room for few more men. Catalog Mexico, it is realized that Guatemala’s S O U R , A C I D S T O M A C H S , and details free. Hc^sU’s Trrie ScfcssU. 2Ut i Usw^srss G ASES OR IN D IG E S TIO N role would be far from unimportant. Portland, Oregon. In Guatemala, Cabrera has built up Each "Pape's Dlapepsln” Digests 3000 what is regarded generally as the most “ C. B . " M I N E R S & CO. grains food, ending all stomach misery In five minutes. UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP efficient army in Central Am erica and with it he would be in a position to AITMOtlLE «ritmi*« AND DEMUHia. Time It! In ft minutes all stom I. I. ION. HUM ANO «LUAN ITI. NOITIAND, MESON’ lend valuable assistance to the United States. Antipathy between the Gua ach distress w ill go. N o Indigestion, temalans and the Mexicans there has heartburn, sourness or belching of gas. acid, or eructations of undigested HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, existed fo r years. food, no dizziness, bloating, foul WOOL AND MOHAIR. I t is known that earnest efforts have breath or headache. ffi want ill jdu hue. Write ter prices end shipping teat been made by counsellors o f Cabrera to Pape’s Diapepsln is noted for Its THI H. f. NORTON CO. Portland. Ore ; Seattle, We induce him to enter promptly into the speed In regulating upset stomachs war. I f he does place his country in It Is the surest, quickest stomach rem FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney. the list, it is expected that Nicaragua edy In (b e whole world and besides it Put an end to stomach Organizer and Developer. Patents secured or Fee w ill shortly follow, and the long-stand is harmless. Refunded. FR E E . Toy X-Ray Plate; shows every those two trouble forever by getting a large bone in your body right through your clothing. ing differences between fifty-cent case of Pape'B Diapepsln Suites 701. 701A. 701B. 701C. Csntral bldg., Seattle countries and Salvador and Honduras may be swept away in a desire to pre from any drug store. You realize In five minutes how needless it is to suf S T U D Y bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, salesmanship, English branches, at an accredited sent a united Central America. fer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or any MEXICAN REPUBLIC IS SJLENÏ | Hotel Hoyt Thoroughly Renovated & Decorated o FORD CARS SHIP Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs, school; write, or phone Main 690 for catalogue; graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison, Portland. Oregon. T H I C K , G LO S S Y H A IR F R E E FROM DANDRUFF Cuba Enters War Against Germany Havana Cuba, not yet out o f her Girls! T r y Itt H a ir gets ■ ft, fluffy teens as a republic, is at war with and beautiful— Get a 25 cent Germany— the first o f the Latin-Am er- bottle of Danderine. ican countries to range herself along side the United States, her liberator I f you care for heavy hair that glis tens with beauty and Is radiant with and protector. A t 7:16 o ’clock Saturday night Pres life ; has an Incomparable softness and is flu ffy and lustrous, try Danderine. ident Menocal affixed his signature to Just one application doubles the the joint resolution adopted unani beauty f your hair, besides 1 Imme mously late in the afternoon by both diately dissolves every particle bf the senate and house without a dissent dandruff. You can not have nice ing vote being raised, thus putting in heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan to effect the declaration that a state o f druff. This destructive scurf robs the war exists between Cuba and the im- hair of Its lustre, Its strength and Its very life, and If not overcome It pro peria German government. duces a feverishness and It hing of the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos Emperor William Asks Plans en and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of on Reforms for Germany Knowlton’s Danderine from -ny drug Amsterdam, via London-— Emperor store and just try It. W iliam has ordered German Imperial Chancellor von Bethman-Hollweg to His Bid. A wag in an auction room thought submit to him certain proposals for the it time to go home, and as the auc reform o f the Prussian electoral law to tioneer raised his hammer and said: be discussed and put into effect after An official “ Going! Going! W ill anybody bid the conclusion o f peace. any m ore?" he shouted: telegram from Berlin announcing this “ I w ill bid more.” order adds that it foreshadows also the “ W hat will you bid?" asked the man reform o f the upper chamber o f the with the hammer. Prussian diet. “ I w ill bid you good night,” an swered the wag. walking o ff amidst Food Distribution Taken Up. the laughter of the audience and the rage o f the auctioneer.— Exchange. Washington, D. C.— Food production and distribution for the war period Boycotting the potato would be all right if the potato had not beaten us were discussed at Saturday’s cabinet m eeting and afterwards Sec. Hous to it.— Birmingham (A la .) News. ton announced that he would leave im mediately for St. Louis to confer with Room fo r the Ambitious. "D o you sec that young fellow over agricultural experts from the great He w ill hold there?" said the manager of the fac cereal grow ing states. tory. "H e ’s made up his mind that a sim ilar conference in the East some day he is going to get my job later. away from me." "Is that so? I should The secretary was directed by a sen n’t think you’d keep him around here, ate resolution passed Friday to sub then." "Great Scott, man! I ’d be m ighty lucky if every fellow In this mit a plan to increase the national plant had the same idea."— Detroit food supplies. Free Press. F ive Billion a Year W ar Figure. After All. Washington, D. C. — Methods o f “ A fter all. It's no crim e to be poor." financing the war w ith Germany and "M aybe not, but no poor man can afford to hire a lawyer to prove that extending huge loans to the allies con stituted one o f the chief subjects con It Isn't."— Exchange. sidered at Saturday's cabinet meeting. Indications are that the first year's Knows Better. "W h at did you say Prof, Dippy's demands upon the financial resources o f the country will run fa r in excess o f latest Invention was?” "A muzzle for bumble-bees.” the $3,500,000,000 already asked, and "But they don't sting from that end." may approximate $5,000,000,000. Bond "S o he found out when h issues already authorized also were dis to mnzzle them."— Judge. cussed. These total $174,000,000, in cluding the $224,000,000 o f Panama canal bonds authorized but not issued. K O VER ALLS Kids Kleen T V s w « practical, hrakM.it. pia|taa> ■ m a N M S w W k v c M M I la A|-anaia«r- Madr in (me paarr andi Aop hark. Faair (Lpc-d rm tm a i otjthtri*#*: banda EWraWirrf NonaMdaSirbal » S a s Made » b k » »tkriUoe fan o t ^ k r r i . nr- wi th tern. al m fast - ' ,r A ll pannasti made Duri aerk writ efhow I for Kish s*ck and los« dee Mr 85c the suit l k . w of U n a Lari Strinai A C o , San f In -M O H O « i ; í s i x t » i t P. N. U. K aiser's Allies to Break With U. 8. London Passports have been placed at the disposal o f the American em bassy in Vienna, according to a dio- | patch to the Exchange Telegraph com pany from The Hague, quoting tele grams received there from the Aus trian capital. The dispatch says that Bulgaria and Turkey have also derided | to break off relations with tbe United ' States, and that Holland w ill probably look after Austrian interests in Wash ington and Americans in Vienna. No. IS. 1S17. Brazilian Not Warned R io Janeiro— The captain o f the tor pedoed Brazilian steamer Parana nblee that in addition to the k illin g o f three members o f his crew, severa! sailors were wounded by the expiación o f the torpedoes. He says the ship was attacked at midnight without warning and denounce* the conduct o f 1 the Germane as barbarous. 10 C E N T “C A S C A R E T S ” IF B I L I O U S OR C O S T I V E For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels— T h e y work while you sleep. A Short Story. Ruth loves M errill. M errill loves Ruth. M errill wants to wander. Ruth wonders why ho would wan der. Says Ruth, “ Let us at least wander together.” But M errill doesn't want to wander that way. Says he, "N o.” He exits R uthlessly, but M errily! (T h e end.)— Jester. T slls how to loosen a sore, tender corn so it lifts out without pain. Commercial Perplexities. Granulated Eyelids, Eye* inflamed by expo sure to San. Dust and 1friit4 uickly relieved by Murin« rting, • At Your Dnigfflt't 50c per Bottle. Murine fcyf Salve in Tube* 25c. For B«oh o! I be f yefree .uk Druggist»or Murine Eye Uemcdy Co., tbieeqo WITH SAGE TEA H 2 ? J If Mixed with Sulphur Darkens so Naturally Nobody Can Tell. The old-time mixture of Sage Tea and 8ulphur for darkening gray, streaked and faded hair Is grand mother's recipe, and folks are again using it to keep their hair a good, even color, which is quite sensible, as we are living in an age when a youth ful appearance Is of tbe greatest ad vantage. Nowadays, though, we don't have j the troublesome task o f gathering the | sage and the mussy mixing at home. i A ll drug stores sell tbe ready to-use j product, improved by the addition of other ingredients, called "W yeth 's Sage and Sulphur Compound" for about 50 cents a bottle. It la very popular because nobody can discover It has been applied. Simply moisten that make a h m v W h e e z e , your comb or a soft brush with It and I R oar, have T h ic k W in d draw tbia through your hair, taking or C h ok e-d ow n , can be oue small strand at a tim e; by morn reduced with ing the gray hair disappears, but what delights the ladles with W yeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound. Is that, be 1 sides beautifully darkening the hair after a few applications, it also pro n o hair c o n e , j I horte kip* at — r>-k. I c e duces th'.t soft lustre and appearance lu. m cal- Ally a lew drey* required a*an ap o f abundance which la a«, attractive. plicate n. $2 p-r borile de %»r*d. l)H 3 I i a This ready to-use preparation Is n de ARY igliiNL. JR . the astia ip «e liniment for lightful toilet requisite for those who msnktrd, reduce* Gy***, Wen», Painful, desire a more youthful appearance It gw..Ilea Vet..* and (flee t«.$1 and $2 a hottlc at la not Intended for the cure, mitigation dealer* or delivered, hook "E v id e n ce " free. ■ . ». rC.SC » X .» ., 41. 1— F * l r t H ‘ v ‘ 4. or prevention o f disease. D orit wait for time to heal your skin, let Resinol do Know THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS “ T H E S H O E T H A T H O L D S ITS S H A P E ” $3 $ 3 .5 0 $4 $ 4 .5 0 $5 $6 $7 & $8 S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r i n g W . L D o u g la s •h o e s . F o r s a le b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 s h o e d e a le r s . T h e B est K n o w n S h o e s in t h e W o r ld . . L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bot tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and the wearer protected against high purees foe inferior shoes. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. They are alwavr worth the price paid for them. * | 'he quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaden in the Fashion Centres of America. They are made in a well-eouipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for th* price tliat money r can buy. £' W A * k y o u r $ lio e <len1*»r f o r W . 1 « D o u g la s sh oes. I f h e ra n - u.»t Nii|»ii|y y4 11 w it h t h e k iu il y o u vtatit, t a k e n o oth«>r m a k e , W r it e fo r tntere*ttu| * *“ tiite r«‘« tiiiK * h oo k let ‘ e x p la in in g h o e et s h o e N o f t h e h igh t'n t *taiii n tla r il 4»f q u a lit y f o r t h e p r ic e . y re tu rn m a il, iM tttuge fr e e . /' 'l- Salem, Or.— “ The high cost o f livin g j and the universal patriotic demand1 LOOK that every one grow a garden, raise name ■J on the bottom. P r e . l d . n t « W . U n o t i s i » . s h o e t o.. some poultry, grow a pig, or in some j •tamped 18ft Spark St., llrmiUon, Ma««. way produce some food product, and I the local country-wide activity in the I ‘ grow a garden’ movement is proving | G I V E " S Y R U P O F F I G S ’’ T oo Late. to be a great stimulus to the Industrial i T O C O N S T IP A T E D C H ILD "Darling,” he cried, “ the firm is go club work o f Clatsop county,” said N. | ing to give me a 15 per cent raise to C. Maris, Industrial club field worker, Delicious “ F ru it Laxative” can’t harm help us to meet the general rise in tender little Stomach, liver who has returned from a tour o f that prices.” and bowels. “ Oh.” she replied. " I f we’ve got to county in the interest o f the Industrial use It for that, what's the good of It? club movement. Look at the tongue, mother! If Why couldn't we have had It for some Mr. Maris, in company with Super coated, j r little one's stomach, liver I of tho things we haven't been able to intendent O. H. Byland, visited schools and bowels need cleansing at once. afford ?” — Judge. in the vicin ity o f Blind Slough, Sven- When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't sen and the Nehalem valley and, re sleep, eat or act naturally, or Is fe v e r Nor Good Collectors, Either. ports that a number o f enthusiastic ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has "T h is world owes every one a liv clubs were organized. Loral school sore throat, diarrhoea, full o f cold, ing.” fairs w ill be held in various parts of give a teaspoonful of "California "T ru e; but neither you nor I seem Clatsop county this year, he stated, as Syrup o f Figs,” and In a few hours to be preferred creditors."— Boston all the foul, constipated waste, undi well as the County Fair at Astoria. gested food and sour bile gently moves Transcript. Steel Workers Get Rise. N ew Y ork — The United States Steel Corporation, through Chairman Elbert H. Gary, has announced an increase of “ about 10 per cent in wage rates and salaries up to $2500” o f the employes o f the corporation’s various subsidiar ies, to take effect May 1, subject to equitable adjustment. There are now on the payroll o f the steel corporation about 250,000 employes, fully 90 per cent o f whom w ill benefit by the higher wage. The increase w ill add about $25,000,000 to the corporation’s pay roll, it was said. It Works! Try It " L e t ’s give that motion picture star an Interest in the business," said the film manager. "L e t's give her the whole business,” replied the partner. "Under the agree ment that we are to have reasonable compensation. Then she can owe her self her enormous salary.” —Exchange. W. L. D O U G L A S E Furred Tongue, Bad Taste. Indiges tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage In a swill barrel. T h a t’s the first step to untold misery— Indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental tears, everyth’og that is horrible and nauseating. A Gascaret tonight w ill give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep— a 10-cent box from your druggist will keep you feel ing good for months. Especially. "Is the running cost of automobiles high?" "Y es. especially when they're run ning down people.” — Exchange. Boston — The entire supply o f raw | wool owned or controlled in this city, I the largest wool market in the world, 1 was ordered reserved fo r government use by vote o f the Boston Wool Trade j association at a special meeting Thurs- j day. The stock w ill be offered to the government at the prices quoted Thurs day, and each member o f the associa-1 tion w ill furnish an inventory o f stock to a committee that w ill co-operate with the government. The effect o f the vote, as stated in resolutions which the association adopted, w ill be that the members o f the wool trade here w ill neither buy nor sell wool until further notice is received from the committee. Industrial Clubs Liked. N o humbug! Any corn, whether hard, soft or between the toes, will loosen right up and lift out, without a particle of pain or soreness This drug is called freezone and Is a compound of ether discovered by a Cincinnati man. Ask at any drug store for a small bottle of freezone. which will cost but a trifle, but is sufficient to rid one’s feet o f every corn or callous. Put a few drops directly upon any tender, aching corn or callous. In stantly tbe soreness disappears and shortly the corn or callous w ill loosen and can be lifted o ff with the fingers. This drug freezone doesn’t eat out stomach disorder. I t ’s the quickest, the corns or callouses but shrivels surest and most harmless stomach them without even Irritating tbe sur doctor in the world. rounding skin. Just think! N o pain at all; no sore Experience. ness or smarting when applying It or “ Going to plant any lettuce In your afterwards. If your druggist don’t garden this year?" have freezone have him order It for “ No; nothing but flowers." you. "But you can't eat flow ers." “ That's true, and we couldn't eat Cutting Down Expenses. the lettuce I tried to raise last year, "G rocery butter is so unsatisfactory, either.” — Detroit Free Press. dear," said Mrs.’ Youngbride, " I decid ed today that we would make our A Peace Maker. own." " I don't believe In war," remarked "Oh, did you?" said her husband. Broncho Bob. "N eith er do I,” replied “ Yes; I bought a churn and ordered Three-Finger Sam. "And I also don’t buttermilk to be le ft here regularly. believe in hoss-stealin’ ; therefor bein’ W on’t it be nice to have really fresh w illin’ to get out with a fire-arm an' butter?"— Boston Transcript. discourage anybody who tries to Intro duce the custom."— Washington Star. The Proof of It. Customer— Are you sure the pic Substitution. tures w ill be a positive success? A poetic contributor recently sub Photographer— The proof of it Is mitted to a newspaper an effusion en here in a good negative.— Baltimore titled. "T h e Lay of the Lark.” It was American. returned with this note: “ Rejected with thanks. Send a few No Matter. specimens of the lay o f the hen just W ife — The paper says that nitrates now. W e w ill gladly accept them."— are higher. Exchange. Hub— What do we care? W e never telegraph anyway.— Exchange. A Business Girl. Cohen— So Sadie has broken der Implicit Trust engagement? Did she g if you back She— Mr. Smith has great faith in der ring? his fellow men. Cohenstein—-No. she said dlamonts He— Yes; he even writes "P erson al" hut gone up. but she vould g if me vat on a postal card.— Gargoyle. I bald for It.— Boston Transcript. Not Fair. Loton Horton, a N ew York milk dis tributor, was talking to a reporter about milk prices. "But our adversaries' questions are not fair,” Mr. Horton said. “ Our ad versaries are like tbe cross examining lawyer. ” ’ Is It true,’ this law yer asked a witness, ‘that you were the only sober man at the banquet?’ “ 'No. o f course not,’ the witness answered Indignantly. “ ‘ W ho was. then?” said the law yer.”— Washington Star. Entire Supply of Wool in Boston Held for Government Stone Wants Real War. Washington, D. C. — “ I am »gainst a declaration o f w ar,” said Senator Stone Monday, “ but when it is de clared I w ill be a war eagle, screaming as loudly as the rest. Blood is thicker than water, and no m atter what opin ions a man might have about the need for war, any other position would be contemptible and no American could contemplate it. W ar is not play and when we go into it I believe we should go in to the lim it with men and money. I f it takes one million men, all righ t; i f it takes five million men, all rig h t.” Germany l ’ rotests America's Move. London — An Exchange Telegraph dispatch from Amsterdam says it is re ported there from Berlin that the Ger man government contemplates sending to all neutrals a protest against the ex pected American declaration that a state o f war with Germany exists. It iB hoped in Germany, the dispatch says, that the protest w ill influence South American republics as it w ill denounce President W ilson’s policy as perilous to the neutrality o f those republics. out of Its little bowels without grip Too Slow. ing, and you have a well, playful child Mrs. Flatbush— W here Is that um again. Ask your druggist fo r a 50- ceut bottle o f “ California Syrup of brella you took to the club with you Figs," which contains f ill directions last night? Mr. Flatbush— I did take an um for babies, chlldr n of all ages and for brella with me, didn't I? grown-ups. "F orgot It, o f course, as usual." “ W ell. I didn't exactly forget It. Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and but a fellow who left before I did disappear with Doctor Pierce’ s Golden thought of It first.” — Yonkers States Medical Discovery. In tablets orliquid. man. Domestic Discord. A Never-Changing Feature. "Christmas comes hut once a year." Shu— 1 wonder if women’s skirts wilt "Y ou m erely use that as an argu be short this season? ment to bankrupt me." retorted her He— I am sure men's pockets will.— husband. " I f it came 20 times a year Baltimore American. you'd pay no attention to It.”— Louis ville Courier-Journal. A Brutal Attack. An actor visited a beauty doctor to see if he could have something done for his nose. The beauty doctor stud- Cutlcura It Best— Samples Free by M D m m m suggested a com Mail to Anyone Anywhere. plicated straightening and remodeling pnM-es«— cost, 20 guineas. An easy, speedy way to remove " I may go you," said the actor, pimples and blackheads. Smear the thoughtfully. He stroked his nose be affected surfaces with Cutlcura Oint fore the mirror, regarding It from all ment. Wash o ff in five minutes with sides. “ Yes, 1 think I’ll go you. But Cutlcura Soap and hot water, bathing look here, do you promise to give my some minutes. Repeat night and nose— er—idepl beauty?” morning. N o better toilet prepara The surgeon gave a loud, brutal tions exist. laugh. Free sample each by mall with "A s to Ideal beauty. 1 can't say," he Hook. Address postcard. Cuticura, replied, "but. by gosh! I couldn't help Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. improving it a lot If I hit it with a — Adv. hammer.” — Baltimore American. FOR PIMPLY FACES Strict T hri ft. "Did that taciturn old miser do any thing at the charity bazar?” "N o ; he spent nothing, not even his breath."— Baltimore American. Misery in Back, H eadache and Pain in Limbs* Tested. Tknr M r. Editor — For more than a She— Do you believe In phrenology? year I suffered with misery in the bock, He— No. As an experiment 1 once dull hendache, pain in the limbs, was went and had my head read, and I somewhat constipated and slept poorly found there was nothing in It.— Life. at night until I w as about ready to col lapse. Bering an account of the won "1 hear that young W right hag Just derful qualities of "A n u ric," prepared inherited $5,000,000." by Doctor Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y . , I “ In that ease I'd rather be W right sent for a box, and before using tho Ilolsteins Bring High Prices. than be president."— Huston Tran whole box I Iclt ami still feel improved. North Yakima -Stockmen from Ore script. My sleep is refreshing, misery reduced, gon, Idaho, California and Wisconsin, and life is not the drng it was before. I A Tradition Threatened. most rhecrfully recommend this remedy as well as many from this state, at "D o you think votes for women to sufferers from like ailments. tended the dispersal sale o f registered • Yours truly, W. A . R oberts . Holsteins at the H. C. Davis ranch make much actual difference in elec Wednesday, paying $29.260 for 86 tion results?” "T h ey ought to. The way pickets head, 50 o f which were less than 15 N ote ; You’ ve nil undoubtedly heard face all kinds o f climate should do amous Dr. Pierce and his well- months old and 40 born last summer. away with the expectation that rainy of tbe famous W ell, this prescrip- The average was $340 per head. J. weather will mean a small turnout on k n o w n msdioinea. tion is one tliat has been successfully ' illy Von Herberg, o f Seattle, topped the election day.” — Washington Star. us d for many years bv tbe physicians sale, paying $1000 for May I.ilu Hy- and specialists of Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’ Imitation For Imitation. laard Segis, a 3-year-old heifer. Hotel anil Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, "Excuse me.” said the waiter, "but N. Y ., for kidney complaints, and dis this quarter you gave me for a tip Is eases arising from disorders of tho pewter." kidneys and madder, such as backache, “ Well, you brought me a cold stor weak bock, rheumatirm, dropsy, con age egg and oleomargarine."— Wash gestion of the kidneys, imiaiumation ington Star. of tho blndder, scalding urine, and urinary troubles. Portland — Cattle — Prim e steers, W ider Field. Up to this time, "A n u r ic " has not $9.36tu 9.90; gotxi, $8.90f>j 9.25; me " I want to reach people In all walks beep on sale to tlm public, but by tbe dium, $8.25(»8.75; cows, choice, $8.00 of life.” ■ertuasion of many patients and tho “ That's a narrow audience, old ncrcased demand for this wonderful W8.25; medium to good, $7.00iii 7.75; Better include all makes of healing Tablet, Dr. Pierce bus finally ordinary to fair, $6.25(if 6.75; heifers, man. deemed to put it into the drug storne $6.GOCo 8.50; bulls, $5.WMii.l.25; calves, cars.” — Louisville Courier-Journal. of this country within immediate reach $8.000/10.00. < •♦♦♦♦+4-4'++-t"M «"f4(4(+4”> + E + * ’E4* of all sufferers. Hogs — L igh t and heavy packing, I 1 know of one or two leading drag- $14.30((( 14.50; rough heavies, $18.00 gists in town who have managed to (n 13.50; pigs and skips, $12.75(0,13.00; procure a supply of " Auiirlc“ lor their stock hogs, $11.60((/12.75. anxious customers in ami around this Sheep — Wethers, $9.75 (n 12.00; locality. I f not obtainable send one dime by mail to I>r. Pierce for trial ewes, $9(d 10.75; lambs, 10.25(a 13.50. | package or 50 cents for full treatment. Wheat Bluestem, $1.79; fortyfold ,I ♦E ditoh — Please insert this letter in $1.73; club, $1.71; red Russian, $1.70. ■omu conspicu us place iu yi r r>nnrr. Oats— No. 1 white feed. $41.25. ♦ ---------------------- * Barley— No. 1 feed, $41.00. M illfeed Spot prices: Bran, $31 ' ] 1 ‘ Says an inalde bath, befors break- f i per ton; shorts, $35; rolled barley $43 O fxat helps us look and feel *■ (it 44. : ii*) - ? n o m ä h LATIN REPUBLICS GUSS OF SALTS MAY ENTER WAR CLEANS KIDNEYS W h y T h e y Laughed. T h e English teacher was In the habit of reading the day's lesson aloud before the pupils recited it. They were studying Macbeth. In this tragedy Shakespeare introduces several storm ! scenes. The one preceding had been a j mighty one, where Macbeth curses his I luck and fate. Everyone was very I much Impressed w ith his wrath. The teacher read on, not noticing the change o f scene. "T h u n d er!” she exclaimed, and stop ped. The class laughed, but almost as soon as the young teacher realized her mistake in accent, it would be hard to say which laughed the hard est. the pupils or the teacher.— Indian apolis News. { i; Clear, Peachy Skin | Awaits Anyone Who ! Drinks Hot Water I Corn— Whole, $54 per ton; cracked, clean, sweet, fresh. $65. H a y — Producers’ prices: Timothy, Sparkling and vivacious— merry, Eastern Oregon, $20Co 22 [ter ton; al bright, alert— a good, clear skin and falfa, $17(o20; valley grain hay, $13 a natural, rosy, healthy complexion ((||15. are assured only t y pure blood. If Butter — Cubes, extras, 40io 40(c only every man and woman could be per pound, prime firsts, 394c. Job induced to adopt the morning inside bing prices: Prints, extras, 43c; car bath, what a gratifying change would tons, lc extra; butterfat, No. 1, 44c; take place. Instead o f the thousands of sickly, anaemic looking men, women No. 2, 42c. Eggs - Oregon ranch, current re and girls, with pasty or muddy com plexions; Instead o f the multitudes ceipts, 28c per dozen; Oregon ranch, of “ nerve wrecks,” "rundowns,"’ selects, |90$0c per dozen. "brain fags” and pessimists we Poultry — Hens, 200/21c per pound; should see a virile, optimistic throng broilers, 36c; turkeys 20/./ 4c; ducks, of rosy-checked people everywhere B (i/3c; geese, 12(«14o. An inside bath Is had by drinking each morning, before breakfast, a V eal— Fancy, 14|(>/15c per pound. glass o f real hot water with a tea Pork— Fancy, 18Sil84c per pound. Vegetables Artichokes, 85c((/$1.00 spoonful o f limestone phosphate In It to wash from the stomach, liver, kid per dozen; tomatoes, $3.75*14.25 per neys and ten yards of bowels the pre crate; cabbage, $4(<i6 per hundred; vious day's Indigestible waste, sour eggplant, 5c per pound; lettuce, $2.75 fermentations and poisons, thus (i>3.76; cucumbers, $1.2.Vo 1.75 per cleansing, sweetening and freshening dozen; celery, $1.50; $6(0:6.50 per tbe entire alimentary canal before crate; cauliflower, $20/3; peppers, 45c • putting more food Into the stomach. Those subject to sick headache, btl per pound; rhubarb, $ 1.76612.26 per | box; peas, 124 m 14 c per pound, aspar louaness. nasty breath, rheumatism, cold; and particularly those who have !agus, lO/o 16c per pound; spinach, 9 m I a pallid, sallow complexion and who j 10c. are constipated very often, are urged Potatoes Oregon buying prices, $3; to obtain a quarter pound o f limestone (88.10 per hundred. phosphate at the drug store which Onions Oregon jobbing prices; No. will cost but a trifle, but Is sufficient to demonstrate the quick and remark 1, $10; No. 2, $6er8 per sack. Green Fruits— Apples, 90cOi$2 per able change in both health and appear ance. awaiting those who practice In , b ox; cranberries, $8 per barrel. ternal sanitation W e must remem Hops — 1916 crop, per pound; her that inside cleanliness Is more tm j 1917 contracts, nominal. portent than outside, because the skia Wool— Eastern Oregon, line, 30/0 S5c does not absorb Impurities to con ¡per pound; coarse. 40c , valley, 40c; taminate the blood while the pores In mohair, nominal, 60c. the thirty feet of bowels do. WOMAN SICK “ TWO YEARS Could Do No Work. Now Strong <u a Man. Chicago. 111. — " F o r about two years I suffered from a female trouble so I was unable to w alk or do an v o f my own work. I read about Lydia E. I’inkham'e V e g e t a b l e Com pound in the new *, papers and deter* mined to try It. I t brought almost im mediate relief. My weakness has en tirely disappeared and I never nad bet ter health. I weigh 166 pounds and am as strong as a man. I think money is well spent which pur chases Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.” — Mrs. Jo*. O 'B r y a n . 1756 N ew port Ave., Chicago, 111. The success o f Lydia dia K. Pink ham '« Vegetable , made from roots and herbs, is unparalleled. I t may bo used with perfect confidence by women who suffer from displacements, inflam mation, ulceration, irregnlaritiee, peri odic pains, backache, bearing down feel ing, flatulency, indigestion, dizziness, and nervous prostration. I.ydia E. Pink- ham '( Vegetable Corr.;-.uisi is ID* fUQ- dtrd remedy /or fem ai* dl% a (
