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your Back hurts or Bladder
bothers you. drink lots
of water.
When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore, don’t get scared and
proceed
to load your stomach with a
LlAmlkr *f Ancrica’t Eic**d**J
j lot of drugs that excite the kidneys
| and Irritate the entire urinary tract
Ab solutely
N « r Both
200 Ro
| Keep your kidneys clean like you keep
100 Bath.
Depots
Fireproof
| your bowels clean, by flushing them
with a mild, harmless salts which re-
1 moves the body’s urinous waste and
Argentina Divided Over W orld War stimulates them to their normal activ
ity. The function of tbe kidneys is to
and L ittle Encouragement From
Corner Sixth and Hoyt Su.f Portland. Ore.
filter the blood.
In 24 hours they
strain from It 500 grains o f acid and
That Source is Looked for.
waste, so we can readily understand
the vital importance of keeping the
LO U H IM ES. Manager.
kidneys active.
R A T E S :—76c to 12. S P E C IA L - W e e k or Month
Drink lots of water— you can't drink
Washington, D. C.— Early entrance too much; also get from any pharma
o f several o f the South and Central cist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
Every Ford Car should carry one e x Am erican nations into the war ag_i..st take a tablespoonful In a glass of
water before breakfast each morning
tra tire it save charqpn* on the road.
Germany is regarded here as practi for a few days and your kidneys will
T H E T W I N R IM
Brazil, aroused by the act tine. This famous salts is made
fits both front and rear wheel. Applied in 5 min cally certain.
ute*. Saves time, clothes, temper and religion.
from tbe acid of grapes and lemon
Price $6.50. Sent parcel poet prepaid, upon re sinking o f her steamship Parana, is juice, combined with llthla, and bas
ceipt o f price.
expected
to
become
a
belligerent
this
b e n us.M for generations to clean
BKOON VULCANIZING CO., "T h e Tire Shop.”
¿33-335 Burnaide st..
Portland. Oregon week and it is assumed that her lead and stimulate clogged kidneys; also
to neutralize the acids In nrlne so it j
w ill be followed promptly by other no longer is a source of irritation, thus
countries.
ending bladder weakness.
Veal, Pork, Beef,
Poultry, Butter, Eggs
Jad Salts is Inexpensive; cannot in
Reports o f divided opinion in Argen-
and Farm Produce
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
j tina have given officials here little en- lithia-water drink which everyone
to the Old Reliable Everding house with a
record o f 45 years o f Square Dealings, and
i couragement to look fo r aggressive should take now and then to keep
bs assured o f T O P M A R K E T PRICES.
their kidneys clean and active. Try
action by that country.
F. M. CRONKH1TE
this, also keep up the water drinking,
A c tiv e support o f the United States and no doubt you w ill wonder what
45-47 Front Street
Portland. Oregon
by at least tw o o f the five Central became of your kidney trouble and
Am erican republics and possibly by backache.
four would not be surprising. Official
W e A re Buyers of
Trouble Left.
reports that Estrada Cabrera, presi
Mlstah Trouble come one day,
d e n t o f Guatemala, is contemplating
Knockin’ at ma do'.
Etc. Your shipments to us will bring to you
; seriously a break with Germany have
prompt returns and best possible prices.
On his back he had a sack
been
received.
W R IT E FOR S H IPPIN G T A G S .
Des plumb full ob woe.
So long as M exico's course is unde-
V A L L E Y PRODUCE C O M PAN Y,
I
fined,
unusual
interest
is
attached
to
Ah called in ma old friend, Smile,
115 Front St.,
Portland. Oregon
the position o f the Central American
Soon that changed the case.
governments,
especially Guatemala,
Trouble seen him an’ des left—
Nevah like de place.
L E A R N A T R A D E . Gas Tractor and A u to controlling the southern frontier o f
mobile men are in demand
W4 nr.' g iv in g a com Mexico.
— N ew York Evening Wordl.
In the event o f the develop
plete course in both for the price o f one tuition,
for a short time only. L a rge class now graduat ment o f an unfriendly situation in
ing and have room for few more men. Catalog Mexico, it is realized that Guatemala’s S O U R , A C I D S T O M A C H S ,
and details free. Hc^sU’s Trrie ScfcssU. 2Ut i Usw^srss
G ASES OR IN D IG E S TIO N
role would be far from unimportant.
Portland, Oregon.
In Guatemala, Cabrera has built up Each "Pape's Dlapepsln” Digests 3000
what is regarded generally as the most
“ C. B . " M I N E R S & CO.
grains food, ending all stomach
misery In five minutes.
UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP efficient army in Central Am erica and
with it he would be in a position to
AITMOtlLE «ritmi*« AND DEMUHia.
Time It! In ft
minutes all stom
I. I. ION. HUM ANO «LUAN ITI.
NOITIAND, MESON’ lend valuable assistance to the United
States. Antipathy between the Gua ach distress w ill go. N o Indigestion,
temalans and the Mexicans there has heartburn, sourness or belching of
gas. acid, or eructations of undigested
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, existed fo r years.
food, no dizziness, bloating, foul
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
I t is known that earnest efforts have
breath or headache.
ffi want ill jdu hue. Write ter prices end shipping teat been made by counsellors o f Cabrera to
Pape’s Diapepsln is noted for Its
THI H. f. NORTON CO. Portland. Ore ; Seattle, We induce him to enter promptly into the speed In regulating upset stomachs
war. I f he does place his country in It Is the surest, quickest stomach rem
FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney. the list, it is expected that Nicaragua edy In (b e whole world and besides it
Put an end to stomach
Organizer and Developer. Patents secured or Fee w ill shortly follow, and the long-stand is harmless.
Refunded. FR E E . Toy X-Ray Plate; shows every
those two trouble forever by getting a large
bone in your body right through your clothing. ing differences between
fifty-cent
case
of Pape'B Diapepsln
Suites 701. 701A. 701B. 701C. Csntral bldg., Seattle countries and Salvador and Honduras
may be swept away in a desire to pre from any drug store. You realize In
five minutes how needless it is to suf
S T U D Y bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy,
salesmanship, English branches, at an accredited sent a united Central America.
fer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or any
MEXICAN REPUBLIC IS SJLENÏ
| Hotel Hoyt
Thoroughly Renovated & Decorated
o
FORD CARS
SHIP
Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs,
school; write, or phone Main 690 for catalogue;
graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker
Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison,
Portland. Oregon.
T H I C K , G LO S S Y H A IR
F R E E FROM
DANDRUFF
Cuba Enters War
Against Germany
Havana Cuba, not yet out o f her
Girls! T r y Itt H a ir gets ■ ft, fluffy teens as a republic, is at war with
and beautiful— Get a 25 cent
Germany— the first o f the Latin-Am er-
bottle of Danderine.
ican countries to range herself along
side the United States, her liberator
I f you care for heavy hair that glis
tens with beauty and Is radiant with and protector.
A t 7:16 o ’clock Saturday night Pres
life ; has an Incomparable softness and
is flu ffy and lustrous, try Danderine. ident Menocal affixed his signature to
Just one application doubles the the joint resolution adopted unani
beauty f your hair, besides 1 Imme mously late in the afternoon by both
diately dissolves every particle bf the senate and house without a dissent
dandruff. You can not have nice ing vote being raised, thus putting in
heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan to effect the declaration that a state o f
druff. This destructive scurf robs the
war exists between Cuba and the im-
hair of Its lustre, Its strength and Its
very life, and If not overcome It pro peria German government.
duces a feverishness and It hing of
the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos Emperor William Asks Plans
en and die; then the hair falls out
fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
on Reforms for Germany
Knowlton’s Danderine from -ny drug
Amsterdam,
via London-— Emperor
store and just try It.
W iliam has ordered German Imperial
Chancellor von Bethman-Hollweg to
His Bid.
A wag in an auction room thought submit to him certain proposals for the
it time to go home, and as the auc reform o f the Prussian electoral law to
tioneer raised his hammer and said: be discussed and put into effect after
An official
“ Going! Going!
W ill anybody bid the conclusion o f peace.
any m ore?" he shouted:
telegram from Berlin announcing this
“ I w ill bid more.”
order adds that it foreshadows also the
“ W hat will you bid?" asked the man reform o f the upper chamber o f the
with the hammer.
Prussian diet.
“ I w ill bid you good night,” an
swered the wag. walking o ff amidst
Food Distribution Taken Up.
the laughter of the audience and the
rage o f the auctioneer.— Exchange.
Washington, D. C.— Food production
and distribution for the war period
Boycotting the potato would be all
right if the potato had not beaten us were discussed at Saturday’s cabinet
m eeting and afterwards Sec. Hous
to it.— Birmingham (A la .) News.
ton announced that he would leave im
mediately for St. Louis to confer with
Room fo r the Ambitious.
"D o you sec that young fellow over agricultural experts from the great
He w ill hold
there?" said the manager of the fac cereal grow ing states.
tory. "H e ’s made up his mind that a sim ilar conference
in the East
some day he is going to get my job later.
away from me." "Is that so? I should
The secretary was directed by a sen
n’t think you’d keep him around here,
ate resolution passed Friday to sub
then." "Great Scott, man!
I ’d be
m ighty lucky if every fellow In this mit a plan to increase the national
plant had the same idea."— Detroit food supplies.
Free Press.
F ive Billion a Year W ar Figure.
After All.
Washington, D. C. — Methods o f
“ A fter all. It's no crim e to be poor."
financing the war w ith Germany and
"M aybe not, but no poor man can
afford to hire a lawyer to prove that extending huge loans to the allies con
stituted one o f the chief subjects con
It Isn't."— Exchange.
sidered at Saturday's cabinet meeting.
Indications are that the first year's
Knows Better.
"W h at did you say Prof, Dippy's demands upon the financial resources
o f the country will run fa r in excess o f
latest Invention was?”
"A muzzle for bumble-bees.”
the $3,500,000,000 already asked, and
"But they don't sting from that end." may approximate $5,000,000,000. Bond
"S o he found out when h
issues already authorized also were dis
to mnzzle them."— Judge.
cussed.
These total $174,000,000, in
cluding the $224,000,000 o f Panama
canal bonds authorized but not issued.
K O VER ALLS
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In -M O H O « i ; í s i x t » i t
P. N. U.
K aiser's Allies to Break With U. 8.
London Passports have been placed
at the disposal o f the American em
bassy in Vienna, according to a dio-
| patch to the Exchange Telegraph com
pany from The Hague, quoting tele
grams received there from the Aus
trian capital. The dispatch says that
Bulgaria and Turkey have also derided
| to break off relations with tbe United
' States, and that Holland w ill probably
look after Austrian interests in Wash
ington and Americans in Vienna.
No. IS. 1S17.
Brazilian Not Warned
R io Janeiro— The captain o f the tor
pedoed
Brazilian
steamer
Parana
nblee that in addition to the k illin g o f
three members o f his crew, severa!
sailors were wounded by the expiación
o f the torpedoes. He says the ship
was attacked at midnight without
warning and denounce* the conduct o f
1 the Germane as barbarous.
10 C E N T “C A S C A R E T S ”
IF B I L I O U S OR C O S T I V E
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and Bowels— T h e y
work while you sleep.
A Short Story.
Ruth loves M errill.
M errill loves Ruth.
M errill wants to wander.
Ruth wonders why ho would wan
der.
Says Ruth, “ Let us at least wander
together.”
But M errill doesn't want to wander
that way.
Says he, "N o.”
He exits R uthlessly, but M errily!
(T h e end.)— Jester.
T slls how to loosen a sore,
tender corn so it lifts
out without pain.
Commercial Perplexities.
Granulated Eyelids,
Eye* inflamed by expo
sure to San. Dust and 1friit4
uickly relieved by Murin«
rting,
• At
Your Dnigfflt't 50c per Bottle. Murine fcyf
Salve in Tube* 25c. For B«oh o! I be f yefree .uk
Druggist»or Murine Eye Uemcdy Co., tbieeqo
WITH SAGE TEA H 2 ? J
If
Mixed with Sulphur
Darkens so Naturally
Nobody Can Tell.
The old-time mixture of Sage Tea
and 8ulphur for darkening gray,
streaked and faded hair Is grand
mother's recipe, and folks are again
using it to keep their hair a good,
even color, which is quite sensible, as
we are living in an age when a youth
ful appearance Is of tbe greatest ad
vantage.
Nowadays, though, we don't have j
the troublesome task o f gathering the |
sage and the mussy mixing at home. i
A ll drug stores sell tbe ready to-use j
product, improved by the addition of
other ingredients, called "W yeth 's
Sage and Sulphur Compound" for
about 50 cents a bottle. It la very
popular because nobody can discover
It has been applied. Simply moisten that make a h m v W h e e z e ,
your comb or a soft brush with It and I R oar, have T h ic k W in d
draw tbia through your hair, taking or C h ok e-d ow n , can be
oue small strand at a tim e; by morn reduced with
ing the gray hair disappears, but what
delights the ladles with W yeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound. Is that, be
1
sides beautifully darkening the hair
after a few applications, it also pro n o hair c o n e , j I horte kip* at — r>-k. I c e
duces th'.t soft lustre and appearance lu. m cal- Ally a lew drey* required a*an ap
o f abundance which la a«, attractive. plicate n. $2 p-r borile de %»r*d. l)H 3 I i a
This ready to-use preparation Is n de ARY igliiNL. JR . the astia ip «e liniment for
lightful toilet requisite for those who msnktrd, reduce* Gy***, Wen», Painful,
desire a more youthful appearance It gw..Ilea Vet..* and (flee t«.$1 and $2 a hottlc at
la not Intended for the cure, mitigation dealer* or delivered, hook "E v id e n ce " free.
■ . ». rC.SC » X .» ., 41. 1— F *
l r t H ‘ v ‘ 4.
or prevention o f disease.
D orit wait for time
to heal your skin, let
Resinol do Know
THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS
“ T H E S H O E T H A T H O L D S ITS S H A P E ”
$3 $ 3 .5 0 $4 $ 4 .5 0 $5 $6 $7 & $8
S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r i n g W . L D o u g la s
•h o e s . F o r s a le b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 s h o e d e a le r s .
T h e B est K n o w n S h o e s in t h e W o r ld .
. L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bot
tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and
the wearer protected against high purees foe inferior shoes. The
retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San
Francisco than they do in New York. They are alwavr worth the
price paid for them.
* | 'he quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more
than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart
styles are the leaden in the Fashion Centres of America.
They are made in a well-eouipped factory at Brockton, Mass.,
by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and
supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest
determination to make the best shoes for th* price tliat money r
can buy.
£'
W
A * k y o u r $ lio e <len1*»r f o r W . 1 « D o u g la s sh oes. I f h e ra n -
u.»t Nii|»ii|y y4 11 w it h t h e k iu il y o u vtatit, t a k e n o oth«>r
m a k e , W r it e fo r tntere*ttu|
* *“
tiite r«‘« tiiiK * h oo k
let ‘ e x p la in in g h o e
et s h o e N o f t h e h igh t'n t *taiii
n tla r il 4»f q u a lit y f o r t h e p r ic e .
y re tu rn m a il, iM tttuge fr e e .
/' 'l-
Salem, Or.— “ The high cost o f livin g j
and the universal patriotic demand1
LOOK
that every one grow a garden, raise
name
■J on
the bottom.
P r e . l d . n t « W . U n o t i s i » . s h o e t o..
some poultry, grow a pig, or in some j
•tamped
18ft Spark St., llrmiUon, Ma««.
way produce some food product, and I
the local country-wide activity in the I
‘ grow a garden’ movement is proving | G I V E " S Y R U P O F F I G S ’’
T oo Late.
to be a great stimulus to the Industrial i
T O C O N S T IP A T E D C H ILD
"Darling,” he cried, “ the firm is go
club work o f Clatsop county,” said N. |
ing to give me a 15 per cent raise to
C. Maris, Industrial club field worker, Delicious “ F ru it Laxative” can’t harm help us to meet the general rise in
tender
little
Stomach,
liver
who has returned from a tour o f that
prices.”
and bowels.
“ Oh.” she replied. " I f we’ve got to
county in the interest o f the Industrial
use
It for that, what's the good of It?
club movement.
Look at the tongue, mother!
If Why couldn't we have had It for some
Mr. Maris, in company with Super coated, j
r little one's stomach, liver I of tho things we haven't been able to
intendent O. H. Byland, visited schools and bowels need cleansing at once.
afford ?” — Judge.
in the vicin ity o f Blind Slough, Sven- When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
sen and the Nehalem valley and, re sleep, eat or act naturally, or Is fe v e r
Nor Good Collectors, Either.
ports that a number o f enthusiastic ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
"T h is world owes every one a liv
clubs were organized.
Loral school sore throat, diarrhoea, full o f cold,
ing.”
fairs w ill be held in various parts of give a teaspoonful of "California
"T ru e; but neither you nor I seem
Clatsop county this year, he stated, as Syrup o f Figs,” and In a few hours to be preferred creditors."— Boston
all the foul, constipated waste, undi
well as the County Fair at Astoria.
gested food and sour bile gently moves Transcript.
Steel Workers Get Rise.
N ew Y ork — The United States Steel
Corporation, through Chairman Elbert
H. Gary, has announced an increase of
“ about 10 per cent in wage rates and
salaries up to $2500” o f the employes
o f the corporation’s various subsidiar
ies, to take effect May 1, subject to
equitable adjustment. There are now
on the payroll o f the steel corporation
about 250,000 employes, fully 90 per
cent o f whom w ill benefit by the higher
wage.
The increase w ill add about
$25,000,000 to the corporation’s pay
roll, it was said.
It Works! Try It
" L e t ’s give that motion picture star
an Interest in the business," said the
film manager.
"L e t's give her the whole business,”
replied the partner. "Under the agree
ment that we are to have reasonable
compensation. Then she can owe her
self her enormous salary.” —Exchange.
W. L. D O U G L A S
E
Furred Tongue, Bad Taste. Indiges
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage In a swill barrel. T h a t’s
the first step to untold misery— Indi
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
skin, mental tears, everyth’og that is
horrible and nauseating. A Gascaret
tonight w ill give your constipated
bowels a thorough cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep— a 10-cent box
from your druggist will keep you feel
ing good for months.
Especially.
"Is the running cost of automobiles
high?"
"Y es. especially when they're run
ning down people.” — Exchange.
Boston — The entire supply o f raw |
wool owned or controlled in this city, I
the largest wool market in the world, 1
was ordered reserved fo r government
use by vote o f the Boston Wool Trade j
association at a special meeting Thurs- j
day. The stock w ill be offered to the
government at the prices quoted Thurs
day, and each member o f the associa-1
tion w ill furnish an inventory o f stock
to a committee that w ill co-operate
with the government.
The effect o f the vote, as stated in
resolutions which
the
association
adopted, w ill be that the members o f
the wool trade here w ill neither buy
nor sell wool until further notice is
received from the committee.
Industrial Clubs Liked.
N o humbug!
Any corn, whether
hard, soft or between the toes, will
loosen right up and lift out, without
a particle of pain or soreness
This drug is called freezone and Is
a compound of ether discovered by a
Cincinnati man.
Ask at any drug store for a small
bottle of freezone. which will cost but
a trifle, but is sufficient to rid one’s
feet o f every corn or callous.
Put a few drops directly upon any
tender, aching corn or callous.
In
stantly tbe soreness disappears and
shortly the corn or callous w ill loosen
and can be lifted o ff with the fingers.
This drug freezone doesn’t eat out
stomach disorder. I t ’s the quickest,
the corns or callouses but shrivels
surest and most harmless stomach
them without even Irritating tbe sur
doctor in the world.
rounding skin.
Just think! N o pain at all; no sore
Experience.
ness or smarting when applying It or
“ Going to plant any lettuce In your afterwards.
If your druggist don’t
garden this year?"
have freezone have him order It for
“ No; nothing but flowers."
you.
"But you can't eat flow ers."
“ That's true, and we couldn't eat
Cutting Down Expenses.
the lettuce I tried to raise last year,
"G rocery butter is so unsatisfactory,
either.” — Detroit Free Press.
dear," said Mrs.’ Youngbride, " I decid
ed today that we would make our
A Peace Maker.
own."
" I don't believe In war," remarked
"Oh, did you?" said her husband.
Broncho Bob. "N eith er do I,” replied
“ Yes; I bought a churn and ordered
Three-Finger Sam. "And I also don’t buttermilk to be le ft here regularly.
believe in hoss-stealin’ ; therefor bein’ W on’t it be nice to have really fresh
w illin’ to get out with a fire-arm an' butter?"— Boston Transcript.
discourage anybody who tries to Intro
duce the custom."— Washington Star.
The Proof of It.
Customer— Are you sure the pic
Substitution.
tures w ill be a positive success?
A poetic contributor recently sub
Photographer— The proof of it Is
mitted to a newspaper an effusion en here in a good negative.— Baltimore
titled. "T h e Lay of the Lark.” It was American.
returned with this note:
“ Rejected with thanks. Send a few
No Matter.
specimens of the lay o f the hen just
W ife — The paper says that nitrates
now. W e w ill gladly accept them."—
are higher.
Exchange.
Hub— What do we care? W e never
telegraph anyway.— Exchange.
A Business Girl.
Cohen— So Sadie has broken der
Implicit Trust
engagement? Did she g if you back
She— Mr. Smith has great faith in
der ring?
his fellow men.
Cohenstein—-No. she said dlamonts
He— Yes; he even writes "P erson al"
hut gone up. but she vould g if me vat
on a postal card.— Gargoyle.
I bald for It.— Boston Transcript.
Not Fair.
Loton Horton, a N ew York milk dis
tributor, was talking to a reporter
about milk prices.
"But our adversaries' questions are
not fair,” Mr. Horton said. “ Our ad
versaries are like tbe cross examining
lawyer.
” ’ Is It true,’ this law yer asked a
witness, ‘that you were the only sober
man at the banquet?’
“ 'No. o f course not,’ the witness
answered Indignantly.
“ ‘ W ho was. then?” said the law
yer.”— Washington Star.
Entire Supply of Wool in
Boston Held for Government
Stone Wants Real War.
Washington, D. C. — “ I am »gainst
a declaration o f w ar,” said Senator
Stone Monday, “ but when it is de
clared I w ill be a war eagle, screaming
as loudly as the rest. Blood is thicker
than water, and no m atter what opin
ions a man might have about the need
for war, any other position would be
contemptible and no American could
contemplate it. W ar is not play and
when we go into it I believe we should
go in to the lim it with men and money.
I f it takes one million men, all righ t;
i f it takes five million men, all rig h t.”
Germany l ’ rotests America's Move.
London — An Exchange Telegraph
dispatch from Amsterdam says it is re
ported there from Berlin that the Ger
man government contemplates sending
to all neutrals a protest against the ex
pected American declaration that a
state o f war with Germany exists. It
iB hoped in Germany, the dispatch says,
that the protest w ill influence South
American republics as it w ill denounce
President W ilson’s policy as perilous
to the neutrality o f those republics.
out of Its little bowels without grip
Too Slow.
ing, and you have a well, playful child
Mrs. Flatbush— W here Is that um
again. Ask your druggist fo r a 50-
ceut bottle o f “ California Syrup of brella you took to the club with you
Figs," which contains f ill directions last night?
Mr. Flatbush— I did take an um
for babies, chlldr n of all ages and for
brella with me, didn't I?
grown-ups.
"F orgot It, o f course, as usual."
“ W ell. I didn't exactly forget It.
Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and but a fellow who left before I did
disappear with Doctor Pierce’ s Golden
thought of It first.” — Yonkers States
Medical Discovery. In tablets orliquid. man.
Domestic Discord.
A Never-Changing Feature.
"Christmas comes hut once a year."
Shu— 1 wonder if women’s skirts wilt
"Y ou m erely use that as an argu be short this season?
ment to bankrupt me." retorted her
He— I am sure men's pockets will.—
husband. " I f it came 20 times a year Baltimore American.
you'd pay no attention to It.”— Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
A Brutal Attack.
An actor visited a beauty doctor to
see if he could have something done
for his nose. The beauty doctor stud-
Cutlcura It Best— Samples Free by M D m m m
suggested a com
Mail to Anyone Anywhere.
plicated straightening and remodeling
pnM-es«— cost, 20 guineas.
An easy, speedy way to remove
" I may go you," said the actor,
pimples and blackheads. Smear the thoughtfully. He stroked his nose be
affected surfaces with Cutlcura Oint fore the mirror, regarding It from all
ment. Wash o ff in five minutes with sides. “ Yes, 1 think I’ll go you. But
Cutlcura Soap and hot water, bathing look here, do you promise to give my
some minutes.
Repeat night and nose— er—idepl beauty?”
morning.
N o better toilet prepara
The surgeon gave a loud, brutal
tions exist.
laugh.
Free sample each by mall with
"A s to Ideal beauty. 1 can't say," he
Hook.
Address postcard. Cuticura, replied, "but. by gosh! I couldn't help
Dept. L, Boston.
Sold everywhere. improving it a lot If I hit it with a
— Adv.
hammer.” — Baltimore American.
FOR PIMPLY FACES
Strict T hri ft.
"Did that taciturn old miser do any
thing at the charity bazar?”
"N o ; he spent nothing, not even his
breath."— Baltimore American.
Misery in Back, H eadache
and Pain in Limbs*
Tested.
Tknr M r. Editor — For more than a
She— Do you believe In phrenology? year I suffered with misery in the bock,
He— No. As an experiment 1 once dull hendache, pain in the limbs, was
went and had my head read, and I somewhat constipated and slept poorly
found there was nothing in It.— Life. at night until I w as about ready to col
lapse. Bering an account of the won
"1 hear that young W right hag Just derful qualities of "A n u ric," prepared
inherited $5,000,000."
by Doctor Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y . , I
“ In that ease I'd rather be W right sent for a box, and before using tho
Ilolsteins Bring High Prices.
than be president."— Huston Tran whole box I Iclt ami still feel improved.
North Yakima -Stockmen from Ore script.
My sleep is refreshing, misery reduced,
gon, Idaho, California and Wisconsin,
and life is not the drng it was before. I
A
Tradition
Threatened.
most
rhecrfully recommend this remedy
as well as many from this state, at
"D o you think votes for women to sufferers from like ailments.
tended the dispersal sale o f registered
• Yours truly,
W. A . R oberts .
Holsteins at the H. C. Davis ranch make much actual difference in elec
Wednesday, paying $29.260 for 86 tion results?”
"T h ey ought to. The way pickets
head, 50 o f which were less than 15
N ote ; You’ ve nil undoubtedly heard
face all kinds o f climate should do
amous Dr. Pierce and his well-
months old and 40 born last summer. away with the expectation that rainy of tbe famous
W ell, this prescrip-
The average was $340 per head.
J. weather will mean a small turnout on k n o w n msdioinea.
tion is one tliat has been successfully
' illy
Von Herberg, o f Seattle, topped the election day.” — Washington Star.
us d for many years bv tbe physicians
sale, paying $1000 for May I.ilu Hy-
and specialists of Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’
Imitation For Imitation.
laard Segis, a 3-year-old heifer.
Hotel anil Surgical Institute, of Buffalo,
"Excuse me.” said the waiter, "but
N. Y ., for kidney complaints, and dis
this quarter you gave me for a tip Is eases arising from disorders of tho
pewter."
kidneys and madder, such as backache,
“ Well, you brought me a cold stor weak bock, rheumatirm, dropsy, con
age egg and oleomargarine."— Wash gestion of the kidneys, imiaiumation
ington Star.
of tho blndder, scalding urine, and
urinary troubles.
Portland — Cattle — Prim e steers,
W ider Field.
Up to this time, "A n u r ic " has not
$9.36tu 9.90; gotxi, $8.90f>j 9.25; me
" I want to reach people In all walks beep on sale to tlm public, but by tbe
dium, $8.25(»8.75; cows, choice, $8.00 of life.”
■ertuasion of many patients and tho
“ That's a narrow audience, old ncrcased demand for this wonderful
W8.25; medium to good, $7.00iii 7.75;
Better include all makes of healing Tablet, Dr. Pierce bus finally
ordinary to fair, $6.25(if 6.75; heifers, man.
deemed to put it into the drug storne
$6.GOCo 8.50; bulls, $5.WMii.l.25; calves, cars.” — Louisville Courier-Journal.
of this country within immediate reach
$8.000/10.00.
< •♦♦♦♦+4-4'++-t"M «"f4(4(+4”> + E + * ’E4* of all sufferers.
Hogs — L igh t and heavy packing, I
1 know of one or two leading drag-
$14.30((( 14.50; rough heavies, $18.00
gists in town who have managed to
(n 13.50; pigs and skips, $12.75(0,13.00;
procure a supply of " Auiirlc“ lor their
stock hogs, $11.60((/12.75.
anxious customers in ami around this
Sheep — Wethers,
$9.75 (n 12.00;
locality. I f not obtainable send one
dime by mail to I>r. Pierce for trial
ewes, $9(d 10.75; lambs, 10.25(a 13.50. |
package or 50 cents for full treatment.
Wheat Bluestem, $1.79; fortyfold ,I
♦E ditoh — Please insert this letter in
$1.73; club, $1.71; red Russian, $1.70.
■omu conspicu us place iu yi r r>nnrr.
Oats— No. 1 white feed. $41.25.
♦
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Barley— No. 1 feed, $41.00.
M illfeed
Spot prices: Bran, $31 ' ] 1 ‘ Says an inalde bath, befors break- f i
per ton; shorts, $35; rolled barley $43
O
fxat helps us look and feel
*■
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: ii*) -
? n o m ä h LATIN REPUBLICS GUSS OF SALTS
MAY ENTER WAR CLEANS KIDNEYS
W h y T h e y Laughed.
T h e English teacher was In the
habit of reading the day's lesson aloud
before the pupils recited it. They were
studying Macbeth. In this tragedy
Shakespeare introduces several storm
! scenes.
The one preceding had been a
j mighty one, where Macbeth curses his
I luck and fate. Everyone was very
I much Impressed w ith his wrath.
The teacher read on, not noticing
the change o f scene.
"T h u n d er!” she exclaimed, and stop
ped.
The class laughed, but almost as
soon as the young teacher realized
her mistake in accent, it would be
hard to say which laughed the hard
est. the pupils or the teacher.— Indian
apolis News.
{
i; Clear, Peachy Skin
|
Awaits Anyone Who !
Drinks Hot Water I
Corn— Whole, $54 per ton; cracked,
clean, sweet, fresh.
$65.
H a y — Producers’ prices: Timothy,
Sparkling
and
vivacious— merry,
Eastern Oregon, $20Co 22 [ter ton; al
bright, alert— a good, clear skin and
falfa, $17(o20; valley grain hay, $13
a natural, rosy, healthy complexion
((||15.
are assured only t y pure blood. If
Butter — Cubes, extras, 40io 40(c only every man and woman could be
per pound, prime firsts, 394c. Job induced to adopt the morning inside
bing prices: Prints, extras, 43c; car bath, what a gratifying change would
tons, lc extra; butterfat, No. 1, 44c; take place. Instead o f the thousands of
sickly, anaemic looking men, women
No. 2, 42c.
Eggs - Oregon ranch, current re and girls, with pasty or muddy com
plexions; Instead o f the multitudes
ceipts, 28c per dozen; Oregon ranch,
of
“ nerve
wrecks,”
"rundowns,"’
selects, |90$0c per dozen.
"brain
fags”
and
pessimists
we
Poultry — Hens, 200/21c per pound; should see a virile, optimistic throng
broilers, 36c; turkeys 20/./ 4c; ducks, of rosy-checked people everywhere B
(i/3c; geese, 12(«14o.
An inside bath Is had by drinking
each morning, before breakfast, a
V eal— Fancy, 14|(>/15c per pound.
glass o f real hot water with a tea
Pork— Fancy, 18Sil84c per pound.
Vegetables Artichokes, 85c((/$1.00 spoonful o f limestone phosphate In It
to wash from the stomach, liver, kid
per dozen; tomatoes, $3.75*14.25 per
neys and ten yards of bowels the pre
crate; cabbage, $4(<i6 per hundred; vious day's Indigestible waste, sour
eggplant, 5c per pound; lettuce, $2.75 fermentations
and
poisons,
thus
(i>3.76;
cucumbers, $1.2.Vo 1.75 per cleansing, sweetening and freshening
dozen; celery, $1.50; $6(0:6.50 per tbe entire alimentary canal before
crate; cauliflower, $20/3; peppers, 45c • putting more food Into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, btl
per pound; rhubarb, $ 1.76612.26 per
| box; peas, 124 m 14 c per pound, aspar louaness. nasty breath, rheumatism,
cold; and particularly those who have
!agus, lO/o 16c per pound; spinach, 9 m I
a pallid, sallow complexion and who
j 10c.
are constipated very often, are urged
Potatoes Oregon buying prices, $3; to obtain a quarter pound o f limestone
(88.10 per hundred.
phosphate at the drug store which
Onions Oregon jobbing prices; No. will cost but a trifle, but Is sufficient
to demonstrate the quick and remark
1, $10; No. 2, $6er8 per sack.
Green Fruits— Apples, 90cOi$2 per able change in both health and appear
ance. awaiting those who practice In
, b ox; cranberries, $8 per barrel.
ternal sanitation
W e must remem
Hops — 1916 crop,
per pound;
her that inside cleanliness Is more tm
j 1917 contracts, nominal.
portent than outside, because the skia
Wool— Eastern Oregon, line, 30/0 S5c does not absorb Impurities to con
¡per pound; coarse. 40c , valley, 40c; taminate the blood while the pores In
mohair, nominal, 60c.
the thirty feet of bowels do.
WOMAN SICK “
TWO YEARS
Could Do No Work.
Now Strong <u a
Man.
Chicago. 111. — " F o r about two years
I suffered from a female trouble so I
was unable to w alk
or do an v o f my own
work. I read about
Lydia E. I’inkham'e
V e g e t a b l e Com
pound in the new *,
papers and deter*
mined to try It. I t
brought almost im
mediate relief. My
weakness has en
tirely disappeared
and I never nad bet
ter health. I weigh
166 pounds and am as strong as a man.
I think money is well spent which pur
chases Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.” — Mrs. Jo*. O 'B r y a n . 1756
N ew port Ave., Chicago, 111.
The success o f Lydia
dia K. Pink ham '«
Vegetable
, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled. I t may bo
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, inflam
mation, ulceration, irregnlaritiee, peri
odic pains, backache, bearing down feel
ing, flatulency, indigestion, dizziness,
and nervous prostration. I.ydia E. Pink-
ham '( Vegetable Corr.;-.uisi is ID* fUQ-
dtrd remedy /or fem ai* dl%
a
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