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T AbaolaUfe Fireproof I H o te l H o y t C « r » * r S ix th and H o y t S t«.. P o rtla n d . O ra . LO U H 1M E* Munatrvr R A T E S - 7 6 c to « S P E C I A L - W * * k or Month LTN O M A H T E L : LAND- T H IC K , G L O S S Y H AIR FREE FROM D AND RUFF ACT WORLD HAPPENINGS TAKE SALTS Of CURRENT WEEK Says Backache is sign you have been eating too much - ieat‘- llc o c k l PLASTERS The WorlJ*i Greatest External Remedy, Brief Resume Most Important Daily News Items. When you wake up with backache and dull m isery In the kidney region _________ It generally means you have been eat-! ; L A R G E S T i d FINI Ing too much meat, says a well known • H O TEL is lie N O R T H W E S T 1 authority. Meat forms uric acid ^ Eric V . Hauser, President. which overworks the kidneys in their effort to filter it from the blood and j they become sort o f paralyzed and loggy. When your kidneys get slug- « , . ,, Kish and clog you must relieve them, EvenU o f No,ed PeoP1' ' Government, like you relieve your bowels; remov- and I'a c iic Northwest and Other [ilmWr rf kmtnu't E icuhmsi I Hotdv.JG lng all the body's urinous waste, else you have backache, sick headache, Thin g. Worth Knowing. dizzy spells; your stomach sours, W e A r e B u y ers o f tongue Is coated, and when the wea ther la bad you have rheumatic twinges. . The urine full of . . . . Is cloudy, . The New Hampshire house o f repre- E tc. Y o u r sh ipm en ts to us w ill b rin g t o yo u p ro m p t retu rn s and best p ossib le prices. Ä ! , 1 , f r . I I ’ *«n ta tiVes passes a bill which would ter scalda and you are obliged to seek t . ... •, W R I T E F O R S H IP P IN G T A G S . relief two or three times during the ®®tal)j ‘ »h state-wide prohibition on V A L L E Y PRODUCE C O M PAN Y, night. May 1. 1918- 115 Front St., Portland, Oregon Either consult a good, reliable phy The Russian government has ordered sician at once or get from your phar that the deposed emperor and his con macist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful In a glass of sort shall be regarded as having been f l f J i n Veal, Pork, Beef, water before breakfast for a few days deprived o f their liberty, and that they I p Poultry, Butter, Eggs and your kidneys w ill then act fine. shall be brought to Tsarskoe-Selo. 1 1 4 and Farm Produce This famous salts is made from the Admittance to the residence o f Pre to the Old Reliable Eventing house with a acid of grapes and lemon juice, com record o f 45 years o f Square Dealings, and mier Lloyd George was gained Thurs bined with lithia, and has been used be assured o f T O P M A R K E T P R IC E S . for generations to clean and stimulate day by a man supposed to be o f un F. M. CRONKHITE It was only with diffi sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize sound mind. *5 -4 7 F ro n t S tr e e t P o rtla n d . O r e g o n acids in the urine so it no longer irri culty that he was overpowered and ar tates, thus ending bladder weakness. rested. Jad Salts Is a life saver for regular Switchmen on the N ew York Central HIDES. PELTS. CASCARA BARK, meat eaters. It la Inexpensive, can not injure and makes a delightful, ef railroad w ill get the benefit o f the WOOL AND MOHAIR. Adamson law dating from January 1, H i »ant all yon nave Wntt ter prices and slipping tags fervescent lithla-water drink. by the voluntary act o f the company, T he H . F. N o r to n C o . fo m im . On.; Seattle, we Stormy Debate. on the same basis as the members o f Chief of McIntosh Clan (Indignant the four brotherhoods, it was 10,000 LBS. HENS WANTED ly to cabby, after a dispute over the nounced. 19c per pound guaranteed. N o commission. ia r e )— How dare you speak to me Checks by return mail. The S a v i n a r Co., luO “ I shall probably vote ‘ no’ against Do you know I'm the Mc Front St.. Portland, Ore. Cap. $10.000. Mar. 687. like that? congress declaring that a state o f war Intosh? Cabby—You look to me more like exists between this country and Ger “ C. B .” M IN E R S & CO. the umbrella.— Ideas. many,” said Representative-elect Ed UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP ward Voight, o f Wisconsin, when in AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING A N ! REBUILDING. It May Be. formed that a special session o f con I . E. con fifth and B usan it s . P ortland , orcoon “ The ancients had many patron gress had been called. deities.’ Governor Marcus H. Holcomb told L E A R N A T R A D E . Gas Tractor and A u to ''Urn.'' mobile men are in demand. W e are givin g a com "M ercury was the patron o f mer the inter-church men at a gathering in plete course in both for the price o f one tuition, Hartford, that emergency m ilitary fo r a short time only. Large class now graduat chants, I understand." ing and have room fo r few more men. Catalog “ And Nemesis of bill collectors, I legislation in Connecticut was hurried and details free. Hemphill's Trade Scb*#U, 20th & Haw (burn spose.” — Kansas City Journal. by information he had received which P o rti* nd, O r e g o n . indicated there were in Connecticut men Put Him Out! Put Him OutI whose hostility to the state would be W E W R E C K AUTOM OBILES The lady lecturer had got her sec evident in tim e o f war. For their good parts. Parts at half price. W e can duplicate most any part. W e have wrecked ond wind. She was going strong. over 100 different makes o f cars o f recent date. I f F ive Germans and one German- "Y es,” she cried, waving her arms, in need o f any w rite to Auto W recking Co.. E9 "women have been wronged for ages. American deserter from the United North Broadway, Portland. Oregon. They have suffered in a thousand States army crossed the international bridge to Mexico early Friday, accord FRE D P. G O R IN , Patent Attorney. ways.” She paused to let this momentous ing to a report in Juarez. The de Organizer and Developer. Pate nts secured o r Fee statement sink in. Refunded. FR EE. Toy X-Ray Plate: shows every serter was said to have been a mem bone in your body right through your clothing. "There's one way which they have Suites 701. 701A, 701B, 701C. Central bldg . Seattle never suffered,” breathed a meek lit ber o f a National Guard regim ent en camped on the border. tle man. S T U D Y bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, The lady lecturer fixed him with a President Gompers and Secretary salesmanship. English branches, at an accredited school: write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue; baleful eye. Morton o f the American Federation o f graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker “ And what way Is that?" she hissed. Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison, “ They have never suffered in si Labor, presented to Attorney General Portland. Oregon. Gregory Friday a protest against the lence.” — Exchange. declaration o f the Supreme court in the Adamson law decision, that the right o f railroad employes to strike is Every Ford Car should carry one e x tra tire it save changing on the road. lim ited by the public interest. I n t i îl M Having A L LC O C K 'S, COMPILED FOR BUSY READERS Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs, V 1 o FORD CARS THE T W IN R IM A Complexion That Everyone Admires! fits both front and rear wheel. Applied in 5 min utes. Saves time, clothes, temper and religion. Price $6.50. Sent parcel post prepaid, upon re ceipt o f price. OBIOON VULCANIZING CO , ’ T h e Tire Shop." 333-335 Burnside st., Portland, Oregon Don't envy a good complexion, have one. Each time you cleanse your face with Resinol Soap you give it a “ beau ty- treatment” with the soothing, heal ing Resinol medication. If aided, in severe cases, by a little Resinol Oint this usually leaves the com C ' G r a n u l a t e d Eyelids, ment, I “ Eye» inflamed by expo- plexion naturally clear, fresh and free cure to Sun, Dust and Mind from pimples, redness, roughness and quickly relieved by Murine blotches. Resinol Soap for the sham Eye Remedy. No Smarting, poo keeps the hair live, rich, and free just Eye Comfort. • A t from dandruff. Your Druggiit’ « 50c per Bottle. Murine Eya Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will correct Salve in Tubes 25c. ForBookollheEyeFreeask Druggists or Muriue Eye Bemedy Cu., Chicago both liver and kidney disorders. Eyes g Her Idea. “ Mrs. Jinks must be determined to get on socially by leaps and bounds.” "W h at makes you think so?” “ She gives so many hops.”— Balti more American. Tottle's Example. "W h at is a conjunction?" the teach er asked. "That's whnt Joins together,” an swered a bright-eyed little girl. "G ive an example, Tottie." "T h e marriage service.” Unappreciated. "W h y are you in prison, my good man?” asked the sympathetic visitor. " I wanted to do a deed of kindness, mum, but de law didn't see it dat way.” “ N o?” “ I wuz told dat a cer tain millionaire's money wuz a burden to him. an’ I tried to lighten his bur den.” “ W hy did you strike this man?" asked the judge sternly. "H e called me a liar, your honor,” replied the accused. "Is that true?” asked the judge, turning to the man with the mussed- up face. “ Sure it's true,” said the accuser. “ I called him a liar because he is one, and I can prove i t ” "W h at have you got to say to that?” asked the Judge of the defendant. “ It's got nothing to do with the case, your honor," was the unexpected reply. “ Even if I am a liar, I guess I've got a right to be sensitive about it, ain't I? ”— Topeka State Journal. Naval preparations for war were marked by increased activity Thurs day. N o actual war steps were taken by either the War or N avy depart ments, but there were many indica tions that preliminary plans have been worked out for rapid remobilization for both services i f the call comes. ARSORBINE * * * T R A M MARA RÍG.U.S.PAT Off of poison’ . E v e ry Niqht For Constipation H e a d a c h e ,In d ig e s tio n .c t c . D PILLS S a f e and S u re ^ L iu iiiu in c r n T iJ a new suit FRtf if they rip ¡ You reckless men aud women who are pestered with corns and who have at least once a week Invited an awful death from lockjaw or blood poison are now told by a Cincinnati authority to use a drug called freezone, which the moment a few drops are applied to any corn or callous the soreness Is relieved and soon the entire corn or callous, root aud all, lifts off with tbe fingers. Freezone dries the moment it is ap plied, and simply shrivels the corn or callous without Inflaming or even Ir ritating the surrounding tissue or skin. A small bottle of freezone will cost very little at any of the drug stores, but w ill positively rid one’s feet o f every hard or soft corn or hardened callous. I f your druggist hasn't any freezone he can get It at any wholesale drug house for you. SAGE TEA DANDY TO DARKEN It's Grandmother’s Recipe to Bring Hack Color and Lustre to Hair. You can turn gray, faded hair beau tifully dark apd lustrous almost over night If you’ll get a 50-ceut bottle of “ W yeth’» Sage and Sulphur Com pound” at any drug store. Millions of bottles of this old famous Sage Tea Recipe, improved by the addition of other Ingredients, are Bold annually, says a well-known druggist here, be cause It darkens the balr so naturally and evenly that no one can tell it has been applied. Those whose hair is turning gray or becoming faded have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two applications the gray hair van Ishes and your locks become luxuriant ly dark and beautiful. This Is the age of youth. Gray- haired, unattractive folks aren’t want ed around, so get busy with W yeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound to-night aud you’ll be delighted with your dark, handsome hair and your youthful ap pearance within a few days. This preparation Is a toilet requisite and is not Intended for the cure, mitl gation or prevention of disease. PAINS SHARP AND STABBING V 85 c the suit-[vwvNMiRt With the Fingers! Says Corns Lift Out Without Any Pain R R A N D R E T H Patriotic students in Central High school in Washington, D. C., tore from | the walls o f a classroom a picture o f Millions o f folks bathe internally Emperor W illiam o f Germany, and now instead of loading their system j hung in its place a photograph o f Pres Woman Thought She Would Good health cannot be maintained where with drugs. "W hat's an inside bath?” Wilson, decorated with two there is a constipated habit. Garfield Tea you say. W ell, it is guaranteed to per ident Die. Cured by Lydia E. overcomes constipation. form miracles If yon could believe [ American flags. Pinkharr.’a Vegetable these hot water enthusiaatg. A Jingo. The Farm Loan board has announced There are vast number o f man and Compound. "F ath er." said the small boy, "w hat women who, Immediately upon arising that the intereat rate on all loans made is a jingo?” In the morning, drink a glass o f real to farmers throughout the country by “ A jingo, my son, is a man who hot water with a teagpoonful o f lim e shoots o ff his mouth, but never learns stone phosphate in It. This Is a very j Federal land banks would be 5 per Ogdenshurg, W is.—*‘ I suffered from cent. to fire a gun."— Washington Star. female troubles which caused piercing excellent health measure. It Is In tended to flush the stomach, liver, Idd An emergency appropriation o f $1,- __________________ , pairs liks a knife I through m y back *wsrd"d GRAND PRIZE it the P.PJ.E. neys and the thirty feet o f intestines , 000,000 for the defense o f the com and side. I finali llv o f Uie previous day’s waste, sour bile ; monw e«lth in the event o f war was 6q- In ; all my strength sn d m d .g estlb le material le ft over In j b the Massachusetts legisls- Iso I had to go to the body which If not eliminated every |j 1 loc-1. The d o c t o r day. become food for the m illions o f j ture- I ad vised an oper bacteria which Infest the bowels, the j Elden, the 4-year-old son o f Mr. snd ation bat I would quick result is poisons and toxins Mrs. Frank Mahood, o f Fairdale, Ore- not listen to it. I which are then absorbed into the blood I ^ . » • * thought o f what I Knvrams causinit headache, bilious AttmckA.fonl, 8 .h,Kh c^ ,r ? th* bail r -ad about Lydia breath, bad taste, colds, stomach Iron •™ne Saturday night E . Finkham’ a V e g e ble, kidney misery, sleeplessness, im- ” i* n* c *( WM broken, table Compound and pure blood and all sorts of ailments. ! —, # ». . . . ifROWSBCt __ tried ¡L The first People who feel good one day and The connc.l o f workingmen s dels- bottle brought great badly the next, but who simply can i ln Petrograd has prescribed the not get feeling right are urged to | im mediate resumption o f work in all relief aivl six bottles have entirely omen who have femalo obtain a quarter pound of limestone factories, according to a dispatch from cured me. A ll ' | phosphate at the drug store. This the Russian capital. Factories w ill t r o n b l « o f any kind «houl i t r y L j r d i a E . ; w ill cost very lltUe but Is sufficient pay full wages for the days in which Flnkham’ s V cgetaole («m poatvl. ” — la w FOB MB IMF I to make anyone a real crank on the work was prevented by the revolution. M n . E t t a D o r i o * . O g f f e n s b t i r g , W i s . I ’hysinians uruloabtreily did their best, : subject of internal sanitation. Just as soap and hot water act on In an epochal decision holding'con- b s 'ti« 1 with this east- steadily and coniti the skin, cleansing, sweetening and greas to be clothed with any arid all do no more, bat often the most .H er tiftc [ freshening, so limestone phosphate and powers necessary to keep open the trtatm ent is surpassed by the medicinal properties o f the good old fashioned BLWAPE O f IMITATIONS hot water act on the stomach, liver, channels o f interstate commerce, ¡the mots and her!-« mntained in Lydia E. kidneys and bowels. It Is vnstly more * W«S>*Z res. « » «xO n d ite uetabl- ( Compoun ’ompotnvL important to bathe on the inside than Supreme co u rt, dividing five to four, Finkham's Vegetable m S. a. m < e «i ante. SSc recti. I f any romp ^lievtion .'H iun exists I to ___ sustained the Adamson law as const) on the outside, because tbe akin pores Levi Strati»» « C o . San F rama, co do not absorb impurities into the | tutionsl and enforceable in every fast -| write tiie Lydia K. Fink ham Co.. Lynn, Mass., for ■ poetai free adv toe. I blood, while the bowel pores do ure. P. N. U. No. 13. 1917. V $ 6 $ 7 & $ 8 A N NFg " w g ¿ ? , S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r i n g W . l _ D o u g la s s h o e s . F o r a xle b y o v e r B O O O a h o e d e a le r a . T h e B est K n o w n S h o e a in th e W o r ld . W L. D o u ^ l.» name a.id th* retail ¡.nce is «tamped on the hoc- " tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The retail prices are the same every, here. They cost no more in San Francisco than they d o in New York. They are always worth the price paid tor them. * T hc. quality of ''X? L. Liougias product is guaranteed by more lag fine shoes. The mutt styles are the leaders in tlie Fashion Centres o f America. They are made in a weil-eauipped factory at Brockton. Macs , by the highest paid, skilled shoemaker», under the direction and supervision o f experienced men, all working with an honest determination to m ake the best shoes for the price that money can buy. 7 / 1 Ask your «hire d ««lrr for W. I- Douglas .hoe.. If he ran not supply you With the liliitt you want, take no nth make. Write for ilitere.ting booklet explaining linw Cline, nf the highest »tainlaril nt quality (nr the nrice C el y return until, poMtag«* fr«*« Boy«’ Shoe« Ë â J ft J Bwt luths World LO O K FOR W . L. Douglas y name and t he h e _____ retail t_____ price / « o $3. 00 $2.501 $2.00 th e b o t to m »• r e .lile n t u W . I - D o n a la . S h o e Co., •tamped on the bottom. W ill redure Inflamed, Strained, S w ollen Tendon s, Ligaments, or Muscles. Stopsthe lamenessand pain from a Splint, Side Bone or FOR ITr«ING. B one Spavin. No blister, no hair BU RN IN G SKINS gone and horse can be used. $2 a bottle at druggists or delivered. De scribe your case for special instruc Bathe With Cuticura Soap and Apply tions and interesting horse B ook 2 M Free. the Ointment— Trial Free. ABSORBINE, JR., the antiseptic liniment for mankind, reduces Strained, T o r n Liga- For eczemas, rashes, ltchtngs, lr r l- ; cnents. S w o lle n G la n d s . V e in s or M u s c le s : W illie W illis — Ma, what do they H e a ls C u ts , S o r e s , U lc e r e . A lla y s pain. Fncs tations, pimples, dandruff, sore hands [ and baby humors, Cuticura Soap and ! mean by "measured tread?" |1.00# boftleat drxlcrter dcli?*r#d. B**ok "Evidence” frre W. F. YOUNG, PDF., 403 Tempi# St , Springfield, Mesa Ointment are supremely effective. Be- Mamma W illis— For example, your sides they tend to prevent these dis-1 father’s tread when he came home tressing conditions. If used for every- j last night measured about two quarts. day toilet and nursery preparations. — Life. Q or Q Q Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Pure Blood in essential to Good-Health. Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Garfield Tea dispels impurities, cleanses the — Adv. system and eradicates disease. The Strange Part. Hardup— You see this half dollar? “ Yes. W hy? Is there anything ex Am erican mining men who were pre traordinary about it?” Hardup— Rather! It’s m ine!— Ex paring to return to Central Mexico at once to resume the operation o f their change. mining properties, were warned by Was All There. government agents to stay out o f M ex Abe— Did you get the opera score? ico. A new revolt was expected to Pandora— Y ea h ; they were tied in start within the next two weeks, led the last minute o f the play.— Charral. GIVE ‘S Y R U P OF FIGS” TO C O N S T IP A T E O C HILD by men said to be friendly to General Obregon. Those Dear Girls. Delicious “ Fruit Laxative” can't harm Alice— Jack told me last night that The 35th Texas legislature adjourned tender little Stomach, liver Friday after a renewed unsuccessful I was beautiful. and bowels. M arie— And yet you say he lacks attack on the “ bone-dry” county op imagination.— Boston Transcript. Look at the tongue, m other! If tion bill passed by both houses earlier coated, y r little one’s stomach, liver in the day. The bill prohibits manu Safe. and bowels need cleansing at once. facture in any " d r y ” county of intoxi A few days ago a well-dressed and When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t cating liquors for sale, for any purpose very charming young lady hailed a sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever whatever, in prohibition territory in four wheeler, there being no taxi In ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sight. Just as she was getting In she sore throat, diarrhoea, full o f cold, the state. noticed that the horse geemed in g ive a teaspoonful of ‘ California Y a le ’s senior class has voted to dis clined to be frisky. Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours pense with the use o f intoxicating H e .w a s jumping about and swish all the foul, constipated waste, undi liquors at its class dinner in June. The ing his tail in a way that alarmed gested food and sour bile gently moves her; she was a timid little thing. out of Its little bowels without grip same vote w ill govern future reunion So she addressed a few words to ing, and you have a well, playful child gatherings o f this class unless the vote the ancient Jehu: again. Ask your druggist fo r a 60- should be rescinded. “ I hope," she said, smiling bravely, cent bottle of “ California Syrup of Representative Sherwood, o f Ohio, “ you will not run away with me.” Figs," which contains f til directions The cabby sighed mournfully. for babies children of all ages and for one o f the most openly-expressed pac- "N o, mum,” he replied, " I have a I ificists in the house, declared in a pub- wife and seven kids at 'orne a lread y!” grown-ups. ! lie statement recently that the latest ! sinking o f American ships by German The Unwitten Law. j submarines bad converted him in favor H ew itt— When I was In Kentucky I o f an immediate declaration o f war. was arrested for violation of the liquor A t the same time he offered his serv law. Jewett— How was that? ices to the army at the age o f 82. H ew ett— I declined to take a drink. Captain Jack Bonavita, nationally- — Exchange. known animal trainer, died in Los An- I geles Wednesday night as the result o f | a fractured jaw and severe lacerations [received in a struggle with a polar Says we can’t look or feel r i g h t I | bear at a moving picture studio. with the eystem full Get the Habit of Drinking Hot Water Before Breakfast THE SHOE T H A T HOLDS ITS SH APE $ 3 $ 3 .5 0 $ 4 $ 4 .5 0 $ 5 If you care for heavy hair that glis tens wltb beauty and Is radiant with life ; has an Incomparable softness and ts fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine Just one application doubles the beauty f your hair, besides 1 Imme diately dissolves every particle of dandruff. You can not huve nice heavy, healthy hair if vou have dan druff. This destructive scurf robs the hair o f Its lustre. Its strength and Its very life, and If not overcome tt pro duces a feverishness aud It hlng of the scalp: the hair roots famish, loos en and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from *ny drug store and Just try It. B ackach e, R h e u m a t is m , Lu m bago, .-A n y Local P a in . _ W. L. D O U G L A S Girla! T ry Iti Hair gets a ft, fluffy and beautiful— Get a 25 cent bottle of Danderine. jp s to * _ ___ B r o c k to n , M u m . ! [ 1 1 s c o in E M U L S IO N N ative— N o doubt in ease of war we : OF NORWEGIAN COD LIVER O IL shall throw in our lot with Britain] and | | France, and the alliance w ill be of- ; usually stops a stubborn tensive. Hyphenite— It w ill be to me.- cough or chest cold when Indeterminable. “ When do you think the war will i ordinary specifics fail. end?" asked one inventor. It helps strengthen the "T h e re ’s no saying," replied the | other, "W o have the submarine; ! now w e’re getting the submarine de lungs an d throat— adds stroyer, and then w e’ll want the con trivance to destroy the destroyer, and energy to the blood— and so on until the calculation runs away gives the system the force o ff Into the higher mathematics.’’— Exchange. to help resist disease. scon’s The Toiler. "Does a farmer have to work hard.” "Yep. But not so hard as the aver age person who has to buy what us farmers raise.” — Washington Star. Use Refuse Substitutes L ife ’s Speedway. With Sybil's hand upon the wheel, I lounge, secure in her protection; No fear of spills or Jolts I feel— She drives an auto to perfection. Ah, Sybil, lass, 1 long adore, 1 view it not with satisfaction That you can drive so nicely, for You drive a lover to distraction! — Jester. Scott A ltowne, Bloomfield, N . J. M-t Used An Umbrella. Doctor— W ell, how did your w ife manage the shower bath, deacon? Deacon— She had real good luck. Mme. Moody told her how she man aged. She bad a large oiled silk cap. N ever Again. with a cape to it like a fisherm an'» Correct. A recruiting sergeant stationed in Poet (rejected and dejected)— I ’ll that came all over her shoulder» and the smith of Ireland met Pat and head. asked him to Join the army. The lat be thought better of wheu 1 am dead Doctor— She'» a fool for her pain». ter refused, whereupon the sergeant and gone. Editor— That’s so; you won’t bo That’s not the way. asked his reason for refusing. Deacon— So my wife thought. "A ren 't the king and the kaiser writing any more then. Doctor— Your w ife did nothing of cousins?" asked Pat. the sort, I hope. "Y e s ," said the recruiting sergeant. SOUR, ACID STOM ACHS, Deacon— Oh, no; she used an um- GASES OR IND IG ESTIO N “ W ell,” said Pat, "begorra, I once brllly.— Exchange. Interfered to a fam ily squabble, and Each “ Pape’» Diapepsin” Digest» 3000 I'm not going to do so again.” Private Doolan, after serving three grain» food, ending all »tomach weeks In the army, was brought be misery in five minute*. Logical Conclusion. fore his officer for some petty offense. "H e is not out of the woods yet.” Tim e it! In fl minutes all »tom Therefore, lie sent this touching “ That Is why they think they can ach distress w ill go. N o Indigestion, epistle to hts mother; tree him.”— Baltimore American. "D ear mother, I am now a defaul heartburn, sourness or belching of gas. acid, or eructations o f undigested ter." Political Influence. His g rie f was too great to write food, no dizziness, bloating, foul more, so he got a comrade to post It Down in Tennessee two natives met breath or headache. after several months and fell Into In Pape's Diapepsin 1» noted for Its for him and set himself down to do tim ate conversation. "Sam, what’s Bpeed In regulating upset stomach». his punishment In silence. F ive days youah daughter Mandy doin’ ?” asked It Is the surest, quickest stomach rem later he got this: "M y dear son, I ’m so glad to hear the friend from Coon Hollow. edy In the whole world and besides It "Teachin' school and doin’ fine.” la harmless. Put an eari to stomach o f your promotion. Be sure and be " I thought she didn't git no certifi trouble forever by getting a large kind to the men under you, and never cate?" flfty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin! forget you were a private once your- "S be didn't at fust, but when she | from any drug store. You realize In j Belf.” — Exchange. done took buh examination the third five minutes how needless It Is to suf time I doae brung a little political In fer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or any "A n u rie” cure.«'Backache, Lumbago, fluence to bear." [ stomach disorder. It's the quickest, [ Rheumatism. Send 10c. Dr. V. M. “ What kinder political influence?” surest and most harmless stomach Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for large trial "W ell, I'm local tax assessor, an’ I doctor In the world. package. the school bo'd lives In my district.” — Exchange. THE N E W E ST RiiflED Y F on Backache, Rheumatism and Dropsy. Kidney, Madder and Uric Acid tronido bring mlxrry to manv. When the kidneys an* wftak or diseased, those natural tilt^r* do not cleanse the blood sulllciontly. and the poisons are carried to all part»* ui the body. There follow depression, aches and pains, heaviness, d row sin g. Irrita bility, headaches, chllllnew ami rheu matism. In some people there are «harp i»ains In the hack and loin*, distressing bladder disorders and flometimea obstin ate dropsy. The uric acid sometime* 4 Into gravel or kidney atom«. When the uric add a dec to the m nicle* and Joints, it causea 'tumbado, rheumatism, pout or sciatica. T ill* t* tbe time to try "Anurlc." During digestion uric arid D absorbed Into the system from meat eaten, and even from some vegetable*. The p<>or kidney* get tired and backache bogin«. This Is a gofid time to take - A mirle,” the new discovery of Dr. Fierce for Kid ney trouble nnd Hack ache. Neglected kidm-y trouble Is n ; risible for many deaths, and Insuranto Company examin ing doctors always b - t the water of a;» applicant before a policy will be Issued, llave you ever ;ot aside a bottle of wat-*r for twenty-four b oo n ? A heavy sedi ment or settling sometimes Indicate* ki i- net trouble. M he true nature and char acter of disease*, especially those of the kidneys and ur nary ornansL can oftci be determined by a careful chemical an alyst* and microscopical examination— thl* I* done by expert chemists of the Medical Staff of the Invalids’ Hotel. If you w ish to know your condition send a sample of your water to Doctor Pb rce'4 Invalids’ Hotel, Futíalo, N. Y.. and do- I »crib*« your symptom . 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