T
AbaolaUfe
Fireproof
I H o te l H o y t
C « r » * r S ix th and H o y t S t«.. P o rtla n d . O ra .
LO U H 1M E* Munatrvr
R A T E S - 7 6 c to «
S P E C I A L - W * * k or Month
LTN O M A H
T E L :
LAND-
T H IC K , G L O S S Y H AIR
FREE FROM D AND RUFF
ACT WORLD HAPPENINGS
TAKE SALTS Of CURRENT WEEK
Says Backache is sign you have
been eating too much
- ieat‘-
llc o c k l
PLASTERS
The WorlJ*i Greatest
External Remedy,
Brief Resume Most Important
Daily News Items.
When you wake up with backache
and dull m isery In the kidney region
_________
It
generally means you have been eat-!
; L A R G E S T i d FINI
Ing too much meat, says a well known
• H O TEL is lie N O R T H W E S T 1
authority.
Meat forms uric acid
^ Eric V . Hauser, President.
which overworks the kidneys in their
effort to filter it from the blood and j
they become sort o f paralyzed and
loggy. When your kidneys get slug- «
,
. ,,
Kish and clog you must relieve them, EvenU o f No,ed PeoP1' ' Government,
like you relieve your bowels; remov-
and I'a c iic Northwest and Other
[ilmWr rf kmtnu't E icuhmsi I Hotdv.JG
lng all the body's urinous waste, else
you have backache, sick headache,
Thin g. Worth Knowing.
dizzy spells; your stomach sours,
W e A r e B u y ers o f
tongue Is coated, and when the wea
ther la bad you have rheumatic
twinges. . The
urine
full of
.
. . . Is cloudy,
.
The New Hampshire house o f repre-
E tc. Y o u r sh ipm en ts to us w ill b rin g t o yo u
p ro m p t retu rn s and best p ossib le prices.
Ä ! , 1
, f r . I I ’ *«n ta tiVes passes a bill which would
ter
scalda
and
you
are
obliged
to
seek
t
.
...
•,
W R I T E F O R S H IP P IN G T A G S .
relief two or three times during the ®®tal)j ‘ »h state-wide prohibition on
V A L L E Y PRODUCE C O M PAN Y,
night.
May 1. 1918-
115 Front St.,
Portland, Oregon
Either consult a good, reliable phy
The Russian government has ordered
sician at once or get from your phar that the deposed emperor and his con
macist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful In a glass of sort shall be regarded as having been
f l f J i n
Veal, Pork, Beef,
water before breakfast for a few days deprived o f their liberty, and that they
I p
Poultry, Butter, Eggs
and your kidneys w ill then act fine. shall be brought to Tsarskoe-Selo.
1 1 4
and Farm Produce
This famous salts is made from the
Admittance to the residence o f Pre
to the Old Reliable Eventing house with a
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
record o f 45 years o f Square Dealings, and
mier Lloyd George was gained Thurs
bined with lithia, and has been used
be assured o f T O P M A R K E T P R IC E S .
for generations to clean and stimulate day by a man supposed to be o f un
F. M. CRONKHITE
It was only with diffi
sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize sound mind.
*5 -4 7 F ro n t S tr e e t
P o rtla n d . O r e g o n
acids in the urine so it no longer irri culty that he was overpowered and ar
tates, thus ending bladder weakness. rested.
Jad Salts Is a life saver for regular
Switchmen on the N ew York Central
HIDES. PELTS. CASCARA BARK, meat
eaters. It la Inexpensive, can
not injure and makes a delightful, ef railroad w ill get the benefit o f the
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
Adamson law dating from January 1,
H i »ant all yon nave Wntt ter prices and slipping tags fervescent lithla-water drink.
by the voluntary act o f the company,
T he H . F. N o r to n C o . fo m im . On.; Seattle, we
Stormy Debate.
on the same basis as the members o f
Chief of McIntosh Clan (Indignant the four brotherhoods, it was
10,000 LBS. HENS WANTED ly to cabby, after a dispute over the nounced.
19c per pound guaranteed. N o commission. ia r e )— How dare you speak to me
Checks by return mail. The S a v i n a r Co., luO
“ I shall probably vote ‘ no’ against
Do you know I'm the Mc
Front St.. Portland, Ore. Cap. $10.000. Mar. 687. like that?
congress declaring that a state o f war
Intosh?
Cabby—You look to me more like exists between this country and Ger
“ C. B .” M IN E R S & CO.
the umbrella.— Ideas.
many,” said Representative-elect Ed
UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP
ward Voight, o f Wisconsin, when in
AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING A N ! REBUILDING.
It May Be.
formed that a special session o f con
I . E. con fifth and B usan it s .
P ortland , orcoon
“ The ancients had many patron gress had been called.
deities.’
Governor Marcus H. Holcomb told
L E A R N A T R A D E . Gas Tractor and A u to
''Urn.''
mobile men are in demand. W e are givin g a com
"M ercury was the patron o f mer the inter-church men at a gathering in
plete course in both for the price o f one tuition,
Hartford, that emergency m ilitary
fo r a short time only. Large class now graduat chants, I understand."
ing and have room fo r few more men. Catalog
“ And Nemesis of bill collectors, I legislation in Connecticut was hurried
and details free. Hemphill's Trade Scb*#U, 20th & Haw (burn
spose.” — Kansas City Journal.
by information he had received which
P o rti* nd, O r e g o n .
indicated there were in Connecticut men
Put Him Out! Put Him OutI
whose hostility to the state would be
W E W R E C K AUTOM OBILES
The lady lecturer had got her sec evident in tim e o f war.
For their good parts. Parts at half price. W e
can duplicate most any part. W e have wrecked ond wind.
She was going strong.
over 100 different makes o f cars o f recent date. I f
F ive Germans and one German-
"Y es,” she cried, waving her arms,
in need o f any w rite to Auto W recking Co.. E9
"women have been wronged for ages. American deserter from the United
North Broadway, Portland. Oregon.
They have suffered in a thousand States army crossed the international
bridge to Mexico early Friday, accord
FRE D P. G O R IN , Patent Attorney. ways.”
She paused to let this momentous ing to a report in Juarez. The de
Organizer and Developer. Pate nts secured o r Fee
statement
sink
in.
Refunded. FR EE. Toy X-Ray Plate: shows every
serter was said to have been a mem
bone in your body right through your clothing.
"There's one way which they have
Suites 701. 701A, 701B, 701C. Central bldg . Seattle never suffered,” breathed a meek lit ber o f a National Guard regim ent en
camped on the border.
tle man.
S T U D Y bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy,
The lady lecturer fixed him with a
President Gompers and Secretary
salesmanship. English branches, at an accredited
school: write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue; baleful eye.
Morton o f the American Federation o f
graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker
“ And what way Is that?" she hissed.
Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison,
“ They have never suffered in si Labor, presented to Attorney General
Portland. Oregon.
Gregory Friday a protest against the
lence.” — Exchange.
declaration o f the Supreme court in
the Adamson law decision, that the
right o f railroad employes to strike is
Every Ford Car should carry one e x
tra tire it save changing on the road.
lim ited by the public interest.
I n t i îl M
Having
A L LC O C K 'S,
COMPILED FOR BUSY READERS
Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs,
V 1
o
FORD CARS
THE T W IN
R IM
A Complexion That
Everyone Admires!
fits both front and rear wheel. Applied in 5 min
utes. Saves time, clothes, temper and religion.
Price $6.50. Sent parcel post prepaid, upon re
ceipt o f price.
OBIOON VULCANIZING CO , ’ T h e Tire Shop."
333-335 Burnside st.,
Portland, Oregon
Don't envy a good complexion, have
one. Each time you cleanse your face
with Resinol Soap you give it a “ beau
ty- treatment” with the soothing, heal
ing Resinol medication. If aided, in
severe cases, by a little Resinol Oint
this usually leaves the com
C ' G r a n u l a t e d Eyelids, ment,
I “
Eye» inflamed by expo- plexion naturally clear, fresh and free
cure to Sun, Dust and Mind from pimples, redness, roughness and
quickly relieved by Murine blotches. Resinol Soap for the sham
Eye Remedy. No Smarting, poo keeps the hair live, rich, and free
just Eye Comfort. • A t from dandruff.
Your Druggiit’ « 50c per Bottle. Murine Eya
Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will correct
Salve in Tubes 25c. ForBookollheEyeFreeask
Druggists or Muriue Eye Bemedy Cu., Chicago both liver and kidney disorders.
Eyes g
Her Idea.
“ Mrs. Jinks must be determined to
get on socially by leaps and bounds.”
"W h at makes you think so?”
“ She gives so many hops.”— Balti
more American.
Tottle's Example.
"W h at is a conjunction?" the teach
er asked.
"That's whnt Joins together,” an
swered a bright-eyed little girl.
"G ive an example, Tottie."
"T h e marriage service.”
Unappreciated.
"W h y are you in prison, my good
man?” asked the sympathetic visitor.
" I wanted to do a deed of kindness,
mum, but de law didn't see it dat
way.” “ N o?” “ I wuz told dat a cer
tain millionaire's money wuz a burden
to him. an’ I tried to lighten his bur
den.”
“ W hy did you strike this man?"
asked the judge sternly.
"H e called me a liar, your honor,”
replied the accused.
"Is that true?” asked the judge,
turning to the man with the mussed-
up face.
“ Sure it's true,” said the accuser.
“ I called him a liar because he is one,
and I can prove i t ”
"W h at have you got to say to that?”
asked the Judge of the defendant.
“ It's got nothing to do with the
case, your honor," was the unexpected
reply. “ Even if I am a liar, I guess
I've got a right to be sensitive about
it, ain't I? ”— Topeka State Journal.
Naval preparations for war were
marked by increased activity Thurs
day. N o actual war steps were taken
by either the War or N avy depart
ments, but there were many indica
tions that preliminary plans have been
worked out for rapid remobilization
for both services i f the call comes.
ARSORBINE
* *
* T R A M MARA RÍG.U.S.PAT
Off
of poison’ .
E v e ry Niqht
For Constipation
H e a d a c h e ,In d ig e s tio n .c t c .
D
PILLS
S a f e and S u re ^
L iu iiiu in c r n T iJ
a new suit FRtf if they rip ¡
You reckless men aud women who
are pestered with corns and who have
at least once a week Invited an awful
death from lockjaw or blood poison
are now told by a Cincinnati authority
to use a drug called freezone, which
the moment a few drops are applied
to any corn or callous the soreness Is
relieved and soon the entire corn or
callous, root aud all, lifts off with tbe
fingers.
Freezone dries the moment it is ap
plied, and simply shrivels the corn or
callous without Inflaming or even Ir
ritating the surrounding tissue or
skin. A small bottle of freezone will
cost very little at any of the drug
stores, but w ill positively rid one’s
feet o f every hard or soft corn or
hardened callous.
I f your druggist
hasn't any freezone he can get It at
any wholesale drug house for you.
SAGE TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN
It's Grandmother’s Recipe to
Bring Hack Color and
Lustre to Hair.
You can turn gray, faded hair beau
tifully dark apd lustrous almost over
night If you’ll get a 50-ceut bottle of
“ W yeth’» Sage and Sulphur Com
pound” at any drug store. Millions of
bottles of this old famous Sage Tea
Recipe, improved by the addition of
other Ingredients, are Bold annually,
says a well-known druggist here, be
cause It darkens the balr so naturally
and evenly that no one can tell it has
been applied.
Those whose hair is turning gray
or becoming faded have a surprise
awaiting them, because after one or
two applications the gray hair van
Ishes and your locks become luxuriant
ly dark and beautiful.
This Is the age of youth.
Gray-
haired, unattractive folks aren’t want
ed around, so get busy with W yeth’s
Sage and Sulphur Compound to-night
aud you’ll be delighted with your dark,
handsome hair and your youthful ap
pearance within a few days.
This preparation Is a toilet requisite
and is not Intended for the cure, mitl
gation or prevention of disease.
PAINS SHARP
AND STABBING
V
85 c the suit-[vwvNMiRt
With the Fingers!
Says Corns Lift Out
Without Any Pain
R R A N D R E T H
Patriotic students in Central High
school in Washington, D. C., tore from
| the walls o f a classroom a picture o f
Millions o f folks bathe internally
Emperor W illiam o f Germany, and
now instead of loading their system
j hung in its place a photograph o f Pres Woman Thought She Would
Good health cannot be maintained where with drugs. "W hat's an inside bath?”
Wilson, decorated with two
there is a constipated habit. Garfield Tea you say. W ell, it is guaranteed to per ident
Die. Cured by Lydia E.
overcomes constipation.
form miracles If yon could believe [ American flags.
Pinkharr.’a Vegetable
these hot water enthusiaatg.
A Jingo.
The Farm Loan board has announced
There are vast number o f man and
Compound.
"F ath er." said the small boy, "w hat women who, Immediately upon arising that the intereat rate on all loans made
is a jingo?”
In the morning, drink a glass o f real to farmers throughout the country by
“ A jingo, my son, is a man who hot water with a teagpoonful o f lim e
shoots o ff his mouth, but never learns stone phosphate in It. This Is a very j Federal land banks would be 5 per
Ogdenshurg, W is.—*‘ I suffered from
cent.
to fire a gun."— Washington Star.
female troubles which caused piercing
excellent health measure.
It Is In
tended to flush the stomach, liver, Idd
An emergency appropriation o f $1,- __________________ , pairs liks a knife
I through m y back
*wsrd"d GRAND PRIZE it the P.PJ.E.
neys and the thirty feet o f intestines , 000,000 for the defense o f the com
and side. I finali llv
o f Uie previous day’s waste, sour bile ; monw e«lth in the event o f war was
6q-
In ; all my strength
sn d m d .g estlb le material le ft over In j
b the Massachusetts legisls-
Iso I had to go to
the body which If not eliminated every |j
1
loc-1. The d o c t o r
day. become food for the m illions o f j ture-
I ad vised an oper
bacteria which Infest the bowels, the j Elden, the 4-year-old son o f Mr. snd
ation bat I would
quick result is poisons and toxins Mrs. Frank Mahood, o f Fairdale, Ore-
not listen to it. I
which are then absorbed into the blood I ^
.
» •
*
thought o f what I
Knvrams
causinit headache, bilious AttmckA.fonl,
8 .h,Kh c^ ,r ? th*
bail r -ad about Lydia
breath, bad taste, colds, stomach Iron
•™ne Saturday night
E . Finkham’ a V e g e
ble, kidney misery, sleeplessness, im-
” i* n* c *( WM broken,
table Compound and
pure blood and all sorts of ailments. ! —,
#
».
.
. .
ifROWSBCt
__ tried ¡L The first
People who feel good one day and
The connc.l o f workingmen s dels-
bottle brought great
badly the next, but who simply can i
ln Petrograd has prescribed the
not get feeling right are urged to | im mediate resumption o f work in all relief aivl six bottles have entirely
omen
who have femalo
obtain a quarter pound of limestone factories, according to a dispatch from cured me. A ll '
| phosphate at the drug store.
This the Russian capital.
Factories w ill t r o n b l « o f any kind «houl i t r y L j r d i a E .
; w ill cost very lltUe but Is sufficient pay full wages for the days in which Flnkham’ s V cgetaole («m poatvl. ” —
la w FOB MB IMF
I to make anyone a real crank on the work was prevented by the revolution. M n . E t t a D o r i o * . O g f f e n s b t i r g , W i s .
I ’hysinians uruloabtreily did their best,
: subject of internal sanitation.
Just as soap and hot water act on
In an epochal decision holding'con- b s 'ti« 1 with this east- steadily and coniti
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and greas to be clothed with any arid all do no more, bat often the most .H er tiftc
[ freshening, so limestone phosphate and powers necessary to keep open the trtatm ent is surpassed by the medicinal
properties o f the good old fashioned
BLWAPE O f IMITATIONS
hot water act on the stomach, liver,
channels o f interstate commerce, ¡the mots and her!-« mntained in Lydia E.
kidneys and bowels. It Is vnstly more
* W«S>*Z res. « » «xO n d ite
uetabl- ( Compoun
’ompotnvL
important to bathe on the inside than Supreme co u rt, dividing five to four, Finkham's Vegetable
m S. a. m < e «i ante. SSc recti.
I f any romp ^lievtion
.'H iun exists I
to
___ sustained the Adamson law as const)
on the outside, because tbe akin pores
Levi Strati»» « C o . San F rama, co
do not absorb impurities into the | tutionsl and enforceable in every fast -| write tiie Lydia K. Fink ham
Co.. Lynn, Mass., for ■ poetai free adv toe.
I blood, while the bowel pores do
ure.
P. N. U.
No. 13. 1917.
V
$ 6 $ 7 & $ 8 A N NFg " w g ¿ ? ,
S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r i n g W . l _ D o u g la s
s h o e s . F o r a xle b y o v e r B O O O a h o e d e a le r a .
T h e B est K n o w n S h o e a in th e W o r ld .
W
L. D o u ^ l.» name a.id th* retail ¡.nce is «tamped on the hoc-
"
tom of all shoes at the factory. The value is guaranteed and
the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The
retail prices are the same every, here. They cost no more in San
Francisco than they d o in New York. They are always worth the
price paid tor them.
* T hc. quality of ''X? L. Liougias product is guaranteed by more
lag fine shoes. The mutt
styles are the leaders in tlie Fashion Centres o f America.
They are made in a weil-eauipped factory at Brockton. Macs ,
by the highest paid, skilled shoemaker», under the direction and
supervision o f experienced men, all working with an honest
determination to m ake the best shoes for the price that money
can buy.
7 / 1
Ask your «hire d ««lrr for W. I- Douglas .hoe.. If he ran
not supply you With the liliitt you want, take no nth
make. Write for ilitere.ting booklet explaining linw
Cline, nf the highest »tainlaril nt quality (nr the nrice
C el
y return until, poMtag«* fr«*«
Boy«’ Shoe«
Ë â J ft
J
Bwt luths World
LO O K FOR W . L. Douglas
y name and t he
h e _____
retail t_____
price
/
«
o
$3. 00 $2.501 $2.00
th e
b o t to m
»• r e .lile n t u W . I - D o n a la . S h o e Co.,
•tamped on the
bottom.
W ill redure Inflamed, Strained,
S w ollen Tendon s, Ligaments,
or Muscles. Stopsthe lamenessand
pain from a Splint, Side Bone or FOR ITr«ING.
B one Spavin. No blister, no hair
BU RN IN G SKINS
gone and horse can be used. $2 a
bottle at druggists or delivered. De
scribe your case for special instruc Bathe With Cuticura Soap and Apply
tions and interesting horse B ook 2 M Free.
the Ointment— Trial Free.
ABSORBINE, JR., the antiseptic liniment for
mankind, reduces Strained, T o r n Liga-
For eczemas, rashes, ltchtngs, lr r l- ;
cnents. S w o lle n G la n d s . V e in s or M u s c le s :
W illie W illis — Ma, what do they
H e a ls C u ts , S o r e s , U lc e r e . A lla y s pain. Fncs tations, pimples, dandruff, sore hands [
and baby humors, Cuticura Soap and ! mean by "measured tread?"
|1.00# boftleat drxlcrter dcli?*r#d. B**ok "Evidence” frre
W. F. YOUNG, PDF., 403 Tempi# St , Springfield, Mesa Ointment are supremely effective. Be-
Mamma W illis— For example, your
sides they tend to prevent these dis-1 father’s tread when he came home
tressing conditions. If used for every- j last night measured about two quarts.
day toilet and nursery preparations. — Life.
Q or Q Q
Free sample each by mail with
Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura,
Pure Blood in essential to Good-Health.
Dept. L, Boston.
Sold everywhere. Garfield Tea dispels impurities, cleanses the
— Adv.
system and eradicates disease.
The Strange Part.
Hardup— You see this half dollar?
“ Yes. W hy? Is there anything ex
Am erican mining men who were pre traordinary about it?”
Hardup— Rather!
It’s m ine!— Ex
paring to return to Central Mexico at
once to resume the operation o f their change.
mining properties, were warned by
Was All There.
government agents to stay out o f M ex
Abe— Did you get the opera score?
ico. A new revolt was expected to
Pandora— Y ea h ; they were tied in
start within the next two weeks, led the last minute o f the play.— Charral.
GIVE ‘S Y R U P OF FIGS”
TO C O N S T IP A T E O C HILD by men said to be friendly to General
Obregon.
Those Dear Girls.
Delicious “ Fruit Laxative” can't harm
Alice— Jack told me last night that
The
35th
Texas
legislature
adjourned
tender little Stomach, liver
Friday after a renewed unsuccessful I was beautiful.
and bowels.
M arie— And yet you say he lacks
attack on the “ bone-dry” county op imagination.— Boston Transcript.
Look at the tongue, m other!
If tion bill passed by both houses earlier
coated, y r little one’s stomach, liver in the day. The bill prohibits manu
Safe.
and bowels need cleansing at once. facture in any " d r y ” county of intoxi
A few days ago a well-dressed and
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t cating liquors for sale, for any purpose
very charming young lady hailed a
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever whatever, in prohibition territory in
four wheeler, there being no taxi In
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sight. Just as she was getting In she
sore throat, diarrhoea, full o f cold, the state.
noticed that the horse geemed in
g ive a teaspoonful of ‘ California
Y a le ’s senior class has voted to dis clined to be frisky.
Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours pense with the use o f intoxicating
H e .w a s jumping about and swish
all the foul, constipated waste, undi
liquors at its class dinner in June. The ing his tail in a way that alarmed
gested food and sour bile gently moves
her; she was a timid little thing.
out of Its little bowels without grip same vote w ill govern future reunion
So she addressed a few words to
ing, and you have a well, playful child gatherings o f this class unless the vote the ancient Jehu:
again. Ask your druggist fo r a 60- should be rescinded.
“ I hope," she said, smiling bravely,
cent bottle of “ California Syrup of
Representative Sherwood, o f Ohio, “ you will not run away with me.”
Figs," which contains f til directions
The cabby sighed mournfully.
for babies children of all ages and for one o f the most openly-expressed pac-
"N o, mum,” he replied, " I have a
I ificists in the house, declared in a pub- wife and seven kids at 'orne a lread y!”
grown-ups.
! lie statement recently that the latest
! sinking o f American ships by German
The Unwitten Law.
j submarines bad converted him in favor
H ew itt— When I was In Kentucky I
o f an immediate declaration o f war. was arrested for violation of the liquor
A t the same time he offered his serv law.
Jewett— How was that?
ices to the army at the age o f 82.
H ew ett— I declined to take a drink.
Captain Jack Bonavita, nationally- — Exchange.
known animal trainer, died in Los An-
I geles Wednesday night as the result o f
| a fractured jaw and severe lacerations
[received in a struggle with a polar
Says we can’t look or feel r i g h t
I
| bear at a moving picture studio.
with the eystem full
Get the Habit of
Drinking Hot Water
Before Breakfast
THE SHOE T H A T HOLDS ITS SH APE
$ 3 $ 3 .5 0 $ 4 $ 4 .5 0 $ 5
If you care for heavy hair that glis
tens wltb beauty and Is radiant with
life ; has an Incomparable softness and
ts fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine
Just one application doubles the
beauty f your hair, besides 1 Imme
diately dissolves every particle of
dandruff.
You can not huve nice
heavy, healthy hair if vou have dan
druff. This destructive scurf robs the
hair o f Its lustre. Its strength and Its
very life, and If not overcome tt pro
duces a feverishness aud It hlng of
the scalp: the hair roots famish, loos
en and die; then the hair falls out
fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
Knowlton's Danderine from *ny drug
store and Just try It.
B ackach e,
R h e u m a t is m ,
Lu m bago,
.-A n y Local
P a in .
_
W. L. D O U G L A S
Girla! T ry Iti Hair gets a ft, fluffy
and beautiful— Get a 25 cent
bottle of Danderine.
jp
s to
*
_ ___
B r o c k to n , M u m .
!
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1
1
s c o in
E M U L S IO N
N ative— N o doubt in ease of war we : OF NORWEGIAN COD LIVER O IL
shall throw in our lot with Britain] and |
| France, and the alliance w ill be of- ;
usually stops a stubborn
tensive.
Hyphenite— It w ill be to me.-
cough or chest cold when
Indeterminable.
“ When do you think the war will i ordinary specifics fail.
end?" asked one inventor.
It helps strengthen the
"T h e re ’s no saying," replied the |
other,
"W o have the submarine; !
now w e’re getting the submarine de lungs an d throat— adds
stroyer, and then w e’ll want the con
trivance to destroy the destroyer, and energy to the blood— and
so on until the calculation runs away
gives the system the force
o ff Into the higher mathematics.’’—
Exchange.
to help resist disease.
scon’s
The Toiler.
"Does a farmer have to work hard.”
"Yep. But not so hard as the aver
age person who has to buy what us
farmers raise.” — Washington Star.
Use
Refuse Substitutes
L ife ’s Speedway.
With Sybil's hand upon the wheel,
I lounge, secure in her protection;
No fear of spills or Jolts I feel—
She drives an auto to perfection.
Ah, Sybil, lass, 1 long adore,
1 view it not with satisfaction
That you can drive so nicely, for
You drive a lover to distraction!
— Jester.
Scott A ltowne, Bloomfield, N . J.
M-t
Used An Umbrella.
Doctor— W ell, how did your w ife
manage the shower bath, deacon?
Deacon— She had real good luck.
Mme. Moody told her how she man
aged. She bad a large oiled silk cap.
N ever Again.
with a cape to it like a fisherm an'»
Correct.
A recruiting sergeant stationed in
Poet (rejected and dejected)— I ’ll that came all over her shoulder» and
the smith of Ireland met Pat and
head.
asked him to Join the army. The lat be thought better of wheu 1 am dead
Doctor— She'» a fool for her pain».
ter refused, whereupon the sergeant and gone.
Editor— That’s so; you won’t bo That’s not the way.
asked his reason for refusing.
Deacon— So my wife thought.
"A ren 't the king and the kaiser writing any more then.
Doctor— Your w ife did nothing of
cousins?" asked Pat.
the sort, I hope.
"Y e s ," said the recruiting sergeant. SOUR, ACID STOM ACHS,
Deacon— Oh, no; she used an um-
GASES OR IND IG ESTIO N
“ W ell,” said Pat, "begorra, I once
brllly.— Exchange.
Interfered to a fam ily squabble, and
Each “ Pape’» Diapepsin” Digest» 3000
I'm not going to do so again.”
Private Doolan, after serving three
grain» food, ending all »tomach
weeks In the army, was brought be
misery in five minute*.
Logical Conclusion.
fore his officer for some petty offense.
"H e is not out of the woods yet.”
Tim e it! In fl
minutes all »tom Therefore, lie sent this touching
“ That Is why they think they can ach distress w ill go. N o Indigestion, epistle to hts mother;
tree him.”— Baltimore American.
"D ear mother, I am now a defaul
heartburn, sourness or belching of
gas. acid, or eructations o f undigested ter."
Political Influence.
His g rie f was too great to write
food, no dizziness, bloating, foul
more, so he got a comrade to post It
Down in Tennessee two natives met breath or headache.
after several months and fell Into In
Pape's Diapepsin 1» noted for Its for him and set himself down to do
tim ate conversation.
"Sam, what’s Bpeed In regulating upset stomach». his punishment In silence. F ive days
youah daughter Mandy doin’ ?” asked It Is the surest, quickest stomach rem later he got this:
"M y dear son, I ’m so glad to hear
the friend from Coon Hollow.
edy In the whole world and besides It
"Teachin' school and doin’ fine.”
la harmless. Put an eari to stomach o f your promotion. Be sure and be
" I thought she didn't git no certifi trouble forever by getting a large kind to the men under you, and never
cate?"
flfty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin! forget you were a private once your-
"S be didn't at fust, but when she | from any drug store. You realize In j Belf.” — Exchange.
done took buh examination the third five minutes how needless It Is to suf
time I doae brung a little political In fer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or any
"A n u rie” cure.«'Backache, Lumbago,
fluence to bear."
[ stomach disorder. It's the quickest, [ Rheumatism. Send 10c.
Dr. V. M.
“ What kinder political influence?” surest and most harmless stomach Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for large trial
"W ell, I'm local tax assessor, an’ I doctor In the world.
package.
the school bo'd lives In my district.”
— Exchange.
THE N E W E ST RiiflED Y
F on
Backache, Rheumatism and Dropsy.
Kidney, Madder and Uric Acid tronido
bring mlxrry to manv. When the kidneys
an* wftak or diseased, those natural tilt^r*
do not cleanse the blood sulllciontly. and
the poisons are carried to all part»* ui the
body. There follow depression, aches
and pains, heaviness, d row sin g. Irrita
bility, headaches, chllllnew ami rheu
matism. In some people there are «harp
i»ains In the hack and loin*, distressing
bladder disorders and flometimea obstin
ate dropsy. The uric acid sometime*
4 Into gravel or kidney atom«. When
the uric add a dec to the m nicle* and
Joints, it causea 'tumbado, rheumatism,
pout or sciatica. T ill* t* tbe time to try
"Anurlc."
During digestion uric arid D absorbed
Into the system from meat eaten, and
even from some vegetable*. The p<>or
kidney* get tired and backache bogin«.
This Is a gofid time to take - A mirle,”
the new discovery of Dr. Fierce for Kid
ney trouble nnd Hack ache.
Neglected
kidm-y trouble Is n ; risible for many
deaths, and Insuranto Company examin
ing doctors always b - t the water of a;»
applicant before a policy will be Issued,
llave you ever ;ot aside a bottle of wat-*r
for twenty-four b oo n ? A heavy sedi
ment or settling sometimes Indicate* ki i-
net trouble. M he true nature and char
acter of disease*, especially those of the
kidneys and ur nary ornansL can oftci
be determined by a careful chemical an
alyst* and microscopical examination—
thl* I* done by expert chemists of the
Medical Staff of the Invalids’ Hotel. If
you w ish to know your condition send a
sample of your water to Doctor Pb rce'4
Invalids’ Hotel, Futíalo, N. Y.. and do-
I »crib*« your symptom .
It will ‘ •
ami nod without uny expense to you, and
iKictor Pterca or his fcita'f of A«*d‘'tln,|
Physicians will inform you truthfully.
KNOW TtZrASLVl
Read all about you reel f, your system,
physiology, anatomy, hygiene, iMinpU*
Boise cun«, etc.., in the "(Jorrirn >:i
■
Medical Adviser.'* a book of 1WS page*.
Send to I it. V. M. Pierce, Buffalo, N Y.
thr«*$ dim «« or thirty cent* In ouo-ceut
stamp* fur a cloth bound copy.
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Sluggish Liver and Bowelt— They
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Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges
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aches come from s torpid liver snd
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage in n swill barrel. That's
the first step to untold misery— Indi
gestion. foul gases, bad breath, yellow
skin, mental fears, everytb ’ ng that Is
horrible and nauseating. A Fnacaret
tonight will give your constipated 1
bowels s thorough cleansing and \
straighten you out by morning. They j
work while you sleep— a 10-cent box
from your druggist »rill keep you feel j
lng good for moo tbs
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