Image provided by: Hood River Library; Hood River, OR
About Mosier bulletin. (Mosier, Or.) 1909-19?? | View Entire Issue (March 16, 1917)
> O R E G O S /^ J L A R G E S T u4 F IN E S T 1 HOTEL ■ At NORTHWEST1- Eric V . H a u le r, P reiid en t. j5 5 0 75 ¡ « s / m n K i ■ Day Up T , [ ‘ a m A o Cl J $2 Up t í Awenca's Eireptimai U M t b ^ V M o t o r c y c le s $40 and Up W rite for list A o f rebuilt H arley- F'aviddons. Indiana. Excelsior*. Etc. Harley - Davidson Service Center for the N orthw est. Largest exclu- I si ve dealers o f Motorcycles in N . W . MOTORCYCLE A M M IV CO.. IftC. 209 Fourth St. Portland. Ore Prohibition Attitude in tho Senate. One reason (or the remarkable prog ress that prohibition U making can be found In the attitude of men who themselves take a tolerant attitude toward the use of liquor, but have been impressed by the wreck which is wrought by alcohol all around them. Typical of this is a statement made by Senator Smith of Georgia when announcing that he »a s going to vote in favor of prohibition for Washing ton: “ With me opposition to the use of ! spirituous and intoxicating drink has been a gradual growth. When I leave I myself free t' _ Ink about It and rea lize the skelt ~ s found In almost ev ery home as a result of Its use, I have j reached the place where I am willing never to have It on my table any more, although I enjoy a glass of wine myself; and I am willing in my state and hope in my state this next sum mer to help make it absolutely dry." — From Collier's Weekly for February 3rd. Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa tion are relieved by Garfield Tea. WHEN SHIPPING PRODUCE TRY U8 Gay Life in Brooklyn, This, remarks the Pittsburgh Post, is how a Brooklynite has spent the 36 years of his life: POULTRY u d We are 36 years of age, and this is Portland, Or. DRESStD KEATS how we have spent our time: One year buttoning our collar. Two years tying our necktie. n i | | | > Veal, Pork. Beef. Seven years waiting in barber I p Poultry, Butter, Egg* shops. * - '1 * * * and Farm Produce Four years looking at punk musical to the Old Reliable Everdinir house with a comedies. record o f 45 years o f Square Dealinjrs. and Six months sleeping. be a asu m l o f T O P M A R K E T PR IC E S. Nine years dodging bill collectors. F. M. CRONKH1TE Two years waiting for trains. 45-47 Front Street Portland, Oreron Three years waiting for our wife to get dressed. Two years chewing tough beefsteak. Four years looking for jobs. Six months working. V r « L L W. ap.c..III. Eccs Don’t Have Catarrh O ne efficient way to remove nasal catarrh is to treat its cause which in most cases is physical weakness. Th e system needs more oil and easily digested lia utd-food, and you w ou ld take a spoonful of scorn EMULSION after each meal to enrich your blood and help heal the sensi tive membranes with its pure oil-food properties. T h e results o f this S c o f f ’s tr e a tm e n t w ill surprise those who have used irritating snuffs and vapors. E m ulsion Get the Genuine SCOTT’S I* needed promptly to ward otT -------- “ COLDS AN0 LA GRIPPE A*k for l A f r r i f C ’ iRIAK-UP-A-COLO L V V C t A a TABLETS . 25c All druggist* sell them. A If* SALTS FINE FOR [GoodHediciae Without Operation Cancers Goiters Tum ors Apendicitis Rheumatism Eczem a C atarrh AnpyloHis Hamonriloida A sthm a Diabetes B righ ts disease. H abits and chronic diseases o f every description and kind. 1 have cured thousands o f people in the last 12 years by the use o f Radium. X Ray, Electric C u r- rents. L igh t*. Rakeovens, V ib ra - tors. M agnetic W’aves, Ozone. Packs. Diet, Adjustm ents. M an- ipulationa, Maas age wd Baths. Consultation free. W rite D R W . E. M A L L O R Y . 600-5 B road w ay Bldg, Portland. - - Oregon 10 CENT “CASCARETS" W e cat too much meat w hich IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels— They work while you sleep. Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your “ C. B .” M IN E R S & CO. stomach to become filled with undi UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage In a swill barrel. That’s AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AMO REBUILDING. I . (. CM FIFTH aho G ulls sis P S IT U S i, OIEOOM. the first step to untold misery—Indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that Is HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA’BARK, horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give your constipated WOOL AND MOHAIR. He Riot all yau have, write for prices uo shipping tigs bowels a thorough cleansing and T he H. F. N orton C o . Portland. Ore.; Seattle, Wo straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep— a 10-cent box from your druggist will keep you feel O regon V ulcanizino C ompany ing good for months. moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St.. Port land. O re. L a rgest Tiro R epair Plant in the N o rth w est. Country service a specialty. U se Parcel Post. Machinery Second-Hand M achin ery bought, sold and exchanged: e n g i n e s , boilers, sawmills, etc. J. E. M artin Co.. 83 lat 8 t.. Portland. Send fo r Stock L ist and prices. WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES For their good parts. Parts at h alf price. We can duplicate most any part. W e have w recked over 100 different makes o f cars o f recent date. I f In need o f any w rite to A u to W reck in g Co., £9 N orth Broadway, Portland. Oregon. L E A R N A T R A D E . G as Tractor and A u to mobile men are in demand. W e are giv in g a com plete course in both fo r the price o f one tuition, fo r a short time only. L a r g e class now g ra d u a t ing and have room fo r few more men. C atalog and details free. Hemphul’s Trade Schools, 20th L Hawthorne Portland, O re g o n . FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney^ O rganizer and Developer. Patents secured or Fee Refunded. F R E E . Toy X -R a y Plate: shows every bone in your body right through your clothing. Suites 701. 701A. 701B. 7U1C. Central bldg.. Seattle S T U D Y bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, salesmanship. E nglish branche*, at an accredited school; write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue; graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-W 'alker Business College. 167 4th Street, near Morrison. Portland. Oregon. Land Grant Brief Filed, Washington, D. C.— The government has hied its brief in the Supreme court against the Oregon & California Rail road company in the government’s suit to recover 2,300,000 acres of land in Oregon, valued at more than $30,000,- 000, granted in 1800 and 1870 to cer tain railroads upon condition that they would sell the land to settlers at not more than $2.50 an acre. The govern ment contends that the conditions were broken by the railroads and seeks to have the Supreme court affirm the de cision of the lower court. Commissions Are Open. Washington, D. C. Oregon boys be tween the ages of 20 and 25 who desire to become second lieutenants in the Marine Corps will have opportunity to take a competitive examination July 10. The examinations will be held at Portland, Baker or Klamath Kails. Tennessee River Rising, , Chattanooga—The Tennessee river continues to rise and Chattanooga prac tically is an island. Railway traffic has been impeded, and 6000 persons have been driven from their homes. The Injured One. “ It would seem,” said the tourist, “ that you Arkansas people would be quicker to resent the slurs and sneer ing jokes about yourselves that are constantly being published In the papers?" "W ell,” replied Mr. Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, Ark., ’T v e noticed that when you fling a rock into a pack of dogs the one that hollers Is the one that got hit.”—Kansas City Star. ’S Death on Feathers. “ Mother, has Fido gone to heaven?” asked little Mamie, who had been told that a little sister was there. “ Dogs don’t go to heaven," said mother, "but little sister is there and she is an angel, you know, with wings.” Mamie thought a moment and said; “ Maybe It is just as well, for Fido was death on feathers, you know.”— Exchange. Give Him Time. "They say his wife has money." “ Well, that isn’t his fault. They’ve only been married a short time.” Father’s Wish. “ Do you believe the lion and the lamb will ever lie down together? “ It may happen, but if I were the lamb, I should be mighty timid about objecting if the lion happens to snore.” — Exchange. For a disordered liver, take Garfield Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists. A Pattern. Mrs. Simpson had taken her little daughter out to tea with her, and dur ing the meal was horrified to see the child trying to force a thick piece of bread into a very small pocket. “ Why, Marlon,” she said In shocked surprise, "what on earth are you do ing?” “ That’s all right, mother,” her small daughter assured her. " I ’m just tak ing this slice back to nursie for a pat tern.”— Exchange. E Nobody can Tell when you Darken (¡ray. Faded Hair with Sage Tea. Grandmother kept her hair beauti fully darkened, glossy and attractive with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. ^ ^ i t f l s h FS • • 1 ila ik ia i . tl.? S *y Whenever her hair took on that dull, F s i I i i l i i i W ” :L n . • L7S faded or streaked appearance, this T « a Ha-.« m 2 1 l i r * L . . .76 simple mixture was applied with won hsr-Kkt . -IS’ Stodw . . IBS »- n MacSiac C um w:r* 1-3 airtioa c*nnd*e*. derful effect. By asking at any drug C u - m , 1 In loO pron to-«su atoll for ara and land. Fras arrala!— 1917 E rcloprdia csr- store for "W yeth’s Sage and Sulphur alot. I I f*. U‘oa . read* ts Mar Mailrd 50c. Compound,” you will get a large bot i a a a f f —aw, SOI Bl osR—sy. r*sw_Tasfc_ tle of this old-time recipe, improved by the addition of other Ingredients, all ready to use, for about 60 cents This simple mixture oan be depended Q o r Q Q upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair. A well-known downtown druggist say* everybody uses Wyeth's Sage and 8ulphur Compound now because it darkens to naturally and evenly F o r C o n s tip a tio n that nobody can tell It baa been ap H e i d d c h e J j u l i ^ s t i o n . r t c . plied—it's so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw it through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning r a n d r e t h the gray hair disappears; after an E other application or two. It ts restored to Its natural color and looks glossy, soft and beautiful. This preparation a a delightful toilet requisite It la X L | not Intended for the cure, mitigation tl. 1017. 1 or prevention of disease P. S N. a U. f e and No. Sure As MY AUCTION BARGAINS E v e r y Niqht PILLS I NSURANCE Against Sudden Death. 9hs Had Hsard of One. "Whoever saw a perfect man?" asked an evangellat at a revival meet ing. “ There is no such thing. Every j man haa hla faults, plenty of them." Of course, no one had ever seen a perfect man, and consequently the ] statement of the revivalist was re -1 celved with silence. The revivalist continued: “ Whoever saw a perfect woman?" | At this juncture a tall, thin woman! arose. "Do you mean to say, madam,” the evangelist asked, "that you have seen a perfect woman?” “ Well, I can't just say that I have1 seen her." the woman replied, “ but I have heard a great deal about her— my husband's first wife."— Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Before an Insurance Company will take a risk on your life the examining piivL cian will test the uriue and report whether you are a gnnl risk. When yi-.ir kidneys get sluggish ami clog, vou suffer frum backache, sick-head- ache, dizzy spells, or the twinges and pains of lumbago, rheumatism and gout. The uriue is often cloudy, full of sediment; channels often get sore and sleep is disturbed two or three times a night. Tins is the time you should consult some physician of u ide experience—such as Dr. Fierce of the Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y. Send him 10 cents for fample package of his new discovery, Take care of your health and wealth " Anuric.” Write him your symptoms will take care o f you. Garfield Tea and send a sample of urine for teat. promotes health. Experience has taught Dr. Bierce that A Perfect Day. ’’ Atrnric ” is the most powerful agent Leaning against the aft rail of an in dissolving uric acid, as hot water melts sugar; beanies being absolutely East 10th street car one moiuiug harmless it is endowed with other when the temperature was below zero, properties, for it preserves the kidneys was a big fellow In a fur-lined overcoat m a healthy condition by thoroughly and a fur cap. As the car proceeded cleansing them. Ucinp so many times down-townward it, ur course, became more active than lithia, it clears the jammed with humanity. Gifts finally heart valves of any sandy substances crowded in among the men on the which may ■ V clog lo f them and checks the back platform. The man in the fur degeneration of the blood-vessels, as cap smiled and then, across the crisp well as regulating blood pressure. zeroic air, wafted the whistled notes ''Anuric” is a regular insurance aud of “ A Perfect Day.” life-saver for all big meat eaters and those "Listen to that guy whistle ’A Per who deposit lime-salts in their joints. fect Day,’ ” remarked a half frozen Ask the druggist for "Anuric” put up hack platformer. ” 1 don’t know wheth by Dr. Pierce, in 60-cent packages. er he’s whistling it as a compliment to his furs or to the fact that there STRENGTH AND BEAUTY are ladies on the back platform.”— Come with Dr. Plorcc's Golden Medical Indianapolis News. Discovery. This is a l lord cica: and alterative that starts the liver und . ’ m- ach ini') vigorous action. It thus l . sists the liojy to manufactura riih red blood which feeds the heart, nerves, brain and organs of tho body. The organs work smoothly like machinery running in oil. And how can you expect to sleep You fiel clean, strong and s'.reuuous iu- tonight unless you do something to re s’ .ui of tired, weak und faint. lieve tho trouble? Eczema and other Itching skin troubles don’t often heal Getting the Best of It. themselves. But it is surprising how "Flubdub says It is better to give quickly Hesinol Ointment heals sick than to receive." skins. “ Huh?” Almost dally we hear from a skin “ He has Just given his wife a trip sufferer who says “ Resinol Ointment to Florida."—Louisville Courier-Jour stopped my itching at once and I got nal. the first good night's sleep I had had in weeks. Now my skin Is well.” Res- Inol Ointment Is sold by all druggists. Most folks forget that the kidneys, like the bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need a flushing occasionally, else we have backache and dull misery in the kidney region, severe headaches,! rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid | stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders. You simply must keep your kidneys] active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain In the kidney j region, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good drug store here, W hat Came From Reading take a tablespoonful In a glass of wa ter before breakfast for a few days a Pinkham Adver and your kidneys will then act fine. tisement. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com Paterson, N. J. — “ I thank you for bined with lithia, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies as they have made me well them to normal activity. It also neu and healthy. Some tralizes the aclijs In the urine so It no time ago I felt so longer Irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. run down, had pains Jad Salts Is harmless; inexpensive; in my back and side, makes a delightful effervescent lithia- was very irregular, water drink which everybody should tired, nervous, had take now and then to keep their kid such bad dreams, neys clean, thus avoiding serious com did not feel like eat plications. ing and had short A well-known local druggist says he f v. . breath. I read your sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be advertisem ent in lieve in overcoming kidney trouble T f * the newspapers and while it Is only trouble. decided to try a bottle of Lydia E. Pink- Exactly. ham’s Vegetable Compound. It worked C. E., 16— I can tell how much water from the first bottle, so I took a second runs over Niagara Falls to a quart and a third, also a bottle of Lydia E. Queen—Well, how much? Pinkham’s Blood Purifier, and now I am C. E., 16— Two pints.—Texas Long just as well as any other woman. I ad horn. vise every woman, single or married, who is troubled with any of the afore- A Christmas Present. caid ailments, to try your wonderful It wasn’t much as things befell Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier And didn’t cost much pelf. end I am sure they will help her to get But still it pleased him pretty well, The gift he gave himself. rid of her troubles as they did me.’ ' — Mrs. E lsie J. V a n d e r S ande , 36 No. Naturally. York S t, Paterson, N. J. “ This year Is going to be lucky be Write the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine cause It is not an even number.” Co, (confidential) Lynn, Mass, if you “ That’s odd."— Baltimore American. Deed special advice. WOMAN NOW IN PERFECT HEALTH i i 1 K l If ? r imntt om Having ALLCOCK'S. $4 $ 4 .5 0 $5 To that Knd TRY a v a Granulated Eyelids, Eye* intiarnr.l by expo sure to Saa, Deal and Slsd juickly rv.levili by Marlas t'Rnscdy. NoSmartinf, jus Evi Comfort. At Y'-ur Druggist*• 50c per Bottle. Marisa f ys Salve in Tube* 2 Sc. ForBsokslihefyerre**.k Druggist* or Mortes f yc Bsasdy Ce., HOSTETTER’ S E y e s i Stomach Bitters $ 8 * i 8 Rw8MM W \ )J et s h o e * o f flu* tii|;he*t st :tn.l;»r«l o f q u a l i t y f o r t n e p r ic e , o n ta g e I fr e e . r e t u r n until, , p |>o»tuj{;e t y LOOK FOR t W . L D o u fU . and ths retail price .h stamped o n . the - b o ttom . nam e f i d (X J ^ ZZZ ' j $3.00 $2.50 & $2.00 W. . L. Donglu l l*re«ldei*t “r e »M e o t * u » W I- R o u g l»* shoe Co.,. 1HA Spark St.. Hroekton, M h o . He used a pebble in his day. to keep his mouth moist — WE use 1GLEYS m i »• WRIGLEY.S gives us a w h o le s o m e , a n tis e p tic , refreshing confection to take the place of the cave man’s pebble. W e help teeth, breath, appetite, d ig e stio n and d e lic io u s ly soothe mouth and throat w ith this welcome sweetmeat. The W rigley Spearmen want to aend you their Book o f Gum-ption. Send a posted lo r ft today, Wm. W rigley Jr. Co., 7 3 2 Kesner Building, Chicago. The Flavor Lasts! Madge— She and her fiance are quarreling all the time. Marjorie— Yes, Isn’t It dreadful! Why don’t they wait until they’re married?—Life. G $7 & . L. DjugU» nime xnJ the rruil pace is stomped on the bet* tom o f *11 shoes it the factory. The value 1 « guaranteed anj 1 the wearvr protected .igam-.t high pnrw for inferior shoes. The J| retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San B Francisco than they do in New Yotk. They are always worth die f l price paid for them. * T rhe quality of W . I.. Douglas product is guaranteed by more * than 40 years experience rn making fine shoes. The sm .it styles are the leaders the Fashion Centres o f Amcru They are made in a well* . equipped factory at Brockton, Mas*., by tne highest paid, sk 'led 1 »ftoemok ers, under the direction and supervision o f experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. / J Ask your *hoe dealer for W. I.. Dougla* «hoes. I f he eta* not Nupnlv you with tho kind you wuut, i*k e »10 other ik e n o o t h e r . limit«*, W* W rite for iutere»tlii|r espial — „ booklet ------------ — xiiiiK h o w t o L 77 Hypnotism. “ Do you believe in hypnotism?" Inquired Miss Cayenne. “ What do you mean by hypnotism?” “ The power of one human being to throw another into slumber and then play upon his imagination.” " I ’ll go as far as the slumber part. Some people can make me sleepy merely by talking to me.”— Washing ton Star. LISTEN TO THIS! SAYS CORNS LIFT RIGHT OUT NOW $6 S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r in g W . L. D o u g la s s h o e s . F o r sa le b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 s h o o d ealers. T h e B e*t K n o w n S h o es in tho W o rld . Irate Client—I never saw a case so wretchedly bungled. You acted the fool, sir. Imperturbable Lawyer—That's all right. I was acting for you, wasn't I?—Boston Transcript. Allcock Rain. $ 3 .5 0 Generosity. “ What do you think of our friend, the efficiency expert?” "He's a wonder. He's something like a fortune teller I once knew. He could make a colossal fortune on his own account If he were not so gener ous about selling precious informa tion at nominal fees.”— Washington Star. In the Promotion of Health P a in In tide. “ THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE’* S3 Thales of Miletus. The first scientific thinker was ! Thales of Miletus, born about 636 B. C. He w-as the first to attempt a logi cal solution of material phenomena without resorting to mythological rep resentation. In other words, Thales was tho first man, so far as we know, to try to find out the actual truth con cerning the world we live in, Us ori gin, constitution and destiny.— Ex change. Now Sitter Stays Home. The alleged young woman was out THICK, GLOSSY HAIR rowing with a possible suitor, and FREE FROM DANDRUFF had taken her little sister, who was exhibiting much fear of tho waves. Girls! Try it! Hair gets s ft, fluffy “ Why, Martha, if you are so nerv and beautiful—Get a 26 cent ous now, what will you be at my bottle of Danderlne. age?” “ Thirty-nine, I suppose,” meekly If you care for heavy hair that glis Value Decreased. tens with beauty and Is radiant with “ A fine dog you have there, Jones.” replied the little sister.— Exchange. life; has an incomparable softness and “ I ’ll Bell him to you for $5.” is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne. Silent Partner Wanted. "A ll right. Is he Intelligent?" Just one application doubles the "Intelligent? Why that dog knows She— I do not care to marry you. I beauty f your hair, besides I imme as much as I do.” do not care even to talk to you. “ Oh, I’ll give you $1 for him.”— Bos He (a widower)—That Is precisely diately dissolves every particle of ton TranscripL the reason I want you to marry me.— dandruff. You can not have nice heavy, healthy hair if vou have dan Boston Transcript. druff. This destructive scurf robs the To keep clean and healthy take Dr. hair of its lustre, Its strength and Its Poor Advertising Medium. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. They regu Caller—As an advertising medium very life, and If not overcome It pro late liver, bowels and stomach. your newspaper isn’t worth shucks. I duces a feverishness and it hing of Trying to Oblige. put an ad in last week and didn’t get a the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos en and die; then the hair falls out “ What’s your name, my poor man?" single answer, not one. Advertising Manager—That’s too fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of asked the kind-hearted woman. bad! How was your advertisement Knowlton's Danderlne from “ ny drug store and just try 1L "Lady,” replied Plodding Pete, un- worded? blushingly, “ me name Is ‘Lord Regi Caller— "A poor young man wants a Very Puzzling. pretty wife who can do her own house nald Courtenay Thorpe.’ " Eddie, who had always attended a keeping.”— Boston Transcript. "A re you sure that’s your name?" Baptist Sunday school, was taken on “ No. 1 jes’ thought It ’ud be a nice a visit to Sunday school at a Metho "This Is a great character In Dick dist church. “ Mamma, how Is this?” name fur you to use If you wanted to put de fact dat you had given me a ens— the Artful Dodger. I love the he said. "I thought you said this was sandwich an’ a cup o’ tea in de soci story.” a Mefodlst Sunday school.” “ An automobile story, eh?"— Kan ety news.”— Washington Star. “ So it Is, my dear.” sas City Journal. “ Well, but, mamma, the lesson was GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS” all about John the Baptist.”* Its Kind. TO CONSTIPATED CHILD "Talking about proper punctuating, Delicious "Fruit Laxative’ can’t harm there is one punctuation mark which every one feels called on to aim at.” tender little Stomach, liver "What mark Is that?’’ and bowels. “ A target.”— Baltimore American. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, y r little one’s stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t sleep, eat or act naturally, or Is fever ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has You corn pestered men and women sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes give a teaspoonful of “ California that nearly killed you before, says Syrup of Figs,” and In a few hours this Cincinnati authority, because a all the foul, constipated waste, undi few drops of freezone applied directly gested food and sour bile gently moves on a tender, aching corn or callus, out of Its little bowels wtthrut grip ■tops soreness at once and soon the ing. and you have a well, playful child corn or hardened callus loosens so It again. Ask your druggist for a 60- can be lifted out, root and all, with cent bottle of "California Syrup of out pain. Figs.” which contains f 'll directions It is imperative that you A small bottle of freezone costs for babies children of all ages and for very little at any drug store, but will grown-ups. keep positively take off every hard or soft corn or callus. This should be tried, It Is Inezpenslve and la said not THE STOMACH NORMAL as to irritate the surrounding skin. yettr druggist hasn’t any freezone THE BOWELS REGULAR tell If him to get s small bottle for you from his wholesale drug house. It Is AND THE UVER ACTIVE fine stuff and acta like a charm every PLASTERS time. T\t World* i G rottoti Extornal Ktmtdy. R h e u m a tism , Backache, - A n y Local W. L. DOUGLAS Did that itching keep you awake last night? Mrs. Quiverfull—There’s one good Logic. thing about our girls, John; they are “ You said your wonderful death always self possessed. Quiverfull (grim ly)—Yes; they’re dealing inventions would make war too self possessed. I wish they’d get Impossible.” “ Well,” answered the great Inven someone else to possess them.— Bos tor ruefully, ”lf everybody on earth ton Transcript. is eventually killed off, there can’t be any more war, can there?" Hi* Opinion. Skin’er. No doubt Jenkins married Lobelia Genoff for love. At any rate beauty I can’t have had anything to do with It. I Her face would have ripened a cheese or stopped a train. One day, soon after his marriage, | Jenkins met a pal and timidly asked him what he thought of Lobelia. "Help! Don’t ask m e!” gasped the ^"Beauty Is only skin deep, your honor!” remonstrated Jenkins, stiffly. "Skin ’er. then, dear chap!” advised the pal. "For heaven's sake, skin ’e r !”— Exchange. clogs Kidneys, then the B ack hurts. “ Aiuiric” is an 732 X, * ^ 0 w ^ - I f you h a v e a s ic k c o w — o r on e th at Is not t h r iv in g am i p ro d u c in g as »h e should, w h y not b re a k a w a y fro m the w o r ry ¡imi u r n -r ta tn ty r i Kt,l now I " ! W p u c k «* .' o f K o w - K u r e . the g r e a t c o w m ed icin e, fro m y o u r d r u g g is t o r I f , ■, , 1 d e a l- r il ml p n n o tor \ "in Hi ir tl.a l it Inis 1,0 etpi.il m tin- tre a tm e n t o * must c o w a ilm en ts. - On th ou san ds o f f irm s K o w - K u r e g n a rd s Hm herd S fra tti.t Hi. I .il I yes o f A l l o r i .... It.irr.-n« I t-la in e .l A it e r - 1 l l i r hirth Mill. I .1 our In«, Bunehss, etc t..n don! to use K " w K ur.- on fa it h ; .i tr ia l w ill qhnw d ecld cii v is ib le Im p r o v e m en t P u t It to a t e s t— in v e s t to d a y In a f.Oc or »1 0 0 p a ck a g e . Send fo r o u r fr e e tre a tis e , “ T h e H o m e C o w D oc tor. I t A l l t V A S S O C IA T IO N CO.. I.y n d n n v llle . V L The cornerstone laying had been a brilliant success. The weather was fine, the spee«'hc8 eloquent, the tnuslo Impressive. The master of ceremon ies was very well satisfied with him self, yet with the dispersal of the crowd he became strangely excited. Hurriedly he sought the master ma son. "Is It possible to lift the corner Its Way. stone again?" he asked. “ I am afraid not, sir," said the ma “ The thermometer has a very hu son. "Have you a particular reason man way of behaving.” for asking?” "How is that?” “ I have,” said the master of cere- “ When It once begins to take a drop it falls by degrees.”— Baltimore onles. " I ’ve left my hat In the recep tacle along with the records.” American. Not So Wrong. A Russian applicant for naturaliza tion papers was asked, "What is the constitution of the United States?” "Rugged and healthy," he answered. Of course there is a laugh, but still he said something.— Washington Her ald. The Trouble. New Creature. “ The woman of today Is a most "Why are you moving from your practical and resourceful creature," suburban home?” said the man who has known a few. " I ’m run down.” "What makes you think so?” a "Malaria?” friend asked “ The unsentimental attitude of a “ No; gossiping neighbors."— Boston girl I know. 1 told her that she had Transcript. Inspire«! some of my best poems. She didn’t say a word about the poems, Guess What. but she wrote to my publisher for a Edith— My brother says that your percentage of the royalties.” new beau is In the stock market. Is ” 1 don’t think it pays to fight other he a bull or a bear? Betty —Well, I don’t ju st know; but people’s battles." "That’s right; unless you happen to he has some of the bcar’a proclivities. — Exchange he a lawyer."— Boston Transcript. Anticipates Them. SOUR, ACID STOMACHS, GA8ES OR INDIGESTION “ My husband Is very devoted; be ---------- anticipates my every wish." Each "Pape’s Dlapepsln" Digests J000 ',8o..d"V* ">y husband mine, when- grains food, ending all stomach | ‘’ver he . •JfI *?****?, “ J h, “ misery In five mlnut.s. tor something be lights out. -Boston Transcript. Time It! In fl minutes all it<vm sch distress will go. No Indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of gas. acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dlxxineaa, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape’s Dlapepsln Is noted for Its speed In regulating upset stomachs It la the surest, quickest stomach rem edy in the whole world and besides It is harmless. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large flfty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln from any drug store. You realise tn five minutes how needless It ts to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It’s the quickest, surest and most harmless stomach I as I k « «■«/.pM V T [ 11 | \ V JV A B SO R B ine " T e s e t W ash « lus * at oh Rntiice* Bursal I nlargementa. T h ick en ed . Sw ollen I issues, Curbs, Filled Tendons, Sore- ness from Bruises or Strains; steps Spann l inivnv**, all*v* psis. Doc* not bli«tcr, remove the hair ov Uv up the hor*«. $2 00 a bottle at ilniggi*«« or delivered. B ook I M free. AH S O K H IN 6 . J R . I r mankiad-sn satiwptic liniment lor bruise*, cut*, wounds, •tram*, painful, tmdlen vein* Of gland*. It heal* and *oofhe*. $1 00 a bottle at drug- gii«« or po'tpa- L Will tell you more ii yoe write. Made in the U. S. A . by • I lOONS. f 9 f. tot T*e*i* k . IfnagftaM, Mm.
