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J L A R G E S T u4 F IN E S T
1 HOTEL ■ At NORTHWEST1-
Eric V . H a u le r, P reiid en t.
j5 5 0
75
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■ Day Up T ,
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t í Awenca's Eireptimai U M t b ^ V
M o t o r c y c le s
$40 and Up
W rite for list A o f rebuilt H arley-
F'aviddons. Indiana. Excelsior*. Etc.
Harley - Davidson
Service Center
for the N orthw est.
Largest exclu-
I si ve dealers o f Motorcycles in N . W .
MOTORCYCLE A M M IV CO.. IftC.
209 Fourth St.
Portland. Ore
Prohibition Attitude in tho Senate.
One reason (or the remarkable prog
ress that prohibition U making can be
found In the attitude of men who
themselves take a tolerant attitude
toward the use of liquor, but have
been impressed by the wreck which
is wrought by alcohol all around them.
Typical of this is a statement made
by Senator Smith of Georgia when
announcing that he »a s going to vote
in favor of prohibition for Washing
ton:
“ With me opposition to the use of
! spirituous and intoxicating drink has
been a gradual growth. When I leave
I myself free t' _ Ink about It and rea
lize the skelt ~ s found In almost ev
ery home as a result of Its use, I have
j reached the place where I am willing
never to have It on my table any
more, although I enjoy a glass of wine
myself; and I am willing in my state
and hope in my state this next sum
mer to help make it absolutely dry."
— From Collier's Weekly for February
3rd.
Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa
tion are relieved by Garfield Tea.
WHEN SHIPPING PRODUCE
TRY U8
Gay Life in Brooklyn,
This, remarks the Pittsburgh Post,
is how a Brooklynite has spent the 36
years of his life:
POULTRY u d
We are 36 years of age, and this is
Portland, Or. DRESStD KEATS how we have spent our time:
One year buttoning our collar.
Two years tying our necktie.
n i | | | > Veal, Pork. Beef.
Seven years waiting in barber
I p
Poultry, Butter, Egg*
shops.
* - '1 * * *
and Farm Produce
Four years looking at punk musical
to the Old Reliable Everdinir house with a
comedies.
record o f 45 years o f Square Dealinjrs. and
Six months sleeping.
be a asu m l o f T O P M A R K E T PR IC E S.
Nine years dodging bill collectors.
F. M. CRONKH1TE
Two years waiting for trains.
45-47 Front Street
Portland, Oreron
Three years waiting for our wife to
get dressed.
Two years chewing tough beefsteak.
Four years looking for jobs.
Six months working.
V
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Eccs
Don’t Have Catarrh
O ne efficient way to remove
nasal catarrh is to treat its cause
which in most cases is physical
weakness. Th e system needs
more oil and easily digested
lia utd-food, and you w ou ld
take a spoonful of
scorn
EMULSION
after each meal to enrich your
blood and help heal the sensi
tive membranes with its pure
oil-food properties.
T h e results o f this S c o f f ’s
tr e a tm e n t w ill
surprise those who have used
irritating snuffs and vapors.
E m ulsion
Get the Genuine SCOTT’S
I* needed promptly to
ward otT
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COLDS AN0 LA GRIPPE A*k for
l A f r r i f C ’ iRIAK-UP-A-COLO
L V V C t A a TABLETS . 25c
All druggist* sell them.
A If*
SALTS FINE FOR
[GoodHediciae
Without Operation
Cancers
Goiters
Tum ors
Apendicitis
Rheumatism
Eczem a
C atarrh
AnpyloHis
Hamonriloida
A sthm a
Diabetes
B righ ts
disease.
H abits and chronic diseases o f
every description and kind.
1
have cured thousands o f people
in the last 12 years by the use o f
Radium. X Ray, Electric C u r-
rents. L igh t*. Rakeovens, V ib ra -
tors. M agnetic W’aves, Ozone.
Packs. Diet, Adjustm ents. M an-
ipulationa, Maas age wd Baths.
Consultation free. W rite
D R W . E. M A L L O R Y .
600-5 B road w ay Bldg,
Portland.
-
-
Oregon
10 CENT “CASCARETS"
W e cat too much meat w hich
IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and Bowels— They
work while you sleep.
Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
clogged bowels, which cause your
“ C. B .” M IN E R S & CO.
stomach to become filled with undi
UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage In a swill barrel. That’s
AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AMO REBUILDING.
I . (. CM FIFTH aho G ulls sis
P S IT U S i, OIEOOM. the first step to untold misery—Indi
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
skin, mental fears, everything that Is
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA’BARK, horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will give your constipated
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
He Riot all yau have, write for prices uo shipping tigs bowels a thorough cleansing and
T he H. F. N orton C o . Portland. Ore.; Seattle, Wo straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep— a 10-cent box
from your druggist will keep you feel
O regon V ulcanizino C ompany ing good for months.
moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St.. Port
land. O re. L a rgest Tiro R epair Plant
in the N o rth w est.
Country service a
specialty. U se Parcel Post.
Machinery
Second-Hand M achin
ery bought, sold and
exchanged: e n g i n e s ,
boilers, sawmills, etc. J. E. M artin Co.. 83 lat
8 t.. Portland. Send fo r Stock L ist and prices.
WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES
For their good parts. Parts at h alf price.
We
can duplicate most any part. W e have w recked
over 100 different makes o f cars o f recent date. I f
In need o f any w rite to A u to W reck in g Co., £9
N orth Broadway, Portland. Oregon.
L E A R N A T R A D E . G as Tractor and A u to
mobile men are in demand. W e are giv in g a com
plete course in both fo r the price o f one tuition,
fo r a short time only. L a r g e class now g ra d u a t
ing and have room fo r few more men. C atalog
and details free. Hemphul’s Trade Schools, 20th L Hawthorne
Portland, O re g o n .
FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney^
O rganizer and Developer. Patents secured or Fee
Refunded. F R E E . Toy X -R a y Plate: shows every
bone in your body right through your clothing.
Suites 701. 701A. 701B. 7U1C. Central bldg.. Seattle
S T U D Y bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy,
salesmanship. E nglish branche*, at an accredited
school; write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue;
graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-W 'alker
Business College. 167 4th Street, near Morrison.
Portland. Oregon.
Land Grant Brief Filed,
Washington, D. C.— The government
has hied its brief in the Supreme court
against the Oregon & California Rail
road company in the government’s suit
to recover 2,300,000 acres of land in
Oregon, valued at more than $30,000,-
000, granted in 1800 and 1870 to cer
tain railroads upon condition that they
would sell the land to settlers at not
more than $2.50 an acre. The govern
ment contends that the conditions were
broken by the railroads and seeks to
have the Supreme court affirm the de
cision of the lower court.
Commissions Are Open.
Washington, D. C. Oregon boys be
tween the ages of 20 and 25 who desire
to become second lieutenants in the
Marine Corps will have opportunity to
take a competitive examination July
10. The examinations will be held at
Portland, Baker or Klamath Kails.
Tennessee River Rising,
,
Chattanooga—The Tennessee river
continues to rise and Chattanooga prac
tically is an island.
Railway traffic
has been impeded, and 6000 persons
have been driven from their homes.
The Injured One.
“ It would seem,” said the tourist,
“ that you Arkansas people would be
quicker to resent the slurs and sneer
ing jokes about yourselves that are
constantly being published In the
papers?"
"W ell,” replied Mr. Gap Johnson of
Rumpus Ridge, Ark., ’T v e noticed
that when you fling a rock into a pack
of dogs the one that hollers Is the
one that got hit.”—Kansas City Star.
’S Death on Feathers.
“ Mother, has Fido gone to heaven?”
asked little Mamie, who had been told
that a little sister was there.
“ Dogs don’t go to heaven," said
mother, "but little sister is there and
she is an angel, you know, with
wings.”
Mamie thought a moment and said;
“ Maybe It is just as well, for Fido
was death on feathers, you know.”—
Exchange.
Give Him Time.
"They say his wife has money."
“ Well, that isn’t his fault. They’ve
only been married a short time.”
Father’s Wish.
“ Do you believe the lion and the
lamb will ever lie down together?
“ It may happen, but if I were the
lamb, I should be mighty timid about
objecting if the lion happens to snore.”
— Exchange.
For a disordered liver, take Garfield
Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists.
A Pattern.
Mrs. Simpson had taken her little
daughter out to tea with her, and dur
ing the meal was horrified to see the
child trying to force a thick piece of
bread into a very small pocket.
“ Why, Marlon,” she said In shocked
surprise, "what on earth are you do
ing?”
“ That’s all right, mother,” her small
daughter assured her. " I ’m just tak
ing this slice back to nursie for a pat
tern.”— Exchange.
E
Nobody can Tell when you
Darken (¡ray. Faded Hair
with Sage Tea.
Grandmother kept her hair beauti
fully darkened, glossy and attractive
with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
^ ^ i t f l s h FS • • 1 ila ik ia i . tl.? S *y
Whenever her hair took on that dull,
F s i I i i l i i i W ” :L n
. • L7S
faded or streaked appearance, this
T « a Ha-.« m 2 1 l i r * L
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simple mixture was applied with won
hsr-Kkt . -IS’ Stodw . . IBS
»- n MacSiac C um w:r* 1-3 airtioa c*nnd*e*. derful effect. By asking at any drug
C u - m , 1 In loO pron to-«su atoll for ara
and land. Fras arrala!— 1917 E rcloprdia csr- store for "W yeth’s Sage and Sulphur
alot. I I f*. U‘oa . read* ts Mar Mailrd 50c. Compound,” you will get a large bot
i a a a f f —aw, SOI Bl osR—sy. r*sw_Tasfc_ tle of this old-time recipe, improved
by the addition of other Ingredients,
all ready to use, for about 60 cents
This simple mixture oan be depended
Q o r Q Q
upon to restore natural color and
beauty to the hair.
A well-known downtown druggist
say* everybody uses Wyeth's Sage
and 8ulphur Compound now because
it darkens to naturally and evenly
F o r C o n s tip a tio n
that nobody can tell It baa been ap
H e i d d c h e J j u l i ^ s t i o n . r t c . plied—it's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, taking
one strand at a time. By morning
r a n d r e t h
the gray hair disappears; after an
E
other application or two. It ts restored
to Its natural color and looks glossy,
soft and beautiful. This preparation
a a delightful toilet requisite
It la
X L
| not Intended for the cure, mitigation
tl. 1017.
1 or prevention of disease
P. S
N. a U.
f e and No. Sure
As MY AUCTION BARGAINS
E v e r y Niqht
PILLS
I NSURANCE
Against Sudden Death.
9hs Had Hsard of One.
"Whoever saw a perfect man?"
asked an evangellat at a revival meet
ing. “ There is no such thing. Every j
man haa hla faults, plenty of them."
Of course, no one had ever seen a
perfect man, and consequently the ]
statement of the revivalist was re -1
celved with silence.
The revivalist
continued:
“ Whoever saw a perfect woman?" |
At this juncture a tall, thin woman!
arose.
"Do you mean to say, madam,” the
evangelist asked, "that you have seen
a perfect woman?”
“ Well, I can't just say that I have1
seen her." the woman replied, “ but I
have heard a great deal about her—
my husband's first wife."— Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
Before an Insurance Company will
take a risk on your life the examining
piivL cian will test the uriue and report
whether you are a gnnl risk. When
yi-.ir kidneys get sluggish ami clog,
vou suffer frum backache, sick-head-
ache, dizzy spells, or the twinges and
pains of lumbago, rheumatism and
gout. The uriue is often cloudy, full
of sediment; channels often get sore
and sleep is disturbed two or three
times a night. Tins is the time you
should consult some physician of u ide
experience—such as Dr. Fierce of the
Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y. Send him 10 cents for
fample package of his new discovery,
Take care of your health and wealth
" Anuric.” Write him your symptoms will take care o f you. Garfield Tea
and send a sample of urine for teat. promotes health.
Experience has taught Dr. Bierce that
A Perfect Day.
’’ Atrnric ” is the most powerful agent
Leaning against the aft rail of an
in dissolving uric acid, as hot water
melts sugar; beanies being absolutely East 10th street car one moiuiug
harmless it is endowed with other when the temperature was below zero,
properties, for it preserves the kidneys was a big fellow In a fur-lined overcoat
m a healthy condition by thoroughly and a fur cap. As the car proceeded
cleansing them. Ucinp so many times down-townward it, ur course, became
more active than lithia, it clears the jammed with humanity. Gifts finally
heart valves of any sandy substances crowded in among the men on the
which may
■ V clog
lo f them and checks the back platform. The man in the fur
degeneration of the blood-vessels, as cap smiled and then, across the crisp
well as regulating blood pressure. zeroic air, wafted the whistled notes
''Anuric” is a regular insurance aud of “ A Perfect Day.”
life-saver for all big meat eaters and those
"Listen to that guy whistle ’A Per
who deposit lime-salts in their joints. fect Day,’ ” remarked a half frozen
Ask the druggist for "Anuric” put up hack platformer. ” 1 don’t know wheth
by Dr. Pierce, in 60-cent packages.
er he’s whistling it as a compliment
to his furs or to the fact that there
STRENGTH AND BEAUTY
are ladies on the back platform.”—
Come with Dr. Plorcc's Golden Medical Indianapolis News.
Discovery. This is a l lord cica:
and
alterative that starts the liver und . ’ m-
ach ini') vigorous action. It thus l . sists
the liojy to manufactura riih red blood
which feeds the heart, nerves, brain and
organs of tho body. The organs work
smoothly like machinery running in oil.
And how can you expect to sleep
You fiel clean, strong and s'.reuuous iu-
tonight unless you do something to re
s’ .ui of tired, weak und faint.
lieve tho trouble? Eczema and other
Itching skin troubles don’t often heal
Getting the Best of It.
themselves. But it is surprising how
"Flubdub says It is better to give quickly Hesinol Ointment heals sick
than to receive."
skins.
“ Huh?”
Almost dally we hear from a skin
“ He has Just given his wife a trip sufferer who says “ Resinol Ointment
to Florida."—Louisville Courier-Jour stopped my itching at once and I got
nal.
the first good night's sleep I had had
in weeks. Now my skin Is well.” Res-
Inol Ointment Is sold by all druggists.
Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need a flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
in the kidney region, severe headaches,!
rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid |
stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts
of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys]
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain In the kidney j
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here, W hat Came From Reading
take a tablespoonful In a glass of wa
ter before breakfast for a few days
a Pinkham Adver
and your kidneys will then act fine.
tisement.
This famous salts Is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
Paterson, N. J. — “ I thank you for
bined with lithia, and is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies as they
have made me well
them to normal activity. It also neu
and healthy. Some
tralizes the aclijs In the urine so It no
time ago I felt so
longer Irritates, thus ending bladder
disorders.
run down, had pains
Jad Salts Is harmless; inexpensive;
in my back and side,
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
was very irregular,
water drink which everybody should
tired, nervous, had
take now and then to keep their kid
such bad dreams,
neys clean, thus avoiding serious com
did not feel like eat
plications.
ing and had short
A well-known local druggist says he
f v.
.
breath. I read your
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be
advertisem ent in
lieve in overcoming kidney trouble
T f
*
the newspapers and
while it Is only trouble.
decided to try a bottle of Lydia E. Pink-
Exactly.
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It worked
C. E., 16— I can tell how much water from the first bottle, so I took a second
runs over Niagara Falls to a quart
and a third, also a bottle of Lydia E.
Queen—Well, how much?
Pinkham’s Blood Purifier, and now I am
C. E., 16— Two pints.—Texas Long just as well as any other woman. I ad
horn.
vise every woman, single or married,
who is troubled with any of the afore-
A Christmas Present.
caid ailments, to try your wonderful
It wasn’t much as things befell
Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier
And didn’t cost much pelf.
end I am sure they will help her to get
But still it pleased him pretty well,
The gift he gave himself.
rid of her troubles as they did me.’ ' —
Mrs. E lsie J. V a n d e r S ande , 36 No.
Naturally.
York S t, Paterson, N. J.
“ This year Is going to be lucky be
Write the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
cause It is not an even number.”
Co, (confidential) Lynn, Mass, if you
“ That’s odd."— Baltimore American. Deed special advice.
WOMAN NOW IN
PERFECT HEALTH
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imntt om Having
ALLCOCK'S.
$4
$ 4 .5 0
$5
To that Knd
TRY
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Granulated Eyelids,
Eye* intiarnr.l by expo
sure to Saa, Deal and Slsd
juickly rv.levili by Marlas
t'Rnscdy. NoSmartinf,
jus Evi Comfort. At
Y'-ur Druggist*• 50c per Bottle. Marisa f ys
Salve in Tube* 2 Sc. ForBsokslihefyerre**.k
Druggist* or Mortes f yc Bsasdy Ce.,
HOSTETTER’ S E y e s i
Stomach Bitters
$ 8 * i 8 Rw8MM
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et s h o e * o f flu* tii|;he*t st :tn.l;»r«l o f q u a l i t y f o r t n e p r ic e ,
o n ta g e I fr e e .
r e t u r n until, , p
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t y
LOOK FOR t W . L D o u fU .
and ths retail price
.h
stamped o n .
the - b o ttom .
nam e
f i d (X
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$3.00 $2.50 & $2.00
W. . L.
Donglu
l l*re«ldei*t
“r e »M e o t * u » W
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o u g l»* shoe Co.,.
1HA Spark St.. Hroekton, M h o .
He used a pebble
in his day. to keep
his mouth moist —
WE use
1GLEYS
m
i »•
WRIGLEY.S gives
us a
w h o le s o m e , a n tis e p tic ,
refreshing confection to
take the place of the cave
man’s pebble.
W e help teeth, breath, appetite,
d ig e stio n and d e lic io u s ly
soothe mouth and throat w ith
this welcome sweetmeat.
The W rigley Spearmen want to aend you
their Book o f Gum-ption. Send a posted
lo r ft today,
Wm. W rigley Jr. Co.,
7 3 2 Kesner Building, Chicago.
The Flavor Lasts!
Madge— She and her fiance are
quarreling all the time.
Marjorie— Yes, Isn’t It dreadful!
Why don’t they wait until they’re
married?—Life.
G
$7 &
. L. DjugU» nime xnJ the rruil pace is stomped on the bet*
tom o f *11 shoes it the factory. The value 1 « guaranteed anj 1
the wearvr protected .igam-.t high pnrw for inferior shoes. The J|
retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San B
Francisco than they do in New Yotk. They are always worth die f l
price paid for them.
* T rhe quality of W . I.. Douglas product is guaranteed by more
* than 40 years experience rn making fine shoes. The sm .it
styles are the leaders
the Fashion Centres o f Amcru
They are made in a well*
. equipped factory at Brockton, Mas*.,
by tne highest paid, sk 'led 1 »ftoemok ers, under the direction and
supervision o f experienced men, all working with an honest
determination to make the best shoes for the price that money
can buy.
/ J
Ask your *hoe dealer for W. I.. Dougla* «hoes. I f he eta*
not Nupnlv you with tho kind you wuut, i*k
e
»10
other
ik e n o o t h e r .
limit«*,
W* W rite for iutere»tlii|r
espial
— „ booklet
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— xiiiiK h o w t o L 77
Hypnotism.
“ Do you believe in hypnotism?"
Inquired Miss Cayenne.
“ What do you mean by hypnotism?”
“ The power of one human being to
throw another into slumber and then
play upon his imagination.”
" I ’ll go as far as the slumber part.
Some people can make me sleepy
merely by talking to me.”— Washing
ton Star.
LISTEN TO THIS!
SAYS CORNS LIFT
RIGHT OUT NOW
$6
S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r in g W . L. D o u g la s
s h o e s . F o r sa le b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 s h o o d ealers.
T h e B e*t K n o w n S h o es in tho W o rld .
Irate Client—I never saw a case so
wretchedly bungled. You acted the
fool, sir.
Imperturbable Lawyer—That's all
right. I was acting for you, wasn't
I?—Boston Transcript.
Allcock
Rain.
$ 3 .5 0
Generosity.
“ What do you think of our friend,
the efficiency expert?”
"He's a wonder. He's something
like a fortune teller I once knew. He
could make a colossal fortune on his
own account If he were not so gener
ous about selling precious informa
tion at nominal fees.”— Washington
Star.
In the
Promotion
of Health
P a in In tide.
“ THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE’*
S3
Thales of Miletus.
The first scientific thinker was !
Thales of Miletus, born about 636 B.
C. He w-as the first to attempt a logi
cal solution of material phenomena
without resorting to mythological rep
resentation. In other words, Thales
was tho first man, so far as we know,
to try to find out the actual truth con
cerning the world we live in, Us ori
gin, constitution and destiny.— Ex
change.
Now Sitter Stays Home.
The alleged young woman was out THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
rowing with a possible suitor, and
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
had taken her little sister, who was
exhibiting much fear of tho waves.
Girls! Try it! Hair gets s ft, fluffy
“ Why, Martha, if you are so nerv
and beautiful—Get a 26 cent
ous now, what will you be at my
bottle of Danderlne.
age?”
“ Thirty-nine, I suppose,” meekly
If you care for heavy hair that glis
Value Decreased.
tens with beauty and Is radiant with
“ A fine dog you have there, Jones.” replied the little sister.— Exchange.
life; has an incomparable softness and
“ I ’ll Bell him to you for $5.”
is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne.
Silent Partner Wanted.
"A ll right. Is he Intelligent?"
Just one application doubles the
"Intelligent? Why that dog knows
She— I do not care to marry you. I
beauty
f your hair, besides I imme
as much as I do.”
do not care even to talk to you.
“ Oh, I’ll give you $1 for him.”— Bos
He (a widower)—That Is precisely diately dissolves every particle of
ton TranscripL
the reason I want you to marry me.— dandruff. You can not have nice
heavy, healthy hair if vou have dan
Boston Transcript.
druff. This destructive scurf robs the
To keep clean and healthy take Dr.
hair of its lustre, Its strength and Its
Poor Advertising Medium.
Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. They regu
Caller—As an advertising medium very life, and If not overcome It pro
late liver, bowels and stomach.
your newspaper isn’t worth shucks. I duces a feverishness and it hing of
Trying to Oblige.
put an ad in last week and didn’t get a the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos
en and die; then the hair falls out
“ What’s your name, my poor man?" single answer, not one.
Advertising Manager—That’s too fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
asked the kind-hearted woman.
bad! How was your advertisement Knowlton's Danderlne from “ ny drug
store and just try 1L
"Lady,” replied Plodding Pete, un- worded?
blushingly, “ me name Is ‘Lord Regi
Caller— "A poor young man wants a
Very Puzzling.
pretty wife who can do her own house
nald Courtenay Thorpe.’ "
Eddie, who had always attended a
keeping.”—
Boston
Transcript.
"A re you sure that’s your name?"
Baptist Sunday school, was taken on
“ No. 1 jes’ thought It ’ud be a nice
a visit to Sunday school at a Metho
"This Is a great character In Dick dist church. “ Mamma, how Is this?”
name fur you to use If you wanted to
put de fact dat you had given me a ens— the Artful Dodger. I love the he said. "I thought you said this was
sandwich an’ a cup o’ tea in de soci story.”
a Mefodlst Sunday school.”
“ An automobile story, eh?"— Kan
ety news.”— Washington Star.
“ So it Is, my dear.”
sas City Journal.
“ Well, but, mamma, the lesson was
GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS”
all about John the Baptist.”*
Its
Kind.
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
"Talking about proper punctuating,
Delicious "Fruit Laxative’ can’t harm there is one punctuation mark which
every one feels called on to aim at.”
tender little Stomach, liver
"What mark Is that?’’
and bowels.
“ A target.”— Baltimore American.
Look at the tongue, mother!
If
coated, y r little one’s stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t
sleep, eat or act naturally, or Is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
You corn pestered men and women
sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold,
need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes
give a teaspoonful of “ California
that nearly killed you before, says
Syrup of Figs,” and In a few hours
this Cincinnati authority, because a
all the foul, constipated waste, undi
few drops of freezone applied directly
gested food and sour bile gently moves
on a tender, aching corn or callus,
out of Its little bowels wtthrut grip
■tops soreness at once and soon the
ing. and you have a well, playful child
corn or hardened callus loosens so It
again. Ask your druggist for a 60-
can be lifted out, root and all, with
cent bottle of "California Syrup of
out pain.
Figs.” which contains f 'll directions
It
is
imperative
that
you
A small bottle of freezone costs
for babies children of all ages and for
very little at any drug store, but will
grown-ups.
keep
positively take off every hard or soft
corn or callus. This should be tried,
It Is Inezpenslve and la said not
THE STOMACH NORMAL as
to irritate the surrounding skin.
yettr druggist hasn’t any freezone
THE BOWELS REGULAR tell If him
to get s small bottle for you
from his wholesale drug house. It Is
AND THE UVER ACTIVE fine stuff and acta like a charm every
PLASTERS
time.
T\t World* i G rottoti
Extornal Ktmtdy.
R h e u m a tism ,
Backache,
- A n y Local
W. L. DOUGLAS
Did that itching keep
you awake last night?
Mrs. Quiverfull—There’s one good
Logic.
thing about our girls, John; they are
“ You said your wonderful death
always self possessed.
Quiverfull (grim ly)—Yes; they’re dealing inventions would make war
too self possessed. I wish they’d get Impossible.”
“ Well,” answered the great Inven
someone else to possess them.— Bos
tor ruefully, ”lf everybody on earth
ton Transcript.
is eventually killed off, there can’t
be any more war, can there?"
Hi* Opinion.
Skin’er.
No doubt Jenkins married Lobelia
Genoff for love. At any rate beauty I
can’t have had anything to do with It. I
Her face would have ripened a cheese
or stopped a train.
One day, soon after his marriage, |
Jenkins met a pal and timidly asked
him what he thought of Lobelia.
"Help! Don’t ask m e!” gasped the
^"Beauty Is only skin deep, your
honor!” remonstrated Jenkins, stiffly.
"Skin ’er. then, dear chap!” advised
the pal. "For heaven's sake, skin
’e r !”— Exchange.
clogs Kidneys, then the
B ack hurts.
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t h r iv in g am i p ro d u c in g as »h e should, w h y not
b re a k a w a y fro m the w o r ry ¡imi u r n -r ta tn ty
r i Kt,l now
I " ! W p u c k «* .' o f K o w - K u r e . the
g r e a t c o w m ed icin e, fro m y o u r d r u g g is t o r
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f , ■, , 1 d e a l- r il ml p n n o tor \ "in Hi ir tl.a l it Inis
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our In«, Bunehss, etc
t..n don!
to
use K " w K ur.- on fa it h ; .i tr ia l w ill qhnw d ecld cii v is ib le Im p r o v e
m en t
P u t It to a t e s t— in v e s t to d a y In a f.Oc or »1 0 0 p a ck a g e . Send
fo r o u r fr e e tre a tis e , “ T h e H o m e C o w D oc tor.
I t A l l t V A S S O C IA T IO N CO.. I.y n d n n v llle . V L
The cornerstone laying had been a
brilliant success. The weather was
fine, the spee«'hc8 eloquent, the tnuslo
Impressive. The master of ceremon
ies was very well satisfied with him
self, yet with the dispersal of the
crowd he became strangely excited.
Hurriedly he sought the master ma
son.
"Is It possible to lift the corner
Its Way.
stone again?" he asked.
“ I am afraid not, sir," said the ma
“ The thermometer has a very hu
son. "Have you a particular reason
man way of behaving.”
for
asking?”
"How is that?”
“ I have,” said the master of cere-
“ When It once begins to take a
drop it falls by degrees.”— Baltimore onles. " I ’ve left my hat In the recep
tacle along with the records.”
American.
Not So Wrong.
A Russian applicant for naturaliza
tion papers was asked, "What is the
constitution of the United States?”
"Rugged and healthy," he answered.
Of course there is a laugh, but still
he said something.— Washington Her
ald.
The Trouble.
New Creature.
“ The woman of today Is a most
"Why are you moving from your
practical and resourceful creature," suburban home?”
said the man who has known a few.
" I ’m run down.”
"What makes you think so?” a
"Malaria?”
friend asked
“ The unsentimental attitude of a
“ No; gossiping neighbors."— Boston
girl I know. 1 told her that she had Transcript.
Inspire«! some of my best poems. She
didn’t say a word about the poems,
Guess What.
but she wrote to my publisher for a
Edith— My brother says that your
percentage of the royalties.”
new beau is In the stock market. Is
” 1 don’t think it pays to fight other he a bull or a bear?
Betty —Well, I don’t ju st know; but
people’s battles."
"That’s right; unless you happen to he has some of the bcar’a proclivities.
— Exchange
he a lawyer."— Boston Transcript.
Anticipates Them.
SOUR, ACID STOMACHS,
GA8ES OR INDIGESTION
“ My husband Is very devoted; be
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anticipates my every wish."
Each "Pape’s Dlapepsln" Digests J000
',8o..d"V* ">y husband mine, when-
grains food, ending all stomach
| ‘’ver he
. •JfI *?****?, “ J h, “
misery In five mlnut.s.
tor something be lights out. -Boston
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Time It! In fl
minutes all it<vm
sch distress will go. No Indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of
gas. acid, or eructations of undigested
food, no dlxxineaa, bloating, foul
breath or headache.
Pape’s Dlapepsln Is noted for Its
speed In regulating upset stomachs
It la the surest, quickest stomach rem
edy in the whole world and besides It
is harmless. Put an end to stomach
trouble forever by getting a large
flfty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln
from any drug store. You realise tn
five minutes how needless It ts to suf
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It’s the quickest,
surest and most harmless stomach
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Curbs, Filled Tendons, Sore-
ness from Bruises or Strains;
steps Spann l inivnv**, all*v* psis.
Doc* not bli«tcr, remove the hair ov
Uv up the hor*«. $2 00 a bottle
at ilniggi*«« or delivered. B ook I M free.
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satiwptic liniment lor bruise*, cut*, wounds,
•tram*, painful, tmdlen vein* Of gland*. It
heal* and *oofhe*. $1 00 a bottle at drug-
gii«« or po'tpa- L Will tell you more ii yoe
write. Made in the U. S. A . by
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