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Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce Ship THOUSANDS MARCH TOR PREPAREDNESS To the Old Reliable E rerd in « houae with a record o f 45 yean» o f Square Dealing« and be assured of Top Market Prices. F. M. CRONKHITE, 45-47 Front St. Chicago Has 130,214 People in line In Behalf of Defense. P O R T LA N D . O R E PORTLAND HAS BIG SHOWING Mr. Dairyman Don’t Misa Our O ffer for June 7 or 8 During the Rose Festival we shall have e x ceptional demands for Hazelwood Butter and Ice Cream, and your help is wanted to supply the demand. We w ill present you u ith One Hagers A I Silver Plated Salad F ork i f you get a neighbor who is not ahipi ing ua now to lend us a can o f good cream to urrive in Portland June 7 or 8. Th ' new patron will also receive this souvenir. Send us all the good cream you can. H A Z E L W O O D CO.. P O R T L A N D Other Cities Also Indulge in Monster Celebrations to Give Emphasis to National Welfare Call. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; G EN ER A L CROP CONDITIONS Portland — Wheat — Bluestem, 98c per bushel; fortyfold, 90c; club, 88c; red F ife, 88c; red Russian, 88c. Hay— Eastern Oregon timothy, $24 Gi.24.50 per ton; valley timothy, $21(£ 22; alfalfa, old crop. $17@18. M illfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $26(8 26.50 per ton; shorts, $29 <8 29.50; rolled barley, $31.50^32.50. Corn— Whole, $36 per ton; cracked, $37. Vegetables— Artichokes, $1 dozen; tomatoes, $5 per crate; cabbage, $2.50(§3 per hundred; garlic, 10c per pound; peppers, 25c; eggplant, 20(8 25c; horseradish, 8Jc; lettuce, i'h ii 2.40 per crate; cucumbers, 75c(8$l per dozen; spinach, 4<8<>c per pound; asparagus, 90cfq$1.50 per dozen; rhu barb, 1» g i 2 c per pound; peas, 9(ftl0c; cauliflower, $1.25 per crate. Potatoes — Jobbing prices: Oregon, $1.50; California, new, 3 @ 3»c per pound. Onions—Oregon, $1.50(82 per sack; California red, $2.25 per sack. Green Fruits — Strawberries, Ore gon, $2.25(0,2.75 per crate; apples, $1 <8 1.75 per box; gooseberries, 4 (8 5c per pound; cherries, $1(81.50 per box; cantaloupes, $4.50(85 per crate; apri cots, $1.50 per box. Eggs — Oregon ranch, current re- cipts, 23Jc perdozn; candled, 24c. Poultry— Hens, 15@15»c per pound; stags, 12c; broilers, 20<d25c; turkeys, live, 18(n20e; turkeys, dressed, choice, 23 gi 25 c ; ducks, 15@16c; geese, 10c. Butter— Exchange price, cubes, ex tras, 25 fc; cubes, prime firsts, 25c; firsts, 24»c. Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 27(o29c; butterfat, No. 1, 27c; No. 2, 25c; Portland. V eal— Fancy, 11(811 ¿c per pound. Pork— Fancy, l l ( u l l » c per pound. Cattle — Steers, choice grain and pulp, $8.90(89; choice hay, $8.50 @ 8.85; choice grass, $8(0 8.50; good, $8 .15@8.50; medium, $7.60(88; cows, choice, $7.50(87.75; good, $6.75(87.25; medium, $6.25(0,7.25; heifers, $5.50(8 8; bulls, $3(86; stags, $4.50(87. Hogs — Prim e light, $8.75@8.85; good to prime, $8.50 <8 8.75; rough heavy, $8(88.50; pigs and skips, $7.50 THE VALVELESS PUMP le t s H n r t f p « » « . le t s < oil, Mott Efficient for Irrigation, Mining, Kir*» Protection and Domestic Uaen. Small. Light, Powerful. N o V n lve». No Plungers. No Cylin ders. Destructive High Speeds Eliminated. Pump Buna on Low Speed. W ill Pump W ater and A ir Simul taneously. W ill Pump boiling water. Hasrvc- __ ord for vertical auction L ift o f 33 6 feet Can bv Installed by Anyone. Impossible to Make a Mistake. Deliver* More Water, with far I .ass Horsepower, than Any Pump Known. No Priming Required at A ny Reasonable Suction. W rite for Catalog. Prices and Testimonials before you buy. Morv W a ter DON’T POLISH YOUR PIANO Portland Y.M . C. A. Auto School KIRK’S ARMY AND NAVY GOODS 8th Floor Title & Truat llldg , A Kansas Editorial Greatly Aided by Zeppelins— It warmed our hearts the other day to see a top buggy, new and glisten ing, claim a place among the motor cars and farm wagons in the rank around Centerville's court house square. When we found out who own ed that buggy we couldn't help but chuckle. Hodge's boy has the right idea: gasoline can burn up the roads, but a trusty old nag with a buggy will find the shortest way to Sarah's heart. Bide your time. Jim! The good old country buggy is still the king of siege guns In Centerville’s affairs of affec tion. T w o or three nights a week young Shaw takes Sarah for a spin in his flivver. W ell, let him and as o f ten as he wants! Mere speed can't win a girl like Sarah. Give Shaw his choice moonlight nights and be you content with the dark ones. His eyes are always on the road. His hands are busy with the steering wheel. His voice is drowned in chugs and whirs and sputters. Here lies yuu, iuemi- parahle advantage, Jim; you can lay down the reins! A long road and a shadowy one. Something to say and an eternity to say it.— Colliers. Casualties Reported High. In e x p re s s ib le of being able to eat without any annoying distress must have its beginning in a strong, active stomach. If you suffer from poor appetite, heartburn, cramps, biliousness, constipation or malaria, JUST TRY H O STETTER ’S Stomach Bitters Copper Mine Reopened. Baker, Or.— Once abandoned as an unprofitable venture, the old Paymas ter mine, a copper property in the Eagle Mountains, is being reopened, since the traces o f the rare ore, molyb- damite, with a market value o f $3000 a ton, have been found. W. A. G il liam, Isaac and GriBwold M iller and Bradley Broa., owners o f the property, also believe that a considerable income may be netted from the main copper ore bodies. Assays just made o f some o f the ore samples g iv e 64.3 per cent values, meaning, at the present quota tions, from $300 to $400 a ton. Mail Rifled o f S4000. Roundup, Mont— A pouch containing registered mail was cut open and rifled o f between $4000 and $5000 in curren cy in the Milwaukee depot in Roundup Thursday night, according to informa tion given out by postal authorities. The cache is said to have consisted o f bank remittances and postal funds from Klein to the depositary at H el ena. The registered packages were inclosed in an ordinary first-class mail pouch. The robbery was not discov ered until the clerk on the train opened the pouch to sort its contents. Straw berries Are M ore Plentiful. Portland— Receipts o f Oregon straw berries were larger the first o f the week and prices were lower than last week, with sales at $2.25(82.50. Ken- newicks fold at $3.25. California lo ganberries were offered at $1.25011.50 a tray and were slow sale. California currants were quoted at $1.25 a crate. A half car o f cantaloupes arrived and sold fairly well at $4.60 and $5. The last car o f Florida tomatoes o f the season waa received. They sold at $5 a crate. N ew green corn from the South was put on tale at $1 a dozen. Japanese Honor J. J. Hill. Seattle — T o honor the memory of James J. H ill for his part in develop ing trade between the United States and Japan, 60 Japanese business*men o f Seattle gathered at a dinner as guests o f C. T. Takahaahi, president of the Japanese association o f North America, and for 20 years a friend of Mr. H ill. Tributes to the dead "e m pire builder” were given by prominent Japanese. A large portrait o f James J. H ill, supplemented by an emblem with an elaborate wreath, hung at one end o f the hall. Moisture Lowara Price. Chicago— Breaking o f the drouth in K O V ER A LLS - A « £ . u S o a t . O f r Keep Kids Kleen The nv«t practical, healthful, playtime farntcTW» ever inrttUrd for children I to r years of age. Mace m one pwre with drop back. E i d i Willed on or o# Lnaly washed No baht dufec bands to «op rimriaboa. Made in blue derm, and bl.« and white Fur Lory «rip*-» f.w afl the year round Also lighter weight, fail-color material to dark blue, cadet blue, toe or dark red for summer wear, all a;propnatefy M a ted noth fait - trior galaten Madeir Dutch aeck w«h e.tow 75c the suit If v-AW dealer can n r aupphr yon. We witt «md the», rf-arger trtgBM On rereift ré pnre. 7 5< each. F REE Beware 4 ' mom na L t»4 fa r U e J t by dw T w o H a m a on the L ab d . L e ti Sfniuii A C o, San Fran* AaarOa* 6RA«0 M i l i t m M l L No. 24. 1916 P. N. U. 1 t t 'H F N 1 «T r iti* « to * + w rru m r% . t torn t h * . p a p a r . p in - H Kansas and Oklahoma resulted in lower pricr fo r wheaL Fresh rainfalls that gave moisture where much needed in the Southwest le ft the wheat bulls without any immediate argument to uphold beliefs in higher values. Aa a consequence, commission houses were liberally supplied with orders to sell out biddings and it was apparent that speculative bears had no intention to delay putting cut good-sised lines be fore prices show too much decline. GREATEST BATTLE IN HISTORY All-Night Engagement in North Sea Prices. “ You must have cut a dash in Italy." 10,000 March at Salt Lake, “ Why do you say that?” Salt Lake C ity— The "preparedness” “ I hear you rented a palace.” here Saturday afternoon “ W ell, the real estate agent called parade It a palace. Real estate agents, the brought out a body o f marchers es world over, are much alike."— Louis timated at more than 10,000. ville Courier-Journal. 6 0 00 Parade at Lima. Lima, O.— Six thousand prepared Dr. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet ness advocates marched in a parade for a laxative three for a cathartic. here Saturday. Every marcher car ried a flag. The Substitute. “ Does heap big Indian ever smoke 5000 in Parade at Springfield, O. the pipe of peace any more?" Springfield, O. — C ity and eounty "N ot these days.” said the Carlisle officials led a preparedness parade in graduate. “ Have a cigaret?” — Louis which 5000 persons participated here ville Courier Journal. Saturday. I he explosives that get stumps out cleanest and cheapest are those that have a heaving and lifting effect, shattering the stumps just enough to break them up. Then you can handle them easily. “ 1 he farmer,” says an Experiment Station, ‘‘should use an explosive th at stands all ordinary shocks of handling and does not easily freeze. He does not need tue expensive nitro glycerine explosives.” Thousands use Portland. Ore. A Full Line ol Big Values at Low ELECTRIC MOTORS fourleen British, Nine German Ships Admitted to Have Been Sunk. S a v e M o n e y o n Y o u r S tu m p B la s tin g — TH E V A L V L E S 8 P U M P CO., Chicago— The greatest parade ever held in Chicago ended Saturday night after 130,214 persons, one-sixth of whom were women, had filed through the streets in the preparedness demon stration. The parade was 11» hours in passing. More than 1,000,000 per sons are estimated to have witnessed SIXTH A N D EV E R E TT STS. it. The night division was made up Four Blocks from Union Station. Under new management. A ll rooms newly decorated. largely o f m ilitia organizations, which S PE C IA L R A TE S BY W E E K O R M O NTH included all branches of the army and Rate» 50c. 75c. $ I. $1.50 Per Day. navy service. The parade began at 9 o ’ clock in the morning and did not conclude until nearly midnight. A il day long and far into the night Until you have read our free instructions on the the marchers, massed from curb to care o f your piano. The result o f 30 years’ ex curb, roiled like a tide through the perience absolutely free fo r the asking. streets. I t was as i f the great sky scrapers were the banks o f a river and A R D R E Y P IA N O TU N IN G CO., 621 Glenwood Are. PO RTLAN D . ORE the marching thousands, each person with an American flag, the wuter mov ing between them. Onion Seed Poor. Major General T. H. Barry, com The average germination percentage mander o f the Central department, U. of onions in Oregon Is low this year, S. A., who sat in the review in g stand, Day and night classes. Expert training only 51.90% germinating, as compared in repairing, driving and machine work, declared it to be the greatest and most with 75.13% for last year. The ger including forge, lathe, shaper, drill press, 1 inspiring spectacle he had ever w it mination of over 34% of the onion tractors, etc. Time unlimited. CO M PE nessed. T E N T CHAU FFEU RS A N D M EC H AN samples was below 25%. ICS S U P P L IE D . W R IT E US. The demonstration impressed by its j Ontons make up over ten per cent of all germination tests made in the ! bulk, and by the absence, to a large Oregon Branch Seed Testing Labora extent, o f the hilarity accompanying tory this year. most parades. There were no floats, @ 8 . no comic costumes and little o f the Sheep — Yearlings, $8(<i9; wethers, Practical Prohibition. i holiday spirit apparent. The airs 3 rd a S tark S ts ., P ortland , O re . $7@7.60; ewes, $5.50(86.60; lambs, “ I understand you are now one of i played by the bands either were pat $8@9.25. _ _ _ _ _ the officials of Crimson Gulch." riotic or m ilitary. “ Yep," replied Bronco Hob “ I come • in on the prohibition ticket.” SEND FOR OUR CATALOGUE Idaho Crops Have Suffered. Portland Has 15.000 in Line. “ And how is prohibition working Portland— Prepare! This was the The monthly bulletin o f the Caldwell out?” "Fine. W e ’ve got it fixed now so I f you cannot come to unquestioned sentiment of what is Commercial Bank, just issued, says: Portland to get your that nobody but the particular friends variously estimated at between 15,000 eyes fitted. I will send Crops have suffered quite severely of ua authorities can buy or sell a my method o f test- and 20,000 citizens who marched drop.” — W ichita Kagle. f 'ou ng eyes by mail. N ot through Portland’s streets Saturday since our last letter, due to cold as desirable an person al service but much night, their shoulders squared, their weather. On May 9, 10 and 11 a cold better than going w ith heads up, alert and ready, facing the wave extending over this entire sec out glasses needed or tryin g to fit yourself. duties o f today w ith confidence and tion o f Idaho, and with a low temper Outfit sent on application. STAPLES, the Jew eler-Optician, 266 Morrison sL. Portland, Oregon courage. ature o f 20 degrees above zero re It was one o f the biggest parades ever held in Portland. It required one ported, killed practically all of the HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, hour and five minutes to pass a given fru it and damaged the grain and hay point. WOOL AND MOHAIR. crop to some extent, nipped the less On this basis it is estimated that We «ant all you nave. Write tor prices and shipping tags hardy garden truck, damaged the roses THI H. F. N orton C o . forttand. Ore, Seett.e, Wo the number in line was approximately 15,000. This was the figure of Judge I and w ill mean quite a heavy financial The strawberry C. U. Gantenbein, chairman o f the loss to the country. committee on arrangements, who saw crop seems to have survived the best the entire lines pass in review. o f any o f the fruits. Since May 18 Bought, Sold, Rented end Repaired Other unofficial estimates placed the W A L K E R E LE C TR IC W O RKS the rainfall has been considerable and Burnside, cor. 10th. Portland, Ore. number at as high as 20,000. The marching column called a**en- o f much benefit. The temperature for the month has been below average. Double Tread Punctur; Poor Tires tion to a world on fire, and drew all The usual anticipated rise in the Made from your old ones Last long eyes to the lamentable fact that Am er as Brand New I I RES W rite us. price o f wheat at this Beason has failed ica is livin g in a house immeasurably OREGON V U LC A N IZIN G CO.. this year. In fa ct an uncertain mar far from being fire-proof. 550 Washington St., Portland. Ore The flags that fluttered everywhere | ket with a downward tendency has waved the messaged to prepare, to ruled recently. The Caldwell M illing When Whipping Cream. guard the country from every possible Elevator company report paying $1.35 T o prevent splashing and waste ill, and they roused in the watching per cwt. fo r wheat, $1.15 fo r oats and $1.25 fo r barley. when beating > ggs or whipping cream thousands the spirit o f the occasion. Heavy shipments of hay were made with an e;:g beater, cut a piece of clean white cloth or brown paper during the past month and practically School Girls Form Living Flag. across at right angles in the middle Providence, R. I .— Rhode Island men 1 all of the 1915 crop is cleaned up. The so there will be four small flaps. Pull first crop o f a lfa lfa w ill not be up to the paper down over the handle of the and women 52,522 strong marched here average, due to the cold weather, and egg beater and let the outer part of Saturday in a preparedness parade. w ill be somewhat late. the paper cover the edge of the bowl. The procession was nearly seven hours | 63 Y e a r« a Family Medicine in passing the review in g stand. A He Knew. feature was a livin g flag, composed of Cantaloupes on Market. "T h e man is best governed who is 1560 schoolgirls. Spokane — In spite o f the wet and Age of Corzeta. least governed.” chilly weather the stores have man N o one can say Just when corsets 17,000 Parade in Rain, "That's a man's theory," spoke up a henpecked husband. "T h e women Hartford, Conn.— Men and women, aged to make a brave Bhow o f spring first originated, but that they are of have never subscribed to that as yet." estimated in number at fu lly 17,000, fru it and vegetables, although the great antiquity is proved by the fact that Terence, a famous Homan drama — Louisville Courier Journal. marched here Saturday afternoon in a local products have been retarded. The tist, whose plays have survived 1,800 “ preparedness parade,” Rain fe ll at tw o novelties to be found are canta years, describes one of his characters For crushed finder thoroughly apply frequent intervals, but the 16 divisions loupes at 15 to 25 cents each and apri as being "not like one of our gtrls Hanford's Balsam. Adv. swung steadily along, taking nearly cots at 26 cents a pound or 75 cents a whose mother compels her to tighten two and a half hours to pass a given box. Temporary Condition. Cherries from C alifornia are her body In order that she may have " I saw you out In your new car yes point. fa irly plentiful at 25 centa a pound a small waisL” terday." alike for the light and dark varieties. It Stirred His Bile, Though. 5 0,000 in St. Louis Demonstration. “ Did I look like a motorist?" The supply o f asparagus has been “ I've just left Walker. He's laid up “ W ell. no. You had an air of re St. Louis— More than 50,000 St. lessened by climatic conditions and the In bed.” sponsibility that gave you away, but Louisians marched through the streets “ Bilious attack?” that will disappear In time."— Birm here Saturday to demonstrate the local crop has scarcely been touched. Warm er weather w ill bring it in more “ Automobillous. He was knocked Ingham Age-Herald. city ’ s overwhelm ing favor toward Na- abundantly. down and very badly bruised."— Bos toinal preparedness. ton Tranecript. Somewhat Euphonious. N e w H o u sto n H o te l GERMANS VICTORS IN BIG SEA EIGHT HELP FOR WORKING WOMEN Some H ave to K eep on Until They Alm ost Drop. H o w M r«. Conley G ot Help. Here is s letter from a woman who had to work, but was too weak and suf fered too much to continue. How she regain«.I health Frankfort, K y . - ” I enffered so much With female weakness that I could not do my own work, hail to hire It dons. ,1 h e a r d so much »bout Lydia K.i'ink- ham a V e g e t a b l e Compound t h a t I tried iL 1 took threa bottles and I found i t to I s a l l y o n claim. Now I feel as w-ll as ever I did and am able to do all my own work again. I recommend It to any woman suffering from female weakness. You may pub lish my letter i f you wish. ” Mrs. J ames CtmLrr.r.li S t Clair SL, Frank fort, Ky. No woman suffering from any form o f female tumble* should lose hope until she has given Lydia K Bini ham’s V eg etable Compound a fair triaL This famous remedy, the medicine* ingredienui o f which are derived f r o » native roots and herb«, has for forty years proved to he a meat valuable tonic and invigoratorof the female organism. A ll w o m en a r e in vited to w r i t « to the I.ydiu $1. I ’inkhnni M e d i cine C o., L yn n , M a o - fo r special *d v ic e , - it w ill be c u u D d m tia L London — Picking its way from its base in the K iel Canal, the German high-sea fleet Wednesday afternoon emerged into the North Sea, and, off the roast o f Jutland, engaged a British fleet throughout the afternoon and night in what probably was the great est naval battle in the world’ s history so far as tonnage engaged and tonnage destroyed was concerned. When the battle ended Great Britain had lost the battle cruisers Queen Mary, Indefatigable and Invincible, the cruisers Defence, Black Prince and W arrior and eight torpedo boat de stroyers. The German battleship Pommern was sent to the bottom by a torpedo and the cruiser Wiesbaden sunk by the British gunfire. In addition several German torpedo craft are missing and the small cruiser Frauenlob was seen badly listing and was believed to have gone to the bottom. These losses have all been admitted by Great Britain and Germany. Aside from Great B ritain’ s conceded losses, Germany says that the British battleship Warsprite, sister ship of the Queen Elizabeth, and one of the largest and most powerful ships afloat, had t>een sunk; that the battleship Marlborongh, a vessel o f 25,000 tons, had been hit by a torpedo, and a sub marine had been destroyed. Great Britain also added to Ger many’s acknowledged losses with the claim that one dreadnaught of the Ger- mna Kaiser class vessels o f 24,700 tons and carrying a complement of 1088 men— had been attacked and de stroyed by British torpedo c ia ft; that another battleship o f the same class was lielieved to have been sunk by gunfire; that one battle cruiser had been blown up and two others damaged and that six destroyers and a subma rine also had been sent to the bottom. Great B ritain’s admitted loss in ton nage was 114,810 for six battle cruis ers and cruisers. That o f Germany, excluding the tonnage of the Wiesba den, o f which vessel there is no rec ord, was 15,172. That the casualties in the fighting off Jutland were heavy is indicated by the fact that o f the crew o f some 900 on board the Indefatigable only two men are known to have been saved. Six Zeppelins participated in the naval engagement, according to a dis patch from Copenhagen to the Daily Mail. One o f the dirigibles, the I.-24. was hit several times and badly dam aged, the re|x>rt says, but she waa able to reach the Schleswig coast. Several o f her men were wounded, and all of her supplies had to be thrown over board. The Beene o f the battle was in the Eastern waters o f the North Sea. It is probable that the German fleet was on one o f the excursions into the North Sea, which it has taken from time to tim e during the war, and met, whether or not by design, with the British fleet. Skager-Rak is an arm o f the North Sea between Norway and Denmark. The point referred to in the official German statement as Horn R iff prob ably is the reef off the Horn, on the southwestern extrem ity o f Denmark This would indicate that the battle was fought off the coast o f Denmark. From the reef to Helgoland, the main German naval base in the North Sea, is about 100 miles. A dispatch from Copenhagen de clares it is generally stated in Berlin that the activity o f the German fleet was due to the energetic demands of Emperor W illiam to his brother. Ad miral Prince Henry o f Prussia, com mander-in-chief o f the navy, and Ad miral von Capelle, minister o f the navy, on the emperor’s visit last week to Wilhelmshaven. and save money because they go further than others. They are made especially to suit Western farm conditions. Giant Farm Powders—the product of the oldest manufacturer of high ex plosives in the United States—are the only genuine “giant powders” for agri cultural use. They are made in two brands—Giant Stumping Powder, ideal for blasting in wet ground; and Eureka Stumping Powder, the money-saving, low- freezing explosive for blasting stumps in dry soil. Ask your dealer for Giant Powders and blast ing supplies. I f he does not have them we shall ! that you are supplied. THE G IA N T POW DER C O M PAN Y, Con. ** E v e ry th in g fo r B lasting " lloiue Biaoth OÄKt» FREE BO O K S We issue five valuable books. They tell how to remove stumps and boulders, blast ditches, break up the subsoil, and have earlier-bearing, thriftier or chards hv blasting holes for trees, n ritr for tkt book that you prefer. A Well Painted Bam Will Save the Cozt of a New One. See Your Paint Dealer Now V ________________________________________________________ / The Origin of Pork. Mary hud u little pig. Its tail Inclined to snarl; It followed her to Washington, And now It s in the bar’l. Mary raised tills little pig T ill he became a shoat; Then presented him to Congress To capitulate the vote. Anti now he rules the army, The navy an<l the lakes; Too bad he can’t be captured, From the legislative fakes. What makes the pig so popular? The eager people cry; Because there’s pork Inside him, And Congress doth defy. The pen Is mightier than the i We often have been told. But pens for Congress porkers Are alwuys built with gold. Should Mary raise another pig, We beg here to advise That pigs are not for Congress, Hut should be kept ill alies — Newton Wilcoxon. For Domestic Animals. Horses, cattle and sheep are liable to sores, sprains, galls, calks, kicks, bruises and ruts, and Hanford's Hal «am of Myrrh is the standard remedy for such rases. When you consider how valuable your stock is. having the Halsani always on hand for them ts a cheap form of Insurance. Adv. Battle Aid to Peace, Washington, D. C.— Reports o f the naval engagement In the North Sea aroused the greatest interest here, not only in naval circles, but at the vari ous belligerent embassies and among administration officials. It was freely predicted that i f the German fleet demonstrated a real superiority, ship for ship, the effects on the prospects for peace would be considerable. The particulars received here were ■ inadequate as a basis for judgment. i S o re Lye s g Granulated Eyelids, Eyes inflamed by expo sure to bun. Oust an<l Wlnfl quickly relieved by Muriaa t)ei2»medy. No Smarting, just Eye Comfort. A t Your Druggist*« 50c per Bottle. Murine Eyi SalveinTubet 25c. For Ueokol thel ye» retask Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Cklcago Kill All Flies! Thfly i i ad an y «her«. Dal «y f ’y Killer attrr ta anti kill« all diva. Heat, clean, ornara, mal. aanveniant, and ebaap. M ad. _ r , -I ZWIZI. C,0 t .PU|»» O AKll1 p urmr '• W"1 "«*••» ~ JW 6.J U P . arivthlug. Guaran* f Ued.ff.cUva. Ask for Daisy Fly K iller V ifsslsr*, r>T 9 H t il by e i prase. i n ; » i i. f l . M . H A N O I.Q S O M K II S , I S O O a K a lb A v a ., C ra c k ly a , M. V . The Family Favorite. “ I hear that you have been mention ed as u favorite son.” “ Yes,” replied Senator Sorphum, but being a favorite son generally means that you're expected to be po- i llte and not act too greedy when the pie is being passed.”— Washington Star. The Lester Evil. Old (¡rump Why doesn't Ethel mar ry that young Idiot? I'm getting blame tired of his coming here so much. ills W ife i believe 1*4 prefee to have him come here— if she marries him h e ll stay here.— Boston Tran- | script. Sufficient. Hanford's Halsani has cured many "Do you think we shall ever < stab cases of running sores of many years' standing . Adv. ltsli communication with Mara?" "Her no reason for trying to do so,” Shortage in China. replied Mr. (¡row dier. “ Enough op porunlty for diplomatic Interchange “ I don't like the fam ily I'm wid. down here.’’ - Washington Star. Seven courses at dinner.” “ That's style.” The Better the Day. "N ot when you gottu wash the He— Work la scarce, but I got a Job dishes from one course before yuu can go on wid the next.” — Louisville Cour last Sunday that brought me $3. She What! You broke the Sab ier Journal. bath ? Hi- W ell, one of us had to be broke. Hanford's Halsani should relieve — Philadelphia Record. ; even the worst burns. Adv. T orp ed o Boats First In Fight. Up to Them. Copenhagen- A Danish steamer re “ Why did Mendelssohn compose his ports that Wednesday afternoon, 120 'Songs Without Words' ” ? • possibly to give the audience an miles off Hanstholm, it was stopped by unhampered chance to talk.”— Louis two British torpedo-boats to have its ville Courier Journal. papers examined. A t the same mo ment a large German fleet ap|>eared, > His Idea of It. and the British warships immediately Teacher Who can tell me the prepared for action. The German fleet meaning of a "round robin” ? Hrlght boy Please, inlss, It's what consisted o f five large modern dread naughts, eight cruisers and 20 torpedo that burglar was doin' last night when they nabbed him Poston Transcript. boats and destroyers. Suddenly they began firing, and hundreds o f shells Sleep Impossible. splashed around the torpedo floats, “ Porter, this berth has been slept without, however, hitting them, In !" "N o, sah: I assuah you, sah. Mere Dutch Rescue Survivors. ly occupied It's the one over the London — A Dutch traw ler has ar wheels, sah.” — Puck. rived at the Hook o f Holland with one dead and seven live Germans, who were saved from the naval battle, says h dispatch from The Hague. Another trawler has taken into Ymuiden three German officers and 12 sailors, and one British sailor, who was wounded. A dispatch from Rotterdam to the Reuter Telegram company reported the tug- boat Scheldeentering in the new water way with dead and wounded from the naval battle. A steam trawler also reported with 16 rescued Germans. O ffic e ; S A N FR A N C ISC O Seattle, Spokane, Pottlrnd, Salt Lake C ity, Denver Familiar Character. “ I've Just been reading about this latest lady criminal.” "W e ll? " "She says the devil made her do It." "That won't add anything to un written law. He has figured in Juris prudence before."- -Louisville Courier- Journal. Invisible. "Say,” said the landlord to the ten ant. who was two months shy with hts rent, ’ when sin I going to see the color of your money?" "Can't say," replied the party of the second part "T h e color Just now ts an lnvtalble green." — Indianapolis Star. URIC A CID -G O IN G -G O IN G -G O N E “Anuric” W ill Not Fail to Stop Y o u r Backache. People are realizing more and more cry.” the standard herbal ayatem ton every day that the ktdneya, Juat as do ic l both of which now come In tablet the bowels, need to be flushed occa form for convenience of carrying and «tonally The kidneys are an ellmlna taking). "An uric" la now being Intro tlve organ and are constantly working, j duced here, and many local people are separating the poisons from the blood. | dally teatifylng to Ita perfectneaa. When you have backache, dizzy Under this continual and perpetual action they are apt to congeat, and ■pell* or rheumatism, heed natura'a It means that you are a then trouble starts. Uric acid backs warning. Then up into the system, causing rbeuma victim to uric acid poisoning ask your druggist for "An uric" and tism. neuralgia, dropsy and many other you will very soon become one o f hun aerlou« dtaturbanrea Doctor Pierce of Buffalo, New York, advocates that dreds who dally give their thankful every one should drink plenty of pure Indorsement to this powerful enemy to water between meals Every day uric acid. If you have that tired, worn-out feel should exerrlse In the outdoor air suf firlently to sweat profusely, and from ing. backache, rheumatism, neuralgia, time to time aflmuls*» the ktrf.ey ac or If your sleep la disturbed by too tion by means of "Annrte." This prep frequent urination, get Dr Pierce’a aration has been thoroughly tried out Anuric Tablets at drug store, full at bis Sanitarium, In the same way aa treatment $1 00, or send 10c for trial hla "F avorite Preacrtptlon" for weak package to Dr Pierce, Invalids H o U l women and Golden Medical Luucov | Buffalo. N. Y.