Mosier bulletin., April 28, 1916, Image 3

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U. S. Government Homesteads
COLVILLE, WASHINGTON, INDIAN RESERVATION.
1.000.000 ACRES
In the Famous Columbia River Basin and Okanogan Valley.
Fruit.
Dairy. Farm and Timber Land. Map showing Roads, Lakes. Rivers.
Creeks, Mountains, Indian Allotments and Mineral Land. Book of
Description, shows How to Locate any Homestead of 160 Acres on
the Reservation W ITHOUT THE EXPENSE OF A LOCATOR.
PRICE. POSTPAID, $1.00.
OREGON HOMESEEKERS INFORMATION BUREAU,
504-5 McKay Building, PORTLAND, OREGON
AGENT W A N TE D
NEW PERKINS HOTEL
Business necessity — every Mer­
chant buys on sight.
Big profits.
Exclusive territory. Free samples.
Sells from $5 to $100.
W rite quick
for territory. Sayers. 637 Railway
Exchange, "Portland. Ore.
Fifth and Washington Sts.. Portland, Or.
The homelike stopping place
for those who appreciate the
dollar’s full worth.
Room with Rath.
.
*
Room with Detached Bath .
Breakfast and Luncheon .
Dinner .
.
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,
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.
$1.50
1.00
25c
S5c
PORTLAND Y. M. C. A.
will fit any ambitious jroang Man or Wom­
an for high-class locution in
Bookkeeping, Sinography, Salesmanship
To men this includes valuable athletic,
aquatic and membership grivileges. al­
though tuition cost is less than elsewhere.
Valuable courses ran also be had in
Grammar grade and College Preparatory
Subjects. W RITE FOR CATALOG.
HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL
The only Automobile School on the Pa­
cific C 'omt
a Gas Tractor
Dept.. L'sing Holt Catternillar. C. L. Best
Tracklayer and Wheel Tractors, both in the
school and operating field.
44S Hawthorne Ave.,
Portland, Ore.
Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires
Made from your old ones. Last long
as Bran New Tires. WE ALSO H l'Y
OLD TIRES. W e pay as high as l"c
per lb. for such as we can use in Double
Tread work, and the highest market
f or junk.
Ship your Tires at once<or w rite us.
OREGON VULCANIZING CO.. 550 W-
St, Pardiad, Ore
ELECTRIC MOTORS
Bought, Soid, Rented and Repaited
W A L K E R E L E C T R IC W O RKS
Burnside, cor. 10th.
Portland. Ore.
HIDES, PELTS, CASGARA BARK
W e want all you have.
W rite for prices and
shipping tags.
TtlE 11. f . NORTON CO.
53 North fron t St., Portland, O re.
LADIES, THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED
Make your own HAIR TONICS and T0 I1 ET W ATERS
with “ Tonico Tablets.” the Sensational Invention.
Send 20 cents fo r sample package: makes one
pint, which otherwise costs 50 cents to $1 59 (4 for
60 cents.) Money returned i f not satisfied. Want
Exclusive Representative each county to manu­
facture and sell. B ig Profits. T O N IC O S A LE S
CO ., Multnomah Station, Portland, Oregon.
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS,
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
Portland— Wheat— Bluestem, $1.03
per bushel; fortyfold, 92c; club, 91c;
red F ife, 91c; red Russian, 91c.
Hay — Eastern Oregon
timothy,
$23.50 per ton; alfalfa, old crop,
$19.50qt21.
M illfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $23
per ton; shorts, $26; rolled barley,
, $31.50(ii 32.50.
Corn— Whole, $36 per ton; cracked,
$37.
Vegetables — Artichokes, 75c per
dozen; tomatoes, $3.50014 per crate;
cabbage, $2.25ot3 per hundred; gar-
, lie, 10c per pound; peppers, i7 i«i'2 0 c;
eggplant, 20c; horseradish, 8Jc; cauli­
flower, 75ci>i$1.25; lettuce, $2(u2.25
|>er crate; cucumbers, $1.25 Ot 1.50¿
spinach, 4(u5c pound; asparagus, local,
$1.50 dozen; California, $2.25oi2.75
per b ox; rhubarb, 2(<t 3c per pound;
peas, 7c.
Potatoes — Jobbing prices: Oregon,
$1.500tL60 per sack; Yakimas, $1.60
01 1.75; new California, 6(<¿7c; per
pound. Buying price: Oregon, $1(8,
1 . 20 .
Onions — Oregon, $1.36 6i 1.75 per
sack; Texas Bermudas, yellow, $2 per
crate; white, $2.10.
Green Fruit— Strawberries, $1.25(8;
1.35 per crate; apples, $101,1.60 per
j box; cranberries, $11 per barrel.
When you are dissatisfied with others, there
E ggs — Jobbing prices:
Oregon
always remains the old reliable
| ranch, candled, 22(/i,22 Jc per dozen;
j uncandled, 21(q,22c.
Make its your next shipment o f Cream,
Poultry— Hens, 17(<il7Jc per pound;
Eggs. Poultry* and Dressed Meats.
stags, 13c; broilers, 250l30c; turkeys,
W e Can Satiafy You.
l live, 200t21c; turkeyB, dressed, choice,
25@26c; ducks, 14 @ 15c; geese, 10
F r n o Treatment and Prevention @ llc .
U U U I v a 1 I C t : o f Contagious Abortion.
Butter — City creamey, prints, ex­
Treatment and Prevention o f Calf Scours. Hog
Sanitation
Poultry Diseases. Clip this ad and tras, 30 0t 34c per pound;
country
mark an X in front o f books wanted.
creamery, prints, 29 0Í 33c; cubes, ex­
TH E D A BROS.. Dekunn Bldg.. Portland, Oregon.
tras, 27w29c; butterfat. No. 1, 33c;
See our stock o f FO RD D e­ No. 2, 30c.
livery bodies. Shipped any­
V eal— Fancy, ll(it,12c per pound.
where. Our own make. Guar­
anteed. W rite us. Carl Pe­
Pork— Fancy, 11 J(</. 12c per pound.
terson. 121 Grand Avenue N.
Hops— 1915 crop, i(Xjjjl?e per pound;
East 1433.
Portland. Ore.
1916 contracts, lOOtllc.
W ool— Eastern Oregon. 21(<t27c per
Safety First.
pound; valley, 30c; mohair, new clip,
Brown and Green were discussing 40(u,45c.
dogs, and Brown declared that any­
Cascara Bark— Old and new, 4c nor
body could take the fight out of a
savage dog by sitting down and star­ pound.
Cattle— Steers, choice grain
and
ing straight at him.
“ Yes," agreed Green, “ I once had pulp, $8.750/9; choice hay, $8.50(u¡
occasion to try it. The dog was com­ 8.75; good,
$8.150£8.50; meiudm,
ing at me as fast as he could, and all $7.750t8.15; cows, choice,
I7.600Í
that I could do was to sit down and 7.80; good,
$6.750t7.25;
medium,
look him right in the eye.”
$6.250t7.25; heifers, $5(<£7.15; bulls,
“ 1 am glad to hear you say that,”
$2.750/6; stags, $30/.5.25.
was the rejoinder of Brown. “ It is an
H og— Prim e light, $8.90ot9.05; good
actual confirmation of what science
to prime, $8.50(/i,8.75; rough heavy,
contends.”
“ True," answered Green, “ but I $7.90@8; pigs and skips, $7.900t8.
Sheep— Yearlings, $8.250/10; weth­
should have added that when I sat
down I chose for a seat the top limb ers, $8@9; ewes, $7@8.25; lambs,
of a ninety-foot tree."
$9.50(0,11.
DON’T EVER FORGET
Hazelwood Co., Portland, Or.
Home Helps.
"She froze him with a glance.”
His Golden Wedding.
The man read this aloud from a
Up and down the village street novel.
“ Try that on the lee cream, my
walked old Tompkins, dressed all in
Consul General John P. Bray, o f
his Sunday best, and w ith a clean col­ dear,” he suggested.— Louisville Cou­ Singapore, Straits Settlements, who is
rier-Journal.
lar on.
on leave o f absence from his post, ar­
“ Hello, old fe llo w !" a friend hailed
Make Believe.
him. “ Aren’t you working today?’’
rived on the Pacific CoaBt last week
“ This is a toy tea set my little girl
"N o ,” replied the old man proudly
and has spent a couple o f days in Se­
“ I'm celebrating my golden wedding." got for Christmas. She likes to serve
“ Really? Then you’ve been mar­ make believe tea and make-believe attle in conference with business men
sandwiches. A harmless fancy.”
ried 50 y ea rs !”
and others interested in trade in the
"Perfectly.
I've been to grown-up
“ Yes, I have."
“ Then where's Mrs. Tompkins? affairs where they did I t ”— Louisville Northwest. The consul general has
been in the service o f the State de­
Courier Journal.
Isn’t she celebrating, too?”
partment for about 20 years and for a
“ The present Mrs. Tompkins," the
number o f years was stationed at Syd­
old man coldly rebuked the idle ques­
ney, Australia, but recently was trans­
tioner, “ has nothing to do with it."
ferred to Singapore, where he not only
The Department of Farm Crops.
There is immediate relief for skins looks after the affairs o f the depart­
University of Idaho, has received dur itching, burning and disfigured by ec­ ment o f state, but also has charge o f
Ing the spring, shipments of seed from zema, ringworm, or similar torment­ the affairs o f other countries now at
the following foreign countries: Can ing skin trouble, in a warm bath with
ada, Sweden. Denmark, Australia, and Resinol Soap and a simple application war.
The consul general spent considera­
Japan. The Bureau of Plant Industry o f Resinol Ointment. The soothing,
o f tlie U. S. Department of Agriculture healing Resinol medication sinks right ble tim e in the Seattle office o f the bu­
has also sent samples of clover and into the skin, stops Itching instantly, reau o f foreign and domestic com­
other leguminous crops for the pur and soon clears away all trace o f erup­ merce and has given to the commercial
pose of cooperative testing experi­ tion, even in severe and stubborn agent the follow ing statement as to
ments.
eases where other treatments have conditions in the Straits Settlements
had no effect. A fter that, the regular as they probably affect the business of
Vain Regrets.
use of Ri slnol Soap is usually enough the Pacific Northwest.
"N e ve r write letters, young man, to keep the skin clear and healthy.
‘ ‘ As to the manufacturing interests
You need never hesitate to use Kesi-
that you'll regret In afterlife.”
nol. It is a doctor's prescription that o f the Pacific Northwest, I would say
“ You speak as from experience?"
" I do. In early correspondence with lias been used by other physicians for that there is a large opening in the
her who is now my w ife I signed my­ years in the treatment of all sorts of Oriental countries for products o f this
self ‘Your "bhedient servant.' ’— An­ skin affections. It contains absolutely region. Especially is this true in re­
nothing that could injure the tonderest gard to pine lumber, flour, fruits,
swers.
skin.
Every druggist sells Resinol canned fish (particularly salmon).
Ointment
and Resinol Soap. (A d vt.)
Unobserving Fate.
“ The development o f the Straits
Pull many a flower is born to blush
Settlements and the Federated Malay
So Called Temperate.”
unseen
States provides a great field for the
And waste its sweetness on the des­
"W l.at zone is this v live in? You manufactured steel products o f the Pa­
ert air;
may answer. James,” said the teacher.
cific Northwest, and especially would
Or else to nod above the gasoline
“ Temperate.”
Within the auto of some lady fair.
"N ow , what is meant by a 'temper­ I call the attention o f manufacturers
o f this section to the lack of tnonage
— Evening Sun. ate zone?' ”
"It's a place where it's freezing cold for the manufactured products to be
in winter an ! red-hot in summer.”— sent forw ard.”
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
U. S. Consul Says Orient
Calls for Northwest Products
You Can Get Rid of
That Itching Rash
HUSBAND OBJECTS
TO OPERATION
Wife Cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound
Des Moines, Iow a.—'* Four years ago
I was very sick and my life was nearly
spent. The doctors
stated that I would
never get well with-
o u t a n operation
and that without it
I would not live one
year. My husband
o b j e c t e d to any
operation and got
me some o f Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegeta­
ble Compound. I took
it and commenced
to get better and am now well, am
stout and able to do my own housework.
I can recommend the Vegetable Com­
pound to any woman who is sick and
run down as a wonderful strength and
health restorer. My husband says I
would have been in my grave ere this
i f it had not been for your Vegetable
Compound.’ ’ — Mrs. B l a n c h e J k it e s -
s o n , 708 Lyon S t , Des Moines. Iowa.
Before submitting to a surgical opera­
tion it is wise to try to build up the
female system and cure its derange­
ments with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege­
table Compound ; it has saved many
women from surgical operations.
W r i t * t o th e L y d ia E . P in k h a n #
M e d ic in e C o .. I.y n n , M a s «., f o r
• d e i c e — i t w i l l b e c o n tiT e n U a L
P. N. U.
No. 18. ISIS
The Touch P e-Eminent.
“ A cosy picture, eh? A man lolling
In an easy cha.r and his beautiful wife
leaning over him to light his cigar."
"You haven’t seen the companion
picture to It. have you?"
‘‘Why, no."
"It's the same man savagely chew­
ing the end of his cigar and writing a
check."
What Dreams Are Made Of.
Dillydally (a chronic procrastinator)
— I dreamt last night that I—e r—ah
—proposed to you. I wonder what
that is a sign of?
.Miss I.ingerlong (desperately)— It is
a sign that you have got more sense
when you are asleep than when you
are aw a k e— T it Bits.
Ask anybody
Balsam. Adv.
M
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to iS r w t lM n .
,1 — —
mmm~
tki* maw.____________________
about
i
Portland — Eastern bids fo r wheat
were lack ing Thursday, but there was
some demand on the local market, and
offers at the Exchange were advanced
J to 2 cents for spot and May delivery.
Bradstreets
estimates
the visible
wheat decrease at 1,037,000 bushels,
the corn decrease at 1,227,000 bushels,
and the oats decrease at 1,976,000
bushels.
Tim othy hay is scarce in the local
market, and w ill continue so during
the remainder o f the season. The price
is on a firm basis.
Receipts o f C ali­
fornia grain hay are looked for. A l­
fa lfa is also firm. The outlook is for
a record crop o f a lfa lfa in the North­
west this year.
it— Hanford's
Enlarge Cream ery.
Moscow, Idaho — Work has started
At the Boarding House.
on the cold storage plant o f the Mos­
"Is this beef too rare for you. Mr.
cow Creamery compnay, which has
Simpkins?"
“ W ell, sinre you ask me, Mrs. Skin­ closed a contrat with a Spokane firm
ner. I would like it a little oftener.”— for a four-ton modem equipment, in­
Baltimore American.
stalled. The butter room w ill have a
capacity o f 50,000 pounds; one room
We Get You, Madam.
for eggs to hold 1000 cases; one room
Mrs K aw ler— Did you ever go to
w ill be kept at about zero for harden­
one of those astrologers?
Mrs. Blunderby— No; but my daugh­ ing ice cream; one fo r manufacture o f
ter Kate is just crazy to have her ice for the use o f the creamery only,
periscope read.— Boston T ra nscript and one for cream and milk. These
w ill all be in addition to the butter­
making department and machinery.
Fords Fords Fords
1915 F;£Z,7nTL. $395
1915 ,ZZL. $335
1914
$295
1914
$275
1913 ,iz L $245
1914
¿3T,W $295
FRANCIS MOTOR CAR EX.,
E jm C 1M
IL S E N
Wheat Bids Are Advanced.
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H a -tk o rn t A * . .
PORTLAND. ORE.
Sugar Prices S oar On.
Portland— Sugar prices higher than
ever predicted before are predicted by
wholesale grocers.
As s consequence
of the latest advance in the East there
w ill be a 10-cent rise in the Portland
market Thursday, which w ill bring
the wholesale price up to $8 a hundred
pounds. The highest price on record
was $8.05, which prevailed soon after
the war began. I t is likely this record
w ill be exceeded in the next fe w days,
as the Eastern market* are strong.
The allies have been heavy purchsera,
land this ia causing the advance.
EAT LESS
IF
No Accounting For Juriaa.
J
Take a glass of Salts to flush
Kidneys if bladder bothers
you.
Eating meat, regularly eventually
produces kidney trouble In some torm
or other, says a well known authority,
because the uric acid in meat excites
the kidneys, they become overworked;
get sluggish: clog up and cause all
sorts of distress, particularly back
ache and misery in the kidney region;
rheumatic twinges, severe headaches,
torpid liver, sleeplessness, bladder and
urinary irritation.
The moment your back hurts or kid­
neys aren't acting right, or if bladder
bothers you, get about four ounces of
Ja-l Balts from any good pharmacy;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys w ill then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
billed with lithia, and has been used
for generations to flush clogged kid
neys and stimulate them to normal
activity; also to neutralize the acids
in the urine so it no longer irritates,
thus ending bladder disord e r».
Jad Salts cannot injure anyone;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia
water drink which millions of men amt
women take now and then to keep the
kidneys and urinary organs clean,
thus avoiding serious kidney disease.
Money in Dandelion Roots.
Selling dandelion roots at 4 to 6
cents per pound offers a pretty fair
premium on removing the dandelion
pests from lawns, fields and pastures.
Since 100,000 pounds or more are
imported annually into the United
States it seems that many a young boy
or girl ought to make fairly good
wages by collecting and preparing
eland* ion roots for the drug trade.
The root is used medicinally in dis
eases of the liv e r and dyspepsia, re­
ports H. S. Hammond, of the O. A. C.
Botany department, Corvallis Ore.
Many verdicts of a strange, curious
end humorous nature find birth not In­
frequently in coroner's juries and jur­
ies in justice’s courts.
Uncommonly intelligent are the cor­
oner's juries In Mississippi
T w elve
men in Warren county, in that state,
returned a verdict several years ago
which read: "T h e deceased died by j
the will of God or some other disease
unknown to the jury."
Another verdict, equally as solemn,
reads: "W e are of A Pinion that the
Decest met with her death from Vio- i
lent Infirmation of the Arm. producest
from Unoan fau x ."
An old story, oft repeated, is that
an English jury in a criminal ease
once brought in the following. "Guilty,
with some little doubt as to whether
he is the man."
Another is told of a Welsh jury,
which reads: “ W e find the man who
stole the mare not guilty."— Docket.
Got Even.
A young man who had been snub­
bed at the theater door decided to get
even with his girl friends.
The girls occupied the first four
seats in the sixth row and the young
man had the fifth. They paid no at
tentlon to him. On the program was
; a monologist who began to talk of
love to get a few laughs, as those ar
■ lists often do. lie said. “ A1I the girls
i who are in love, please stand up."
Turning to the girl next to him. the
young man who had been snubbed
sa. 1:
" I ’ lease let me out.”
Naturally, the entire four had to
rise. When they were on their feet
the young man sat down, while the re
mainder of the audience roared In glee
at the four.— Philadelphia Public Led­
ger.
H a v e H e a lt h y , S tr o n g , B e a u t ifu l F j * i
Ocuiiaia and P h y s ic ia n * u »e d M urine Ky<
Rem edy m any y e a r s before It w as o ffered as a
Dom estic K je M ed icine
M uriue Is S till Com
pounded by O u r P h ysician s and gu aran teed
Ly them as a R e lia b le R e lie f fo r Eyes that Need
Care. T r y it in y o u r Eyes and In Baby 's E yes —
No S m a rtin g — Ju st Eye C om fort Buy Murine
o f you r D ru gjflst — a ccep t no S u bstitu te, and It
in terested w r its fo r Book o f the E se Free.
M l K I M S E 1 L R E M E D Y C O ., C H IC A G O
Recognizing the Profession.
"W as your father a pirate?” asked
young Fitxtop of the girl of his choice
at a clandestine meeting, after the old
sea captain had urged his exit from
the family mansion on the hill by the
use of his pedal extremity.
"N o, my darling.” was the reply.
“ W h y do you ask?"
"H e seemed to me to be a good deal
of a freebooter,” said the young man.
— Philadelphia Public Ledger.
For the Human System.
For cuts, burns, bruises, stiff neck,
sore throat, sprains, lame back and I
bunions, use Hanford's Balsam of
Myrrh. It i* guaranteed. It is for |
external use only. Always have a bot­
tle on hand, ready for accidents. Adv. i
roots
Y o u kn ow the difficu lty o f g ettin g the
o f stumps out w ith pullers, b y burning, o r by
using explosives th at m erely shatter. Y o u
need explosives th at not on ly shatter but also
lilt and heave— th at tear the rtx>ts and make
clearing easy. 'You can save w ork, tim e and
m on ey b y using
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who have proved they reduce stump blasting costs.
1 here are two Giant Powders— Eureka Stumping
Powder, for use in dry work, and Giant Stumping
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Test tli .-m alongside of any other explosive. Write us
and we will have our nearest distributor supply you—
at lowest market prices—with a trial case that will
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BRANCH OFFICES* S m I i U. SpcVaa*. Portland, Salt Laka City. Drn.er
A Reminder.
"L o ok here." said the Indignant !
house owner to the agent from whom
K ill One, Of Course.
he had bought hit* home on the install
He (o f the m ilitia )— “ Taps" are ment plan. "T h e paneling in nty din- J
« ^ . u s . o a t. . o f f .
played every night on the bugle. It ing room is opening so you can put
meant "lights out.” They play It over your finger through the cracks."
the bodies of dead soldier*.
“ That's all right." replied the agent.
T h e nK*t practical, healthful playtime
Miss Innocence— What do you do if “ The house is settling. And that re- j
rnta ever invented for children I to
you haven't a dead soldier?— Boston minds me. It's about time you settled j
S iim
year» »4 age. M ade in one piece with
lit. k
:*> back.
F a á ly thpred on or oé.
Transcript.
up for last month's installment."—
.ashed. N o tlfh
baht l Hai
I - inalv washed.
riatti« band*
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
to »top circulation. M a d e in bill*
Try Grandmother’s old Favorite
All With Him.
denim, and blue and white hickory
Recipe of Sage Tea and
•tripe» for all the year round
A lao
"Don't any of your friends come to
“ An' phwat Is your Patsy doin'
lighter Wright, faat-color material in
Sulphur.
see you on visiting days?" asked the these days. Mrs O'Hagan?"
dark blue, cadet blue, tan or dark red
f«>r summer wear, all appropriately
"Ah, lie's doin' fotne! H e’s a con­
kindly old lady.
trimmed with fast - color galatea.
Almost everyone knows that Sage
“ N o m ,”
responded
No. 777.444; ductor In the opery house, an' wears
M a d e in Dutch net k with elbow
a * walls tail coat.”
T ea and Sulphur, properly compound
"they're all here wit' me."
•leevr» and high neck and long
sleeves.
“ A conductor, is It? An' phwat does ed. brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
a conductor do?*’
75c
"H e conducts people to their seats." or gray. Years ago the only way to
If your dealer cannot supply you.
W
e
will
»end them, charge* prepaid
get this mixture was to make It at
on teceipt c f price, 75c each.
Hanford's nalsam is good for blood home, which Is muasy and trouble­
some. Nowadays, by asking at any
poisoning. Adv.
B e w a re <lim itations. Look for
drug store for "W yeth's Sage and Sul
AtaJl hy
the T w o Horae* on the la b e l.
phur Compound,” you will get a large
Both Prodigals.
L
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vi
Straus*
A Co., San Francisco
A young w ife remonstrated with her bottle of this famous old recipe, Im­
Awarded GRAND PRIZE at th# P P I E.
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husband, a dissipated spendthrift, on proved by the addition of other Ingre­
his conduct. “ Love,” said he, "1 am dients, for about 50 cents.
like the prodigal son; I shall reform 1 Don’t stay gray! T ry It! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
by and by."
Wash the poisons and toxins from
"I will be like the prodigal son, too," your hair, as It does it so naturally
You dampen a sponge
system before putting more
she replied, "fo r I shall arise and go j and evenly.
Day and night clitKiwH. Expert training
or soft brush with it and draw this
to my father.”
food Into stomach.
in repairing, driving and machine work,
through your hair, taking one small
including
fo r**, lathe, shaper, drill press,
In Modern Times.
. j strand at a time; tiy morning the gray
tractor*, etc
Time unlimited. COMPK-
hair disappears, and after another ap
TE N T < HAUFFKDKS AND M ECHAN­
3ayt Inside-bathing makes any-
"In the old days, the main element plication or two. your hair becomes
ICS S U P P L IE D
W R IT E IJ3.
of a soldier was to know how to act beautifully dark, glossy and attraetlve.
one look and feel clean,
under
fire."
eweet and refreshed.
W yeth's Sage and Sulphur Com­
"And nowadays, in addition, he Is |
Wash yourself on the Inside before supposed to know how to act under pound kt a delightful toilet requisite
Start and Finish.
for those who desire dark hair and a
breakfast like you do on the outside. water, in the earth and without air.
youthful appearance. It is not intended
A publisher of this city is credited
This Is vastly more important because — Puck.
for the cure, mitigation or prevention with u unique criticism of a story
the skin pores do not absorb inipuri
teller who had begun promisingly, but
of disease.
tics Into the blood, causing Illness,
Keeps You Waiting.
soon degenerated Into the lowest type
while the bowel pores do.
Correct.
of
"best seller."
"T
h
e
time,
the
place
and
the
girl
For every ounce o f food and drink
"T h is gentleman's biography.” said
taken into the stomach, nearly an are seldom found together."
Miss Wheat, the new teacher, was
"True. The girl is usually half an hearing the history lesson, which the publisher, "c an be comprised with­
ounce of waste material must be car
ried out o f the body. If this waste hour late.” — Louisville Courier Jour dealt with the career of George Wash in two questions and answers thus:
“ 'H ow did h«' begin writing?'
material is not eliminated day by day nal.
Ington
Turning to one of the schol
‘‘ ‘ With a wealth of thought.’
it quickly ferments and generates
ars. she asked:
Rubbing It In.
“ James, what was W ashington's. “ ‘How did he continue?'
poisons, gases and toxins which are
" 'W ith u thought of wealth.’ ”
absorbed or sucked into the blood
"T h e audacity of this laundress!"
farewell address?”
stream, through the lymph ducts,
The new boy arose with a prompti­
"H ow now?" .
Life's Little Worriea.
which should suck only nourishment
"A fte r reducing my garments to tude that promised well for his an
to sustain the body.
shreds she tries to charge me by the gwer.
"Can you wait on me Immediately?”
A splendid health measure Is to piece."— Louisville Courier Journal
"H eaven, ma'am." he said.
demanded the richly dressed woman.
drink, before • reakfast each day, a
I'm In a great hurry "
glass of real hot water with a tea
Enterprising.
Yes
Let me have your prescrip-
spoonful of limestone phosphate til It.
Vjsltor Can I see that motoHsL -£/ I lion, said the druggist.
which is a harmless way to wash these
I have no prescription. I want you
was brought here an hour ago? ^ W
poisons, gases and toxins from the
i Nurse— He hasn't come to his 1 to look up r. number for me in the telo-
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels;
I phone book.”
j senses yet
thus cleansing, sweetening and fresh
Visitor -Oh. that's all right
I only!
cuing the entire alimentary eanal be
Silence.
; wanted to sell him another car.— [
fore putting more food Into the atom
Judge
" I see you're wearing rubber heele.
ach.
Don't you find them a great comfort?”
A quarter pound of limestone phos
A Grouchy Chap.
"You bet 1 do!
My wife never
phate r< Is but very littie at the drug
"D o you think any of the girls will knows what time I come home from
store but is sufficient to make anyone
the club now.”
really propose this year? '
an enthusiast on inside bathing. Men
" I don't know But If they do I hope
and women who are accustomed to
in purity first
The Eeaentlale.
; the men won't giggle and whisper It
wake up with a dull, aching head or
| around, as some of the girls do."— [ “ Is he a typical American?"
have furred tongue, had taste, nasty
Fourier Journal
"Y e s; he likes baseball, has a motor
breath, sallow complexion, others who
car. owes a mortgage, pays alimony,
have bilious attacks, acid stomach or
sprained ankle? Bub on and rub and thinks the motion picture* have
constipation are assured of pro
PO W D E R
I In Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv grand opera beaten a mile.”— Life.
nounced improvement in both health
and appearance shortly.
That Settled It.
A Too Willing Worker.
is w h a t you
"Yes, the boss said he was losing
Effaced Maturity.
“ And you broke o ff the engage
money on the things I was making.”
ment?" said one young man.
"D o you take as much Interest In
should always
"And what were you making?"
"Y es. but not brutally, you know
dancing as you did?"
"M istakes.” - Philadelphia Record.
But I managed it.”
"Y e s ," replied Uncle W agglefoot.
use.
"H o w ? ”
"But I ’m gettin' so dancin' Isn't youth­
"T old her what my salary was.”
ful enough for me. I'm practicin' roll
er skatin' on one skate.” — Washing
ton Star.
Adopting Suggestion.
"T alk ing about the total d ep r»*lty
Making Headway.
j of Inanimate things— "
F o r
•W ell?"
"M aking any progress toward get­
"Just as we got opposite a road
ting acquainted with those fashions
hotel with a big gun. 'Sea Food a Spe
ble people next door?"
cialty.’ our auto deliberately turned
"Just a little.
Th eir rat Invited
i turtle.”— Baltimore American.
our cat over to a musicale last night."
- About Town.
With appetite
keen,
The Usual Experience.
"H a v e you laid by anything since
Gentle Criticism.
digestion normal, and
you took up the profession of author-
H e— I see where a young woman
no fear of any after
ship?"
killed herself because she could not
"Y es, about 300 manuscripts.' — |
find an Ideal husband. Women are
eating
distress
Boston Transcript.
fools.
She— Te*. aren't they, to believe
Tha Haroic Mood.
there Is such a thing?— Baltimore
Stella— Did he think you had some- j
American.
thing of the heroic In your mood?
" I Bella Well, he proposed on $10 a
week — Evening Sun.
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French Visitor— 1 am learning le
language varey fast. Zat leetle boy
tare spinning hit top— he's a spinster.:
eh ?—Boston Transcript.
Slow.
“That waiter o f oura has been In
this restaurant for 20 years."
" I don't doubt It. It seems nearly
that long since I gave tny order.”
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in
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