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You Can Get Rid o f That Itching Raah ANNOUNCEM ENT t.» our patroas throughout U m Pacific Northwest: There la immediate relief for skins itching, burning and disfigured by eciema, ringworm, or similar torment ing skin-trouble, in a warm bath with Hesinol Soap and a simple application of Keslnol Ointment. The soothing, healing Hesinol medication sinks right Into the skin, stops Itching instantly, and soon clears away all trace of erup- I tlon, even in severe and stubborn ' cases where other treatments have j had no effect. A fte r that, the regular j use of Resinol Soap la usually enough | to keep the skin clear and healthy. You need never hesitate to use Resi nol. It is a doctor's prescription that has been used by other physicians for years in the treatment of all sorts of skin affections. It contains absolute- I ly nothing that could injure the ten- derest skin. Every druggist sells Res inol Ointment and Resinol Soap. S S T HOTEL OREGON has bssn placed under the management of N. K. Clarke, who was for many years connected with the Portland. Cornelius and Seward Hotels, and who will always extend to ail a cordial welcome. Commencing Novem ber 1st we shall in augurate the American plan in ci*neetion with the European plan. W e solicit your patronage. American Flan, $3 to $5 per day. European Plan. $1 per d a; op. N. K. C LAR K E . Mgr. “ USE TH E R IV E R " Dalles-Columbia Line 8tate o f Washington, for The Dalles daily ex. Sunday l i p . m Leave Dalles dsily ex Monday 12 M. Steamers J. M. Teal. Inland Empire and Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river pemts. Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 613. WiJUaeuc ud U w k u Kim Ttwiaf 55 C,, Par dud Valuable Formulas. Tricks. Illusions, and Household Hints in our interesting magazine for two issues. Sent Complete for Jsckson A Cs., 328 Chamber Commerce. Portland, Ore. ::: 10c NO MEDICINE I f you are silins in anyway, and want help, w rit« me DR. L . M D A V IS . 12SH Kuuel street. Portland. Oregon. Great Discovery. "Some of the grandest discoveries of the ages," said the great scientist, sonorously, “ have been the result of accidents.” " I can readily believe that,” said the fair lady. ‘T once made one that way myself.” The great man blinked his amaze ment. “ May I ask what it was?” “ Certainly," answered the fair one. “ I found that by keeping a bottle of Ink handy you can use a fountain pen just like any other pen— without all the trouble of filling it."— Christian Register. Lumber, S h in g le s , Lath, M o u I d i n g , Doors, Windows and other Building M a terial from Portland, Oregon. Paw's Version. W illie— Paw, is it proper to say that a man was given in marriage? Paw— No, my son. A girl is given in marriage. The man always gets sold. Maw— W illie, you go out In the back yard and stay there.— Milwaukee Sen tinel. Pained His Thrifty Soul. “ Y e ’ll excuse me, captain," said O’Harrity, addressing the commander o f the battleship, “ but Is ut thrue that ut costs sivin hundred dollars to fire wan o' thim big guns?” “ Yes. O’H arrity.” said the captain. “ W hy do you ask?” “ Oi t’ought Oi might save yez some money, sorr,” said O'Harrity. "Sure, and Oi’ll fire 'em for yez for tin.”— New York Ttimes. Pro- M O W A R D F. n r U T U R - issssysr sun Chemist, 1 1 L*«sdv»il*. Colorado. Hperimon pries*! Gold, Silver, Land. Si. Gold. Stiver. 15c: G old 50c: /.no or Copper tl- M illin g envelopes a jd fu ll p ric e lis t ten t on a j ' p l i r a t i o D C ontrol and U m pire work a » Hotted. lie f ermine: Oar I » n o t e N o tio n *! Bon*. J100 Born Diplomat. Bravery. The teacher had been reading to the class about the heroea of ancient times. "Can any boy In the class tell of a deed o f daring performed by one of his acquaintances?” she asked as she closed the book. Raymond's hand shot up. “ W ell, Raymond.” “ I saw the first baseman of our team give the big bootblack on the corner a wallop on the jaw ." It Cures W hile You W alk. A llen 's Foot-Ease is a e e r ta in cure lo r hot, ewes tin g, cal I ux. ami sw ollen, aching feet. Sold by a ll Druggists. P rice 25c. D on't accent any substitute. T ria l package FR E E . A ddresi A llen 3. Olm sted. L e Koy, N. T‘ H Send us a list o f what you require for your buildings and we will name you prices delivered at your station and Guarantee to save you Money. each for Photoplays. Interesting and fascinating. No experience necessary. Work in spare urns. Full particulars Free. Purack Specialty Co.. 32S Chamber o f Commerce, Portland. Or«. Ym ac ParkaffOC Our packs»*» contains PR pieces AHIfli o f Christm u tntl holiday nov- **ltiss, including potit card*, folders, g ift cards, stickers, tags, seals and cutouts, making a repre sentative package which is a rare value at 10c. Jackson A Co.. 328 Cham, o f Com., Portland. Ore. So To Speak. “ How's that young man I see calling on you lately?” “ He's a pill, but he brings me lots of candy." “ T ryin g to sugar-coat himself, as it were."— Louisville Courier-Journal. Sam Connell Lumber Co. WRITF STMJIPU For Moving Pictures. w i u i l diuiur.o. duem pay from ,25 The Light That Failed. The audience held their breath and ■imply tbr-r-r-illed as Jack Braveboy, the hero, killed the last of the Indians. He staggered about; he almost fainted with loss of blood. Then he gazed about him. and sud denly his voice rang out with hope: " S e e !” he cried. “ The dawn breaks bright upon yon topmost heigh ts!" The stage remained in darkness. “ S e e !” he yelled again. “ The dawn breaks bright upon yon topmost heights! ” Still darkness reigned. “ The dawn! The daw n !” he scream ed, raging about the stage. “ It breaks, The dawn.” A head popped over the mountain top: “ ’Old ’ard, g u v n o r !” said the head. “ Don't be in sich a bloomin’ ’tirry! Some one's bin an' turned the gas o f f ! ”— Tit-Bits. Hia Vocation Clear. Young Arthur, the pride of his Bea con street home, had been attending school all of six weeks, and his devot ed parent thought it was high time he should find out how things were run ning. So he asked one afternoon: “ And what did my little son learn-’ about this morning?" “ Oh, a mouse. Miss W ilcox told us all about mouses.” "T h at's the boy. Now, how do you spell mouse?” It was then that Arthur gave prom ise of entering the diplomatic service. He paused m editatively for a moment, then said: “ Father, I guess I was wrong It wasn't a mouse teacher was telling us about; it was a rat.” "H arry, 1 am beginning to believe the baby looks like you.” “ Are you, dear?” "Yes, I notice it more and more every day. I'm so glad.” "D o you really want him to look like me?” "O f course I do. I've been sorry ever since we had him christened that we didn't give him your name.” "Sweetheart, you don't know how happy you make me by saying that.” "And, Harry dear. I found the love Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar liest hat today. I don't believe I ever coated, easy to take as candy, regulate saw anything that was so becoming and invigorate stomach, liver and bow to me. It's $25. Do you think I ought els and cure constipation. to pay that much for a hat?” No Worse. A Superfluous Question. “ Say, old man, lend me ten dollars, will you?” “ In that new servant girl," said Mr. “ W hy should I? You'd only buy Testy, as he discovered the sugar in the salt shaker, "it seems to me you whisky with it.” "W h at if I do? You subscribed to have found the possessor of stupidity in its unadulterated double distilled the war loan, didn’t you?” "I don't see what that's got to do form. May I ask where you obtained with It.” her?” "D o you think It's any worse to lend "W hy,” replied Mrs. Testy, “ at the Intelligence office, of course."— Judge. me money to buy whisky with than to lend money to the allies to spend on guns and ammunition?” Cool a Bum PLOTS or GERMANS To and Take WILL BE PURSUED the Fire Ou President Wilson Determined to End Teutonic Schemes. AGENTS HIGHER UP SOUGHT BY U. S. Ambassador Count Von Bernstorff Is Under Suspicion— Demand for Recall of Nuber Possible. Washington, D. C.— President W il son has determined to put an end to the activities o f Teutonic agents in the United States. By his direction, the department of Justice and the Secret Service are co operating to secure the nceessary proof to punish the men caught in projects which endanger the peace and safety of the country. More important, how ever, is the President’ s direction that the search shall be continued for those "h igh er up.” As soon as he is in possession o f all the facts, Mr. Wilson w ill take steps to Btop the pernicious activity o f diplomats and consular offi cers who are directing the work of de stroying munitions factories, ships and other enterprises. I f the President carries his intention to its conclusion, and the charges now on die should be substantiated, it would surprise no one should this gov ernment request Austria-Hungary to recall Herr von Nuber, its consul gen eral in N ew York. Count von Bernstorff, the German ambassador, has been under suspicion for months, but in the absence o f proof it is clearly impossible to take any action against him. Should the reve lations o f Dr. Goricar, recently re signed as Austro-Hungarian consul, be supported by evidence, then whatever diplomatic consular officer is involved w ill go. The Austrian and German embassies deny the truth of Goricar’ a allega tions, but the Department o f Justice has had the promise of documentary evidence to substantiate them. In addition the State department has received from the British government the documents carried by a German messenger. These contain a great deal o f information regarding German and Austrian activities and supple ment the papers taken from James F. J. Archibald, was fam iliar with the contents of Dumba’ s dispatches. The Department o f Justice has not initiat ed any action against Archibald be cause it could not obtain proof that he had knowledge o f the character of the dispatches he was conveying. The sections of the United States statues under which the government is proceeding against Robert Fay and his associates are those which apply board- ly to the crime of piracy, the penalty for which is death. The indictments against Fay and Scholtz are for con spiring to "c a s t away or destory” vessels with intent to injure the own ers or the underwriters of the vessels or o f goods in the cargo. The penalty for this crime is a fine o f $ 10,000 or imprisonment fo r 10 years. They are also indicted fo r piracy. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland— W heat: Bluestem, 94|c; forty-fold, 93c; club. 90 Jc; red F ife, 88 c; red Russian, 87c. M illfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $24 per ton; shorts, $25; rolled barley, |S0@31. Corn— White, $36 per ton; cracked, A Household Remedy ¡$37. H ay— Eastern Oregon timothy, $15 ¡(¡j)16; valley timothy, $12«<:13; alfalfa, $13.60qtl4.60; cheat, $9(<il0; oats and vetch, $ ll(it 12 . Vegetables Artichokes, 75c((t$l per A LI N l M B N T dozen; tomatoes, California, $ 1 t<t 1.50; cabbage, 90c hundred; garlic, 15c pound; peppers, 4<ji5c; sprouts, 8oi9c; For Cut*, Burnt, eggplant, 4 (u 6 c; horseradish, 8 Jc; Bruises, Sprain*, cauliflower, 75c @ $1.25; celery, 50@ Strains, Stiff Neck, 75c dozen; beans, 8 @ 8 Jc. Chilblains, Lame Back, Green Fruits — Apples, 76e(<($1.76 O ld Sores, Open Wound*, per box; pears, $ 1 (q, 1.50; grapes, 85c (<($1.35 crate; casabas, l j c pound; and all External Injuries. cranberries, $9.50^)11 per barrel. Potatoes — Oregon, 85(u.90c; Y a k i ma, $1 per sack; sweets $1.90(u‘2 per Price 25c, 50c and $1.00 hundred. . . . - | OR W R IT S Onions— Oregon, buying prices, $1, f. o. b. shipping point. E gg s—Oregon ranch, buying prices: No. 1, 40c; No. 2, 30c; No. 3, 20c. Speaking Softly. Jobbing prices: No. 1, 42c; Oregon A Virginia farmer was driving a re storage, 26((/,28e. Poultry — Hens, 12(d)14c; springs, fractory cow down the road, and cow and driver came to a cross road. The 13c; turkeys, 17(<$18c turkeys, dressed, man wanted the cow to go straight 22c; ducks, white, 14(t$I5c; colored, 12 c; geese, 10 @ l l c . ahead, but the cow picked out the Butter — City creamery, cubes, ex cross road. A colored man was com tras, selling at 31Jc; firsts, 29c; ing along the cross road. "Halcl her o ff! Haid her o f f ! ” prints and cartons, extra. Prices paid to producers: Country creamery, 24(d) yelled the driver. “ I * trying t e r !" replied the colored 28c, according to quality, butterfat, man. premium quailty, 83c; No. 1 average “ Speak to her! Speak to her, and quality, 3c; No. 2, 29c. she’ll s to p !" V eal— Fancy, 9J(qil0c pound. “ Good mawnin,’ cow— good mawn- Pork— Block, 7J@8c pound. ln '!" said the other, politely.— P itts Hops— 1916 crop, 8(d)12c pound. burgh Chronicle Telegraph. Wool — Eastern Oregon, 18(u)25c; valley, 26@26; fa ll lambs’ wool, 25c; mohair, Oregon, 28c pound. Cascara bark— Old and new, 3J(<i 4c pound. are under-tize, under-weight Cattle — Choice steers, $6.60(d)7; With pinched faces and poor blood; they good, $6@6.26; medium, $6.26(q)6.76; do not complain but appetite lags, they choice cows, $5(0)5.50; good, $4.606jj 4.76; medium, $3.75(d)4.25; heifers, have no ambition and do uot progress. $3.60(0,6; bulls, $3(((.4.60; stags, $1.60 Such children need the rich medicinal nourishment in S co tt'& Emulsion above @6.25. Hogs — Light, $6.25(di6.30; heavy, everything else; its pure cod liver oil «on- tains nature’s own blood-forming, flesh $6.25(<£5.30. Sheep— Wethers, $4.76(0)6.26; ewes, building fats which quickly show in rosy cheeks, better appetite, Arm flesh and $4@ 5.60; lambs, $5.50(q,'7.35. T h e B est a t A n y P ric e No All Dealers TOO MANY CHILDREN sturdy frames. I f your children are languid, tired when rising, catch cold easily or find their studies difficult, give them S co tt*• Emulsion; it supplies the very food ele ments that their systems lack. S co tt’s EmuUion contains no alcohol and is so good for growing children it’aa pity to keep it from them. 14-47 Scott ABowne, Bloomfield. N. J. Beauty and Wealth S " d r s attain both. Full instruction». Scores o f valuable formulas. Beautify yourself. Start a Beauty Shop. Start manufacturing Beauty Specialties. A ll o f these opportunities are open to you. Com plete system $1.00 per copy. Particulars FR E E . Purack Specialty Co., 328 Cham. Com., Portland H 8 E ^t\w\kAvVV\\n M COLLlCL Orto *>* Theory and Practice. 8 he w um sqm s Then W h y Pay More ? y Story Tellers. “ Do you find that set of books you bought interesting?” "N o t very, confessed the man who tries to Improve himself. “ Do you regret your bargain?” “ A little. I'd feel better about It if the man who comes around to collect the cash were as good at telling a funny yarn as the one who sold me the book.” The Old and Reliable Always a Chance. Dr. Isaac Thompson’s EYE W A tE R U both ■ rcm td r fo r w«wk, inflam rd ejrea and an ideal t y r wash. Keep " uri the* mil help keep you. M a ll D ra u ts h m «cal ky Mail m m in « * ' M price 25c; WK1TK KOK FREE BOOKLET JOH N L THOMPSON SONS * CO. 143 Hirer 84.. Troy. N. Y. “ Why don't you get married, old top?" “ Can't find any girl willing to leave He Knew. her happy home for me.” The teacher was giving the geogra "Then why not look around for some phy class a lesson on the cattle girl with an unhappy home?"— Louis ranches She spoke of their beef all ville Courier-Journal. coming from the west, and, wishing to test the children's observation, she A t the Ball Game. asked; Mrs. Dents (ex c ite d ly)— Isn't our "And what else comes to us from pitcher perfectly grand. Tyrus? He these ranches?" htts the club nearly every throw.— That was a poser. She looked at Joplin Times. her shoes, but no one took the hint. She tried again. Kill It. "W hat do we get from the cattle be “ Walter, take this egg away." sides beef?" One boy eagerly raised his hand. "Y es. sir, and what would you like “ 1 know what It Is. It's trip e!" he me to do with It, sir?" "D o with It? W ring Its neck."— answered, triumphantly.— The Youth'* Passing Show. Companion. “ R epeater ” SM OKELESS POW DER SHELLS Halibut, Cranberries and Turkeys In. Tacoma— Halibut is now to be had on the local market in any reasonable quantity, wholesale dealers having re ceived a shipment o f 80,000 pounds. This is one of the largest shipments received here for Bomo time. Although the fish has been rather scarce at vari ous times during the season, dealers say they now expect no trouble in ob taining plenty o f this popular fish. The prices o f 7@74 cents a pound are very reasonable, it is said, for this tim e o f the season and the quality of the fish was never better. The first shipment o f late cranber ries arrived on the local produce mark et this week. The beries found in stant favor at $9.50(0)10.60 a barrel. A plentiful supply is on hand to meet the demand and no difficulty w ill be experienced in getting enough for the trade throughout the season, say deal ers, who praise the quality of those re ceived. Eggs are firmer and may go up within a few days. The surplus has been exhausted. The trade w ill not touch the eggs at a price above 41 cents, but when it gets below that price the demand increases and soon wipes out the surplus, which is small because o f the scarcity o f the prod uct. Turkeys opened whoesale here at 28 cents a pound, the first shipment from Oregon being received. These fow l retails at 30 cents a pound. The shipment was small and brought here just as a “ fe ele r.” Dealers, however, do not believe prices w ill go much lower than those now quoted. b a k in g p o w d e r w ill raise n ic e r , l i g h t e r b i s c u it s , c a k e s a n d pastry, n on e is m ore pure p u r e and em u w w h i l olesom u i c o u n i e c H A N FO R D S Balsam of Myrrh Made Since 1846. *sitou"utdy oth er Carefully inspected sh ells, th e best com binations o f p o w d er, shot and wadding, loaded by machines which give invariable results are responsible for the superiority of Winchester “ Repeater” Factory Loaded Smokeless Powder Shotgun Shells. There is no guesswork in loading them. Reliability, velocity, pa ttern and penetration are de termined by scientific apparatus and practical experiments. Do you shoot them ? They are IM M.» SATISFACTORY SHELLS TO SHOOT r You Can’t Feaze Paw. "P o p p e r!" “ W ell, what Is It, son?" "W here do they keep the street car at night, when it ain’t running?" “ Oh, in a barn.” "In a barn, like a horse? Why, what do they feed it on?" "Oh, currents.” la TYPHOID no m o r e n e c e a a a ry than S m a l l p o x . Arm» experience baa demonatxated the almuat miraculous e ffi cacy, and harmletanraa, o f Antityphoid Vaccination. Be va< t inated N O W by your physician, you and »our family. It is more vital than house insurance. Aak your physician, druggist, or aend for “ Have you had Typhoid?" telling o f T y p h o id Vaccine, results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carrier*. IHC U ITTM T LABOR A TOBY, BFRIIFLFY, C A L r a e a u c iM * v a c c in e s a s a a u a s v n o ia w. a. s o v . u c a a s a Ix-t ua t*!l you F R E E o f 24 now w »y * to make money. It may lie the U 'irinnin» o f financial In- tli'pentlence. Addreaa, Purack Spuuialty Co., 82H Chamber o f Commerce. Portland. Ore. Remembered, But Not Paid Broad By the way, old man, do you remember borrowing $10 from mo six Not Driven, Coaxed. months ago? " I understand that you have a new Short— Yes. motor car.” Broad —But you Bald you only want "Y e s." ed It for a short time. "Do you drive It yourself?” Short— And I told the truth. I did "Nobody drives it. W e coax It."— n’t keep it 20 minutes. Washington Star. Correct. She Didn't Like It. "W h at Is one of the characteristics "S o Miss ('assay Is angry with her of the Indian race?" asked an Instruc doctor. W hy is that?” tor In city college. "H e tactlessly remarked that he "T h ey play football to beat the would have her looking her old self hand,” replied a former De W itt .Clin again."— Boston Transcript. ton boy. talks of great musicians A ad of knowledge makes a show T ill she leaves you with suspicions That your taste is very low. N ew Y ork — The greatest volume o f exports ever recorded at a single port But when Rbe sings (or pleasure On an idle afternoon in the history of the United States She will hum a reckless measure le ft N ew York harbor during October, From the latest ragtime tune. mostly for the warring nations of Eu rope, according to estimates made by Of the drama she discourse* customs officials here. The total, W ith an erudition vast; based on tabulations that are nearly She'll describe its classic source* In the dim poetic past. complete, w ill not fa ll far short of $175,000,000, or about $7,000,000 a But when for sheer diversion Unobserved she means to go, day for every working day o f the She sets out on an excursion month. In September exports from T o the nearest movie show. N ew York totaled $162,000,000. is the canal o f life but it becomes a — Washington Star. Failures Fewer Than Year Ago. Three hundred and ninety-three sewer i f clogged up. A ll life consists o f building up and tearing Bhips, nearly every one laden with a down and just in the same manner that the blood carries to the Mure Than a Hint. Some increase in the country’ s busi various part* o f the body the food that the cells need for building capacity cargo, le ft N ew York during TTe was a shy young man. For two ness m ortality is not unusual at this up. so it is compelled to carry away the waste material that's torn October as compared with 365 in Sep long years he had been paying her period of the year, and no special sig down. These waste materials are poisonous and destroy us unless tember. The tabulation shows that attention and had not yet even squeez nificance attaches to the rise in the the liver and kidneys arc stimulated into refreshed and vigorous life. munitions and foodstuffs, mostly grain, ed her hand. commercial death rate during October. filled the list o f articles shipped One evening as they ltngeied iu the Total insolvencies, as reported by R. abroad, with clothing, shoes, cloth for shadow of the trees by her gate he G. Dun & Co., numbered 1699, or 186 is the balancing f>owor—a vitalizing power. It acta on the atomach uniforms, automobiles and automobile asked tim idly: more than in the previous month and nr. 1 o r n n i o f digestion and nutrition—on tho purifj i which “ Florence, would you— might I — er parts follow ing in close order. The the largest since July, while several clean tne blood. Thus fresh vitalized blood feeds the nerves, heart — would you mind If I placed one re v bulk o f the exports went to Great —and brain. This w ell known »Itera tive relieves catarrh o f the stomach and erent kiss on your fair hand tonight defaults of exceptional size helped to Britain. headache» accompany in » «»m e, and has been auecenaful fo r more than a f e n swell the liabilities to $25,622,380, as when I leave you?” An Ingenious Soul. eration a* a tonic and body-builder. It builds up the rundown ayntera. You against $16,208,070 in September and Florence thought he wanted speed Deed it—i f you are always “ catchin* cold” —or have catarrh o f the nose and C. G ee W o Blithers entered the dining room 30 Killed by Air Raid. an average o f about $19,000,000 for Ing up. So she dropped her head coy throat. The a ctive medicinal principles o f Am erican-N ative-roots are with a pair of yellow automobile gog Sacresaful H o n « extracted without alcohol and you can obtain this j Rome — T hirty persons are dead in ly on his shoulders, lifted her face the four month* prior to that time gles on. Remedies tonic in liquid or tablet form at any drug store or When comparison is made with Octo "H ello, Blithers.” said little Binks. Verona as a result o f the dropping of temptingly to his and replied: aend U) cents in 1-cent stamps fo r trial box A tablets. "W ell, George. I should think It de ber, 1914, however, the showing is His successful herh- "Going m otoring?” bombs on the city by three Austrian n! remedies curs sll favorable, not only from a numerical "N o ," said Blithers. "I'm sort of seroplsnes. Thirty other persons were cidedly out of place." kind* o f ailments of 5 #*f/ T / p n # -r# n t ê tm m p » t o p o p eomt n f m a ilin g n rtJ men and women w ith w r a p p in g t a r tram r n p y o f Thm C o m m o n S » n » * MmHc .</ hungry for a grapefruit, and I want to standpoint, but also in respect to the seriously and 19 slightly injured. The A H v.em r, h r D t . V M P i * r c « , r ln t h h n a n ti, IO O Q out operation. used keep the juice out of my eye.” aggregate indebtedness. Then 1686 0 «s r * . A d d ra g g I N V A L I D S ’ M O T L L . U u f f m lo .N Y . from the wonderful bombs o f the aircraft found most of Chinese herbs, mots, j concerns failed, owing $29,702,187, in their victim s in the principal square of buds and vegetable*, which are unknown to Blame the Elephant. 1913 only 1434 suspensions occurred the medical science o f this country. Customer (an noyed)— I wish to re the city, where citizens and peasants W rite for blank and circulars. .Send stamp and the amount involved was $20,245,- Needed a Cure. Doea So. turn the paper-cutter. It Is not Ivory, from the outlying districts were attend C O N S U LT A T IO N FR EE. Address 466, though in that year practically as represented. "M r. Jones, you will either have to ing the market. Nineteen persons "H ere's a startling Item.” The C. Get Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 200 more reverses were reported in marry at once nr leave our employ." Clerk— Not Ivory, madam? I can't were killed by one bomb. The aero "W hat is It?" 162S First St . Portland. Ore. TH IS LETTER STA NDS TOR H October than <n September. understand that, unless the elephant "But why are you so anxious that " It says the oyster has not Increas planes visited various parts o f the Mention Paper. had false teeth.— Boston Transcript I marry?” ed In price in 25 years.” city, but none o f the missiles fe ll near "W h ile you are in love you do not Rutabagas In Market. "Hum. Looks like culpable negli any o f the m ilitary buildings. half attend to your duties, and you gence somewhere." — Kansas City Tacoma— Rutabagas o f unusually fine must either be cured or fired." — Journal. T R A IN E D quality from North Yakima made tbeir Houston Host. Linar Bosnia Is Sunk. Our m d u a t r * arc always in 1- man and i Tbcn» Is • »und position ready fo r you ju*t Rom e—The Italian steamship Bosnia first appearance this season on the Sams Tone. a* «non a* you can prepare for i t HOLM HOI ES Trainine mean* M O N E Y. PO S ITIO N . In Practice. local produce market and sold at once PO W ER. TVs?* » r r was sunk Sunday by s submarine fly TOR OVER 6 0 YEARS WELL “ Oh. mamma, the lady next door has , , Hobson— I never In all my life saw 9227 REASONS W H Y YOU SHOU1 P ATTEND HOLMES at 1$ cents a pound. Turnips also ing the Austrian flag. The passengers K N O W N AS A “ FIRST A ID ’’ H a man who could so readily guess rid a trained monkey, anil when It doesn't F i» h t thousand two hundred twenty -arson «atiafi*d student* roiled in for the first tim e this season and crew boarded four lifeboats. Three behave you better believe she gives it have passed th ro tif* HOLM ES d a rin » the past twenty-e$»ht and met with as much fsvor as the dies aud conundrums as that Henry a good talking to; and say, mamma"— years. Hundred* o f them are now *ucceaaful business men with o f these cra ft have been landed, but TO Beck. independent inoxaea. Our »radnates start at salaries r* n »tn » rutabagas. Local vegetables are off "Yes, my child." the fate o f the occupants o f the fourth fm m $40 to $100 a month W rite for ca t**>«•*■ Start NO W Dobson— N o wonder! Just think o( "It sounds just like when you’re the market, the last shipments being | the practice he has. His w ife keeps ire 1417. boat is not known. talking to daddy.” in no condition to handle according to him guessing all the time.— Buck. The Bosnia was of 2561 tons goes dealer*. Turnips are selling at the and was built in 1898. She was 307 Some Class. " Thy School that gets you a good position. ’ I a T a * . P r U Or same price *s the rutabagas. Tw o Mistaken. feet long, 39 feet beam and 25 feet carloads o f fine sweet potatoes from the Fat—And you also said I hadn't the "W here did you get all the second deep. The home port o f the Bosnia manners o f a hog hand furniture, old man?” South were received this week. A P P E T IT E P O O R ? was Venice, and she was owned by the Lean -O h. no I didn't. I said you "Those things are not secondhand. M E N ’S A N D W O M E N ’S Sockets Nazionals de Serviza Marit D IG E S T IO N B A D ? II had.— Philadelphia Evening Ledger. They're genuine antiques.” Improved Tone in Butter Market. tima, o f Rome. Export Record Is Broken. Y O U R BLO O D DR. PIERCE’S Golden Medical Discovery A H H A PO Sm O N FOR YO U H Holmes Business College Shoes $2J?- $ 3 ™ A L L STYLE S A N D A L L SIZES W e also carry • mmplete l*n* o f Ht»fc Top«. I * » Men s Work Sfcuee * t C at Rate Prices. Royal Shoe Co. 22 * Merrrimi Street, Between f rat and Second SU PORTLAND. ORCOON 1 ; T ro op ers Est Out Town. San Francisco— Tales o f hunger in Gusymas and the investment of the city by 30,000 Carranza troops, were brought to port Monday by the steam schooner Fair Oaks. Troopers o f Carranza went into the city half-starved and ate everything in sight. They slept alongside the rail- rood tracks with their women and chil dren and begged fond from the master of the steam schooner. Prices of ail foodstuffs are prohibitive. h H OSTETTER’S H ealth H BOWELS CLOGGED? Y O U SHO ULD TRY IT O S T E T T E R ’S STOM ACH BITTERS r n SEW ER h . u. N o . 47 . I t t i W H I f ' i i r r i t i « » to U v ir t lM F i, p is a s » BMW- ] ______ 6 m tfcfca papar. j Portland — There is a rather better i feelin g in the butter market this week. Fresh butter is moving out more freely and there is also an improved demand ; for second grade. E gg price# are un- j changed Fresh eggs are extremely | scarce and there is no opportunity to bring in Eastern fresh, ow ing to the ] higher prices prevailing in the Eastern market*. Oregon storage are holding steady at 26 * 0,28 cents. The poultry market was steady, with 1 a moderate supply. Dressed turkey* | were quoted at 22 cent*. Not Grsr H en bat fired ► re s M ake ••Wok older th an » • an. O td , , e and D u ll ► r e . - teli tal«. ■ •Pi»« Vye A ft e r t ! m Don t Tell ìb u r a g e M o * ics I " b oa*« • ni M u r iM — I wo I i * w ill roste rc lrtik and » Ir a n s «. M s v # it K m 'r l m * 4r Comgnmf. e % l«*«s. M * 4* * « • » * f l k * l y s « * « • n * » * » .
