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WHAT THE PORTLAND EVENIN6 TELEGRAM SAID:
**A business education is something which no one can take away from you.
and which in future may prove of more value than a m- ney prize
The Behnke-
\\ «;*»-»• Business ('ullage is an U
worth, which turns oui -u.w'.e men and women fitted to
enter commercial pursuits, each year, than any other
college on the Coast.’*
ROCKEFELLER GETS
“ TIP” FROM PUPIL
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
G EN ER A L CROP CONDITIONS
Portland — Wheat — Bluestem, 89c
bushel; fortyfold, 86c; club, 83Jc; red
F ife, 80c; red Russian, 78c.
M illfeed — Spot prices: Bran, $25
ton; shorts, $26; rolled barley, $27
@28.
Corn- Whole, $38 ton; cracked, $30.
H ay— Eastern Oregon timothy, $15
id 16; valley timothy, $l$tul3; al
falfa. $12.50^113.50; cheat. $94(10;
oats and vetch, $11@12.
Vegetables — Cucumbers,
Oregon,
15@20c dozen; artichokes. 90c; toma­
toes, 35hL40c box; cabbage, lc pound;
beans, 21664c; green corn, 10(<tl5c
dozen; garlic, 15c pound; peppers, 4f<6
5c; eggplant, 4 @ 6c; sprouts, 8c;
horseradish, 12|c.
Green Fruits — Cantaloupes, 60cm
$1.50 crate; [teaches, 40 4$ 65c box;
watermelons, 1 4 $ l i e pound; new ap­
ples, 75c 4( $1.50 box; pears, 90c 41 )
$1.25; grapes, 60c4l$1.30 crate; huck­
leberries, 5c pound, casabas, l j c ;
quinces, $1(0 $1.26 box.
Potatoes— New , 704186c sack.
Onions — W alla Walla, 75c sack;
Oregon, $1.
E g g s —Oregon ranch, buying prices:
No. 1, 30c dozen; No. 2, 25c; No. 3,
17c. Jobbing prices: No. 1, 32c.
Poultry — Hens, 11 $@131? pound;
Springs, 16c; turkeys, nbminal; ducks,
white, 12 46 14c; colored, 8 4® 10c;
geese, 84® 10c.
Butter — City creamery, cubes, ex­
tras, selling at 31 Jc pound; firats, 29c;
prints and cartons, extra. Prices paid
to producers— Country creamery, 220i
29c pound: botterfat, No. 1, 33c; No.
2, 31c.
V eal— Fancy, ll$66l2c pound.
Pork— Block, 8j4t9c pound.
Cattle — Choice steers, $6.50 @ 7 ;
good, $6616.25; medium, $5.756(6;
choice cows, $5.2661,5.75; good, $561
5.25; medium, $4.50665; heifers. $5
@ 5.85; bulls, $4.50 (11 5; stags, $5.50
@6.25.
Hogs— Light, $6.50 @ 6.65; heavy,
$5.506(5.65.
Sh eep— Wethers, $4,756(6 ; ewes,
$46(5; lambs, $5.50@7.
P a y in g Positions for Graduates
Newspapers and business houses reet»gnlze the superi­
ority and thoroughness of the training BehfTfce-Walker
students receive and demand more of our graduates than
we are able to supply. In a single year, we received 1467
calls for office help This makes it easy for us to guar­
antee our students positions
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COLLEGE
How to Make 40 Per Centjoid
by Colorado Child.
CHILDREN MASTERS OE HIGH FINANCE
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point 4 . Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 611.
Telling in Time.
A farmer lived on a lonely place and
eventually a railroad was run through
the district. There was one train a
day and it stopped at the farmer's sta­
tion on signal.
The farmer one day set t ie signal
and the train drew up. Hut he did not
climb aboard.
"W ell, get o n !” shouted the conduc­
tor. "G et on, can't ye?"
"Excuse me,” said the farm r. " I
don’t want to get on. I only want to
say that you are to stop here at this
time tomorrow, as my wife is going to
town to do some shopping.”— Buffalo
News.
kiilaatttciM C«!uak> Rim Ttwia, C,.. N ftU a i
^
Used to C om plim ent«.
“ I suppose you have something
pretty In ties, miss?'
"Oh, yes,” said the rosy-cheeked
girl, taking a box from the shelf;
"here's some pretty blue silk ones for
$2; just too sweet for anything.”
" I think you are a little dear," he
said, with a pleasant Bmile.
"You are complimentary," she re­
plied. blushing. When he thought how
he’d been misunderstood, be blushed
and stammered:
"Oh, 1 beg your pardon, miss!
I
didn’t mean to say you were a dear.
I— "
“ N ever mind! there are plenty of
young men who think so. Good day,
air.”
When he turned away her blushes
were gone, and his face looked as if
he had stood on a lady a train.
í
Held Responsible.
"That dog of yours seems to have
human intelligen ce!”
"H e ain't that lucky," answered the
proprietor of the dog. " I f he was to
lose his temper an' turn hlsself loose
to hurt somebody he wouldn't have a
chance in the world of pleading in­
sanity."— Washington Star.
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by Boys and Girls in Remote
Mining Town Big Success.
Trinidad, Colo.— A 12-year-old girl
Thursday told John D. Rockereller,
Jr., how to deal in stocks and bonds,
how to run a bank, and how to finance
a corporation that would pay a 40-cent
annual dividend on a 10-cent block of
common stock.
It was at Sopris,
where Mr. Rockefeller, in the course
of his examination of Colorado Fuel &
Iron company properties, stopped long
enough to visit the public school. In
the highest grade o f the school the
teacher told the Standard Oil magnate
that the pupils had established a bank
and a store in which school supplies
were sold.
“ Really, ’ said Mr. Rockefeller, with
the delight of a boy at a country fair,
“ I should like to know something more
about this system of high finance."
“ Blanche,” said the teacher, “ will
you explain it to Mr. R ockefeller?”
Then Blanche McArthur, daughter
of a coal digger, walked to the front
LIEUT. H. A. WADA
MOSTETTER’S
ST O M A C H
BITTERS
: n j o y
W IN T E R
Prof. F r a n k la n d demon­
strates that COD L IV E R O IL
generates m o re bod g-h ea t
than anything else.
In SCOTT'S EM ULSION the
pore oil is so prepared that the
blood profits from every drop,
while it fortifies throat and lungs.
Salem, Or.— Oregon’s hop crop for
1915, ‘ according to the average esti­
mates o f growers and dealers, will
equal 100,000 bales.
To pick the
state’s crop o f hops and for other ex­
penses, incidental to labor, growers
have paid approximately $1,000,000.
In figuring the hop output, growers
and dealers vary in their estimates.
The Oregon Hop Growers’ association
officials announce that the crop w ill be
about 80,000 bales, while independent
dealers place their figures higher.
Offsetting the partial failure o f the
crop in the St. l ’aul and Oervais dis­
tricts is the increase in the production
o f the yards in the Independence dis­
trict.
Conditions in this section were re­
markably good, growers declare, and
nearly all the yards bore heavily.
Fourteen prominent growers in the In­
dependence district this year have a
total output approximating 20,650
bales. In 1914 these growers had a
total production of 16,000 hales.
Reports received here by dealers are
to the effect that in Lane county the
crop will be about 6000 bales, practi­
cally the same as last year.
In Wash­
ington county advices are that this
year’s yield w ill approximate 10,000
bales.
With 5200 bales, the E. C. Horst
company, o f this section, leads all
other growers. The Horst yards last
year produced 3800 bales. C. A. Mc­
Laughlin’s crop this season is 2350
bales, as compared with 1657 hales in
1914.
Because o f disastrous fires
which destroyed seven kilns belonging
to T. A. L ivesley & Co., at Livesley
station, south of this city, this firm
has approximately 800 bales, while
last season the production equaled 1800
bales.
It is a tonic, appetizer and stom­
ach remedy o f well known merit
^-GET THE GENUINE -
It is not known who invented the
"sport shirt" and wished it on mis­
guided youths
The garment has a
V neck, giving it a lovely effem inate
air, and the broad, flowing collar is
trained over the outside of the coat
collar. It only needs some embroidery
or lace ins ‘rtlon to look as picturesque
as possible. One gels the firm im­
pression that the grown-up wearer of
a sport snirt is not old enough to vote,
whatever the records may say or what­
ever his size and lace may indicate.
Perhaps it Is one of the "American
fashions,” but In any event it suggests
melancholy reflections. — Providence
Bulletin.
If r o e are »\ibjact to cold hand,
or fr a tt if io n .h i.-ir and catch cold
aaailri taka SCO I T 'S F.MULSION
for on# monlh and w ,tch it, good
affocta.
N O ALCOHOL,
Indefinite.
Mrs. Snooper— Men make me tired.
Mrs. Swaybaek— What's the matter
leao
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
Lieut. H. A. Wsda, sn aviator of
now?
Mrs. Snooper— My husband saw tho Jspsnese srmy who boesmo s ns
Mrs. Keedick yesterday and I asked tlonsl hero at the storming of Telng-
him what she had on, and he replied, tau, hat recently passed through tho
Brave Boss.
“ Oh, clothes.”— Stray Stories.
United States on his way to Franco
"W h at did the boss do when you
to study army aeronautics In the Eu­
threatened to resign if he didn’t raise
ropean war.
your pay?”
"H e surprised me."
of the room, shook hands calmly with
"H ow ?”
“ lie failed to show the slightest sign
Mr. Rockefeller, and gravely began
of alarm at the prospect of my leav­
her financial lesson.
in g !”— Detroit Free Press.
“ You see,” she began, “ I am cash­
ier o f the bank. W e already have $5
No Kick Coming.
all brought by the chil­
Testifies She W as Restored d on ren deposit,
"That's awful pitching."
."
"W hat's the matter, my dear?"
to Health by Lydia E.
“ Five dollars!”
exclaimed
Mr.
"T h a t’s the second man, he's given
Rockefeller. “ W onderful!”
Pink ham’s Vegetable
a pave to first this inning."
“ W e have part o f this lent out to
" I don't see why you should com­
C om pou nd.
pupils— on good security, o f course.
plain, George.
That's the way you
Lackawanna, N. Y . —“ A fte r my first We are looking around for a perma­
came in to see the game."— Detroit
child was bom I fe lt very miserable and nent investment for the rest o f the
Free Press.
could not stand on I money.”
A Gleam of Hope.
my feet. My sister- I Blanche then branched off into a dis­
in-law wished me to cussion o f stocks and bonds.
" I hear that Bilter's daughter has
Mr.
ijj try Lydia E. Pink- Rockefeller listened gravely as the
eloped with tils chauffeur."
“ Yes, and Bilter wired his forgive­
ham’s V e g e t a b l e child detailed the elements which
ness."
Compound and my make bond issues safe or unsafe.
"W hat did he do that for?”
nerves became firm,
“ W e have a store, too, Mr. Rocke­
"H e said he thought now there
appetite good, step fe lle r ,” she
continued.
“ I t was
might be a chance for him to use his
elastic, and 1 l o s t fcrru^d by some of us boys and girla,
car."
that weak, t i r e d
who each subscribed 10 cents to the
feeling. That was capital stock. We buy school supplies
six years ago and I — pencils and tablets— at wholesale
have had three fine and sell them to the pupils. Last year
healthy children since. For female trou­ the store paid between 30 and 40 cent»
bles I always take Lydia E. Pinkham’s dividend on each 10 rents in stock.”
Vegetable Compound and it works like
We have the best facilities in the
a charm. I do all my own work.’ ’—Mrs.
Northwest for doing your Repair
8-Year-Old Mill Starts.
work. W hy throw your oid tires
A. F. K rf . a m e r . 1574 Electric Avenue,
Marshfield,
Or. — A sawmill which
away? Send them to us and let
Lackawanna, N. Y.
us repair them. W e guarantee
The success o f Lydia E. Pinkham’a had been built eight years, equipped
every repair we make. Our prices
Vegetable Compound, made from roots fully snd prepared to operate, but
arc reasonable. A Western repair
and herbs, is unparalleled. I t may be never sawed a stick o f timber, started
is a permanent repair.
L e t us
used with perfect confidence by women Monday, September 20, on regular run
convince you.
who suffer from displacements, inflam­ after having been improved and over-
Tube punctures repaired. 25t.
mation, ulceration, tumors.irregulari ties, hauled. The mill was erected in 1907
W ES TERN H O W . k AUTO S U P P LY CO.
periodic pains, backache, bearing-down two miles from Marshfield by A. A.
332 PIN! ST.. HR. IROADWAT, PORTLAND. OR. feeling, flatulency, indigestion, dizziness, Courtney, who was then secretary of
or nervous prostrstion. Lydia E. Pink- the Pacific Coast box combination.
ham’s Vegetable Compound id the stan­ Just at the tim e the mill was com­
DENTAL H EAD Q U AR TER S
dard remedy for female ills.
pleted, the panic o f 1907 came on
Women who suffer from those dis­ and
Courtney
and his associates
FOR O U T -O f-T O W N PEOPLE
People from all part* of tressing ills peculiar to their sex shiuld failed.
Oregon and W «*hing- be convinced o f the ability o f Lydia E.
ton constantly viait our
office for dental treat­ Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re-
High Peak Finally S ealed .
ment. Our «kill is ae
store their health by the many genuine
| knowledgeri. and our
New Y ork — Dr. Andrew J. G iloou r
promptness in finish­ and truthful testimonials we are con­
announced Saturday on returning from
ing work in one dav stantly publ.shing in the newspapers.
when required 4* appre­
Alberta that he and Professor Edward
If
ynn
wsnt
special
adrlce
write
to
ciated by out-of-town
W. D. Holway, of the University of
patrons.
I.ydla E. Plnhhsm Medicine To. front!-
| Dr Wtoe is a false-
Minnesota, had climbed to the summit
dentis!)
Lynn,
Msaa.
Your
letter
will
tooth e*pert. There ts
It was
be opened, resd snd snawered by B o f Mount Geikie, in Alberta.
^ a l w a y s o n e b e s t
in every calling. and
women snd held i * strict confldeucOa asserted that they were the first to
Dr. W ise lays riatm to
attain the summit, which is 11,016
tht* dwtinction in Oro-
gs m. 28 Ywn reran
fe et high.
W hat we can t guar-
The final ascent was made August
5. The physician added that 5000 feet
LOW PHICFS FO * HIGH-GRADE WORK
o f the way was up a nearly sheer wal
Good Red RuhSer Plate«, each
P *
The Rest Red Robber Pistes. earh
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o f ice and snow, in which the expior
22-Karat Gold or Porceiaia < ro w »
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era had to cut steps.
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LINK'S BUSINESS C0LLE6E
WISE DENTAL CO.
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Portland’ « Be«t BuMnee» Training S r Wool.
B w k k irp tn f. Skortkind. T t p r a r it ln r tnd
P»nman*h p taught by expert teachers.
rtf Trv *t«s wmuty. sc* 1, 191 s
Many student* b a r« alreadT enrolled. Ask
for Catalog
Enrull early.
A. T. LINK. 6tienl Hunger.
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P k o M M A IN S0K3
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m r um worn
Naval Bodrd Urges Building of
Six Sea Masters.
APPROVAI Of PROGRAM IS PROBABLE
Fast Vessels Declared to Have Fully,
Proved Their Usefulness— Ex­
perts State Their Views.
Washington, D. C. — The building
program o f the general board o f the
navy will call for at least six big
ships, it was learned Saturday from
authoritative sources at the Navy de­
partment. A t least one, and poasibly
two, o f these w ill be battle cruisers,
and the rest super-dreadnaughts.
A t present the navy has no battle
cruisers, but experts of the general
board are convinced that the develop­
ment of this type by nations against
which the LTnited States is obliged to
prepare makes it necessary to provide
ships o f this type without delay.
Japan, Great Britain and Germany
have experimented with the battle
cruiser and have amply demonstrated
its usefulness. It has been shown that
*14 0 .0 0 0 Mi!' !s Burned.
Tacoma, Wash. — F ire o f unknown
origin Thursday night wiped out the
plant o f the Lindstrom
Handforth
Lumber company at Rainier, 20 miles
south o f Tacoma, destroying the saw­
mill, shingle mill and lumber shed and
6,000,000 fe et of lumber. The loss la
estimated at m ore* than
$140,000,
partiyjneured.
Fall Plowing Nearly Finished.
Follow ing is a summary of the crop
conditions in Oregon and Washington
for the week, as reported to the office
o f the weather bureau by special cor-
res|>ondents throughout the Northwest:
The past week has been dry and in
interior Western counties unseasonable
warm weather has obtained. Freezing
temperatures in extreme Eastern coun­
ties on the 13th and 14th did some in­
jury to tender vegetation, but as a
rule weather conditions were quite
favorable.
Threshing has been completed in
some sections and a few farmers have
begun hauling their hay and grain to
market. Irrigated crops are doing well.
W ool Selling in East Slow.
Portland — The wool selling move-
ment in the East has slowed down, but
prices are not m aterially changed.
Among the sales at Boston in the past
week were 200,000 pounds Soda Springs
half-blood at 29 cents; 50,000 pounds
fine and fine medium L'tah at 24 cents;
about 100,000 pounds Montana at 27
three-eighths
; cents; 60,000 pounds
blood Wyom ing at 32 cents; a good-
j sized parcel o f half-blood Montana at
30 to 31 cents. Another Boston house
| reported sales o f 600,000 pounds of
various grades and prices.
j
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Corn and Tom ato Packs Short.
Portland — Estimates covering the
1916 corn pack have been reduced by
conservative factors to 6,200,000 cases.
Early estimates were for a pack of
8,000,000 cases. The 1914 pack was
9,789,000 cases, and the average for
the three years 1912, 1913 and 1914
was 10,060,000 cases. Cold and un­
seasonable wet weather during the
critical growing period fo r making
sweet corn played havoc with the pros­
pects in all sections of the country.
The tomato pack for 1916 promises
now not to exceed 7,500,000 cases.
¡M? B aking P owder
Those w ho have had cakes ruined by jarring the
stove, slamming the oven door or a heavy footstep, may
have wondered how the dining car chef can turn out such
marvelous biscuits, hot breads and pastry when his oven
is being incessantly jarred and jolted and shaken by the
motion o f the train.
T o get pastry to raise and stay raised under these con­
ditions, a baking powder must be used that continues to give off
its leavening gas— that sustains the raise—until the dough is
baked througl
Sh.
Dininif Car Chef» have founJ a hakim; powder exactly suited
to their needs in K C and you will find it just as well suited to
your requirements. K C Is really a blend of two baking powders,
one active as soon as moistened, the other requiring both mois­
ture and heat to start the generation of leavening gas. No matter
how moist and rich you make your cake. K C Baking Powder w ill
sustain the raise until a crust is formed and all danger of falling
is past.
GEN. NELSON A. MILES
K C Baking Powder is pure and healthful. It is guaranteed
under all pure food laws, and is guaranteed to please you. And it
is sold al a reasonable price—no baking powder should sell for more.
SI
Hop Crop Estimate 100,000 Bales.
That "S port Shirt."
TO
MORE BATTLESHIPS
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PLANNED FOR NAVY
’
Try a can at our risk and be convinced.
Some Difference
Disappointing.
"W hat Is the difference between
irons and net?" asked young lUlly as
his father stepped o ff the boat.
"in my case," replied the sunburned
parent, "the gross was what I expect­
ed to catch on my fishing trip, and
the net was th is " And he held up
a four inch blackflsh.
“ They tell me Jack's trip abroad
was disappointing to him."
"Yes, it was. He had a fine time
until he got to Greece.”
"Didn't he like G reece?"
“ Oh. he liked It well enough, but
he couldn't find any one who lias ever
heard of any of the Greek letter socle-
ttea he belongs to.”
MO" \Kl> l
ill liTON
4>»4|$r aufl tlimlit,
I Hisiiv.ll«*, CulorfiiUi. Hffr iluvu iirli-*«; Gold,
diber.
( i ti. l.I. Hllvtsr,
Gold, 60c; Zmo
ort'oppor I* M*iIma envelope« • ,d full price lid
•cut ob « j pllriUion (Vntrol end I’ mnirv work ■»
No Rest For Him.
“ This extravagance has got to stop,”
said the head of the family wrathfully.
"You are spending money faster than
Perfect.
I can make it."
“ Was the picnic a success?"
" I f you'd stick to your office instead
"Sure
The man who sal down on of going out to play golf every after­
the huckleberry pie had a palm beach noon perhaps you could make money
suit on."
faster," replied Ids better half.
IU-1tod. I.wf. ron.'o: OorlwiUHt« N«ti..iuU liesiLk.
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C H ES T ER
“R epeater ”
|
SM OKELESS PO W D ER SH ELLS "
New portra.t of Gen. Nelson A.
Miles, grand marshal of the G A. R.
parade at the national encampment In
Washington.
there is no effective way of combat­
ting a battle cruiser except with ships
o f the same type, and for that reason,
experts say, it is absolutely necessary
for the United States to construct
them. Submarines are considered as
auxiliary only.
The board is at work on a compre­
hensive battle cruiser program, which,
it is hoped, can be followed from year
to year until the navy is equipped with
an adequate number.
Certain mem­
bers of the board favor building two a
year, beginning at once, and continu­
ing at that rate until the required
ratio to other navies is reached.
“ It is all a question of what nation
we are going to figh t,” said a high
naval official. “ I f we are preparing
for defense against a first-class naval
power we might as well have no navy
at all as a little one.”
The secretary o f the navy w ill rec­
ommend substantial increases in the
navy, but it is generally believed he
w ill not go as far in this direction as
the general board will recommend.
Members o f the board refuse to be­
lieve there is any considerable senti­
ment among the chiefs of the adminis­
tration for keeping the naval esti-
matea down to the customary level.
Carefully inspected sh ells, the best com ­
binations of pow d er, sh ot and wadding-,
loaded by machines which give invariable
results are responsible for the superiority
of Winchester “ Repeater” Factory Loaded
Smokeless Powder Shotgun Shells.
There
is no guesswork in loading them. Reliability,
velocity, pattern and penetration are de­
termined by scientific apparatus and practical
experiments. Do you shoot them ? They are
SATISFACTORY
Makes Cold Storage Wall.
"Hay boss, I worked off Koine of
that cold Hl dra ge butter today." »aid
the new clerk, w ith the air of one who
expected a compliment.
"Indeed! Wgll, that's good!
Who
drew the prize?” said the pleaned gro­
cer. for it waH getting to be a difficult
thing to do
"W h y I sent it to Mrs. Hash, around
on Board street."
"Oh. thundering guns!" exclaimed
the grocer, his tone changed and his
face draw n In a pucker. "W hy, you
blamed idiot. I board ut that woman's
house.” — I.IppIncott'H.
SHELLS
TO
SHOOT
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Are you an ezeema sufferer?
Do
those ugly patches of eruption start
up and Itch as though they would
drive you frantic? And have you tried
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best, only temporary relief?
Then
you are only going through the ex­
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With the first use o f Kesinol Oint­
ment and Hesinol Boap the itching
anil burning usually stop, and soon
all trace of eczema or similar tortur
Ing skin-trouble disappears, even in
That Wat It.
"T h e re ’s a gentleman In the parlor, severe and stubborn eases. Doctors
have prescried the Hesinol treatment
sir," said the maid.
"Did he give you his name, K atie?” for twenty years. Hold by all drug­
gists.
asked the mull of Die house.
"Oh, no, sir; but I think It's the one
Give Him a Chance,
who wants to give hia name to your
daughter, sir ” — Yonkers Statesman. 1 Hlanch met Carolyn at a picnic at
the Hlveralde recreation grounds, and
The Reason Why.
they were talking of one of the young
The
New
I’arson—
Well,
I'm
glad
to
San Francsico — To not many trav
hear you come to church twice every men.
elers on the deep is it given to see a Sunday.
" I don't care for him at all, "re­
"H e's a regular
Tommy Yes; Pm not old enough to marked Blanche.
whale killed by a modern steamship,
bore."
but that was the treat given the 326 stay away yet.— London Opinion.
"In d e e d !" replied Carolyn.
"W hy,
pasaengera
on the turbiner Great
Conatipation causes and aggravates I thought he was perfectly lovely."
Northern, which arrived from Flave!
"W e ll,” said Blanche, "he yawned
Sunday. Just north o f Point Arena many serious diseases. It is tnoroughly three times while 1 was talking to
cured bv Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets.
the Great Northern struck a huge The favorite family laxative.
him."
"Perhaps he wasn't yawning.” sug­
whale fair amidahips and rut the levia­
gested Carolyn. "H e may have been
than in two.
The shock jarred the
Fickle.
whole vessel. Rushing on deck the
" I suppose your husband la quite a trying to say something, dear.”
passengers beheld only bloody spume popular hero around here," said a vis­
In the Swim.
in the track o f the vessel and two itor to the . ife of a famous pitcher.
" I was surprised to hear that the
"Y e s." replied the slab artist's wife,
huge pieces of whale.
"when he win* everybody slaps him Juggins were divorced.”
“ It's only a bluff, just to be In style.
on the back and ceils htm by his first
iO.OOO to Get Apples.
name, but when he loses the neighbors They are going to remarry as soon at
the scandal blows over.”
Walla Walla, Wash.— Ten thousand won't speak to either of us.”
Jonathan apples, the finest to be found
| in the valley, have been shipped to
San Francisco for free distribution
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ! .
Walla Walla day, September 29, at
j the exposition.
The 100 boxes are the g ift o f the
Baker Langdon orchard. They w ill be
distributed by five girls. Literature
and t h e y sh ow th e e f f e c t o f u n n a tu ral aufTerlnjra— o f Im d a c h a a , b a c k ­
describing the orchard and the valley i
a c h e «, d i n i n M i , hot fla th e «, pam a in lo w e r lim b «, p a in « in g r o in «,
w ill also be distributed.
b a a rin g-d o w n sensation«.
With this shipment was one o f equal
These sym ptom « indicate that Nature needs help. Chrarwork, wrong «Ire««
size for exhibit in the Washington
Ing, lack or esercise. and other cause« hare been too much tor nature — and
display.
ouLai lw aid must be ceiled upon to restore heaiUa and strength.
Hill Liner Kills Whale.
Army Airmen Loop Loop.
Cheese Prices Tending Upward.
San Diego, C *l.— Sergeant William
Portland- W ith cheese stocks at the
Coast well cleaned up snd the fe ll sea­ Ocher and Corporal Albert Smith, at­
son at hand, the market has developed tached to the United States Army avi­
an upward tendency. Prices have ad­ ation corps at North Island, Saturday
vanced three-quarters of a cent to the made 15 loope each while engaged in
131 eents f. o. b. basis, and further, flights, shattering alt army and navy
Both officers used
advances are looked for.
No change aviation records.
the same machine. As it is of the
was reported in the butter market.
Eggs are firm with light local re­ heavy army type, designed solely for
ceipts and withdrawals from storage, long-distance flying, the feats of the
two army aviators are considered re­
are larger.
The poultry market continues weak markable in’ aviation circles.
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LINES IN THE FACE
Make Women Look Old
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
Th e Vegetable Remedy fo r Woman*« Ilia that rcilsTea nerrous *>hau«ti<>n
and ir r ita b ility and r*m -iv«i other distrsasing symptom* d u e to disturbed condi­
tion« o f ths deiicata feminine organism.
F o r o v e r fo r t y y e a r s It h a s b ean u s e d with more than satisfaction by
the young, middle-aged and the eiderlr by w ires, mother« and daughters. You
w ill find it o f great benefit. Hold by Medicine Ileeler* in liquid or t ^ l e t form, or
eeod Dr. V. K Tierce, Huffalo, N Y , M ooe-ceat stamps fo r trial b o i by mail.
D R . P i r R f T ’ k P IJ C A flA W T P K L L I T 1 R e tie r e r e a s t t p a .
t I o n , r e g a l e t a th e N e a r , a n d b o w e ls . R eap t o ta b # aa r e e d y .
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