Mosier bulletin., February 19, 1915, Image 3

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WEEKS’ BREAK IIP-A-COLD TABLETS
A guaranteed remedy for Colds and
La Grippe. I’riee 2i>c of your druggist.
I t's good. Take nothing else.—Adv.
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rep o rt as to patentability. P ate n ts ad*
Tortmed for sale ut o u r expense lu Man*
o fa e tu re rs ' Jo u rn al»
CHANOLEE & CHANOIEE, PatAit Atty's
E tt-io Years 1 0 3 4 f . S t, Washington, 0 . C.
Men Can't Do That.
“Women have all the best of it."
"How now ?”
"A woman will drink two cocktails,
oat a lobster and a hunk oi plum pud-
ding and then blame h er headache on _
her nerves and get aw ay w ith it."—
Louisville C ourier Journal.
The Retort Fatherly.
“ I w ant to m arry your daughter, I
love her," said th e suitor.
"W hat m akes you think I d o n 't?” re-
plied her dad.—Philadelphia Ledger.
The Extreme Limit.
"How did your cake turn out, m y
flea r
" P re tty badly, I fear. E ven th e
children wouldn’t have a second
piece."—Louisville Courier-Journal.
cm
’’"THIS catalog
* truthfully pre­
sents and illustrates
the most desirable
varieties of seeds for
the Northwest. T h e best of every­
scraps.
In every te s t m ade by R ussian cav­
alrym en. horseshoes of alum inum were
found to o u tlast those of steel and
iron.
According to a Roum anian scien tist
old age is simply due to a decrease in
the am ount of w ater in the hum an sy s­
tem.
in th e last five years Germ any.
Prance and R ussia have spent $28,-
000,UIK), $22,000,000 and $12,000,000 in
the order nam ed for aeronautics.
The T urkish cabinet has Joined w ith
foreigners and leading T u rk s in a
m ovem ent to suppress the “w hite
slave" traffic In Turkey.
T he suprem e court of P anam a has
sustained a recent law w hereby the
governm ent reserves ow nership In
metal m ines and deposits of coai and
oil.
Police in B reslau. Germ any, do not
reg u late the traffic, but m erely take
tlic nam es of th e persons concerned
when an accident occurs. T h ere were
4,833 stre e t m ishaps th ere In 1912.
Railw ays in G reat B ritain kill in ac­
cidents for which th e passenger is In
no way responsible one passenger for
every 72,000,000 carried, while those
of th e United S tates kill one for every
4,900,000 passengers carried.
Some 200,000 gypsies w ander about
H ungary and are regarded as a dan­
gerous com m unity. So notorious are
th e ir thieving propensities th a t they
are not allowed inside the tow ns, while
the villages to lerate them for only two
days.
Children Have Kidney Trouble
T hree years ago my little girl, An­
gela, was taken sick w ith scarlet fever
and la te r dropsy se t In; her face and
| limbs sw elled and her eyes puffed. A
leading physician h ere at th e time,
■ tre a te d h er w ithout the slig h test suc-
| cess. A sam ple of your Swamp-Root
having been left a t the houoe a t the
! time, I resolved to try it, and as it
agreed with h er stom ach I continued
! using It w ith g ratifying results. The
inflam m ation began to subside a fter
sne had tak en th e first fifty-cent bot-
tie, and a fte r she took two large bot­
tles she was pronounced cured by the
doctor and has been In good health
j ever since. T he doctor cam e to see
j her every day and exam ined h e r every
second day until he pronounced h er
J kidneys in p erfect condition.
Now th en th e doctor was under the
im pression th a t I was giving my girl
his medicine, but as his m edicine had
failed to do a bit of good, and desiring
not to offend him, I did not tell him I
w as giving h e r Swamp-Root and he
did not know th e difference. I did not
use one drop of his m edicine a fte r I
sta rte d my girl on Swamp-Root, and
have alw ays felt th a t Dr. K ilm er’s
Swamp-Root saved my girl's life, for
which I am grateful.
1 cannot p raise it too highly.
Very truly,
MRS. MARY BYRNE,
New Brunsw ick, N. J .
S tate of New Jersey ,
County of M iddlesex ss.
Mrs. Mary Byrne, being duly sworn
by me, according to law, on h er oath
saitli th a t th e above sta te m e n t made
by me Is ju s t and true.
Mrs. Mary Byrne.
Sw orn and subscribed to before me,
this 16th day of July, A. D., 1909.
MARGARET P. O'DONNELL,
N otary Public.
General Carranza Is­
sues Defiant Demand
W ashington, D. C.—G eneral Venus-
tiano C arranza, as first chief of the
co n stitu tio n alist arm y, notified the
world Tuesday th a t all com m unications
to his governm ent from outside sources
m ust pass through him.
C arranza’s decree reached W ashing­
ton through R afael Zubaran Capmany,
his m in ister of the interior, who tele­
graphed it to E lisea Arredondo, Car-
ran z'as local rep resen tativ e. The or­
der apparently w ill m ake it im possible
for diplom atic rep resen tativ es of fo r­
eign governm ents to deal w ith the
C arranza governm ent except by going
to V era Cruz, which they been unw il­
ling to do lest such action be construed
as form al recognition.
A lready most of the d ip lo m ats'at
Mexico C ity have asked th e ir govern­
m ents fo r perm ission to leave when
the situ atio n becomes intolerable, and
some of them have been advised to
use th e ir own discretion.
The order may also affect the ac tiv ­
ity of A m erican consular rep resen ta­
tives, who heretofore have dealt w ith
the^de facto governm ent, w hatever it
happened to be.
is your only real safe­
guard against loss of
appetite, poor d iges­
tion, and g e n e r a l
weakness. You must
help Nature to main­
t a i n s t r e n g t h and
vigor. With the aid of
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH
B I T T E R S
you have a combina­
tion that is sure to re­
sult to your benefit.
mmiii
Only Worse.
Philadelphia schoolteacher has
lately been in stru ctin g h er pupils in
G recian mythology. It is the plan to
have the children read th e tales aloud
and th e next day recount them in th eir
own language. One lad, to whom was
given the assig n m en t to re n d e r in his
own language th e sto ry of th e Gor
gons, did so in th ese term s:
“T he Gorgons w ere th re e sisters
th a t lived in th e Islands of H esperi
des. som ew here in the Indian ocean
T hey had long sn ak es for hair, tusks
for teeth and claw s for nails, and they
looked like women, only m ore h o rri­
ble.”— P ittsb u rg Chronicle Telegraph.
W here the Trouble Lies.
W ife—I w ish you would realize,
John, th a t th ere is som ething in the
world besides money.
H usband—I do, the trouble is th at
when I w ant anything done I can 't
get th e o th er fellow to realize it.—
Boston T ranscript.
T O D E O W N D R U G G IS T W IL L T E L L T O P
T ry M u rin e E y e R em ed y fo r R ed. W e a k , W a te ry
E y e s a n d G r a n u la t e d E y e lid s : N o S m a r t in g —
u s t- E y e C o m fo rt. W rite fo r B o o k o f th e Eye
>y m a ll F r e e . M u rin e E ye R em ed y Co., C h ic ag o .
I
Hard Luck.
"T errib le predicam ent Jo n es was
in."
“W hat w as th a t? ”
“Got in hot w ater and couldn't get
anybody to bail him out.”— B altim ore
A m erican.
Accused Aide of Mc­
Namara Bros. Found
New York — M atthew A. Schm idt,
34 years old, w as arrested here Mon­
day as a fu g itiv e from ju stice on an
indictm ent found in Los Angeles in
October, 1912, charging him w ith hav­
ing been im plicated in dynam iting the
Los A ngeles Tim es building.
The
a rre st was made on U pper Broadway,
w here detectives had traced him a fte r
a search of four years.
D etective W illiam J . Burns, who
accom panied th e officer m aking the
arre st, said the indictm ent charged
th a t Schm idt w as one of the tw o men
who w ent w ith J . B. M cNamara to the
works of th e G iant Pow der company
in C alifornia and purchased j 1000
pounds of dynam ite.
Schm idt was held in M ag istrate's
court, on short affidavit, w ith bail un­
til February 24 to aw ait extradition.
W hen arranged before M agistrate
McQuade th e prisoner said he w as a
m echanic, 34 years old, but refused to
answ er th e o th er custom ary questions.
A fte r the arraig n m en t, however, the
m a g istra te said th e man had confessed
to him in his cham bers th a t he was
M atthew A. Schm idt, as alleged in the
Los A ngeles indictm ent.
WOMAN W
OULD
NOT GIVE UP
* The Love of Hazard.
"How do you account for the fact
th at so m any of the political boys out
our way are so strongly in favor of
prohibition? Not one of them ever
took the pledge on his own account."
" It's the eternal spirit of self-con­
fidence th a t stim ulates speculation,"
replies S enator Sorghum . "E very one
of ’em thinks th a t he can find a way
to beat the gam e."— W ashington Star.
A ll t h e l a t e s t s t e p s —t h e n e w e s t a i r s —b r il lia n tly p la y e d in
f e o t te m p o f o r d a n c in g .
JE W EL D A N C E O UTFIT
The in s tr u m e n t il lu s tr a t e d a b o v e , w ith 20 fine
END STOMACH TROUBLE.
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
a lib e r a l s u p p ly o f n e e d le s , is o f f e re d
s e le c tio n s a n d
^ 4 1
S O
OO
th e C o m p le te O u tf it t o Y o u r H o m e .
L ib e ra l
P a y m e n ts c a n b e a r r a n g e d .
L a te s t D a n c e s D e m o n s tr a te d In O u r R e c ita l H a ll E v e ry
A l t e r n o o n , 3 o ’c l o c k .
"Pape's Diapepsin” makes Sick, Sour,
Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine
in five minutes.
If w hat you ju st a te is souring on
your stom ach or lies like a lum p of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas. and eru ctate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
in mouth and stom ach-headache, you
can get blessed relief in five m inutes.
P ut au end to stom ach trouble forever
by getting a large fifty-cent ease of
Pape's D iapepsin from any drug store.
You realize in five m inutes how need­
less it is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stom ach disorder.
I t’s the quickest, su rest stom ach doc­
to r in the world. It's wonderful.
per-
A ll th o R ecords
for ali M achines
all o f th o Tim e.
■i —
.i. ,
-—
I./.-, a. ’. . .
o.—. - , , •«**.
PodUml'i T. lions
Mi, tune
tieeiiiliuriera.
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
Shipping Fever
_
_
_
I n f l u e n z a , P in k e y e ,
E p is o o tic , D is te m ­
per and
a ll n o se
and throat diseases
c u r e d , a n d a il o t h e r s , n o m a t t e r h o w “ e x p o s e d ,” k e p t f r o m
h a v i n g a n y o f t h e s e d i s e a s e s w ith S P O H N ’S L I Q U I D D I S ­
T E M P E R C U R E . T h r e e to s i x d o s e s o f t e n c u r e a c a s e . O n e
6 0 - c e n t b o t t l e g u a r a n t e e d t o d o so.
B e s t th in g fo r b ro o d
m a r e s ; a c t s o n t h e b lo o d . 50 c e n t s a b o t t l e , $5 d o z e n b o tt le s .
D r u g g i s t s a n d h a r n e s s s h o p s o r m a n u f a c t u r e r s s e l l I t. A g e n t s
w a n te d .
SPOHN MEDICAL CO.,chemisls- Goshen, Ind.
R-ouisite for Optisism.
“W hat are the qualifications f i r
m em bership in your intern atio n al op­
S e rio u s n e s s J u s tifie d .
tim ist club?" asked the philanthrop­
'B llggins takes him self very serious-
ist's friend.
"W ell, in the first place, you’ve got iy.”
"He'8 right. H e has gotten nim self
to speak English w ith an A m erican
Into so many different kinds oi trouble
accent.”—W ashington Star.
that he is perfectly excusable for being
afraid of him self."—W ashington S tar,
Dr. P ierce's P leasant Pellets regu­
late and invigorate stom ach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules,
easy to take. Do not gripe.
How Poetry is Written.
“This is a p retty poem of yours.
Som ething tossed off to gratify a
Whimsical fancy?”
"No; som ething ground out to pay a
w ash bill.”—Louisville Courier-Journal.
F o re w a rn e d .
V isitor a t Seashore—Could you tell
me w hat tim e the tide is up?
Odd-Job Man— Well, sir, they do ex-
peck 'igh w ater a t 6; but then you
know w ot these 'ere rum ors are, now-
j adays.—Punch.
A “Helping Hand” Extended to the
Middle Aged Woman
T H E R E comes a tim e in every w om an's
• life when h er organism unJergoes an
i m p o r t a n t change.
This is a critical
eriod. I t is a tim e when a woman needs
e r full health and stren g th . F o r your own
sake you should anticipate this turning point.
The Color Scheme.
"I thought you said th a t th is color
was fa s t? ”
London — The foreign office an ­
"W ell, isn't it? ”
thing lo t th e m arket of hom e garden, m e
T
hough
Sick
and
S
u
fferin
g;
A
t
“No; it's an also ran."— Philadelphia
nounced definitely th a t if the cargo of
Inna, th e o rch ard , th e poulttym an and the
Ledger.
bee-keeper. A reliahle a n d safe guide to
Last Found H elp in Lydia th e A m erican steam ship W ilhelm ina
has been recommended for over fo rty years as a
your purchaaes an d a reference book w hich
should be diverted for th e re lie f of the
EL Pinkham ’s V e g e ta ­
L e t t e r U>
Limited Engagements.
tonic for women who are about to experience "th o
should be tn th e h an d s of every grower.
D r. K ilm e r & C o .,
The
latest
in
med­
distressed
in
Belgium
,
th
e
decision
to
tu rn of life.” I t is helpful in tho equalization of
"Do you keep serv an ts?" asked the
A sk fo r catalog N o . 11(>
ble C om pound.
B in g h a m to n , N . Y .
ic a l s c ie n c e is
the circulation o f th e blood and in regulating the
send her cargo to a B ritish prize court inquisitive neighbor across the fence.
contained in Dr.
PORTLAND
action of the bowels. N ervousness nnd low spiritsdis-
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do fo r You
•'Not long." responded the truthful
Pierce*»
Common
Richmond, Pa. — “ W hen I started would be reconsidered. O therw ise her woman next door.—Philadelphia Led­
oppear. H appiness and contentm ent tuke their place.
Send ten cents to Dr. K ilm er & Co.,
SEED C O . « 3 E P P
S
e
n
s«
M
ed
ical
Bingham ton, N. Y„ for a sam ple size tak in g Lydia E. P inkham ’s V egetable cargo m ust be subm itted to th e de­ ger.
A d v is e r—n e w nnd re-
PORTLAND,ORL-
Compound I w as in a cision of th e court.
viced e d itio n o f 100S
bottle. It will convince anyone. You
Sold In ta b le t o r liq u id fo rm b y M edicine
p a » * » io n lv 3 1 c. A d-
dreadfully rundown
will also receive a booklet of valuable
B e a t e n —o r a e n d SO r e n te f o r eam p le box
d re s s D r. r i e r c e ’n In ­
USE
RESINOL
The
W
ilhemina,
which
sailed
from
'
DO
N’T
ITCH!
s ta te o f h e a l t h ,
inform ation, telling about th e kidneys
v a lid ’» H o te l, B u ffalo
and bladder. W hen w riting, be sure
h a d in ternal trou­ New York w ith a cargo of food prod­
J u s t put on a little of th a t soothing,
Chas. E, George, Editor
and m ention th is paper.
R egular
bles, and w as so ex­ ucts for Germany, is a t present a t F a l­ antiseptic resinol ointm ent and the
fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles
trem ely nervous and mouth. A G. H ays, an attorney rep­ itching and burning stop a t once. Soon
and Publisher of the “ Bench
for sale a t all drug stores.
V lctrolysls.
14-Year-Old Hen Lays 3,000th Egg.
p ro strated th a t if I resen tin g the Green company, th e con­ all trace of eczem a, ringw orm , rash,
and Bar R eview ,” 825 Per­
had given In to my signors of the cargo of th e W ilhel­ or other torm enting skin trouble Is "W hen You I’iay in the Game of Love,”
Ml»3
Elsie Dobbins of Caldwell, N.
Sorrows of the Motorist.
dido St., N e w Orleans, La.
"In the Valley of the Moon,"
f e e l i n g s I would m ina, called a t th e A m erican embassy, gone. E very druggist sells resinol
J.. is the ow ner of a hen which she
“D idn't you see me hold up my
ointm
ent
and
resinol
soap.
Prescribed
"It's
a
Long,
Long
W
ay
to
T
ipperary”
have been in bed and w ent to Falm outh later. He said
believes holds the world’s cham pion­
h an d ?” asked the traffic policeman.
On the "Abu Duba Honeymoon."
As i t w a s I h a d he had not yet received his instructions by doctors for 20 years.—Adv.
ship for industry. The hen is 14 years
”1 m ust confess th a t I did,” replied
H ea d
old and has laid h er 3,000th egg. The
hardly stre n g th at concerning the case, but in the m ean­
the man who was driving his own ear.
A New Anecdote.
"W hen You’re a Long, Long W ay exact record of every egg has been
tim es to be on my tim e was endeavoring to learn all he
"T hen why didn’t you stop?”
From Home,”
C atarrh
Q ueer req u ests are often received for
kept. Old R eliable is tho nam e of th s
"I lost my nerve. I had ju st spent fe e t and w h a t I did do w as by a great could about th e Btatus of the vessel prescriptions, which m ight puzzle e ith ­
“ At the Jew ish Jubilee.”
hard w orking fowl.
th ree q u a rte rs of an hour g etting this effort. I could n o t sleep a t n ig ht and and her cargo.
C u red b y
e r doctor or chem ist, far more skilled And you w arble stra in s from “Dixie
car to s ta rt and It seem ed a sham e to of course fe lt very bad in the morning,
Lou,”
than th e proprietor of the ordinary
O v e rh e a rd .
lose all th a t w ork.”—W ashington Star. and had a steady headache.
P eruna.
"Everybody Picks on Me.”
drug store. H ere is one recently re ­
L
ob
Angeles
Children
Thrifty.
“I
have
thought
of another g reat r e ­
ported by M orris W ade. It is a note
“ A fte r tak in g the second b o ttle 1 no­
“ By the Way—”
form th a t should be agitated."
Los A ngeles—A canvas of th e banks from an excitable m other, whose Until a t last "Along Came R uth,"
T r ie d
ticed th a t the headache was not so had,
"W h at's the idea?"
The b est sh o rt w ar story so fa r Is ol I rested b e tte r, and my nerves were here shows th a t 40,000 children under nerves w ere apparently as much In
T hen I felt “Tills Is the Life,”
"I'm afraid to tell you. Some other
O th er
the G erm an private, fratern izin g with stronger. I continued its use until it
need of treatm en t as the digestion of “When Grownup Ladles Act Like Ba­
sixteen
years
of
age
have
alm
ost
$
1,-
statesm an m ight get hold of It and
the B ritish in the trenches on C hrist made a new woman of me, and now I
h er in fa n t:
bies.”
s ta rt a political party of his own w ith
000,000 in savings deposits, an average
R e m e d ie s
mas day, who gladly sw apped bis Iron
W on't you kindly be my wife?
“My iittld baby has et up Its fath er's
can
hardly
realize
th
a
t
I
am
able
to
do
it.”—W ashington Star.
| of $25 each. One bank has 15,000 de- parish plaster. Please to send an a n ­
Cross for a claspknlfe, and found that
so
much
as
I
do.
W
henever
I
know
any
W h ich
I positors betw een th e ages of tw o and ecdote by the inclosed little girl.”— Then she said, "Y ou're Here and I'm
Tommy A tkins had stung him with
No Charity.
woman in need o f a good medicine I fourteen years. The larg est account is Y outh's Companion.
one "m ade in G erm any.”
H ere,"
F a iled .
highly praise Lydia E. Pinkham ’s Veg­ th a t of a tw elve-year old hoy who has
" T h a t’s Why L ittle Boy Blue Is
K nlcker—“A re Jones and ills wife
a t w ar?"
Blue,"
etable C o m p o u n d . ” — Mrs. F rank $1,572.
Rough on the Nerves.
No inferior Place.
H e began seven years ago
Come to “The Land of My Best Girl.”
B ocker—“Yes, and the pity of it Is
C lark . 3146 N. Tulip S t., Richmond,Pa. w ith 50 cents
"Did
th
a
t
sea
voyage
do
your
nerve*
“Did
you
select
your
son’s
college
A
leading
financier
de-
H a v in g for y ea rs b een af­ any good?"
th a t nobody has offered to feed th s
Back to "C alifornia ami You."
Women Have Been T ellin g Women | d a re d on th is show ing th a t Los A n­ for its curriculum , .Mrs. Comeup?”
poor fellow ."—New York Sun,
"P u t ’em out of com m ission alto­
"Of course we did. The boy’s a l­
flicted w ith C atarrh of the
Gang’s Always Ready.
gether. old chap. Every barrel I sight for fo rty years how Lydia E. Pinkham ’s geles children a re the th r iftie s t in the w ays been accustom ed to the best kind
Ulead I w a s fin ally induced ed looked like a floating m ine to m e 11 V egetable Compound has restored their world, w hich he ascribes largely to of a one u t hom e.”—B altim ore A m eri­ "I tell you, sir. the great benefit of
a college education lies lu the friends
health when suffering w ith fem ale ills. business in stru ctio n in the schools.
can.
to try P eru n a. It effected —K ansas City Journal.
you make."
This accounts fo r th e enormous demand
A stenography school is involved 1 e for it from coast to coast. I f you are
" T h a t’s so. No m atter how old you
Fist Flies tor Lincoln.
a cu re. I th in k P eru n a the
W isdom ami Bump arc prom oters of
a law suit. L et us hope it doesn't leave troubled with any ailm ent peculiar to
a new bus line. T heir bump of win are, if you have been through college
P
ortland,
O
r.—
To
defend
the
m
em
­
host tonic e v e r put nn sale. the school shorthanded.
you can always find some one to play
women why don’t you try Lydia E. ory of A braham Lincoln, Corporal M. dora seem s to be welt developed.
poker or bet on the races or go on a
P inkham ’s V egetable Compound? It J . Parcels, of V ancouver B arracks,
spree with."—Life.
will
pay
you
to
do
so.
Lydia
E.
Pink-
pulled
an
I.
W.
W.
from
his
soapbox,
G ives Conscious E vidence of
■ a a a u iid
Balzer's White Bonanza Oats.
ham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
pommeled him severely and knocked |
T rue to Type.
Its Direct Action.
A D raft—Y ou Catch C old—T hen Follow s
Mide
C.
J
.
Johnson
of
Lincoln
Co.,
| down several sym pathizers who started
The C ustom er—T hese grand opera
| a n ear-riot. The speaker is said to j Minn., fair ous in grov, mg 243 bushels from phonograph records are no good. I
2V4 bushels sown la-t spring. Can you
Identified.
have made rem arks derogatory to th e | beat that in 1915? Wont you try?
can 't get anything out of half ol them.
Mrs. Ju d e Johnson is now dem and­ m artyred Preaident. The soldier, who '
T he Salesm an—They a re our finest
You never can tell
ing th a t each egg contain the picture sustained several bruiBes and cuts, was
T h is great achievem ent.
of the hen th a t laid it, so th e consum er tre a te d a t th e police hospital and re ­
Oat haa t a k ­ when these records will sing T hey're
can know w heth er o r not th e egg came leased w ith congratulations.
en m o r e so tem peram ental.—London-Opinion.
Two
from a healthy hen. She will ta k e the m em bers of th e crowd w ere arrested
prizes a n d
given bigger
’
How Could She.
m a tte r up with T opeka and W ashing­ on a charge of disorderly conduct.
and
larger
ton.—A tchison Globe.
Mrs E xe—If I'd been In your plsce
y i e l d s I think
I'd have pocketed my pride.
t h r oughout
Tiniest Exhibit Arrives.
IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS.
Mrs Wye—But I had no pocket.—
t h e U nited
FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED!
San Francisco — The sm allest and
S tates than Pittsburgh Dispatch.
any
O at
------------
| m ost valuable ex h ib it a t th e Panama-1
R. B. ft., ths famous blood purlflrr, alm ost
Especially ir. the piercing pain
known.
It's
Burning Bridget.
Look M other!
If tongue is coated, Pacific In tern atio n al E xposition will
ta lk s a s It avsrps Its w ar through th s d r
of neuralgia or the dull throb of
e
n
o
rmously
cleanse little bowels with “Call-
be th e fraction of a g rain of m esothe-
Newrlch—So she now looks forward d ilatio n . Its action Is so direct th at very
prolific. J u s t to a perfectly happy life?
,\W ^ headache is Sloan's Liniment
often In. Boms forms o f akin adllctlua the
orn a y ru P 0
fl*
rium , a d eriv ativ e of radium , valued
t h e O at for
of the eruptions changes over
^-■^"wonderfully relieving. Laid
Mrs Newrich—Yes. She has snub­ n appearance
Iowa,
Minn.,
igh t, the Iti-b and redness are gone am i
M others can re s t easy a fte r giving
nearly $300,000 which will be placed
bed the last of the old friends who recesery begins immediately.
lightly on the part where the pain is felt, it gives at once a
W
i
s
-
III.,
"C alifornia Syrup of Figs.” because in ln th e Germ an section of th e Palace |
Ind., Mich , knew her tn the early days when she
As a m atter o f fact, there is one ingredi­
feeling of comfort and ease that is most welcome to the
a few hours all the clogged-up w aste, of L iberal A rts. The ex h ib it is now
en t ln S. S. 8 which serves th s a c tlv s pur-
'■•Ohio,
Neb., was poor.—Town Topics.
overwrought sufferer.
sour bile and ferm enting food gently on its way from H am burg in a lead Pa.. N. Y., Kansas
I pose o f stim ulating each cellular part e t
nd Missouri.
m oves out of th e bowels, and you have box, carried by a personal represent-
the body te the beelthy and Judicious selec­
W hate ver Thy Hand Findeth.
Hear W hat Other* Say I
tion o f Its own essential nutrim ent. T hat
We sre America’s headquarters for
a well, playful child again.
ativ e of the discoverer. D. Hugo
N ever hit a man when he's down— is w hy It regenerates the blood su p p ly ; w hy
•‘T here »re r o L in ir a e r tt
eouel S lo an V M y b u sb n n d h « B euralgfa r» ry
Sick children n eed n 't be coaxed to j Lieber.
Alfalfa and Potatoea
eften . he nib* P.D»r,'« oo hie fece a a J th a t it th e
of i t ." — Air$. V. J drow n,
when you are flooring him give him it bee m e t a tremendous Influence ln e v e s
ta k e th is h arm less "fru it laxative."
’
_________________
Route 1. Box H l , H üllt, Tenn.
Timothy, Clovers and Farm Seeds.
such a good lick you won t hava to — com ing enem a, rash, pimple#, and n il akin
Millions of m others keep It handy be-
, ...
‘ I h a r t u«»d S loan's L in im e n t for fam ily use for y ea rs an d w ould n o t be w ith o u t
afflictions.
St. Louis Globe.
It. We Lave raised a fam ujr of ten children and have used it fo r cro u p an d all lung
cause they know Its action on the
B r it is h S t r i k e A v e r te d .
For 10e In Fcstaga
And in regenerating the tisanes B. B. A
tro u b ie; also, as an ant;*#ptio for w ounds, of which ch ild ren h av e a g reat m any, it
stom
ach,
liver
and
bowels
la
prom
pt
j
London
—
The
th
reatened
strik
e
of
h as a raplJ and poaltlra an tid o ta l effect
can t be b e a t
M y » ;fs sprained her a n k le la st sum m er an d it waa in b ad shape
10 CENT "CASCARETS"
We gladly -nail oar Catalog
upon a ll these Irritating influences that
Sloar.'s L inim ent applied e n a b > d h e r to be as g ,o d as ever in a we*-a I h av e used it
and sure.
several thousand railroad men through-
FOR LIVER AND BOWEL9 cause rheumatism, sore throat, weak eyes,
several time« for sprains an d rbe i a a t u Q -"— Jo h n M’eu co m t, R. R . Mo t , K eo ku k, Ioxoa.
Ask your d ruggist for a 60-cent hot - 1 out G reat B ritain , dem anding an in­ and sample packa-re of Ten Fa
lose o f weight, thin, pale cheeks, and that
tie of "C alifornia Syrup of Figs,” crease of wages, seem s to have been iiioua Farm Seeds, including
fipeits. "The Cer-al Wonder; '
Cure 9ick Headache, Constipation, w eariness of muscle and nerve th a t la gen­
which contains d irections for babies,
erally experienced as spring fever. Get a
Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
A nnouncem ent was made Rejuvenated White Bonanaa
children of all ages and for grown-ups averted.
"The Prize W inner;" Bil­
bottle pf 8. 8. 8. a t any drug «tore, and la
Breath—Candy Cathartic.
follow ing a conference betw een ra il­ Oats,
lion Dollar Graea; Teoelnte,
a few day* you w ill n o t only feel bright and
road m anagers and rep resen tativ es of the Silo Filler, etc., etc.
Diplomatically Speaking.
bat you w ill bs the picture o f
No odds how bad your liver, stom­ energetic,
new Ilfs 8. 8. ¡V In prepared only la the
"I w ant to answ er Gwendolyn's l e t­ the union th a t an ag reem ent had been
ach or bow els; how much your head leboretery o f The 8 w lft Specific ( V , M 4
Or
Bend
12o
reached,
th
e
term
s
of
which
will
he
ter and say som ething th a t means
arhea. how miserable you are from S w ift Blag . A tlanta, Oa., who maintain a
announced later.
; nothing "
constipation, indigestion, biliousness very efilrler.t Medical D epartm ent, where all
And we will mail you our
ho hare any blood disorder o f e stubborn
"Tell her you love h e r "—Philadel­
and sluggish bowels—you always get w
big Catalog and six generous
nature may write freely for ed rlcs and a
phia Ledger.
packages of Early Cabbage,
relief with Oascarets. They imme­ special honk o f Instruction. 8. S. 8. Is sola
Light Slain in Panama Fight.
Carrot, Cucumber, lettuce,
diately cleanse and regulate the stom ­ everywhere by drug stores, department and
Panama— A fight between soldiers Radi-S, Onion—furnish ng lets
ner#| storea, but beware t f
substitutes.
The political dopesters are seeing
ach, n a m the goer, ferm en tin g food
and
native
policemen
here
resulted,
■ n et accept them.
aod
lota
of
juicy
delicious
things. Some are in the White House,
and foul gasea; take the excess bile
It w orks lilt« m a fic, relievin g U a b t f s , R heum atism , Sprains and
from the liver and carry off the con­
some In the governor's chair, and else­ according to first reports of the con­ Vegetable* during tba early
flict, in the deaths of five policemen Spring and flununar
Bruises. N o r a k k in f - - just lay It on. P rice 2 5 c. A ll d ealers. Send four
where.
stipated waste matter and poison from
No. fi, »IB
». N. U.
tne Intestines and bowela. A 10 cent
and three soldiers and the wounding of
Or sand to J o h n A. S a l a s r
cen ts in stam ps for T R IA L BO T TLE . S en t to any ad d ress in the U .3 .
London says Germans a re getting many of the combatants.
box from your druggist will keep your
A carnival S eed fc«v, Wox 7 2 0 , Lss
, wool, and the i rorst of it is they are was in progress and many of the sol- Cron»*, W l a . , tw«»ty rents
liver and bowels clean; stomach sw eet
DR. EARL S. SLOAN, Inc. Dept.B. Philadelphia, Pa.
j pulling It over the eyes of the allies d i e n w e n on leave to attend the fee-
and head clear for months. They work
. occasionali/.
while you sleep.
Britain to Divert Food.
E
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
Purifies Blood
With Telling Effect
Coughs,Cold
Stiff Neck
Neuralgia
SLOANS
LINIMENT
K