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So free from modern ills, He never was dum-busted by Eve’s millinery bills. Everybody's doing It. Berlin brands stories of defeats as lies and London, Paris and Petrograd do likewise. Those A. B. C. diplomats are to be decorated. Why not let them settle the European war P. D. Q.? It may not be good biology but the larger an army's wings become the smaller the main body. If anything was in a name, Then we could safely bet The enemy would be captured With a single bayo-net. Over 1S O Styles Y O U CAN SAVE M O N E Y BY W E A R IN G W . L. DOUGLAS SHOES. F o r 31 years W . L. D ouglas has guaran teed tne valu e b y h a v in g his nam e and the retail price stam ped on the sole before the eho**B leave the fac tory. T h i8 protects th e wearer against h ig h prices for in ferior sh oes o f other m akce. W. I,. Douglas shoes h re always worth what you nay for them. If you could see bow carefully \\ . I,. Douglas shoes are made, and the high grade leatlieis used, you would then understand why they look better, tit better, hold their shape and wear longer than other makes for the pr»ce. If the W. 1.. Douglas shoes are not for sale in your vicinity, order direct from taetory. Shoes sent every where. Postage tree in the l'. S. W r i t e f o r l l l u » - t r a ic t l t ut » l o g showing how to order by mail. W. L. DOUGLAS, 210 Spark St., Brockton, Mass. 0BEEESESEBE6 a a a s s j a s r a s a s s ROCKEFELLER TO FEED BELGIANS Britons Are Defeated by Germans in Naval figh t NORTHWEST M A R K E T REPORTS Time for Action Valparaiso, Chile—The German war ships Gneisenau, Scharnhorst. Nürn Portland— There is a slowing down berg, Leipsic and Bremen Sunday at-j o f wheat buying in the country this tacked the British fleet off Coronel, | IS N O W . Don’t week. Prices were not quotaMy Chile. The British cruiser Monmouth changed, yet the large buyers did not neglect or postpone was sunk. The cruiser Good Hope was seem disposed to go as strong as they badly damaged and, as she was on fire, helping your stom did a few days ago. The Chicago mar is supposed to have been lost. ket receded, influenced by the accumu ach, liver and The British cruiser Glasgow took lation of domestic stocks, and this had refuge ¡.. the harbor o f Coronel and is bowels when there some effect on sentiment notwithstand Commission Is Sent to War-Torn now bottled up. She is reported to ing that the English markets were is any indication of Europe to Devise Ways and have been badly damaged. steady. Damage was inflicted on the British Means to Relieve Distress. weakness. To do Most of the dealers are carrying transport Otranto. large stocks, and until an opportunity so only invites sick The German warships anchored at is presented for turning them, buying ness. Take New York— The Rockefeller Founda midday in Valparaiso harbor undam operations will likely be held down. aged. tion haa determined to employ its im Farmers are very firm in all sections The British cruisers Good Hope. mense resources for the relief o f non- and the majority of them appear in Monmouth and Glasgow were under combatants in the countries afflicted different to current offers. command o f Rear Admiral Sir Chris by war, and stands ready to give ‘ ‘ mil At the Merchants Exchange sessions STOMACH BITTERS topher Cradock and had been searching lions of dollars, if necessary,” for the red wheat was steady, but club was I f the coasts o f South America several purpose. This was announced by John cents lower on hid, and milling and today and let it help weeks with the object o f engaging D. Rockefeller, Jr., president o f the shipping bluestem were each down a the German warsh’ p which had been foundation. cent. Five thousand bushels o f forty you back to daily destroying British merchant vessels. fold were sold at $1.09, followed by a In pursuance o f this philanthropy, An official report issued later by health and strength sale o f 10,000 bushels at $1.10. Five the foundation will send a commission Admiral Graf von Spee said: to Europe in a few days to report first thousand bushels o f red Russian “ The action lasted nearly one hour,” hand as to how, when and where aid changed hands at $1.01. the report said, “ and it was only dis can be rendered most effectively. At The oats market did not display its continued at nightfall. The British a cost of $275,000 it already has char recent strength. Buyers offered $28.25 W h y W e S h all N o t H a v e R eal H a rd were forced to give way. The Good T im e s . tered a ship and loaded it with 4000 against $29 the preceding week, and Hope was so badly damaged that she tons of provisions for the relief of the there were sellers at $28.50, or a dol W o are not in for hard times— at was unable to resist and could only starving Belgians. lar less than was asked previously. least not If wo manage our affairs “ This action is taken, ” Mr. Rocke make her escape protected by the dark-1 Barley bids were 50 cents higher, with Intelligence. We can make hard ness. Between her funnels the result feller says, “ as a natural step in ful $22.50 being offered for feed and $23 o f the big explosion could be seen. times out of anything. But there is for export grade. filling the chartered purpose of the “ The Monmouth, under identical Wheat— Bid: Bluestem, $1.11 per no natural reason for It that I see; in foundation, namely, ‘to promote the conditions, tried to escape, but was bushel; forty-fold, $1.10; club, $1.07; fact, it's all in our favor. If manufac well-being o f mankind throughout the turers, inventors, chemists and scien followed by a small cruiser and sunk red Russian, $1.01; red Fife, $1.02. world.’ ” tific experts generally all join forces with a few shots. The ship is the Massapequa, the Oats— Bid: No. 1 white feed, $28.25 and study the problem and keep every "O w in g to the hurricane that was j largest neutral vessel now in New per ton. body too busy to talk we will be mak York harbor, which will sail immedi blowing no boats could be lowered and Barley— Bid: No. 1 feed, $22.50 ing the best use o f our luck. The ately for Rotterdam with certification consequently there was a terrible loss per ton; brewing. $23; bran, $21.50; situation is simply a big call on Yan kee resourcefulness.— American Maga from the British consul at New York of life. shorts, $22. “ It is supposed that the Glasgow Millfeed— Spot prices: Bran. $24® zine. that its cargo is destined for the use of Belgian non-combatants only, and and the Otranto, which were badly 24.50 per ton; shorts, $26@ 26.50; should not be delayed in transit. The damaged, were able to make their es rolled barley, $25.50@26.50. supplies are consigned to the A m eri cape, owing to their speed and the Corn— Whole, $37 ton; cacked, $38. darkness. Hay— Eastern Oregon timothy, $15 can consul at Rotterdam, and will be “ The Germans suffered little or no distributed by the Belgian relief com @ 15.50; grain hay, $10@11; alfalfa,; damage. $12.50@13.50; valley timothy, $13@14. j mission. “ Only two men wounded were re Mr. Rockefeller has been in com Butter — Creamery prints, extras, | munication with Ambassador Page at ported in the Gneisenau’ s crew .” 34 Jc per pound in case lots; Jc more j In naval circles here it is said that London and made public a cablegram in which the ambassador described the the action took place 20 miles off St. in less than case lots; cubes, 30c. Dressed Veal— Fancy, l i f e pound. dire need o f the Belgians, and says Maria Island, whence the flashes of Dressed Pork— Block, 9c per pound. I that “ it will require $1,000,000 a the guns could be seen, but no detona Hops— 1914 crop, 8 i @ l l c per pound; i month for seven months to prevent tions heard. 1913 crop, nominal. starvation.” Hides— Salted hides, 13c per pound; “ In fa ct,” the ambassador said, Both Allied Armies and salt kip, 13c; salted calf, 18c; salt dry “ many will starve now before food can Germans Lose Heavily hides, 24c; dry calf, 26c; salted bulls, reach them.” Amsterdam, via London — The fol 10c; green bulls, 8Jc. He added that the British groven- W ool— Valley, 17@18c per pound; ment forbids the export o f food and lowing official dispatch issued in Ber Eastern Oregon, 15@20c, nominal; that none can be bought on the con lin has been received h ere: “ A telegram from general head mohair, 1914 clip, 27Jc. tinent. Cascara bark— Old and new, 4c per It was in response to this urgent quarters dated November 3 at noon message and a similar one from H. C. says that inundations south o f Nieu- pound. Vegetables — Cucumbers, 30c per Hoover, o f the American relief com port prevent all operations in this part d oz.; eggplant, 7c per pound; peppers, mittee in London, that the foundation o f the country. “ The water in places is as high as a 6 @ 6 c; artichokes, 90c per dozen; to decided to send a relief ship “ at the full grown man. Our troops have matoes, 60@90c per crate; cabbage, earliest possible moment.” Mr. Rockefeller makes clear in his evacuated the inundated districts with { @ l c per pound; peas, 10c; beans, 6c; celery, 60(<i76c per dozen; cauliflower, announcement that whatever steps are out loss o f men, horses or guns. “ Our attacks on Ypres are progress 40@ 75c; sprouts, 10c per pound; head taken by the foundation in the admin More than 2300 men, mostly lettuce, $2 per crate. istration o f its relief work ‘ ‘ will be ing. Green Fruits — Apples, 65c@$1.50 absolutely neutral.” The commission English, have been captured, and also per box; cantaloupes, $1@1.50 per o f investigation will be headed by several machine guns. “ West o f Roye severe fighting has crate; casabas, $1.25@1.50 per dozen; W ickliffe Rose, director general o f the • e taken place with great losses on both pears, $1@1.75 per box; grapes, 90c@ International Health commission. • B a t h e your face for several min- • sides, but the situation is unchanged. $1.15 per crate; cranberries, $8@8.50 J utes with Resinol Soap and hot J In the village fight we lost several per barrel. Italy Is Reported to Be o water, working the creamy lather • hundred in missing and two cannon. Potatoes— Oregon, 90c@ $l per sack; Facing Big Deficit Our attacks on Aisne, east o f Soissons, sweets, 2c per pound. J into the skin gently with the fin- J Onions— Yellow, 90 c@ $l per sack. • gcr-tips. Wash off with Resinol • Rome — All the cabinet ministers are successful, despite obstinate re Our troop have occupied Eggs — Fresh Oregon ranch, case • Soap and more hot water. Finish ! who resigned their portfolios Monday sistance. • with a dash o f cold water to closo • met Tuesday in the presence o f King several strongly fortified positions be count, 35c per dozen; candled, 3 7 i@ J the pores. • Victor Emmanuel, with whom they yond Chavonne and Soupir, capturing 40c; storage, 28@30c. • Do this once or twice a day, and J Poultry — Hens, 14c per pound; discussed the situation for about two more than 1000 French, three cannon • you will be astonished to find how • and four machine guns. springs, 13c; turkeys, young, 18@20c; hours. • quickly the healing, antiseptic • “ Near the cathedral in Soissons the dressed, 22 (it) 25c; ducks, 10@12Jc; Signor Rubini, minister o f the treas J Resinol medication soothes and « ury, gave a lengthy explanation of his French have posted a heavy battery geese, 1 0 @ llc . • cleanses the pores, removes pirn- J Cattle — Prime steers, $6.75@ 7; reasons for resigning. He said the and made the steeple an observation J pies and blackheads, and leaves the • choice, $6.50@ 6.75; medium, $6.26@ budget showed a deficit o f $4,000,000 post. • complexionclearfreshandvelvety. • “ Between Verdun and Toul several 6.50; choice cows, $6 @ 6 .2 5 ; medium, before the war began. That deficit » Sold b y »11 drui?iri«ts. F o r ia m p le fr e « , • might easily have been overcome by French attacks have been repulsed. $5.25 @ 5 .7 5 ; heifers, $5.50 @ 6.25; • w rite t o D ep t.2 -W l..'M nol, Baltim ore, Mil. * an increase in revenues and limiting Troops o f French soldiers wore German calves, $6@ 8; bulls, $3 @ 4 .7 5 ; stags, $4.50@6. expenses, the augmentation o f the rev overcoats and helmets. “ In the Vosges, near Markinch, a Hogs— Light, $6.75 @ 6.90; heavy, enues including the slight raise in tax ation, which already had been ap French attack was repulsed and our $5.90@6. Shoe B rush on A u to , Sh eep— Wethers, $4@ 5 .6 0 ; ewes, proved by parliament, and from which troops began a counter attack. An ingenious brush for cleansing the “ In the East the operations are $3.60@ 4.35; lambs, $5@ 6.25. it was expected to realize $16,000,000 shoes Is so mounted on an automobile annually. The war, however, changed still in a state o f evolution and there footboard as to he easily swung Into the whole situation, Signor Rubini has been no fighting. Seattle— Advices received here from position for use or out of the way be “ The Russian first Siberian army Wenatchee are to the effect that ap- ! said, and the military budgets alone corps, on November 1, used civilians pies are being shipped out at the rate neath the hoard. would require $160,000,000. Owing to the European crisis. Sig as breastworks while destroying a o f 100 carloads per day to imaginary P la y W ith a H a p p y E nd ing. nor Rubini continued, the revenues, bridge.” buyers in the East and South in the “ Did the play have a happy end instead o f increasing, had diminished hope that by “ rolling” the fruit they ing?” "You bet it did. Home one In Canada Restrains Press. by about $20,000,000, instead of will be able to find actual buyers be the gallery hit the villain sciuare in $16,000,000. He added that he recog Ottawa—The Canadian government fore the cars stop traveling. In this, the face with a tomato.”— Houston nized the necessity for urgent military has ordered the suppression o f news however, there is likely to be disap Post. expenses but wished to counterbalance papers publishing articles calculated pointment. It is probable that the them with new taxation. to promote sedition among alien resi fruit will have to be stored in the East A majority o f the ministers pre dents in Canada. Weekly newspapers until later, when there may be a chance ferred to postpone the taxation until printed in the German language in to sell. No higher prices are hoped after the war, but Signor Rubini said Winnipeg, Regina, Calgary and Ed for this season. such action might be considered un monton have openly condemned Great Following the success o f the first constitutional. Britain, France and Russia and upheld apple show in Western Washington, who the acts o f Germany and Austria in Eastern Washington growers, the European war. have been on the ground, are request Town o f Verdun Is Held. The Northwest mounted police have ing that Seattle business men make Enhanced By Perfect Physi London— A dispatch to the Exchange been ordered to put an end to the pub plans to hold a show every year here cal Health. Telegraph from Paris says: after. The distributors have pointed lication o f such sentiments. “ It is officially announced that, con out that owing to the importance o f The experience o f Motherhood is a try trary to the German statement that Seattle as a distributing center, both ing one to most women and marks dis Taft’s Escort Ejected. the town o f Verdun had been de as to the Coast and oversea trade, Hartford — Ex-President Taft was tinctly an epoch in their lives. Not one stroyed. the fact, is it never has been efforts should be made to exploit the struck by a single shell. Fort Douau- voting in the Ninth ward Tuesday, apple industry annually as a means to woman in a hundred is prepared or un derstands how to properly care for her- mont only was bombarded for 24 hours having been escorted to the polls by widen distributing areas. Local job at long range, and without any appre his friend, Colonel Isaac M Ullmann, bers declared that between 400 and I self. O f course nearly every woman ciable damage having been done it. a New Haven Republican leader, when 500 carloads o f Washington apples nowadays has medical treatment at such The French army still bars the road to Colonel Ullmann ripped down litho would be sent through this port before | times, but many approach the experi ence with an organism unfitted for the ; Verdun. Reports of a German vic graph pictures of President Wilson and January 1 for storage in California. | trial o f strength, and when it is over tory in the forest o f Argonne also are Governor Baldwin placed on the front Eggs— Select ranch, 44(i/46c dozen. her system has received a shock from absolutely false.” o f a building occupied by Democratic Poultry— Live hens, 10@15c pound; which it is hard to recover. Following headquarters. Mr. Taft edged his way old roosters, 10c; 1914 broilers, 12@ ; right upon this comes the nervous strain out o f the angry crowd as Ullmann 14c; ducklings, 10C(/12c; geese, 10c; $25,000,000 Gold Moved. o f caring for the child, and a distinct tore down a second picture. The police guinea fowl, $9 per dozen. New York— The largest single ship change in the mother results. Apples— New, cooking, 50@60c per ment o f gold ever made by the United were called and Colonel Ullmann was There is nothing more charming than box; Gravensteins, 8 5 c @ $ l; Jona States government, $25,000,000, left ejected from the vicinity. thans, 75cC(/$1.25; Winter Bananas, a happy and healthy mother o f children, Denver last Friday and is expected to J j be locked safely in the vaults o f the , $ 1.25@ 1.50; Kings, 75ciV/.$l; Delicious, I and indeed child-birth under the right Airman After Two Rulers. ! conditions need he no hazard to health or London— A Central News dispatch $1.25@ 1.50; Spitzenbergs, %\(tt\.2T>. | subtreasury in this city Tuesday morn i j ing. The fact that this great fortune from Northern France says that a Ger Grapes — Malagas, $1 @ 1.25 per i beauty. The unexplainable thing is that, with all the evidence o f shattered of gold was on its way was kept a man airman, skimmnig 5000 feet crate; Tokays, $1.25; Concords, 19J@ nerve# and broken health resulting from | closely-guarded secret until it neared above the Belgian town o f Fumes, ap 25c per basket. j an unprepared condition, and with am New York. The shipment was made parently with the knowledge that King Huckleberries, 5c per pound. ple time in which to pr-pare, women in care o f the American Express com Albert and President Poincare were Pears— Beurre Easter, $1.25 per will persist in going blindly to the trial. pany over several railroad lines, pack going to review the cavalry drawn up box; Beurre Anjou, $1.25. ed in special cars and under heavy before the Hotel De Ville, dropped sev Every woman at this time should rely Quinces— $1.25@1.75 per box. guard. upon Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable eral bombs which, however, missed the Walnuts— 18Jc per pound. square and did but slight damage a Dressed B eef—Prime beef steers, Compound, a most valuable tonic and short distance away. The king of Bel- 12 ('fl2}c per pound; cows, ll$ @ 1 2 c ; invigorator o f the female organism. Germany Plans Sew Loan. London— The Daily Mail’ s Copen gum and the president o f France ar heifers, 12c. In m a n y homes Dressed Veal— 1 M i 16c per pound. hagen correspondent says he learns rived on the scene after the craft had once childless there Dressed Hogs — Whole, packing that Germany is preparing to issue a disappeared. are now children be house, 13c per pound. new war loan of $1,250,000,000. Ger cause o f the fact Serum Is Used on Field. Dressed Spring Lamb— 12@13c per that Lydia E. Pink- many will advance a preliminary war contribution to Turkey o f $50,000,000, Paris— A microbe causing gangrene pound. ham’s V e g o t a b l e the correspondent adds. to develop in bullet and shrapnel Dressed Mutton— IOO l IOJ c pound. I Compound m a k e s wounds has been discovered and iso Vegetables — Artichokes, 76c per w o m e n n o r m a l , African Revolt May End. lated and the serum is now being pre dozen; beans, green, 90i 10c pound; I healthy and strong. London— The Durban correspondent pared by Hemi Weisberg, o f the Pas cabbage, local, lc per pound; red, l$ c; I f yon want special advice write to of the Daily Mail says the governor at teur institute. The serum is being in corn, green, $1 per sack; onions, Pretoria has granted General Chris jected into patients on the battle field green, 25id30c per dozen; Walla Lydia E. Plnkha-n Medicine Co. 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"Many opera A PLUM P, STRONG, ROBUST BODY “ B e f o r e I t o o k S a r g o l p e o p le u s e d t o tors—and I use the word advisedly— k i n n y ’ b u t n o w m y n a m e is rush Into operations with no clear c c a h ll a n g m e d e . ‘s M y w h o le b o d y is s t o u t . H a v e idea whatever of the true nature of g a i n e d 15 p o u n d s a n d a m g a i n i n g y e t. I the disease which they are endeavor lo o k lik e a n e w m a n .“ d e c l a r e d a n o t h e r a n w h o h a d j u s t f in i s h e d t h e S a r g o l ing to combat, and for this reason in tre a tm e n t. many operations are needlessly per W o u l d y o u , t o o , l ik e t o q u i c k l y p u t f r o m j 10 t o 30 lb s . o f g o o d , s o lid , “ s t a y - t h e r e ’ ’ formed." a t a n d m u s c u l u r t is s u e b e t w e e n The plain words quoted should be f y le o u s h r , s k f in and b on es? heeded, for they bear the stamp of D o n ’ t s a y it c a n ’ t b e d o n e . T r y It. L e t authority. The man who spoke them | u s s e n d y o u f r e e a 5 0 c p a c k a g e o f S a r g o l d p r o v e w h a t It c a n d o f o r y o u . is a distinguished surgeon connected | a n M o r e t h a n h a l f a m il l io n t h in m e n a n d with Johns Hopkins medical school.— w o m e n h a v e g l a d l y m a d e t h is t e s t a n d | th a t S a r g o l d o e s s u c c e e d , d o e s m a k e t h in Boston Globe. T h e W o r s t Is S till In th e O ffin g . Suppose the war should spread to the Caucasus, here Is what the cable editors would have to face in the way of town and city nomenclature: Borlsbliebsk Slobodishtchi Kkatermodar Krosnof Ufimsk list Sisolsk M Kosmodemiank Yladikaukaz Yelanskata not to mention Novo Georgeviesk.— Philadelphia Ledger. | f o l k s f a t e v e n w h e n ? a ll e ls e h a s fa ile d , Its b e s t p r o v e d b y th e tr e m e n d o u s b u s i n ess w e h a v e done. 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Smokeless Powder Shells “ LEADER" and “ REPEATER" The superiority of Winchester S m o k e l e s s Powder Shells is undisputed. Among intelligent shooters they stand first in pop ularity, records and s h o o t i n g qu alities. A lw a y s use them R e s in o l S o a p ■ s F o r Field or T rap S h o o tin g. Ask Your Dealor For Them. Behold th e H u n te r. Size o f U n iv e rs itie s o f th e U . S. He talketh much about his trip. He prepareth for It many days; Yea, ho brlngeth guns to the office. His equipment passeth understanding Ho consulteth the tinio tables and He calleth up the depots to make sure. With other sportsmen holdeth he con verse. He rotlreth and arlseth early; ills family sleepeth not. He goeth forth into sloughs and for ests And trampeth many miles. His gun lncreaseth In weight and His ammunition tuxeth him sore. In the distance seeth he birds, Yet none comcth near him. He retumeth in disgust; He sllppeth home after dark And his countenance is evil. On the morrow he cometh to work, And lo! he lieth mightily! The size of universities of the Uni ted States Is rapidly passing beyond the comprehension of the average man, and, indeed, of the average uni versity man. How many New Eng landers are acquainted with the Uni versity of Minnesota? Asked to guess the number of students, few of us would place It nbovo 2000. Yet, ac cording to the official figures, certi fied to by the university registrar, there are 8972 students enrolled there for the current year. Everybody gasp ed the other day when it was made known that Columtda had a total of 12,000 Btudents. Yet other Institu tions are not far behind Columbia.— Springfield Republican. H o w a r d k burton Anaan-r «n * c t i f m K 1 II... C ol.x m lo. prieva: (¿old , S iln -r . L ead , 11 H o ld , Hllw-r. i.V . G o ld . tU a. Z in o o r Coppar II. M a ilin g e n ra lop a s « id fu ll prl'-w llak aunt o n ai'1‘ 1 loat Ion. C o n tr o l and I ’ m nlrt. w ork MP u oitn d . Jlnfernnooi Onrliouatn N a tion al Hank. To Breaf: in New Shoes. A lw a y s s h a k e In A lle n '« Foot-¿Case, a p o w d e r , it c u r e « h o t , H w catin g, a c h in g , s w o lle n feet. u r c H c o r n s , in g r o w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . At ill d r iig g is ls a n d s h o e s to r e s, 27>c. D o u t a c c e p t any s u b s titu te . S am p le inai led F U E L . A d d ress 4 lle n H. O lm s te d , Le R o y , N. Y. THE CHARM OF MOTHERHOOD A T e s t o f E nd u ran c e. 8R U P T U R E 5 IS CURABLE “Gains 22 Pounds In 23 Days” Step right up and hit the man you hate most. “ 1 hate a Jew.” says one. So he takes a throw at “ the Kike.” “ 1 hate uu Irishman, aaipthgr. and he drives at “ the Mick.” Another hates ¡.n Englishman, an other a German or a Japanese; so the devil In human nature spends itself in this way until wisdom touches the human mind and says, "Now calm yourself and wipe the froth from your m outh!” Then one begins to think and finally learns this truth: that race hatred is one of the lowest and meanest of hu man passions. A race may have more cunning than another, but the race that makes the accusation may have more bluff. One may have more cul ture, but the other may excel In sim ple honesty. And when It comes to summing up all the virtues, faults and capabilities of each race one about equals the other. Until we learn to judge every in dividual on his own peculiar merits we haven't taken a first good step toward social intelligence.—Art Young in Metropolitan. The war will not be over until one side is exhausted. A determinative military success Is Improbable until, through the attrition of corresponding losses, a strength ratio of 4 to 3 is Increased to a ratio of 2 to 1. Tho contest has seemingly settled down to one of grim endurance.— New York Globe. Y O U ! OWN M U O G IS T WILL TELL YOU A u n tie W a n ts to Know , City Nephew (on vacation)— I'm studying now for a doctor. Rural Aunt— I)o tell! Ain’t the doc tor able to do his own studying? Purifies Blood With Telling Effect Gives Conscious Evidence of Its Direct Action. T ry M urin e K ye R em ed y fo r Ilrd , W r:ik , W atery E y es au«l O r a n u la te d E y e lid « ; N o H m art Ing— , . * . K /e C o m fo r t. W rite fo r H ook o f the •'.ye y m a il Free. Murine E ye R em ed y C o., C h ic a g o . I N o W a r on th e O th e r Side. There la a world of dramatic pathos in the story of the French soldier, who, wounded himself, passed his water bottle to a wounded German o f ficer, who lay beside him on the bat tlefield. The German sipped a little, kissed the hand of the man who had been his enemy and said: "There will be no war on the other side.”— Springfield Republican. M iss and M rs. j j The Vicar (to the old lady, the last of whose family has married)— You must feel lonely. Mrs. Muggins, after having such a large family. Mrs. Muggins— Yes, I do, sir. Some times I misses 'em and sometimes I wants 'em, but I misses ’em more nor I wants ’em.— London Sketch. E le c tric Egg C an dlin g. T o Insure hotels and restaurants serving their patrons fresh eggs a candling apparatus using an electric light has been Invented. T h e T im e and th e P la n t. "Any chump." says the grouch, “ can bring In the family rubber plant, but it takes a wise man to make it stay brought.” C o n t i erate. "S o yon want to become my son- tn law, eh?” “ Y-Yes, sir. That is. If you can af lord 1C” — Am beist Rover. ft. 8. 8., the famous blood purifier, almost talk* a« it «weeps Its way through the cir culation. 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