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Praise for the Dear Departed. Uncle Cjr was 96 years old when he died. He had made a lot of money, and had devoted his entire life to a • f all kinds w in tad. W rita for our spectacular and desperate system of never letting go of a nickel. His rep CASH OFFER utation as a tightwad and a skinflint po g n was so gorgeous and brilliant that its effulgence lit up all New England and cast a powerful glow as far south as Tennessee and as far west as Minne I W I L L T R A D E «ood property fo r a country stara. a T a . M a st H inckley B id «.. Seattle. Wash. sota. When It came to stinginess he was the original gold-medal old guy. At last he died and the family spat WF HAVE SALES FOR THE FOLLOWING: Farms. Stock Ranches and Stocks o f Merchandise tered around a lot of money to pay for in any part o f Oregon and the Northw est. Send his funeral and to lay him out In state. os description, price and detailed information. On such occasions in New England Secretary o f W a r Acta on Advice Smith Investment Co.. M Fifth S t. Portland. Ora. It is customary for everybody to say o f Surgeon G eneral- Many something nice about the dear depart St ations Given for Move. ed. This time, however, the neighbors merely looked cm in silence. Bought, «old and exchanged: engines, boilers, At last an old man in whose veins j sawmills, etc. Send for Stock L is t and Prices. Washington, D. C.— Absolute prohi TH E J. E. M A R T IN CO.. 83 1st S L . Portland. Or. the milk of human kindness rippled I and pumped and roared, took his stand bition will prevail in the United beside the casket and lifted up his States navy after July 1 next. Secre 99 LADIES' “ COMBINGS'* voice in a eulogy to Uncle Cy. tary Daniels has made public an order AND “ CUT HAIR" “ Cy’s gone now,” he said, “ and I'll which not only will abolish the tradi say this for him: He was always good tional “ wine mess” o f the officers, but made up into Switches and Tran formations, etc., from 96c. Switches dyed any shade. $1. ■t keeping his barn door shut."— Pop- j will bar all alcoholic liquors from Gents Toupees and W igs from $15.00. L a rge ular Magazine. assortment o f Real H a ir Switches at $1.50, every ship and shore station. $2.50, $3.50 and $5.00. in every shade. Mail This order, constituting one o f the your order w ith sample o f your hair. F re e to O u r R e a d ers most noteworthy victories ever won by EUROPEAN HAIR EMPORIUM W r ite M u rin e E y e R em ed y Co., C h ica go . Tor the prohibition forces, was issued up 1 4 « Morrison Street. PO RTLAN D , OREGON 48-page illu s tra te d E y e R o ok F ree. W r it e a ll a b o u t Y o u r E y e T r o u b le au d th ey w ill adviae on the recommendation o f Surgeon a t to the P r o p e r A p p lic a tio n o f th e M a rin e General Braisted. It follows: E y e R em ed ies In Y o u r S p ecia l C ase. Y o u r “ The use or introduction o f liquors D ru g g is t w ill t e ll yo u th a t M u rin e R e iie vea S ore E yee, S tren gth e n s W ea k Eyes. D oesn 't for drinking purposes on board any S m art, S oothes E y e P a in , and a ells fo r 50c. naval vessel or within any navy yard T r y I t in l o u r E y es aud In R a lly 's E y es Tot Instant relief and positive cure or station is prohibited, and command S c a ly E y e lid s and G ra n u la tio n . within two weeks. Send $1 for full ing officers will be held directly re details o f home treatment to Saving H is T r e a s u r e s . sponsible for the enforcement o f this P. O. Box 786, Spokane, Wash. A fire broke out one day in Fran ” V, J cis Witeon’s dressing room nt the the order. In a statement issued later Secre ater where he was playing. He had some of his books around tary Daniels said: Court Humor. “ I am in hearty agreement with the him and in an agony of despair asked Judge— You say you saw the pris himself: views expressed by the surgeon gen oner strike the complainant. On what “ Which shall I save?" He glanced eral in his paper accompanying the provocation? at his precious Chaucer, at some recommendation. There should not be Witness—Why. he pulled out a roll Shakespearean volumes, when— on shipboard, with reference to intoxi of bills, your honor. “ Come, Mr. Wilson,” broke in at the Judge—And you mean to say the door from a fireman, "you have not a cants, one rule for officers and another and a different rule for the enlisted prisoner struck him for that? moment to lose.” personnel. Witness— Well, he struck him for “ Yes, yes, coming.” replied Wilson “ The saddest hour in my official life some of 1L absently. He was looking for a special Illu is when an officer or enlisted man must Oerman pencil manufacturers are minated volume very dear to him. be punished for intoxication. During looking to California incense cedar for “ Come, Wilson," cried his manager; the last week it has been my painful pencil wood. The establishment of a “ come, get out! ” duty to approve a court-martial for pencil factory in California Is not im “ All right, all right,” said Wilson, dismissal o f an officer for intoxication. probable. and, grabbing some clothes in one He told me that Jhe had never tasted hand, he snatched with the other the intoxicating drink until he did so in M . Hennion, recently appointed po nearest volume and ran to the street. lice prefect for Paris, has established There he looked at the huge volume the wine mess on his cruiser. Others a school for policemen, in which re in his arms. It was the city directory. who have been disciplined for drinking to excess have made similar state cruits will be instructed in their du ments to me. ties by the cinematograph. Just So. “ Officers are now commissioned at “ You mustn’t be so modest. The A n eminent authority has estimated other candidate doesn’t hesitate to the early age o f 22 years. Has the that 91 per cent of the people of Paris talk about himself.” government a right to permit this have the germs of tuberculosis in "It see. Follow the doctrine, an I temptation which too often destroys their blood and are capable of spread for an I.” the highest usefulness o f young offi ing the disease. cers? I think not. I f there is one profession more than any other that SPRING SUGGESTION. It Is said that a minimum of from calls for a clear head and a steady 6,000,000 to 7,000,000 horsepower could Take two or three W right’s Indian hand it is the naval profession. Ex be developed In the Appalachian moun Vegetable Pills upon retiring a few perience has shown the wisdom of tains In the south. times and you will say that they’re the having no intoxicants on our ships for best Spring Medicine you’ve ever tried. the young men who enlist. “ I believe experience has demon Send for trial box to 372 Pearl St., N. Y. strated that a uniform rule should pre vail in the navy for all who enlist in Fooled the Butcher. the service, from the highest rank to The smart young housewife went to market one morning to buy some the youngest enlisted man or officer geese and found five hanging outside who comes into the service, and that the abolition o f the wine mess will be the shop. “ I am a boarding-house keeper" she justified. ’ ’ To the Merit o f Lydia E. Pink« remarked with a smile. “ W ill you pick out for me the three of those Huerta Government Cancels ham 's Vegetable Com .geese that are toughest?" American Consul’s Papers The man laughed knowingly and pound during Change obeyed. Mexico City— The foreign office has “ Thank you,” said the woman, brisk o f Life. ly. “ Now I ’ll take the other two.”— recalled the exequatur o f George C. Carothers, the American vice consul at Cleveland Leader. W estbrook, Me. — “ I was passing Torreon, because o f the character of through the Change o f L ife and had the news he has been sending from A Sympathetic Dog. pains in my back Consul Caroth The fare of a certain boarding house V illa’s headquarters. and side and was so was very poor. A boarder who had ers has been characterized as an ar weak I could hardly been there for some time, because he dent partisan o f the rebels “ in going do my housework. could not get away, was standing In into unwarranted lengths to discredit I have taken Lydia the hall when the landlord rang the the Mexican government.” E. Pinkham’ s Vege dinner-bell. Whereupon an old dog The government’s denial o f the cap table Compound and that was lying outside on a rug com ture o f Torreon is based on reports it has done me a lot menced to howl mournfully. from General Javier De Moure, at San The boarder watched him for a little o f good. I will re Pedro, near Torreon, and it is argued commend your med | while, and then said: “ What on earth are you howling for? that General De Moure must know the icine to my friends state o f affairs at Torreon. Officials and give you permis ! You don’t have to eat It !" holding minor positions are wholly sion to publish my A passenger on a German steamer, sincere in their accounts o f the gov testimonial.” — Mrs. L a w r e n c e M a r after trying various remedies for sea ernment’« denial. t i n , 12 King St., Westbrook, Maine. sickness, ate a pancake with (Ger Mans ton, Wis. — “ A t the Change o f man) cranberries, and found himself L ife I suffered with pains in my back promptly cured. All the steamers of School Health Clinics and loins until I cottld not stand. I also that line now have pfannkuchen mit Objected to By Parents had night-sweats so that the sheets preisselbeeren on their menu. San Francisco — “ It is unwise to would be wet. I tried other medicine keep constantly before the young, The Helpm eet. but got no relief. A fte r taking one bot Newly-wedded Husband (fresh from ideas o f illness and infirmity.” tle o f Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable “ It is wrong to spend time that Compound I began to improve and I the altar)— Excuse me taking the lib erty, sir, but do you happen to know should be devoted to the three R ’s to continued its use for six months. The of any place where my wife could get having doctors and nurses looking pains left me, the night-sweats and hot a little charring to do?— Punch. down the throats and into the ears of flashes grew less, and in one year I was school children.” a different woman. I know I have to Modern Conditions. “ It is humiliating for a child to be thank you for my continued good health Old-Fashioned Individual—Well, lit taken from the class-room, examined ever since. ” — Mrs. M. J. B row nell , tle man, building a castle? by a strange nurse, and perhaps la Manston, Wis. Fin de Siecle Infant -Nope. This Is The success o f Lydia E. Pinkham’ s a hotel; there is no money In castles. beled ‘Exceptional’ or ‘D efective.’ ” These Rre some o f the objections to Vegetable Compound, made from roots — Harper’s Magazine. medical inspections in the public land herbs, is unparalleled in such cases. schools, made by the Parents’ Rights Playing for Safety. I f you want special advice write to “ Your Scotch friend asked you to League o f America in a letter on file Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confl- have a cigar, but I notice he didn't in Mayor Rolph’s office. deutial) Lynn, Mass. Yonr letter w ill offer me one.” The protest urges that the mayor be opened, reed and answered by a "Ah, you see, he knows I don’t confer with the board o f health to se cure the services o f the school exam Woman, and held in strict confidence. smoke.”— The Tatler. iners at free medical centers, to which parents may take their children when necessary. POULTRY - and Dairy Produce I Pearson-Page Co. E 5 P WINE IN NAVY IS ABOLISHED Order Puts All Officers and Men On Same Footing. SECOND-HAND MACHINERY “HAIR W h o o p in g C o u g h WOMEN FROM 45 to 55 TESTIFY Make Demand Forcible Don’! Be Trifled With Aik fir S . S . S i end Dm1! Stand ler fhe "Jurf ae Coed” Talk. When a man has the short chance gam s w orked on him , ho m akes a noise th at b rin gs th e P o lice, and y e t th at sa m e man m a y w a lk Into a store and h a ve th e "J u s t a a g o o d “ g a m e w o rk ed on him and yc You Ask fo r S. S. S. T>o So With Emphasis. They Wifi Understand. W hen tam ely subm it. W h y stand fo r It? T h e unly reason w h y a n y store w ill t r y to sub- ■tltnte so m eth in g else fo r 8. 3. 8. Is the tuet fo r g r e e te r profit. 8 S. B. 1» the n e a t e s t blood purifier known. T h e r e la n ot a m ed icin e fo r a n y pun1 pose m ore caj-efully m ade than 8 S. S. I t represents th e h igh est ty p e o f medicine. Its m edical prop erties a re ju s t a s essen tial to w a ll balanced health, i t tha blood be sick, a s a r e th e nou rishin g elem ents o t m eats, grains, fa ts and su gars o f our dally food. B. a 8. Is prepared d ire ct from n a tiv e b o ta n ica l m ateria l. N o t a drop o f drugs le added. N o t a drop o f m inerals Is used. T h is is o n e o f th e m ost Im port a n t th in g s to kn ow and to raaMtubeS w hen y o u r blood needs a ttention. I t is th e m ost effe c tiv e , the purest, tha quickest and m ost relia b le m edicine known fo r poisoned blood, rheum atism catarrh al In fection , m alaria, sk in disease, old sores and a ll a fflic tio n s th at show la th e blood, skin, jo in ts and muscles. A n In teres tin g book on tha Mood la m ailed to those w h o w rite. G et a bottle o f 8. 8. 8. today. I t la th e w o rld 's great est m edicine. In sis t upon th e dealer handing you 8. 8. 8. and don’ t let him "orate abou t som eth in g th at be c a n 't ad. eerttee as fr e e from Iodide o f potash and oth er d e s tru c tiv e m ineral drugs. I f you h a v e trouble g e ttin g 8 . 8 . 8 . w rits to T h e S w ift Specific Co., ted S w iff Bldg. A tla n ta , G a., fo r 1st ot squ are deal Huge Lizard Bones Found. Los Angeles — Workmen digging a trench this week in the foothills o f San Pedro mountain, at La Alameda, uncovered the skeleton o f a monster prehistoric lizard. It is in almost perfect state o f pres ervation. The finding o f the skeleton has prompted Professor Thompson, o f the high school, to begin a search for other specimens. Scientists think that the beds, which have yielded the only fossil o f a prehistoric man found on the continent, may have a rival near here. E le ctricity In A i r Used. Madrid— An electrician, Senor Igle- siaa, gave a successful demonstration o f an apparatus, o t which he is the inventor, for condensing and utilizing atmospheric electricity. He lighted and extinguished at will 15 electric bulbs placed at a distance o f 600 yards) Experts say the discovery has great possibilities with regard to cheapening o f current for industry. William Mar coni early last February lighted an electric bulb at a distance o f six miles by a wireless current supplied from a 100-horsepower engine. Villa Gives Order to Expel A ll Spaniards From Torreon Desperate Resistance to Last By Federal Defenders. Vancouver Barracks, Wash.— Many persons who have attempted to drive through the post when the “ Star Span gled Banner” is being played by the Twenty-first Infantry band have been stopped. Some have concluded that vehicles are not permitted to go through the post. The truth is an or der was given to stop everyone in the post when the band plays the national air. All are expected to come to at tention as a mark o f respect to the flag and to remain so until the music ceases. Glen M a rtin ’’Ascends 14,000 Feet. Bulgarians A wait Queen. New York— Former and present sub jects o f the Bulgarian crown, includ ing Armenians and Hebrews from Bul garia, are actively interested in the projected visit o f Queen Eleanors to this country. They are preparing to take part in the reception accorded her. TORREON FALLS BEFORE REBELS Torreon, Mexico— General Francisco Villa has ordered that the 600 Span- j iards o f this city be deported. He is sued instructions that trains be pro vided at once and that the exodus to j El Paso, Tex., should begin immedi ately. Their property will be confis cated, temporarily, at least. It is the tragedy o f Chihuahua over j Rebels Lose Heavily; Villa Thinks again and is said to express the deep- j Federal Loss A lm ost Total — rooted suspicion and even hatred with 1 Villa Feeds Hungry. which the Mexican looks upon the j Spaniard. Villa expelled the Dons from Chi- J Juarez, Mex.—Torreon fell complete huahua four months ago and since ly into the hands of the rebels at then has repeatedly declared that other Spaniards would better get out o f j 10:20 o'clock Thursday night, accord Mexico before he caught them. His j ing to announcement made here by abiding conviction that they are work- j General Venustlauo Carranza. ing as one man against the revolution [ The news was first announced to found frequent expression while he the world when the bugler in front of was in Juarez, at which time he as Carranza’s residence blew the stac serted he would execute every Span cato notes of victory. The paean, Car ranza said, was sounded even before iard found in Torreon. It was heard In Torreon, Villa delay Villa promised he would investigate ing out of compliment to his chief. closely the conduct o f each Spaniard The meager bulletins, excitedly an and that in due course those found to nouncing victory after the bloodiest have lent no aid to the enemy would series of battles known to modern be allowed to return. To establish Mexico, said that Villa captured a their innocence while not represented large number of prisoners and that before the investigators, with their the fleeing remnant was being pur cases in the hands o f a hostile court sued. With Torreon at last completely in and themselves in a foreign land, will his hands, General Francisco Villa be an almost hopeless task and it is was already preparing next day for thought certain -that few will be al attacks on Monterey and Saltillo. In lowed to return. the meantime his men were doing their utmost to get in food supplies Prospective M illionaire W ill and make the city habitable. A thor cleaning up was urged, If a pes Become American Bluejacket ough tilence was to be avoided. The In Eugene, Or.— Notre Dame Meyer, habitants were on the verge of star a man who probably will be worth mil vation. Considering the number of men en lions within a few years, walked into gaged In the past 11 days’ fight It.g the the United States navy recruiting sta losses were enormous. Of the rebels tion in Eugene recently and asked for 200 were killed In Sunday night’s fight a position on one o f Uncle Sam’s bat ing alone, and It was estimated 500 tleships at a trivial wage. He seeks federals were slain and 1000 wounded to work two or four years while his the same day. Villa put the number of rebels killed after his men got in fortune is accumulating. According to the story told, which side the city at 500 and the wounded is believed by K. W. Wheeler, recruit at 1500. Asked how many rebels fell from ing officer, the man is an inventor. “ You’ll He claims to have produced a machine first to last, Villa replied: not go far wrong if you say the federal drill which is superior to any in use, loss was total." and has arranged for its promotion by Villa promptly put his prisoners to an Eastern concern. work burying the dead, caring for the Instead o f waiting idly for his in wounded and clearing up the wreck vention to make him rich, as the local age. The damage done by shells, officer believes it will after hearing bombs and fire was enormous, and the man’s story, he has decided to the removal of the debris will be a spend the time in the engine rooms of heavy task. The food problem, too, was a serious an American man-of-war, and to re turn after a period o f years to count one. Supplies were ordered rushed his accumulated wealth. He left for from Chihuahua city and Juarez, and details were sent out to drive In herds Mare Island navy yard. of cattle from neighboring ranches. Soup kitchens were opened under ipil- Bulgarian King to Visit ltary management, and all applicants, men, women and children, federals America With His Queen and rebels, combatants and non-com Washington, D. C.— Queen Elea- batants. shared alike while the food nore, o f Bulgaria, will be accompanied lasted. To facilitate the assault upon Mon on her American tour by King Ferd inand himself, i f the political condi terey and Saltillo, Villa had forces of tions in Bulgaria permit. This in federal prisoners at work repairing the railroad eastward and rebuilding formation has been formally commun the bridge over the Nazas river, which icated to the United States govern was destroyed during the-fighting. ment, together with a few details of Villa was inclined to think both the ' proposed royal visit. The party Monterey and Saltillo would fall easi will sail May 21 on the Kaiserin Au ly. In view of the Torreon garrison’s guste Victoria from Hamburg and destruction und the city’s capture, travel in the United States strictly in with a greater store of artillery and cognito. The purpose o f Queen Elea- military supplies than the Huertlstas nore is to study the American hospi possessed anywhere outside Mexico tals and the methods o f training nurses City, he could not believe It would be deemed worth while to reenforce the in this country. defenders o f either of his next points In the circumstances, the royal vis of attack. And unless they were itors will not be regarded as official strongly reenforced, he felt confident guests o f the United States, which of making short work of them. honor they seem desirous o f avoiding. The fighting at Torreon over, the rebels and their federal prisoners fra ternized readily. By their desperate Sealer With 173 Men resistance— a resistance which was a A re Given Up for Lost great surprise to Villa—the federals St. Johns, Newfoundland— The seal had won the rebels' respect. On the other hand, the federals were surpris ing steamer Southern Cross, missing ed at being fed and well treated. Many since the big blizzard over a week of them would have surrendered soon ago, has been posted as lost with her er, they said, but their officers con 173 men. Hope for the safety o f the vinced them they would be tortured steamer and her crew was abandoned to death If captured. It was opened dramatically. Riding when the stricken survivors o f the sealer Newfoundland told their stories along the line of his troops, General o f the disaster which cost the lives of Villa pointed to the city and shouted: “ Comrades, there’s Torreon. W e must 77 o f their comrades. The colony, plunged into mourning take It. W ill you follow me?” The response was a thunderous by the greatest tragedy in its history, chorus of cheers. "Esta bueno!” cried has waited in vain, hoping that the Villa. "L et us go.” wireless search might bring some word The roar of the rebel artillery and from the missing vessel whose loss the rattle of rifle fire followed Imme would deprive whole settlements of diately. From that time forward the their breadwinners and make more constitutionalists closed steadily in on than 10,000 women and children de the town. The federal artillery and pendent upon charity. First hopes, riflemen fought coolly and courageous based on the stoutness o f the ship, ly, but their enemies’ advance was at faded when survivors o f the New no time even checked. What surprised the rebels most was foundland told o f the two days’ bliz the federals’ continued resistance af zard and the condition in which it ter the former were actually In the caught the Southern Cross. Captain streets of Torreon. They had expect Martin said he parted company from ed a fight to get Into the town, but her a week before, when the Southern once Inside they had believed It would Cross turned homeward with 17,000 be over. Instead, the thoroughfares were seals. She was so deeply laden that all her provisions and part o f the found strongly barricaded and held bunker coal were stored on deck so by federal troops, who contested every that every available Bpace below could step of their foes’ advance, fighting from behind the barricades and pour be filled with the catch. ing a murderous fire Into the rebel ranks from the tops of flat roofed Libraries Help Babies. adobe houses. Washington, D. C.— "B etter Babies” will be one o f the subjects discussed A i r Passenger Refuses Fare. at the conference o f the American L i San Francisco.— Silas Cbrlstoffer- brary association here May 25 to 30, because o f the educational campaign son and his wife applied for a warrant conducted by Samuel H. Rinck, in Saturday for Jim Griffin, referee and charge o f the public library at Grand sporting man. Chrlstofferson charged Rapids, Mich. For some time the li that Griffin failed to pay $10 for a brarian circulated slips to mothers ride over Seal Rocks, made Sunday in Chrlstofferson’s plane. The airman whose names appear on the official did not get the warrant, because the birth register, giving the names o f all only available charge was defrauding books and magazine articles in the li a motor vehicle driver. brary dealing with the care o f babies. Miss de Orarer, assistant bond and He has aroused much interest. warrant clerk, cited Griffin to appear at her office and show cause why a warrant should not be Issued. Customs N o t Understood. Pomona, Cal.— Glenn Martin, South ern California aviator, was credited with having broken the American al titude record o f 12,120 feet Sunday jrhen, after a flight made in ronnee- tion with a speedway feta, he an nounced that his barograph had regis- ; tered 14,200 feet. M edicine For Hubby. “ You advertise your remedy as good tor nmn and brute." "Yes." "Do you mix it yourself?” " I do." “ Well, mix me a bottle for my hu» band, and make the brute part pro dominant."— Louisville Courier-Jour nal. Don’t Sacrifice Your Health for anything, for once it is lost it is hard to regain. Guard it care fully and at the first sign o f distress in the Stom ach, L i v e r or Bowels, resort to Nothing Doing. “ Why do you send this bill for one telegraph pole to me?” demanded the automobile dealer. "You guaranteed repairs for a year; didn’t you?" “ On the machine, yes. But not on what you run Into.”— Louisville Cour ier-Journal. HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters « Curia While You Walk. 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"Oh! pshaw!” responded the young ster, with a look of disgust, “ why, I thought It was, a dog fight."— Now York Tribune. Styles fo r 1914. Mrs. Julian Heath, president of the American Housewives' league, says that American wives are, as a rule ig norant as to the prices and quality of articles required for housekeeping and in so far are inefficient housekeepers. She tells of overcharges by grocers and other tradesmen which a good bargainer would not permit, nnd says that by sharp questioning she induced a grocer recently to reduce his price for storage eggs from 50 cents a dozen to 30 cents. But a Dangerous Poker Player. Crawford—The man who can look happy when he Isn't makes a good companion. Orabshaw— But you’d better not sit In n poker game with him.— New York Times. BLACK LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED "What does a milliner want with a by Cutter's Blackleg Pill«. 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A trained ostrich recently discon certed Its exhibitor at a London music hall by continually endeavoring to break away from all restraint and to climb over the footlights Into the or chestra. The widely advertised act came to a Cleveland In 1913 gave nearly 3,- sudden end, and the professor emerg 000,000 to charities. ed from behind the curtain and apolo gized for the actions of his pet in about these words: “ Lydles and gentlemen, HI ham very sorry to disappoint you this hev- enlng. We are compelled to cease our hengagement with the management until the management hengages a now horchestra leader. The one at present hemployed 'as no air on top of ’Is 'ead, and my bird takes his for a hegg.” —Houston Chronicle. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regu late and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take. Do not gripe. Rheumatic Twinges More Than One W ay. "T o cure warts,” says a Chicago doctor, "burn them out with a redhot pin." Another method is to put In a charge of dynamite. M o d e r n S e t t le m e n t. Krlss—The Browns are divorced. Kross—Who has the custody of the ear?—Town Topics. Oennany produces about 32 per cent ot the world’s potato crop, Russia 20.2 ind the United States 6.9 per cent. A hydraulic valve gate large enough for a large automobile to pass through was recently completed In Germany. JUDG E C U R E D . H E A R T T R O U B L E . I took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid ney Pills for Heart Trouble from which I had suffered for 5 years. I had dizzy spells, my eyes puffed, my breath was short and I bad chills and back ache. I took the Judge M ust Pay His Own Tips. pills about a year Chehalis, Wash.—On request o f , ago and have had County Auditor Monfort, of Lewis | no return of the county. County Attorney Cunningham palpitations. Am has rendered an opinion In effect that | now 63 years old, "tipping" is not properly chargeable _ able to do lots of against a county as an expense item I dge Miller. manual labor, am In traveling. The question arose when a visiting judge put In a bill [ well and hearty and weigh about 200 for tips to the railroad porter, paid pounds. I feel very grateful that ! found Dodde Kidney Pills and you may while en route here. Attorney Cunningham ruled that j publish this letter if you wish. I am under the law the county Is not liab le! tervlng my third term as Probate Yours truly, on the ground that tips given to rail- j Judge of Gray Co. P H IL IP M ILLER. Cimarron, Kan. road porters are not necessary travel Correspond with Judge Miller about Ing expenses. this wonderful remedy. Dodde Kidney Pills, 60c per box at Boys Out-Biscuit Girls. your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co., Newport, R. I.—Two boys out of a Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household class of eight won s biscuit-making Hints, also music of National Anthem contest against s class of I I girls at (English and German words) and re Rogers high school. All nssd baking, cipes for dainty dishes. All 2 sent free. powder made In tbs school laboratory. A d r . Tbs judges wers experienced cooks. vleld immediately to Sloan’s Lin iment. It relieves aching and swollen parts instantly. Reduces Inflammation and quiet« that agon ising pain. Doo’t rub—It pene trate«. SLOANS LINIMENT Kills Pain gfrw quick relief from chest and throat affection«. H ire you tried Sloan*«? Here's what others my» Relief from Rksamatbm "M r mother baa used one 60c. bottle of Sloan's Liniment, and although she in orer 88 yeans of age, «he haa ob- taineri «rent relief from hei rheuma* tmn ’ -M r,. H. E. Lindmlnmf, Cdrwj, CmL Good foe Cold »si«l Croup " A little boy ne*t door had croup. I (rare the mother Sloan'« liniment to try. She «are him three drove on sugar before goin g to bed. and he go tu p w ith - the croup in the morning.” —Mr- J 721 Klmmuod Asm . Ourmgcs. UL £ t Strung*, ** Sloan’« Liniment in the beet medi cine in the world. It hae relieved me o f neuralgim. Thoee pain« have all gone • nd l.« - «" .truly «syyou ^Linlm iB t did S tn ^the it ^ ^ —« mf *» G Vommr o f /«*«*■ A l a ll D ia lo n . P r ic e 28 «.. SO.. * « 1 4 « 3 I o n 's lo it r u iia Bookiat « • ML (AM IS u fth L ,'M S I« , IASS. ». n . V. No. ia ’>4.
