Praise for the Dear Departed.
Uncle Cjr was 96 years old when he
died. He had made a lot of money,
and had devoted his entire life to a
• f all kinds w in tad. W rita for our
spectacular and desperate system of
never letting go of a nickel. His rep
CASH OFFER
utation as a tightwad and a skinflint
po g n
was so gorgeous and brilliant that its
effulgence lit up all New England and
cast a powerful glow as far south as
Tennessee and as far west as Minne
I W I L L T R A D E «ood property fo r a country
stara. a T a . M a st H inckley B id «.. Seattle. Wash. sota. When It came to stinginess he
was the original gold-medal old guy.
At last he died and the family spat
WF HAVE SALES FOR THE FOLLOWING:
Farms. Stock Ranches and Stocks o f Merchandise tered around a lot of money to pay for
in any part o f Oregon and the Northw est. Send his funeral and to lay him out In state.
os description, price and detailed information.
On such occasions in New England Secretary o f W a r Acta on Advice
Smith Investment Co.. M Fifth S t. Portland. Ora. It is customary for everybody to say
o f Surgeon G eneral- Many
something nice about the dear depart
St ations Given for Move.
ed. This time, however, the neighbors
merely looked cm in silence.
Bought, «old and exchanged: engines, boilers,
At last an old man in whose veins j
sawmills, etc. Send for Stock L is t and Prices.
Washington, D. C.— Absolute prohi
TH E J. E. M A R T IN CO.. 83 1st S L . Portland. Or. the milk of human kindness rippled I
and pumped and roared, took his stand bition will prevail in the United
beside the casket and lifted up his States navy after July 1 next. Secre
99 LADIES' “ COMBINGS'* voice in a eulogy to Uncle Cy.
tary Daniels has made public an order
AND “ CUT HAIR"
“ Cy’s gone now,” he said, “ and I'll which not only will abolish the tradi
say this for him: He was always good tional “ wine mess” o f the officers, but
made up into Switches and Tran formations,
etc., from 96c. Switches dyed any shade. $1.
■t keeping his barn door shut."— Pop- j
will bar all alcoholic liquors from
Gents Toupees and W igs from $15.00. L a rge
ular Magazine.
assortment o f Real H a ir Switches at $1.50,
every ship and shore station.
$2.50, $3.50 and $5.00. in every shade. Mail
This order, constituting one o f the
your order w ith sample o f your hair.
F re e to O u r R e a d ers
most noteworthy victories ever won by
EUROPEAN HAIR EMPORIUM
W r ite M u rin e E y e R em ed y Co., C h ica go . Tor
the prohibition forces, was issued up
1 4 « Morrison Street.
PO RTLAN D , OREGON 48-page illu s tra te d E y e R o ok F ree. W r it e a ll
a b o u t Y o u r E y e T r o u b le au d th ey w ill adviae
on the recommendation o f Surgeon
a t to the P r o p e r A p p lic a tio n o f th e M a rin e
General Braisted. It follows:
E y e R em ed ies In Y o u r S p ecia l C ase. Y o u r
“ The use or introduction o f liquors
D ru g g is t w ill t e ll yo u th a t M u rin e R e iie vea
S ore E yee, S tren gth e n s W ea k Eyes. D oesn 't
for drinking purposes on board any
S m art, S oothes E y e P a in , and a ells fo r 50c.
naval vessel or within any navy yard
T r y I t in l o u r E y es aud In R a lly 's E y es Tot
Instant relief and positive cure
or station is prohibited, and command
S c a ly E y e lid s and G ra n u la tio n .
within two weeks. Send $1 for full
ing officers will be held directly re
details o f home treatment to
Saving H is T r e a s u r e s .
sponsible for the enforcement o f this
P. O. Box 786, Spokane, Wash.
A fire broke out one day in Fran
”
V,
J cis Witeon’s dressing room nt the the order.
In a statement issued later Secre
ater where he was playing.
He had some of his books around tary Daniels said:
Court Humor.
“ I am in hearty agreement with the
him and in an agony of despair asked
Judge— You say you saw the pris himself:
views expressed by the surgeon gen
oner strike the complainant. On what
“ Which shall I save?" He glanced eral in his paper accompanying the
provocation?
at his precious Chaucer, at some recommendation. There should not be
Witness—Why. he pulled out a roll Shakespearean volumes, when—
on shipboard, with reference to intoxi
of bills, your honor.
“ Come, Mr. Wilson,” broke in at the
Judge—And you mean to say the door from a fireman, "you have not a cants, one rule for officers and another
and a different rule for the enlisted
prisoner struck him for that?
moment to lose.”
personnel.
Witness— Well, he struck him for
“ Yes, yes, coming.” replied Wilson
“ The saddest hour in my official life
some of 1L
absently.
He was looking for a special Illu is when an officer or enlisted man must
Oerman pencil manufacturers are minated volume very dear to him.
be punished for intoxication.
During
looking to California incense cedar for
“ Come, Wilson," cried his manager; the last week it has been my painful
pencil wood. The establishment of a “ come, get out! ”
duty to approve a court-martial for
pencil factory in California Is not im
“ All right, all right,” said Wilson, dismissal o f an officer for intoxication.
probable.
and, grabbing some clothes in one He told me that Jhe had never tasted
hand, he snatched with the other the intoxicating drink until he did so in
M . Hennion, recently appointed po nearest volume and ran to the street.
lice prefect for Paris, has established There he looked at the huge volume the wine mess on his cruiser. Others
a school for policemen, in which re in his arms. It was the city directory. who have been disciplined for drinking
to excess have made similar state
cruits will be instructed in their du
ments to me.
ties by the cinematograph.
Just So.
“ Officers are now commissioned at
“ You mustn’t be so modest. The
A n eminent authority has estimated other candidate doesn’t
hesitate to the early age o f 22 years. Has the
that 91 per cent of the people of Paris talk about himself.”
government a right to permit this
have the germs of tuberculosis in
"It see. Follow the doctrine, an I temptation which too often destroys
their blood and are capable of spread for an I.”
the highest usefulness o f young offi
ing the disease.
cers? I think not. I f there is one
profession more than any other that
SPRING SUGGESTION.
It Is said that a minimum of from
calls for a clear head and a steady
6,000,000 to 7,000,000 horsepower could
Take two or three W right’s Indian hand it is the naval profession. Ex
be developed In the Appalachian moun
Vegetable Pills upon retiring a few perience has shown the wisdom of
tains In the south.
times and you will say that they’re the having no intoxicants on our ships for
best Spring Medicine you’ve ever tried. the young men who enlist.
“ I believe experience has demon
Send for trial box to 372 Pearl St., N. Y.
strated that a uniform rule should pre
vail in the navy for all who enlist in
Fooled the Butcher.
the service, from the highest rank to
The smart young housewife went to
market one morning to buy some the youngest enlisted man or officer
geese and found five hanging outside who comes into the service, and that
the abolition o f the wine mess will be
the shop.
“ I am a boarding-house keeper" she justified. ’ ’
To the Merit o f Lydia E. Pink« remarked with a smile. “ W ill you
pick out for me the three of those Huerta Government Cancels
ham 's Vegetable Com
.geese that are toughest?"
American Consul’s Papers
The man laughed knowingly and
pound during Change
obeyed.
Mexico
City— The foreign office has
“ Thank you,” said the woman, brisk
o f Life.
ly. “ Now I ’ll take the other two.”— recalled the exequatur o f George C.
Carothers, the American vice consul at
Cleveland Leader.
W estbrook, Me. — “ I was passing
Torreon, because o f the character of
through the Change o f L ife and had
the news he has been sending from
A Sympathetic Dog.
pains in my back
Consul Caroth
The fare of a certain boarding house V illa’s headquarters.
and side and was so
was very poor. A boarder who had ers has been characterized as an ar
weak I could hardly been there for some time, because he dent partisan o f the rebels “ in going
do my housework. could not get away, was standing In into unwarranted lengths to discredit
I have taken Lydia the hall when the landlord rang the the Mexican government.”
E. Pinkham’ s Vege dinner-bell. Whereupon an old dog
The government’s denial o f the cap
table Compound and that was lying outside on a rug com ture o f Torreon is based on reports
it has done me a lot menced to howl mournfully.
from General Javier De Moure, at San
The boarder watched him for a little
o f good. I will re
Pedro, near Torreon, and it is argued
commend your med | while, and then said:
“ What on earth are you howling for? that General De Moure must know the
icine to my friends
state o f affairs at Torreon.
Officials
and give you permis ! You don’t have to eat It !"
holding minor positions are wholly
sion to publish my
A passenger on a German steamer, sincere in their accounts o f the gov
testimonial.” — Mrs. L a w r e n c e M a r after trying various remedies for sea
ernment’« denial.
t i n , 12 King St., Westbrook, Maine.
sickness, ate a pancake with (Ger
Mans ton, Wis. — “ A t the Change o f man) cranberries, and found himself
L ife I suffered with pains in my back promptly cured. All the steamers of School Health Clinics
and loins until I cottld not stand. I also that line now have pfannkuchen mit
Objected to By Parents
had night-sweats so that the sheets preisselbeeren on their menu.
San
Francisco
— “ It is unwise to
would be wet. I tried other medicine
keep constantly before the young,
The Helpm eet.
but got no relief. A fte r taking one bot
Newly-wedded Husband (fresh from ideas o f illness and infirmity.”
tle o f Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
“ It is wrong to spend time that
Compound I began to improve and I the altar)— Excuse me taking the lib
erty, sir, but do you happen to know should be devoted to the three R ’s to
continued its use for six months. The
of any place where my wife could get having doctors and nurses looking
pains left me, the night-sweats and hot a little charring to do?— Punch.
down the throats and into the ears of
flashes grew less, and in one year I was
school children.”
a different woman. I know I have to
Modern Conditions.
“ It is humiliating for a child to be
thank you for my continued good health
Old-Fashioned Individual—Well, lit taken from the class-room, examined
ever since. ” — Mrs. M. J. B row nell ,
tle man, building a castle?
by a strange nurse, and perhaps la
Manston, Wis.
Fin de Siecle Infant -Nope. This Is
The success o f Lydia E. Pinkham’ s a hotel; there is no money In castles. beled ‘Exceptional’ or ‘D efective.’ ”
These Rre some o f the objections to
Vegetable Compound, made from roots — Harper’s Magazine.
medical inspections
in the public
land herbs, is unparalleled in such cases.
schools, made by the Parents’ Rights
Playing for Safety.
I f you want special advice write to
“ Your Scotch friend asked you to League o f America in a letter on file
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confl-
have a cigar, but I notice he didn't in Mayor Rolph’s office.
deutial) Lynn, Mass. Yonr letter w ill offer me one.”
The protest urges that the mayor
be opened, reed and answered by a
"Ah, you see, he knows I don’t confer with the board o f health to se
cure the services o f the school exam
Woman, and held in strict confidence. smoke.”— The Tatler.
iners at free medical centers, to which
parents may take their children when
necessary.
POULTRY
-
and Dairy Produce
I
Pearson-Page Co. E 5 P
WINE IN NAVY
IS ABOLISHED
Order Puts All Officers and Men
On Same Footing.
SECOND-HAND MACHINERY
“HAIR
W h o o p in g C o u g h
WOMEN FROM
45 to 55 TESTIFY
Make Demand Forcible
Don’! Be Trifled With
Aik fir S . S . S i end Dm1! Stand ler fhe
"Jurf ae Coed” Talk.
When a man has the short chance
gam s w orked on him , ho m akes a noise
th at b rin gs th e P o lice, and y e t th at sa m e
man m a y w a lk Into a store and h a ve th e
"J u s t a a g o o d “ g a m e w o rk ed on him and
yc
You Ask fo r S. S. S. T>o So
With Emphasis. They Wifi
Understand.
W hen
tam ely subm it. W h y stand fo r It? T h e
unly reason w h y a n y store w ill t r y to sub-
■tltnte so m eth in g else fo r 8. 3. 8. Is the
tuet fo r g r e e te r profit.
8 S. B. 1» the
n e a t e s t blood purifier known.
T h e r e la n ot a m ed icin e fo r a n y pun1
pose m ore caj-efully m ade than 8 S. S. I t
represents th e h igh est ty p e o f medicine.
Its m edical prop erties a re ju s t a s essen
tial to w a ll balanced health, i t tha blood
be sick, a s a r e th e nou rishin g elem ents o t
m eats, grains, fa ts and su gars o f our dally
food.
B. a 8. Is prepared d ire ct from
n a tiv e b o ta n ica l m ateria l. N o t a drop o f
drugs le added. N o t a drop o f m inerals
Is used. T h is is o n e o f th e m ost Im port
a n t th in g s to kn ow and to raaMtubeS
w hen y o u r blood needs a ttention.
I t is th e m ost effe c tiv e , the purest, tha
quickest
and m ost
relia b le m edicine
known fo r poisoned blood, rheum atism
catarrh al In fection , m alaria, sk in disease,
old sores and a ll a fflic tio n s th at show la
th e blood, skin, jo in ts and muscles.
A n In teres tin g book on tha Mood la
m ailed to those w h o w rite. G et a bottle
o f 8. 8. 8. today. I t la th e w o rld 's great
est m edicine.
In sis t upon th e dealer
handing you 8. 8. 8. and don’ t let him
"orate abou t som eth in g th at be c a n 't ad.
eerttee as fr e e from Iodide o f potash and
oth er d e s tru c tiv e m ineral drugs.
I f you h a v e trouble g e ttin g 8 . 8 . 8 .
w rits to T h e S w ift Specific Co., ted S w iff
Bldg. A tla n ta , G a., fo r 1st ot squ are deal
Huge Lizard Bones Found.
Los Angeles — Workmen digging a
trench this week in the foothills o f
San Pedro mountain, at La Alameda,
uncovered the skeleton o f a monster
prehistoric lizard.
It is in almost perfect state o f pres
ervation. The finding o f the skeleton
has prompted Professor Thompson, o f
the high school, to begin a search for
other specimens. Scientists think that
the beds, which have yielded the only
fossil o f a prehistoric man found on
the continent, may have a rival near
here.
E le ctricity In A i r Used.
Madrid— An electrician, Senor Igle-
siaa, gave a successful demonstration
o f an apparatus, o t which he is the
inventor, for condensing and utilizing
atmospheric electricity.
He lighted
and extinguished at will 15 electric
bulbs placed at a distance o f 600 yards)
Experts say the discovery has great
possibilities with regard to cheapening
o f current for industry. William Mar
coni early last February lighted an
electric bulb at a distance o f six miles
by a wireless current supplied from a
100-horsepower engine.
Villa Gives Order to Expel
A ll Spaniards From Torreon
Desperate Resistance to Last
By Federal Defenders.
Vancouver Barracks, Wash.— Many
persons who have attempted to drive
through the post when the “ Star Span
gled Banner” is being played by the
Twenty-first Infantry band have been
stopped. Some have concluded that
vehicles are not permitted
to go
through the post. The truth is an or
der was given to stop everyone in the
post when the band plays the national
air. All are expected to come to at
tention as a mark o f respect to the
flag and to remain so until the music
ceases.
Glen M a rtin ’’Ascends 14,000 Feet.
Bulgarians A wait Queen.
New York— Former and present sub
jects o f the Bulgarian crown, includ
ing Armenians and Hebrews from Bul
garia, are actively interested in the
projected visit o f Queen Eleanors to
this country. They are preparing to
take part in the reception accorded her.
TORREON FALLS
BEFORE REBELS
Torreon, Mexico— General Francisco
Villa has ordered that the 600 Span- j
iards o f this city be deported. He is
sued instructions that trains be pro
vided at once and that the exodus to j
El Paso, Tex., should begin immedi
ately. Their property will be confis
cated, temporarily, at least.
It is the tragedy o f Chihuahua over j
Rebels Lose Heavily; Villa Thinks
again and is said to express the deep- j
Federal Loss A lm ost Total —
rooted suspicion and even hatred with 1
Villa Feeds Hungry.
which the Mexican looks upon the j
Spaniard.
Villa expelled the Dons from Chi- J Juarez, Mex.—Torreon fell complete
huahua four months ago and since
ly into the hands of the rebels at
then has repeatedly declared that other
Spaniards would better get out o f j 10:20 o'clock Thursday night, accord
Mexico before he caught them. His j ing to announcement made here by
abiding conviction that they are work- j General Venustlauo Carranza.
ing as one man against the revolution [ The news was first announced to
found frequent expression while he the world when the bugler in front of
was in Juarez, at which time he as Carranza’s residence blew the stac
serted he would execute every Span cato notes of victory. The paean, Car
ranza said, was sounded even before
iard found in Torreon.
It was heard In Torreon, Villa delay
Villa promised he would investigate ing out of compliment to his chief.
closely the conduct o f each Spaniard
The meager bulletins, excitedly an
and that in due course those found to nouncing victory after the bloodiest
have lent no aid to the enemy would series of battles known to modern
be allowed to return.
To establish Mexico, said that Villa captured a
their innocence while not represented large number of prisoners and that
before the investigators, with their the fleeing remnant was being pur
cases in the hands o f a hostile court sued.
With Torreon at last completely in
and themselves in a foreign land, will
his hands, General Francisco Villa
be an almost hopeless task and it is
was already preparing next day for
thought certain -that few will be al attacks on Monterey and Saltillo. In
lowed to return.
the meantime his men were doing
their utmost to get in food supplies
Prospective M illionaire W ill and make the city habitable. A thor
cleaning up was urged, If a pes
Become American Bluejacket ough
tilence was to be avoided. The In
Eugene, Or.— Notre Dame Meyer, habitants were on the verge of star
a man who probably will be worth mil vation.
Considering the number of men en
lions within a few years, walked into
gaged In the past 11 days’ fight It.g the
the United States navy recruiting sta losses were enormous. Of the rebels
tion in Eugene recently and asked for 200 were killed In Sunday night’s fight
a position on one o f Uncle Sam’s bat ing alone, and It was estimated 500
tleships at a trivial wage.
He seeks federals were slain and 1000 wounded
to work two or four years while his the same day. Villa put the number
of rebels killed after his men got in
fortune is accumulating.
According to the story told, which side the city at 500 and the wounded
is believed by K. W. Wheeler, recruit at 1500.
Asked how many rebels fell from
ing officer, the man is an inventor.
“ You’ll
He claims to have produced a machine first to last, Villa replied:
not go far wrong if you say the federal
drill which is superior to any in use, loss was total."
and has arranged for its promotion by
Villa promptly put his prisoners to
an Eastern concern.
work burying the dead, caring for the
Instead o f waiting idly for his in wounded and clearing up the wreck
vention to make him rich, as the local age.
The damage done by shells,
officer believes it will after hearing bombs and fire was enormous, and
the man’s story, he has decided to the removal of the debris will be a
spend the time in the engine rooms of heavy task.
The food problem, too, was a serious
an American man-of-war, and to re
turn after a period o f years to count one. Supplies were ordered rushed
his accumulated wealth.
He left for from Chihuahua city and Juarez, and
details were sent out to drive In herds
Mare Island navy yard.
of cattle from neighboring ranches.
Soup kitchens were opened under ipil-
Bulgarian King to Visit
ltary management, and all applicants,
men, women and children, federals
America With His Queen and
rebels, combatants and non-com
Washington, D. C.— Queen Elea- batants. shared alike while the food
nore, o f Bulgaria, will be accompanied lasted.
To facilitate the assault upon Mon
on her American tour by King Ferd
inand himself, i f the political condi terey and Saltillo, Villa had forces of
tions in Bulgaria permit.
This in federal prisoners at work repairing
the railroad eastward and rebuilding
formation has been formally commun the bridge over the Nazas river, which
icated to the United States govern was destroyed during the-fighting.
ment, together with a few details of
Villa was inclined to think both
the ' proposed royal visit.
The party Monterey and Saltillo would fall easi
will sail May 21 on the Kaiserin Au ly. In view of the Torreon garrison’s
guste Victoria from Hamburg and destruction und the city’s capture,
travel in the United States strictly in with a greater store of artillery and
cognito. The purpose o f Queen Elea- military supplies than the Huertlstas
nore is to study the American hospi possessed anywhere outside Mexico
tals and the methods o f training nurses City, he could not believe It would be
deemed worth while to reenforce the
in this country.
defenders o f either of his next points
In the circumstances, the royal vis of attack.
And unless they were
itors will not be regarded as official strongly reenforced, he felt confident
guests o f the United States, which of making short work of them.
honor they seem desirous o f avoiding.
The fighting at Torreon over, the
rebels and their federal prisoners fra
ternized readily. By their desperate
Sealer With 173 Men
resistance— a resistance which was a
A re Given Up for Lost great surprise to Villa—the federals
St. Johns, Newfoundland— The seal had won the rebels' respect. On the
other hand, the federals were surpris
ing steamer Southern Cross, missing ed at being fed and well treated. Many
since the big blizzard over a week of them would have surrendered soon
ago, has been posted as lost with her er, they said, but their officers con
173 men. Hope for the safety o f the vinced them they would be tortured
steamer and her crew was abandoned to death If captured.
It was opened dramatically. Riding
when the stricken survivors o f the
sealer Newfoundland told their stories along the line of his troops, General
o f the disaster which cost the lives of Villa pointed to the city and shouted:
“ Comrades, there’s Torreon. W e must
77 o f their comrades.
The colony, plunged into mourning take It. W ill you follow me?”
The response was a thunderous
by the greatest tragedy in its history,
chorus of cheers. "Esta bueno!” cried
has waited in vain, hoping that the Villa. "L et us go.”
wireless search might bring some word
The roar of the rebel artillery and
from the missing vessel whose loss the rattle of rifle fire followed Imme
would deprive whole settlements of diately. From that time forward the
their breadwinners and make more constitutionalists closed steadily in on
than 10,000 women and children de the town. The federal artillery and
pendent upon charity.
First hopes, riflemen fought coolly and courageous
based on the stoutness o f the ship, ly, but their enemies’ advance was at
faded when survivors o f the New no time even checked.
What surprised the rebels most was
foundland told o f the two days’ bliz
the federals’ continued resistance af
zard and the condition in which it ter the former were actually In the
caught the Southern Cross.
Captain streets of Torreon. They had expect
Martin said he parted company from ed a fight to get Into the town, but
her a week before, when the Southern once Inside they had believed It would
Cross turned homeward with 17,000 be over.
Instead, the thoroughfares were
seals. She was so deeply laden that
all her provisions and part o f the found strongly barricaded and held
bunker coal were stored on deck so by federal troops, who contested every
that every available Bpace below could step of their foes’ advance, fighting
from behind the barricades and pour
be filled with the catch.
ing a murderous fire Into the rebel
ranks from the tops of flat roofed
Libraries Help Babies.
adobe houses.
Washington, D. C.— "B etter Babies”
will be one o f the subjects discussed
A i r Passenger Refuses Fare.
at the conference o f the American L i
San
Francisco.— Silas Cbrlstoffer-
brary association here May 25 to 30,
because o f the educational campaign son and his wife applied for a warrant
conducted by Samuel H. Rinck, in Saturday for Jim Griffin, referee and
charge o f the public library at Grand sporting man. Chrlstofferson charged
Rapids, Mich. For some time the li that Griffin failed to pay $10 for a
brarian circulated slips to mothers ride over Seal Rocks, made Sunday in
Chrlstofferson’s plane. The airman
whose names appear on the official
did not get the warrant, because the
birth register, giving the names o f all only available charge was defrauding
books and magazine articles in the li a motor vehicle driver.
brary dealing with the care o f babies.
Miss de Orarer, assistant bond and
He has aroused much interest.
warrant clerk, cited Griffin to appear
at her office and show cause why a
warrant should not be Issued.
Customs N o t Understood.
Pomona, Cal.— Glenn Martin, South
ern California aviator, was credited
with having broken the American al
titude record o f 12,120 feet Sunday
jrhen, after a flight made in ronnee-
tion with a speedway feta, he an
nounced that his barograph had regis-
; tered 14,200 feet.
M edicine For Hubby.
“ You advertise your remedy as good
tor nmn and brute."
"Yes."
"Do you mix it yourself?”
" I do."
“ Well, mix me a bottle for my hu»
band, and make the brute part pro
dominant."— Louisville
Courier-Jour
nal.
Don’t Sacrifice
Your Health
for anything, for once
it is lost it is hard to
regain. Guard it care
fully and at the first
sign o f distress in the
Stom ach, L i v e r or
Bowels, resort to
Nothing Doing.
“ Why do you send this bill for one
telegraph pole to me?” demanded the
automobile dealer.
"You guaranteed repairs for a year;
didn’t you?"
“ On the machine, yes. But not on
what you run Into.”— Louisville Cour
ier-Journal.
HOSTETTER’S
Stomach Bitters
« Curia While You Walk.
A lle n ’s Foot-Ease is a certain cu re for hot.
■w esting, callu s, and sw o llen , a ch in g feet. Sold
by a ll Druggists. P r ic e 28 c. D on 't accent any
lu bstttute. T r ia l
p ackage
F R E E . A d d re s i
kileu s. Olmsted, Le R oy, N. Y .
Impudence of Wealth.
"Good gracious, what a sight you
ire! What have you been doing?"
“ The barber had just lathered me
when some one came in and told him
le had won the big prize In a lottery
ind he retired at once."— FUegende
Blatter.
It keeps entire system
normal and promotes
health and strength.
S u c c e ss d e p e n d s la r g e ly u p o n
G o o d H e a lt h
In your race for success don’ t loose sight o f the fa ct that only
through good health can you attain success.
The tension you must necessarily place upon your nerves, and the
sacrifice o f proper exercise you have to make st times must be
balanced in some way.
Dr. Pierce's
Golden
M edical
Discovery
u the balancing power—a vitalising power. It acts on
the stomach and organs o f digestion and nutrition, thus
purifying the blood and giving strength to the nerves,
indirectly aiding the liver to perform its very important
work. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery has been
successful for a generation as a tonic and body builder.
Sold by medicine dealers in liquid or tablet form—
trial box o f “ Tablets” mailed on receipt o f 50 one.
cent stamps.
If in (ailing health write Dr. R. V. Pierce’s
faculty at Invalids’ Hotel, Buffalo, N ew York.
FOR
lois ke»1
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DR. PIERCE’S GREAT
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The People's Common
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—newly revised up-to-
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o f delicate questions
which every woman,
single or married.ought
to know.' Sent FREE
in cloth binding to any
address on receipt of
31 one-cent stamps, to
cover cost o f wrapping
and mailing only.
DISTEMPf R
CATARRHAL FEVER
AND ALL NOSE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Cures the sick and acts as a preventive for others, Liquid
en on the tongue. Bale
Bufe tor
for brood mares and alI
all others. Best
ven
idney remedy; 60 cents and $1 a bottle; $5 and $10 the dozen.
Sold by all druggists and horse goods houses, or sent, express
paid, by the manufacturers.
f
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists. Goshen, Ind.
Disappointed.
President Wilson has n fund of
stories. One that he tells Is of a little
boy whom he encountered at Staunton,
Va., the president's birthplace. Mr.
VVU b o ii was speaking to a good-sized
crowd from the steps of the Baldwin
seminary for girls, when he discovered
a little 7-year-old lad pushing and
shoving hlB way through the crowd.
The boy finally landed in front of Mr.
Wilson and shouted excitedly:
"Where is it? Where Is It?"
Mr. Wilson stopped his speech and,
with a broad smile, said good natured-
ly:
“ Well, my boy, I guess I'm It."
"Oh! pshaw!” responded the young
ster, with a look of disgust, “ why, I
thought It was, a dog fight."— Now
York Tribune.
Styles fo r 1914.
Mrs. Julian Heath, president of the
American Housewives' league, says
that American wives are, as a rule ig
norant as to the prices and quality of
articles required for housekeeping and
in so far are inefficient housekeepers.
She tells of overcharges by grocers
and other tradesmen which a good
bargainer would not permit, nnd says
that by sharp questioning she induced
a grocer recently to reduce his price
for storage eggs from 50 cents a dozen
to 30 cents.
But a Dangerous Poker Player.
Crawford—The man who can look
happy when he Isn't makes a good
companion.
Orabshaw— But you’d better not sit
In n poker game with him.— New York
Times.
BLACK
LOSSES
SURELY PREVENTED
"What does a milliner want with a
by Cutter's Blackleg Pill«. Low-
priced. fresh, reliable: preferred by
seed catalogue?”
Western stockmen because thoy pro-
"1 wanted to Bee if there weren’t
teet where other vaccine« fall.
Write for booklet and testimonials.
any new flowers or vegetables fo r ,
10-dose pkge. Blackleg Pill« $1.00
60-dose pkga. Blaokleg Pill« 4.00
1914. My customers seem to think I
TT«e any Injector, but Cutter*« beet.
ought to provide them."— Louisville
The aup'.-lorltv of Cutter products la due to over 1$
yeara of specializing In vaccines and serums only.
Courier-Journal.
LEG
Insist on Cutter’s. If unobtainable, order direct.
THE CUTTER LABORATORY. Berkeley, California.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last
until the Roods wear out.
Had to Get a New Leader.
The Btate unlvetslty lands In Ari
zona are to be lumbered under a co
operative agreement between the gov
ernment and the state land commis
sion. Arizona Is the first Btate in the
southwest and ono of the few In the
country to cut Its timbered lands on
forestry principles.
A trained ostrich recently discon
certed Its exhibitor at a London music
hall by continually endeavoring to
break away from all restraint and to
climb over the footlights Into the or
chestra.
The widely advertised act came to a
Cleveland In 1913 gave nearly 3,-
sudden end, and the professor emerg 000,000 to charities.
ed from behind the curtain and apolo
gized for the actions of his pet in
about these words:
“ Lydles and gentlemen, HI ham
very sorry to disappoint you this hev-
enlng. We are compelled to cease our
hengagement with the management
until the management hengages a now
horchestra leader. The one at present
hemployed 'as no air on top of ’Is
'ead, and my bird takes his for a hegg.”
—Houston Chronicle.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regu
late and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules,
easy to take. Do not gripe.
Rheumatic
Twinges
More Than One W ay.
"T o cure warts,” says a Chicago
doctor, "burn them out with a redhot
pin." Another method is to put In a
charge of dynamite.
M o d e r n S e t t le m e n t.
Krlss—The Browns are divorced.
Kross—Who has the custody of the
ear?—Town Topics.
Oennany produces about 32 per cent
ot the world’s potato crop, Russia 20.2
ind the United States 6.9 per cent.
A hydraulic valve gate large enough
for a large automobile to pass through
was recently completed In Germany.
JUDG E C U R E D . H E A R T T R O U B L E .
I took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which I had suffered for 5 years. I
had dizzy spells, my eyes puffed,
my breath was
short and I bad
chills and back
ache. I took the
Judge M ust Pay His Own Tips.
pills about a year
Chehalis, Wash.—On request o f ,
ago and have had
County Auditor Monfort, of Lewis |
no return of the
county. County Attorney Cunningham
palpitations. Am
has rendered an opinion In effect that |
now 63 years old,
"tipping" is not properly chargeable
_
able to do lots of
against a county as an expense item I
dge Miller.
manual labor, am
In traveling.
The question arose
when a visiting judge put In a bill [ well and hearty and weigh about 200
for tips to the railroad porter, paid pounds. I feel very grateful that !
found Dodde Kidney Pills and you may
while en route here.
Attorney Cunningham ruled that j publish this letter if you wish. I am
under the law the county Is not liab le! tervlng my third term as Probate
Yours truly,
on the ground that tips given to rail- j Judge of Gray Co.
P H IL IP M ILLER. Cimarron, Kan.
road porters are not necessary travel
Correspond with Judge Miller about
Ing expenses.
this wonderful remedy.
Dodde Kidney Pills, 60c per box at
Boys Out-Biscuit Girls.
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Newport, R. I.—Two boys out of a Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
class of eight won s biscuit-making Hints, also music of National Anthem
contest against s class of I I girls at (English and German words) and re
Rogers high school. All nssd baking, cipes for dainty dishes. All 2 sent free.
powder made In tbs school laboratory. A d r .
Tbs judges wers experienced cooks.
vleld immediately to Sloan’s Lin
iment. It relieves aching and
swollen parts instantly. Reduces
Inflammation and quiet« that agon
ising pain. Doo’t rub—It pene
trate«.
SLOANS
LINIMENT
Kills Pain
gfrw quick relief from chest and
throat affection«. H ire you tried
Sloan*«? Here's what others my»
Relief from Rksamatbm
"M r mother baa used one 60c. bottle
of Sloan's Liniment, and although she
in orer 88 yeans of age, «he haa ob-
taineri «rent relief from hei rheuma*
tmn ’ -M r,. H. E. Lindmlnmf, Cdrwj, CmL
Good foe Cold »si«l Croup
" A little boy ne*t door had croup. I
(rare the mother Sloan'« liniment to
try. She «are him three drove on sugar
before goin g to bed. and he go tu p w ith -
the croup in the morning.” —Mr-
J 721 Klmmuod Asm . Ourmgcs. UL
£ t Strung*,
** Sloan’« Liniment in the beet medi
cine in the world. It hae relieved me
o f neuralgim. Thoee pain« have all gone
• nd l.« - «" .truly «syyou ^Linlm iB t did
S tn ^the it ^ ^ —« mf *» G
Vommr o f /«*«*■
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