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TH A N K SG IVIN G Sav* all your turkeys, ducks, s e e s « and ch ick ens and send them to us a t T h an k ««Iv in * W rite at o n ce telling w hat you have. W e are p aying today as follow s: H ens and c h ick e n s ...............................................14c F at Veal under 130 p o u n d s............................... 11c B lock h o g s ................................................................9 c W e never ch arge com m ission. A d dress all ahtpmenta. F R A N K L. S M I T H M E A T CO. “ F igh tin g the B e e f Trust'* Port l and, . . . Oregon Expects a Freshet in Talk, In the “ upper end” o f Pike county, Pennsylvania, there is a man who is so noted for his conversational abili ties, says a writer in the Boston Her ald, that his acquaintances avoid giv ing him unnecessary opportunities to talk. One cold morning this man rode up to a hotel in the neighborhood just as the guests were finishing, break fast. He dismounted, walked in, saluted the landlord in his usual loud tones, and declared that he was so cold that he could hardly talk. Just then a nervous traveler who was present stepped up to the landlord and, taking him by the coat, said: “ Mr. L., have my horse brought as soon as possible.” “ What is the matter, my dear sir?” Inquired the anxious landlord. “ Has anything happened?” “ Nothing; nothing! Only I want to get away from here before that man thaws!” — Boston Herald. Second-H and M achin ery bough t, sold and e xch an g ed : e n g in e s , boiler*, saw m ills, etc. T he J. E. M artin Co., 76 1st Bt., P ortland. Send fo r Stock L ist and prices. Machinery KODAK A N D K O D A K S SUPPLIES W rite for catalogues and literature. D eveloping and printing. Mail orders given prom pt attention F o r tla n d P h o to S u p p ly C o. 149 Third Street P O R T L A N D . ORE. $1.00 Saved is one made, and yo u can save m ore than one dollar by bu yin g yo u r H ats dire ct fro m fa c to r y . W e m ake them and sell them dire ct to you. ) H ats m ade to order, an y shape, style _____ / and color. H ats cleaned and blocked. A ll w ork guaranteed. P rices v e ry reasonable. T r y us on you r n e x t hat. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Eradicates scrofula and all other humors, cures all their effects, makes the blood rich and abundant, strengthens all the vital organs. Take it. G e t It t o d a y i n u s u a l l i q u i d f o r m o r c h o c o la t e d t a b le ts c a lle d S a rsa ta b s. The High Cost of Souls. Rev. “ Billy” Sunday, the former baseball player who has conducted evangelistic meetings in almost every part of the country, has succeeded, he thinks, in reducing the saving o f souls to a businesslike basis. He has gone so far as to make an estimate of the cost of soul-saving in various citieB . In Mr. Sunday’s cost sheet, Indianap olis souls come highest, at $620 each. New York City souls are quoted at $545, while in Boston they can be ob tained for $545. Other quotations are Denver, $425, Chicago, $395, and New Orleans $78. So far as Mr. Sunday has made in vestigations, souls came cheapest in Atlanta, where they may be saved for $75 a head— if souls have heads. “ Billy” Sunday’s figures have aroused much mystification and con siderable adverse criticism. Atlantans complain because souls are so cheap, and Indianapolis people because they are so dear. The general impression seems to be that “ Billy” acquired the percentage habit in his baseball days and hasn’ t been able to shake it off— Success Magazine. D o Y o u U .e E y , S a lv e ? A p p ly o n ly fr o m A s e p tic T u b e s t9 P r e v e n t I n f e c t i o n . M u r in e E y e S a lv e l a T u b e s — N e w S iz e 2 5c. M u r in e E y e L i q u id 2 5 c -5 0 c . E y e B o o k s in e a c h P its . American Heiress and Earl. Representative Henry, o f Texas, at a luncheon in Washington, D. C., in veighed eloquently and wittily against the American heiress who marries the RO YAL HAT WORKS l a l trdes promptly attended to. M«m 8442. 223 Tint St, Ported foreign nobleman for his title. “ But she gets the small end o f it,” Representative Henry, grimly. BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL said “ Here’s an example: “ There was a Texas girl with 20 and prac’ical work 4ut c u be produced, lire lathe work, drill areas tad farm . millions who married an earl— we’ll Finely equipped undue shap and school Laclands. Well, this room. Tuition fee *35 o a k $40 call him Lord payment» *10 par weak earl was notorious for speeding his BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL A motor cars. So they changed the law GARAGE. to fit his case. Afterward a man said East 23d and Harmon. Partias*. Or. to him: “ Well, Laclands, what are you go ing to do, now that in all speeding GAS LIGHTING SYSTEMS offenses the owner o f the car and not F or the farm a t small cost. B etter ligh t than c ity gas or electricity. Sw itch es on or off like the chauffeur is to be arrested?” electricity. N o m atches; no possibility o f fire. “ Do?” said Lord Laclands, "why Coat on e-tenth o f c ity gas. L igh ts house, barn, outbuildin gs, drivew ay. U sed fo r cook I ’m going to put every motor I own in ing like c ity gas. W rite fo r particulars. my w ife’s name.” — Washington Star. A*. A. B R Y A N T . 190 M adison S t . Portland. Or. B O YN TO N FURNACES Moat econom ical and effective fo r house and school heating. J . C. BAYER FURNACE CO. front and Market Sts. Portland. Or. SE N D FO R CA TALO GU E. POSTOFFICE CLERKS AND CARRIERS CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS A n n ou n ced fo r N ovem ber 4th. P repa re now . W r ite f o r fr e e book, m en tion in g this pap er. PACIFIC STATES SCHOOL M cK a y B u ilding Sore throat is no trifling ailment. It may carry disease germs to any part of the body through the food you eat. When you feel sore throat coming on, use Hamlins Wizard Oil. - A Touch o f Pity. A tender-hearted youth was once present at an Oxford supper, where the fathers o f those assembled were being roundly abused for their parsi mony in supplying the demands of their sons. A t last, after having long kept silence, he lifted up his voice in mild protest. “ A fter all, gentlemen,” he said, “ let us remember that they are our fellow creatures.” — Argonaut. Portland, O regon l f o t h e n w i n l a i d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o t h in g S yru p th e b e e t r e m e d y to u se lo r t h e ir c h ild r e n ( u r i n g th e t e e t h in g p e r io d . IM E S M UESS COLLES! ■ J^O/ÍTLAND, QßßVQV _________ cm br jW id «wwhfre pointinf to Bits 1 i the rcMon for their rciharfcable guetta > Master—Jackson, fetch my umbrel la case. Valet— Here it is, sir. Master (angrily) — Fool! That is my w ife’s new tailored suitl—Judge. SEND FOR FREE FIRST LESSONS DAflTIAW SFTUPro por studekts rywiiyno "W an t to go to the ball game to morrow?” “ No; I’d rather go to the matinee. I am sure of a happy ending there.” — Pittsburg Post. First Imp — Ananias won’t bn so lonesome now. Second Imp— Why? First Imp — There’s a theatrical press agent coming tomorrow— Puck. I ALCOHOL M e x iQ a n O PIU M — TOBACCO H .h t u F m H1 v . I t C n nd. O n ly.n th oriz—1 Keeler In. •titole l a Oregon, w rit* fo r U lu tra t—I circular. a M u sta n g L in im e n t umv tatnwn, 71 L » m «. P o r t l a n d . o r e g o FOR OUT o r TOWN PEOPLE R H E U M A T IS M . Huntington, N o r t o n s , O r e . , s a y s : | I M “ r » I . O c o live n s id e r y o u r M e x i c a n M u s t a n g L in fr o m im e n t t h e b e s t o f lin im e n ts . I h a v e u se d I it f o r d iffe r e n t a il m e n t s a n d i t a l w a y s ! g a v e s a t i s f a c t o r y r e s u lt s . I t is e s p e c ia lly I g o o d in c a s e s o f I n f l a m m a t o r y R h eu m t is m a n d a ll fo r m s o f la m e n e s s .’ * C. GEE W O 2 5 c . 5 0 c . $1 can r e v i v e prom pt tre a t m en t" o f Non-Polsonon», H e a lth -b u ild in g rem ed ies a bottle at D r u g A. G e n i Store» | th e C hin ese d b etor. T ry o n c e m ore i f you h a ve lieen d o c t o r in g with thin o n e and that o n e nnd have r o t o b ta in ed |>er- m anent r e lie f. L et thin u rea’ natu re h ea ler ding- noae you r care and preacril>e eom e rem edy whoae a ctio n ia q u ir k , aure and sa fe. Hia prescrip tion « are com p ou n d ed fr o m P oota. Herba, Buds and Barka th a t have l»een g th ered from every q u a r te r o f th e g!oi>e. T h e secrets o f these m ed rinea are n ot know n t o th e outaide w orld, hut have l>een h anded dow n fr o m fa th e r t o .«on iu th e ph ysician »' fa m iliea in C hina. CONSULTATION FREE. I f yon liv e out o f tow n and ca n n o t c a ll, w rite fo r sy m ptom b la nk and c irc u la r, e n clo sin g 4 r e n ts in ■tamp«. THEC. 6EEW0 CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 162| first St., Cor. Morrison P o rtla n d . O re g o n . W. L. DOUGLAS *2.50, *3.00, *3.50 & *4.00 SHOES Men and W om en w ear W .L D ou gla t »h oe. because they are the best shoe* produced in this country for the price. Insist upon hav ing them. Take no other make. TH E STAN D ARD O F Q U A L IT Y FOR OVER 30 Y EA R S T h e assurance that goes with an estab lished reputation is your assurance n buying W. L . D ouglas shoes. - If I cou id take you into my large factories M B rockton, M ass., and show you h ow carefully W .L . D ouglas shoes are m ade, you w ould then understand w hy they are w a r r a n t e d to hold their shape, fit better and w ear longer than any other make for the price CAUTION Th* gvnnlns hsvs W. 1. IV c«,* * WWW I t u n n s m . s n d p r t r . . I s m p . , 1 o n b o t t o m y o o c e n n n t .b t s ln W D o u g la s »t«oe» |n t o w n , w r it * I r e e s u l o * , * * »e n t d ire c t f a c t o r y t o w e a r e r , a ll c h a r g e e p r e p a id . W. I. U L A * 145 Ip M k 5C. ftm k u m . « N F PA IK n f m i BO TH ' 9 i.S 1 .M l • 3 .0 0 s H O F .i w ill p o * ltlT « > lv o iii« M T W O P A I K H t W o r d i n a r y I » ! ? » '» f e w f a t i Cefer I f t m U J m â f W ----- CHINESE REBELS Our New WIN BIG FIGHT Hair Vig or Loyal Army Driven From Camp and Baggage Captured. Ayer’s Hair Vigor was good, the best that was made. But A yer’s Hair Vigor, new im proved formula, is better. It is the one great specific for fall ing hair. A new preparation in every way. New bottle. New contents. Ask your druggist to show it to you, “ the new kind.” Gunboats Forced to Retire and One Deserts—All Huts Burned to Prevent Ambush. Hankow, China — The rebel army has won a victory on sea and land, after two days’ fighting. The imper ialist army has been forced to retreat and wait for reinforcements and the loyal gunboats have been driven down the river. One o f the vessels, it is reported, went over to the revolution ists. The government forces are now encamped at Seven Mile creek. The rebel army is well entrenched three miles from the city and it is believed here that the advantage already gained will be followed up without unnecessary delay. When the fighting ceased the first night the revolutionists took up a strong position. Reinforcements for the rebels arrived during the night and early next morning a force of fully 5,000 strong began advance on the imperial encampment. The advance was conducted cau tiously. On the march the rebels burned hundreds o f huts, fearing am bush. The loyalists’ infantry made a faint show of resistance. When the rebel scouts reached the imperial camp they found it deserted, and the main body entered, waving banners and shouting. News o f Reverse Withheld. Pekin—It is apparent here that the imperial government knew the result o f the battle at Hankow between its forces and the rebels more than 24 hours before it became public. Re ports o f the rebel victory gradually became generally known later, but the first positive account o f the defeat o f the imperial forces was delivered to the foreign legations by the Associat ed Press. It caused a profound im pression. The success o f the revolution has been considered here to hinge largely upon the result of the first encounter, as its moral effect would be far-reach ing. When the fugitive imperialists reach the main army, now mobilizing near Sin Yang Chow, knowledge of the repulse, it is believed, will utterly demoralize the troops, while as the news travels long the Yangtse river it probably will cause important ad hesions to the rebel cause. The foreign legations here believe that the news from Hankow and Yun nan will mean that the provinces south o f the Yangtse and also some on the north side o f the river will secede sooner or later. Does not change the color o f the hair. A ijers f o r m u l a w it h » » o h b o t t i* A S h o w it t o y o u r ■ -* • d o*tor A s k h im « b o u t it , th * u d o »• ha » » y » As we now make our new Hair Vigor it does not have the slightest effect upon the color of the hair. You may use it freely and for any length of time with out tear of changing the color. Stops falling hair. Cures dandruff. — m »<1* b y t h # J . C . A y e r C o ., L o w t l l , I I * « » . — — Wig— Why do you think he is rich? He looks as though he hadn’t a cent in the world. Wagg—Only a rich man can afford to look as though he hadn’ t a cent in the world— Philadelphia Record. CHANGE IN WOMAN’S LIFE Made Safe by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Graniteville, V t — “ I was passing through the Change of Life and suffered f r o m nervousness and other annoying symptoms, and I can truly say that Lydia E. Pinkham’s V e g e t a b l e Com pound has proved worth mountains of gold to me, as it restored my health and s t r e n g t h . I ¡never forget to tell my friends what Lydia E. Pinkham’t Vegetable Compound has dono for me during this trying period. Complete) restoration to health means so much to me that for t' ■ sake of other suffer ing women I am willing to make my trouble public so you may publish this letter.’ ’— Mits. C h a s . I I a i i c l a y , R.F.D., Graniteville, V t. No other medicine for woman’ s ills has received such wide-spread and ur*. qualified endorsement. No other med icine we know of has such a record of cures as has Lydia E. l ’inkham’s Vegetable Compound. HOP MARKET LIVELY. For more than 80 years it has been curing woman’s ills such as inflamma tion, ulceration, fibroid tumors, irreg 10,000 Bales Change Hands at 40 ularities, »eriodic pains and nervous Cents or Better. prostration, and it is unequalled for Portland------Friday was a record- carrying women safely through the breaking day for the Oregon hop mar period o f change o f life. ket. The volume o f business done on M r s . P i n k h a m , a t L y n n , M a s s ., the Coast was the largest for a single i n v i t e s a l l s i c k w o m e n t o w r i t e day in the history o f'th e world’s hop h e r f o r a d v ic e . H e r u d v i c e is f r e e , trade. Purchases o f more than 10,000 a n d a l w a y s k e l p i u L bales were made in the three states, and more than half o f these were made “ Did you know that they can make in Oregon. The day’s sales amounted shoes out o f all kinds of skins?” to $800,000. “ How about banana skins?” Hopmen have no recollection o f a "They make slippers out o f them.” time when the excitement was so in tense. It spread to the growers, and, — Smart Set. contrary to the usual course of things, they were as ready to meet the buyers as the latter were to secure the hops. This was probably because the market reached the figure at which so many of the farmers had decided to sell. It was a 40-cent market from the opening of business to the close. For a few lota 40 J cents was paid and one or two crops were taken at 41 cents, A s a rule, a fe w doses o f M unyon’ s Cold R em edy w ill break up an y cold and p reven t pneum onia. It but the going price was 40 cents. COLDS CURED IN ONE DAY Money Stringency Serious. Shanghai— Despite alarmist reports, trustworthy information received here is that all is quiet at Kieukiang, Wu- hu, Nank’ing, Suchow, and Hangchow. There has been a large exodus to Shanghai from these places. The worst feature o f the situation is the stringency in money, due to a demand for silver in exchange for even the best paper. Several banks in Shang hai have suspended payments. The loan o f $3,000,000 in new currency, sent to the official banks here, has particially relieved the situation. relieves th e head, throat and lungs alm ost in stantly. P ric e 25 cen ts a t a n y d r u g g is t's o r sent postpaid. I f you need M edical advice w rite to M unyon'a D octors. T h ey will ca r e fu lly diagnone your case and give you advice by mail, absolutely free. Addrens P rofessor M unyon, 53d and Jefferson streets, Philadelphia, Pa. C A N E IS A G E S O L D . Souvenir Presented to President Taft Has Ancient Origin. President Taft has among the sou- venire of his Western trip a cane cut from a stump which scientists declare was a tree before the glacial period. The wood was found in the valley of the south fork o f the Old Man river in the southern part o f the province of Alberta by Professor W. S. Foster, a geologist and explorer, living in Spo kane. The cane, which is valued at $5,000, was presented by E lwin T. Coman, president of the chamber of commerce, on behalf of the people of Spokane. “ The stump, which stood in a peat bed, was found beneath 60 feet of glacial wash,’ ’ said Professor Foster, giving a history o f the discovery, “ and preserved to the present day by one o f the wonderful freaks of nature. The peat, from which the stump was taken, is on a sandstone formation and is about three feet in thickness. Sea weeds and flag stocks found nearby are also well preserved. “ This peat bed was uncovered by the wearing away o f the glacial wash by floods and the flow of the Old Man river. There is not the least ques tion in my mind that the tree grew before the glacial period, more than 250,000 years ago, but so far I have not been able to ascertain the kind of wood it is. “ The discovery was made not long ago in the Frank district, which is 250 miles north of Spokane and fully 400 miles east of the Pacific ocean. The presence of well-preserved seaweed and flagstock in abundance, buried un der 60 feet of glacial deposit, appears to be sufficient prqof o f its antiquity, though I have much other evidence of scientific character to bear out all of my assertions. "M ore than that, I am prepared to satisfy anyone posted on Buch things by showing them the stump from which the wood was cut, also the formation in which the discovery was made.” STOMACH WEAK? Too much depends upon the Stomach to allow this condition to continue. You can tone, strengthen and in vigorate the stom ach, liver and bowels by the use o f HOSTETTER’S STOMACH BITTERS TRY IT TODAY ALL DRUGGISTS for PINK EYE * *■ «■ ■ * P I I F DISTEMPER CATARRHAL FEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES Cures the sick and acts as a preventive for others. Liquid e ven on the tongue. Hate for brood mares and all others. Beat kidney remedy; SOcents and )1 a bottle; $5 and $10 the dozen. Hold by all druggists and horse goods houses, or sent, express paid, by the manufacturers. SPOhN M EDICAL C O ., Chemists, G o s h e n , In d . Defendant’ s W ife — Don’t worry, “ Talk about luck 1” dear. The judge's charge was cer “ What’s happened?” tainly in your favor. “ I found a ten-dollar bill in m y last Defendant (moodily)— I know that. winter’s suit.” It's the lawyer's charge that I ’m “ Gee! Why, I thought you wars thinking abouL married.” — Toledo Blade. W elcom e W ords to W om en Women who suffer with disorders peculiar to their sex should write to Dr. Pierce and receive free the mdvice of a physician o f over 40 years’ experience — a skilled and successful specialist in the diseases of women. Every letter of this sort has the most careful consideration and is regarded as sacredly confidential. Many sensitively modest ««omen write fully to Dr. Pierce what they would shrink from telling to their local physioian. The local physician is pretty sure to say that he cannot do anything without “ an exam ination." Dr. Pierce holds that these distasteful examinations are generally need less, and that no woman, except in rare cases, should submit to them* Dr. Pierce's treatment will cure you right in the privacy o f your own home. His •• Favorite Prescription** has cured hundreds of thousands, some o f them the worst of cases* It Is the only medicine of its kind that is the product of a regularly graduated ihysician. The only one good enough that its makers dare to print its every ngredient on its outside wrapper. There's no secrecy. It will bear examina tion. No alcohol and no habit-forming drugs are found in it. Some unscrup ulous medicine dealers may offer you a substitute. Don't take it. Don’ t trifle wi*h your health. Write to World's Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. R* V . Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y .,—take the advice received and be well. i B e Cured In Your Own Home Rheumatism, Stomach and r,ur*i p * r m » n .t i» in .ho.-t t im . >nd at .m . u br y w m i * • n* o f a concentrated mineral w ater. N o Fake. S nd to t Lung Troubles, Skin Diseases testim onial* and literature. $ 1.00 trial package 25 cents. Address LANG’ S ROCKY MOUNTAIN MINERAL WONDER COMPANY M l Main 8tr««L 1D K T LA N D . OREGON. Unconventionalities. “ Don’t apologize for bringing the dog with you when you come to call, Mrs. Jipes. I’ve noticed that you don't stay quite so long long when you bring him.” “ Landlord, I haven’ t given a tip to any of the waiters, but I’ll give you a tip if you’ll tell how you manage to get people to come and stay at your old shebang.” “ You mustn’ t mind my telling you, Borus, that your latest book is the rot- tenest thing you ever wrote — and that’s saying a good deal.” “ Lettie, dear, you’re a good girl, but if ever you get a husband you’ll have to catch him with a lasso.” — Chicago Tribune. The Squire’s Wife— I really don’t think it can be healthy having your pigs so near the house. The Farmer (with pride)—None o’ them pigs has ever had a day’s illness. — Black and White. emores ¡Shoo P olish es g a e t In V a r iâ t F i n e s t I n Q u a l 't y . L a r ____ >*Q They m oot every requirem ent fo r cl polishing shoe» o f *«1 klm i* and color*. « r 'v L d <; t ; |-:PR|S5ING Free to Oar Headers W r it e M u rin e E y e R e m e d y C o., C h ic a g o , f o r 48*page illu s t r a t e d E y e B o o k F r e e . W r it e a ll a b o u t Y o u r E y e T r o u b le a u d th e y w ill a d v is e a a t o th e P r o p e r A p p lic a t io n o f t h e M u r in e E y e R e m e d ie s in Y o u r S p e c ia l C a s e . Y o u r D r u g g is t w ill t e ll y o u t h a t M u riu e R e lie v e * S o r e E y ea , S t r e n g th e n s W e a k E y e s D o e s n t S m a r t, S ooth ed E y e F a in , a n d s e lla f o r 50o. T r y I t in Y o u r E y ea a n d In B a b y 's E y ea f o r S c a ly E y e lid s a u d G r a u u lu tlo n . ” COLOR. IUSIRI , j i i . t » i » m ««¿CMS? C0t OR G I L T K D U K the on ly ladle* *ho* dressing Several Courses at Table. (hut positively contain* OIL. black* and Polish** Mrs. S< T. Rorer, the cooking ex Kdlea* aud ch ildren 's boot* and shoe*, s h i n e * h o u t r u b b in g . “ French Glosa, * 10«» pert, compared French and American w i 1 t )A N I> Y com bin ation fo r cleaning and polishing cooking in a lecture to the girl gradu all kind* o f russet or tan »hoe*, 25o. “ S tar'' six*, 10o. ELITE com bination fo r gentlem en w h o taka ates o f Chicago. pride in having their shoes look A 1. Restores “ American cooking, with its simple color and lustre to all black shoes. Polish w ith a or cloth, 25c. dishes and its free use of the grill,’ ’ brush B A B Y ELITE size 10c. I f your dealer docs not keep the kind yon want, she said, “ is healthful, but the rich ■end u» his address and the p rice in stamp* ta t sauces o f French cooking and the lib a full size package. eral use o f the frying pan make the W HITTEMORK BRO S. & C O ., ao-ae Albany at., C a m b r ia n . Mae*. French flabby and dyspeptic. 2'A* UlUrst and Largest Manufacturers OJ “ I was once entertained at a Paris Shot 1'uUshes in the World. restaurant famous for its chef. We had such dishes as salmi o f becasse, etuve o f beef and aubergine au gratin, and then my host, leaning back with a satisfied smile, handed me the menu and said: “ And what’ll you have next, Mra. Rorer?” W ell,” said I, “ I think we’ll have indigestion next.” Her Faith, One merit o f this story is that it is true, says the Providence Jour nal. A t least it is guaranteed by a well-known Providence society woman. Marjorie Elizabeth, a niece from Michigan, was visiting her, and ac companied the elders to the Episopal church, o f which her aunt is a mem ber. Various features of the interior interested Marjorie greatly and she asked about them in a stage whisper. The baptismal font, she was told, was where children were baptized and be came Christians. You Can G el Alien’ * r o o t-ta s e TREE. “ Aren’t you a Christian, Marjorie?” W r ite A l l a n s . O lm s t o d .L e R o y , N. Y „ f o r e Irao « a m p le o l A lle n 's F oot-K n ee. I t c u r e « she was asked. t w e e t in g . Iiot s w o lle n , a c h in g (eot. I t m a k es “ W ell,” observed the diminutive new o r t ig h t ahoee ea s y . A c e r ta in c u r e lor r n s . I n g r o w in g n a il« a n d b u n io n » . A ll d ru g- worshipper, still in the stage whisper, g c o lM FINKE BR08. ta ss lllL 26c. D o n 't a c c e p t an y s u b s t ltu l* . “ while I ’m here, I suppose I might as 183 M adison S t . P ortland , O reqon well be a Christian, but when I get Percy— What are you going to do home I think I’ ll keep right on being about your doctor’s advice to take a Presbyterian." p n u No. 43—'11 physical exercise, deah boy? CholJy — I ’m carrying a heavier A V O ID LIQUID BLUING . 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