TH A N K SG IVIN G
Sav* all your turkeys, ducks, s e e s « and
ch ick ens and send them to us a t T h an k ««Iv
in *
W rite at o n ce telling w hat you have.
W e are p aying today as follow s:
H ens and c h ick e n s ...............................................14c
F at Veal under 130 p o u n d s............................... 11c
B lock h o g s ................................................................9 c
W e never ch arge com m ission.
A d dress all
ahtpmenta.
F R A N K L. S M I T H M E A T CO.
“ F igh tin g the B e e f Trust'*
Port l and,
.
.
.
Oregon
Expects a Freshet in Talk,
In the “ upper end” o f Pike county,
Pennsylvania, there is a man who is
so noted for his conversational abili
ties, says a writer in the Boston Her
ald, that his acquaintances avoid giv
ing him unnecessary opportunities to
talk.
One cold morning this man rode up
to a hotel in the neighborhood just as
the guests were finishing, break fast.
He dismounted, walked in, saluted the
landlord in his usual loud tones, and
declared that he was so cold that he
could hardly talk.
Just then a nervous traveler who
was present stepped up to the landlord
and, taking him by the coat, said:
“ Mr. L., have my horse brought as
soon as possible.”
“ What is the matter, my dear sir?”
Inquired the anxious landlord. “ Has
anything happened?”
“ Nothing; nothing! Only I want to
get away from here before that man
thaws!” — Boston Herald.
Second-H and M achin
ery bough t, sold and
e xch an g ed : e n g in e s ,
boiler*, saw m ills, etc. T he J. E. M artin Co., 76 1st
Bt., P ortland. Send fo r Stock L ist and prices.
Machinery
KODAK
A N D
K O D A K S
SUPPLIES
W rite for catalogues and literature.
D eveloping
and printing. Mail orders given prom pt attention
F o r tla n d P h o to S u p p ly C o.
149 Third Street
P O R T L A N D . ORE.
$1.00 Saved is one made, and yo u can
save m ore than one dollar by bu yin g
yo u r H ats dire ct fro m fa c to r y . W e
m ake them and sell them dire ct to you.
) H ats m ade to order, an y shape, style
_____ / and color. H ats cleaned and blocked.
A ll w ork guaranteed.
P rices v e ry reasonable.
T r y us on you r n e x t hat.
Hood’s
Sarsaparilla
Eradicates scrofula and all
other humors, cures all their
effects, makes the blood rich
and abundant, strengthens all
the vital organs. Take it.
G e t It t o d a y i n u s u a l l i q u i d f o r m o r
c h o c o la t e d t a b le ts c a lle d
S a rsa ta b s.
The High Cost of Souls.
Rev. “ Billy” Sunday, the former
baseball player who has conducted
evangelistic meetings in almost every
part of the country, has succeeded, he
thinks, in reducing the saving o f souls
to a businesslike basis. He has gone
so far as to make an estimate of the
cost of soul-saving in various citieB .
In Mr. Sunday’s cost sheet, Indianap
olis souls come highest, at $620 each.
New York City souls are quoted at
$545, while in Boston they can be ob
tained for $545.
Other quotations
are Denver, $425, Chicago, $395, and
New Orleans $78.
So far as Mr. Sunday has made in
vestigations, souls came cheapest in
Atlanta, where they may be saved for
$75 a head— if souls have heads.
“ Billy” Sunday’s figures have
aroused much mystification and con
siderable adverse criticism. Atlantans
complain because souls are so cheap,
and Indianapolis people because they
are so dear. The general impression
seems to be that “ Billy” acquired the
percentage habit in his baseball days
and hasn’ t been able to shake it off—
Success Magazine.
D o Y o u U .e E y , S a lv e ?
A p p ly o n ly fr o m
A s e p tic T u b e s t9
P r e v e n t I n f e c t i o n . M u r in e E y e S a lv e l a
T u b e s — N e w S iz e 2 5c.
M u r in e E y e L i q
u id 2 5 c -5 0 c .
E y e B o o k s in e a c h P its .
American Heiress and Earl.
Representative Henry, o f Texas, at
a luncheon in Washington, D. C., in
veighed eloquently and wittily against
the American heiress who marries the
RO YAL HAT WORKS
l a l trdes promptly attended to. M«m 8442. 223 Tint St, Ported foreign nobleman for his title.
“ But she gets the small end o f it,”
Representative Henry, grimly.
BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL said
“ Here’s an example:
“ There was a Texas girl with 20
and prac’ical work 4ut c u be produced, lire
lathe work, drill areas tad farm . millions who married an earl— we’ll
Finely equipped undue shap and school
Laclands.
Well, this
room. Tuition fee *35 o a k $40 call him Lord
payment» *10 par weak
earl was notorious for speeding his
BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL A
motor cars. So they changed the law
GARAGE.
to fit his case. Afterward a man said
East 23d and Harmon. Partias*. Or.
to him:
“ Well, Laclands, what are you go
ing to do, now that in all speeding
GAS LIGHTING SYSTEMS
offenses the owner o f the car and not
F or the farm a t small cost. B etter ligh t than
c ity gas or electricity. Sw itch es on or off like
the chauffeur is to be arrested?”
electricity. N o m atches; no possibility o f fire.
“ Do?” said Lord Laclands, "why
Coat on e-tenth o f c ity gas.
L igh ts house,
barn, outbuildin gs, drivew ay. U sed fo r cook
I ’m going to put every motor I own in
ing like c ity gas. W rite fo r particulars.
my w ife’s name.” — Washington Star.
A*. A. B R Y A N T . 190 M adison S t . Portland. Or.
B O YN TO N FURNACES
Moat econom ical and effective fo r house
and school heating.
J . C. BAYER FURNACE CO.
front and Market Sts.
Portland. Or.
SE N D FO R CA TALO GU E.
POSTOFFICE CLERKS AND CARRIERS
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS
A n n ou n ced fo r N ovem ber 4th. P repa re now .
W r ite f o r fr e e book, m en tion in g this pap er.
PACIFIC STATES SCHOOL
M cK a y B u ilding
Sore throat is no trifling ailment. It
may carry disease germs to any part of
the body through the food you eat.
When you feel sore throat coming on,
use Hamlins Wizard Oil.
- A Touch o f Pity.
A tender-hearted youth was once
present at an Oxford supper, where
the fathers o f those assembled were
being roundly abused for their parsi
mony in supplying the demands of
their sons. A t last, after having long
kept silence, he lifted up his voice in
mild protest. “ A fter all, gentlemen,”
he said, “ let us remember that they
are our fellow creatures.” — Argonaut.
Portland, O regon
l f o t h e n w i n l a i d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o t h in g
S yru p th e b e e t r e m e d y to u se lo r t h e ir c h ild r e n
( u r i n g th e t e e t h in g p e r io d .
IM E S
M UESS COLLES!
■ J^O/ÍTLAND, QßßVQV _________
cm br jW id «wwhfre pointinf to Bits 1
i the rcMon for their rciharfcable guetta >
Master—Jackson, fetch my umbrel
la case.
Valet— Here it is, sir.
Master (angrily) — Fool! That is
my w ife’s new tailored suitl—Judge.
SEND FOR
FREE
FIRST LESSONS
DAflTIAW SFTUPro por studekts
rywiiyno
"W an t to go to the ball game to
morrow?”
“ No; I’d rather go to the matinee.
I am sure of a happy ending there.” —
Pittsburg Post.
First Imp — Ananias won’t bn so
lonesome now.
Second Imp— Why?
First Imp — There’s a theatrical
press agent coming tomorrow— Puck.
I
ALCOHOL
M e x iQ a n
O PIU M — TOBACCO
H .h t u F m H1 v . I t C n nd.
O n ly.n th oriz—1 Keeler In.
•titole l a Oregon, w rit*
fo r U lu tra t—I circular.
a
M u sta n g
L in im e n t
umv tatnwn, 71 L » m «.
P o r t l a n d . o r e g o
FOR
OUT o r TOWN
PEOPLE
R H E U M A T IS M .
Huntington, N o r t o n s , O r e . , s a y s : |
I M “ r » I . O c o live
n s id e r y o u r M e x i c a n M u s t a n g L in
fr o m
im e n t t h e b e s t o f lin im e n ts . I h a v e u se d I
it f o r d iffe r e n t a il m e n t s a n d i t a l w a y s !
g a v e s a t i s f a c t o r y r e s u lt s .
I t is e s p e c ia lly I
g o o d in c a s e s o f I n f l a m m a t o r y R h eu m
t is m a n d a ll fo r m s o f la m e n e s s .’ *
C. GEE W O
2 5 c . 5 0 c . $1
can r e v i v e prom pt tre a t
m en t" o f Non-Polsonon»,
H e a lth -b u ild in g
rem ed ies
a bottle at D r u g A. G e n i Store» |
th e C hin ese d b etor.
T ry o n c e m ore i f you h a ve lieen d o c t o r in g with
thin o n e and that o n e nnd have r o t o b ta in ed |>er-
m anent r e lie f. L et thin u rea’ natu re h ea ler ding-
noae you r care and preacril>e eom e rem edy whoae
a ctio n ia q u ir k , aure and sa fe. Hia prescrip tion «
are com p ou n d ed fr o m P oota. Herba, Buds and
Barka th a t have l»een g th ered from every q u a r
te r o f th e g!oi>e. T h e secrets o f these m ed rinea
are n ot know n t o th e outaide w orld, hut have l>een
h anded dow n fr o m fa th e r t o .«on iu th e ph ysician »'
fa m iliea in C hina.
CONSULTATION FREE.
I f yon liv e out o f tow n and ca n n o t c a ll, w rite fo r
sy m ptom b la nk and c irc u la r, e n clo sin g 4 r e n ts in
■tamp«.
THEC. 6EEW0 CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
162| first St., Cor. Morrison
P o rtla n d . O re g o n .
W. L. DOUGLAS
*2.50, *3.00, *3.50 & *4.00 SHOES
Men and W om en w ear W .L D ou gla t »h oe.
because they are the best shoe* produced in
this country for the price. Insist upon hav
ing them. Take no other make.
TH E STAN D ARD O F
Q U A L IT Y
FOR OVER 30 Y EA R S
T h e assurance that goes with an estab
lished reputation is your assurance n buying
W. L . D ouglas shoes.
-
If I cou id take you into my large factories
M B rockton, M ass., and show you h ow
carefully W .L . D ouglas shoes are m ade, you
w ould then understand w hy they are w a r
r a n t e d to hold their shape, fit better and
w ear longer than any other make for the price
CAUTION Th* gvnnlns hsvs W. 1. IV c«,* *
WWW I t u n n s m . s n d p r t r . . I s m p . , 1 o n b o t t o m
y o o c e n n n t .b t s ln W
D o u g la s »t«oe» |n
t o w n , w r it * I r e e s u l o * ,
* * »e n t d ire c t
f a c t o r y t o w e a r e r , a ll c h a r g e e p r e p a id . W. I.
U L A * 145 Ip M k 5C. ftm k u m .
« N F PA IK n f m i BO TH ' 9 i.S 1 .M l
• 3 .0 0 s H O F .i w ill p o * ltlT « > lv o iii« M
T W O P A I K H t W o r d i n a r y I » ! ? » '» f e w
f a t i Cefer I f t m U J m â f W -----
CHINESE REBELS
Our New
WIN BIG FIGHT
Hair Vig or
Loyal Army Driven From Camp
and Baggage Captured.
Ayer’s Hair Vigor was good,
the best that was made. But
A yer’s Hair Vigor, new im
proved formula, is better. It
is the one great specific for fall
ing hair. A new preparation in
every way. New bottle. New
contents. Ask your druggist to
show it to you, “ the new kind.”
Gunboats Forced to Retire and One
Deserts—All Huts Burned to
Prevent Ambush.
Hankow, China — The rebel army
has won a victory on sea and land,
after two days’ fighting. The imper
ialist army has been forced to retreat
and wait for reinforcements and the
loyal gunboats have been driven down
the river.
One o f the vessels, it is
reported, went over to the revolution
ists. The government forces are now
encamped at Seven Mile creek. The
rebel army is well entrenched three
miles from the city and it is believed
here that the advantage already
gained will be followed up without
unnecessary delay.
When the fighting ceased the first
night the revolutionists took up a
strong position. Reinforcements for
the rebels arrived during the night
and early next morning a force of
fully 5,000 strong began advance on
the imperial encampment.
The advance was conducted cau
tiously.
On the march the rebels
burned hundreds o f huts, fearing am
bush. The loyalists’ infantry made a
faint show of resistance.
When the
rebel scouts reached the imperial
camp they found it deserted, and the
main body entered, waving banners
and shouting.
News o f Reverse Withheld.
Pekin—It is apparent here that the
imperial government knew the result
o f the battle at Hankow between its
forces and the rebels more than 24
hours before it became public. Re
ports o f the rebel victory gradually
became generally known later, but
the first positive account o f the defeat
o f the imperial forces was delivered to
the foreign legations by the Associat
ed Press. It caused a profound im
pression.
The success o f the revolution has
been considered here to hinge largely
upon the result of the first encounter,
as its moral effect would be far-reach
ing.
When the
fugitive imperialists
reach the main army, now mobilizing
near Sin Yang Chow, knowledge of
the repulse, it is believed, will utterly
demoralize the troops, while as the
news travels long the Yangtse river
it probably will cause important ad
hesions to the rebel cause.
The foreign legations here believe
that the news from Hankow and Yun
nan will mean that the provinces south
o f the Yangtse and also some on the
north side o f the river will secede
sooner or later.
Does not change the color o f the hair.
A ijers
f o r m u l a w it h » » o h b o t t i*
A
S h o w it t o y o u r
■ -*
• d o*tor
A s k h im « b o u t it ,
th * u d o »• ha » » y »
As we now make our new Hair Vigor it
does not have the slightest effect upon
the color of the hair. You may use it
freely and for any length of time with
out tear of changing the color. Stops
falling hair. Cures dandruff.
—
m
»<1* b y t h # J . C . A y e r C o ., L o w t l l , I I * « » . — —
Wig— Why do you think he is rich?
He looks as though he hadn’t a cent
in the world.
Wagg—Only a rich man can afford
to look as though he hadn’ t a cent in
the world— Philadelphia Record.
CHANGE
IN WOMAN’S
LIFE
Made Safe by Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound.
Graniteville, V t — “ I was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
f r o m nervousness
and other annoying
symptoms, and I
can truly say that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
V e g e t a b l e Com
pound has proved
worth mountains of
gold to me, as it
restored my health
and s t r e n g t h . I
¡never forget to tell
my friends what
Lydia E. Pinkham’t
Vegetable Compound has dono for me
during this trying period. Complete)
restoration to health means so much
to me that for t' ■ sake of other suffer
ing women I am willing to make my
trouble public so you may publish
this letter.’ ’— Mits. C h a s . I I a i i c l a y ,
R.F.D., Graniteville, V t.
No other medicine for woman’ s ills
has received such wide-spread and ur*.
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine we know of has such a record
of cures as has Lydia E. l ’inkham’s
Vegetable Compound.
HOP MARKET LIVELY.
For more than 80 years it has been
curing woman’s ills such as inflamma
tion,
ulceration, fibroid tumors, irreg
10,000 Bales Change Hands at 40
ularities, »eriodic pains and nervous
Cents or Better.
prostration, and it is unequalled for
Portland------Friday was a record- carrying women safely through the
breaking day for the Oregon hop mar period o f change o f life.
ket. The volume o f business done on
M r s . P i n k h a m , a t L y n n , M a s s .,
the Coast was the largest for a single i n v i t e s a l l s i c k w o m e n t o w r i t e
day in the history o f'th e world’s hop h e r f o r a d v ic e . H e r u d v i c e is f r e e ,
trade. Purchases o f more than 10,000 a n d a l w a y s k e l p i u L
bales were made in the three states,
and more than half o f these were made
“ Did you know that they can make
in Oregon. The day’s sales amounted
shoes out o f all kinds of skins?”
to $800,000.
“ How about banana skins?”
Hopmen have no recollection o f a
"They make slippers out o f them.”
time when the excitement was so in
tense. It spread to the growers, and, — Smart Set.
contrary to the usual course of things,
they were as ready to meet the buyers
as the latter were to secure the hops.
This was probably because the market
reached the figure at which so many of
the farmers had decided to sell.
It was a 40-cent market from the
opening of business to the close. For
a few lota 40 J cents was paid and one
or two crops were taken at 41 cents,
A s a rule, a fe w doses o f M unyon’ s Cold R em edy
w ill break up an y cold and p reven t pneum onia. It
but the going price was 40 cents.
COLDS
CURED IN ONE DAY
Money Stringency Serious.
Shanghai— Despite alarmist reports,
trustworthy information received here
is that all is quiet at Kieukiang, Wu-
hu, Nank’ing, Suchow, and Hangchow.
There has been a large exodus to
Shanghai from these places. The
worst feature o f the situation is the
stringency in money, due to a demand
for silver in exchange for even the
best paper. Several banks in Shang
hai have suspended payments. The
loan o f $3,000,000 in new currency,
sent to the official banks here, has
particially relieved the situation.
relieves th e head, throat and lungs alm ost in
stantly. P ric e 25 cen ts a t a n y d r u g g is t's o r sent
postpaid.
I f you need M edical advice w rite to M unyon'a
D octors. T h ey will ca r e fu lly diagnone your case
and give you advice by mail, absolutely free.
Addrens P rofessor M unyon, 53d and Jefferson
streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
C A N E IS A G E S O L D .
Souvenir Presented to President Taft
Has Ancient Origin.
President Taft has among the sou-
venire of his Western trip a cane cut
from a stump which scientists declare
was a tree before the glacial period.
The wood was found in the valley of
the south fork o f the Old Man river in
the southern part o f the province of
Alberta by Professor W. S. Foster, a
geologist and explorer, living in Spo
kane. The cane, which is valued at
$5,000, was presented by E lwin T.
Coman, president of the chamber of
commerce, on behalf of the people of
Spokane.
“ The stump, which stood in a peat
bed, was found beneath 60 feet of
glacial wash,’ ’ said Professor Foster,
giving a history o f the discovery,
“ and preserved to the present day by
one o f the wonderful freaks of nature.
The peat, from which the stump was
taken, is on a sandstone formation and
is about three feet in thickness. Sea
weeds and flag stocks found nearby
are also well preserved.
“ This peat bed was uncovered by
the wearing away o f the glacial wash
by floods and the flow of the Old Man
river. There is not the least ques
tion in my mind that the tree grew
before the glacial period, more than
250,000 years ago, but so far I have
not been able to ascertain the kind of
wood it is.
“ The discovery was made not long
ago in the Frank district, which is 250
miles north of Spokane and fully 400
miles east of the Pacific ocean.
The
presence of well-preserved seaweed
and flagstock in abundance, buried un
der 60 feet of glacial deposit, appears
to be sufficient prqof o f its antiquity,
though I have much other evidence of
scientific character to bear out all of
my assertions.
"M ore than that, I am prepared to
satisfy anyone posted on Buch things
by showing them the stump from
which the wood was cut, also the
formation in which the discovery was
made.”
STOMACH
WEAK?
Too much depends
upon the Stomach to
allow this condition
to continue.
You
can
tone,
strengthen and in
vigorate the stom
ach, liver and bowels
by the use o f
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH BITTERS
TRY IT TODAY
ALL DRUGGISTS
for
PINK EYE
* *■ «■ ■ *
P I I F
DISTEMPER
CATARRHAL FEVER
AND ALL NOSE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Cures the sick and acts as a preventive for others. Liquid
e ven on the tongue. Hate for brood mares and all others. Beat
kidney remedy; SOcents and )1 a bottle; $5 and $10 the dozen.
Hold by all druggists and horse goods houses, or sent, express
paid, by the manufacturers.
SPOhN M EDICAL C O ., Chemists, G o s h e n , In d .
Defendant’ s W ife — Don’t worry,
“ Talk about luck 1”
dear.
The judge's charge was cer
“ What’s happened?”
tainly in your favor.
“ I found a ten-dollar bill in m y last
Defendant (moodily)— I know that. winter’s suit.”
It's the lawyer's charge that I ’m
“ Gee! Why, I thought you wars
thinking abouL
married.” — Toledo Blade.
W elcom e W ords to W om en
Women who suffer with disorders peculiar to their
sex should write to Dr. Pierce and receive free the
mdvice of a physician o f over 40 years’ experience
— a skilled and successful specialist in the diseases
of women. Every letter of this sort has the most
careful consideration and is regarded as sacredly
confidential. Many sensitively modest ««omen write
fully to Dr. Pierce what they would shrink from
telling to their local physioian. The local physician
is pretty sure to say that he cannot do anything
without “ an exam ination." Dr. Pierce holds that
these distasteful examinations are generally need
less, and that no woman, except in rare cases, should submit to them*
Dr. Pierce's treatment will cure you right in the privacy o f
your own home. His •• Favorite Prescription** has cured
hundreds of thousands, some o f them the worst of cases*
It Is the only medicine of its kind that is the product of a regularly graduated
ihysician. The only one good enough that its makers dare to print its every
ngredient on its outside wrapper. There's no secrecy. It will bear examina
tion. No alcohol and no habit-forming drugs are found in it. Some unscrup
ulous medicine dealers may offer you a substitute. Don't take it. Don’ t trifle
wi*h your health. Write to World's Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. R*
V . Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y .,—take the advice received and be well.
i
B e Cured In Your Own Home
Rheumatism, Stomach and
r,ur*i p * r m » n .t i» in .ho.-t t im . >nd at .m . u
br y
w
m
i *
•
n*
o f a concentrated mineral w ater. N o Fake. S nd to t
Lung Troubles, Skin Diseases testim onial* and literature. $ 1.00 trial package 25 cents.
Address LANG’ S ROCKY MOUNTAIN MINERAL WONDER COMPANY
M l Main 8tr««L 1D K T LA N D . OREGON.
Unconventionalities.
“ Don’t apologize for bringing the
dog with you when you come to call,
Mrs. Jipes.
I’ve noticed that you
don't stay quite so long long when
you bring him.”
“ Landlord, I haven’ t given a tip to
any of the waiters, but I’ll give you a
tip if you’ll tell how you manage to
get people to come and stay at your
old shebang.”
“ You mustn’ t mind my telling you,
Borus, that your latest book is the rot-
tenest thing you ever wrote — and
that’s saying a good deal.”
“ Lettie, dear, you’re a good girl,
but if ever you get a husband you’ll
have to catch him with a lasso.” —
Chicago Tribune.
The Squire’s Wife— I really don’t
think it can be healthy having your
pigs so near the house.
The Farmer (with pride)—None o’
them pigs has ever had a day’s illness.
— Black and White.
emores
¡Shoo P olish es
g a e t In V a r iâ t
F i n e s t I n Q u a l 't y . L a r ____
>*Q
They m oot every requirem ent fo r cl
polishing shoe» o f *«1 klm i* and color*.
« r 'v
L d <; t ;
|-:PR|S5ING
Free to Oar Headers
W r it e M u rin e E y e R e m e d y C o., C h ic a g o , f o r
48*page illu s t r a t e d E y e B o o k F r e e . W r it e a ll
a b o u t Y o u r E y e T r o u b le a u d th e y w ill a d v is e
a a t o th e P r o p e r A p p lic a t io n o f t h e M u r in e
E y e R e m e d ie s in Y o u r S p e c ia l C a s e . Y o u r
D r u g g is t w ill t e ll y o u t h a t M u riu e R e lie v e *
S o r e E y ea , S t r e n g th e n s W e a k E y e s D o e s n t
S m a r t, S ooth ed E y e F a in , a n d s e lla f o r 50o.
T r y I t in Y o u r E y ea a n d In B a b y 's E y ea f o r
S c a ly E y e lid s a u d G r a u u lu tlo n .
” COLOR. IUSIRI
, j i i . t » i » m
««¿CMS? C0t OR
G I L T K D U K the on ly ladle* *ho* dressing
Several Courses at Table.
(hut positively contain* OIL. black* and Polish**
Mrs. S< T. Rorer, the cooking ex Kdlea* aud ch ildren 's boot* and shoe*, s h i n e *
h o u t r u b b in g .
“ French Glosa, * 10«»
pert, compared French and American w i 1 t )A
N I> Y com bin ation fo r cleaning and polishing
cooking in a lecture to the girl gradu all kind* o f russet or tan »hoe*, 25o. “ S tar'' six*, 10o.
ELITE com bination fo r gentlem en w h o taka
ates o f Chicago.
pride in having their shoes look A 1. Restores
“ American cooking, with its simple color and lustre to all black shoes. Polish w ith a
or cloth, 25c.
dishes and its free use of the grill,’ ’ brush
B A B Y ELITE size 10c.
I f your dealer docs not keep the kind yon want,
she said, “ is healthful, but the rich
■end u» his address and the p rice in stamp* ta t
sauces o f French cooking and the lib a full size package.
eral use o f the frying pan make the
W HITTEMORK BRO S. & C O .,
ao-ae Albany at., C a m b r ia n . Mae*.
French flabby and dyspeptic.
2'A* UlUrst and Largest Manufacturers OJ
“ I was once entertained at a Paris
Shot 1'uUshes in the World.
restaurant famous for its chef. We
had such dishes as salmi o f becasse,
etuve o f beef and aubergine au gratin,
and then my host, leaning back with
a satisfied smile, handed me the menu
and said:
“ And what’ll you have next, Mra.
Rorer?”
W ell,” said I, “ I think we’ll have
indigestion next.”
Her Faith,
One merit o f this story is that it is
true, says the Providence Jour
nal. A t least it is guaranteed by a
well-known Providence society woman.
Marjorie Elizabeth, a niece from
Michigan, was visiting her, and ac
companied the elders to the Episopal
church, o f which her aunt is a mem
ber. Various features of the interior
interested Marjorie greatly and she
asked about them in a stage whisper.
The baptismal font, she was told, was
where children were baptized and be
came Christians.
You Can G el Alien’ * r o o t-ta s e TREE.
“ Aren’t you a Christian, Marjorie?”
W r ite A l l a n s . O lm s t o d .L e R o y , N. Y „ f o r e
Irao
«
a m p le o l A lle n 's F oot-K n ee. I t c u r e «
she was asked.
t w e e t in g . Iiot s w o lle n , a c h in g (eot. I t m a k es
“ W ell,” observed the diminutive new o r t ig h t ahoee ea s y . A c e r ta in c u r e lor
r n s . I n g r o w in g n a il« a n d b u n io n » . A ll d ru g-
worshipper, still in the stage whisper, g c o lM
FINKE BR08.
ta ss lllL 26c. D o n 't a c c e p t an y s u b s t ltu l* .
“ while I ’m here, I suppose I might as
183 M adison S t .
P ortland , O reqon
well be a Christian, but when I get
Percy— What are you going to do
home I think I’ ll keep right on being about your doctor’s advice to take
a Presbyterian."
p n u
No. 43—'11
physical exercise, deah boy?
CholJy — I ’m carrying a heavier
A V O ID LIQUID BLUING .
H E W w r it in g t o a d v e r tls a r s
walking stick and I wear a large but
m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .
tonhole
bouquet.—
Philadelphia
Times.
The reason so many housewives
prefer RED CROSS BALI, BLUE Is
because It Is all blue. Liquid blue
contains a largo percentage of water.
Why buy water when you have It by
the tub full?
Buying solid RED CROSS BALL
BLUE is real economy. Dissolve It
a* you need it. A large four-oz. pack
age, all blue, for 10c. Used In thou
sands of homes. FOR SALE AT ALL
GROCER3._______________
Sloan’s Liniment is good for pain of
any sort It penetrates, without rubbing,
Those Baggsga Smasher«.
through the muscular tissue right to the
Henry Clews, at s dinner in New-
bone—relieves the congestion and gives
'port, R. I., «aid of American travel
ing:
permanent as.well as temporary relief.
“ It is delightful to travel in Amer
Here's Proof.
ica, but I think that American porters
A. W . L a v o f Lafayette, Ala.,write*!—
handle our luggage a little too roughly.
“ 1 had rheunr.xtiam for five year«. I tried
“ Once, at a certain station, I was
doctor« and several different remedie« but.
amazed and pleased to hear a uni
they did not help me. I obtained a bottle
formed official shout to a burly porter:
of Sloan'« Liniment which did me «o much
good that I would not do without it
“ Hi, what are you knockin’ them
for anything-”
trunks about like that for?”
T homas I.. R ick of Easton, Pa.,
“ The porter had been lifting great
write«: “ 1 have used Sloan's Lini
trunks above his head and hurling
ment and find it first-class for rheu
them down on to the floor furiously,
matic pains.”
but now he stood stock still in aston
Mr. G.G. J onks of Baldwins, L.I.,
ishment.
writes:—. “ I have found Sloan's Lin
“ What’s that, boss?” he said.
iment par excellence.
I have used It for broken sinews above the knee
"W hat do you mean by knockin’
cap caused by a fall, and to my great satisfaction 1 was able to resume
my duties in less than three weeks aftet the accident.”
trunks about like that?” repeated the
ocfllial.
"Look at the floor, man.
Look at the dents you’re makin’ in
the concrete. Don't you know you’ll
lose your job if you damage the com
pany’s property?” — Baltimore Amer
ican.
[w
Rheumatic Pains
quickly relieved
Oregon on Trial Trip.
Seattle—The battleship Oregon, re
built and modernized, moved under her
own steam for the first time in six
years Saturday and made a trial_ spin
from the Puget Sound navy * yard
across the Sound to Seattle, around
the Seattle harbor and back to her an
chorage at Bremerton. Since she was
Artist—This is my painting, “ Youth
laid up at the navy yard six years ago in the Melon Patch.”
the Oregon has undergone extensive
Critic-rBut where are the melons?
alterations. New batteries and ma
Artist— What a foolish question!—
chinery were installed and the spin Toledo Blade.
was made to test the engines prepara
tory to sailing for Los Angeles.
“ How are you getting along in the
law business, old man?’ ”
New States Welcomed.
“ Fine. I have one clienL”
El Paso, Tex.— A military parade
“ Is he rich?”
and formal exercises o f welcome to
"H e was.” —Boston Transcript
Arizona and New Mexico were feat
ures o f El Paso’s statehood jubilee,
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellet« regulate
which ia being attended by thousands and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
from all parte o f the Southwest. The els. Sugar-coated, tiny granule«. Easy
formal ceremonies will be held at Fort to take aa candy.
QUICK
Blits. Governor Colquitt, o f Texas,
RELIEF
Mr. Ghout—All my money cannot
extended the welcome and Governor
I SORE EYES
Mills, o f New Mexico, responded and give me health, doctor.
accepted the handsome silk flag, the
Doctor— No, perhaps not; but it I “ I don't know whether I ought to
g ift o f El Paso.
give« vour physician great confidence. take you seriously or not,” says the
is an excellent remedy for sprains, bruises, sore throat, asthm a.
—Toledo Blade.
fair young thing to the gallant officer
N o rubbing necessary—you can apply with a brush.
who had just proposed.
“ I ’ve heard
Hurting Called Larceny.
Inspector Dick— Did you discover , that you were engaged to 10 girls last
A t aUT dmmlmrm. fV J k w , 2 B o ., B O o. * $ 1 * 0 .
Helena, MonL — Claiming as gov
summer. ”
Sloan's Book on lionet. Cattle, Sheep end Poultry tent free. Addram
ernment property the animals in na any irregularities in the city hall?
Inspector Sharp—Ye«; four o f the | "M y dear, those weren’ t real en
tional parks, the United States gov
Dr. EARL S. SLOAN, BOSTON. MASS.
They were just—er—
ernment has brought charges o f lar employes were at work.—Toledo gagements.
sham skirmishes.” —Judge’s Library.
ceny against Thomas Shield* and Blade.
Archibald Patterson.
The men were
charged with killing an elk and a deer
in the Glacier national park.
This ia
said to be the first time the govern
ment has ever definitely asserted own
Color m ore gooda brlch tor and faotar co lo rs than a n y othar dya. One 10c packaar* co lo rs sllK , w o e la n d co tto n eq u ally w
ership o f wild game.
(v im s i ve S a l\V
PUTNAM
LOAM S
IN IM E N T
FADELESS
DYES