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DO IT NOW! S o lv e the G ift P r o b le m f o r O ne e n d All. A n app ropriate Christm as Post Card car ry in * a ch eery mes^aife to aii yo u r friends w ill b rin g n w ie happiness than squan der ing * sum on a fe w piesenta. MUST HAVE BEST MACHIA THE FIRST LIGHTNING ROD Woman Greatly Wrought by Glowing Bohemian Priest AntevfsrWd Franklin Account» Glvsn by Dlffsrsnt In Experiments With Conductor P-rslstont Agents. for Lightning. "Look her*, sir,” she said, ns she Though Franklin will continue to other day, “your agent haa Imposed upon me.” "la It possible, ma'am? In what re spect?” “Yes. sir, he haa; and I don't want your machine!” "How has he deceived you?" “Why, he came Into my house ana told me that your machine was the best in the world. I have witnesses, and can prove every word of It." “ But that was not deceiving you, ma'am.” “ Yea, It wasl I hadn't the machine two day» before another agent called and said his was the beat; and he had a circular to back It up. He had hardly got out of doora when another called and said his machine had taken ten medals.” “But we have taken fifteen, ma'am.” “Oh, have you?” “And we have Issued a challenge for a public trial, which no other machine dare accept.” “Is that so? Then your machine Is the best, after all?” “Certainly.” “Then you will please excuse me. l thought I had been Imposed upon, and I’m afraid I was a little hasty. The other agents must have been the de ceivers.” the Inventor of the first practical lightning rod, the study of atmoipher- lo electricity goes baok at least to the time of Tullius Hostillus, who perished In an attempt to “ draw fire from the sky." Cicero, In one of hie orations against Catllne, calls atten tion to the destruction of the glided statue of Romulus by lightning as an evil omen. A lightning bolt vividly described by Virgil In the eighth book of the Aeneld damaged the hind legs of the bronze Capitollne Wolf, and the visitor to the Capitollne Mu seum today can still discern the marks upon the metal. A learned priest by the name of Dlvlsch Is said to have erected the first lightning con ductor in Europe. He set It up at Prendiz, Bohemia, In 1754, and It was 130 feet high. Though the Emperor Stephen and the Empress Marla The resa publicly proclaimed their confi dence In the inventor, a moet dlas- trous drought that afflloted the coun try a year later was ascribed by the superstitious populace to the new tan gled device, and Dlvlsch was com pelled to take It down. It is not prob able that Franklin was acquainted with Dlvlsch'» experiment 50 Beautiful Christmas Post Cards $1.00 entered a sewing-machine office the receive the honor tbat Is bit duo ss J u s t enclose a dollar bill w ith a let- ter to the ® — AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS C o Lurel u i TwrsUeik Sd, PartUsd. Ora. Cards w ill com e by return mail. The Price cf Riches. If I knew a miser who gave up everj kind oi oomfortable living, all thi pleasure oi doing good to others, al the esteem oi his iellow citizens ant the Joys oi benevolent Irlendshlp ioi the sake ot accumulating wealth. Pool man. said I, you pay too much for youj whistle.—Benjamin Franklin. Old-Time Espousal Ring. A particularly beautliul torm of es pousal ring was known as tae “ gim- mel” or linked ring, which was made In parts, which, when brought to gether. assumed the appearance of the ring shown with clasped hand». The Philosopher of Folly. "T/omen are sure their husbands are smart,” says the Philosopher of Folly, “ because they think maybe they can make some other women think It’s true.” Courtesy Shown Women Prisoner». Roumanian Funeral Custom. In many English prison* the women In Roumania a curious old funeral »re addressed by tbelr first names, In custom showed an amusing thought stead of by numbers, as the men fulness for the very natural human are. vanity of the dead, two openings cor responding to ears bolng cut In the casket so that the corpse might have 1 Leudviile, Colorado. 8peciu««m prices: Gold. the pleasure of hearing the songs of Silver, Load, SI. G old, Silver, i5c; G old. 50c: Zino or Copper. *1. M ailing envelopes and fu ll pries list mourning sung on cither side of him scut o n application. Control and Umpire work ao* aa the coffin was borne to the grave. lioiw d . E oference: Carbonate National Bank. U J C U f p i l l broken m achinery and castin gs i f L» i f b L U o f all kinds by a new process, m aking them as good as new . M achine w ork o f all kinds. W e fix any old thing. Poitland Oxy-Acetyleoe Welding Company, 305 (Jisaa St Phone Main 6769. Part!«!*!, Or. SCHUM ACHER EUR CO. M anu factu rers o f Furs. R aw F u r» bou gh t and sold. F u rs rem odeled a specialty. 2 0 9 M adison S t.( b e t. f ir s t und f r o n t Sts , P ortlan d , O re g o n R A IIM IS COPYRIGHTS ANO TRADE MARKS secured. Book o f a ccu rate ; inform ation free on request. J. K. MOCA, 719 Bo-jd ol Trade Bldg., Portland, Or. (Late o f U. S. i ’uteut Office. V\ ur*h ingtoti. L>. O.) KODAKS AND KODAK S U P P L I E S W rite fo r catalogues and literature. D eveloping and printing. Mail orders given prom pt attention F o r tla n d P h o t o S u p p ly C o. 149 Third Street PORTLY P O R T L A N D . ORE. „ COFFEES TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER v EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT Who Knows? A boy la a Chicago school refused to sew, evidently considering It beneath the dignity of a ten-year-old man. George Washington sewed,” said the principal, taking it for granted that a soldier must; “and do you consider yourself better than George Wash ington?” "I don't know, time will tell,” said he, serenely.—Popular Education Cork Known In Ancient Time». Cork was known to the Greeks and Romans, and was put to almost as many uses as at present, although there Is no mention In Roman annals of linoleum, notwithstanding Its Ro man sound. Glass bottles with cork stoppers did not come Into use until the middle of the fourteenth century. Depended on the Dog. A rery small toy was trying to leaf a big St. Bernard dog up the road "Where are you going to take tht dog, my little man?” Inquired a passer by. "I—I’m going to see where— where he wants to go first,” was tht breathless reply. Coroner’s Verdict In India. For quaintness It would be hard te beat the verdict returned In India or a man whose fate It had been to aa sauge a tiger’s appetite. "That Pand so died of tiger eating him. Ther« was no other cause of death.” CL0SSET Û DEVERS >■ YOU WANT A > INCOMir PORTLAND, ORE,' THEVERYBEST d e n tis try on th e P a cific Coast is execu ted here. W e have b u ilt u p ou r reputation on it. Y on can d ep en d on qu a lity and cannot g e t better painless -work anyw here, h o m atter how m u ch y o u pay. BW o finish plate and 1 bridge work fo r out- I o f-t o w n patrons in Bone day i f desired. I Painless oxtraction S ff-e when plates or I bridge work Is order- Red. Consultation Ires. T h e V ia v a R em edies cu re backache, nervous- ness, fem a le troubles and rectal diseases. Send fo r ou r book free. W e w ant g o o d w om en a g e n t, everyw h ere. M ake m oney at hom e. W rite fui particulars. T he V ia v l Co., 609 K othchild B u ild ing, Portland, O regon. •• FILL Y O U R O W N TEETH ” FILL-0 MFC CO.. 351 Enpire Bldg.. Seattle. Wash. Blum aer-Frank Drug: Co., distribu tors fo r O regon | Molar Crowns $ 5 . 0 0 g Gold Fillings 1 .0 0 1 Enamel Fillings t o o ¡Silver Fillings .5 0 ¡Good Rubbsr _ I Plates 5 .0 0 | Best Red Rubbsr w _ A I Plates 7 .5 0 •8. W. A. Will, Pusnisr ass M aiasm Painless Extr'tIon . 5 0 21 TUB) UTASUWIB IS rSRTUMB BEST METHODS A l l w ork fully guaranteed for flftoen year«. Wise Dental C o . , me. P a in le s s D en tists FsHInt Building, Third « id Washington. PORTLAND, ORE S A . M. to 8 P. M. K o w -K u r e »on lay■. I t o 1 RLD WEARS not a “ f o o d ” —It Is a m e d i c i n e , and t h e only m e d i c i n e in the w o r l d f o r c o w s only. Is M a d e fo r th e c o w a n d , a s its n a m e in d ic a te s , a c o w c u r e . B a rr e n n e s s, r e t a in e d a fte rb ir th , a b o r tio n , s c o u r s ,c a k e d u d d e r , a n d all s im ila r a ffe c tio n s p o s it iv e ly a n d q u ic k ly c u r e d . N o o n e w h o k e e p s c o w s , w h e t h e r m a n y o r fiW j c a n a ffo rd to b e w it h o u t * 'K o w - K u r e . ’ It is m a d e e s p e c ia lly to k e e p c o w s h e a lth y O ur h ook “ W h a t to D o W h e n Y o u r C ow s A r e S i c k " .s e n t free A s k y o u r lo c a l d e a le r for " K o w - K u r m , " o r s e n d t o th e m a n u fa c tu r e r s . Suini G § ¡ li! Dairy Association Co., Lyndonvlllo, Vt. *3, $3-5o & *4 S hoes s m s BOYS 'SH OES, 1 2 .0 0 , $ 2 .5 0 A $ 3 .0 0 W.L.Dauglmm $ 3 .0 0 , $3. BO and $ 4 .0 0 •/toe« a r o p o s itiv e ly tha b ea t m ad a and m oat popu lar ahoaa fo r tha p rlca In A m erica , and ara tha m oat a oon om - lorn I mho .a fo r y o u to buy I*» you re a lize that my » b o a t h a ve been the stan- d iir i f<*r over :*> vrarx, that I m ake and sell m ore $3 00, $3JV) ao<l $i.fN» *h<*** than any «»ther m anu fa c tu re r in the Unite«! S ta te * .a n d that D o l l a r f u r I tot la r , I G u a r a n t e e m y s h o e * to h o ld their shape lo o k ami fit l*etter. and w ear lo n g e r than any oth er $ 3 . 00 , $3.50 o r $4.irf) shoe* you can b u y ? Q u a lity c o u n t* , am i q u a lity ha* m ade m y shoe» w h at they ire — T h e T r a d e r * o f th e W o r ld . Y o y w ill be nlea-mJ w hen you buy roy sh oe« bora-is** o f tho fit am i ap p earance, and w hen It eoinc* tim e fo r v>u to purchane an other p a ir , yo u trill be m ore than pleased because the fast one* w ore *o w e ll, and nave yo u no m uch co m fo r t. C A U T I O N ! Noneirennuiewithoutvv I„D onrlainam » amt price warni»e«t on bottom. TAKE NO SlfcTITLTE. If your dealer rannnt » hpp ' t you with W. 1«. Dougin* Rhwe*, write for Man Order Catalog. W. L. WH.GI.AS, 145 Spark Street, Brockloo, A n *. This afternoon gown of velvet, which is quite the thing for dressy wear, shows a pretty waist effect. The lapels are of satin, put on wrong - side-tip fashion. The overskirt arrangement is also novel. FILL-O If you have aching: teeth o r cavities and you are too n «rvou s fo r the dentAl ordeal, try Fill-O. the home dentiat. A t dru ggist* or by mail. 50c. 322k Bridge Teeth4.09 COlc. A n n : FASHION HINTS RELIABLE DENTISTRY FEZ, :0N ABLE RATES Fto sa h T«k at,. $5.00 Eikr-wl — T«e wA- •■I nú., siso - $ 5.00 KURaUu PUutUr $7.50 I U U k nut. ah $5.00 CUd m Ptrnkfei Cfwnt ............... $3.50 - $5.00 UK m PurUUa r«Mv II « Sënr rato,. ah SSckll M m E x V m O m mh ..., 5St FIU «ta PIU« tre trUfU O ur W ork G uarantied P erfect Fperlid Attention to out-of town ratr©'-*. I Top a* • fontal _______ for r Hppomtn *ppoi»£n»ent. O t o f tew* ny rk com nple-ed in « day No better werk %»/ •mple II ode era i equipment where Mod ..-.ere H _ _ Kvery operator* *tt * specialist. I-adv 7 attendent. THE NEW YCRK DENTI8T8 LE. H A 6TUEDBTA9T. M*r ffearr 8 a n. la « f. W i n . 9 a ■. la I p. a R. L Car. Fnrtt ani lamam. Fardant 0r«*n Mean Trick to Play on Rival, A ohRrar-terlstlc anecdote Is told of Cherubini, the most Jealous of the Ir ritable genus of composers. He had been prevailed upon to be present at the first representation of the work of a confrere, and, during the first acts, which were much applauded by the public, he had kept a gloomy sllanoe. The third act was less favorably re ceived, and a certain passage especial ly seemed to cast a cold blanket over tho spectators, when the old maestro, to the astonishment of his friends, was seen to applaud heartily. "Do you really like that duo?” asked one of them; “ I should have thought It was one of the poorest and coldest In the whole opera.” “You Idiot,” answered the maestro, with genuine naivete, "don’t you see that If I did not applaud 't he might possibly cut It out?" Too Quick With 8corn. That marvelous story of the British expedition to New Guinea, with its discovery of a new pygmy race, re minds a writer that In the past stay-at- home people have sometimes erred In treating travelers’ tales with scorn. There was, for Instance, the descrip tion by James Bruce In 1770 of tho barbarous Abyssinian custom of eat ing raw meat cut from the living ani mal which was ridiculed by everybody. Yet Bruce has even recently been proved right. When Paul Du Challlu explored equatorial Africa in 1861 and described the wonderful gorillas and also the nation of dwarfs there he was discredited none too politely by the British Royal Geographical society. Yet subsequent explorers amply vindi cated his veracity. U r s m r l e MANY GIRLS DIE P UUH p IN FIRE TRAP S a rs a p a rilla A c i? f irecj ly anr pecul-'lrl> Panic-Stricken Employes Leap r . , , nr i to Awful Death. revitalizes it, and in this on the blood; purines, enriches and way builds up the whole sys tem . Take it. Get it today. In usual liquid form or In chocolate coated tablets called Sarsatabs* First—By 1-«-»tin* on the EAaT SIDE, wh*re our expenses are very low, oct- ns’lv doing ih I ighe- r a*s of denial rs, for much less (ban the big West Bids “ l ari rs.” We are as ramle-s as is possible fieri>nd—Ret emler, we have no It red d e n tis ts , no so-called “ specialists” nor student-, we do oor own work and guarantee it Id ears. Third—We do not charve YOU $20 and then -e!l the same thing to someone el«e for $3. That i« what we mean when we s a y ONE LOW PRICE, THE NAME TO ALL ALIKE. W e Cheerfully Examine and Estimate Your W ork Free. THE BIG EAST S;DE ONE-PRICE DENTISTS . Corner Union Ave. and Eaat Morrison Office Honrs—8 a. m. to 8 p. m. .-nnd y -9 t o l. DRfi. KELfiEY A PITTENOER W a have lived in Oregon and Portland more than 25 years. Newark, N. J.— In ten minutes 25 Real Truth About Young Man With girls were burned alive or crushed to “ Excelsior” Banner, and That death on the pavement by leaping from Lamb of Mary's. the windows and fire escapes of the four-story factory building at Orange "Excelsior” is a poem about a and High streets, occupied on the top young man who walked one winter floor by an underwear manufacturing evening through a village In the Alps. concern. The hotel keeper stood In his door It was on the top floor where the and told him the rooms were all death list was heaviest. The lower taken, but anyhow the young man floors were occupied by two paper box knew he didn't have enough money concerns and two electrical fixture fac for tips. So he went on. Ho carried tories. The latest count shows that 20 a banner reading "Excelsior." One of the 25 bodies recovered have been theory Is that he was a drummer for identified and that six girls are miss an upholstery house and the other Is ing. They may be among the uniden that he was a demented breakfast tified or yet in the ruins. The collapse food Inventor. He was found next of a wall interrupted the search for morning near the top of the moun bodies. tain and his relatives were notified. Fifty were taken t ■ the hospital, of Mary had a lamb that she spoiled whom two may die. by overfeeding and cuddling. She Among the injured is Joseph E. took It to school with her one day Sloan, deputy fire chief, who was over and the lamb bothered the spelling taken by the falling wall and buried in class, so the teacher kicked It out of bricks and rubbish. He is badly hurt the front door. Not having any sense bui may recover. The rush of the flames was so swift of direction, It blatted around the schoolyard until finally the teacher and threw such terror into the girls on sent Mary home with it and told hor the top floor that the body of one was If she ever brought It again there found still seated on a charred stool would be trouble. Next spring Ma beside the machine at which she had ry's father sold the lamb on the ris been working. Horrible as must have been what oc ing market. curred in the crowded upper roomB, M o th e r « w ill fin d M rs. W !n «low *s S o o th in g what befell outside in the bright sun ly r u p th e b e s t r e m e d y t o use fox t h e ir c h ild r e n light was more horrible. l u r i n g th e tee t h in g p e r io d . The building was exceedingly in The Vanishing English Governess. flammable and the first gush of flames The English governess threatens to had cut off all escape by the stairways. lecorne extinct altogether. The wom- The elevators made one trip, but took in of the world nowadays obtains a down no passengers and never came orelgn girl for as small a salary as hack. The only exit was by the fire ihe can persuade her to to take. When escapes, the lower platforms of which ihe Is not giving lessons lu her own were 25 feet from the street. Onto these overcrowded and steep ongue she Is expected to sew, and he useful creature has been known lanes, scorched dancing hot by the jets o make all her so-called pupils' gar- of flame from the lower windows, pressed forward a mob of women, blind uonta— Black and White. withpanic, driven by the fire and the A New Napoleon Statue. others behind them. Gen. Nlox recently discovered In A net had been spread beneath the the State statue repository a bronze windows and the girls began to jump, statue of Napoleon 1 by Seurre, of Hike rats out of a burning bin,’ was which the Invalldes only possesses a the way a fireman described the de plaster replica. Yesterday work was scent. commenced In the courtyard of the They came out of the windows like Invalldes on the removal of the plas thick treacle, rolled upon the heads of ter statue, which 1 . to he replaced In those below them and cascaded off the a few days by the bronze original.— fire escape to the pavement 60 feet be Paris Press. low. Some of them stood in the windows Pettit's Eye Salve Pir-t Sold in 1807, outlined against the flames and jumped over 100 years ago; sales increase clear. Others jumped from the land yearly; wonderful remedy; cured mil lions weak eyes. All druggists or ings, still others from the steps where they stood. The air was full o f them Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. and they fell everywhere— into the net, on the necks of the firemen, and 15 of Ths Inability to Say “ No.” There are hundreds of people who them on the hard stone slabs. When the awful rain ceased there have been kept comparatively poor by their good nature, and this Is not were eight dead in the street, and the the lnvertebra to good nature of the gutters ran red. Seven were so badly man who can say “ No" for fear of crushed they died in hospitals. what the other fellow would think, but MEXICAN REBELS ROUTED. the far more devastating quality of not being able to say "No” because It will make one feel so uncomfort Government Troops Kill Fifteen and Wound Many. able. _________________ Chihuahua, Mexico—-In an engage Misunderstood. ment near this city which lasted from Actyn Barnes, tragedian, solemnly 9 o'clock in the morning until 3 o’clock strutted Into the bar of the night in the afternoon, 600 Federal troops stand hotel. "Put a pint of wine on routed a force of 400 Maderoists, driv tho Ice, my friend,” he said to the ing them repeatedly from a strong po man behind the counter. "Not If I'm sition and compelling them to take to in my right mind 1 won't!" chuckVcd the moutains. the other, who happened to be the The revolutionists lost 15 killed and proprietor; "cash down is the rule tn many wounded. There were no fatal the here tavern, ’gosh!” ities on the Federal side, but several, including three officers, were wounded. General Navarro was in command of the Federal troops. He left Chihuahua at 5 o’ clock in the morning at the head and smothering sensation of four companies of the second battal ion and two Bquads of cavalry from the 13th regiment. Hostetlers’ Near Fresno, 12 miles out, one of the Bquads of cavalry fell behind to Stomach Bitters. guard the road. They were ambushed by the rebels, who opened fire from hills on both sides of the highway. After several hours of heavy fighting the rebels broke far the mountains. For That Heartburn after eating you really ought to take It acts quickly, tones the stomach a and aids digestion, thus re-j moving the cause of the! trouble. Always keep a, bottle handy for just such | Isthmus Flight Planned. cases. It is also for Indi Claude New York—Clifford B. Harmon and Grahame-White, who will leave gestion, Dyspepsia, Consti pation, Liver (roubles, Colds, Grippe and Malaria. Try it today. OSTETTER CELEBRATED STOM ACH BITTER Boxing Children's Ears. Medical men are fully aware of the lamentable consequences that often result from the pernicious habit of boxing childrens' ears or otherwise striking them on the head or face. It Is, however, high time that laymen, and especially teachers, should be made sroualnted with these results. Naples and Its Lottery. All the hopes and dreams, almost the life itself, of the masses In Naples center In the national lottery system, with Its weekly drawing of prizes. In Naples evef yo>e plays the "lotto,” and each week sees the upbuilding of the hopes and dreams of thousands, only to culminate at the Saturday drawing In a vast, widespread disappointment. But with the return of Monday tha Neapolitan has taken heart again, bis “ Before I began using Cascarets I had visions of fortune again take form, to s bad complexion, pimples on my face, be realized—surely this time—at tha and my food wax not digested »»it should next Saturday drawing.—Harper’». have been Now I am entirely well, and the pimples have all disappeared from my face 1 can truthfully s a y that Cascarets No Cause for Complaint. Customer—I ordered a gallon of are just as advertised; I have taken only two bones of them.” Irish whisky last week, and I find that Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan. Ind. what you sent me was made In New PWaasnL PalataM » Potent. T u t » O - o t York. Do G*od N *v»r Si*ken. W «tlfi»n nr G rip * 10 f . 2?« c . IO c . Nffiror *«W ip bulk. T h* wen- Dealer—Well, I don't see where you otn« tabtot *tismp«d <' C C. (ruarar t#«d tn have any kick coming. Isn’t New York rlsh enough to suit you? One Theory. “I wonder why the doctor always wants you to stick out your tongue?" "Probably to cut ehort a lot of gab. my dear.” The K in g of E n te r ta in e rs F ree T ria l AS TOLD IN PLAIN ENGLISH Bad B L O O D “Fighting the Dental Trust” Pour From Windows to Fire Escapes and Fall in Shower Upon Firemen's Heads. A Genuine Edison Phonograph Outfit Sent W ithout Cost to You on lO Days' THE BEST MEDICINE L C o lo s I m W h y Not C o n s id e r This O ffe r N ov/? This is an invitation to every reader of this paper to write us, at once, for our free trial offer— no money down— 9 months to pay— no inter est charged—we pay the freight and give 10 days to try an Edison . Phonograph in your own home. Our Outfit No. 12 costs $34.20/ and includes New Edison Fireside Phonograph with combina tion reproducer to play 2 and 4-minute records; new Cygnet J>y Horn, also special Fiber-Horn; half dozen Edison Am- / ^ y berol (4-minute) Records and half dozen Gold Moulded / ¿ y Standard Records; nickol-plated Crane, bottle Phono * -/ ers -/ / } y b it ____ music graph Oil, Oil Can and an Automatic) ~ Brush attach- y / MUeic house ment. This offer is fair to you and to us, because /¿e* we want you a satisfied customer— a booster . for Eilers—our best advertisement. Send Portland or. °" us the coupou— catalogue and full par- v » /Q • n 11 emen: Pie«»« tieulars will come to you by return mail / + p * ® t ic uVa r’? 1©*“ your > Eilers Music House I* not recom m ended for every thing: but if you have kidney, liver or bladder trouble it will be found ju « t the rem edy you need. A t drujririatH in fifty cen t and dollar friscoe. You may have a «am ple bottle o f thin w on derfu new d iscovery by mail free, also pam ph let telling all about it. Addreaa, Dr. K ilm er & Co.. Bingham ton, N. Y . Ths Right to Die. The man who has killed himself on Monday would on Saturday hava wanted to live; but one only kills •ns's self once. Man's life la made up of past, present add future; so life must be a burden to him, If not for the past, the present and the futurq at least for the present and the fu ture If It Is only a burden for the present he Is sacrificing the futuro. The evils of one day do not authorize him to sacrifice the life that Is ahead of him. Only the man whose life Is unhappy and who could have the cer tainty—which Is Impossible— that It will always be so, snd that condi tions and desires will never change, either through modification of circum stances and situations or through habit and the lapse of time—which again Is Impossible—only this man would have tho right to kill hlmsolL—• Hopolaon Bnnnnarte. Precise. ▲ young Baltimore Man has a hab it of correcting carelessness In speech that comes to hls notice. The other day he walked Into a shop and asked for a comb. "Do you want a narrow man's comb?" asked the clerk. "No,” said the customer, gravely, "1 want a comb for a stout man with rubber teeth.” Memory Well Trained. Men played cards so Incessantly tn early Victorian days that It Is not sur prising that many were able to give singular evidences of tbelr skill. For Instance, a Mr. Pratt could at the con elusion of each rubber correctly call over the order of the cards as they bad fallen as well as the porson play ing them. F ree T r ia l O ffe r . N am «. PO RTLAN D , OREGON, L a r g e s t W e s t e r n D e n ie r s In A ll M a k e * o f T a l k in g M a ch in e s , R e c o r d * , P la n o * , O r g a n s , e tc. SWAMP- ROOT. K d tson Br. B. E. Wright Have» your teeth out ard plate and bridge work done. For o u t-of-tow n patrons w e finish plat* and bridge w ork in one day if necessary. PRICES: M.!« C r .m . . . . $5.00 22k Brtdn T«* $3.50 G W Flbn......... $ 1 * tiMarl Fiilnn $1.00 FiOSw___ 50c w (.Md R m M mt PUta $5.00 Bni Ro4 Rshbor . Plate*........... $ 7-50 Pamir«* Eitraril)* . 50« BEST M E T H O D S I’alnies* Extraction Free when plates or bridgs work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot ret better painlens work anywhere, no matter tow m uch you pay. All Work Fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Year* E Dr. B. C. Wright Co. 3424 Washington St., Portland, Oregon Tako car «t rtvpot and transfer to Waahfnston St. Adam's 8ister. The palm tree has always been veiv erated wherever It grow»; in aoma places It Is worshiped. “ Honor ths palm tree,” says a Mohammedan writer, “for she Is your father's aunt, for this tree was formed of the remainder ol the clay from which Adam was cre ated."—From Bonfort's Wine and SpU* It Circular________________ Always Boms Ideal. God finds some ideal In every ht>* nan soul. At some time In our Ufa vo feel a trembling, fearful longing o do some good thing. Life finds its loblest spring of existence In this hld- len Impulse to do our best—Robert Jollyer. ________________ Conks Will Please Take Notice. A servant girl In a Now Jersey house hold hns just received a raise In wages alter 35 years' faithful service. All great successes In life are due to perseverance.—Washington Herald. ry murike eye renedv T For Red, W e«k, Wesry, Wstery Eye« sxd T G R A N U L A T E D E Y E L ID S I Murine Docsn’t Smart-Soothes Eye Pain Q Dr««ii>n Soli Mari,, Er« Riaair, Uqatt. 25c, SSc, $I.M M urin. E r . Solve, in Aseptic Tube«, 25c, * 1 .0 0 EYE BOOKS A N D AD V IC E FREE BY MAIL M u r in e E y e R e m e d y Co^ChleakffiO ALCOHOL OPIUM—TOBACCfl P ,O . o r tla n d r e g o n Europe on November 30, propose to fly across the English Channel before January 1. On his return to this side, Mr. Harmon will attempt to fly from the deck o f the Hamburg- CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY American liner “ Moltke” anchored off Painlcs* Extraction......... Fr«* Colon, across the isthmus of Panama, Silver F illin g *................... 30c to the Pacific. Mr. Harmon has ar Oold Filling*....................... , 75c ¿2 K. Gold C row n *.................. M To Test Tlnnsd Foods. ranged this aerial trip from the Atlan Porcelnin C r o w n * ..................M An Infallible test for tim ed fruit or tic to the Pacific as a demonstration*on Mol*r Gold C row n*............... Bridge W ork , 22 K. O o l l .. vegetables of any kind is to open an 1 behalf of the aeronautical (reserve, of Inlay Pills. Fur*Gold . . . plunge Into the contents a very bright which he is chief os staff. Vary Nice Rubber P la t«.. ■teal knife. Keep It there a few min- I1« m Rubber Plat* on Earth............................. .. I A L L TH IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . utee, and If copper is present, even In 6,000 Baoies Are Starving. Don’ t throw your money away. A dollar **vaS th* mlnuteat proportions. It will be is t wodollar* earned. Our original reliable Modem Chicago— The citizens’ strike com PalnlenH Method* and our perfocted ofRcaaquIp- ment *ave* u* time and your money. mittee, which has investigtaed con visibly deposited on the blade. BOSTON DENTISTS. 5 t h M o r r i s o n , P ortland ditions in the families of striking gar Pnirtme 291 ty Morrison, optxxltr Poffiofflre and Mefor * frank. Fstablubed In Portland 10 year«. Open w niop ment workers, reported that 5,000 until I and Sundar* until 12• MX f o r people who work. babies are starving as a result of the labor war. The report was made at Hull House and a special babies' milk fund was started at once by members of the committee. Estimates at the meeting showed it would take at least $100 a day to provide milk for in actual want, and the suffering appear This wondeful man ha* ed so great that $1,100 was contributed mode a life study of th* No sense In running from one uropartiM o f Noot^ by members of the committee. Herb* and Barks, and ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE S Have One Doctor Michael Cudahy Is Dead. Chicago —Michael Cudahy, founder of the packing firm bearing hia name, died at 8:45 o’clock Monday night at a hospital here, of double pneumonia. Mr. Cudahy had been ill five days, the disease becoming serious Saturday morning. Mr. Cudahy was bom in Calian. Country Killkenny, Ireland, December 17, 1841. He came to the United States with his parents in 1849, the family settling at Milwau kee. Ban on Whisky Is Upheld. I Knoxville, Tenn.—The Tennessee I Supreme court holds as constitutional I the act of the Tennessee legislature of 1909 prohibiting the manufacture of whiskey in Tennessee. doctor to another. Select the best one, then stand by him. Do not delay, but consult him in time when you are sick. Ask his o p i n i o n of Ayer’s Cherry Pector*! for coughs snd colds. Then use it or not, juat as he says. • X]6fS VF* Vantate alo*h«i from ro* ?**arai»** W* f> iîii.v C Gee Wo The Chines« Doctor U giving the world tha benefit of hia sorvicaa. A No Mcrcary. Pol*ana or Drags Used. Na 'V & b Operation» nr Cettlpg Guarant««* to cur« Catarrh, Asthma, Lang. Stomach and Kidney trouble», t$nd all Privata of M n and Women. A S U R t CANCER CUKE Just rocalvtHl fr<>m Pekin, China—so t o , M M and roliabla. U..failing in it* work*. I f you cannot call, writ» for symptom blank and circular. Incloa« 4 cents in stamp*. CONSULTATION FREE The C. Gee Wo Medkine Co. 1 1 2 k Drat SI., cer. MarriMa, Fort lewd. O K Always beep a box of Ayer's Pills In the , house. Jueten» filial bedtime, now and (fees, wIN wyrd *ff many an atti'-k of hilieuanees, Indiwstion, tick head«.he. KM l*a your doctor known Hew i iny yeere »» the*« f *11» f Aak him all shout them, atf me*. •.»»** o ».. l * w » u . ii « m ---- IN U E Na «*“ !• H i l f w r itin g t o a d v e r t!* $tl»»n t h ! « p a p a r . '