DO IT NOW!
S o lv e the G ift P r o b le m
f o r O ne e n d All.
A n app ropriate Christm as Post Card car
ry in * a ch eery mes^aife to aii yo u r friends
w ill b rin g n w ie happiness than squan der
ing * sum on a fe w piesenta.
MUST HAVE BEST MACHIA THE FIRST LIGHTNING
ROD
Woman Greatly Wrought by Glowing Bohemian Priest AntevfsrWd Franklin
Account» Glvsn by Dlffsrsnt
In Experiments With Conductor
P-rslstont Agents.
for Lightning.
"Look her*, sir,” she said, ns she
Though Franklin will continue to
other day, “your agent haa Imposed
upon me.”
"la It possible, ma'am? In what re
spect?”
“Yes. sir, he haa; and I don't want
your machine!”
"How has he deceived you?"
“Why, he came Into my house ana
told me that your machine was the
best in the world. I have witnesses,
and can prove every word of It."
“ But that was not deceiving you,
ma'am.”
“ Yea, It wasl I hadn't the machine
two day» before another agent called
and said his was the beat; and he had
a circular to back It up. He had
hardly got out of doora when another
called and said his machine had taken
ten medals.”
“But we have taken fifteen, ma'am.”
“Oh, have you?”
“And we have Issued a challenge for
a public trial, which no other machine
dare accept.”
“Is that so? Then your machine Is
the best, after all?”
“Certainly.”
“Then you will please excuse me. l
thought I had been Imposed upon, and
I’m afraid I was a little hasty. The
other agents must have been the de
ceivers.”
the Inventor of the first practical
lightning rod, the study of atmoipher-
lo electricity goes baok at least to
the time of Tullius Hostillus, who
perished In an attempt to “ draw fire
from the sky." Cicero, In one of hie
orations against Catllne, calls atten
tion to the destruction of the glided
statue of Romulus by lightning as an
evil omen. A lightning bolt vividly
described by Virgil In the eighth
book of the Aeneld damaged the hind
legs of the bronze Capitollne Wolf,
and the visitor to the Capitollne Mu
seum today can still discern the
marks upon the metal. A learned
priest by the name of Dlvlsch Is said
to have erected the first lightning con
ductor in Europe. He set It up at
Prendiz, Bohemia, In 1754, and It was
130 feet high. Though the Emperor
Stephen and the Empress Marla The
resa publicly proclaimed their confi
dence In the inventor, a moet dlas-
trous drought that afflloted the coun
try a year later was ascribed by the
superstitious populace to the new tan
gled device, and Dlvlsch was com
pelled to take It down. It is not prob
able that Franklin was acquainted
with Dlvlsch'» experiment
50 Beautiful Christmas Post Cards $1.00 entered a sewing-machine office the receive the honor tbat Is bit duo ss
J u s t enclose a dollar bill w ith a let-
ter to the
® —
AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS C o
Lurel u i TwrsUeik Sd, PartUsd. Ora.
Cards w ill com e by return mail.
The Price cf Riches.
If I knew a miser who gave up everj
kind oi oomfortable living, all
thi
pleasure oi doing good to others, al
the esteem oi his iellow citizens ant
the Joys oi benevolent Irlendshlp ioi
the sake ot accumulating wealth. Pool
man. said I, you pay too much for youj
whistle.—Benjamin Franklin.
Old-Time Espousal Ring.
A particularly beautliul torm of es
pousal ring was known as tae “ gim-
mel” or linked ring, which was made
In parts, which, when brought to
gether. assumed the appearance of
the ring shown with clasped hand».
The Philosopher of Folly.
"T/omen are sure their husbands
are smart,” says the Philosopher of
Folly, “ because they think maybe
they can make some other women
think It’s true.”
Courtesy Shown Women Prisoner».
Roumanian Funeral Custom.
In many English prison* the women
In Roumania a curious old funeral
»re addressed by tbelr first names, In custom showed an amusing thought
stead of by numbers, as the men fulness for the very natural human
are.
vanity of the dead, two openings cor
responding to ears bolng cut In the
casket so that the corpse might have
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the pleasure of hearing the songs of
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or Copper. *1. M ailing envelopes and fu ll pries list mourning sung on cither side of him
scut o n application. Control and Umpire work ao*
aa the coffin was borne to the grave.
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U J C U f p i l l broken m achinery and castin gs
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M anu factu rers o f Furs. R aw F u r» bou gh t and
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A boy la a Chicago school refused to
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the dignity of a ten-year-old man.
George Washington sewed,” said the
principal, taking it for granted that a
soldier must; “and do you consider
yourself better than George Wash
ington?” "I don't know, time will tell,”
said he, serenely.—Popular Education
Cork Known In Ancient Time».
Cork was known to the Greeks and
Romans, and was put to almost as
many uses as at present, although
there Is no mention In Roman annals
of linoleum, notwithstanding Its Ro
man sound. Glass bottles with cork
stoppers did not come Into use until
the middle of the fourteenth century.
Depended on the Dog.
A rery small toy was trying to leaf
a big St. Bernard dog up the road
"Where are you going to take tht
dog, my little man?” Inquired a passer
by. "I—I’m going to see where—
where he wants to go first,” was tht
breathless reply.
Coroner’s Verdict In India.
For quaintness It would be hard te
beat the verdict returned In India or
a man whose fate It had been to aa
sauge a tiger’s appetite. "That Pand
so died of tiger eating him. Ther«
was no other cause of death.”
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Fardant 0r«*n
Mean Trick to Play on Rival,
A ohRrar-terlstlc anecdote Is told of
Cherubini, the most Jealous of the Ir
ritable genus of composers. He had
been prevailed upon to be present at
the first representation of the work of
a confrere, and, during the first acts,
which were much applauded by the
public, he had kept a gloomy sllanoe.
The third act was less favorably re
ceived, and a certain passage especial
ly seemed to cast a cold blanket over
tho spectators, when the old maestro,
to the astonishment of his friends, was
seen to applaud heartily.
"Do you
really like that duo?” asked one of
them; “ I should have thought It was
one of the poorest and coldest In the
whole opera.” “You Idiot,” answered
the maestro, with genuine naivete,
"don’t you see that If I did not applaud
't he might possibly cut It out?"
Too Quick With 8corn.
That marvelous story of the British
expedition to New Guinea, with its
discovery of a new pygmy race, re
minds a writer that In the past stay-at-
home people have sometimes erred In
treating travelers’ tales with scorn.
There was, for Instance, the descrip
tion by James Bruce In 1770 of tho
barbarous Abyssinian custom of eat
ing raw meat cut from the living ani
mal which was ridiculed by everybody.
Yet Bruce has even recently been
proved right. When Paul Du Challlu
explored equatorial Africa in 1861 and
described the wonderful gorillas and
also the nation of dwarfs there he was
discredited none too politely by the
British Royal Geographical society.
Yet subsequent explorers amply vindi
cated his veracity.
U r s m r l e MANY GIRLS DIE
P UUH p
IN FIRE TRAP
S a rs a p a rilla
A c i? f irecj ly anr pecul-'lrl> Panic-Stricken
Employes Leap r
. , , nr i
to Awful Death.
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way builds up the whole sys
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In usual liquid form or In chocolate
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rs, for much less (ban the big West Bids
“ l ari rs.” We are as ramle-s as is possible
fieri>nd—Ret emler, we have no It red d e n tis ts , no so-called “ specialists” nor
student-, we do oor own work and guarantee it Id ears.
Third—We do not charve YOU $20 and then -e!l the same thing to someone
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THE BIG EAST S;DE ONE-PRICE DENTISTS
.
Corner Union Ave. and Eaat Morrison
Office Honrs—8 a. m. to 8 p. m. .-nnd y -9 t o l. DRfi. KELfiEY A PITTENOER
W a have lived in Oregon and Portland more than 25 years.
Newark, N. J.— In ten minutes 25
Real Truth About Young Man With girls were burned alive or crushed to
“ Excelsior” Banner, and That
death on the pavement by leaping from
Lamb of Mary's.
the windows and fire escapes of the
four-story factory building at Orange
"Excelsior” is a poem about a and High streets, occupied on the top
young man who walked one winter floor by an underwear manufacturing
evening through a village In the Alps. concern.
The hotel keeper stood In his door
It was on the top floor where the
and told him the rooms were all death list was heaviest.
The lower
taken, but anyhow the young man floors were occupied by two paper box
knew he didn't have enough money concerns and two electrical fixture fac
for tips. So he went on. Ho carried tories. The latest count shows that 20
a banner reading "Excelsior." One of the 25 bodies recovered have been
theory Is that he was a drummer for identified and that six girls are miss
an upholstery house and the other Is ing. They may be among the uniden
that he was a demented breakfast tified or yet in the ruins. The collapse
food Inventor. He was found next of a wall interrupted the search for
morning near the top of the moun bodies.
tain and his relatives were notified.
Fifty were taken t ■ the hospital, of
Mary had a lamb that she spoiled whom two may die.
by overfeeding and cuddling. She
Among the injured is Joseph E.
took It to school with her one day Sloan, deputy fire chief, who was over
and the lamb bothered the spelling taken by the falling wall and buried in
class, so the teacher kicked It out of bricks and rubbish. He is badly hurt
the front door. Not having any sense bui may recover.
The rush of the flames was so swift
of direction, It blatted around the
schoolyard until finally the teacher and threw such terror into the girls on
sent Mary home with it and told hor the top floor that the body of one was
If she ever brought It again there found still seated on a charred stool
would be trouble. Next spring Ma beside the machine at which she had
ry's father sold the lamb on the ris been working.
Horrible as must have been what oc
ing market.
curred in the crowded upper roomB,
M o th e r « w ill fin d M rs. W !n «low *s S o o th in g what befell outside in the bright sun
ly r u p th e b e s t r e m e d y t o use fox t h e ir c h ild r e n
light was more horrible.
l u r i n g th e tee t h in g p e r io d .
The building was exceedingly in
The Vanishing English Governess.
flammable and the first gush of flames
The English governess threatens to had cut off all escape by the stairways.
lecorne extinct altogether. The wom- The elevators made one trip, but took
in of the world nowadays obtains a down no passengers and never came
orelgn girl for as small a salary as hack. The only exit was by the fire
ihe can persuade her to to take. When escapes, the lower platforms of which
ihe Is not giving lessons lu her own were 25 feet from the street.
Onto these overcrowded and steep
ongue she Is expected to sew, and
he useful creature has been known lanes, scorched dancing hot by the jets
o make all her so-called pupils' gar- of flame from the lower windows,
pressed forward a mob of women, blind
uonta— Black and White.
withpanic, driven by the fire and the
A New Napoleon Statue.
others behind them.
Gen. Nlox recently discovered In
A net had been spread beneath the
the State statue repository a bronze windows and the girls began to jump,
statue of Napoleon 1 by Seurre, of Hike rats out of a burning bin,’ was
which the Invalldes only possesses a the way a fireman described the de
plaster replica. Yesterday work was scent.
commenced In the courtyard of the
They came out of the windows like
Invalldes on the removal of the plas thick treacle, rolled upon the heads of
ter statue, which 1 . to he replaced In those below them and cascaded off the
a few days by the bronze original.— fire escape to the pavement 60 feet be
Paris Press.
low.
Some of them stood in the windows
Pettit's Eye Salve Pir-t Sold in 1807,
outlined against the flames and jumped
over 100 years ago; sales increase clear. Others jumped from the land
yearly; wonderful remedy; cured mil
lions weak eyes.
All druggists or ings, still others from the steps where
they stood. The air was full o f them
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
and they fell everywhere— into the net,
on the necks of the firemen, and 15 of
Ths Inability to Say “ No.”
There are hundreds of people who them on the hard stone slabs.
When the awful rain ceased there
have been kept comparatively poor
by their good nature, and this Is not were eight dead in the street, and the
the lnvertebra to good nature of the gutters ran red. Seven were so badly
man who can say “ No" for fear of crushed they died in hospitals.
what the other fellow would think, but
MEXICAN REBELS ROUTED.
the far more devastating quality of
not being able to say "No” because
It will make one feel so uncomfort Government Troops Kill Fifteen and
Wound Many.
able.
_________________
Chihuahua, Mexico—-In an engage
Misunderstood.
ment near this city which lasted from
Actyn Barnes, tragedian, solemnly 9 o'clock in the morning until 3 o’clock
strutted Into the bar of the night in the afternoon, 600 Federal troops
stand hotel. "Put a pint of wine on routed a force of 400 Maderoists, driv
tho Ice, my friend,” he said to the ing them repeatedly from a strong po
man behind the counter. "Not If I'm sition and compelling them to take to
in my right mind 1 won't!" chuckVcd the moutains.
the other, who happened to be the
The revolutionists lost 15 killed and
proprietor; "cash down is the rule tn many wounded. There were no fatal
the here tavern, ’gosh!”
ities on the Federal side, but several,
including three officers, were wounded.
General Navarro was in command of
the Federal troops. He left Chihuahua
at 5 o’ clock in the morning at the head
and smothering sensation of four companies of the second battal
ion and two Bquads of cavalry from the
13th regiment.
Hostetlers’
Near Fresno, 12 miles out, one of
the Bquads of cavalry fell behind to
Stomach Bitters.
guard the road. They were ambushed
by the rebels, who opened fire from
hills on both sides of the highway.
After several hours of heavy fighting
the rebels broke far the mountains.
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Boxing Children's Ears.
Medical men are fully aware of the
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striking them on the head or face. It
Is, however, high time that laymen,
and especially teachers, should be
made sroualnted with these results.
Naples and Its Lottery.
All the hopes and dreams, almost
the life itself, of the masses In Naples
center In the national lottery system,
with Its weekly drawing of prizes. In
Naples evef yo>e plays the "lotto,” and
each week sees the upbuilding of the
hopes and dreams of thousands, only
to culminate at the Saturday drawing
In a vast, widespread disappointment.
But with the return of Monday tha
Neapolitan has taken heart again, bis
“ Before I began using Cascarets I had
visions of fortune again take form, to
s bad complexion, pimples on my face,
be realized—surely this time—at tha and my food wax not digested »»it should
next Saturday drawing.—Harper’».
have been Now I am entirely well, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face 1 can truthfully s a y that Cascarets
No Cause for Complaint.
Customer—I ordered a gallon of are just as advertised; I have taken only
two
bones of them.”
Irish whisky last week, and I find that
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan. Ind.
what you sent me was made In New
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Do G*od N *v»r Si*ken. W «tlfi»n nr G rip *
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have any kick coming. Isn’t New York
rlsh enough to suit you?
One Theory.
“I wonder why the doctor always
wants you to stick out your tongue?"
"Probably to cut ehort a lot of gab.
my dear.”
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thing: but if you have kidney,
liver or bladder trouble it will
be found ju « t the rem edy you
need. A t drujririatH in fifty cen t and dollar friscoe.
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Addreaa, Dr. K ilm er & Co.. Bingham ton, N. Y .
Ths Right to Die.
The man who has killed himself on
Monday would on Saturday hava
wanted to live; but one only kills
•ns's self once. Man's life la made
up of past, present add future; so life
must be a burden to him, If not for
the past, the present and the futurq
at least for the present and the fu
ture If It Is only a burden for the
present he Is sacrificing the futuro.
The evils of one day do not authorize
him to sacrifice the life that Is ahead
of him. Only the man whose life Is
unhappy and who could have the cer
tainty—which Is Impossible— that It
will always be so, snd that condi
tions and desires will never change,
either through modification of circum
stances and situations or through
habit and the lapse of time—which
again Is Impossible—only this man
would have tho right to kill hlmsolL—•
Hopolaon Bnnnnarte.
Precise.
▲ young Baltimore Man has a hab
it of
correcting carelessness In
speech that comes to hls notice. The
other day he walked Into a shop and
asked for a comb. "Do you want a
narrow man's comb?" asked the clerk.
"No,” said the customer, gravely, "1
want a comb for a stout man with
rubber teeth.”
Memory Well Trained.
Men played cards so Incessantly tn
early Victorian days that It Is not sur
prising that many were able to give
singular evidences of tbelr skill. For
Instance, a Mr. Pratt could at the con
elusion of each rubber correctly call
over the order of the cards as they
bad fallen as well as the porson play
ing them.
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PO RTLAN D , OREGON,
L a r g e s t W e s t e r n D e n ie r s In A ll
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Have» your teeth out ard plate and bridge work
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PRICES:
M.!« C r .m . . . . $5.00
22k Brtdn T«* $3.50
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tiMarl Fiilnn
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Tako car «t rtvpot and transfer to Waahfnston St.
Adam's 8ister.
The palm tree has always been veiv
erated wherever It grow»; in aoma
places It Is worshiped. “ Honor ths
palm tree,” says a Mohammedan writer,
“for she Is your father's aunt, for this
tree was formed of the remainder ol
the clay from which Adam was cre
ated."—From Bonfort's Wine and SpU*
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Always Boms Ideal.
God finds some ideal In every ht>*
nan soul. At some time In our Ufa
vo feel a trembling, fearful longing
o do some good thing. Life finds its
loblest spring of existence In this hld-
len Impulse to do our best—Robert
Jollyer.
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Conks Will Please Take Notice.
A servant girl In a Now Jersey house
hold hns just received a raise In
wages alter 35 years' faithful service.
All great successes In life are due to
perseverance.—Washington Herald.
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o r tla n d r e g o n
Europe on November 30, propose to
fly across the English Channel before
January 1. On his return to this
side, Mr. Harmon will attempt to
fly from the deck o f the Hamburg-
CUT RATES IN
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
American liner “ Moltke” anchored off
Painlcs*
Extraction......... Fr«*
Colon, across the isthmus of Panama,
Silver F illin g *................... 30c
to the Pacific. Mr. Harmon has ar
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To Test Tlnnsd Foods.
ranged this aerial trip from the Atlan
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An Infallible test for tim ed fruit or
tic to the Pacific as a demonstration*on
Mol*r Gold C row n*...............
Bridge W ork , 22 K. O o l l ..
vegetables
of
any
kind
is
to
open
an
1
behalf of the aeronautical (reserve, of
Inlay Pills. Fur*Gold . . .
plunge Into the contents a very bright
which he is chief os staff.
Vary Nice Rubber P la t«..
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A L L TH IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D .
utee,
and
If
copper
is
present,
even
In
6,000 Baoies Are Starving.
Don’ t throw your money away. A dollar **vaS
th* mlnuteat proportions. It will be is t wodollar* earned. Our original reliable Modem
Chicago— The citizens’ strike com
PalnlenH Method* and our perfocted ofRcaaquIp-
ment *ave* u* time and your money.
mittee, which has investigtaed con visibly deposited on the blade.
BOSTON DENTISTS. 5 t h M o r r i s o n , P ortland
ditions in the families of striking gar
Pnirtme 291 ty Morrison, optxxltr Poffiofflre and Mefor *
frank. Fstablubed In Portland 10 year«. Open w niop
ment workers, reported that 5,000
until I and Sundar* until 12• MX f o r people who work.
babies are starving as a result of the
labor war. The report was made at
Hull House and a special babies' milk
fund was started at once by members
of the committee.
Estimates at the
meeting showed it would take at least
$100 a day to provide milk for in
actual want, and the suffering appear
This wondeful man ha*
ed so great that $1,100 was contributed
mode a life study of th*
No sense In running from one
uropartiM o f Noot^
by members of the committee.
Herb* and Barks, and
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Have One
Doctor
Michael Cudahy Is Dead.
Chicago —Michael Cudahy, founder
of the packing firm bearing hia name,
died at 8:45 o’clock Monday night at a
hospital here, of double pneumonia.
Mr. Cudahy had been ill five days, the
disease becoming serious Saturday
morning. Mr. Cudahy was bom in
Calian. Country Killkenny, Ireland,
December 17, 1841. He came to the
United States with his parents in
1849, the family settling at Milwau
kee.
Ban on Whisky Is Upheld.
I Knoxville, Tenn.—The Tennessee
I Supreme court holds as constitutional
I the act of the Tennessee legislature of
1909 prohibiting the manufacture of
whiskey in Tennessee.
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Do not delay, but consult him
in time when you are sick.
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