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11c for Dressed Veal Smith pays it. and he will pay 12e fo r Dressed Pork. 16e fo r L iv e Chickens. 25c doz. fo r Fresh Eggs. Smith does not charge commission. You get A L L your money when you ship to Smith. Address F R A N K L. SM ITH M EAT CO. T J * h t in g th e B e e f T ru s t” PO RTLAND , OREGON BUSINESS COLLEGE TEITN KO MORRISON, PORTLAND, OREGON A. P. A R M S T R O N G , LL. B ., P R IN C IP A L O ur* la adm ittedly the high-standard comm ercial achool o f the N o rth w est. Tcachera h avin g both buaineas and professional experience q u a lify stu dents fo r success, b y in d iv id u a l instruction i f desired, in a short tim e and a t sm all expense. Position fo r each as soon as competent. O pen all the year. Catalogue, business form s and pen- work free. W rite today — there is m oney in it. H lg h S ta n d a rd T l- o io u g tl C o u rs e s Session begins Sept. 12. ' 9 Per catalogue ad- dress Dean, D r . S , !.. J o s e p h i, 6 1 0 D e k u m B ld g ., F o r t ia n d , O r e g o n Traveling on a Time Limit. A woman having with her a husky looking boy recently boarded a street car on a line that exacts full fare for children over 10 years of age. When she tendered the conductor the change for one full and one-half fare he looked at the boy suspiciously and Inquired: "How old Is that boy, madam T" "W ell,” replied the mother, “ he will be 10 years old today, but he wasn't born until late In the afternoon."— New York Times. Alfalfa Juice a Curative. Alfalfa, hitherto holder of a plebeian • in Order to Secure New Silk Dress place In the food scheme. Is destined to become a comprehensive medicative She Gives Bead to Siiter— Can and remedial agent that will put all Get Him Back. others In the shade, according to Dr. “ I haven't Been your pet dog for Marian N. Clark, who announces the leveral days," said a devoted husband discovery of remarkable curative pow- [ ers In the plant and blossoms. Her to his wife. . “ No," she replied; “ the fact Is, 1 idea, already carried out on a small scale and suggested by the methol In have given him away." "Why. you needn't have done that. dustry, Is to electrolyze the alfalfa I had not particular objection to him." and condense Its healing elements to "Oh, I know that! But I thought vest pocket size—a haystack of medl that It was not right for me to have cine In a tiny tablet Dr. Clark re a pet dog about the house when I counts many Instances of curing with have such a good, kind husband to the condensed alfalfa Juice many nerv ous aliments, from D. T.'a to that tired lavish my affections upon." The husband sank into a chair with feeling. One of these was the aggra vated case of a Heno sport who bet a deep sigh. "How much do you want, Mary?" on Jeffries and drowned his sorrow In cobras be asked, as he drew his purse from so many tall ones that the bla pocket; “ it can’t be a sealskin came to get him. The condensed hay expert beat ’em to It, and cured the jacket, for tho winter Is over." "N o," she said, "It Is not a sealskin victim so effectively that now he shud jacket, darling; but I would really like ders at sight of even a dog. If the dog Tobacco chewing, a new silk dress this summer, and you Is a growler. know it has to be bought and made gloomy thoughts of suicide. Insomnia, and a host of other undesirable things and all that." "Now," he said, as he handed her fade away like the mists of the morn the money, "what proof of your af ing under the soothing Influence of a fections will you give me when you few forkfuls of alfalfa bunched up Into want another dress, since you have a tablet. _________________ given away your dog?" Mothers win find Mrs. W in slo w 's Soothing “ Oh,” she sweetly replied, “ I've Byrup tut* b -a t rem edy to use lot th sir chiltlree du rin g the teetM u g period. given the dog to my sister, and I can get him back again!” An Irresponsible Client. The lawyer of a man named Tern- bornlno, who was being tried for theft Then We'd Hear Thing*. "It’s In the world of politics,” said In the Paris courts recently, pleaded the talkative man, “that the truth ol that Tambornlno was not quite ac the old saying, ‘Money talks,' Is most countable for his actions. This de fense made the prisoner so angry that frequently proven.” “ Yes," replied the wise citizen, “but he leaned over the dock and knocked if hush money would only talk, what his lawyer flat on the floor of the sensations we would have.”— Catholic court. The lawyer was not much hurt Standard and Times. and rising to his feet, made use of his client’s violence so cleverly that he secured an acquittal. AGREED. I W IF E ’S P E T DOG W AS U S E F U L R ed, K O D A K S ru »“®“ W rite fo r catalogues and literature. D eveloping and printing. Mail orders given prom pt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. 149 Third S treet P O R T L A N D , O RE. H I L L MILITARY ACADEMY P O R T L A N D . O REG O N Send your boy w here he w ill have good, stron g training. Fall term opens Septem ber 14th 1910. W rite fo r catalogue. B yes, A lle n ’s Foot-E ase is a c erta in cu re f o r h o t . iw e a tin g , callu s, and sw o llen , a ch in g feet. Sold by a ll D ru ggists. P r ic e 25c. D o n ’t a ccep t a ny su bstitu te. T r ia l p a ck a ge F R E E . A ddress A lle n 8. O lm sted, L e R o y , N. Y . _ _ or Copper, $1. M ailing envelopes and fa ll price list pent on application. Control and Umpire work so* lie 1 ted. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. 1 or 1,000 at fa cto ry prices. PACIFIC TENT AND AW NING CO. 27 N . First St., Portland, Or. W a te ry BeemsJ to Be In Line. The small newsboy was leaning up against the wall, sobbing bitterly. “ Cheer up, my Uttle man,” said a passerby. "W hat’s the use of wor rylng? You may be president some day." "S-say," sobbed the little fellow, “ It s-sure do 1-look as If I wus h-headed dat way; somebody's alters a-roastln' m e!" __________________ It C u r e s W h ile Y o u Wellt. o w a r d e . b u r t o n - A «w je r and cb .m !«», Leudville, Colorado. Specimen price«: Gold, H Silver, Lead, $1. Gold, Silver, 75c; Gold. 50o: Zino Cots, Hammocks, Canvas and Covers W eary, Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Diamond Will Indent Steel. While the diamond Is the hardest substance known It Is also brittle and may be fractured by a blow. But If It Is placed between two hard steel faces In a hydraulic press and a slowly ac celerating pressure applied the hard steel will become Indented. T e n ts , A w n in g s, S a ils W eak, Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will L i k e Murine. It Soothes. 60c at Your Druggists. Wri*e For Eye Books. Free. B ru t* . With almost girlish pride she dis Fudge— Troublesh never comsb played the crullers she had cooked for shingly. Thash my 'sperience. him with her own little hands. Smudge— Mine, too. I'm smarrled "How do you like them?" she ven m'shelf, ol’ man. tured at tea. "W ell," he chuckled, trying to ex tract his teeth from one, ‘“It would Proof at Hand. have been better If you had made Magistrate— Who Is the prisoner? Policeman— He says he’s a foreign them very much larger. Then I could have used them as automobile tires." nobleman, your honor. Magistrate— Did you search him? If Your Eyes Bother You Policeman— Yes, and all I found was get a box o f P E T T IT ’S E Y E SALVE, a pawn ticket and 3 cents. old, reliable, most successful eye rem Magistrate— Then he evidently told edy made. All druggists or Howard the truth. Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Instinct. Sick magnate (feeb ly)— What Is that on the table there? Secretary— That? That la the doc tor's medicine case. Sick magnate (relieved)—Thanks. I— er— thought It was a camera. O wn Up Now, Eleanor, aged six, bad been going to school only a tew weeks. She had learned to raise her hand If she want ed anything. One day she put this Into effect when she was sent to the chicken bouse to e-t some eggs. COLLECTORS Just as she reached the chicken W e Buy and Collect Notes, M ortgages, and Real house door her mother heard her say: Estate Contracts. No Collection No C harge. Two. “ AH you chickens that have laid an Worcester Bldg., Portland, Ore. Seymour— I didn't know that Bref- egg, raise your hands.”— The Delinea fums had two automobiles. tor. __________________ Ashley— He hasn’t. W a te rm e lo n S w e e t P ic k le s . 8eymour— But I heard him say he Layer of grape leaves, layer of rind; had two runabouts. sprinkle teaspoonful of alum, cover Ashley— One of them Is his w ife’s. with water, and let simmer on stove Trains for success in the Industries. until clear. Set aside to cool. To A Soft Snap. Provides practical and liberal educa tion. Strong Faculty. Modem Equip “ The new secretary will b « • sort one pound of rind take one pound of sugar, one-half pint vinegar, six ment. Offers courses in Agriculture, of assistant president.” cloves, four sticks of cinnamon, and a Forestry, Domestic Science and Art. “ He’ll have plenty to d a " Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy. “ I don't doubt It. But, nay, how'd small piece of white ginger root. Boll you like to be an assistant vice-presi rind and sirup 30 minutes and can Fall Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910. while hot. dent?" Illustrated literature, giving full in formation, sent free on application. Mutually Agreeable. Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. Bells— But do you think you and ho are suited to each other? “ I used Cascarets and feel like a new Nell— Oh. perfectly! Our tastes are man. I have been a sufferer from dys ASK YOUR GROCER FOR K. i S. BRAND Of quite similar. I don't care very much pepsia and sour stomach for the last two for him. and he doesn't care very years. I have been taking medicine and Blueing Disinfectant Spray much for me. other drugs, but could find no relief only Ammonia Cold Water liquid Starch for a abort time. I will recommend Cascarets to my friend* as the only thing “Clean, 0 ” Non-Boiling Washing Fluid Literary Success. for indigestion and sour stomach and to “ W ell, how's things?" K . a ND S chemica , . © . ' "Fine,” replied the author. "The keep the bowels in good condition. Thev are very nice to eat." critics pronounced my last novel to 1’1 casant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. worthless that I have six publishers Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripai 10c. 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The g«n- bidding for my next book.” ‘ P h a r m a c is t s ^ N e t h & C o .“ " OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE SOUR STOMACH Wt MAPfUFACrUffe All DRUG gPeciALTlgS P h o n e M a in 113 401 Main SL Vancouver, Washington A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT KATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY Painless E x traction .......Free Silver F illin g s ................... 50c Gold F illin gs...................... 75c 22 K. Gold Crow ns ............... $3 Porcelain C r o w n s ...............¿3 M olar Gold C ro w n s............. $4 Bridge W o rk , 22 K. G o ld ... .$3 In lay Fills. Purs G o l d ........ $2 V e ry Nice Rubber P la t s ... .$4 Best Rubber Plate on E a rth .............................. $7 A L L T H IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . Don't throw your money away. A dollar aaTed la twodollars earned. O ur original reliable Modern Painless Methods and our perfected office equip ment saves us time and your money. IO S T O N D E N T IS T S . 5th * M o rr is e s , P e rt Ia n A Entrance 291 Vj Morrison, opposite Postoffice and Meier A Prank. Established in Portland 10 years. Open ereniar* aatil 8 and Sundays until 12t30. for people who work. U n io n P a in le s s D en tists O u t-o f-T o w n Peop le >er that our force It se organised that entire Crown. Bridee and Plate werk eo-ary Positively painleaa extract- platea or bndees are ordered. w # ro w -si ti ve teeth and roots without the at adonta, no uncertainty, bet spaoial s most scientific sad careful work. Hit Habit. Miss Oushlt— Harry Is so partlcula. He waited till I consented to go out rowing with him before he proposed Miss Cute—Oh, any girl about her* could have told you that -Real Reason. "That man never gets any sleep." "Stays up all night bumming around, eh?" "Naw, the poor cuss has a baby In the house.” Cautious. "What's a’ your hurry, Sandy? It's not 10 o’clock y e t" “ Well, ye see. Ah've changed ma lodgln's, an’ Ah 'm no vera weel ac quaint wl' th’ new staircase." There Was a Man. There was a man lived In our block who tinkered on an eight-day clock When asked why so, he answered: I'm Just trying to Improve my time I” So Says Pa. U ttle W illie— '"Say, pa, what Is faith without works?" Pa— "Faith without works, my son, is about as useless as a watch without wheels.” A Suitable Match. "What became of that duck of a g lr ir " I’m sorry to say she married > quack." Modest. -gb e’s * very modest girt.“ "Vary. She won't even go shopping tn Atlantic City In bar bathing suit.* « * * * * * * * # # # # # # # # * GROWTH BIGGEST W H of the Y ou n gsters $ IN SMALL CITIES f p f * * * « * * * * $ * * * * * a i Places of Less Than 50,000 Make Greatest Increase. Average Record Not Up to 1900— Many Places in West Report Phenomenal Advance, Washington— Careful, though unoffi cial, analysis o f the returns from the thirteenth census on cities thus far announced reveals that the increased rate o f urban growth for the last de cade over that o f 1890 to 1900 has been confined largely to places having a population o f less than 50,000. While un versa»/ there has been a healthy increase, in a large majority o f cities exceeding 50,000, the rate of the previous decade has not been main tained. In no instance so far has an actual loss o f population been shown and present comparisons are only on the rate o f growth. The population o f 63 cities of more than 25,000 has been officially announ ced. These are somewhat more than one-fourth of the estimated total num ber of such cities in the country. Four announcements cover critiea of more than 400,000 people. They are St. Louis, with 687,029, or an increase o f 19.4 per cent as compared with an increase o f 27.3 per cent as Bhown by the census of 1900; Pittsburg, with 533,905, or an increase o f 18.2 per cent, as against an increase in 1900 of 31.3 per cent; Buffalo, with 423,715, an increase o f 20.2 per cent, as com pared with 37.8 in 1900, and Detroit, with 465,766, an increase o f 63.0 per cent, as compared with 38.3 per cent ten years ago. A decidedly better average is shown for the nine cities whose population ranges between 200,000 and 400,000. These are: Denver, 213,381; St. Paul, 214,744; Providence, 224,326; Kansas City, 248,381; Jersey City, 267,779; Wash ington, 331,068; Newark, 347,469; Cincinnati, 364,646; and Milwaukee, 373,857. For this group the average growth amounted to 33.8, as compared with an increase of 26 per cent in the 1890-1900 epoch. But this high aver age is due in large measure to the ex ceptional showing made by Denver and Kansas City, two o f the smallest cities of the class. Denver scored a growth o f almost 60 per cent, as com pared with a little more than 25 per cent for [the previous 10 years, and Kansas City, (almost 52 per cent, as against less than 24 per cent in the previous decade. The mean for the 10 cities o f be tween 100,000 and 200,000 is favora ble to the 1890-1900 period, to the ex tent o f almost 4 per cent, the average for 1900 being 35.7 per cent, and that for 1900-1910, 32 per cent. But not withstanding this general falling off, the rate o f growth was more evenly maintained in this than in any other class. There were not so many ex tremes. The advantage also was with 1900 in the 21 places o f from 50,000 to 100,000, the average gain being 41.6 per cent, as against 39.1 in 1900. It should be explained, however, that Oklahoma City and Schenectady have been excluded from thia calcula tion on account o f the abnormal in crease in both. From the 25,000 to 50,000 grade, Muskogee, Okla., and Flint, Mich., are eliminated for the same reason that Oklahoma City and. Schenectady are taken out o f the 50,000 to 100,000 class. Because o f their high figures they would run the average up to an unwonted extent. But even without them, the showing is altogether in favor of the last cen sus. With Flint and Muskogee out, the mean growth is almost 48 per cent, while the increase for the same places in 1890-1900 was 25 per cenL Teaciier— What Is ignorance, Bobby? Bobby— Ignorance Is when you don't know anything and somebody finds It ouL One day small Margl* was standing at th* window when it began to hall. "Oh, look, mamma!” she exclaimed. " I t ’s raining pills!” Papa— I hear you ware a bad girl to-day, Flossie, and mamma had to spank you. Little Flossie— I wasn't bad, but I got spanked Just the same. I don't see what you ever married a achool teacher for, anyway. Stranger— Are there any fish In this stream, little boy? Little Boy— Yes, sir. Stranger— W ill they bits? Little Boy— I dunno. None of ’em ever bit me. Small Johnny— Mamma. I can't tell a lie. I took a piece of pie from the pantry and gave It to a poor Uttle boy who was nearly starved. Mamma— That's right, dear. And did the poor little fellow eat It? Small Johnny— You bet 1 did. “ See here, young man,’’ said the atern parent, “ why Is It that you ara always behind in your studies?” "B e cause," explained the youngster, " if I wasn't behind I could not pursue them.” ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS S IX T H , A T M O R R IS O N S T „ P O R T L A N D , O R . We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because— A t the end of thirty days the Piano ITSE LF will convince you o f the following I facts: I t ’s the best value on earth for the price ($275). I t ’s MUSIC A LL Y and MECHANICALLY f right! i We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano— w e’re selling for $275- on easy payments—that w e’re willing to let it be I T ’S OIF.V SALESMAN. It will tell it’s own story to you—in your home— if you’ll send us the coupon. Please sen., me mil particulars concerning this unusual Plano offer. Name............................................ Address. f m m s m 3 Dr. B. e . W right BU S IN E S S COLLEGE PRICES- M s C r m i. . $5.0* 22k Bridge Fes* $3.50 F A S H IO N H IN T S WASHItöTOmENTttSTS-, PO RTLAN D PRACTICE ILLEGALLY! Itinerant Optician* Work Rural Dis trict* Without State License. The Oregon State Board o f Examin ers in Optomery will pay a reward of $25 to anyone causing the arrest and conviction o f any person or persons testing eyes and selling glasses who do not hold a certificate issued to them by the Board o f Examiners. It is not alone necessary for them to possess theis certificate, hut it must be regis tered with and countersigned by the Clerk o f the court, in each county where the holder practices. The public in general is hereby warned not to pnt- ronize anyone not holding such certifi cate, as in the strict letter o f the law they are accessory to the illegal prac tice and will at least he called upon to go into court and testify as witnesses against the persons violating the law. For further particulars address H. W. Barr, Sec., State Board of Exam- aminers o f Optometry, Salem, Ore. K n o w le d g e . Silk mull is a material that goes grace fully through the laundry, never a bit the worse for it, and here ii a suggestion for the making of one. The skirt shows the soft fullness around the waist, that has the popular fancy just lo w . SPLINTERS. Grate work—grinding horse-radlsn. It is a mistake to aim too high with a short-range gun. A level-headed man Is not necessari ly a flat-headed man. If you don't ask for too much you will And more cheerful givers. You can always And a number of biting remarks on a menu card. Bowers— She was safe In challenging that fellow to guess her age. Powers — Who is he? Bowers— The weather man. Mrs. Bills— Did you have any trou ble In firing the servant girl that you had the scrap with? Mrs. Wills— No, my nusband used his pull to have the cop on the corner transferred to an other beat. Boyce— I never heard of a man like Jones; he goes home every night and tella his wife about the bargains he has seen advertised for the next day. Joyce— Yes; he Is trying to keep her from cleaning house. M e te <• S a v e l l n a i l l a W i n t e r . Knowledge Is nn excellent drug, but flo drug has virtue enough to preserve Itself from corruption and decay If the vessel be tainted and Impure wherein It Is put to keep. Such a one may have a Bight clear and good enough, who lookB asquint, but consequently sees what Is good, but does not follow It, and sees knowledge, but makes do ubo of 1L— Montaigne B IT T ER Eause! Fillms $1.09 sj ™ Fife*. ... 50c* Coed Rukkcr Fbk, $5.00 Beal Rid Rskkw PUtr............ $7.50 Pudeu Eifndiss 50* B E ST M ETH O D S Painleaa Extraction Free when plates or bride« work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot Bret better painless work anywhere, no matt«« how much you pay. Ail Work Fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Y e a r« Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342 J Washington St., P o rtla n d , O reg o n Take car mt depot and transfer to W ashington St. A lm o n d Ic e c r e a m . One quart of cream, eight ounces of sugar, four ounces of shelled almonds^ one toaspoonful of caramel, one tablw- spoonful of vanilla extract and fouf tablespoonfuls of sherry wine. Blanch and roast the almonds, then pound la a mortar to a smooth paste. Put half tho cream and the sugar on to boll; stir until the sugar Is dissolved, then add tho remaining pint of cream and the almonds; stand away to coolj when cold add the caramel, vanilla and sherry. Freeze and pack. A Failure. "W ell, old man, have you found that marriage Is a success?" "Nope, 1 have found that ft Is a folk are." "Why, how's that?" 'My father-in law Bays 1 must go to work ” RHEUMATISM Get a 25-cent vial. I f it fails to cure I will refund your money, "unyon. D a in ty D e s s e r t. Place two tab'.esiKionfuls of apricot Jam In dessert glasses and heap over It the whites of an egg beaten stiff, to which hus been added one-half dozen maccaroons cut .fine, one tablespoon- ful powdered sugar and vanilla to taste. Whipped cream may bo sub stituted for the beaten egg If a richer dessert Is desired. Munyon’s Rheumatism Cure TRY MURINE W hÏ Â ’" ASTHMA E Y E R E M E D Y y . u wui Lk. it Liquid Form. 25c* 50c. Salve Tubes, 25c. $1.00. NURSERY CATALOG N « w . Handsome, Instructive, Up-to-Date, describing Free on request. this paper. AND HAY FEVER are qu ckly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund ed. Ask your druggist or send six cents postage for Free Sample to J. C. WYATT. Druggist. VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON USE DR. PLUMMERS COUGH STOP FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES, SHRUBS, VINES, ROSES, BERRY PLANTS, ETC. It is a sure stopper, promptly re lieves Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Cough Croup, and especially those harsh, hacking coughs, also most useful for lung diseases. For I by all dealers; 25c a bottle. W rite now, mentioning J. B. PILKINGTON, Nurseryman Portland, Oregon ., C O F F E * TEA S P IC E S Kêeley ALCOHOL 'CM BARINO POWDER » EXTRACTS OPIUM — TOBACCO Ü U SÍ RIGHT Habit« Podtlvel/ Cured. Orly authorized Keelcy In* •Ututo lu Oregon. Writ« for illnotrulou circular. Km FV I nstitute . 71L 11 TM N. ____ CL0SSET & DE7EIS PORTLANO. ORE. P o r t l a n d ,O r e g o n r A M o rn in g 8 p a t. She (angrily)— I can stand this nn longer; you’re utterly unbearable, and I'm going back to mother this very day! He (coolly)— Very well, that ar rangement will suit me exactly; I'll see you this evening. I met your mother yes'.orday end she Invited me to take supper with her tonight Drink Habit Cured in Three Days “ The Neal Cured M e” N o Hypodermic Injection*. You can take thin treatment at the Institute or your home, and your money will be return«d if a perfect cure is not affected. Investigate thin, it will only take a few momenta to phone un for information. Personal and financial reference on application. For full Informa tion. phone, write or call at the N E A L I N S T I T U T E Phone. Marshall 2400 354 Hall S I PO R T L A N D , O R R J For Perfect health OSTETTER’ Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work done. For out-of-town patruna w e tiniah plat* and bridge work in one day if necessary. CMtWko......$1, General Speaks, our efficient stats game warden. Is receiving hundreds of letters asking for advice as to how to save the quail from starvation In th* old-fashioned winter. The quail Is about the most helpless bird we have In Ohio. Although it winters In this latitude. It hasn't the slightest Idea how to take care of Itself when th* deep snows come. When the ground la covered and the ready food supply Is iiin*» tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to ■but off, these beautiful and useful cure or jrour money back. birds huddle together and wait In mis erable motionless flocks for death by freezing or starvation. The only way Thrilling. to aave them Is to scatter on the snow "Did you ever witness a great strug near their haunts liberal allowances gle with the waves?" asked the man Vatican’ s Reply Received. who was always asking queer ques San Sebastian, Spain— Garcia Prle- of grain or other aultable food. A few tions. tro, Spanish minister o f foreign af of the bolder or tamer birds will find "Yes,” laughed the pompous man In fairs, has received the Vatican’s reply It and go and tell the others. It la the green shlrL “ I once eat for two to the note outlining Spain's position gratifying to learn from the volume of long hours while a professional hair- I in the dispute with the Holy See. In th* gam* warden's mall on this sub dresser struggled with my wife’s mar his answer Cardinal Merry del Val con ject that farmers In all parts of the cel waves." fines himself to the consideration o f the state are keenly Interested In the con conduct o f the various cabinets at servation of the quail, whose value to Madrid toward the Vatican Curia, and the farmers as an Insert destroyer can to the justification o f the attitude of hardly be estimated.—Columbus Jour __________________ the Holy See. Señor Prietro w ill sub nal. mit the cardinal’s reply to a cabinet The H e la le « H u i , In order to maintain j council. Premier Canalejas, will ad " I t makes no difference, mein frtena, strength and keep the body here to his original program. dot you work In a sweatshop. Chust step Inside, und for live cents I gif in a healthy condition these Miner* Want Conference. you do best handkerchief In dar city things are absolutely neces Pittsburg, Kan.— By a vote o f 13 to for vlplng off all dot sweaL”— Puck. sary:— keep the digestion 5 the conference committee o f the un T h e e e C e e e e ie e tS e e e F e llo w s . normal — the bowels free ion minera in the Southwestern field decided in favor o f opening negotia "H e’s so honest. Never finds any from constipation — the tions with the operators to draft a con thing without trying to return It to Its liver and kidneys active. tract upon the terms submitted by the 1 owner." For this particular work latter. The minera will hold a meet- j 'Especially when he finds fault.” — ing in Kansas City and open negotia there is nothing quite as tions with the operators. According Cleveland leader. T h e l e e o e e e t V ic tim . good as H ostetlers Stomach to the members o f the conference, the " I believe," said the blunt Individ itters. Try a bottle for miners are ready to accept the proposi ual, "In speaking my mind and call- tion made them by the operators. Cramps, Diarrhoea, Indi- Ing a spade a spade.” 'Tea,” replied Miss Cayenne. “ Many gestion and Malaria.________ Deposed Friar Disturber. are that way. The tendenry la what Rome A former Franciscan friar, corrupts the vocabularies of so many named Beltramini, created a panic in o&rrota."— Washington Star. the Basilica o f the Vatican at vespers A B o f f lo a K f o n o m U t , by firing three shots from a revolver in OCLCBRATCD She— I'm not going to throw away the air. Worshippers fled from the church and service was suspended, j all my long hatpins, not If 1 know m p STO M ACH Beltramini, who was arrested, said i self. that he desired to attract attention | Ha—But the law, my dear. 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