Mosier bulletin. (Mosier, Or.) 1909-19??, July 22, 1910, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextPILES FASHION HINTS Rob Dentists of Gold Leaf. "Pennyweighters,” as the detectives call them, have been busy In Washing ton during the last few days. Eleven dentists' offices have been entered and robbed of gold leaf and platinum to the value of about $300. IT C H CA N B E C U R E D in a short time by using P L U M M E R ’S I T C H REMEDY In 60-cent cans only. Address PLUM M ER DRUG C O M PA N Y T h ird an d M a d is o n P ortlan d , Or N ot A p p a lle d by F ig u r e s . T D V I I II D IIIC When Your Eyes Care skirt Keister’s Ladies Tailoring College E I f Y l E l * R m E U M n E i D n Y C T.» Need wui uk. it Cutting, Fitting, Drafting, Design Liquid Form, 25c, 50c. Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00. ing, Tailoring ana Dressmaking taught. A R E STR A IN IN G RAND. Strictly up-to-date in every style and fashion. W rite for terms. PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. Its Action Followed by ft V o le« Tbftt of Portland. Oregon 'Warned. 143 1-2 Eleventh SL Portland, Oregon "Patrick H. McCarren once told me F U R N IS H E S H E LP ERF.E of a funny Incident that happened In TO EMPLOYERS REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; Main office. 12 North Second St. Main 5570: A 1406 Rome," said a Brooklyn lawyer. "M o Lftdies Dept. 206,-t Morrison St. Main ]062: A 20 U Carren said that on his first visit to Phone or wire orders at our expense. Rome, after he had seen the Coliseum and the Forum, he visited the Ara ASTHM A AND HAY FEVER Coell Church, on the left of the Capi He climbed the grand are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma tolina Hill. 25c. FULL POUND Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund stairway leading to the church, the ed. Ask your druggist or send six finest open air stairway in the world. cents postage for Free Sample to He pushed back the heavy leather cur tain, and. entering, be found a service J. C. WYATT, Druggist. In progress. So he put hts hat on the VANCOUVER. WASHINGTON marble floor at hla side and took • seat First class work at reasonable prices. “ After ten minutes or so he decided he would go and reached down for hit Free examination and perfectly fitted hat. But a restraining hand was laid (Hasses as low as on his, and he desisted. He knew, of $ 2.00 course, that some churches don’t like people to leave In the midst of a serv No faking methods. i R C L HAYNES ice. "Ten or fifteen minutes more passed. Suite 427, Marquam Building Fourth Floor The service still continued. Senator O p p o s it e P o r t la n d H o t e l, P o r t la n d O r e . Full Set of Teeth................................. $5.00 McCarren got Impatient and again Bridge Work or Teeth without Plates $3 50 to $5 Gold Crowns................................. $3.50 to $5.00 reached for bis hat. But again the Porcelain Crowns..........................$3.50 to $5.00 Gold or Porcelain Fillings..................... $1.00 Up unseen hand restrained him from the Silver Fillings.......................................... 50c to $1.00 rear. Best Plate Made $7.50 COT S A TIS IN "A little later, however, the senator No charges for Painless Extracting when other PAINLESS DENTISTRY work is done. 15 years’ Guarantee w rli all work. quite lost patience. This was, he told , Painless E x tra ction ...... Free Hours. 8 a. m. to 8 p. ra. 221H Morriaon Street. Silver K illin gs................... 30c himself an Important service, of \ Gold Fillings...................... 75c course. Nevertheless, he did not pro r 22 K. Gold C row n s...............$3 Porcelain C ro w n s.............. $3 pose to miss his luncheon, and It would Molar Gold Crow ns.............$4 N a m M e ASK d ic O harm no one If he slipped out quietly. Bridge W ork, 22 K. Gold... .43 ! Inlay Fills. Pure G o ld ........$2 “ So a third time he reached for his A B S O LU TE LY CURES Very Nice Rubber Pla te----44 j hat, and the Invisible hand a third Best Rubber Plate on Earth..............................47 W HITING’S REMEDIES time detained him. He persevered, A L L TH IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . M O n j f U THJKI» MY Don’ t throw vour money away. A dollar saved however. Tbs silent hand pushed and N A T I O N A L M E D IC IN E CO.. LTD. Is twodollars earned. Our original reliable Mod-rr. 422W S h e lle y Blk., M o r ru o n St.. Painless Methods ard our perfected office equip his silent hand pushed against It. But R o o m s 3 an d 4, Portland. Or ment saves us time and your money. Fl o e Marshall 2119 just as ha was conquering in the strug BOSTON DENTISTS, 5th « N o r r is e a . P o rtla n d 1. A P P E N D I C IT IS R E M E D Y Entrance 291' j Morriaon, oppotite Post office and Meier A gle a voice said in good American: The only Wt own enre lor Appendicitis withon Frank. Fstnbli'hH is Portland 10 years. Open evening* the i,id of the knife Gives Immi i ne relief “ Cheese It, boss; that’s my bat and effect* * permanent ear© in *» short tin.©. until 8 and Sundays until 12:10. for people wbo work. FRICK «6. you’re taking." 6. “ S P E C IA L ” R E M E D Y . use CRESCENT BAKING POWDER EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN Unio n P a i n l e s s Dentists A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE DR. N o . 30—’ 10 P N U Qv I1EN w r itin g to a d v ertise rs p lea se m en tion th is paper. For Women'* Ailment* lum on o ' 'ho How ©I*. Al*o l)ial>et©ff Kidney and Blndder Iron idea FRICK »hi* New Scientific Work i* a home treatment. Write or call and we will explain E ternul treat men’ only. N o x all Foot Rem edy D E STR O YS B A D ODORS And gives Instant relief for tender, burning, aching and swollen feet. One capsule will give instant relief. Tw elve in a box. Prico 25 cents, at your druggist's or by mail. Address D R O O. F L E T C H E R , F o o t S p e c ia lis t A lls k y B u ild in g , Portlan d , Ore. SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM UST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Portland Ask for Their Goodi The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature o f Aeropfane Made Comfortable. Aeroplanlng 1« to be made com fortable. Henri Deutsch of Paria, wboee prizes did so much for the ad vancement of aviation In Its early days, la having an aeroc&b built for his own use. The aeroplane la of the Wright type, but a little cab basketwork Is being made to shelter the drtrer and his passenger from rain and cold. __________________ S a s r e itl.# ft R e ftS O ft. Corkins— I don't know how I do It, but I can always tell what time of day It Is without looking at a watch or clock. McStab— To be *ure. Nature always confers Instinct upon creatures that lack the higher faculties. Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow's Boothlai ■yrup the best remedy to use tor their children during the n-ething period. G ettin g H onest. "Thle U your birthday, lant 1C Bess?” "Yes. Dick." “ How old are you?” “ Twenty-two.” “ Well. I’m going to give you a klaa for every year of your life.” "Why, Dick! Dick— 1— I may aa well confess to you that I am really twenty-alx.” D o m e iU o F ic t io n . Mrs. Brown— I used to be so fond of fiction before I was married. Mrs. Smith— And don’t you read much now? Mrs. Brown— No; after the tales my husband tells me about why he Is late getting home merely printed fiction seems so tame and unimaginative. R ed, W e a k , W e a ry , W a te r y E yes. R e lie v e d B y M u rine E y e R em edy. Try M u rine F o r Y o u r E y e Trou bles. You W ill L ik e M urine. I t Soothes. 50c a t Y o u r D ru ggists. W r it e F o r E y e B ooks. F ree. M urine E y e R em ed y Co., C hicago. An A m e n d m e n t, "You’re looking blue," remarked the lobster. “What’» the matter?" "I have Just heard,” the oyster an swered, “ that there are such things a# vegetable oysters." ’’What’» the difference?" rejoined the ether. “There are human lobsters, too. but I don’t let that worry me a oent’s worth."—Chicago Tribune. You Can Get Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE. W rite A lie n s . Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., fore free sample o f A lle n ’s Foot-Ease. It cures iwefttlng, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or lig h t shoes easy. A certain cure for corns. Ingrow ing nails and bunions. A ll drug gists sell It. 25c. Don’ t accept any substitute. The Burning Question. Venus was rising from the sea. “ Great Jupiter!” cried the men, aa they crowded the beach. “ How did you lose your arms?" But the women never noticed the arms. "In the name of all that la wonder ful.” they chimed, "how do you keep your hair In curl In salt waterT"— __________________ Judge. T h r e a te n e d T h e m . What’s th a tr T^ADf Men Die as Heroes. " I t gets the cream of th* trade"— R a ltla in r ft S i ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS O K L K **A T C O STCMACH B IT T E R SIXTH, A T MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because— A t the end o f thirty days the Piano ITS E LF will convince you o f the following facts: on earth fur the price ? i H l ! s v l s /I 1 /. /. 1 and MECHANICALL Y right! We know there is so much real value In this Wellington Piano—w e’re selling for $275—on easy payments—that w e’ re willing to let it be IT 'S O W N SALESMAN. It will tell it's own story to you—In your home— if you’ll send us the coupon. Please send me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name............................................ Address................................................ DAISY FLY KILLER eSLSCiHkfi: Neat, c le a n , ornamen tal. convenient, cheap. l » l l l »11 ••»•••. , M ade o l metal, cannot »p ill Of tip ove ». » i l l not j •o il oir Injure an yth in«. Guaranteed effective. O f All (U n ler* or M o t prepaid lo r 20 cent». 1 I IA K 0 LDSOM KK« 1 ISO DeKnlb A r*. I D r. B. E. W righ t Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plat« and bridge work in one day if necessary. PRICES; . 1 r*A- i » . ~ Br**kiya. *. T* S t r a w b e r r ie s G r o w n In C ity . 1 *. 1 » Cram $ 5.00 22tBn*tI«É $3.50 b u r * «....... $1 « Eftftd Fibf» $1.00 Sihtr Fillings ---50c w C**d Rubber Plates $5 00 To show that strawberries can be Best Red Rabbcr PWtes....... $7.50 grown In the heart of the city, Willis Paaless Eifradna 50c A. Hendricks of East Twenty-first and ~ BEST METHODS Albert streets brought to the office of Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridge the Oregonian a number of boxes of work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot ret better painless work anywhere, no matter Magoon and Oregon Improved berries E iw much you pay. containing an average of twenty ber- All Work Fully Guaranteed for fifteen Years rles to the box The berrlea were #-» w~ * » / - grown on an ordinary city lot without [ . W r ig h t C O . Irrigation. Mr. Hendricks had 1.000 ° 342J Washington St., plants on his lot and at the first pick ing he picked a total of 56 boxes of the monster berries. A number of the Take car at depot and transfer to Washington St. berries were over five Inches In cir cumference and one measured A t t r a c t iv e L e tt e rs . Inches In circumference.—Portland Rodrlck— Yes, he came over here to Oregonian learn our language and started on the alphabet Began picking up letters, H i s Q u e s t io n - A n s w e r. you know. "Are marriages made In heaven?" Van Albert— And what progress baa The leoturer paused, as If for an an swer to his Interrogation; whereupon he made? Rodrlck—Oh, he soon found that a man with a hunted look glanced fur tively over his shoulder, swallowed the only letters he had time to pick hard, moistened his Ups and sold, up were the X ’a and V’a. huskily: P r o t e c t in g S e e d C o rn . "Do strawberries grow at tha north A method of protecting seed com Dola?" agatnat the crows Is to add a table M ix e d F e e d f o r H o rse e . spoonful of chloride of lime to a peck In large city etables feeding the of shelled corn mixing It well. It Is a horses the hay and grain as mixed very cheap and easy way and the aeed feed Is the general practise and gives Is more agreeable to handle than the best results. Keepers find that when coated with tar after the more horses can be worked hard and kept common method. In good condition on cut hay and corn- meal. The amount of hay fed varleB E c o n o m ic a l. from • to 1! pounds a day In different Whyte— Browne Is very economical. stables, and of grain from 7 to 20 Isn’t he? Black— Browne? Well, I ’ll pounds a day. tell you. Browne Is the sort of man who. when he wants an awl and hasn’t G ood R o ta tio n . any. Instead of buying one will go to A good rotation Is corn, grain, olo- work to make one by straightening out ver. Hay land should be topdressed a corkscrew. with atable manure, and best results were obtained by applying this little M e t h o d s of C alc-.<atlon. and often. Where land remains In “ Scientists are not usually success grass a long time a light seeding of ful business men.” clover from time to time is bene "No. They think they are doing ficial, reseeding In summer after the very well If they come within a few hay crop has been removed. hundred thousand miles of the exaot measurement. You can’t figure on dol T h e G re a t P ro b le m , lars that way If you are doing bus» "Please advise me.” nesa with a bunk.” "W e lir "Shall I marry a girl who Is my ASK Y0U K GROCER EOS K. * !. BRAND O f temperamental opposite and quarrel Disinfectant Spray with her the rest of my life, or shall Blueing Ammonia Cold Water Liquid Starch I marry a congenial soul and get tired of her?" __________________ “Clean, 0 ” Non-Boiling Washing fluid Portland, Oregon Neth & C o. ES id V o c a l. Makes the Weak Strong & Co. Nelson, ¡B. C,— Leaving safety to look after others, Foreman Charles Norman, o f the Lucky Jim mine at Kaslo, lost his life in a bush fire which, fanned by a high wind, swept over the mine. Four other men were suffocated and about 30 escaped. A party o f prominent mining men, including Finecane, Miller and Colonel Davidson, from Spokane and Webster; Loper and Proctor, o f Nelson, on com ing out o f tunnel No. 5, noticed fire rapidly approaching. They went to Whitewater and assisted to get the N o C a m e f o r A la r m . women and children away. Norman Traveler— Here! Keep off! What went to the mine camp to warn the the----- men in the cabins. Otto Swanson led Pullman Porter— Don’t shy, sah! It the men to the back o f tunnel No. 4. am only de vackum-cleaneh, which hah N ot being room there for all, several aupehceded de mlcrobey whlskbroom went to another part o f the tunnel, In dls heah up-to-date car. sah!— Puck. where smoke was swept through the ventilating chambers,"suffocating Col. Peterson and W. A. Cheaney. Dave Peterson was found suffocated at an other point. Meanwhile Norman went to look for Ted Lucas, who is still mis sing. He was cut off by the flames Wa Buy and Collect Notes. Mortgages, and Real No Collection No Charge. and his body was found at the entrance Estate Contracts. Worcester Bldg., Portland, Ore. to the tunnel. “ "Buggies, you are spending a great Fire Might Have Been Checked. deal of money on your daughter’s voice, Seattle, Wash.— F ive hundred thou aren't you?" "Not exclusively. I'm spending some sand feet o f logs that had been cut and of It on her accent She's learning were ready for delivery have been de French." stroyed by a forest fire now raging near Tolt, in this county. The fire is the worst that haa broken out this aide of the Cascade mountains this season. It is eating its way into valuable green A n a l* P ro «!. timber owned by the O 'N eil Timber T h e r e is n o n e ed t o c o n company, limited. The fire might have Lottie— Is your young minister, an rery, very fascinating? been checked in its early stages before tin u e in a w e a k , ru n -d o w n Hattie— Fascinating! Why, lota of it destroyed the large quantity o f logs d e b ilit a t e d c o n d itio n w h e n girls In our church have married men had the contractors taken the pains to Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters put in a few fire fighters. they hated. Just to get one kiss from ’ he rector after the ceremony.— Puck, has c o n c lu s iv e ly p roven Bad Storm Sweeps Nevada. its a b ilit y t o b u ila you P fta t p o a e d . Reno, N ev.— The worst storm Ne u p an d m a k e y o u s t r o n g Dolly— Why aren’t you at th* vada has experienced in yeara at this a g a in . It acts directly on time o f the year started late Tuesday lag school? Polly—Teacher's laid np with d y » th e d ig e s t iv e s y s te m , r e g u afternoon breaking the longest dry per pepsla—Cleveland leader. iod the state haa ever known. jThe pre la te s tn e a p p e tite , p r e v e n ts cipitation has been nearly two inches, O ft # * T i p . Indigestion, Cramps, Diar which exceeda the total for the five " I guess I’ll have to d!«pos* of my rhoea o r o t h e r a ft e r - e a t preceding months combined. Streetcar dog" was demoralized by a flash o f in g d is tre s s . Try a bottle traffic "W hy?" lightning which burned out the trane- ‘"The price of dog biscuit# ha* gone to lay. In s is t on h a v in g formers. The can were out o f com up out of sigh t" mission all night. "Can't yon feed him animal ers?” — Houston Post Big Mill Threatanad by First. Its IVfttftV#. "There la one good thlag, or ougk, to be, about tba society modal deity business." SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE Spokane, Wash. — Six lives have been lost in fires which are raging in the district around Spokane. For hun dreds o f miles in every direction is a caldron o f flame, a seething furnace which is taking its toll of life and property. It the Coeur d’ Alenea, all over the Idaho Panhandle, in the Col ville district, north around Nelaon and Kaslo, far westward, extending clear to the coast, the Are fiend is king. No real estimate can be placed upon property loss from the fires. Great tracts of timber have been burned. In the Coeur d’ Alenes some of the finest standing timber o f the entire district haa been wiped out. For miles in every direction the mountains appear as huge bonfires. North, east, west and south of this city the same condi tion exists and every day the loss o f property is growing greater and the death list is being added to. A forest fire driven by a sweeping gale through the dry pine forest on Mill Creek, 18 miles northeast o f Col ville, surrounded the homestead cabin o f Mias Pearl Brewen, aged 22, a teacher in school district No. 156. Be fore assistance could reach her she and her little niece, 1 year old, daughter of Hon. J. S. Wyman, o f Plains, Mont, were burned to death. Dozens o f de termined men vainly sought to reach the cabin, but were driven back. W. W. Ciark, residing on the south fork o f Mill Creek, arrived at Colville and reported to Prosecuting Attorney H. G. Kirkpatrick the harrowing de tails o f the schoolteacher’s death. She was in her lonely homestead cabin, her niece spending the day with her. The grewsome tragedy was the result o f a forest fire set by W. A . Trowbridge, a near neighbor, clearing a slashing. Trowbridge has been arrested, with two other men, and he will be taken to jail. The settlers are very angry, and Sheriff Graham is prepared for emerg encies. Millions o f feet o f timber have been burned in the last few days. Warden Hanson has arrived at Col ville with Trowbridge in custody, and Prosecuting Attorney Kirkpatrick, who with Coroner A. B. Cook and Under taker W. S. Prindle, was just leaving the court house for the scene o f the death o f Miss Brewen, ordered the prisoner to the custody o f Sheriff W. H. Graham. According to Mr. Clark, Trowbridge had been warned personally not to set fire, that it was contrary to law. Hundreds o f thousands o f dollars’ worth of timber is being destroyed and there is but little hope o f checking the flames until rain falls. Mike and Pat were hired to clean a cistern. Mike took a firm hold of the rope and started to let Pat down. When about half way down Pat yelled up: Forests Blaze Near Hoquiam. "H o! Mike, stop letting me down." “ For why?” said Mike. Hoquiam, Waah.— A force o f 1,000 “ Don’t ask any questions.” said Pat, loggers is engaged in patrolling the "fer If yez don’t slop letting me down. logging districts north o f Hoquiam to I’ll cut the rope.”— Harper's Monthly. prevent forest fires from breaking out anew. No damage has been done yet, K in d r e d S p ir its . with the exception o f $5,000 worth of "John, what kept you out so late?" timber destroyed Saturday. Hot pre "Didn't I tell you, Marla, that I had vailing weather haa a tendency to dry to go to a meeting of the True Knights out mosses and brush, making timber | of the Mystic Brotherhood?" easy prey to the flames. The territory "Now that you mention It, I believe burned over is estimated at 4,000 you did." "Well, we had a long wrangle, as us acres. Forest fires are raging in L ittle North river country, located 16 miles ual." __________________ southeast o f here. OSTETTER' ’S A V E T H E S E They Will Secure You Many Useful A“ 4cles Without Cost C F A S T O R IA o r I n f a n t* a n d C h ild re n . W U I th e W ild W a v e s H e a rd . E cru linen com b in ed w ith a d irk i 'u^ dotted lin en , w .r e v e n e ffe c tiv e ly u etl ; n this sum m ery little dress. '1 lie lim n w as o t the han dk erch ief sort, a fine m a terial b e in g necessary fo r the gathered Sherman Stubborn Rancher Sarts Slash ing in Spite of Warnings “ Are you ready to live on my in come?” he asked softly. She looked up Into Nls face trust ingly. "Certainly, dearest," she answered, "If— if-----" " I f what?" “ If you get another one for your self.”— New York Journal. Lessons From the Pulpit. Manhattan Congregational church. New York, of which Rev. Dr. Henry A. Stlmson la pastor, has been bolding a series of “ civic services.” these be ing addressed by publicists and ex perts In municipal development Stage Manager—Do you know, my dear sir, that not more than one play In fifty Is a success? Ambitious Author—Yes, sir, but that doesn’t scare me. This play is one of a thousand. SIX DEAD IN FOREST FIRES Cleaning the Hs'nhous*, If you wish to rid your henhouses of lice end mites now la the time to do It Clean them perfectly, whitewash the sides sad roosts, remove all litter from the nests and whitewash them out side and In. Take out all droppings and Utter on the floor and sprinkle ashes over the floor every few days Fumigate the house once or twice a week with sulphur or tobacco smoke. Make a war on the Insects for the next two months, and you wlil not be troubled much with them during sum Schoolteacher and Niece in Lonely Homestead Cabin Fall Victims— mer. __________________ All Efforts Fail to Save. COLLECTORS K .A f^ i « » « « * * P h a r m a c is t s ^ 1 W t MANUFACTURE A tl DRUG SPEC IA L T l T S . P h o n « M a in 113 401 Main Si. Vancouver, Wastaftoa NOW TIME best o f th© yeor io bava your teeth out and p i a t a and t<rld«a work dona. Por out- of-town patrona wa finish p i a t a a n d briilia work In ona day ir noceeeary. Palesai Molar Crown« $ 5 .0 0 22V Bridge T**th ‘ 3. .50 Gold FT Hin f t Enamel Fllllnf« COFFEE' TEA SP ICES Silver Filling» Good Rubber pin«. BARING POWDER EXTRACTS JUS1 RIGHT rW.nni'.iiH’im i.iu > CLOSSET A DEVERS PORTLAND. ORE. How a Hoorn **rn n if Act«. Rich Father— When I wai a youn« man of your age I was compelled to keep an accurate expense account and wasn't allowed to be out at night later than 11 o'clock. Son and Heir—Sorry to h**ar It, gov ernor; your father couldn’t truat you as safely as you can truat me. Bent Rubber •fi. W. *. Will. I » tim i imiiwa u V _ 5.00 — Platee 7 .5 0 Painless ExtrMlea . 5 0 B U T METHODS ilnlnne Extraction Free when plate© o r bridge work ordered. ( ’<>..an 1* at ion Free. You cannot get bet tot pai'ilme w. rk art) wu«rn, no matter how much you pay# VJI w o r k f u l l y g u a ra n t e e d f o r fift e e n j e ore. t W ise Dental Co* IN C O R PO R A T E D P ain less Dentists PMRng Building. Third 4 Washington, P0BTIAN0. OBf 5 O m < « f f ! « r i: ia . M . U 1 M L aufeUy*. I t e l Stops H a l? F a llin g Ayer’» Hair Vigor, new Im proved formula, will certainly stop falling of the hair. Indeed, we believe it will always do this( unless there is some disturb- j ance of the general health. Then,« constiiutionalmedicine may be necessary. Consult your physician about this. Drive* away i*tui, Mosquitoes anil Gnats. It protects hone* and cattle from attacks of insects, enabling them to feed and »leep in peace. It prevents loss of weight and strength from worry caused by •tucks of insects, and from the IrriUtioti Fermale Witte of their bitea and stings. There is • w It to y e a r f satisfaction in th e relief it afford, d oeter domestic animals from the scourge ot maddening paraaitea and flies, besides th. *y — * v i>.. profit in returns. Horses do mors work Tacoma, Waah.— Forest fires on the McKenna branch o f the Tacoma East The reason why Ayer’ s Hair Vigor stops on less feed and cows yield more and ern railroad threaten the Bryan saw falling hair is bscsuae It Art I destroy, the better milk when relieved from the frenxy germs which cause this trouble. After incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi mill, according to reports received this it done, nature im n bring* about a voracious, insatiable insects. here. A lively fire is raging and It i* full recovery, restoring the hair and Four sizes, » 5 c, 50 c, 75 c and fl.l$- feared the force o f men fighting the scalp to a perfectly healthy csndlrln- Ask your merchant for it. C* flame, is inadequate to save the mill. — *ftA ftS # 0 # i. a A#— Oft.. Lftv.lt, Mftaf H o y t C h r m i c a l C o . Portland, Oregon A vers - - -»•'• ' Say! Where’s that Pig ? • Hla Definition. ATCHISON OLOBS SIOHTB, At a Isondon board school the team er had explained to the children th« Tou can account for very few mar meaning of the word “ ability.’' “ Now rlages. children.” ehe went on. ” what word ¡ Every tlm# any big bill 1# presentod would express the opposite to ability?” to you. It looks Ilk» robb«ry. A sharp faced little boy at the end I f there la ft pi# left in any corner o f the If a woman can get her first man, of the end form bobbed up his head Northwest we went it. We wont fts much dressed pork ss we eftn possibly set W e will and exclaimed. “ Please, teacher, nobil 1 she needn’t worry about her second, psy ss follows for produce. W e never tftke or third. ity !” — Work and Play. off commission. Ship by express: . “ My duty," said an unhappy m ar D ressed P ork .............................. 12l .c Near He Final Singe. rled woman to-day, “ la anything HB D i e s s e d V e a l .................................. 10 c Mr. Dorkln*—Marla. I think I ran object# to." F resh F e e s ................................ 26c L iv e C h ic k e n s H e n s .................. 17c make this dining table last a while S p rin e C h ic k e n s ........................ 20c Thera 1# plenty of cooking aa good lunger by replacing a few of the top Address nil shipments. boards with new ones. as "mother’«," but very few appetites T R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO. Mrs. Dorkins— Well, go ahead and like a boy’s. " F le h tin e th e B e e f T ru s t" patch the top of the old thing up if you We have observed that there Is tt- think you can, but I want you to un P O R T LA N D , OREGON tle complaint about the high prices derstand that it's on Its last legs. of beer and cigars. The women pick at men and at C h e e k s f o r th e C o m m u n io n T a b le . goods offered at special sale. In the The author of “The Sabbath In Puri same Industrious way. tan New England’’ mentions a custom You are always at a disadvantage In which prevailed In several New Eng “ I have suffered with piles for thirty arguing with a man who doesn’t know land churches that made It the duty •lx years. One year ago last April I be. of the deacons to walk up and down gan taking Caacurets for constipation. In what he is talking about the aisles of the church at the close of the course of a week I noticed the piles Have you ever noticed how sudden ' each service and deliver to every per began to disappear and at the end of six ly a useful man can die, and how long son who in their judgment was fitted weeks they did not trouble me at all. a worthless man holds out? to commune a metal check, which en : Cascareis have done wonders for me. I A book agent (peaks as highly of titled him at the next celebration of am entirely cured and feel like a new the book he sells as a reformer speaks George Krydex, Napoleon, O. the Lord’s supper to join In the sacred of the reform he represents. Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. ordinance. On the Communion Sab Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. Scrapping In families Is objection bath it was the deacons' duty to see 10c. 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to able, but It Is not so bad as when kin that every one who presented himself cure or your money beck. praise each other too much. at the Lord’s table had this check and to collect It from the communicant be When you hear a smart saying by E l o p l n w t 'p . t o - l i a t e . fore passing to him the bread and a child. It 1 b a sign the child has a The coatless man puts a careless arm j smart mother, and that she made It wine. ■Round the waist of the hatless girl, j While over the dustless, mudless roads up A l l to D o O v e r A v a l s . In a horseless wagon they whirl. A man and woman going on a wed It is an open question if the old fish Lika a leadless bullet from hammerlet ding trip try hard not to look happy, erman in the following story evor got gu n . and on their return try Just ss hsrd the right answer to the problem that By smokeless powder driven. to look happy. was puzzling his head. A writer in T h e y fly to taste the speechless joy# By endless union given. Everybody's Magazine, at least, leaves one In doubt on that score. The riddle The only luncheon his coinless purs» Affords to them the means was this: “ If a herring and a half costs a penny and a half, how many Is a tasteless meal of boneless cod. With a dish of stringless beans. herrings can you buy for a shilling?' He smokes his old tobaccoless pipe, The old fisherman had worked on It And laughs a mirthless laugh for some time. When papa tries to coax her back “ What did you say the mackerel By wireless telegraph. —Motor Record. and a half cost?” he asked at last. " I didn't say mackerel; I said her The Amblguoue Cook. ring," explained the skipper. Mrs. DeAysker— Did your cook leave “ Oh, that's different,” said the other. on account of the extra 15 cents a 'I 'v e been figuring on mackerel.” week that tho Razor woman offered her? T h e O ld H o a a R o o m . Mr». Von Holmer— I can’t tell; she Alvin Adams when the express bus! said she was going to leave because ness was In Its infancy had an office she wanted the change, and 1 don’t and two horses In New York city know whether she meant the money One of these horses was a fine, fast or the new place. animal, and the other an old, broken- down nag. Packages that were to be tSaclc t o A s t n r e , delivered Immediately he sent out be "Yes, I am a milliner.” hind the fast horse. Of goods that “ Trim hats, eh? Maybe you can didn’t have to be rushed he would pick up some Ideas out here In the ■ay, “ Leave them for the old hoss country." In every express office to this day " I have already learned much. I there Is an “ old hoss" room, where un had always supposed that the blos delivered and unclaimed packages are soms were wired to the bushes.’’— kept.— A rgonaut.____________ Kansas City Journal.