PILES
FASHION HINTS
Rob Dentists of Gold Leaf.
"Pennyweighters,” as the detectives
call them, have been busy In Washing
ton during the last few days. Eleven
dentists' offices have been entered and
robbed of gold leaf and platinum to
the value of about $300.
IT C H CA N B E C U R E D
in a short time by using
P L U M M E R ’S I T C H
REMEDY
In 60-cent cans only.
Address
PLUM M ER DRUG C O M PA N Y
T h ird an d M a d is o n
P ortlan d , Or
N ot
A p p a lle d
by
F ig u r e s .
T D V
I I II D IIIC
When Your Eyes
Care
skirt
Keister’s Ladies Tailoring College E I f Y l E l * R m E U M n E i D n Y C T.» Need
wui uk. it
Cutting, Fitting, Drafting, Design Liquid Form, 25c, 50c. Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00.
ing, Tailoring ana Dressmaking taught.
A R E STR A IN IN G RAND.
Strictly up-to-date in every style and
fashion. W rite for terms.
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. Its Action Followed by ft V o le« Tbftt
of Portland. Oregon
'Warned.
143 1-2 Eleventh SL
Portland, Oregon
"Patrick H. McCarren once told me
F U R N IS H E S H E LP ERF.E
of a funny Incident that happened In
TO EMPLOYERS
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; Main office. 12 North Second St. Main 5570: A 1406 Rome," said a Brooklyn lawyer. "M o
Lftdies Dept. 206,-t Morrison St. Main ]062: A 20 U Carren said that on his first visit to
Phone or wire orders at our expense.
Rome, after he had seen the Coliseum
and the Forum, he visited the Ara
ASTHM A AND HAY FEVER Coell Church, on the left of the Capi
He climbed the grand
are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma tolina Hill.
25c. FULL POUND
Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund stairway leading to the church, the
ed.
Ask your druggist or send six finest open air stairway in the world.
cents postage for Free Sample to
He pushed back the heavy leather cur
tain, and. entering, be found a service
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
In progress. So he put hts hat on the
VANCOUVER.
WASHINGTON
marble floor at hla side and took •
seat
First class work at
reasonable prices.
“ After ten minutes or so he decided
he would go and reached down for hit
Free examination
and perfectly fitted
hat. But a restraining hand was laid
(Hasses as low as
on his, and he desisted. He knew, of
$ 2.00
course, that some churches don’t like
people to leave In the midst of a serv
No faking methods.
i R C L HAYNES
ice.
"Ten or fifteen minutes more passed.
Suite 427, Marquam Building
Fourth Floor
The service still continued. Senator
O p p o s it e P o r t la n d H o t e l, P o r t la n d O r e . Full Set of Teeth.................................
$5.00 McCarren got Impatient and again
Bridge Work or Teeth without Plates $3 50 to $5
Gold Crowns................................. $3.50 to $5.00 reached for bis hat.
But again the
Porcelain Crowns..........................$3.50 to $5.00
Gold or Porcelain Fillings..................... $1.00 Up unseen hand restrained him from the
Silver Fillings.......................................... 50c to $1.00
rear.
Best Plate Made
$7.50
COT S A TIS IN
"A little later, however, the senator
No charges for Painless Extracting when other
PAINLESS DENTISTRY work
is done. 15 years’ Guarantee w rli all work. quite lost patience. This was, he told
, Painless E x tra ction ...... Free Hours. 8 a. m. to 8 p. ra. 221H Morriaon Street.
Silver K illin gs................... 30c
himself an Important service, of
\ Gold Fillings...................... 75c
course. Nevertheless, he did not pro
r 22 K. Gold C row n s...............$3
Porcelain C ro w n s.............. $3
pose to miss his luncheon, and It would
Molar Gold Crow ns.............$4
N a m M e ASK
d ic O
harm no one If he slipped out quietly.
Bridge W ork, 22 K. Gold... .43 !
Inlay Fills. Pure G o ld ........$2
“ So a third time he reached for his
A B S O LU TE LY CURES
Very Nice Rubber Pla te----44 j
hat, and the Invisible hand a third
Best Rubber Plate on Earth..............................47
W HITING’S REMEDIES time detained him. He persevered,
A L L TH IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D .
M O n j f U THJKI» MY
Don’ t throw vour money away. A dollar saved
however. Tbs silent hand pushed and
N A T I O N A L M E D IC IN E CO.. LTD.
Is twodollars earned. Our original reliable Mod-rr.
422W
S
h
e lle y Blk., M o r ru o n St..
Painless Methods ard our perfected office equip
his silent hand pushed against It. But
R o o m s 3 an d 4, Portland. Or
ment saves us time and your money.
Fl o e Marshall 2119
just as ha was conquering in the strug
BOSTON DENTISTS, 5th « N o r r is e a . P o rtla n d
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gle a voice said in good American:
The only Wt own enre lor Appendicitis withon
Frank. Fstnbli'hH is Portland 10 years. Open evening*
the i,id of the knife
Gives Immi i ne relief
“ Cheese It, boss;
that’s my bat
and effect* * permanent ear© in *» short tin.©.
until 8 and Sundays until 12:10. for people wbo work.
FRICK «6.
you’re taking."
6. “ S P E C IA L ” R E M E D Y .
use CRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
EXCLUSIVE
OPTICIAN
Unio n P a i n l e s s Dentists
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
DR.
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m en tion th is paper.
For Women'* Ailment*
lum on o ' 'ho How
©I*. Al*o l)ial>et©ff Kidney and Blndder Iron
idea FRICK
»hi* New Scientific Work i* a home treatment.
Write or call and we will explain E ternul
treat men’ only.
N o x all Foot Rem edy
D E STR O YS B A D ODORS
And gives Instant relief for tender, burning, aching and swollen feet. One
capsule will give instant relief. Tw elve in a box. Prico 25 cents, at your
druggist's or by mail. Address
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A lls k y B u ild in g , Portlan d , Ore.
SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM UST
Pacific Coast Biscuit Company
Portland
Ask for Their Goodi
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature o f
Aeropfane Made Comfortable.
Aeroplanlng 1« to be made com
fortable.
Henri Deutsch of Paria,
wboee prizes did so much for the ad
vancement of aviation In Its early
days, la having an aeroc&b built for
his own use. The aeroplane la of the
Wright type, but a little
cab
basketwork Is being made to shelter
the drtrer and his passenger from rain
and cold. __________________
S a s r e itl.#
ft
R e ftS O ft.
Corkins— I don't know how I do It,
but I can always tell what time of day
It Is without looking at a watch or
clock.
McStab— To be *ure. Nature always
confers Instinct upon creatures that
lack the higher faculties.
Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow's Boothlai
■yrup the best remedy to use tor their children
during the n-ething period.
G ettin g H onest.
"Thle U your birthday, lant
1C
Bess?”
"Yes. Dick."
“ How old are you?”
“ Twenty-two.”
“ Well. I’m going to give you a klaa
for every year of your life.”
"Why, Dick!
Dick— 1— I may aa
well confess to you that I am really
twenty-alx.”
D o m e iU o
F ic t io n .
Mrs. Brown— I used to be so fond of
fiction before I was married.
Mrs.
Smith— And don’t you read much now?
Mrs. Brown— No; after the tales my
husband tells me about why he Is late
getting home merely printed fiction
seems so tame and unimaginative.
R ed, W e a k , W e a ry , W a te r y E yes.
R e lie v e d B y M u rine E y e R em edy.
Try
M u rine F o r Y o u r E y e Trou bles. You W ill
L ik e M urine.
I t Soothes.
50c a t Y o u r
D ru ggists. W r it e F o r E y e B ooks. F ree.
M urine E y e R em ed y Co., C hicago.
An
A m e n d m e n t,
"You’re looking blue," remarked the
lobster. “What’» the matter?"
"I have Just heard,” the oyster an
swered, “ that there are such things a#
vegetable oysters."
’’What’» the difference?" rejoined the
ether. “There are human lobsters, too.
but I don’t let that worry me a oent’s
worth."—Chicago Tribune.
You Can Get Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE.
W rite A lie n s . Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., fore
free sample o f A lle n ’s Foot-Ease. It cures
iwefttlng, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or lig h t shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns. Ingrow ing nails and bunions. A ll drug
gists sell It. 25c. Don’ t accept any substitute.
The Burning Question.
Venus was rising from the sea.
“ Great Jupiter!” cried the men, aa
they crowded the beach. “ How did you
lose your arms?"
But the women never noticed the
arms.
"In the name of all that la wonder
ful.” they chimed, "how do you keep
your hair In curl In salt waterT"—
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Judge.
T h r e a te n e d T h e m .
What’s th a tr
T^ADf
Men Die as Heroes.
" I t gets the cream of th* trade"—
R a ltla in r ft S i
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
O K L K **A T C O
STCMACH
B IT T E R
SIXTH, A T MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR
HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
our expense because—
A t the end o f thirty days the Piano
ITS E LF will convince you o f the following
facts:
on earth fur the price
? i H
l ! s v l s /I 1 /. /. 1 and MECHANICALL Y
right!
We know there is so much real value In
this Wellington Piano—w e’re selling for $275—on easy payments—that
w e’ re willing to let it be IT 'S O W N SALESMAN.
It will tell it's own story to you—In your home— if you’ll send us the
coupon.
Please send me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
Name............................................
Address................................................
DAISY FLY KILLER eSLSCiHkfi:
Neat, c le a n , ornamen
tal. convenient, cheap.
l » l l l »11 ••»•••.
,
M ade o l metal, cannot
»p ill Of tip ove ». » i l l not j
•o il oir Injure an yth in«.
Guaranteed effective.
O f All (U n ler* or M o t
prepaid lo r 20 cent».
1 I
IA K 0 LDSOM KK« 1
ISO DeKnlb A r*. I
D r. B. E. W righ t
Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work
done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plat«
and bridge work in one day if necessary.
PRICES;
.
1 r*A- i » . ~
Br**kiya. *. T*
S t r a w b e r r ie s G r o w n
In C ity .
1
*. 1 » Cram
$ 5.00
22tBn*tI«É $3.50
b u r * «....... $1 «
Eftftd Fibf» $1.00
Sihtr Fillings ---50c w
C**d Rubber Plates $5 00
To show that strawberries can be
Best Red Rabbcr
PWtes....... $7.50
grown In the heart of the city, Willis
Paaless Eifradna 50c
A. Hendricks of East Twenty-first and
~
BEST METHODS
Albert streets brought to the office of Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridge
the Oregonian a number of boxes of work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot
ret better painless work anywhere, no matter
Magoon and Oregon Improved berries E iw much you pay.
containing an average of twenty ber-
All Work Fully Guaranteed for fifteen Years
rles to the box
The berrlea were
#-» w~ * » / -
grown on an ordinary city lot without
[ . W r ig h t C O .
Irrigation. Mr. Hendricks had 1.000
°
342J Washington St.,
plants on his lot and at the first pick
ing he picked a total of 56 boxes of
the monster berries. A number of the
Take car at depot and transfer to Washington St.
berries were over five Inches In cir
cumference and one measured
A t t r a c t iv e L e tt e rs .
Inches In circumference.—Portland
Rodrlck— Yes, he came over here to
Oregonian
learn our language and started on the
alphabet Began picking up letters,
H i s Q u e s t io n - A n s w e r.
you know.
"Are marriages made In heaven?"
Van Albert— And what progress baa
The leoturer paused, as If for an an
swer to his Interrogation; whereupon he made?
Rodrlck—Oh, he soon found that
a man with a hunted look glanced fur
tively over his shoulder, swallowed the only letters he had time to pick
hard, moistened his Ups and sold, up were the X ’a and V’a.
huskily:
P r o t e c t in g S e e d C o rn .
"Do strawberries grow at tha north
A method of protecting seed com
Dola?"
agatnat the crows Is to add a table
M ix e d F e e d f o r H o rse e .
spoonful of chloride of lime to a peck
In large city etables feeding the of shelled corn mixing It well. It Is a
horses the hay and grain as mixed very cheap and easy way and the aeed
feed Is the general practise and gives Is more agreeable to handle than
the best results. Keepers find that when coated with tar after the more
horses can be worked hard and kept common method.
In good condition on cut hay and corn-
meal. The amount of hay fed varleB
E c o n o m ic a l.
from • to 1! pounds a day In different
Whyte— Browne Is very economical.
stables, and of grain from 7 to 20 Isn’t he? Black— Browne? Well, I ’ll
pounds a day.
tell you. Browne Is the sort of man
who. when he wants an awl and hasn’t
G ood R o ta tio n .
any. Instead of buying one will go to
A good rotation Is corn, grain, olo-
work to make one by straightening out
ver. Hay land should be topdressed
a corkscrew.
with atable manure, and best results
were obtained by applying this little
M e t h o d s of C alc-.<atlon.
and often. Where land remains In
“ Scientists are not usually success
grass a long time a light seeding of
ful business men.”
clover from time to time is bene
"No. They think they are doing
ficial, reseeding In summer after the
very well If they come within a few
hay crop has been removed.
hundred thousand miles of the exaot
measurement. You can’t figure on dol
T h e G re a t P ro b le m ,
lars that way If you are doing bus»
"Please advise me.”
nesa with a bunk.”
"W e lir
"Shall I marry a girl who Is my ASK Y0U K GROCER EOS K. * !. BRAND O f
temperamental opposite and quarrel
Disinfectant Spray
with her the rest of my life, or shall Blueing
Ammonia
Cold Water Liquid Starch
I marry a congenial soul and get tired
of her?" __________________
“Clean, 0 ” Non-Boiling Washing fluid
Portland, Oregon
Neth & C o. ES id
V o c a l.
Makes the Weak Strong
& Co.
Nelson, ¡B. C,— Leaving safety to
look after others, Foreman Charles
Norman, o f the Lucky Jim mine at
Kaslo, lost his life in a bush fire
which, fanned by a high wind, swept
over the mine. Four other men were
suffocated and about 30 escaped.
A party o f prominent mining men,
including Finecane, Miller and Colonel
Davidson, from Spokane and Webster;
Loper and Proctor, o f Nelson, on com
ing out o f tunnel No. 5, noticed fire
rapidly approaching.
They went to
Whitewater and assisted to get the
N o C a m e f o r A la r m .
women and children away.
Norman
Traveler— Here! Keep off! What
went to the mine camp to warn the the-----
men in the cabins. Otto Swanson led
Pullman Porter— Don’t shy, sah! It
the men to the back o f tunnel No. 4. am only de vackum-cleaneh, which hah
N ot being room there for all, several aupehceded de mlcrobey whlskbroom
went to another part o f the tunnel, In dls heah up-to-date car. sah!— Puck.
where smoke was swept through the
ventilating chambers,"suffocating Col.
Peterson and W. A. Cheaney.
Dave
Peterson was found suffocated at an
other point. Meanwhile Norman went
to look for Ted Lucas, who is still mis
sing. He was cut off by the flames Wa Buy and Collect Notes. Mortgages, and Real
No Collection No Charge.
and his body was found at the entrance Estate Contracts.
Worcester Bldg.,
Portland, Ore.
to the tunnel.
“
"Buggies, you are spending a great
Fire Might Have Been Checked.
deal of money on your daughter’s voice,
Seattle, Wash.— F ive hundred thou
aren't you?"
"Not exclusively. I'm spending some sand feet o f logs that had been cut and
of It on her accent She's learning were ready for delivery have been de
French."
stroyed by a forest fire now raging near
Tolt, in this county.
The fire is the
worst that haa broken out this aide of
the Cascade mountains this season. It
is eating its way into valuable green
A n a l* P ro «!.
timber owned by the O 'N eil Timber
T h e r e is n o n e ed t o c o n company, limited. The fire might have
Lottie— Is your young minister, an
rery, very fascinating?
been checked in its early stages before
tin u e in a w e a k , ru n -d o w n
Hattie— Fascinating! Why, lota of
it destroyed the large quantity o f logs
d e b ilit a t e d c o n d itio n w h e n
girls In our church have married men
had the contractors taken the pains to
Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters put in a few fire fighters.
they hated. Just to get one kiss from
’ he rector after the ceremony.— Puck,
has c o n c lu s iv e ly
p roven
Bad Storm Sweeps Nevada.
its a b ilit y t o b u ila
you
P fta t p o a e d .
Reno, N ev.— The worst storm Ne
u p an d m a k e y o u s t r o n g
Dolly— Why aren’t you at th*
vada has experienced in yeara at this
a g a in .
It acts directly on time o f the year started late Tuesday
lag school?
Polly—Teacher's laid np with d y »
th e d ig e s t iv e s y s te m , r e g u afternoon breaking the longest dry per
pepsla—Cleveland leader.
iod the state haa ever known. jThe pre
la te s tn e a p p e tite , p r e v e n ts
cipitation has been nearly two inches,
O ft # * T i p .
Indigestion, Cramps, Diar which exceeda the total for the five
" I guess I’ll have to d!«pos* of my
rhoea
o r o t h e r a ft e r - e a t preceding months combined. Streetcar
dog"
was demoralized by a flash o f
in g d is tre s s .
Try a bottle traffic
"W hy?"
lightning which burned out the trane-
‘"The price of dog biscuit# ha* gone
to lay.
In s is t on h a v in g
formers. The can were out o f com
up out of sigh t"
mission all night.
"Can't yon feed him animal
ers?” — Houston Post
Big Mill Threatanad by First.
Its IVfttftV#.
"There la one good thlag, or ougk,
to be, about tba society modal deity
business."
SWASTIKA END SEALS
THEY ARE VALUABLE
Spokane, Wash. — Six lives have
been lost in fires which are raging in
the district around Spokane. For hun
dreds o f miles in every direction is a
caldron o f flame, a seething furnace
which is taking its toll of life and
property.
It the Coeur d’ Alenea, all
over the Idaho Panhandle, in the Col
ville district, north around Nelaon and
Kaslo, far westward, extending clear
to the coast, the Are fiend is king.
No real estimate can be placed upon
property loss from the fires. Great
tracts of timber have been burned. In
the Coeur d’ Alenes some of the finest
standing timber o f the entire district
haa been wiped out.
For miles in
every direction the mountains appear
as huge bonfires.
North, east, west
and south of this city the same condi
tion exists and every day the loss o f
property is growing greater and the
death list is being added to.
A forest fire driven by a sweeping
gale through the dry pine forest on
Mill Creek, 18 miles northeast o f Col
ville, surrounded the homestead cabin
o f Mias Pearl Brewen, aged 22, a
teacher in school district No. 156. Be
fore assistance could reach her she and
her little niece, 1 year old, daughter of
Hon. J. S. Wyman, o f Plains, Mont,
were burned to death.
Dozens o f de
termined men vainly sought to reach
the cabin, but were driven back.
W. W. Ciark, residing on the south
fork o f Mill Creek, arrived at Colville
and reported to Prosecuting Attorney
H. G. Kirkpatrick the harrowing de
tails o f the schoolteacher’s death. She
was in her lonely homestead cabin, her
niece spending the day with her. The
grewsome tragedy was the result o f a
forest fire set by W. A . Trowbridge, a
near neighbor, clearing a slashing.
Trowbridge has been arrested, with
two other men, and he will be taken to
jail. The settlers are very angry, and
Sheriff Graham is prepared for emerg
encies. Millions o f feet o f timber have
been burned in the last few days.
Warden Hanson has arrived at Col
ville with Trowbridge in custody, and
Prosecuting Attorney Kirkpatrick, who
with Coroner A. B. Cook and Under
taker W. S. Prindle, was just leaving
the court house for the scene o f the
death o f Miss Brewen, ordered the
prisoner to the custody o f Sheriff W.
H. Graham.
According to Mr. Clark, Trowbridge
had been warned personally not to set
fire, that it was contrary to law.
Hundreds o f thousands o f dollars’
worth of timber is being destroyed and
there is but little hope o f checking the
flames until rain falls.
Mike and Pat were hired to clean a
cistern. Mike took a firm hold of the
rope and started to let Pat down.
When about half way down Pat yelled
up:
Forests Blaze Near Hoquiam.
"H o! Mike, stop letting me down."
“ For why?” said Mike.
Hoquiam, Waah.— A force o f 1,000
“ Don’t ask any questions.” said Pat, loggers is engaged in patrolling the
"fer If yez don’t slop letting me down. logging districts north o f Hoquiam to
I’ll cut the rope.”— Harper's Monthly. prevent forest fires from breaking out
anew. No damage has been done yet,
K in d r e d S p ir its .
with the exception o f $5,000 worth of
"John, what kept you out so late?"
timber destroyed Saturday.
Hot pre
"Didn't I tell you, Marla, that I had vailing weather haa a tendency to dry
to go to a meeting of the True Knights out mosses and brush, making timber
| of the Mystic Brotherhood?"
easy prey to the flames. The territory
"Now that you mention It, I believe
burned over is estimated at 4,000
you did."
"Well, we had a long wrangle, as us acres. Forest fires are raging in L ittle
North river country, located 16 miles
ual."
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southeast o f here.
OSTETTER'
’S A V E T H E S E
They Will Secure You Many Useful
A“ 4cles Without Cost
C F A
S T O R IA
o r I n f a n t* a n d C h ild re n .
W U I th e W ild W a v e s H e a rd .
E cru linen com b in ed w ith a d irk i 'u^
dotted lin en , w .r e v e n e ffe c tiv e ly u etl
; n this sum m ery little dress. '1 lie lim n
w as o t the han dk erch ief sort, a fine m a
terial b e in g necessary fo r the gathered
Sherman
Stubborn Rancher Sarts Slash
ing in Spite of Warnings
“ Are you ready to live on my in
come?” he asked softly.
She looked up Into Nls face trust
ingly.
"Certainly, dearest," she answered,
"If— if-----"
" I f what?"
“ If you get another one for your
self.”— New York Journal.
Lessons From the Pulpit.
Manhattan Congregational church.
New York, of which Rev. Dr. Henry A.
Stlmson la pastor, has been bolding
a series of “ civic services.” these be
ing addressed by publicists and ex
perts In municipal development
Stage Manager—Do you know, my
dear sir, that not more than one play
In fifty Is a success?
Ambitious Author—Yes, sir, but that
doesn’t scare me. This play is one of
a thousand.
SIX DEAD IN
FOREST FIRES
Cleaning the Hs'nhous*,
If you wish to rid your henhouses
of lice end mites now la the time to
do It
Clean them perfectly, whitewash the
sides sad roosts, remove all litter from
the nests and whitewash them out
side and In. Take out all droppings
and Utter on the floor and sprinkle
ashes over the floor every few days
Fumigate the house once or twice a
week with sulphur or tobacco smoke.
Make a war on the Insects for the
next two months, and you wlil not be
troubled much with them during sum Schoolteacher and Niece in Lonely
Homestead Cabin Fall Victims—
mer.
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All Efforts Fail to Save.
COLLECTORS
K .A f^ i « » « « * *
P h a r m a c is t s ^ 1
W t MANUFACTURE A tl DRUG SPEC IA L T l T S .
P h o n « M a in 113
401 Main Si.
Vancouver, Wastaftoa
NOW
TIME
best o f th© yeor io bava
your teeth out and
p i a t a and t<rld«a
work dona. Por out-
of-town patrona wa
finish p i a t a a n d
briilia work In ona
day ir noceeeary.
Palesai
Molar Crown« $ 5 .0 0
22V Bridge T**th ‘ 3. .50
Gold FT Hin f t
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How a Hoorn **rn n if Act«.
Rich Father— When I wai a youn«
man of your age I was compelled to
keep an accurate expense account and
wasn't allowed to be out at night later
than 11 o'clock.
Son and Heir—Sorry to h**ar It, gov
ernor; your father couldn’t truat you
as safely as you can truat me.
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ordered. ( ’<>..an 1* at ion Free. You cannot get bet tot
pai'ilme w. rk art) wu«rn, no matter how much you pay#
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P ain less Dentists
PMRng Building. Third 4 Washington, P0BTIAN0. OBf 5
O m < « f f ! « r i: ia . M . U 1 M L
aufeUy*. I t e l
Stops H a l?
F a llin g
Ayer’» Hair Vigor, new Im
proved formula, will certainly
stop falling of the hair. Indeed,
we believe it will always do this(
unless there is some disturb- j
ance of the general health.
Then,« constiiutionalmedicine
may be necessary. Consult
your physician about this.
Drive* away i*tui, Mosquitoes anil Gnats.
It protects hone* and cattle from attacks
of insects, enabling them to feed and
»leep in peace. It prevents loss of weight
and strength from worry caused by
•tucks of insects, and from the IrriUtioti
Fermale Witte
of their bitea and stings. There is •
w It to y e a r
f
satisfaction in th e relief it afford,
d oeter
domestic animals from the scourge ot
maddening paraaitea and flies, besides th.
*y — * v
i>..
profit in returns. Horses do mors work
Tacoma, Waah.— Forest fires on the
McKenna branch o f the Tacoma East The reason why Ayer’ s Hair Vigor stops on less feed and cows yield more and
ern railroad threaten the Bryan saw falling hair is bscsuae It Art I destroy, the better milk when relieved from the frenxy
germs which cause this trouble. After incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi
mill, according to reports received this it done, nature im n bring* about a
voracious, insatiable insects.
here. A lively fire is raging and It i* full recovery, restoring the hair and
Four sizes, » 5 c, 50 c, 75 c and fl.l$-
feared the force o f men fighting the scalp to a perfectly healthy csndlrln-
Ask your merchant for it.
C*
flame, is inadequate to save the mill.
— *ftA ftS # 0 # i. a A#— Oft.. Lftv.lt, Mftaf
H o y t C h r m i c a l C o . Portland, Oregon
A vers - - -»•'•
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Say!
Where’s that Pig ?
•
Hla Definition.
ATCHISON OLOBS SIOHTB,
At a Isondon board school the team
er had explained to the children th«
Tou can account for very few mar
meaning of the word “ ability.’' “ Now rlages.
children.” ehe went on. ” what word ¡
Every tlm# any big bill 1# presentod
would express the opposite to ability?”
to you. It looks Ilk» robb«ry.
A
sharp
faced
little
boy
at
the
end
I f there la ft pi# left in any corner o f the
If a woman can get her first man,
of the end form bobbed up his head
Northwest we went it. We wont fts much
dressed pork ss we eftn possibly set W e will
and exclaimed. “ Please, teacher, nobil 1 she needn’t worry about her second,
psy ss follows for produce. W e never tftke
or third.
ity !” — Work and Play.
off commission. Ship by express:
.
“ My duty," said an unhappy m ar
D ressed P ork .............................. 12l .c
Near He Final Singe.
rled woman to-day, “ la anything HB
D i e s s e d V e a l ..................................
10 c
Mr. Dorkln*—Marla. I think I ran object# to."
F resh F e e s
................................
26c
L iv e C h ic k e n s H e n s ..................
17c
make this dining table last a while
S p rin e C h ic k e n s ........................
20c
Thera 1# plenty of cooking aa good
lunger by replacing a few of the top
Address nil shipments.
boards with new ones.
as "mother’«," but very few appetites
T R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO.
Mrs. Dorkins— Well, go ahead and like a boy’s.
" F le h tin e th e B e e f T ru s t"
patch the top of the old thing up if you
We have observed that there Is tt-
think you can, but I want you to un
P O R T LA N D , OREGON
tle complaint about the high prices
derstand that it's on Its last legs.
of beer and cigars.
The women pick at men and at
C h e e k s f o r th e C o m m u n io n T a b le .
goods offered at special sale. In the
The author of “The Sabbath In Puri
same Industrious way.
tan New England’’ mentions a custom
You are always at a disadvantage In
which prevailed In several New Eng
“ I have suffered with piles for thirty arguing with a man who doesn’t know
land churches that made It the duty
•lx years. One year ago last April I be.
of the deacons to walk up and down gan taking Caacurets for constipation. In what he is talking about
the aisles of the church at the close of the course of a week I noticed the piles
Have you ever noticed how sudden '
each service and deliver to every per began to disappear and at the end of six ly a useful man can die, and how long
son who in their judgment was fitted weeks they did not trouble me at all. a worthless man holds out?
to commune a metal check, which en : Cascareis have done wonders for me. I
A book agent (peaks as highly of
titled him at the next celebration of am entirely cured and feel like a new the book he sells as a reformer speaks
George Krydex, Napoleon, O.
the Lord’s supper to join In the sacred
of the reform he represents.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
ordinance. On the Communion Sab
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
Scrapping In families Is objection
bath it was the deacons' duty to see
10c. 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
able, but It Is not so bad as when kin
that every one who presented himself
cure or your money beck.
praise each other too much.
at the Lord’s table had this check and
to collect It from the communicant be
When you hear a smart saying by
E l o p l n w t 'p . t o - l i a t e .
fore passing to him the bread and
a child. It 1 b a sign the child has a
The coatless man puts a careless arm j smart mother, and that she made It
wine.
■Round the waist of the hatless girl, j
While over the dustless, mudless roads up
A l l to D o O v e r A v a l s .
In a horseless wagon they whirl.
A man and woman going on a wed
It is an open question if the old fish
Lika a leadless bullet from hammerlet ding trip try hard not to look happy,
erman in the following story evor got
gu n .
and on their return try Just ss hsrd
the right answer to the problem that
By smokeless powder driven.
to look happy.
was puzzling his head. A writer in T h e y fly to taste the speechless joy#
By endless union given.
Everybody's Magazine, at least, leaves
one In doubt on that score. The riddle The only luncheon his coinless purs»
Affords to them the means
was this: “ If a herring and a half
costs a penny and a half, how many Is a tasteless meal of boneless cod.
With a dish of stringless beans.
herrings can you buy for a shilling?'
He smokes his old tobaccoless pipe,
The old fisherman had worked on It
And laughs a mirthless laugh
for some time.
When papa tries to coax her back
“ What did you say the mackerel
By wireless telegraph.
—Motor Record.
and a half cost?” he asked at last.
" I didn't say mackerel; I said her
The Amblguoue Cook.
ring," explained the skipper.
Mrs. DeAysker— Did your cook leave
“ Oh, that's different,” said the other.
on account of the extra 15 cents a
'I 'v e been figuring on mackerel.”
week that tho Razor woman offered
her?
T h e O ld H o a a R o o m .
Mr». Von Holmer— I can’t tell; she
Alvin Adams when the express bus! said she was going to leave because
ness was In Its infancy had an office she wanted the change, and 1 don’t
and two horses In New York city know whether she meant the money
One of these horses was a fine, fast or the new place.
animal, and the other an old, broken-
down nag. Packages that were to be
tSaclc t o A s t n r e ,
delivered Immediately he sent out be
"Yes, I am a milliner.”
hind the fast horse. Of goods that
“ Trim hats, eh? Maybe you can
didn’t have to be rushed he would pick up some Ideas out here In the
■ay, “ Leave them for the old hoss
country."
In every express office to this day
" I have already learned much. I
there Is an “ old hoss" room, where un had always supposed that the blos
delivered and unclaimed packages are soms were wired to the bushes.’’—
kept.— A rgonaut.____________
Kansas City Journal.