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P s p s la t t o i fee M ile e f R a ltrn a «. According to Canadian railw ay sta tistics for the year 1907, the United States has a population of 381 for each m ile of railw ay, and Canada 289. France has 1,5110 for each m ile o f rail way, and the United Kingdom 1,821. In India there are 10,119 people foi each m ile o f railroad. In the United States there are 13.61 square m iles of territory for each m ile of railw ay; in Canada 161.8 square m iles; in the United Kingdom 5.29 square miles, and in France 8.46 square m iles for each Occupants o f Day C oach, S m ok er mile o f railway. and Pullman Killed and Maimed Never in the his tory of this city has any man paid the farmer such price-* as these. We never charge commission. Ship by ex press For food, fat produce we will pay as fol lows—ship any day: Dre»-.# I Block H ors ................................. 12' jc Dressed Veal up to 130 lbs................... 124c Dressed MatLon. small..............10c to 124c Live Hens...................................... 17c Dressed Hens....................................18c .....................................Market Price Address IN IOWA WRECK Bad BLOOD "Before I began, using Caacarats I had a bad complexion, pimples on m y face, and m y food was not digested at it should have been. N ow I am entirely w ell, and the pimples have all disappeared from my face. I can truthfully say that Cascarets are just as advertised; I have taken only two boxes of them. ” Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan. Iod. Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c, 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The firen- uine tablet stamp ’d C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. is the w ord to remember w h ea you need a rem edy fr C O B ^ C O L D S W ill purify your blood, clear your complexion, restore your appetite, relieve your tired feel- ing, build you up. Be sure to take it this spring. Get It today In usual liquid fprm or tablets called Sarsataba. 100 Dose* $1. Sw ullow ed 11!» Model. “ Object” draw ing has brought a new anxiety into the schools. In certain districts youngsters may be seen m ov ing schoolward with hatchets, carvers, hammers, chisels, etc., as m aterial for their drawing lessons. The other day. Just as one of these lessons was abeut to begin, a small boy was found stand ing tearfully at the headmaster’s desk. “ I'v e swallowed m y object,” he ex plained, with an alarm ing gulp. “ W hat was It?” asked the master anxiously. “ A banana," replied the would-be artist, w ith a final gulp.— London Fun. Da at a Tbonaand F eet T h ick , China has ltd "bad lands,” all dust and dreariness, and Its Irrigation wheels, and its “ soul appalling" Gobi desert, along whose southern boundary Ilea the Great wall. In some of these regions the famous yellow dust of China lies to a depth of 1.000 feet, and when the wind blows the whole land scape is obscured. Y et it Is upon this dust that the fe rtility o f northern China depends. The Chineses call It “ gin ger powder."— Harper's. W is e to III in. W ife — You were late last night. Hub— Beg your pardon, my dear. As I came In the front door the clock «tru ck 11. W ife— But what tim e did you arrive at the head o f the stairs?— Boston Transcript. R nre G irl. “W ell, how do you like your kitchen girl?” The caller queried. “ F au gh !” Said Mrs. Jones. “She’s not to my taste— E ntirely too raw.” WORLD WIDE ACCEPTANCE by the WELL- INFORMED, BECAUSE ITS COMPONENT PARTS ARE K NO W N TO BE MOST WHOLESOME A N D TRULY BENEFICIAL IN EF FECT, HAVE GIVEN T O m SyrupofFigs m o f SE N N A T H E FIRST POSITION AMONG FAMILY LAXATIVES AND HAVE LED TO ITS GENERAL USAGE WITH THE MOST UNIVERSAL S A T IS F A C T IO N . M ANUFACTUREOS a y th e TO G ET IT S BENEFICIAL EFFECTS, ALWAYSBUTTHE GENUINE M anufactured by the CALIFORNIA FKj SYRUP COt f o r s a l e b y a l l l e a d i n g d r u g g is t s O ns size only , R egular price 50* pcr bottlk T r im ! B o t t le F ree B r M a il If you suffer from Epilepsy. Pits. Palling Sickness, Bpaams. or have children that do so, . mjr Dis my New J will relieve them, and all yon are asked to do is to send for a Free Trla I f 2 Bottle of Dr. May's C p llo p tlo id o O u r « It has enred thousand* where everything else failed. Guaranteed by May Medical Laboratory I ’nd r Pure Pood and Drugs Act, June 80th, 1 W 06 Our an>y No. l ’*77T. Please write for Specia IFree Boitie aLd rive AGB and complete addreee Oil. W. H. MAY, 548 Pearl Street. New T o rL , C. Gee Wo Tin Chinese Doctor This wondefu! man haa made a life study of tha properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is rivinr the world the benefit of hie service« No Mercury, Poisons or Drier* Used. No Operatlooo or C«tU«g Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Authma, Lane. Stomach and Kidney trouble*, and all Private Diseases of M n and Women. A SU RE C A N C E R C URE Just received from Pekin. China—safe, euro and reliable. U.-failinr ita works. I f you cannot call, write for symptom and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION fUfC The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 1824 fire! St, cor. Morriooo, Pert lead. Or. ( Or. Kill Says: Sarsaparilla TH E APPROVAL of the most EMINENT PHYSICIANS audits E L IX IR Package Free Double Train on Rock Island Road Goes In Ditch. F R A N K L. SMITH MEAT CO. “ Fighting the Beef Trust** PORTLAND, OREGON U ufortanm t« Mew Y o rk e r«. In New Y ork we have become so hardened to eating the strange prod ucts o f the cold storage vaults that the fresh foods o f our childhood would probably seem unpalatable. T o the diner accustomed to the pale, tasteless chicken o f our hotels and restaurants, a real full-blooded broiler, slain within the current year, would taste "stron g" and obnoxiously as sertive. Sim ilarly, a-really fresh egg, neither iced nor partially hatched, m ight seem to our sophisticated pal ates to possess too many of the at tributes o f the ingenue.— N ew York Evening Sun. T h e Innocen t. Bachelor Brother (v is itin g married s is te r)— W ell, sis, how are you, and how la the kid? Sister— Baby’s troubled a good deal w ith his teeth. B. B.— His teeth. I ’ll Just telephone to the dentist and have them out in a Jiffy.— Boston Transcript. m . r e p per D eal. A certain literary and dlplomaUe friend o f ours once took part In a pepper duel at a foreign restaurant. He was provoked to the contention by the quantity o f stimulating condiment that a stranger across tbe table In dulged In. The stranger sprinkled an unconscionable quantity o f red pepper upon his food and proceeded to devour it, to the wonder and adm iration of onlookers. Thereupon, with studied nonchalance, the American swallowed an Immense piece o f chill pepper. Then Every Man or Woman Suffering the stranger added more red pepper, From Consumption, Bronchitis, then the Am erican another larger Asthma, Crtarrh, Haoking slice, covered with cayenne, and so on, and Many Badly Mutilated. Co_;h and Threat or Lung till it seemed as If both would ex plode, while the other diners looked Trouble Should Write on aghast, the American finally win at O n ce. Marshalltown, la., March 22.— For- ning out w ith a prodigious dose defy ty-five persons w ere killed and 35 were ing all emulation.— Century. injured, many o f them fatally, in a “ Consumption la positively and absolutely l o p p r . i . l o B . o f H lato ry. wreck o f a Chicago, Rock Island & Durable and preventable. All authorities agree . Pacific train four and a h a lf miles Amphlon had Just built the city of that ibis Is so. 1 say U can bo cur ed In the pri north o f Green Mountain, Iowa, at Thebes by the magical twanging o f his vacy of your own home, harp. and I am proving 8:16 a. m. today, It day after day. I say “ H ow do you expect to make poster The train- which was a consolidation ity bellev* It?” asked the spectators. U 1« no longor necessary o f N o. 19, from Chicago, and N o. 21, to travel awr.y from " I leave all that,” he said, "to the home and friends. I am { from St. Louis, bound fo r Minneapolis, city archivist.” treating right today, was being detoured over the tracks o f When It was too late he realized that canes of advanc the Chicago G reat W estern road. he had made a fatal mistake by iot ed and desper Running at about 30 m iles an hour having a phonograph and a motion pic ate consumption, which had been ture machine on the ground. in a cut north o f Green Mountain, it given up by their struck a spread rail, it is believed. friends and ad Don’ t fa il to w rite fo r beautiful The p ilot locom otive jumped the vised to move to booklet containing 75 splendid photo another climate, track and, w ith terrific force, was bur O R . J . L A W R E N C E H IL L gravures o f the w orld’ s most celebra perhapa to die. ied in the embankment o f s o ft clay. Saapafcnt ,1 th. Oootoe l a « . , a But they have re ted musicians, free. See Sherman, tan day* * » .. A second locomotive, coupled behind mained at home the first, rolled over and the sudden Clay & Co. ’s ad. under my ‘Rational’ Treatment, with results that would quicken tho heart of any man to see. ^ stop hurled all the rear cars forward. M a tte r o f I*eraona.llty« A coach, a smoker and a Pullman E veryon e w h o I n » * , „ k Ulni|,. c .t n r r h o f ^ “Uncle George, we are studying syno car w ere smashed to splinters, almost nyms In school, and I want to know tha Bronchial Tubes or t au u rh *n any form . Chronic l 1'8’ Ul.ron.c HackingCouKh, Loan all the occupants being killed or in difference between ’cute’ and ‘sneaky.’ “ o f r esh, N ig h t 5vve..u, Hem orrhages, soreness jured. The superstructure o f the P u ll “ According to your mother. It Is tha or pain in the chest or under the shoulder blades, or any other deadly symptom o f Consumption man was lite r a lly shaved o ff and was difference between what you do and should send f o r a ir.ai package o f L>r. H illa N ew jam m ed lik e a ramrod through the what Mrs. Jones' little boy does.” — Rational Rem edy and testimonials from hundreds who have been cured. this treatm ent quickly Buck. smoker and day coach. checks fu rth er progress o: tl.o disease and pro- duues new resisunK; power, appetite, flesh and Many passengers w ere killed out Great Home Eye Remedy «rood health. right. Heads w ere severed from bod A n y bank or business firm in Jackson. M ichi for all diseases o f the eye, quick relief gan, w ill tt-;l you Dr. H ill is reliable, successful ies and arms and legs w ere cut off. from using P E T T I T ’ S E Y E S A L V E . and h prom inent citizen in excellen t standing. The w reckage was crimson w ith A ll druggists or H ow ard Bros., B uf A ll throat and luntr suU’erers should fill out cou pon below and mail at once fo r trial package blood, some o f the bodies being crushed falo, N . Y . which the doctor sends by mai., prepaid, to prove beyond recognition in the mass o f that even the w orst cases can 1* cured a t home at Best IVe Could OIT«y. little expense. tw isted rails and splintered oars. A Disgusted Customer— I bought a cur fe w o f the passengers w ere (found still liv in g w ith a rod or splinter im paling rant bun here yesterday, and found a TRIAL TREATMENT PACKAGE COUPON them in the wreck. D ecapitated bod fly In i t I want you to exchange the D r. J. Lawrence hill 1662 h II lluilO ng Jack»'»'*, Mich. bun for another. ies w ere picked up and it was almost Plea.*« -«.‘nil me you r Inrtre trial package in Confectioner— Can’ t do that, sir; but im possible to assort correctly the dis plain rea'ed w rapper, tl.at I may try it and If you will bring me back the fly I’ll arc for my** 1 f it it w ill do what you claim it membered parts. lcn clu ee20c to help p .y fo r packing. give you a currant for it.— W eekly T e l The wreck occurred atTa point; diffi egraph. cult o f access. Such bodies as could T h « T w o O bstructions. be pulled out w ere stretched out in an “ Take off your h a t!’* adjoining pasture. F irs t attention was g ive n to the Rude men behind her cried. wounded. T h e ir cries com ing from And she (ju st think of it) complied; beneath the cars w ere pitiable. F o rt Bnt they were still unsatisfied, And yelled with their mouths opened l l n » A u ) l ) 0 ( ! y F o u n d I I I in f unately, the wreckage did not take fire. wide, “ You wish to advertise for a lost dog, The rescue party, reinforced later on “ Take off your rat!** madam?” by w reck in g trains carryin g nurses •—Chicago News. “ Yes, sir.” and surgeons sent from the nearest “ W hat’s the description?“ availab le points, worked all day and Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow*« Soothing “ W ell, he’s just an ordinary dog, you Syrup the bust remedy to use for their children until long a fte r dark. know, kind of brown color.” luring the teething period. The injured w ere rushed to a hospital, “ That Isn’t definite enough.** • several o f them dyin g on the way. “ And his name is Prince.” D is tin c tly Bad Form . “ That won’t help to find him.** "B ryonia,” Impetuously began tha “ I should think it would. He*« the D O U B L E W R E C K O N O . R. & . N. young man, " I have coma to »a y some thing to you this evening, and I am g o only dog I know of with that name. * “ But, madam, hasn’t he some distin ing to say ltt You shall not put m » off T w o Dead; T w o Engines and Five any longer. It Is no Joka to trlfla with guishing peculiarity or mark about B ox C ars Demolished. tha feelin g! o f an earnest man who him?” “ Y -ye«, sir; he like« llmburger knows what he wants. E very tim e I Pendleton, March 22.— T w o men are try to be serloue you change the sub cheese.**— Chicago Tribune. dead, tw o engines demolished, and five je c t It Isn’t fair to me, Bryonia, and J ndffm en tl loaded box-cars, w ith th eir contents, I am not going to stand It any more. are piled in confused mass, as a result You'll have to listen to me this time. Sometimes, In selling mutton, too. A s “ Regular Reader” sadly notes. o f a double w e e k , the first in the his I am determined----- ” "Orlando," she Interrupted, smother The butcher falls— If the tale Is true— tory o f the O. R . & N ., which occurred T o separate the sheep from the goats. e igh t m iles east o f Pendleton at 7:45 ing a yawn, “ you are doing too much o ’ clock yesterday morning. The dead thundering In your index.” — Chicago are Edward Hopple, L a Grande, Or., Tribune. ___________________ T R I A L S o f th a N B E D E M S and E ngineer S. L . Riak, L a Grande, TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Or. take LAXATIVE II ROMO quinine Tablete. f% refund money I f It fa il« to cure. E. W . Engine N o. 215, in charge o f Engin Druggists D R O V E ’S signature is on each box. 26c. .1® eer R isk and Firem an H opple, was T a m p o n Mat an tar. running “ lig h t” — w ithout a train— from Meacham to U m atilla, a fte r hav A certain young man, w ishing to b « ing helped extra fre ig h t N o. 385 up very th rifty, quit eating meat. “ Frank the mountain from L a Grande. In lin abstained from meat," quoth ha, rounding a nine-degree curve at a point “ and so w ill I.” where the track skirts the U m atilla But he didn’t stop to consider how riv e r on one side and runs under a high prices have gone up since Franklin's bluff on the other, the engine le ft the day, and especially within the last few track and plunged into the bluff. years. The result was that when he A s both the engine and the tender hadn’t eaten meat for about six w ere clear o f the rails, the block s ig months he was so much money to tho nal registered a “ clear track” to the good that he lost hi* head and became oncom ing fre ig h t, 20 minutes behind one o f the glided youth. the engine. The crew o f the latter did T h e outworn Ideals o f yeiterd ay not know o f th eir danger until they should be taken up very guardedly, U dashed around the sharp curve and at all.— Puck. w ere alm ost upon the wreck. 45 DEAD, 38 HURT SMITH PAYS 12jc FOR PORK C u re d R ig h t a t H o m e by ELECTROPODFS. New Electric Treatment. Galvanic Iscoles—copper and zinc—worn Inside »hoes. Invigorate entire body. Nerves become “live wires.” Positive cure lor Rheumatism, Neura'g-'s. Backache, Kidney and Liver complaints. Price only fl-00. Your money returned if not satisfactory. Guarantee tlyned with each sale. Electropodes are mailable. If not at your Druegtfst*s, send us $1.00. State whether for man or woman. WESTERN ELECTROPODE CO. 1U Loo l u d « St., Loa Aageleo, C l. W ea lth . “ I understand your father la enor- Man D rops Far, Bounces. Los An geles, Cal., March 22.— W hile mously wealthy,” the young man said, 6,000 people w ere watching Gene S a v casually. The proud beauty drew herself up to age make a descent at L on g Beach yes terday afternoon, his balloon collapsed her full height (abovs her natural when 300 fe e t from the ground and he h eigh t) aa she replied: "Oh, w ell, ws plunged to the earth, h it on his feet, get a piece of ice that lasts until ths bounded up lik e a rubber ball and then Ice man comes again.” — Buffalo Ex- ____________________ fe ll backward on the curbing o f Pacific ores*. avenue. H e was unconsicous fo r a fe w H « r n l « i l H op. minutes, but under medical attention He la not old, he la not young. quickly recovered. Exam ination showed The Chinese laundryman Hop Lung, that no bones w ere broken and he had no The yellowed cheek, the slanting eye. internal injuries. H e is sore and Tha humble nose, the cheek bone high. bruised and w ill have to keep to his bed The cheerful face, the willing hand That serves the proudest In the land. fo r a fe w days. His back yard you may scan with c a r* N o dirty linen airing there! C ru isers Resdy to Sail. — Chicago Tribune. San Francisco, March 22.— When the cruiser N orth Dakota joins the cruiser SI.2S per Word Innert« damnified adn In SS tand Tennessee o ff the Farallon islands to is papen, in U. S. Send for Hat. The Ifeke Ad- rertialna Agency. 427 S. Main ntrnet. Los An morrow afternoon the 8,500-mile v oy gelen. or 12 Geary St., San Francieco, Cal. age o f the tw o warships to Buenos A yres through the Straits o f M agellan PIPE R E PA IR IN G »Sttt MIU w ill begin. The vessels go to join the DfnanAncrisàetrami a l MUBaUUM. Arteol Mata i armored cruisers Montana and North 8 IG S IC H Z L Oc CO. rata Carolina, and w ith them w ill represent K TWI Seal the United States in the naval demon- | stration at the Pan-Am erican exposi tion to be held at Buenos Ayres. You can’t sow thistles *nd reap I izj . IfyourUnt P ro lo n g S trike It V oted. Philadelphia, March 22.— Repudiat ing the o ffe r o f settlem ent from the Philadelphia Rapid T ransit company through the assistance o f United States Senator Penrose, the executive com m ittee o f the s trik in g carmen, late to night voted to continue the strike Out of tows people against the company until all th eir de-1 can have their piste mands w ere granted. W . D. Mahon, And b ri’lsework fin« iah-d in ope daj the national president o f the carmen’s i f n»»ee«aerr. Ws will ?ive yos • rood union, who has assisted in draw ing up 22k cold or *srte'?ii the proposed settlement, advocated its crow, for J 3 . 5 C acceptance, but was outvoted by the Molar Crown 5.00 local carmen. ocu rMn$ Co,moi r a w s Silver FiT,on Inlay fillln n 3.50 1.00 1.00 .50 2.50 Jap Sealers on Ground. V ictoria , B. C., March 22.— Japan _ . . ese sealers w ill come to B ehring sea puim 6.00 in la rge r numbers than e v er this sea bat Rrt -ok- _ - son, according to inform ation received tar Piatt* 7 .5 0 St. •■ ». SSII. Caoaa n ia n u The V ic to ria schooner Pa'olooo CitrMon .5 0 from Japan. t ^ Peschawa, which is reported from M onterey w ith 209 skins, spoke a Jap anese schooner o ff C aliforn ia on Janu _____ L "¡Miara el- •rie « mìdìl - ary 17. H e r captain said that a large number o f the Japanese schooners ■Brill d - ,, INCORPORAT«*» » ¿ j E Ï P O R T L A N D , O R E G O N cross the Pacific this season, several s i s » having crossed already. M M O O li S S .S U II. Boo'l »'ibUr W ise Dental Co. B la C o a tta «». Econom ise T im e« “ W hy do you stop here?” “ I know an artist on the fifth floor o f these apartments. I f we walk up we can get a drink.” “ Oh, whistle for him to pour It down the tube.” — Lou isville Courier- Journal. ___________________ Canine W isdom . L ittle Fido— Uncle Towaer, what’s the reason we don't get any more meat to aat? Big Towaer— Youngster, there’* a beef boycott on. and we’re the Innocent byatandera. L u c ie jt-r r y . “ There’s two things about this blam ed grapefruit that I can’t understand.” said Uncle Jerry Peebles. “ One Is that It’s called 'grape* fruit and the other is that it’s called grape ‘fruit.* ’* S T E IN W A Y ANDOTHER P IA N O S jLunyou’A i ’uv raw Fins coax too mvct Into activity by gentle methods. They d& not scour, gripe or weaken. They are 8 tonic to the stomach. Liver end nerves; Invigorate Instead of weaken. They en rich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that 1« put Into It. These pills contain no calo mel; they are soothing, healing and stim ulating. For sale by all druggists In 10c •nd 25e sixes, i f vou need medical ad- sVe, write Manyoir« Doctors. They will adrlse to the best of their ability abso lutely free of Charge. m c n y o n 'R. *84 *ad Jefferson Bis., Phllndclphln, Fn. Send lOe for trial package. A lc o h o l not needed A y e r ’s Sarsap arilla Is not ■ strong drink. A s n o w m ade, there is not a d ro p o f alcohol in it. It is a non-alcoholic tonic and alterative. A sk y o u r o w n doctor about y o u r taking this m e d ic in e fo r th in , im p u re b l o o d . F o l l o w his advice every lim e. H e kn ow s. W e publish our form ula» - 25c. FULL POUND Ask your doctor, “ Whac is the first great rule of h e a lth ? ” Nine doctors out of ten will uuicklv reply, “ Keep the bowels regular.” Then ask him another ques tion, “ What do you think of A yer’ s Pills for constipttion?” “ “ M uds b y th e J . C . A y e r C o., L o w e ll, M us». ■ V IC T O R T A L K IN G M A C H IN E S S IX T H A N D M O R R IS O N , O P P . P O S T O F E IC E , P O R T L A N D , O REG O N A Beautiful Book FREE This beautiful booklet, containing 75 splendid pho togravures of the w orld's most celebrated musicians, may be hed free upon request, providing the follow ing questions are answered. We will also send free ■ copy of “ O ld rovorite Songs.” Do you expect to buy a Piano ? ........................... W h en?. Name Address C a «u a Th o H y p o crite a C.enluo. D c ltl, Bad Dick was finding the new boF R ea lly to be a hypocrite must re quire a horrible strength of character. next door unaccountably peaceable. “ You're mamma's pet, ain’t yuhT* he An ordinary man such as you or I gen erally fails at last becauso he has not said. "Yep. That’s me." answered the new enough energy to be a man. But the boy. hypocrite must have enough energy to "Don’t dust to go ’way from home be two men. It is said that a liar ’thout askin' her. do yuh?” should have a good memory. But a “ Nope.” hypocrite must have not only a good “ I f I was to tell yuh I could swaller memory o f the past, but a consistent a big red applo 'thout chawin’ It you‘4 and creative vision of the future; hts think I was lyin’, wouldn't yuh?” "O, I don’t know ” unreal self must be so far real to him. "W ell. I kin, ,durn ye! Take th at!" Tbe perfect hypocrite should be a trin (B iff!’— Chicago Tribune. ity of artistic talent. He must be a novelist like Dickens to create a false Ic h th y o lo g ic a l M ea n n ess, character. He must be an actor like “ I presume," sneered the cottage* Garrick to act It. And he must be a to the returning fisherman, "that all business man like Carnegie to profit the big fish got away.” by It. Such a genius would not be “ Yes." answered the angler, “ bnk easy to find In any country.— G. K. some of them had to resort to every Chesterton.___________________ technicality to do It.” — D etroit Fraa E ll ES CURED M T O 14 D A Y S Press _______________ ____ P A ZO O IN fM E N T is ffumrmntaw! to euro any case ef Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Pilau in S to U dara or money rorunded. 60c. Too Much fo r III« Faith . “ The late Bishop Hare,” said a Sioux Falla physician, ’’used, very re%, sonably, to impute ekeptlclsm to mis understanding. He once told me about a Philadelphia business man of skep tical tendencies who said to him: " ‘My dear Mr. Hare, I do not re fuse to believe In the etory of the ark. I can accept the ark’a enormous size, Its odd shape, and the vast number of animals it contained. But when I am asked, m y dear doctor, to believe that the Children of Israel carried this un w ieldy thing for 40 years In the w il derness— well, there. I ’m hound to say, m j faith breaks down.’ " L o o k in g Th# world's largest Incubator Is la Australia, where It Is used to hatoh 11,440 ducks’ eggs‘or 14,040 hens' * u a at a time. LT H E K E Y S T O N E j TO HEALTH IS HOSTETTER’S STOMACH BITTERS Ahead. “Doctor,” asked hts hypochondriacal patlant, "do you think that when people go to heaven they follow the same oc cupation they did on earth?” “Not all of them, madam,” said the family physician. “I shall probably have to learn a new trade unless you happen to be there.” But he added this lnaudlbly. You m iss a g r e a t d eal o f th e p leasu res o f life if your stom ach h as “ gone back on you” —b u t do n ’t rem ain in th a t condition, The Bit te rs will s e t th in g s rig h t and p re v e n t Indigestion, Cost iveness and H eadache. Northwest. Send Y o u r P ro d u c e T H E R E a S L Portland. O r a g a a W e are handlers o f Eggs, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or dressed, also Apples, Onions, Pota toes. Consignments, whether largo or small, are solicited. W e ran g iv e you good prices fo r good stuff. W r i t « Us. , COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKIN G POW DER Y EXTRACTS COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 F ron t S t , M H a ts Cleaned A blocked BO«* i with Nrw Trimminga $1—P * » k atnas $1 —T-adir* Straw Hata re- ImiHirlril. 5 c postage mail* v o w 1 »oft bar to ua. 3 1 5 -1 7 A l t k f Portland is the big market place of the P o rtlan d , O r « . J U S T R IG H T CLOSSET A DEVERS SEEDS J. 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