P s p s la t t o i fee M ile e f R a ltrn a «.
According to Canadian railw ay sta
tistics for the year 1907, the United
States has a population of 381 for
each m ile of railw ay, and Canada 289.
France has 1,5110 for each m ile o f rail
way, and the United Kingdom 1,821.
In India there are 10,119 people foi
each m ile o f railroad. In the United
States there are 13.61 square m iles of
territory for each m ile of railw ay; in
Canada 161.8 square m iles;
in the
United Kingdom 5.29 square miles, and
in France 8.46 square m iles for each
Occupants o f Day C oach, S m ok er
mile o f railway.
and Pullman Killed and Maimed
Never in the his
tory of this city has
any man paid the
farmer such price-*
as these. We never
charge commission.
Ship by ex press For
food, fat produce
we will pay as fol
lows—ship any day:
Dre»-.# I Block H ors ................................. 12' jc
Dressed Veal up to 130 lbs................... 124c
Dressed MatLon. small..............10c to 124c
Live Hens...................................... 17c
Dressed Hens....................................18c
.....................................Market Price
Address
IN IOWA WRECK
Bad BLOOD
"Before I began, using Caacarats I had
a bad complexion, pimples on m y face,
and m y food was not digested at it should
have been. N ow I am entirely w ell, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face. I can truthfully say that Cascarets
are just as advertised; I have taken only
two boxes of them. ”
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan. Iod.
Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
10c, 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The firen-
uine tablet stamp ’d C C C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money back.
is the w ord to remember
w h ea you need a rem edy
fr C O B ^ C O L D S
W ill purify your blood, clear
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tired feel-
ing, build you up. Be sure to
take it this spring.
Get It today In usual liquid fprm or
tablets called Sarsataba. 100 Dose* $1.
Sw ullow ed 11!» Model.
“ Object” draw ing has brought a new
anxiety into the schools. In certain
districts youngsters may be seen m ov
ing schoolward with hatchets, carvers,
hammers, chisels, etc., as m aterial for
their drawing lessons. The other day.
Just as one of these lessons was abeut
to begin, a small boy was found stand
ing tearfully at the headmaster’s desk.
“ I'v e swallowed m y object,” he ex
plained, with an alarm ing gulp.
“ W hat was It?” asked the master
anxiously.
“ A banana," replied the would-be
artist, w ith a final gulp.— London Fun.
Da at a Tbonaand F eet T h ick ,
China has ltd "bad lands,” all dust
and dreariness, and Its Irrigation
wheels, and its “ soul appalling" Gobi
desert, along whose southern boundary
Ilea the Great wall. In some of these
regions the famous
yellow dust of
China lies to a depth of 1.000 feet, and
when the wind blows the whole land
scape is obscured. Y et it Is upon this
dust that the fe rtility o f northern
China depends. The Chineses call It
“ gin ger powder."— Harper's.
W is e to III in.
W ife — You were late last night.
Hub— Beg your pardon, my dear. As
I came In the front door the clock
«tru ck 11.
W ife— But what tim e did you arrive
at the head o f the stairs?— Boston
Transcript.
R nre G irl.
“W ell, how do you like your kitchen
girl?”
The caller queried. “ F au gh !”
Said Mrs. Jones.
“She’s not to my
taste—
E ntirely too raw.”
WORLD WIDE ACCEPTANCE
by the
WELL- INFORMED,
BECAUSE ITS COMPONENT
PARTS ARE K NO W N TO BE
MOST WHOLESOME A N D
TRULY BENEFICIAL IN EF
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m
SyrupofFigs
m
o f SE N N A
T H E FIRST POSITION AMONG
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LED TO ITS GENERAL USAGE
WITH THE MOST UNIVERSAL
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M ANUFACTUREOS
a y th e
TO G ET IT S
BENEFICIAL EFFECTS,
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F ree
B r M a il
If you suffer from Epilepsy. Pits. Palling Sickness,
Bpaams. or have children that do so, . mjr
Dis
my New
J
will relieve them, and all yon are asked to
do is to send for a Free Trla I f 2 Bottle of Dr. May's
C p llo p tlo id o O u r «
It has enred thousand* where everything else
failed. Guaranteed by May Medical Laboratory
I ’nd r Pure Pood and Drugs Act, June 80th, 1 W
06
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C. Gee Wo
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This wondefu! man haa
made a life study of tha
properties of Roots,
Herbs and Barks, and
is rivinr the world the
benefit of hie service«
No Mercury, Poisons
or Drier* Used. No
Operatlooo or C«tU«g
Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Authma, Lane.
Stomach and Kidney trouble*, and all Private
Diseases of M n and Women.
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I f you cannot call, write for symptom
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1824 fire! St, cor. Morriooo, Pert lead. Or.
(
Or. Kill Says:
Sarsaparilla
TH E APPROVAL
of the most
EMINENT PHYSICIANS
audits
E L IX IR
Package
Free
Double Train on Rock Island
Road Goes In Ditch.
F R A N K L. SMITH MEAT CO.
“ Fighting the Beef Trust**
PORTLAND, OREGON
U ufortanm t« Mew Y o rk e r«.
In New Y ork we have become so
hardened to eating the strange prod
ucts o f the cold storage vaults that
the fresh foods o f our childhood
would probably seem unpalatable. T o
the diner accustomed to the
pale,
tasteless chicken o f our hotels and
restaurants, a real full-blooded broiler,
slain within the current year, would
taste "stron g" and
obnoxiously as
sertive. Sim ilarly, a-really fresh egg,
neither iced nor partially hatched,
m ight seem to our sophisticated pal
ates to possess too many of the at
tributes o f the ingenue.— N ew York
Evening Sun.
T h e Innocen t.
Bachelor Brother (v is itin g married
s is te r)— W ell, sis, how are you, and
how la the kid?
Sister— Baby’s troubled a good deal
w ith his teeth.
B. B.— His teeth. I ’ll Just telephone
to the dentist and have them out in
a Jiffy.— Boston Transcript.
m . r e p per D eal.
A certain literary and dlplomaUe
friend o f ours once took part In a
pepper duel at a foreign restaurant.
He was provoked to the contention by
the quantity o f stimulating condiment
that a stranger across tbe table In
dulged In. The stranger sprinkled an
unconscionable quantity o f red pepper
upon his food and proceeded to devour
it, to the wonder and adm iration of
onlookers.
Thereupon, with studied
nonchalance, the American swallowed
an Immense piece o f chill pepper. Then Every Man or Woman Suffering
the stranger added more red pepper,
From Consumption, Bronchitis,
then the Am erican another larger
Asthma, Crtarrh, Haoking
slice, covered with cayenne, and so on,
and Many Badly Mutilated.
Co_;h and Threat or Lung
till it seemed as If both would ex
plode, while the other diners looked
Trouble Should Write
on aghast, the American finally win
at O n ce.
Marshalltown, la., March 22.— For- ning out w ith a prodigious dose defy
ty-five persons w ere killed and 35 were ing all emulation.— Century.
injured, many o f them fatally, in a
“ Consumption la positively and absolutely
l o p p r . i . l o B . o f H lato ry.
wreck o f a Chicago, Rock Island &
Durable and preventable. All authorities agree
. Pacific train four and a h a lf miles
Amphlon had Just built the city of that ibis Is so. 1 say U can bo cur ed In the pri
north o f Green Mountain, Iowa, at Thebes by the magical twanging o f his
vacy of your own home,
harp.
and I am proving
8:16 a. m. today,
It day after day. I say
“ H ow do you expect to make poster
The train- which was a consolidation ity bellev* It?” asked the spectators.
U 1« no longor necessary
o f N o. 19, from Chicago, and N o. 21,
to travel awr.y from
" I leave all that,” he said, "to the
home and friends. I am
{ from St. Louis, bound fo r Minneapolis, city archivist.”
treating right today,
was being detoured over the tracks o f
When It was too late he realized that
canes of advanc
the Chicago G reat W estern road.
he had made a fatal mistake by iot
ed and desper
Running at about 30 m iles an hour having a phonograph and a motion pic
ate consumption,
which had been
ture
machine
on
the
ground.
in a cut north o f Green Mountain, it
given up by their
struck a spread rail, it is believed.
friends and ad
Don’ t fa il to w rite fo r beautiful
The p ilot locom otive
jumped the
vised to move to
booklet
containing
75
splendid
photo
another climate,
track and, w ith terrific force, was bur
O R . J . L A W R E N C E H IL L
gravures
o
f
the
w
orld’
s
most
celebra
perhapa
to die.
ied in the embankment o f s o ft clay.
Saapafcnt ,1 th. Oootoe l a « . , a But they have re
ted
musicians,
free.
See
Sherman,
tan day* * » ..
A second locomotive, coupled behind
mained at home
the first, rolled over and the sudden Clay & Co. ’s ad.
under my ‘Rational’ Treatment, with results that
would quicken tho heart of any man to see. ^
stop hurled all the rear cars forward.
M a tte r o f I*eraona.llty«
A coach, a smoker and a Pullman
E veryon e w h o I n » * , „ k Ulni|,. c .t n r r h o f ^
“Uncle George, we are studying syno
car w ere smashed to splinters, almost nyms In school, and I want to know tha Bronchial Tubes or t au u rh *n any form . Chronic
l 1'8’
Ul.ron.c HackingCouKh, Loan
all the occupants being killed or in difference between ’cute’ and ‘sneaky.’ “ o f r esh,
N ig h t 5vve..u, Hem orrhages, soreness
jured. The superstructure o f the P u ll
“ According to your mother. It Is tha or pain in the chest or under the shoulder blades,
or any other deadly symptom o f Consumption
man was lite r a lly shaved o ff and was difference between what you do and should send f o r a ir.ai package o f L>r. H illa N ew
jam m ed lik e a ramrod through the what Mrs. Jones' little boy does.” — Rational Rem edy and testimonials from hundreds
who have been cured.
this treatm ent quickly
Buck.
smoker and day coach.
checks fu rth er progress o: tl.o disease and pro-
duues new resisunK; power, appetite, flesh and
Many passengers w ere killed out
Great Home Eye Remedy
«rood health.
right. Heads w ere severed from bod
A n y bank or business firm in Jackson. M ichi
for all diseases o f the eye, quick relief
gan, w ill tt-;l you Dr. H ill is reliable, successful
ies and arms and legs w ere cut off.
from using P E T T I T ’ S E Y E S A L V E . and h prom inent citizen in excellen t standing.
The w reckage was crimson w ith A ll druggists or H ow ard Bros., B uf A ll throat and luntr suU’erers should fill out cou
pon below and mail at once fo r trial package
blood, some o f the bodies being crushed falo, N . Y .
which the doctor sends by mai., prepaid, to prove
beyond recognition in the mass o f
that even the w orst cases can 1* cured a t home at
Best IVe Could OIT«y.
little expense.
tw isted rails and splintered oars.
A
Disgusted
Customer—
I
bought
a
cur
fe w o f the passengers w ere (found still
liv in g w ith a rod or splinter im paling rant bun here yesterday, and found a
TRIAL TREATMENT PACKAGE COUPON
them in the wreck. D ecapitated bod fly In i t I want you to exchange the
D r. J. Lawrence hill
1662 h II lluilO ng
Jack»'»'*, Mich.
bun
for
another.
ies w ere picked up and it was almost
Plea.*« -«.‘nil me you r Inrtre trial package in
Confectioner— Can’ t do that, sir; but
im possible to assort correctly the dis
plain rea'ed w rapper, tl.at I may try it and
If you will bring me back the fly I’ll
arc for my** 1 f it it w ill do what you claim it
membered parts.
lcn clu ee20c to help p .y fo r packing.
give you a currant for it.— W eekly T e l
The wreck occurred atTa point; diffi egraph.
cult o f access. Such bodies as could
T h « T w o O bstructions.
be pulled out w ere stretched out in an
“ Take off your h a t!’*
adjoining pasture.
F irs t attention was g ive n to the Rude men behind her cried.
wounded. T h e ir cries com ing from And she (ju st think of it) complied;
beneath the cars w ere pitiable. F o rt Bnt they were still unsatisfied,
And yelled with their mouths opened
l l n » A u ) l ) 0 ( ! y F o u n d I I I in f
unately, the wreckage did not take fire.
wide,
“ You wish to advertise for a lost dog,
The rescue party, reinforced later on
“ Take off your rat!**
madam?”
by w reck in g trains carryin g nurses •—Chicago News.
“ Yes, sir.”
and surgeons sent from the nearest
“ W hat’s the description?“
availab le points, worked all day and Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow*« Soothing
“ W ell, he’s just an ordinary dog, you
Syrup the bust remedy to use for their children
until long a fte r dark.
know, kind of brown color.”
luring the teething period.
The injured w ere rushed to a hospital,
“ That Isn’t definite enough.** •
several o f them dyin g on the way.
“ And his name is Prince.”
D is tin c tly Bad Form .
“ That won’t help to find him.**
"B ryonia,” Impetuously began tha
“ I should think it would. He*« the
D O U B L E W R E C K O N O . R. & . N. young man, " I have coma to »a y some
thing to you this evening, and I am g o only dog I know of with that name. *
“ But, madam, hasn’t he some distin
ing to say ltt You shall not put m » off
T w o Dead; T w o Engines and Five any longer. It Is no Joka to trlfla with guishing peculiarity or mark about
B ox C ars Demolished.
tha feelin g! o f an earnest man who him?”
“ Y -ye«, sir;
he like« llmburger
knows what he wants. E very tim e I
Pendleton, March 22.— T w o men are try to be serloue you change the sub cheese.**— Chicago Tribune.
dead, tw o engines demolished, and five je c t It Isn’t fair to me, Bryonia, and
J ndffm en tl
loaded box-cars, w ith th eir contents, I am not going to stand It any more.
are piled in confused mass, as a result You'll have to listen to me this time. Sometimes, In selling mutton, too.
A s “ Regular Reader” sadly notes.
o f a double w e e k , the first in the his I am determined----- ”
"Orlando," she Interrupted, smother The butcher falls— If the tale Is true—
tory o f the O. R . & N ., which occurred
T o separate the sheep from the goats.
e igh t m iles east o f Pendleton at 7:45 ing a yawn, “ you are doing too much
o ’ clock yesterday morning. The dead thundering In your index.” — Chicago
are Edward Hopple, L a Grande, Or., Tribune. ___________________
T R I A L S o f th a N B E D E M S
and E ngineer S. L . Riak, L a Grande,
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Or.
take LAXATIVE II ROMO quinine Tablete.
f%
refund money I f It fa il« to cure. E. W .
Engine N o. 215, in charge o f Engin Druggists
D R O V E ’S signature is on each box.
26c.
.1®
eer R isk and Firem an H opple, was
T a m p o n Mat an tar.
running “ lig h t” — w ithout a train—
from Meacham to U m atilla, a fte r hav
A certain young man, w ishing to b «
ing helped extra fre ig h t N o. 385 up very th rifty, quit eating meat. “ Frank
the mountain from L a Grande.
In lin abstained from meat," quoth ha,
rounding a nine-degree curve at a point “ and so w ill I.”
where the track skirts the U m atilla
But he didn’t stop to consider how
riv e r on one side and runs under a high prices have gone up since Franklin's
bluff on the other, the engine le ft the day, and especially within the last few
track and plunged into the bluff.
years. The result was that when he
A s both the engine and the tender hadn’t eaten meat for about six
w ere clear o f the rails, the block s ig months he was so much money to tho
nal registered a “ clear track” to the
good that he lost hi* head and became
oncom ing fre ig h t, 20 minutes behind
one o f the glided youth.
the engine. The crew o f the latter did
T h e outworn Ideals o f yeiterd ay
not know o f th eir danger until they
should be taken up very guardedly, U
dashed around the sharp curve and
at all.— Puck.
w ere alm ost upon the wreck.
45 DEAD, 38 HURT
SMITH PAYS 12jc FOR PORK
C u re d R ig h t a t H o m e
by ELECTROPODFS. New Electric Treatment.
Galvanic Iscoles—copper and zinc—worn Inside
»hoes. Invigorate entire body. Nerves become “live
wires.” Positive cure lor Rheumatism, Neura'g-'s.
Backache, Kidney and Liver complaints. Price
only fl-00. Your money returned if not satisfactory.
Guarantee tlyned with each sale. Electropodes are
mailable. If not at your Druegtfst*s, send us $1.00.
State whether for man or woman.
WESTERN ELECTROPODE CO.
1U Loo l u d « St.,
Loa Aageleo, C l.
W ea lth .
“ I understand your father la enor-
Man D rops Far, Bounces.
Los An geles, Cal., March 22.— W hile mously wealthy,” the young man said,
6,000 people w ere watching Gene S a v casually.
The proud beauty drew herself up to
age make a descent at L on g Beach yes
terday afternoon, his balloon collapsed her full height (abovs her natural
when 300 fe e t from the ground and he h eigh t) aa she replied: "Oh, w ell, ws
plunged to the earth, h it on his feet, get a piece of ice that lasts until ths
bounded up lik e a rubber ball and then Ice man comes again.” — Buffalo Ex-
____________________
fe ll backward on the curbing o f Pacific ores*.
avenue. H e was unconsicous fo r a fe w
H « r n l « i l H op.
minutes, but under medical attention He la not old, he la not young.
quickly recovered. Exam ination showed The Chinese laundryman Hop Lung,
that no bones w ere broken and he had no The yellowed cheek, the slanting eye.
internal injuries.
H e is sore and Tha humble nose, the cheek bone high.
bruised and w ill have to keep to his bed The cheerful face, the willing hand
That serves the proudest In the land.
fo r a fe w days.
His back yard you may scan with c a r*
N o dirty linen airing there!
C ru isers Resdy to Sail.
— Chicago Tribune.
San Francisco, March 22.— When the
cruiser N orth Dakota joins the cruiser
SI.2S per Word Innert« damnified adn In SS tand
Tennessee o ff the Farallon islands to is papen, in U. S. Send for Hat. The Ifeke Ad-
rertialna Agency. 427 S. Main ntrnet. Los An
morrow afternoon the 8,500-mile v oy gelen. or 12 Geary St., San Francieco, Cal.
age o f the tw o warships to Buenos
A yres through the Straits o f M agellan PIPE R E PA IR IN G
»Sttt MIU
w ill begin. The vessels go to join the DfnanAncrisàetrami
a l MUBaUUM. Arteol Mata i
armored cruisers Montana and North
8 IG S IC H Z L Oc CO.
rata
Carolina, and w ith them w ill represent K TWI Seal
the United States in the naval demon-
| stration at the Pan-Am erican exposi
tion to be held at Buenos Ayres.
You can’t sow thistles *nd
reap I izj . IfyourUnt
P ro lo n g S trike It V oted.
Philadelphia, March 22.— Repudiat
ing the o ffe r o f settlem ent from the
Philadelphia Rapid T ransit company
through the assistance o f United States
Senator Penrose, the executive com
m ittee o f the s trik in g carmen, late to
night voted to continue the strike
Out of tows people against the company until all th eir de-1
can have their piste mands w ere granted.
W . D. Mahon,
And b ri’lsework fin«
iah-d in ope daj the national president o f the carmen’s
i f n»»ee«aerr.
Ws will ?ive yos • rood union, who has assisted in draw ing up
22k cold or *srte'?ii the proposed settlement, advocated its
crow, for
J 3 . 5 C acceptance, but was outvoted by the
Molar Crown 5.00 local carmen.
ocu rMn$
Co,moi r a w s
Silver FiT,on
Inlay fillln n
3.50
1.00
1.00
.50
2.50
Jap Sealers on Ground.
V ictoria , B. C., March 22.— Japan
_ . . ese sealers w ill come to B ehring sea
puim
6.00 in la rge r numbers than e v er this sea
bat Rrt -ok- _ - son, according to inform ation received
tar
Piatt*
7
.5 0
St. •■ ». SSII. Caoaa n ia n u
The V ic to ria schooner
Pa'olooo CitrMon .5 0 from Japan.
t ^
Peschawa,
which is reported from
M onterey w ith 209 skins, spoke a Jap
anese schooner o ff C aliforn ia on Janu
_____ L "¡Miara el- •rie « mìdìl -
ary 17. H e r captain said that a large
number o f the Japanese schooners ■Brill
d - ,,
INCORPORAT«*»
» ¿ j E Ï P O R T L A N D , O R E G O N cross the Pacific this season, several
s i s » having crossed already.
M M O O li S S .S U II.
Boo'l »'ibUr
W ise Dental Co.
B la
C o a tta «».
Econom ise T im e«
“ W hy do you stop here?”
“ I know an artist on the fifth floor
o f these apartments. I f we walk up
we can get a drink.”
“ Oh, whistle for him to pour It
down the tube.” — Lou isville Courier-
Journal. ___________________
Canine W isdom .
L ittle Fido— Uncle Towaer, what’s the
reason we don't get any more meat to
aat?
Big Towaer— Youngster, there’* a
beef boycott on. and we’re the Innocent
byatandera.
L u c ie
jt-r r y .
“ There’s two things about this blam
ed grapefruit that I can’t understand.”
said Uncle Jerry Peebles. “ One Is that
It’s called 'grape* fruit and the other is
that it’s called grape ‘fruit.* ’*
S T E IN W A Y
ANDOTHER
P IA N O S
jLunyou’A i ’uv raw Fins coax too mvct
Into activity by gentle methods. They d&
not scour, gripe or weaken. They are 8
tonic to the stomach. Liver end nerves;
Invigorate Instead of weaken. They en
rich the blood and enable the stomach to
get all the nourishment from food that 1«
put Into It. These pills contain no calo
mel; they are soothing, healing and stim
ulating. For sale by all druggists In 10c
•nd 25e sixes, i f vou need medical ad-
sVe, write Manyoir« Doctors. They will
adrlse to the best of their ability abso
lutely free of Charge. m c n y o n 'R. *84
*ad Jefferson Bis., Phllndclphln, Fn.
Send lOe for trial package.
A lc o h o l
not needed
A y e r ’s Sarsap arilla Is not ■
strong drink. A s n o w m ade,
there is not a d ro p o f alcohol
in it. It is a non-alcoholic tonic
and alterative. A sk y o u r o w n
doctor about y o u r taking this
m e d ic in e fo r th in , im p u re
b l o o d . F o l l o w his advice
every lim e. H e kn ow s.
W e publish our form ula»
-
25c. FULL POUND
Ask your doctor, “ Whac is the first great
rule of h e a lth ? ” Nine doctors out of
ten will uuicklv reply, “ Keep the bowels
regular.” Then ask him another ques
tion, “ What do you think of A yer’ s
Pills for constipttion?”
“ “ M uds b y th e J . C . A y e r C o., L o w e ll, M us».
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Bad Dick was finding the new boF
R ea lly to be a hypocrite must re
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“ You're mamma's pet, ain’t yuhT* he
An ordinary man such as you or I gen
erally fails at last becauso he has not said.
"Yep. That’s me." answered the new
enough energy to be a man. But the
boy.
hypocrite must have enough energy to
"Don’t dust to go ’way from home
be two men. It is said that a liar ’thout askin' her. do yuh?”
should have a good memory. But a
“ Nope.”
hypocrite must have not only a good
“ I f I was to tell yuh I could swaller
memory o f the past, but a consistent a big red applo 'thout chawin’ It you‘4
and creative vision of the future; hts think I was lyin’, wouldn't yuh?”
"O, I don’t know ”
unreal self must be so far real to him.
"W ell. I kin, ,durn ye! Take th at!"
Tbe perfect hypocrite should be a trin
(B iff!’— Chicago Tribune.
ity of artistic talent. He must be a
novelist like Dickens to create a false
Ic h th y o lo g ic a l M ea n n ess,
character. He must be an actor like
“ I presume," sneered the cottage*
Garrick to act It. And he must be a
to the returning fisherman, "that all
business man like Carnegie to profit
the big fish got away.”
by It. Such a genius would not be
“ Yes." answered the angler, “ bnk
easy to find In any country.— G. K.
some of them had to resort to every
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“ The late Bishop Hare,” said
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sonably, to impute ekeptlclsm to mis
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