Mosier bulletin., March 11, 1910, Image 3

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“ I'll Pay More for Pork”
C a r ly le
lle t o r t .
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An empty headed duke once said it
Thomas Carlyle at a dinner:
"T h e British people, sir, can effort
to laugh at theories,”
Carlyle, scowling, replied:
"T h e French nobility of a hundred
years ago thought that they could af
ford to laugh at theorists too. But a
man came and wrote a book called
‘The Social Contract.’ This man wa*
Jean Jacques Rousseau, and his book
was a theory and nothing but a theory
The nobles could laugh at his theory
but th eir skins went to bind the sec
ond edition of the book.”
SAYS SMITH
Smith w ants any quantity o f Produce you
have a mind to »end him. Th e more the bet­
ter. H e never charges commission. Ship by
express. W e w ill pay as fo llow * fo r aood. fat
stu ff:
Dressed Veal, up to 130 lbs..................... 12H e
Dressed P o r k ............................................ 11 Vac
l.iv e Chickens.................................. 16c
Dressed t hickens...................................... 17'i*c
.............................. M arket Price
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now easy it is to “ remember th<
Maine,”
W hen 'tis only to mourn or to pralst
her!
How hard to recall her when some one
would fain
See a few d *P t « voted to rals- her!
A llitn lii*
H im *e lf.
“ Brother Hardesty, you’ve heard of
what they call the higher criticism,
haven’t you?”
“ Yes, I know all about that."
“ Well, do you take any stock In It?”
“ Not a bit, Brother Irons; I’m ortho­
dox. I'm no Insurgent."— Chicago T rib ­
une.
S e if- t 'o s M e M s io n .«
Mr. Kajones, who had happened to
at,p Into the parlor while looking for
To
No Appetite
» book, was Just In time to see some­
body slip ha-tlly off somebody .lse’s
“ I took Hood’s Sarsaparilla when I was
a very sick woman, had no aj»pe ito what
ever, and could uut sleep more than three
hours a night. I was pt rsuaded by a riend
to try it, took two In.tiles o f it, and it
greatly benefited no , g vu me m go * appe­
tite and sound >le* p.”
Mrs John Edens,
£220 W 3rd St., I) i veil port, Iowa.
Hood’s Sarsapari la restores the npp tite
and makes sleep nouik I and refreshing by
I uilding up the who.e system. It purities
the blood, strengthens the nerves, aids and
perfects digestion. Take it this spring.
knee.
"Ah. Bessie,” he observed, pleasant­
ly, “ this Is a merger, is It? Or Is It a
limited partnership?"
"Neither, papa," said Bessie, recov­
ering herself instantly; "George Is my
holding company— that's all."— Chicago
Tribune.
C’lifld lio od 's t iifu llln ir .toy.
As long as there are children in the
world the golden and objectless occu­
pation of make believe w ill go on; the
puisr.it of delight itself, untrammeled
)y rules or purpose.— Eton College
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long eyelashes of m ine?" responded the
little girl. “ N it !"
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B ears the
S ignature o f l
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The witness had sworn to tell the
Q it fe r
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truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
Comanche Pete— Yeh, pard, I knowed
the truth.
“ That is,” he stipulated, “ If that hook 1m. He died with his boots on.
Foreign Tourist— Deah me!
H ow
nosed law yer over there w ill let me do
very singular! Is that one of your— aw
i t
. "
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Ills
10 s o u s e .
T h e P r a c tic a l V ie w .
f3unday School Teacher— Tommy, 1
saw you running the l&wnmower this
"D o you believe In table tipping?"
morning. Do you think it was right tuerled the woman advocate of sp irit­
for you to do that?
ualism.
Tom m y Tucker— Y es’m. It kept th«
"N o t me.” replied the matter of fact
rrass from errowin’ on Sundav.
man. " I have found w aiter tipping
more satisfactory when I ’m hungry.”—
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“ Orlando Spoonamore. I hate y ou !”
“ W ell, then," he sighed, forlornly, "I
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platonic friendship."— Chicago Tribune.
D n d e r h u n t le d T r i c k .
"Mamma, I don’t never want to eat
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“ W h y not, dear?”
"T h e under side of my chair seat Is
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“ Your husband doesn’ t seem to take
L very active part In politics,” observed
the caller.
“ No,” said Mrs. Lapsling. “ He doesn't
believe In going to extremes In any*
thing; he’s a conservatory.”
M arch
Lyndoaville, Vt.
of
Science.
“Just what I ’ve been exp ecting!“
W alled mamma. “ It ’s the croup!”
"No, mWam; he’s been neglecting
T o Fletchertze his soup.”
—Chicago Tribune.
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But Refused to Last to
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ator from New York and for years a
national figure in Republican politics,
died at 3:45 this afternoon in the
apartment o f Mr. and Mrs. Gustave
Abele, on West Eleventh street, from
whom he had rented three rooms for
the last four years. Mrs. Abele had
been his nurse.
Dr. Paul Auterbridge, his physician,
said tonight that the cause o f death
was chronic and acute B right’s disease.
The body was removed tonight to the
home o f Frank H. Platt, a son, and
will be taken to Oswego, New York,
the senator’s birthplace, where it will
be buried.
Funeral services will be
held Wednesday at the Presbyterian
church in Oswego.
The end was startlingly sudden. An
hour before the senaotr died his two
sons, Frank and Edward, with their
families, and his son, Harry, with the
latter’s daughter Charlotte and son
Sherman, had le ft the house after
their usual daily .visit.
The senator
said at that time he fe lt very well and
thought he would read the papers.
A t 2 o’clock he was taken with a
fainting spell and Dr. Auterbridge was
called hurriedly. The fam ily was not­
ified and returned in haste. Mr. Platt
recovered from his first lapse, but sank
into unconsciousness again at 3 :30 and
died at 3:45 o ’clock.
The relatives
were all at the bedside.
PR E D IC TS JAPANESE WAR.
Banker SchifF Who Loaned Japan
Money Says She is Enemy.
I f you suffer from Epilepsy, Fits, F a llin g Sickness
Spasms, or have children that do so, m y N* w Din
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Pinchot Given Gold Medal.
New York, March 8.— A gold medal
in recognition o f his services in con­
serving the woodlands o f the country
was presented to Gifford Pinchot, ex­
chief forester of the United States, at
the dinner o f the Campfire club of
America. “ Even if I am no longer con­
nected with the government,” said Mr.
Pinchot, in expressing his appreciation
for the medal, “ I shall take the same
position with regard to conservation
as I have done heretofore. I shall do
my best to aid in preserving the for­
ests and the game o f this country.”
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Do not delay, but consult him
in time when you are sick.
Ask his o p i n i o n of Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral for coughs
and colds. Then use it or
not, just as he says.
We publish our formulas
f
W e bezieh alcohol
from our medicines
W e urge you to
oonsult you r
doctor
Always keep a box of Aver’ s Pills in the
house. Just one pill at bedtime, now and
then, will ward off many an attack of
biliousness, indigestion, sick headache.
How many years has your doctor known
these pills? Ask him all about them.
It ,
V isitor— Come here, my dear; t
pretty little girl are you?
Housemaid— ’Sh, Mrs. Jlmea! The
courts ’aven’t decided y e t
Nona
------M a d e b y th e J. C. Ay«*r O«».. Iio w e ll, M a n —
K in d .
W i l l i u u t o b a y Cjaoo<l-By«
“ In.tead of boycotting beef why don't
you accustom yourself to eating tile
“ I pay as 1 go,” declared the loud­
cheaper cuts?”
mouthed person.
"T here are no cheaper cuts. There
C o u ld n 't S ta n d S atire.
“ No doubt you do," answered tha
A burglar while attempting to rob a are only the expensive, the more expen­ quiet man, "but I'd rather see the
bloated bondholder of M aryville
by sive, and the unattainable.”
style of your departure than the color
mlatake got into the humble residence
of your money.”
W i l l Get It.
o f an editor next door. A fte r unsuc­
“ You should Insist,” said the doctor,
U tility .
cessfully fumbling about for suitable “ on your boy’e accustoming himself to
"O f what use,” asked the visitor e l
assets for some time he was disgusted cold baths.”
to observe the tenant of the house sit­
” 1 don’t have to Insist,” answered the bench show, "is a dachshund?"
“A dachshund, sir,” answered tha
tin g up In bed and laughing at him. the worried father. “ H e’ll be out skat­
man who owned the animal, "Is made
"A re n ’ t you old Sklndersen, the capi­ ing before the Ice Is an eighth o f an
to show how long a dawg can be
Inch thick.” — Washington Star.
talist?” inquired the housebreaker.
stretched without pullin’ him In two.“
“ N ary time.” chuckled the jou rn alist
E lsto n
Avenue?
T ic Is E ssen tial.
"I'm the editor o f the Screaming Ea­
Stranger— Is this a pay-as-you-en-
gle.”
"Dad, what sort of a bureau la •
ter car?”
“ Jerusalem !” said the burglar, look­
N ative— That doesn't classify it ac­ matrimonial bureau?"
■'O. any bureau that has five drawers
ing at his stemwinder. "And here I ’ve curately. It’s a swear-as-you-enter
full of women's fixings and one man's
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been wasting four precious hours on car.
tie In I t ” — Houston Post.
this branch almshouse.
I say, old
Thought lie
Had.
quill driver, you never poke fun at
D efin itio n o f In g r a t it u d e .
Speaking of the boycott of beef have
vour subscribers, do you?”
"Ingratitude," said Uncle Eben, “ 1*
you ever tried horse m eat?"
"N o t the cash ones.”
"O, yes, I presume so, and goat meat, a word raos' frequently used by folks
“ E xactly,” said the burglar, taking too. I dare say. I'v e eaten In all sorts dat has had mo’ dan delr share o f fa ­
vors an' had delr expectations onrea-
out his wallet.
‘‘ H ere’s nix months of restaurants.”
sonahly
stimulated.” — Washington
subscription to call this thing square.
Post.
John n y** M latak e.
I f there's one thing on earth I can't
Against hi* little playmate’s breast.
stand. It's satire.” — London Tit-Bits.
By her *‘I dare you” goaded,
He pressed
the pistol— ah, you’ve
T h e l*ro (esso r.
guessed?
The Doctor— tine of my patients has
For homestead relinquishment», and can »©11 your
You’re wrong! I T W A S N ’T L O A D ­ farms
and ranches quickly. I^et us handle your
been so worried by fear o f burglars
ED!
business and w e w ill guarantee your satisfaction.
that she Is In danger of losing her rea­
Give fu ll particulars in first letter.
son.
D A V iS & B U IT K A M P
The Professor— Just a woman’s rea­
5 10 D c k u m B ld g .
P o r tla n d , O ra
son!
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W E PAY C A SH
Baby Smiles—
When He Takes
P a s a d e n a , C a l i f o r n i a ____________________ _
Seattle
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trouble.
“ The most difficult problem the na­
E a sily A n sw ered .
tion has to deal with,” continued Mr.
T h e teacher had written i difficult
Schiff, “ is the problem o f the Far problem on the blackboard.
East. I am sorry to have to say it,
"N ow , children,” she said, "w h at Is
but we are in danger o f war over this the first thing to do with this?”
same question. As a friend o f Japan,
"E rase i t ! ” shouted the bad little
one who helped to finance her late war, boy on the front scat.
I regret this conclusion, but it is in
evitable.”
“ The Pacific,” said Judge Mayer
Sulzberger, o f Philadelphia, who pro­
ceeded Mr. Schiff, and whose remarks
occasioned his declaration, “ is now the
commercial center o f tho world. On
its eastern shores dwell the oldest civ­
ilizations. Heretofore we white men
have said ‘ we are Caucasians and they
are yellow men, ’ and we have expected
them to bow to us accordingly.
This
they are not going to do. A conflict is V t t . U t t »M Y U tt YOU
inevitable.
So pleasant that he Ekes it- 7 »nd contain* no opi- M
ate«. There it nothing like it for Bronchiti*, I
“ An empire were 400,000,000 people
Aathma and all troubles of the throat and lunga. ■
manage to exist is governed by no
A Standard Remedy fot half a century.
f
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JM.
mean statesmanship.
Can they teach
us or can we teach them?
This ques­
tion will precipitate the trouble.
“ The imminent question is Japan.
She wants everything hut she is not to
be allowed to get everything.
The
controversy over this question o f dom
inance is coming before the people of
this country, and coming soon.”
wisely directed, w ill cause her to
Herrick Demands Probe.
give to her little ones only the most
Cleveland O., March 8.— Denying
E p l l o p t i c i d o
C u r e
wholesome and beneficial remedies charges made recently in congress by
I t has enred thougands w here ere erythfng
i
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san itary
An old m ilitary dictionary tails ns
that rats were sometimes used In wat
for the purpose of firing powder magu
sines by means o f lighted matches tied
to their tails. W e cannot offhand re
call any historical instance o f this, but
presumably It did occur, seeing tha» I
Marshal Vauban laid down special J
rules for counteracting I t
Anyhow
the dodge is as old as Samson, w h o,!
you may recall, used foxes I d a similar
way for a somewhat sim ilar purpose J
As to the royal rat catcher, we may
add that he had a special official livery
According to Pennant’s ’’British Zoolo­
g y," It consisted of a scarlet costume
embroidered with yellow worsted. In I
which were figures of mice destroying
wheat sheaves. Ry the way, rats were
not the only animals honored with a
special catcher. Llecester, for Instance,
Used to pay a yearly salary of £1 11s
6d to its municipal mole catcher.—
London Standard.
“ George,"
said
Mrs.
Ferguson
New York, March 7.— “ As one who
Mother« will find Mrs. WlnsloV« Soothing
"there’s an item in this paper that tells
the b.st remedy to use for their children helped to finance the late war o f Japan
you how to know a mad dog when you Syrup
luring the teething period.
against Russia,” said Jacob H. Schiff
see one."
this afternoon, “ I say it has developed
“ Shucks!" exclaimed Mr. Ferguson
In I l l s M in d .
during; the last few weeks that Japan
“ I ’ve no desire to know any mad dogs.*’
"Old chap, where are you going foi
has joined hands with that enemy of
H o u g h on Pop.
your vacation?"
H a ls Cleaned A blocked 50c,
all mankind, Russia.’ ’
“ My father has been a sufferer from sick
“ Mamma, I don’t understand some
"AH
over
the
country.
Tn
fact,
I’m
with New Trimmings $1—Pan ­
Mr. Schiff was speaking at a lunch­ i f these words. W hat's the difference headache for the last twenty-five years and
amas $1—Ladies Straw Hats rc-
taking It now— reading summer resort
never
found any relief until he began
;modcled. 5c postage mails your •iterature.”
eon given by the Republican club.
between a dialogue and a monologue?”
soft hat to us. 315-17 A ld e r
"N o difference at all, Johnny, If your taking your Cascarets. Since he has
“ Russia and Japan,” he continued,
S t. Portlan d , O regon .
S ta n d a r d iz in g
H is
G r a titu d e .
“ have evidently one purpose at pres­ father Is taking any part In the con­ begun taking Cascarets he has never hnd
the headache. They have entirely cured
W areham Long—W h at’d you say ef ent— to keep the great Chinese empire versation.”
him. Cascarets do what you recommend
Rockefeller wuz to g ive ye a million stifled.
them to do. I will give you the privilege
Portland is the big market place of
dollars?
C osts A c c o r d i n g l y .
“ I f we are not careful, if we do not
of using his name. ” — K. M. Dickson, 1
Tuffold Knutt— Tanks! — Chicago
“It
’s
Just
despondency
that
alls
your
Northwest.
1120 Kesiner St., W. Indianapolis, Ind.
show the right statesmanship, and if
Tribune.
we have not back o f it the great moral Ausband, isn't It, Mrs. Highm ore?”
S end Y o u r P ro d u ce T H E R E
IMcanant, Palatable, Potent. Taate Good.
"
I
suppose
so,
but
a
specialist
Is
Do Good. N e v e r Sicken, W eaken or Gripe.
I O CURE A COLD IN ONE D A Y
force o f the American people to defeat
We are handlers of Eggs, Butter,
10c, 26c, 60c. N ever «old in bulk. Th e gen ­
treating
him
for
melancholia,
and
you
rake L A X A T I V E B RO M O Quinine Tablets.
that purpose, we shall be drawn into
Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or
uine tablet »tam ped C C C. Guaranteed to
know that’s quite expensive.”
Druggists refund money i f it fails to cure. E. W.
cure o r your money back.
ainiess Dentistry
IH *
Noted Politician Succumbs to At­
tack of Briyhts* Disease.
His Law yer— They charge you with
Up Business Affairs.
burglary. N ow you will have to tell
me, as your counsel, whether they have
any direct evidence connecting you
with the crime.
New York, March 8.— Thomas Col­
Client— W ell, I believe they— er—
lier
Platt, formerly United States Sen­
caught me in the act.
O th e r.,
FudJy— Yes, th ai’s Curtwright over
there.
He's won several aviation
prizes, and consequently holds his head
pretty high,
Duddy— Considers him self one of the
aerostocracv. e h !— Boston Transcrint.
Nervous W reck (trem bling and shak­
ing) — Have you any----- ”
D ruggist— Already? Yes. Adelbert,
hand down a bottle of bromide of po­
tassium.
T e r feel l y
“Little girl,” said the oculist, "your
Selection.
The cat had eaten the canary.
“ One of us had to go.” she suid, “and
Dealer— This hat Is what we call the bird can be spared better than I
our "London smoke."
can.”
Customer— Something a little dark­
Even In the evolution of music, as
er, If you please. 1 have to wear It In we sec, the tendency is inexorably to­
'tnrlcago.— Chicago Tribune.
ward the survival of the-----
T a le
lie
SENATOR PLATT DIES
Don’t Wear
A Truss
Cured R ight at Home
by SLECTROFOD**. Nee Electric Trulml
Gaha&ic InsaftH coppc* aad ciac—wnrs I maid*
«Hoc«. lavigoratc ent.re b*v1y. Nerve« tw o mo “ Hw«
J » « - " Fotlriw« cur« lor kheumabim. Neuralgia,
Backache. Kidney and L ‘ m coup!*!■?«.
Price
only ft.OS. Your money re*um«d if aot «atiaCaetory.
Goaramo* H«we 1 wix% each «ale. Flertrngad«« we
— - *-■
W E S T n t N F L E C T R O P O D e CO.
M U tU ir iw II.
L m
CkL
S T E IN W A Y
A N D OTHER
P IA N O S
Sherman
P N
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N o. 1 1 -n o
W H m K N e n w tio r i n t i n t h g is t o p a a d p v e e r. r t is e r * p i «
a y &
VI CT OR
T A L K IN G
MACHINES
S IX T H A N D M O R R IS O N . O P P O S IT E P O S T O F F IC E . P O R T L A N D . O RE.
We Sell Pianos and Player-Pianos
of Unquestioned Reputation
In addition to our regu lar line o f
beautiful new Piano», w e have many
very desirable used Pianos which w e
are o fferin g fo r a m ere frnction o f
their o rigin al cost. Though you may
not have contem plated an imm ediate
purchase, it w ill pay you to take ad­
van tage of this opportunity to Becure
a fine Plano much below the cost o f a
new one. O ur Rental Purchase plan
makes piano buying easy.
fill Out and Mail Today.
Please mail me catalogue, bargain list and Rental
Purt-huso plan.
N a m e ...............................................................................
A d d r e s s .................................................................. .........
N am e o f friend who expects to buy a piano:
A d d r e s s .............................................................
Please send fre e copy o f Musical Celebritiea.
How Would You Appreciate $1518 in
One Year on an Investment of $325?
If it is p o ssib le to fram e up an ab so lu tely safe, sa n e and co n se rv a tiv e
In vestm en t, and at th e sa m e t im : give the in vesto r big retu rn s on h is
m oney, w e have found it— read the fo llow ing and ju d g e for y o u r s e lf
N o chance to lose, and you cannot 6036 acres at $50 ) per r acre $301,800
SUBSCRIPTIONS TO PURCHASING
and 46-
help making a big profit. H e re is Subdivided into 20 at
SYNDICATE.
acre tracts at $100 per
our story:
a c re ................................ $603,600 W ill be received fo r syndicate units
L ast week a client o f ours rood
on basis o f $3,018, payable as fol­
our advertisem ent fo r lands fo r col­ Gross profit o f................ $301,800 lows:
With subscription... .......$ 325
onization purposes. He thought ha Cost in commissions, etc.,
June 10, 19Ì0........ .......
293
to m arket this land, not
had what we wanted and cam e to
Sept. 10, 1910........ .......
200
leas th an ....................... $150,000
see us. He brought with him a de­
March 16, 1911........ .
300
March 16, 1912........ ......
scription o f 6036 acres.
I t reads as M aking net profit o f ....... $151,800
300
March 16, 1913........ ......
This land can be purchased on the
follow s:
March 16, 1914........ ....... 300
Situated in a level valley, 40 miles fo l l o w i n g t e r m s :
.......
300
March 16, 1915........
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 0 ... . . . . .$ 3 2 ,5 0 0
wide and 90 miles long, com pletely
300
March 16. 1916........ ......
2 9 ,1 0 0
June
10, 1 9 1 0 .... . . . .
300
March 16, 1917........ .......
fenced, 640 acres under plow, 3500 in
2 0 ,0 0 0
S e p t.
10, 1 9 1 0 .... . . . .
100
March 16, 1918........ ......
hay and 1896 acres virgin soil, com ­
3 0 ,0 0 0
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 1 ... . ____
3 0 ,0 0 0
M a r c h 16. 1 9 1 2 .... ____
p letely equipped fo r irrigation, all
Total...................... ....$3,018
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 3 ....
main ditches completed and lateral
30.0C 0
We have r.o hevitamy in saying that
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 » . . . . . . . .
ditches sufficient to irrigate ev ery
3 0 .0 0 0
unit holders will rot be called upon to
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 5 ... .
acre except the virgin land, and
make any additional payments after th«
3 0 ,0 0 0
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 6 . . .
3 0 ,0 0 0
first one.
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 7 .... . . . .
w a ter can be put on every 40 o f the
1 0 ,0 0 0
M a r c h 16, 1 9 1 8 ... . . . . .
virgin land fo r a cost not exceeding
Our inquiries from the East a fte r
this class o f land are such that we
*25 each 40. The ow ner has a per­
T o t a l ..................... . . . . $ 3 0 1 , 8 0 0
believe we can sell every acre o f it
petual ar.d exclusive w ater righ t;
during the year 1910; and, inasmuch
IT IS NOW PROPOSED
sufficient supply o f w ater to irrigate
as the proceeds from the sale o f land
the entire 6036 acres, and a surplus T o organize a Purchasing Syndicate „ ¡ h be applied on deferred paymenta
sufficient to supply another tra c t w ith capital stock o f $301,800. This due present owners, there is venr
____ „ ____ ca|^>ital stock to be represented by little probability that the unit
____ hold-
probability
equally as large.
units o f the par value o f $3,018; ers w ill ev er be called on fo r anything
Th e property is ready fo r subdi- that the Union Bank & Trust Co. t,„t the $325.
Send in your sub-
■hall have the management o f the gcriptions.
vision.
i f yOU want to
know what
T h e proposition looked so good to syndicate, cause the title o f the
__
— -------
, the
. ,k .,
d . v . notion at P” >P*r tY
be pl»c**l in the name o f Union Bank & Trust Company is do-
s that we took a 30 days option a t [ he Union Bank A Trust Company
Comp—
- jta - Real — Estate and Colonixa-
-
|ng ¡n
$50 per acre, including w ater rights. aa trustee, and at once take the ne- tion Department, come and see ua
eessary steps to subdivide the land and w e w ill show you.
into tr a c t« o f 40 acres each; to sell
OUR PROPOSITION.
R espectfully submitted,
the 40-acre tracts at $4,000 each,
W e propose to form a syndicate to payable $800 down, $800 in one year,
buy this land, and im m ediately $800 in tw o years, $800 in th iee
235 STARE SHEET
PORR END. MUON
th ere a fte r to put it on the m arket. years, and $800 in four years.
UNION BANK & TRUST CO.
Vesuvius is Again Active.
Nalpes, March 8.— Vesuvius has sud­
denly become a c tiv e again.
F o r 24
hours there has been a continuous
erutpion o f red hot stones and ashes,
accompanied by internal detonations.
Several fissures have opened, from
_____ ______ goods blighter and faster <
which gas and lava are em ergin g in aad ta guaranteed to give perfect------
l e w to dye, Meech and mia
g re a t quantities.
PUTNAM
any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, w o o l and cotton equally x
r than
: dealer, or w e w ill send postpaid at 10c a package. W rite for froa boo
M O NRO E D R U G C O M P A N Y . Quincy, n ila a tl