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r , " 1- f l . l t l . g Day. Mr«. A was more shocked that amused when, in reply to her question “ Who was at Sunday school this morn- In g;” her 4-year old daughter said. “ Everybody but Jesus." "W hy, my dear.” said Mrs. A., “ wherever did you get such an Idea;" ."He was out visiting this morning,' the little lady confidently said "Daughter," said Mrs. A., "w h o told you such a story?” "Nobody didn’t tell me. mother, but they Just kept singing It over aud ovei again: ‘Jesus Is calling. H e’s calling to-day.’ “ — S l i c e s Magazine. Colds on the Chest Ask your doctor the medical name for a cold on the chest. He will say, “ B r o n c h itis .” Ask him if it is ever serious. Lastly, ask him if he pre- scribes Ayer’s Cherry Pec toral for this disease. Keep in close touch with y o u r family physician. A ijers When you tell your doctor about the bad taste in your mouth, loss o f appetite for breakfast, and frequent headaches, and when he sees your coated tongue, he will say, “ You are bilious.” A yer’ s Pills work well in such cases. — JUd# by the J. c. A y .r Co., bewail, lUaa.----- S h e W a s T o o tkw tek. T hers were three at the title table hi the cafe, a lady and two men. Suddenly the electric lights went out, and the lady, quickly and noise- lessly. drew back. An Instant later there was the smack e f a compound kiss. A * the electric lights went up each man was seen sm iling complalsantly. “ I thought I heard a kiss,” said the lady, "but nobody kissed me." Then the men suddenly glared at each other and flushed and looked painfully sheepish.— Cleveland Plain Dealer. I t M ig h t B o W o r s e . Restless Roger—It always makes me sad, old pal, to think that this earth Is two-thtrds water. Sandy Pikes— O, cheer up! Suppose the rest of It was soap Instead o f land. —A lly Sloper's. M ir a c u lo u s . “ You had rheumatism in your rlfh t (•g for years and ware cured of It In an instant? H ow ?" "B y being accidentally mixed up In a train wreck. My right leg Is a cork lag now." E ig h t y la P le n t y . TPhe other morning we saw a man 86 years old going Into a doctor’s office. It seems to us that If we were 80 we would havs enough.— Lacon (111.) Jour nal. WOWARD E.’ BURTON - Aasayer and Chemist, ■ ■ LoadviHo. Colorado. Bpecimea price«: liold. Silver, Lend. $1. (void. Silver, 75c; Gold. 50c; Zinc or Copper. SI. Mailing envelope« and full price list sent on application. Control and Umpire workso* licited. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. TH E OLD R E L IA B L E ” Pc T c - b l a c k ' C A P S U LE S ^ F or CATARRH of t h i BLADDER. URINARY DISCHARGES etc . AT DRUGGISTS.OR TRIAL BOX B Y MAIL 5 0 t FROM PLAN TE R.9 3 HENRY ST. BROOKLYN.fi . — B E W A R E O P IM IT A T IO N S .— C Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a life study o f the properties o f Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is giving the world the benefit o f his services. j N o Mercury, Poisons I or Drugs Used. No \ Operations or Cutting Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lung, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases o f M n and Women. A S U R E C A N C E R CURE Just received from Pekin, China—safe, sure and reliable. Unfailing in Its works. I f you cannot call, write fo r symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 certs in stamps. • CONSULTATION TREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162V4 firat St., cor. Merrieen, Portland, Or. for " I fin d C ase.n ets so g o o .) th a t I w ou ld not be w ith o u t th em . I w as tro u b le d a grea t d e a l w ith to r p id liv e r an d h ead ach e. N o w sin ce t a k in g CascareLs C a u d y C a th a r tic I fe e l v e r y m u ch b e tter. I s h a ll cer- , ta in ly rec o m m e n d th em to m y fr ie n d s as th e best m e d ic in e 1 h a ve e v e r s e e n . " A n n a B azin et, Fierce Storm Does Great Damage I d Florida and Cuba. Osborn M ill No. a, Fall River, Maaa. LOSS MAY REACH TO $2,000,000 Pleasant, Paiatabla. Potent. T e s t . Good. D o Good Never Sicken,We.ken orO rip.. 10c. 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. Tto. genu ine tablet it am p e l CCC. Guarantee! to cu r. or your m ,m .y ba.k. «2« Hundreds o f H om es W recked — L ocal S tu b b o rn . W s pmblish our formulo« _ W « banish alcohol from our madioiaoa W o u rj* you to •oaault your doctor N o th in g i LAZY LIVER HURRICANE ON GULF I Latest “ Loogy yuh, Brudder T u m p !" sail Parson Bagster while the congregatlot was assembling In Ebenezer chapel “ I un'erstood yo' to nomernate dat yo would bring our urrln’ Brudder Borai Smith to da revival yuh to-night." “ I done did mnh best to 'compllsl muh prognostication, palison.” repllet Brother Tump, holding forth an ob lect which m arkedly resembled a dark complexloned oyster, "but dat 'ar gam blin’ man. our urrln’ Brudder Bora) Smith, was sawtuh reluctant an' hand] wid his razzah. I dess nach'l) couldn’t bring de gen'leman pussonly but dls yuh am one uv his ears!” — Puck. C on su m ption T ro o p s in Charge^and Martial Caro. British and American physicians and students of tuberculosis are much Interested in the claim authoritatively made In London concerning the auc- cess of a new treatment for tubercu losis discovered by W illiam Dolg. a layman. The nature of the treatment Is a poultice containing aclte and chlo ride to be placed on the body near the affected membrane or bone. In about a week an ulcer is formed, con- 1 nected by what Is called a ray of In flammation with the diseased organ, j This forms a duct through which th« pus Is drawn out. The ulcer needs to be carefully dressed twice a day with a certain salve. The cure o f the W a a t c o f M a t e r ia l« diseased lungs Is said to be effected In process of time It was observed that the multimillionaire philanthropist In from four to six months. had ceased giving costly library build P ettit's Eye Salve fo r O ver IOO Years ings to towns and cities. "W hy Is this, Mr. Canaggy?" the re has been used fo r congested and in flamed eyes, rem oves film or scum porters asked him. "Young men," he said, "what Is ths over the eyes. A ll druggists o r H ov* use of building great houses for li ard Bros., Buffalo, N . Y . braries when all a man needs for an I lia S u m m e r G am e* education is five feet of books?" Whereat they marveled, but they A summer game my fancy suits-^ could not answer him.— Chicago T rib It Is the game of picking routes. une. Ah. often has ambition soared T o routes that I could ne’er afford. S m a ll P r o f i t . I study folders, and the trains. City Man—I aee you keep bees In And find rare pleasure for my pains! your hack yard. Do you find anything And yet. ’tls strange. I never use profitable In that? The routes that thus I pick and choose Suburbanite— Weir, yes; I ’ve made a —Cleveland News. little money by betting with my wife that her cooks would leave her four L e f t a N a m e B e h in d H i m . times as often as the bees would Daniel— Hello, Jim ! Who be yew swarm. a-diggtng that ’ole for? Jim— Old Law yer Skinner— '• died B y N ljc h t . Hard Featured W oman—So you hao yesterday. money once, had you? May I ask you Daniel— Oh. what complaint? how you made your first thousand dol Jim — Not a word o’ complaint. Fam lars? ily rather pleased than otherw ise.-« Tuffold Knutt (w iping his eye with Ally Sloper’s. his coat sleeve)— Ma’am, I drempt ltl D eclared at Key W est. K e y West, Fla., Oct. 12.— As a result of the hurricane which struck the southern coast o f Florida today, K ey West tonight is a mass o f wreckage, aud the damage to property is esti mated at $ 2 , 000 , 000 . M artial law was proclaimed, and the K ey West guards took charge of the city. The United States government has beeu asked to dispatch troops here without delay. Chaos reigned on every hand, aud few people remained in their homes. Hundreds of houses were totally wrecked, and others damaged. W hile the hurricane is the worst that K ey West has ever experienced, the local weather observer said tonight that the indications are that the entire east coast o f Florida would suffer. One hundred vessels were in the har bor, but five remained at anchor, the others having either gone to sea or been washed upon the beach. Streots along the waterfront are a mass of wreckage. Brick, as well as frame buildiuga throughout the city suffered from the hurricane, and many close escapes from death have befen reported. Several factories were partly de stroyed, including the Havana-Ameri- cau, Martinez, Nichols, Huy Lopez, Manuel Lopez, Fleitas Toreya, Cortez and W o lf cigar factories. The top of the First National bank was blown off and the postoffice is damaged. It is known that many have suffered serious injury, and unconfirmed reports say that several lives have beeu lost. The storm reached its height at 1 A H e a d - L in e r . o'clock today, when the wind had an A n o th e r B n a n a T u rn b o J in g le . Incomparable, distinct, alonet estimated velocity o f 100 miles an hour. (Contributed by a depraved outsider.) A lion heartl This was a hard, steady blow from 8 A lion then sprang Into view. By such descriptive terms Is known A. M. to 3 P. M., when the gale began And roared. "There’s no use flyln’ l N. Bonaparte. to die down, and by 4 o ’clock the center I’m going to make a meal of yo u !" of the hurricane had passed this point. But h e caught the lion lyin’. And wouldn’t they look well arrayed As soon as the wind had subsided Upon the bill? plundering began. The city police force F l y In t h e O in t m e n t . Ah. what a hit he would have made, was unable to cope with the situation, " A t to this polar discovery.” said tht ) In vandevllle. aud the mayor decided to take strin distinguished naturalist, " I have only —Louisville Courier-Journal. gent measures to suppress looting, his one regret.” proclamation of martial Jaw resulting. "And that Is----- " B a ld M e n I n D a n f t f r "That the ship In which Peary sailed Almost every nationality is represent for the arctics bears the name of fl I A lady in Clayton. N. J.. was caring ed among the c ity 's population o f 20 ,- tropical explorer and wild animal k ill /or her hair when the tonic exploded, 000 , one-half o f whom are employed I badly burning her and furnishing more in cigar manufacture, fisheries aud er.” —Chicago Tribune. excitement In the neighborhood than a salvage companies. croupy baby. The pure food people < >:< >ic xo:c io:o:o:o:oio:o;o:oir i should look Into this, for as long as ex plosive hair tonic Is sold the bald man C U B A N F R U IT CROP SUFFERS. Is sitting on a confined volcano.— M in neapolis Journal. Damage in V ic in ity o f Havana E sti I R estorative T r e a t m e n t for Nervous Men Coming from a source o f unquestioned authority on the ailments of men, it is presumed to be infallible, while the pro fession generally endorse the ingredients and prescribe them in many different forms o f various diseases. The following formula is highly efficient in quickly re storing in nervous exhaustion, melancho lia. anxiety, limidity in venturing, dizzi ness. heart palpitation, trembling limbs, insomnia, thinness, cold extremities, tired all-in feeling and general inability to do those natural and rational acts upon which depends a man’s success and happiness in social and every-day life. The instructions for mixing at home se cretly so that no embarrassment may be felt are as follows: First get three ounces o f syrup sarsaparilla compound and one ounce compound fluid balmwort; mix and let stand two hours. Then add one ounce compound essence cardio! and one ounce tincture cadomene compound (not carda mom), and mix all together. The direc tions are to take one teaspoonful after each meal and one when retiring, until bounding health and full strength are re stored. Even a few weeks will witness most wonderful results. Astonishing nervous force and equili brium follow the treatment, no matter how serious the case. This contains no opiates whatever and may also be used by women who suffer with their nerves with absolute certainty o f prompt and lasting benefits. P I I P PINK EYE L ea a n n f r o m th e DISTEMPER CATARRHAL EEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASE! Cure* the sick and acts as a p-eventive for others. Liqui< e ven on the tongue. 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M I L W A U K E E W I S C O N S I N Havana, Oct. 12.— The most serious tornado since tho big blow o f October 17, 1906, struck Cuba early today, de vastating the western portion o f the island. In Havana many minor build ings were blown down or unroofed, five persons were killed and about 25 were injured. The greatest damage done was in the harbor, where fo rty or fifty lighters, many launches and small tugs were either sunk or blown ashore. A t Sasa Blanca great anxiety was felt throughout the day fo r the safety of the Ward liner Morro Castle, from N ew i York, and o f tho Plant line steamer Miami, from K e y West. Both o f these steamers, however, ar rived safely at 5:30 this afternoon. The total damage in Havana and v i cinity is estimated at $ 1 , 000 , 000 . Communication with the interior has been interrupted, except with parts of Havana and Pinar del Rio provinces, . in which orango and other fru it crops suffered severely. There were heavy floods at Vuelta Abajo, the tobacco region, but the to bacco crop has not been seriously a f fected beyond the washing out o f tho seed beds, which at this season o f the year may be renewed. CRESCENT B A N D IN S T R U M E N T LE S S O N S S H O E S mated at $ 1 , 000 , 000 . P a s t. Horatiu* was holding the bridge. "T h e boss of the ward," he gasped, “ told me this was an easy job. and 1 wouldn’t have anything to d o !" I The discovery of the fact, however, that he had been tricked Into believing the position to be merely a saloon keeper’s perquisite had only the effect of making him fight all the harder to * hold I t —Chicago Tribune. A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Means an unfailinr water supply. It means that you will have the moat practi cal Domestic water su- ply system now in use. No elevated tank, no frozen pi pa* in winter, no starnant wstar in summer, no water supply troubles o f any sort. Tank placed in basement, out of siffht and way. made o f pressed steel, will not rust and will last a lifetime. You will be pleated with the LE A D E R system o f furnishing Domestic Water Supply. Ask for our catalogue and fnm booklet. "H ow I Solved My Water "Hippiy Problem.” ¿mm LEWIS & STAVER CO. Portland, Ore. Spokane, Wash. Boise, Idaho. Japan American Jokes. Schenectady, N. Y., Oct. 12.— A t a dinner given by the General Electric company tonight, the honorary commer clal commissioners o f Japan, who hail passed the day inspecting the largest electrical manufacturing plant in the world, were entertained by the Jest & Sons club with a minstrel show. Tho endinen, who were Japanese blackened and disguised, twisted several Am eri can jokes into Oriental setting and sprung them in their native tongue. Blank surprise on the faces o f the guests gave way to hearty laughter. Even the white men joined in Colorado Picking Apples. Canon City, Colo., Oct. 12.— Upon appeal to the Merchants’ association, every available hand is working to save the $1,600,000 apple crop, which is threatened with frost. Banks and o f fices are closed, together with all schools above the fourth grade, includ ing two high schools. The posteflice has contributed part o f its force, and section men are also working in the I orchards. Trusties from the state pen ite n tia r y and from the prison farms are among the pickers. Tonight the mer- enry is at freezing, but clouds promise 1 relief from serious danger. Packers to P a y B ig Fine. Leavenworth, Kan., Oct. 12.— The case against the Cudahy Packing com pany fo r violation o f the internal re v enue laws by failin g to place stamps o f proper denomination on packages o f oleomargarine came to an end here to day by a compromise, when the pack ing company was fined $5000 and agreed to pay back stamp tax o f $62,777.50 and special tax o f $ 10,000 for agencies, making the total o f $97,777.50 to he paid by the packing company to the government. Fire Hips $1 000,000 Home. Narragansett Pier, k. L , Oct. 12.— “ Conochet,” the home o f ez-Governor W illiam Sprague, one o f the moat beau tifn l estates in Rhode Island, was de stroyed by fire early today, with all its contents. The total loss is estimated • t $ 1 , 000 , 000 , with no insurance. C H IN A B E G IN S BOYCOTT. BAKIN G POWDER Insulting Aggression o f Japan Is Olven as Reason. * Tokio. Oct. 12.— Copies o f circulars issued in North China b j a body of Chinese calling itself the Popular As soeiation o f the Three Eastern P ro v inces have been received in Japan after having been spread broadcast among Chinese o f the lower classes. The cir culars contain inflammatory statements against the Japanese. They bear upon wliat is called the “ weakness o f poor China” and the “ insulting aggression o f Japan.” Assertions are made that Japan has devastated the arable lands o f North China and has enslaved laborers along the line o f the Antung Mukden railroad, that Japanese officials have beaten the men, insulted the women aud terrorized the people. The circulars point out that the weak ness o f China in a m ilitary sense makes it impossible for her to resent this treatment, except by a boycott, and call upon the people o f China generally to refuse all dealings with the Japanese- A ll students and persons who value freedom arc called upon to propagate the doctrines and join in adopting the programme o f the association. Failing in this, they are threatened with vio lence and even death. The document concludes with the re quest that Chinese vehicles, vessels and railroads refuse to carry Japanese goods. An endless chain is sought on the request that patriotic citizens into whose hands the circulars may fall shall have them reprinted and scattered broadcast, until Japan is completely shut out from all commercial communi cation with China. These circulars have created some thing o f a sensation in Japan. Kffort is being made to provent the spreading o f their contents among Japanese o f the ignorant class because the danger o f arousing feelin g at this time is recog nized. Meanwhile there is reason to believe that Japan has called, or will immedi ately call the attention o f the Chineso authorities to the boycott propaganda, demanding that tho circulars be out lawed as illegal documents, and that the DopulaV Association o f the Three Fast- era Provinces be brought under disci pline. Tho exact method by which China is ablo to control her people in this way is not known, but it is believed hero that the government o f China can sup press promptly any boycott movement. A ll merchants o f standing in China have official rank and can be disci plined. R O T T E N W IT H G R AF T. N ew C hief o f Police Exposes Terrible Condition in Chicago. Chicago, 111., Oct. 12.— Appalling con ditions brought to light during the trial o f Inspector McQunn o f vice conditions on tho W est Side, the immediate fo r mation of Jewish crusnders to drive their people out o f the pnndering busi ness, the organization o f reformers, state, nationnl and international, to check, i f possible, tho infamous “ white sla ve” traffic, all expose the shameful fact that two men who have grown enormously rich in criminal business still hold important municipal positions here and continue to have a prominent voico in making the city laws. The drastic order issued last night by Chief o f Police Steward to all mem bers o f the department to stamp out vice, exposes frightfu l conditions in the first, ward, tho very heart o f tho city, where two politicians who hold office in the city council are collecting an nually more than $117,000, every penny of which is spotted with blood and crime. These two men and their army o f “ specialists” have tho groat red light district on the South Side abso lutely under control. From the dives, tho shady hotels, the saloons and the gamblers o f tho South Side territory, extending to and em bracing the Tw enty second street “ red lig h t” levee, two powerful business men o f tho district nre pocketing a golden stream o f graft. For years the gigantic system of corruption has obtained. I t puts the West Side ring o f tribute collectors that was routed by S ta te’s Attorney Wayman, through tho conviction of Police Inspector McGann, to shame. An army o f lieutenants has been mar shaled together to see to it that no blood stained penny even escapes the coffers o f tho master-soldiers o f the night. They are constantly on guard. N o breaks o f faith ever sever the masters from the victims. There are novor any knife-in-the-back tactics that result in scandals. COM PLIES W ITH ALL PURE F O O D LAW S M akes the Baking Sweeter, Lighter A lw ays works ritfht NO F A I L U R E S C o sts Y O U Less N O TRUST PRICES 23 Ounces for 23 Cents BEST AT ANY PRICE or your money back A G ood L is t e n e r . T h « Mistress— Katie, you should not talk so much. The Maid— No. ma’am. "N o; you should understand that It la your place to llsteu." “ I do that, ma'am." " I never saw you when you were then." “ No, ma'am; you never saw me when I was listening because I was on the other side of the keyhole, ma'am.— Yonkers Statesman. To Brcal: In New Shoes. Always shake In Alleu's Foot-Ksse, a powder. I cures hot. sweating, aching, sw ollen feet, -urea corns, ingrow ing nails and bunions. At ill druggists and shoe sterns, 2nc. Duut accept inysubstltute. Sam plem alledKKKK, Address Allen S. Olmsted, be Hoy, N. Y. W it h - to w epj 'iSfMUO® SLICKERS wear well and they Keep you ■ dry while you are wearing them < 3 0 0 EVERYW H ERE Gum/rrtiD WAiEPPMOf ■ CATALOG TR££ A JIbWEB Co. B oston . U SA. Towrn C anadian C o . tobowto . C am . tCrapbaata. “ Yes,“ said Mrs. Highmore, ’’we have L a te .« A o b l.v c iu .n l o f fc l.n e e . fust returned from a trip through the The young man bent forward. highways and byways of Europe." "W a lt a moment, Herbert." »aid "Just what do you call the ‘b yw ay«'?’’ Amelia, producing an Implement a few asked Mrs. Upaoioe. “ W ell, thay are the plaeea where my Inches long, shaped like a tennis rack husband—er— used strong language et, made of silver and specially pre pared «Ilk gauze, and holding It up be about tho hotel sceomrnodatlona." fore her lips. "Now, Herbert." G row th o f the Idea. Then they took their first disinfected "Remember, my aon, thers is no short kla«.—Chicago Tribune tut to learning.” O n e o n Ih u O ld M e n . "O, yes. there Is. dud. All you havs "Grandpa, how many letters In ths 10 do nowadays Is to read five fast of alphabet have mure Ilian one syllable?" lo o k s " "L e t me see. Tom my; a. b. c. d, e. Stiff neck I Doesn’t amount to much, f----- " "You didn't learn your letters very but mighty disagreeable. You’ve no idea how quickly a little Ham’ ins W iz well when you were a boy, did you, ard Oil will lubricate the corda and grandpa ?" make you comfortable again. Had Tlasa la Ip s ra . Joaquin Miller was once overtaken by a countryman who gave him a long ride. Tired, at length, of the conversa tion, the post took a novel from his pocket "W h at are you reading?" said the countryman. "A novel of Bret Harte'a," said Mr. Miller. "W ell, now, I don’t sea how an Immortal being wants te be wasting his time with such •tuff." "A re you quite sure,” said the p o e t “ that I am an Immortal being?” “ O f oourae, you are.” " I f that 1« the ease," responded Miller, “I don't eee why I need to be an economical of my time."— Boston Herald. Ite e o g n ls ln g Ilia O p p o r t n a t t jr . Gentlemanly Caller— O f coursa yeu will want some new books now. Member of School Board— I think not. A ll our purchases are made and are In the hand« of tha children, or will be In a day or two. Gentlemanly Caller— Yea. but your geographies are old-fashioned, you know. W e are running a specially pre pared. up to date edition through our presses right now. with the north pole plainly marked where Dr. Cook discov ered It. How many thousand copies do you think you can use?— Chicago T rib une. inless Dentistry FAMILY COUGH SYRUP Out o f town people ran have their plats and bridgework fln. ished la one day I f necessary. W« will give you a good 22k told or porcal*;« crown for $3# 5^ Molar Crowns 5 . 0 1 22L8ridg.T«.th 3 . 5 Gold Filling« 1 .0 En.m.l Filling« 1 .0 (¡Ivor Filling« .5 Inlay Filling« 2 .5 Good Rubber - ptstoi 5 .0 0 Best Red Rub- _ bor Pistes 7 .5 0 Cures A n y Couch In Five Hours. N E W PRESCRIPTION HERE. Here ia given the mort effective cough prescrip tion known to the medical world. It ia a mild laxative, too. and this Is what a body needs v'hen suffering with cough and cold on the lungs. A cough or cold indicates poisons in the >ystem, causing inflammation and congestion. Nearly all cough syrups relieve, but make the trouble worse by their constipating effects. This prescription not only relieves quickly, but it cures any eough that is curable. Get one-half ounce fluid wild cherry bark, one ounce compound ensence canliol and three ounces syrup white pine compound. Mix in a bottle Take for acute cough or bronchitis twenty drops every half hour for four hours. Then one-haif to one teaspoonful three or four times daily. Give children less according to age. A few hours’ treatment will cure and heal the PalnlM« Eitr’tlon . 5 0 throat and lungs o f all but consumptives. Cut W O R K G U A S A N T g g D F O R IB V B A KB this out and give it to some friend who may need Painless Extraction Free w h in pistes o r bridge work it to be saved from an early death by consump is ordered. Consultation Free, Yon cannot set bettea painless work don® anywhere. A l l w o r k fu lly ru a r- tion. sntfifid. Modern electric squipinont. West method* M e r e ly C o il » o n e « . W ise Dental C o . Mrs. Hswllgus (having freed her r u m o FuiLtirao io t ? « j j n V m a n n N m ind)— W hy don't you annwer me. If Trnan « S u n . 8 tb . P O R T L A N D . O R E G O N e r r i c i a o u a t: i a u . n i r . z lu o p , » w l you can? Mr. Hewllgun (helping himself to No. 4 2 —0 9 P N U more m ea t)— It’s unwholesome to quar rel while eating dinner, madam. I'll H K W w ritin g ; t o s d r e r t ls s r s pL Cholera Threatens Seoul. have good and plenty te aay to you m e n tio n t h is p a p e r . Seoul, Oct. 12.— Cholera threatens to after ■ while. become a serious epidemic here. The authorities are taking every precaution, hut Seoul is not a sanitary city, and the IÉ disease has spread rapidly. The palace o f the ex-emperor has l>een invaded and the home o f the resident-general has not been immune. The schools are closed regularly for fumigation. For a year the sanitnry authorities appointed hy the Japanese resident general have been cleaning up the city, hut only For Infants and Children. those who have gone into the alleys and byways o f Seoul can know o f the uncleanliness here. w MSTHIA The Kind You Have Always Bought P olar Bears to Draw Sledges. Hamburg, Oct. 12.— Captain Roald •Amundsen, the explorer, who is about to start on a polar expedition, has do cided to try a remarkable innovation in the use o f draught animals fur polar travel. He will endeavor to make polar bears draw his sledges. Home time ago Captain Amundsen made a contract with Carl Hagenback, the famous ani mu! trainer, for 20 ice bears, 3 years old. H agenbark’s men have been in dustriously at work for a month train ing the liears, and the results obtained are said to promise success in polar work. Bold Thug Oats Thousands. Seattle, Wash., Oet. 12.— Binding and gagging both the chief night clerk and his assistant and carrying them to an obscure part o f the building, a lone highwayman early today robbed the office o f the Great Northern Express company, at the K in g street station, in the heart o f the city, and carried off sacks o f gold, silver and a large amount o f paper money, which, it is believed, w ill amount to thousands o f dollars. 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