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Bad Breath'PEARY SUCCESSFUL ' ‘ For months I had great trouble with my stomach and used all kinds of medicines. M y tongue has been actually as green as grass, my breath having a bad odor. Tw o weeks ago a friend recommended Cascarets and after using them I can w illingly and cheerfully say that they have entirely cured me. I thereforedet you know that I shall recommend them to any one suffer ing from such troubles.” —Chas. H. Hal- pern, 114 K 7th St., New York, N. Y. Pleasant, Palatable. Potent, Taste Good, Do Good. N ever Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c, 25c. 50c. N ever sold in bulk. The gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your m o n ey back. 923 Flashes News of Discovery ol Most Northern Point. B lu e t K eep Aw ake, lie H id e s Ills F e e lin g ;* . “ This popular fiction is all rot. I n real life the g irl’s father seldom ob jects to the man of her choice.” “ You’re wrong there. He often ob jects, but he’s usually too wise to say anything.” — Kansas City Journal. W h ere W om en E rr. The trouble with a woman pretend ing to believe her husband when he tells a falsehood is that he is encour aged, instead of being ashamed.— A t chison Globe. H appy D ay. •‘W ell, Johnny, do you wish you were a grown-up man?” “ You bet I do.” “ But why?” “ So people wouldn’t ask me such fool Questions.” —Cleveland Header. P roof of H ove. “ Fo you think he’s really In love, •h?” “ No doubt nbout I t Why, he thinks she’s attractive In auto goggles.” —* Louisville Co trier-J rnrnal. “ N ever Can U n d e rs ta n d .” Still, a wo nan can’ t understand why an eighteen inning base ball game should interest her husband more than a good hot supper.— Detroit Free Press. T a lk a t iv e . “ Talk,” said Uncle Eben, "is sumpin’ like rain. A certain amount is w el come an’ necessary. But doggone a deluge!” — Washington Star. S t a n d in g ? o n Ills AMERICAN FLAG NAILED TO POLE T ra c e o f C ook. New York, Sept. 7.— Peary has reached the North Pole. It has been doubly discovered. From the bleak coast o f Labrador Commander Peary yesterday flashed the news that he hud attaned his goal in the Far North, while at the same moment in Denmark Dr. Frderick A. Cook was being dined and lionized by royalty for the same achievement. Yankee grit has conqueredjthe frozen North and there has been created a co- incidnce such as the world will never see again. Two Americans have planted the flag o f their country in the land o f ice, which man has sought to penetrate for four centuries; and each, ignoiant of the other’s conquest, has sent within a period of five days, a locoaconic mes sage of success. A dispatch from St. Johns, N. F., says that Peary found no trace o f Dr. Cook. This news reached here last night through Captain Robert Bartlett, of the Roosevelt, Peary’s ship. While Peary does not expressly re pudiate Dr. Cook’s contention in so many words, his statement may have an important bearing upon determining the extent o f Dr. Cook’ s explorations. The Roosevelt was in good condition and the crew all right, Captain Bart lett wired, and he reported that the schooner Jeannie, carrying supplies for the expedition, had met them off the coast of Greenland. R A IL R O A D S IN W A R . N ew Schedules Being Arranged fo r Pacific C oast Lines. BAKING SUCKER CANAD A W A N TS OW N NAVY. G U A R A N TE E D W ATERPR O O F *300 AT ALL GOOD STORCS CATALOG FREE QUALI TY OF I N S T R U C T I O N ------------ T H E ------------ H IG H - ST A N D A R D SCHOOL o f its kind in the Northwest, we invite the investigation of those who want the best in a practical education. Let us prove superiority. Call, phone or write. Cat alogue, business forms and penwork free. PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE “ The School of Quality” T h ree Shipbuilders C onsider Locating Y ard s In Dominion. Ottawa, Ont., Sept. 7.— Canada is extremely anxious to possess a war fleet o f its own and efforts are being put forth to induce British shipbuilders to locate plants on Canadian soil. It is said three world famous shipbuilders are now considering proposals to locate branch yards in the Dominion and have been assured that the Canadian govern ment will grant every concession in the way of tariff or in any other line pos sible. While the Canadian ministers at the London conference on naval defense have kept the government here advised on the different steps o f the negotia tions, an official account o f what has been agreed upon has not yet been re ceived. __________________ Girl Sw im s Nine M iles. New York, Sept. 7.— Adeline Trapp, 20 years old, today swam nine miles Tenth and Morrison S Portland, Oregon through the waters o f Hell Gate from A . P. A r m s t r o n g , L L . B.. P r i n c i p a l the foot of East Eighty-ninth street. Accompanied by Priscilla Higgins, a girl about her own age, Miss Trapp swam in the wake o f 40 sturdy swim mers o f the United States Voluntary L ife Saving corps. Fifteen of the men swimmers were forced to give up before the finish and Miss Higgins, after going most o f the distance was seized with cramps. Miss Trapp fin ished strong. Am ericans A re in F lood. d r . w . A. W IS E 22 Years a l eader in Painless Dental W ork in Portland Out-of-Town People Should remember that our f ,rce is so arranged that W E C A N DO TH E 1 R E N T IR E C R O W N . B R ID G E A N D P L A T E W O R K IN A D A Y if necessary. P O S IT IV E L Y P A I N L E S S E X T R A C T IN G F R E E whr n plates or bridges are or dered W E R E M O V E T H E M O ST S E N S IT IV E TEETH A N D RO O TS W IT H O U T T H E LE A ST P A IN . N O S T U D E N T S , no uncertainty. 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A fte r Lifetim e o f E ffort— N o CRESCENT Ä Ä S ----------- A N D f Success Chicago, Sept. 7.— When the Hill lines announced five days ago that they would lop ten hours off the fastest time between Chicago and the North Pacific coast points they inaugurated a speed war that has now spread over the entire transcontinental railway map. In the Southwest territory, the does all that the fight is on for the mail contracts, but high priced baking powders will do and does to get these, the roads must put on it better. It raises the faster and better trains. The Santa dough and makes light er, sweeter and better Fe proposes to cut ten hours off its risen foods. Sold by gx o time between Kansas City and Los cers 2 5 c per pound, jj you witt-send us your Angeles and its rivals are scurrying name and address, we in every direction and ordering their r ill send you a book on health and baking powder. experts to “ string” new scheules, get CRESCENT MFG. CO. Seattle, Wn. equipment in the topmost condition and be ready to meet the time o f the Santa Fe. IF Y O U V E The fight started when the Hill NEVER WORN lines apparently sought to forestall the vcm »3 St. Paul road, which, with its Puget sound extension, will soon be in a posi <> J) 'iWBM* tion to make trouble in regard to rates and mail contracts. you’ve yet Both o f these moves took the com to learn the bodily petitors of the Burlington by surprise comfort it gives in and caused no end of scurrying and the wettest weather consultation. MADE FOR — H a r d A HOLLAND Copyright, 1808, by J. B. Llppincott Company. Announces flig h ts . Police Justice— Have you any way b* making a living? Vagrant— I hev, y ’r honor. I kin make brooms. Police Justice— You can? Where did you learn that trade? Vagrant— 1 decline t’ answer, y’r hon or. Pirate o f r u p e r t ' s a r c e n t B rie f M essage “ W hen you gits a job o’ work to do, sor,’* said Uncle Eben, “ don’t imagine you’s a chicken on a roos’ an’ kin hold yoh position by g ’ine fas’ asleep.” — Washington Star. The White Steamers Use Kerosene as Fuel Monterey, Mex., Sept. 7.— General Trevino, commanding the military zone, received a dispatch tonight from Tampico, stating that Soto La Marina and the surrounding country, in which are many American oil men, had been overwhelmed by a tidal wave. The dispatch states that the inhabitants of Soto La Marina had taken refuge in the hills and were destitute. The town of Tula, in the state o f Tamaulipas, was swept by another flood Sunday, houses being carried away and rich plantations destroyed. Attendance R ecord Set. Seattle, Sept. 7.— A ll attendance rec ords at the exposition were broken yes- terdsy when the people of Seattle, cel ebrating Seattle day at the fair, swarmed to the grounds in an endless T ream, the total attendance as given out at midnight amounting to 117,013. This is 22,707 greater than the attend ance on the opening day, which here tofore held the record. This brings the total since the opening o f the ex position to 2,688,684. W ireless A cross Ocean. Paris, Sept. 7.— Wireless messages from New York are now received or intercepted almost daily by the mili tary station on the Eiffel tower. Oc casionally radio telegrams have also been received from Canada, which it is believed form a record in wireless. eo e C H A P T E R X. Signs multiplied. When Charles and I returned to the house we found muddy footprints staining the dining-room door and tracked across the kitahen. No in truders were to be seen, nor other evi dence of their visit, but the mere fact that the sanctity of my home— hitherto always left open to the winds— had been invaded, angered me. I bade Charles see that the house was securely locked here after whenever he left It In my absence». Over the mantel In my den hung two muskets, out-of-date but still capable of boring holes in the atmosphere. My little armory held a shotgun, for use in the marshes, and two revolvers, whose only use heretofore had been for target prac tice. I took them from the drawer and looked them over; they were ready for work when needed. I sat on the porch, and considered the situation. Something was about to hap pen, something— I could not tell what— that centered around this man who had mysteriously taken possession of the Ship and proposed to offer combat on the sands. What he was or who he was I could not guess ; speculation In these lines brought me immediately Into blind al leys ; but there was no doubt that in sit uation and character he was certainly the direct descendant of a more adven turous age. I was unmistakably drawn to him. I could see him as he stood on the beach, buffeted by the storm, gazing nt the men who were pulling away, and as he had stepped from the hatchway, hat In hand, bowing to Barbara Graham with the chivalrous manner of a cavalier, and again as he sat across the table from me, his slender hands ready to seize u d o u the pistols, his eyes, full of amusement and audacity, looking straight into mine. There was no doubt about it, the Ship belonged to him by right of inheritance, and his arrival had brought me strange tidings. I thought over the matter a long time before I went to bed. Early the next mottling I took my dip In the sea, and was returning, clad In a bath-robe, when 1 caught gigiht of a man peering at me from the pines. I waved my towel, and he disappeared. As I was finishing dressing, a little later, I stepped out upon my balcony, and I saw the same man, much nearer now, gazing Intently at the cottage. I hate spies, so I spoke somewhat angrily. “ HI, there! What do you want?” I cried, beckoning to him. He came forward rather sheeplngly, and touched his bat. ” 1 was only taking a look at your house, sir.” "And is that what you were doing some twenty minutes ago?” “ Yes, sir ; that’s all I was doing.” "A re you an architest?” I demanded. He wore a plain blue suit, with an old straw hat, and might have been al most anything. He smiled. “ No, I was merely look ing about to see what there was to see. There wasn't any harm meant.” “ There isn’t any harm done, but, then, there isn’t anything to see. I ’ m not very partial to sight seers, especially when they hide behind trees. I f there's any thing you want to ask me about, speak aut.” He hesitated s moment. "A stranger— a tall man who speaks French— hasn't •topped at your house, has he?" “ No. Is he a pal of yours?” The man grinned. “ Not exactly, Well, I won’t trouble you any more. Good morning.” A t breakfast I again cautioned Charles to remember that he knew nothing. I could do no work In my present state of mind, so I slung my field-glasses over my shoulder and went to call on Dupon- ceau. He was sitting at the cabin table, breakfasting on the remains of our last night's sapper. My heart smote me. “ Why didn’t you let me know? I could have brought you breakfast.” " I t matters little; yesterday I obtained some food from a farmer, but that is too dangerous.” He Rmiled. “ I ’m quite used to doing with little.” 1 sat down while he finished breakfast. After that we walked the short length of the cabin, Duponoeau asking me a great many questions about the coast and the country inland. I told him what I could, and he seemed satisfied. Then I decided to take my easel and paints and go up on the cliff above the Ship to paint. “ I can keep a good lookout from there of the farther beach,” I said. “ One can sweep It thoroughly from the cliff with a pair of glasses.” I settled down on the elifT, and for half an hour forgot everything but the scene In front of me. At the end of thst time f looked up the distant beach with my glasses. Some one was sitting there, half way up. I studied the figure and decided that it was a woman, no other than Bar bara Graham. Pride is a curious quality. Sometimes It will not even last overnight. My one desire now was to have a few words with Miss Graham, mo I left my easel as It stood, and went towards her. She was half lying, half sitting, in the »oft sand, some of which she had moulded Into a cushion for her back, and a book lay open at her side, but she was not reading. She was gazing at the sea. “ What do you think of our pirate?” She started, looked round at me, sat up. and clasped her knees with her hands. I sat down on the sand beside her. “ I was just thinking o f him. I was thinking that I like him tremendously." “ Naturally. He rescued you from a very disagreeable fellow.” “ Yes.” she agreed, without looking at me: “ and a girl can never forget a debt j f gratitude for that sort of thing.” “ I must apologize,” I «aid, “ for my rudeness. Of course h was no business it mine whose portrait you had in your locket.” “ O f course not,” she agreed ; “ although It happens that was just the reason why ( put It there.” "Put what there?" “ Put Rodney's portrait In the locket, and the locket where you would find i t ” "You did ? Why V “ Oh. Just to see what you would do— and you did K.” "Yea. I did,” I admitted. “ Then you’re Dot----- ” but aha Interrupted by turning to me. “ Monsieur Duponccnu was as pollts as b# could be, and laughed at all my pro tests on the way home, but I think he was running into some danger on my ac count. I believe he has corns to Alaetalr to hi do." “ I know he has.” “ Oh, tell me all about I t !” she hegged " I know very little. He’s an adventur er, and he’s fled from Europe, and ther» are people very anxloua to take him back, and he’s going to Uvo in the Ship. More over, it seems reasonably certain that there’s going to be trouble." “ Is there?” she cried, half In excite- ment. half in delight. “ Oh, let'« help him I" I found that I only needed this chanoe T H E W H IT E S T E A M E R W H IC H M A D E A SU CCESSECI, BUB M O D E M O N S T R A T IO N to avow myself openly. OP "W e will. I've decided to stand by K E R O S E N E AS F U E L ON T H E R E C E N T 2 0 5 ^ -M IL U G I.H IK E S TO U R . him, whatever happens." The most interesting announce- T h e com plete success o f the new amount o f fuel used on the trig Barbara looked exceedingly delighted. “ I f I were only a man 1' she exclaimed. ueul ever made in connection with fuel while on this 2650-m ile public showed that kerosene is at least the advantages gained fifteen per cent, m ore efficient, gallon "As it is. I'll hava to do everything by the autom obile industry was un- test and loubtedly that made a month or two through its use were w ell described for gallon , than gasoline. T h e car in proxy.” “Y o u can help ns a lot.” igo to the effect that the new models in the fo llo w in g dispatch which the other respects made a rnoBt creditable "H ow ?” of the W h ite Steam Cars could be run correspondent o f the N ew Y ork Sun showing, and there was the usual riv “ By coming to see us often and bring on kerosene, or coal oil, instead of sent to his paper at tho conclusion o f alry am ong the observers to be as ing us newa of the outside world.” 1 gasoline. E veryone at once recog the tou r: signed to the W h ite so that thoy instantly Identified myself with Dupon- nized that the use o f the new fuel “ A feature o f the tour which was could ride with the maximum o f com- ivan "That is, if it doesn’ t begin to look would add m aterially to the advan T h e only adjustm ents or re watched w ith special Interest was forL too dangerous," I added. tages which the W h ite already pos that the W h ite Steam er used k ero pairs charged against the car during She turned to face the ocean again. sessed over other types o f cars. sene, or 'coal oil,* as fuel instead o f the lon g trip were tightening a lubri “ I should like to do something to help T h e new fuel worked cator pipe and w irin g a damaged mud him,” she said, “ because I like him. Sup T here w ere some people, how ever, gasoline. who w ere sceptical as to w hether or splendidly throughout tho 2650-mile guard. These penalties w ere not in pose we go to see him now.” I picked up my easel and paints on tbs not the new fuel could be used with Journey, and all claim s made in its flicted until m ore than 2000 miles com plete success and, th erefore, the behalf w ere fu lly proven. cliff, and we boarded the Ship. F irs t o f had been com pleted with an absolute At the foot of rtie cabin stairs Barbara makers o f the W h ite Car, the W h ito all, as regards cheapness, the W h ite ly p erfect score.” saw the silver-mounted pistols blazing in Company, o f C leveland. Ohio, deter d river secured kerosene all along the A particularly Interesting feature the sun. mined to make a public dem onstra route from 6 cents to 10 cents cheap o f the new W h ite Steamer is that “ Oh !” she said, looking at Duponceau, tion o f the new fuel in the 1909 Glld- er per gallon than was paid fo r gaso either kerosene or gasoline may be who stood In the door very tall and den Tour. lene. Secondly, the new fuel was used as fuel. T h e necessary adjust straight. “ Shall you use those?” From the stand|>oint o f the public, handled without any precautions, and ments so that the fuel may be changed “ I should not be surprised," he an no test m ore satisfactory could have it was not unusual to see kerosene front kerosene to gasoline, or vice swered gravely. been selected. F irst o f all, the dis being poured Into the fuel tank while versa, may be made in a couple o f “ Against whom? I haven't aaen an tance covered on the Glldden Tour, the crew o f the car and an Interested m inutes; but so com pletely successful enemy on the beach.” “ You will see,” he answered. “ They from D etroit to Denver and thence to crowd stood by with lighted cigars has kerosene proven to be, that it is Kansas City, was 2650 miles. This and cigarettes. A t the finish o f the not believed that any purchasers w ill will come— secretly— perhaps to-night.” “To-night!” she echoed. "And how was certainly m ore than sufficient to tour, the W hite was the only car per care to use gasoline. bring out any weaknesses, If such had m itted by the authorities to enter many will there be?” T h e W h ite Company report that Still m ore Im portant was Convention H ail, where the technical the demands for their new steam cars There was a grim little smile about hi» existed. lipe now. “ I cannot te ll; perhaps a doz the fact that the ear was at ail times exam ination took place, without — both tho $2000-model and the en, possibly a score; that depends on how while on the road under the supervi draining Its fuel tank. T h ird ly, tho $4000-m odel— exceed their most san resolute a man they think me.” sion o f observers, named by those new fuel proved to be absolutely guine expectations. It Is evident that “ I think you very resolute,” she said who entered other contesting cars. w ithout smoke or smell. Fourthly, the combination o f steam — the pow soberly; “ quite the bravest man I havs T h erefo re, It would have been im pos kerosene could be purchased at what er which everyone understands and ever seen.” sible fo r the d river o f the W h ite to e ver part o f the route was most con hns confidence in— with kerosene— Unquestionably there was no logic in have even tightened a bolt w ithout venient, and not once during the trip the fuel which everyone has on hand this remark, and yet I couldn't but own the fact being noted and a penalty In through the ten States o f the M iddle and can handle without any danger that I agreed with Barbara. At night the cars wore W est was there found a grocery store — is thoroughly appreciated by “To-night,” she mused, her eyes deep dicted. with the deliberation of a general. “ How guarded by Pinkerton detectives and w here kerosene was not readily and up-to-date purchaser» o f autom o cheaply obtainable. F in ally, the biles. will you defend the Ship— one against a could not be approached by any one. dozen ?” “ You forget Charles and me,” I put in. Photography enables us to see the in W e ll S u p p lied . “ W ill you fight, too?” she asked. R a r e E x p e r ie n c e . "Surely. I looked up my weapons this Sunday School Teacher— Now. Dan “ I find it hard to kill time,” de visible. B y exposing for a long time a morning and put them In order. I will ny, what do you understand by “ righ t clared the pampered pet. “ I only have dry gelatine plate, It shows the im agel of stars too dim to be seen througfc bring them on board this afternoon and eous Indignation"? my music, you know. How do you the most powerful telescopes. add them to Monsieur Duponceau’a.” Danny— Gettin’ mad without Rayin' manage?” "And you, too, believe in the enemy?” any cuss words.— Boston Transcript. "Oh, I do very w ell," answered the U s e s f o r ('h o r n s G ir ls . she Inquired. “ In addition to my music, M oth ers w ill A nd M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g other girl. “ They say that melody makes th* “ Most certainly. I saw one of them Byrup th e best re m ed y to use fo r t h e ir c h ild re n I have my sweeping, my dusting, my cows yield more milk.” tills morning.” d u rin g th e te e th in g p erio d . “ Then the Installation of a textette sewing and my dishwashing."— 7-iOuis- Barbara sat down on one of the chairs of operatic milkmaids might Increase I had left. “ T o think," she said, “ that In Paris there are th irty-tw o miles ville Courier Journal. the dairy output, and also keep the Captain Kidd should come to life again ! of underground railways, which carry boys on the farm.”— Philadelphia N o T im e to S p a re. But where is the buried treasure?” 35,000 passengers a day. Tw en ty-five Mrs.— O, Jack! Dolly told me the Press. I thought of the chest I bad seen car miles more road are under considera most exciting secret, and made me ried into the woods on the night of ths tion. swear never to tell a living soul! storm, but said nothing. When I glanced Mr.— W ell, hurry up with It. I’ m at Duponceau he was smiling at Bar S tro n g Winds and Sand S torm s bara. “ This Is a very desperate matter cause granulation o f the eyelids. P E T late to the office now.— Cleveland Lead- for me," he said, “ but even the moat des T IT ’ S E Y E S A LV E soothes and •r. perate affairs are brightened by a wom quickly relieves, 25c. All druggists oi U p and Down. COFFEEC an. You are my good angel, mademoi Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Redd— Don't you think the price of TEA SP ICES selle." BAKING POWDER automobiles is too high?” H em m ed I n . He said it In such a way that Barbara Jn EXTRACTS , Greene— Sure; but they’ll come could not but be pleased. Rankin— W hy don’t you open a sav J U S T R IG H T down after a while." “ Thank you, monsieur; and what plana ings account? -«s u a e ŒE3 F yle— I gueas I ’ll have to; they've have you made for defense?” "About tha tim e that airships be OOSSETSDEYERS Duponceau outlined his plans. First shut down on me where I ’va been run- gin to go up, I suppose?” — Yonkers PORTLAND. ORE.' of all he would stay well hidden from ' nine a a D en d ln g account. Statesman. sight; then if his enemies should find Ile a lla llo . him, there were three points ot attack: Maybelle— That tall, slender chap from the open sea, from the cliff abova A Flavoring. I t make* • went on the stage made up as a wom the causaway, and from the beach be syrup better than M aple. an? H ow did he look? yond the protecting circle of rocks W « Gladys— btrlctly up to date. You J* O* Sold by ¿ r o c e r a . studied each In turn, and planned how know, he hasn't any hips. three men, well armed, could hold the Ship against a score. " I should like more C oat T o o M a c h . ammunition than I have,” DupoDceau con Meenlster—And why didn’t ye come fessed. to the kirk last Sawbeth? Sandy— I “ There is plenty In my cottage,” I told had nowt but a shillin' In my claes. him. That's ower muckle ailler to pit In th’ “ Let’s get It now,” cried Barbara, “ and contribution box all at aln time.— some of the guns.” Cleveland Leader. We went to the cottage, and Barbara, I m p o s s ib l e H o w , in her interest, forgot what she would "There’s a funny item in this paper have termed the proprieties, anil entered, and looked about my dining-room while I about an Ohio man refusing an offer of collected cartridges and pistols. She in • fat consulship.” “ Where? Let rna see it," sisted on helping Charles put up a quan “ Thera it Is.” tity of food to carry to the Ship. A t last “ O, yon ninny. Don’t yon aeo ths we started forth again, ahe with the pro visions, I with a shotgun and two revol headline over that collection of itema? Is constant ly increasing. T h « hi«? creamery companies are constantly on the lookout and ‘ Happenings of F ifty Years Ago.’ vers. H alf way down the beach two men •re offering good prices. A great many dairymen are buying more cows instead o f try in g came out of the pines and walked down [ Chicago Tribune. to get all th • profits possible out o f those th-y now have. They seem to think about all to meet us. L e s s o n fr o m th o P o s t. that they can do is to run the milk through a cream separator, never stopping to consider whether the cream separator is doing its duty as it should. I f its an old-fashion«!. o u t-of- “ Where are you going with those Uncle Sam had Juat paid $7,000,000 date or cheap machine it can’ t get all the but- guna?” one of them, a surly faced chap, for Alaska. terfat—it wasn’ t intended to. Your dairy p ro demanded. “ That's a good deal o f money,” he fits can be increased from 6 to 25 per cent by "W hat business is that of yours?” I said, “ but it's cheaper than benevolent the use o f asked. assimilation.” He changed his tactics. “ W e’re look Besides, in these days Uncle Sam A NEW IOWA ing for a man who's reported to have had not hung out his sign as a world landed somewhere on this beach a night power. CREAM SEPARATOR or two ago.” W o e Hist to Kllamo. The Separator that has won recognition by the “ Yea,” I said pleasantly, gazing abaent- three la-*t expositions, St. Louis. Portland and “Young man,” said the stern parent," Iv at the sky. Jamestown, and has the endorsement o f all the I«* 'ing dairy experts. Its use actually “ Well,” went on the other, “ where ara “ when I was your age I had to work for a living.” “ Well, air,” answered means the saving o f a great amount o f cream. you taking those guns?” It also means that your « ream makes better the frivolously Inclined youth, "I'm not I looked at him angrily now, but before butter and never has that separator taate pe to blame for that. I have always dis culiar to cream skimmed by other machines. I could find words Barbara was speak This is because the Iowa is so easily cleaned approved of my grandfather's attitude ing. n n l n* ver becomes choked up with filth and In tha matter.” — Washington Star. dirt. Among its manv advantages are these “ I f there is one thing I particularly —waist-low supply can: enckeed gearing; dislike,” she said, “ it is curiosity. 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