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MICA iuv- , teaiu 01 11 ;tefo"- 31 The The IJiifiirtuunfes. winds llmt cannot hear the harps they piny Are deaf IleHliovenH of thn solitude; Tliu (loworM that make us happy all the day, TheHe urn thn kIkIiUckh Miltons of the wood 1 Smart Sot, Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Kawo. A powder. It makes tlnh or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure lor KweatliiK, callous and hot, tired, whine leut. Bold liy all JiniKglslH. l'rlco lifm. Trial pack bku mailed Fit KB. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Lclloy, flew York. A Distinction. "A cook In one respect Is different from all human beings." "Why so?" "Because she never wants any other human help In her hour of knead." Baltimore American. MOWAHD K, I ladvlllH, Colonuio, Kllver, I.' ml, SI i Mold, Hllvur.7 : mjHTON.-Assiiyer nri Chemist. rpecimen prices: ,om, Id, 6uc; Zlnoor topper, il, ( yanlilo tests. Mailing envelopes and inn price list win on application, toniroi anu urn- pint wnrK tmllclluu. n tioual Bank. Uiuroucoi Carbonate Under New Itules. "I don't know much about your Con- ?reBHiiian h ollicial record, but l near lie h a finished iiarliainentarian." "He is now, you bet! lie wan married to Miss Stronunilnd a few days ago." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. I'AZO dlNTMKNT Is guarantee 1 to cure any eaiioof lehiiiK, blind, bleeding or protruding pllen In 6 to M daj-K or money refunded.600. Fame. "There's three ways," observed the philosopher on the cracker barrel, "for a man to hand his nnme down to poster ity. He's not to be a great warrior, or a great statesman, or a great rascal ; and, by jocks, once in a while there's a man that's all three." Not Much to Bar. "Yes, sir," said Bragg, "I've decided to have a long talk with the bopa and tell him Just what I think." "Is It possible?" remarked Nagg. "Why? Don't you believe I've got the nerve to tell him what I think?" "Oh, yes; but if you tell him Just what you think how are you going to have a long talk?" Philadelphia Press. One of the Knrly Unaettlrra. Aaron Burr was hunting for Blenner hasselt's island. "It's somewhere alon here, I know," he muttered, consulting his map again. Tying his skiff to a tree near the top of a neighboring bluff he waited for the Ohio river to subside. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to leai n that there 1b at leant one dreaded disease thai science has been able to cure In all IK BlageB, and that Is Catarrh. II all's Catarrh Cute is the only positive cure known to the medical iralernity. Caarrn being a contilu. tiunal disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Ik lanen Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous suriaces ol the Byntem, thereby d'stroyliig the foundation of the disease, and Riving tne pa tent streiigtn by ODinnng up mo omn iuiu and assisting nature lu doing Its work, uie proprietors have so inucn iniiii in im"" powers that they oiler One Hundred IoUar lor any case that It fails to cure. Bend lor llbl 0lAtdd)enssnittF. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Fills are the best. Feminine War. BlfTklns Funny thing about women, Isn't It? MifTklns Don't know. What's funny about 'em? BlfTklns Why, during the courtship a woman will fight her relations for the sake of the man she loves, but after marriage she will work her hus band for the sake of her relations. RHEUMATI CAN NOT BEr RUBBED AWAY SM "Is Watkins an optimist?" "Yes he'll eat hash In any restaurant In the country." Detroit Free press. "The Janitor Is sweeping the back porches. I wonder why?" "I don't know. I didn't ask him not to." Cleveland Press. He (about 11:30 p. m.) I do wish I hnd money enough to travel. She (sti fling a yawn) May I not lend you your ca rf a re ? Boston Transcript. She Do you think our ancestors were monkeys? He Mine were. The whole bunch didn't leave money enough to buy a toothpick! Chicago News. Stella! wonder why sentiment at taches to a first kiss? Bella It's like the first tooth ; you've got to have It be fore you get the second. Brooklyn Life. First Chauffeur There's one thing I hate to run over, and that's a baby. Second Chauffeur So do I ; them nur sing bottips raise Cain with tires. Puck. Miss Swelilngton What prompted Miss Golddust to take that old bache lor? Miss Wellington (sarcastically) Kleptomania, I guess. Llpplncott's Magazine. Mrs. Newedde Certainly you may take some of those biscuits to your friend. Is he hungry, too? Weary- No, cnum; he's a geologist! New Or leans Picayune. Church Does your wife spend much of her time shopping? Gotham She says not. She says she spends most of her time waiting for her change. Yonkers Statesman. "Now, Johnny," asked the teacher. "what do we see In the country besides crass, trees and flowers?" "Patent medicine signs!" was the pro-.npt reply. Louisville Courier-Journal. "Dubley has an automobile, hasn't he?" "I don't know." "Why, I thought you told me you saw him with one vesterdav?" "Yes, but that was yesterday." Philadelphia Press. . "What becomes of a Joke when It gets too old for the almanac?" "The theatrical program gets It." And from there it's but a step to the musical comedy, eh?" Philadelphia Bulletin. Customer So you sell these watches at $5 each? It must cost that much to make them. Jeweler It does. Cua- Then how do you mate any Jeweler Repairing them. Only One "BROMO QUININE" That Is LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine. Simi larly named remedies sometimes deeeive. 1 he first and original Cold Tablet is a WHITE PACKAGE with black and red lettering, and 'cars the signature of E. W. GKOVK. !c. Terror of the Air. Wilfred Pa, a man who is continually on a ship is called a sea dog, isn't he? Gunbusta That's what they call him, my boy. Wilfred Well, if he's a sea dog, then a man who is continually on an airship must be a skye terrier. Judge. riTO St. Vitus' nance ana all nervous iiis-aBen Hlo permanently cured by Dr. Klines Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FKEK 2trial bottle and treatise, iir. It. ILKllne, LA.. 981 Arch bt,, Plilla.,l'a. Another Recora. Redd My chauffeur has made anoth er recora. Greene Good! What Is It? "He was the first one to be fined In town in 1007." Yonkers Statesman. Mothers will fini Mrs. Window's toothing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their childroa luring tho teething period. The Foxy Wooer, i "Why were you in such a hurry to pick up my glove when I dropped it.' I thought there might be something in it for me, some time." Cleveland Leader. Bankin by Mail WE PAY INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy to open a Savings Account with us by Ma i as if you lived next door. Send for our free book let, 'Tank.ng by Mail," and learn lull particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. Hr W'MI? sVilaiiMis&ii 'It Is perfectly natural to rub the epot that hurts, and when tlie muscles, nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching" with the pains of Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other pvtprnnl nnnliratifin. in flti effort tn tret relief from the disease, bv nroducintr counter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo- j tomer rarilv. but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it : money? does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more . Stray Stories. than skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be The Widow I want a man to do odd reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY. Jobs about the house, run on errands; Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by ! one that never answers back and Is al the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues j ways ready to do my bidding. Appll of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This cant You're looking for a husband, refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms ma'nm. Brooklyn Eagle. line acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts ot the body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and pains are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system j more, does he?" is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes ' better give It up. deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus cles, nerves, joints and bones, thebody is fed and nourished by rich, health-sustaining blood which completely and permanently cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. i3 composed of both purifying and tonic properties just what is needed in every case of Rheu matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but i3 made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of S. S. S. and write us about your case and our physicians will give you any information or advice desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism. 5 PURELY VEGETABLE THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA,. W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 AND $3.50 SHOES W. t. DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANY PRICE. SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES t Men'. Hlioed. 85 to HM.iO. Hoys' Shoes, W.1 to 1.25. Women'. Shoe, W4 to Wl.fiO. Mi8.es' & Children', shoes, M.5 to Wl.OO, W. L. 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Our handsomely illustrated and descriptive , Annual tells all about our Seeds, Plants, Roses, Spray Pumps. fertilizers, incuoators, Brooders, poultry and Bee supplies. Aik (or Book No. 260 w. tUo hv i ipocltl etitlof ol Tree Shrubi, Etc.", Book No. 261 on requ.it. PORTLAND SEED CO. Portland. Oregon 1 SpoKano. Wash. Mr. Borem She asked me to sing, and Insisted upon encore after encore. Miss Tepper Yes; she told aie after ward that anything was better than sit ting there and talking to you all the evening. Illustrated Bits. "Wyndley doesn't play the cornet any "No, he thought he a "Bad for h'.s lungs. elj?" "It wasn't that. One of the neighors shot two keys off the instru ment while he was playing it." Cleve land Plain Denier. "Has your wife got your den fixed up yet?" "Yes. and you ought to see It. It's the coziest place In the whole house." "I suppose you find great com fort in It, don't you?" "Oh, she won't let me go In it It's merely to look at." Milwaukee Sentinel. "Young Jolllem always says me right thing, doesn't he? He never seems at loss for the proper reply." "Well, I saw him nonplussed once." "How was that?" "Miss Keene asked him if he thought she looked as old as she -was." Cleveland Lender. "Did you ever succeed in swaying an audience to laughter or tears at will?" "No," answered Senator Sorghum; "I recognize the fact that all the world's a stage. I don't care to be reciting speeches. I want to be one ot tne men in the box office." Washington &tnr. Teacher Now, boys, what is the vir tue of magnanimity? r-uplls Aw? Teacher What is It If a big boy want ed an apple very badly, and were to meet a small boy with one in a place where nobody could take the small boy's part - Class (with eager Il lumination) Dat's a cinch! Balti more American. , A Natural Mnntclan. i.n ,u,,-rVr ctnaa P.hnllv Tiwdon choose his domes 1 tie a totaiiy wiui blind." "That's easy. He goes altogether by ear." Cleveland Leader. 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