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"A cook In one respect Is different
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"Why so?"
"Because she never wants any other
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Baltimore American.
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Not Much to Bar.
"Yes, sir," said Bragg, "I've decided
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"Is It possible?" remarked Nagg.
"Why? Don't you believe I've got
the nerve to tell him what I think?"
"Oh, yes; but if you tell him Just
what you think how are you going to
have a long talk?" Philadelphia
Press.
One of the Knrly Unaettlrra.
Aaron Burr was hunting for Blenner
hasselt's island.
"It's somewhere alon here, I know,"
he muttered, consulting his map again.
Tying his skiff to a tree near the top
of a neighboring bluff he waited for the
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BlfTklns Funny thing about women,
Isn't It?
MifTklns Don't know. What's funny
about 'em?
BlfTklns Why, during the courtship
a woman will fight her relations for
the sake of the man she loves, but
after marriage she will work her hus
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RHEUMATI
CAN NOT BEr RUBBED AWAY
SM
"Is Watkins an optimist?" "Yes
he'll eat hash In any restaurant In the
country." Detroit Free press.
"The Janitor Is sweeping the back
porches. I wonder why?" "I don't
know. I didn't ask him not to."
Cleveland Press.
He (about 11:30 p. m.) I do wish I
hnd money enough to travel. She (sti
fling a yawn) May I not lend you your
ca rf a re ? Boston Transcript.
She Do you think our ancestors
were monkeys? He Mine were. The
whole bunch didn't leave money enough
to buy a toothpick! Chicago News.
Stella! wonder why sentiment at
taches to a first kiss? Bella It's like
the first tooth ; you've got to have It be
fore you get the second. Brooklyn
Life.
First Chauffeur There's one thing
I hate to run over, and that's a baby.
Second Chauffeur So do I ; them nur
sing bottips raise Cain with tires.
Puck.
Miss Swelilngton What prompted
Miss Golddust to take that old bache
lor? Miss Wellington (sarcastically)
Kleptomania, I guess. Llpplncott's
Magazine.
Mrs. Newedde Certainly you may
take some of those biscuits to your
friend. Is he hungry, too? Weary-
No, cnum; he's a geologist! New Or
leans Picayune.
Church Does your wife spend much
of her time shopping? Gotham She
says not. She says she spends most of
her time waiting for her change.
Yonkers Statesman.
"Now, Johnny," asked the teacher.
"what do we see In the country besides
crass, trees and flowers?" "Patent
medicine signs!" was the pro-.npt reply.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
"Dubley has an automobile, hasn't
he?" "I don't know." "Why, I
thought you told me you saw him with
one vesterdav?" "Yes, but that was
yesterday." Philadelphia Press.
. "What becomes of a Joke when It
gets too old for the almanac?" "The
theatrical program gets It." And from
there it's but a step to the musical
comedy, eh?" Philadelphia Bulletin.
Customer So you sell these watches
at $5 each? It must cost that much to
make them. Jeweler It does. Cua-
Then how do you mate any
Jeweler Repairing them.
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Terror of the Air.
Wilfred Pa, a man who is continually
on a ship is called a sea dog, isn't he?
Gunbusta That's what they call him,
my boy.
Wilfred Well, if he's a sea dog, then
a man who is continually on an airship
must be a skye terrier. Judge.
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Another Recora.
Redd My chauffeur has made anoth
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Greene Good! What Is It?
"He was the first one to be fined In
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Mothers will fini Mrs. Window's toothing
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luring tho teething period.
The Foxy Wooer, i
"Why were you in such a hurry to pick
up my glove when I dropped it.'
I thought there might be something in
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'It Is perfectly natural to rub the epot that hurts, and when tlie muscles,
nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching" with the pains of
Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other
pvtprnnl nnnliratifin. in flti effort tn tret relief from the disease, bv nroducintr
counter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo- j tomer
rarilv. but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it : money?
does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more . Stray Stories.
than skin deep it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be The Widow I want a man to do odd
reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT BE RUBBED AWAY. Jobs about the house, run on errands;
Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by ! one that never answers back and Is al
the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues j ways ready to do my bidding. Appll
of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This cant You're looking for a husband,
refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms ma'nm. Brooklyn Eagle.
line acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts ot the
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are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time
by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or
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with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift
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Mr. Borem She asked me to sing,
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Miss Tepper Yes; she told aie after
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"Wyndley doesn't play the cornet any
"No, he thought he a
"Bad for h'.s lungs.
elj?" "It wasn't that. One of the
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"Has your wife got your den fixed
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"Young Jolllem always says me
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"How was that?" "Miss Keene asked
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