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About Lexington wheatfield. (Lexington, Or.) 1905-19?? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 15, 1906)
Wntrr llnnl. Cliolly ITow do yon think I look wltl my niitumobilo goggles? MIhs CnpHlciim I mippoHo yon " oo through tlicm, jimt n If they were ordi nary kIumch. Don't .von? Tlint Srpreil Kci-llnir. I?ool1ily Did you evr suffer tngo fright? from OarrirkBon No ; but jnany a time, wlion I've looked through the peephole and noted tho kzb of the audience, 1 have suffered severely from hox-olllce fright. What Nee.lt "Georgle, what li your father's occupa tion?" "Ill what, ma'am?" "Hii occupation. What docg he do for i. living?" "Do? Fur a llvln', ma'am? Gee 1 He's t plain clo'es p'lceceman wit' a pull I" Leaves the Holes. The Gourmet I tell you, I certainly Bm fond of Swiss cheese sandwiches. The Dyspeptic Oh, that's the cheese with the boles In It . Very Indigesti ble. The Gourmet They are, eh? Well, I never eat them. Philadelphia Ledger. How It Struck II Ira. Mrs. Suhurhs (with paper) I see that the site of tho Garden of Eden has at lust been located. Mr. Suburbs Yes? When will the ale of lots take place and what's the fare from the city hall? Puck. PRUSSIAN COUCH (DISTEMPER CWK Cam Courh. Dlitcmpcr. all Tkroat and i.ung Trouble. I'urlAM the blood I'uU the animal In condition. Mc. I'mtslun Remedy Co, Bt. Panl. Minn MY DEAR FRIEND THIS MEANS YOU Cnnaldor tho pontage stamp; It unefulness Ilea in iu ability to slick to one thing till It geta Hi ere. Write lor particular. 528 Lumber Exchange, Portland, Oregon HIT OUT OF THE RUT I am designer of book, magazine and catalogue covera. bimlnena cards, letter head", bill heads and advertising cuts; can inako the print of your Btore look entirely dif ferent by removing poles, etc., from print. 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No. 46-06 w HEN writing to advertisers please mention tu is paper Inn mm FREE IRRIGATED LANDS In Central Oregon, at Cost of Reclamation THE DESCHUTES IRRIGATION & POWER CO. v Under the Carey Act hat 75,000 acres now ' under" water. 210 MILES OF WATER LINES 1.8 feet every ninety days over foot over each 100 acre available to each purchaser at actual '' coat of irrigation. Payment in three equal annual payments at 6 per cent Maintenance o. X charge, $1 per acre per annum for each irrigable acre for water. PRODUCTIVENESS PROVEN BY GOVERN Ch. MF.NT EXPERIMENTAL STATION k. .-...-I V "a. Qt- y v. - ' V7 settler on the land, 30,000 acres having been sold. V$$& DESCHUTES IRRIGATION AND :ff rOWcK tUMPANl 6,1 McKay BId" Port,and' 0rcM Office fr sale tf land, lex A, letaue, AA X Creek CenMy.ertlu PE:RU-NA FOR CATARRH Head throat 1 UlKGSSIOMACIM f and; Judge and Jaror. Judge Adams, the County Court Judge of Limerick, Is one of the wit tiest of Irishmen, but occasionally from an encounter be emerges second best The other day a Juror asked to be excused from serving on account of deafness. "Were you In court during my charge to the jury In the last case?" asked the Judge. "Yes, yer bonner," replied the Juror. "Did you hear it?" "Yes, yer honnor, I heard every word of It, but I couldn't make any slnse of it!" The reply evoked a roar of laughter, in which Judge Adams heartily joined. But he did not excuse that Juror. Look but Do Not Touch. "lias your wife got your den fixed tip yet?" "Yes, and you ought to sea it It's the coziest place In the whole bouse." "I suppose you find great comfort to It, don't you?" "Oh,, she won't let me go in It It's merely to. look at" Milwaukee Senti nel. First Appearance. "Who are you, sir?" asked Ere, is surprise. "Madam," answered Adam, with his most engaging smile, "I am Exhibit A of the ethnological department." It was then that the serpent, having escaped from the zoological department, entered upon the scene, and the real trou ble began. each irrigable acre, or one second on land: One-fourth cash; balance 'I 1 it T.'M I III! aaa I Cream Caramel. Moisten two cups of granulated sugar with enough, milk to dissolve It and a quarter of a teaspoonful of cream of tartar and put Into a sauce pan. Set where the contents will sim mer gently. Stir all tho time untlj a little dropped Into cold water is about as stiff as putty,' Pour Into a shallow pan, set aside until so stiff that the pressure of the finger leaves a dent on the candy arid the dent remains. Work to a soft mass, kneading It upon a powdered sugar-strewed board. Roll out Into a sheet and cut Into squares. You may add vanilla If you wish Just before taking from the Are. Chentnnt Croquette. Take two cupfuls of large chestnuts, sort carefully, and, after shelling and boiling, skin and rub through a colan der. Mix iu with them well a, table spoonful of butter, a pinch of salt, an other of paprika, and a few drops of lemon Juice; then pluce in a double saucepan and heat. After setting aside until cool, form the chestnuts Into cro quettes, roll in egg and then In cracker dust as in the case of ordinary cro quettes, and set In the refrigerator for an hour until time to fry them In a deep pan of fat, which should be boil ing before the croquettes are placed In It Oyater 8alad. Scald oysters until they are plump, and then put them In cold water while they are boiling hot, so as to make them firm; put them to one side and boil five eggs hard ; take off the whites and chop fine ; lay a bed of white let tuce In a long dish ; place the oysters In this ; cover them with a mayonnaise dressing; over them place the yolks of the eggs, which have been mashed fine, and lastly the chopped whites of the eggs. Do not let It Btand long before serving. If you do the oysters and mayonnaise will become watery. Be sure the lettuce is thoroughly dried. Fried Tomatoes with Green Gravy. Cut tomatoes which are not too rlDe In inch slices, dust with salt, pepper ana flour ; brown quickly on both sides In hot butter, then pour over them thin cream to nearly cover, and slm mer five minutes. Lift the slices care fully on a platter, and thicken the gravy with the beaten yolk of an egg stirred into a half cup of cold cream or rvch milk ; do not let It auite boil pour over the tomatoes as soon as It thickens and serve hot This la a favor itedleb. Flckled Oyatera. Simmer about 200 oysters In their own liquor for five minutes, drain them well and place in Jars, pourlnz off from time to time any liquid that may ac cumulate. Flace on the fire In a sauce pan one quart of cider vlneear. hnlf an ounce each of whole cloves and pound ed mace, a level teaspoon of salt, a saltspoon of cayenne pepper and a ta blespoon of white mustard seed. Boll three minutes, then cool and pour over the oysters. Cold Catanp. One and a half pints of vinegar, one half teacup salt, one-half cup grated horseradish, two teaspoonfuls black pepper, one-half cup of mustard seed, two green peppers, two onions chopped fine, one teaspoonful celery seed, one teaspoonful cloves, two teaspoonfuls of cinnamon, one cup sugar, one peck ripe tomatoes chopped fine ; remove all seeds and Juice. Put all in tha vinrr nrui tal In Jan or cans. Cora pi,. Cot the kernels from ears as for tttwtaf. Make a rich pie paste, line a oeep baking dish with it pW and put Into it alternate layers of cut corn and little blocks of dough. Dot each layer with bits of butter and to cover all with a very liberal quantity of milk. Put on a top eorer of pastry and bake until a rich brown. s Pollah Bonlllon of Beet. Chop two bunches of beeta fw v.. with two quarts of cold water on hn for two hours. Strain, put in two table- Bpoonruis or vinegar, one-half table spoonful of sugar and one tfiminnnnfni of salt Set aside to cool. Beat one egg witn one-fourth pint of cream. When the soup is cold Dour tho on cream inlitafe into It and serve. Quick1 Mnfflaa. Sift two cups of flour with a tablespoon of sugar, two level teaspoons of baking powder and. a saltspoon of salt Beat two eew. add milk. Rub one level teaspoon each, of lard and bntter Into the flour and pour In the egg and milk. Beat and bake in well-greased muffin tins. Have You a Friend? Then tell him about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Tell him how it cured your hard cough. Tell him why you always keep it in the house. Tell him to ask his doctor about it. Doc-1 - -ie I tors use a great ueai or 11 tor throat and lung troubles. "I had a terrible cold and cough and waa threatened with pneumonia. I tried Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral and It m me quick and per fect relief. It U certainly a most wonderful couth medicine. "-Kaa A E. Whitmam, Bloui rIli, 8. Dak. MmAm by J. 0. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mam. naDOXeM.U7ri 01 7. SABSAPARIUA. uers PILLS. HAIR VIOOR. One of Ayer's Pills at bedtime will hasten recovery. Cently laxative. Stretching It. An American visiting Dublin told some startling stories about the height of some of the New York buildings. An Irishman who was listening stood It us long as be could, and then que ried : "Ye haven't seen our newest hotel, have ye?". The American thought not "Well," said the Irishman, "it's so tall that we had to put the two top 6torles on hinges." "What for?" asked the American. "So we could let 'em down till the moon went by," said Pat ner Olroree Portloa. "Mrs. Jones Just got a divorce from her husband for throwing salad in her face," said one. "Did she get alimony?" asked the other. "No," replied the first "She got the salad." New York Press. Hotel and restaurant prices aro steadily rising In German cities, be cause of the rapid rise of prices of meat and vegetables. Cooks and wait ers also demand much more than for merly. 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The late Justice Daly of New York frequently enlivened the tedium of legal proceedings had before hlni by hist . kindly wit. , One day a suit was brought before him In which damages were claimed by reason of an assault. Plaintiff had been knocked down by the defedant and se verely pummeled while prostrate. On of the witnesses seemed very reluctant to answer the questions put to him on cross-examination, In which he was up held by the court. "With all due respect to your honor," complained the attorney for the plain tiff, "the court does not appear to taka cognizance of the underlying principle In this case." "In my opinion," replied bis honor, good-naturedly, "the underlying princi pal In this case Is your client, Mr. At torney." Harper's Weekly. Stupid. "I wish I was half as beautiful as Miss Brown," remarked the fair Edith to Mr. Green. "Well, you are, you know," replied Green, thoughtlessly. Then he wondered why she suddenly rose and left him. 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