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About Lexington wheatfield. (Lexington, Or.) 1905-19?? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1906)
Catarrh Ii 'a constitutional (Unease originating In Impure blood and requiring constitutional treatment acting throuuh and purifying the blood for Us radical and permanent cure. The greatest constitutional remedy Is Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatnbs. 100 doses $1. Nasal and other local forma of catarrh are relieved by Catarrlets, which allay In flammation and deodorize discharge. SOo, Pollteneee Para. Virtue Is not to be measured by os tentatious giving. There Is frequently more real love for humanity In tho aoul of tho man who removes tho banana skin from the pavement than In the heart of the donor of the me morial window In the church. Polite ness, like all other faults and virtues, may becomo habitual. It Is surprising how many small acts of kindness, how many little deeds of helpfulness, one may do In the courso of a day when there are Inclination to be kind and a lookout kept for tho opportunity. One may set out with this Intention In the morning, and the footing up at night not to others, but to one's own secret conscience will be cheering and en couraging. ' To Make Harness Last Longer. A little economy, which sometimes means a good many dollars to a man, is the proper care of harness, carriage tops, etc. Leather in daily use, expos ed as it is to sun and wind, soon be comes dry, hard, inelastic, and nnable to stand strain. Then, very likely at the most unfortunate moment, a break occurs, and precious time and money are lost. All this is easily prevented by a little forethought and care on the part of the owner. Every one owning horses should be supplied with a good leather preservative, and a good axle oil. These two things are necessary to the largest economical nee of a working outfit, or a pleasure equipage. . . Observation has shown that no oil penetrates leather so deeply, and resists the drying effect of sun and wind so well as Eureka Harness Oil. Neatsfoot and some other inferior oils sometimes used, easily become ran cid, or because of containing acid, hurt the leather. Stable men and others posted on the subject, invariably uee Eureka Harness Oil. When harness is given an occasional dressing of this oil, and wagon spindles greased with Boston Coach Oil, a very large redaction is made in the necessary repair bills. Boston Coach Oil, by the way, is very much superior to Castor Oil. It has splendid lasting qualities, will not gam or corrode, and is more economical in every way. People who are after economy in sta ble management will do well to ask for these oils. An English miller has successfully test ed the vitality of some' wheat which was grown In 1839 and carefully preserved alnce. STAND ARM "Whenyoubuyw. OILED SUIT or SLICKER demand Its the easiest and only ww to get the best Sold everywhere Banking by Mail WE PAY INTEREST On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy; to open a Savings Account with lis by Mail as if you lived next door. Send for our free book let, "Banking by Mail." and learn full particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. .it m mm ix in t or r Ms. 41, O Am Havre Yon Noticed? "I think Dick and Kuthurlne will ioon bo married." "Why, denr?" "Well, I passed by the old porch Inst night and I heard her calling him pet names." ' ' "Gracious! And wan she calling him 'ducky' and 'deureat' and 'ungel faee?' " "Well, I should say not She was calling him 'dunce,' 'goose' and 'stu pid." " "You don't mean It!" "I do, and that Is always a sure sign a girl Is In love with a man." HAD TO USE A CANE. Weakened Kidneys Made an Elwood, Ind., Man's Back Give Out. B. A. Pugb, transfer basinets, 2020 North B Street, Elwood, Ind., says: "Kidney trouble kept me laid up for a long time and when i was able to be op I had to nee a cane. I had terrible backaches and vain in the shoulders. The kid ney secretions were dark colored. After doctoring in vain, began using Doan's Kidney Pills. Three boxes cured me entirely, and I am glad to recommend them. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foater-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Canarht. "Tommy, you ate those peaches that were In the pantry." "I didn't! I never touched em!" "O, well, it doesn't matter. They were green, wormy, and of no account, any way." '"Tain't so. They was splendid 1" Chicago Tribune. At the Nlfffct Sehool. Teacher (of rhetoric) What do you suppose the poet means when he speaki of "the sthuff that dreuni are made of?" Shaggy Haired Pupil I guess h means a cut of mince pie at bedtime. Vai Familiar. Redd Are you familiar with yacht ing terms? ' Orcene Oh, yes ; I tried to hire one, once! Yonkers Statesman. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to uw for their chudrea during tne teething period. The Greatest Seaport. New York Is the second great sea port of the world. In 1903 over nine million tons of Imports and eight mil lion seven hundred thousand tons of exports were cleared through New York Harbor. London Is the greatest seaport, exceeding New York in im ports, though not In exports. Antwerp and Hamburg are third and fourth, re spectively. riTO Vitas' Dane ana all Nervous Digrams lllu permanently cured by Dr. Kllne'a Great Nerve Restorer. Rend for FREE S2 trial bottle and treatise, ut. a- it. mine, ua. mi Aren uu, raiia.,ra. Some rhat Different. Miss Elderlelgh How perfectly shocking! Youngbach What's perfectly shock ing? M13S Elderlelgh Why, didn't you see old Wedderlelgh kles that doll faced Miss Peachly just now? He kissed her as affectionately as If she had been his wife. Youngbach Oh, much more affec tionately than that. I should say he kissed her just as if she wasn't his wife. You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Bast FREE. Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. T., (or a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, inerowingnaile and bunions. All drug gists sen u. c. iron i accept any suosuiBie. No TJae. "Do you notice what a lot of women are going In for science?" "Yes. My wife's got the fever, too.' "What's her line?" "Mechanics. She's an inventor." "Indeed? What has she invented?" "Why, she's Just perfected a stair step that makes me register the time I get home In the morning as soon as I put my foot on it" "Can't you beat it some way?" "It's no use. She's always awake any way and waiting for me on the up per landing." Cleveland Plain Dealer, Btati of Ohio, Citt of Tolido, I Lucas County. I Frank S. Cheney, makes oath that lie Is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney 4t Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot b cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Core. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. I)., I88t. A. W. GLEASON, jwitJ Notary Puttie. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free, , F. J. CHINEY b CO., Toledo, 0. Void by Drurrlsts, 76c. Hall's Family Pills arc the best.. Uee lapressua. Gunner Bluffem certainly has a con siderate wife. (She collects all the ex pensive cigar bands she can find. Guyer I don't see anything consid erate In that? Does she waste her time decorating plates? Gunner No, she gives them to Bluffem and he sticks them around his stogies. Then he makes the Impression that a is smoking 10-oent eliir "What Is a practlcu joke?" "Ona that you can sell for a dollar and buy bread with It" Judge. Mrs. Skinnum Why are you all hid ing from Tommy? Little Lizzie Tom my Is the butcher come with his bill. Philadelphia Itecord. That young widow says she Is go ing to break her husband's will." "I thought she did that soon after they were married." Baltimore American. In New York? "Can't you think of some unusual thing to do to-night something we haven't done before?" "We might spend the evening at home." Ufa. "That man never unes money In his campaigns." "No," answered Senator Sorghum, "he merely makes promises. He uses credit instead of cash," Washington Star. The Parson When I became a min lster, I gave up playing the piano. The Elder Then you became an expounder In a double sense of the word, didn't you? Yonkers Statesman. Cholly I thought perhaps you had a preference for Bobby Jones? Mildred Nonsense! You are Just as welcome here as be Is. Why, he Is the most la sufferable bore I know. Judge. "Why don't you get an automobile?" "My dear sir," was the answer, "I don't need It I have a dog, three life Insurance policies and a bolL I have troub'a enough." Washington Star. Cicely Why don t you learn to swim? Muriel There Is no one to teach me. Cicely How about the boys? Muriel Oh, they've all taught me be fore: different summers you know. Brooklyn Life. Gladys (at the seashore) Are you having as many proposals as you had last season? Mayme (wearily) Oh, yes, but tney are an rrom we same men I was engaged to last summer. Detroit Free Press. "But protested the pert young housewife, "you ought to take off some thing for the holes in these doughnuts." "Very well, madam," replies the wise baker; "I'll allow you one cent each for the holes when you return them." Chicago Dally News. , "What" asked the sweet girl grad uate, "was the happiest moment of your life?" The happiest moment of my life," answered the old bachelor, "was when the Jeweler took back the engagement ring and gave me collar button In exchange." Chicago News. Mrs. WindfallJust imagine, Hiram ! One of the sailors told me that this J boat is now In communication with her sister ship! I wonder what the con versation Is about? Mr. Windfall Humph 1 Most likely each It asking the other If her cargo is on straight Puck. "I presume, sir," began the young man, timidly, "that you will consider It very presumptuous for a fifty-dollar railroad clerk to apply for your daugh ter's hand In marriage." "Not at all, my boy," responded Senator Sllckguy, kindly. "I dare say your side grafts are quite remunerative." "Don't you object to your husband's poker playing?" "Goodness, no! I like it You see he always plays with Mr. Jones, and Mrs. Jones and I are friends. If Mr. Jones wins she takes the money away from him and divides with me. If my husband wtns I divide with her. Cleveland Leader. The two young men reached the door at the samj time. "Is Miss Swelling ton in?" they asked. The maid, Norah, looked at them and shook her head dis consolately "She's in to wan av ye an' out toth' other," she said at last; "but th' two av ve coming together has got me so tangled Ol'm blest If 01 know which Is which. But come rolght In both av ye, an' 0111 ax her to come down an' pick ye out" Judge. What's In a Name ? An Irish sol dier In a local regiment during the late war arrived at camp late one night He waa challenged with the usual, "Who goes there?" After pondering a few mo ments, and the challenge being repeat ed, and thinking he might avoid pun ishment, he answered : "Kitchener." He waa immediately knocked down with the butt end of a rifle. While he was on the ground ruefully rubbing hie head, the sentry exclaimed : "Why, lta Callaghan! What did ye say It waa Kitchener for?" "Shure," came the an swer, "when ye would do this to Kitch ener, phwat yould ye do to Callaghan?" Nearly all Americana are poor talk era. Think It over do you meet an Interesting talker once a month? Are you not bored every hour of the day by poor talkers? No trouble to raise boys; but girls must have their hair combed and wear white dresses. And white dresses don't do a thing to the washing. LINCOLN'S WEAPON, How He Employed Kldlcale (or Hie Mlenfa Deneflt. Wit and ridicule were Lincoln' weap on of offense and defense, and he probably laughed more Jury cases out of court than any other mun who ever practiced at the bar. 'I once heard Mr. Lincoln defend a man In IJloomlngton against a charge of passing counterfeit money," Vice rrenldent Stevenson told the writer. "There was a pretty clear case against the accused, but when the chief witness for the people took the stand he stated that his name was J. Parker Green, and Lincoln reverted to this the mo ment he rose to cross-examine. 'Why J. Parker Greene? What did that J. stand for? John? Well, why didn't the witness call himself John P. (ireen? That was his name, wasn't' It? Well. what was the reason he didn't wish to be known by his right name? Did J. Parker Green have anything to conceal, and if not, why did J. Parker Green part his name in that way?' And so on. Of course, the whole examination was farcical," Mr. Stevenson continued, "but there was something Irresistibly funny In the varying tones and inflec tions of Mr. Lincoln's voice as he rang the changes upon the man's name ; and at the recess the very boys in the street took up the slogan and shouted 'J. Par ker Green!' all over the town. More over, there was something In Lincoln's way of Intoning his questions which made me suspicious of the witness, and to this day I have never been able to rid my mind of the absurd Impression that there was something not quite right about J. Parker Green. It was all nonsense, of course, but the Jury must have been affected as I was, for Green was discredited and the defend ant went free." HOWARD JS. BURTON. Assayer arl Chemist. Leadvllle, Colorado. Kneel men prices: Gold, I'll "I , V uuiU Hutu, iia; i vi i; n. wv. , u.i.v v. Copper, 91. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and fall price list sent on application. Control and Um Silver, Lad, 1 ; tiold, Bllver,75c; Gold, 60c; Zinc or pire worn solicited. n Ire work solicited, lteferencet Carbonate Kar Uonal Bank. DR. C. GEE WO Wonderful Home Treatment This wonderful Chi nese Doctor Is called great brcause he cuivs people without npeia tlon that are g ven up to die. He enres wi n those wonderful Chi nese herb', rows, buds, barks and vegetables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence In this country through the use ol those harmless remedies. This tamrtis doctor knows the action ol over 600 different remedies, which he uses successfully In different disease. lie guaran ees to cure caiarrh, asthma, lung, throat rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid neys, etc.: has hundrels of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out ol the city write for blanks and circulars. Bend stamp. CONSULTATION i-HUK. Address The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 1 62H First St, S. C Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland, Oregon Avoiding Temptation. Slopay Let's go up this side street; I see my tailor coming down the ave nue. DIggs Why, I never knew yon to go out of your way to avoid meeting a creditor before. Slopay Yes, but I happen to have money In my pocket this time, and I might be tempted to pay him. Vi & The Kind You Have Always Eaf, m aW m M M WaV ' M A a- M mm MM M MM a Cav mm SaV m mm mm ma AT m J ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good " are but Experiments, and endanger tko health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Me Always Bought Sears the or TH eiNTSU OOMMNV. TT Si In Use F For the Children To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children ? Are they thin, pale, delicate ? Do not forget Ayer's Sarsaparilla. You know it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. ' The children cannot possibly hare rood health unless the bowels are In proper condi tion. A sluggish liver gives a coated tongue, bail breath, constipated bowels. Correct all these by giving small laiatlve doses of Arer'l Pills. All vegetable. Sugar-coated, A Made by J. O. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass. aw uuiuiaoturere 01 9 HAIR V1Q0R. I O f0 AGUE CUBE. UWfO CHERRY PECTORAL. wsLmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm New One on Him. 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Fast Color Eyelets used; thei will not wear brassy. Write for Illustrated Catalog ol Fall Styles. W. U DOUQLAS, Dept. 13, Brockton, Mass, CLASS1FIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre sentative Business firms. CHKAM BKPARATORS We guarantee the U.S. bepurator to be the beau Write lor free catalog, llazelwood Co., Fifth and Oak. PIANOS A OKO ANS Many fine Instruments re vert to us account b ckness or removal of buyer Write for descr.ption of pianos now ou band terms, etc. Write today. Ullbert Co., Portland. P. N.U. No. 44-06 WHEN writing to advertisers please I mention this paper. I Every tramcar in Belfast has written In large letters just over the step at each end of the car : "The lifeboat rule is wom en and children first." Bought has borne the signa Signature of Oyer 30 Years. MURRSV OTRCCT. NtW VORK CITY. lriTT'TTi t&eequalledatanyprice$ w To Shoe Dealers: I Js W. L Douglas' Job- VM. blng House Is the most tf fll I completein thtscpuniry 8$. W I