Catarrh
Ii 'a constitutional (Unease originating In
Impure blood and requiring constitutional
treatment acting throuuh and purifying the
blood for Us radical and permanent cure.
The greatest constitutional remedy Is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatnbs. 100 doses $1.
Nasal and other local forma of catarrh
are relieved by Catarrlets, which allay In
flammation and deodorize discharge. SOo,
Pollteneee Para.
Virtue Is not to be measured by os
tentatious giving. There Is frequently
more real love for humanity In tho
aoul of tho man who removes tho
banana skin from the pavement than
In the heart of the donor of the me
morial window In the church. Polite
ness, like all other faults and virtues,
may becomo habitual. It Is surprising
how many small acts of kindness, how
many little deeds of helpfulness, one
may do In the courso of a day when
there are Inclination to be kind and a
lookout kept for tho opportunity. One
may set out with this Intention In the
morning, and the footing up at night
not to others, but to one's own secret
conscience will be cheering and en
couraging. '
To Make Harness Last Longer.
A little economy, which sometimes
means a good many dollars to a man, is
the proper care of harness, carriage
tops, etc. Leather in daily use, expos
ed as it is to sun and wind, soon be
comes dry, hard, inelastic, and nnable
to stand strain. Then, very likely at
the most unfortunate moment, a break
occurs, and precious time and money
are lost. All this is easily prevented
by a little forethought and care on the
part of the owner. Every one owning
horses should be supplied with a good
leather preservative, and a good axle
oil. These two things are necessary to
the largest economical nee of a working
outfit, or a pleasure equipage. . .
Observation has shown that no oil
penetrates leather so deeply, and resists
the drying effect of sun and wind so
well as Eureka Harness Oil.
Neatsfoot and some other inferior
oils sometimes used, easily become ran
cid, or because of containing acid, hurt
the leather. Stable men and others
posted on the subject, invariably uee
Eureka Harness Oil. When harness is
given an occasional dressing of this oil,
and wagon spindles greased with Boston
Coach Oil, a very large redaction is
made in the necessary repair bills.
Boston Coach Oil, by the way, is very
much superior to Castor Oil. It has
splendid lasting qualities, will not gam
or corrode, and is more economical in
every way.
People who are after economy in sta
ble management will do well to ask for
these oils.
An English miller has successfully test
ed the vitality of some' wheat which was
grown In 1839 and carefully preserved
alnce.
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Havre Yon Noticed?
"I think Dick and Kuthurlne
will
ioon bo married."
"Why, denr?"
"Well, I passed by the old porch Inst
night and I heard her calling him pet
names." ' '
"Gracious! And wan she calling him
'ducky' and 'deureat' and 'ungel
faee?' "
"Well, I should say not She was
calling him 'dunce,' 'goose' and 'stu
pid." "
"You don't mean It!"
"I do, and that Is always a sure sign
a girl Is In love with a man."
HAD TO USE A CANE.
Weakened Kidneys Made an Elwood,
Ind., Man's Back Give Out.
B. A. Pugb, transfer basinets, 2020
North B Street, Elwood, Ind., says:
"Kidney trouble kept me laid up for a
long time and when i
was able to be op I
had to nee a cane. I
had terrible backaches
and vain in the
shoulders. The kid
ney secretions were
dark colored. After
doctoring in vain,
began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. Three
boxes cured me entirely, and I am glad
to recommend them.
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foater-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Canarht.
"Tommy, you ate those peaches that
were In the pantry."
"I didn't! I never touched em!"
"O, well, it doesn't matter. They were
green, wormy, and of no account, any
way."
'"Tain't so. They was splendid 1"
Chicago Tribune.
At the Nlfffct Sehool.
Teacher (of rhetoric) What do you
suppose the poet means when he speaki
of "the sthuff that dreuni are made of?"
Shaggy Haired Pupil I guess h
means a cut of mince pie at bedtime.
Vai Familiar.
Redd Are you familiar with yacht
ing terms? '
Orcene Oh, yes ; I tried to hire one,
once! Yonkers Statesman.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to uw for their chudrea
during tne teething period.
The Greatest Seaport.
New York Is the second great sea
port of the world. In 1903 over nine
million tons of Imports and eight mil
lion seven hundred thousand tons of
exports were cleared through New
York Harbor. London Is the greatest
seaport, exceeding New York in im
ports, though not In exports. Antwerp
and Hamburg are third and fourth, re
spectively.
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Some rhat Different.
Miss Elderlelgh How perfectly
shocking!
Youngbach What's perfectly shock
ing?
M13S Elderlelgh Why, didn't you
see old Wedderlelgh kles that doll
faced Miss Peachly just now? He
kissed her as affectionately as If she
had been his wife.
Youngbach Oh, much more affec
tionately than that. I should say he
kissed her just as if she wasn't his
wife.
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Bast FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. T., (or a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, inerowingnaile and bunions. All drug
gists sen u. c. iron i accept any suosuiBie.
No TJae.
"Do you notice what a lot of women
are going In for science?"
"Yes. My wife's got the fever, too.'
"What's her line?"
"Mechanics. She's an inventor."
"Indeed? What has she invented?"
"Why, she's Just perfected a stair
step that makes me register the time
I get home In the morning as soon as
I put my foot on it"
"Can't you beat it some way?"
"It's no use. She's always awake
any way and waiting for me on the up
per landing." Cleveland Plain Dealer,
Btati of Ohio, Citt of Tolido, I
Lucas County. I
Frank S. Cheney, makes oath that lie Is
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney 4t
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun
ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of Catarrh that cannot b
cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Core.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. I)., I88t.
A. W. GLEASON,
jwitJ Notary Puttie.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials, free,
, F. J. CHINEY b CO., Toledo, 0.
Void by Drurrlsts, 76c.
Hall's Family Pills arc the best..
Uee lapressua.
Gunner Bluffem certainly has a con
siderate wife. (She collects all the ex
pensive cigar bands she can find.
Guyer I don't see anything consid
erate In that? Does she waste her
time decorating plates?
Gunner No, she gives them to
Bluffem and he sticks them around his
stogies. Then he makes the Impression
that a is smoking 10-oent eliir
"What Is a practlcu joke?" "Ona
that you can sell for a dollar and buy
bread with It" Judge.
Mrs. Skinnum Why are you all hid
ing from Tommy? Little Lizzie Tom
my Is the butcher come with his bill.
Philadelphia Itecord.
That young widow says she Is go
ing to break her husband's will." "I
thought she did that soon after they
were married." Baltimore American.
In New York? "Can't you think of
some unusual thing to do to-night
something we haven't done before?"
"We might spend the evening at home."
Ufa.
"That man never unes money In his
campaigns." "No," answered Senator
Sorghum, "he merely makes promises.
He uses credit instead of cash,"
Washington Star.
The Parson When I became a min
lster, I gave up playing the piano. The
Elder Then you became an expounder
In a double sense of the word, didn't
you? Yonkers Statesman.
Cholly I thought perhaps you had a
preference for Bobby Jones? Mildred
Nonsense! You are Just as welcome
here as be Is. Why, he Is the most la
sufferable bore I know. Judge.
"Why don't you get an automobile?"
"My dear sir," was the answer, "I
don't need It I have a dog, three life
Insurance policies and a bolL I have
troub'a enough." Washington Star.
Cicely Why don t you learn to
swim? Muriel There Is no one to
teach me. Cicely How about the boys?
Muriel Oh, they've all taught me be
fore: different summers you know.
Brooklyn Life.
Gladys (at the seashore) Are you
having as many proposals as you had
last season? Mayme (wearily) Oh,
yes, but tney are an rrom we same
men I was engaged to last summer.
Detroit Free Press.
"But protested the pert young
housewife, "you ought to take off some
thing for the holes in these doughnuts."
"Very well, madam," replies the wise
baker; "I'll allow you one cent each
for the holes when you return them."
Chicago Dally News. ,
"What" asked the sweet girl grad
uate, "was the happiest moment of
your life?" The happiest moment of
my life," answered the old bachelor,
"was when the Jeweler took back the
engagement ring and gave me collar
button In exchange." Chicago News.
Mrs. WindfallJust imagine, Hiram !
One of the sailors told me that this J
boat is now In communication with her
sister ship! I wonder what the con
versation Is about? Mr. Windfall
Humph 1 Most likely each It asking
the other If her cargo is on straight
Puck. "I presume, sir," began the young
man, timidly, "that you will consider It
very presumptuous for a fifty-dollar
railroad clerk to apply for your daugh
ter's hand In marriage." "Not at all,
my boy," responded Senator Sllckguy,
kindly. "I dare say your side grafts
are quite remunerative."
"Don't you object to your husband's
poker playing?" "Goodness, no! I like
it You see he always plays with Mr.
Jones, and Mrs. Jones and I are
friends. If Mr. Jones wins she takes
the money away from him and divides
with me. If my husband wtns I divide
with her. Cleveland Leader.
The two young men reached the door
at the samj time. "Is Miss Swelling
ton in?" they asked. The maid, Norah,
looked at them and shook her head dis
consolately "She's in to wan av ye
an' out toth' other," she said at last;
"but th' two av ve coming together has
got me so tangled Ol'm blest If 01
know which Is which. But come rolght
In both av ye, an' 0111 ax her to come
down an' pick ye out" Judge.
What's In a Name ? An Irish sol
dier In a local regiment during the late
war arrived at camp late one night He
waa challenged with the usual, "Who
goes there?" After pondering a few mo
ments, and the challenge being repeat
ed, and thinking he might avoid pun
ishment, he answered : "Kitchener." He
waa immediately knocked down with
the butt end of a rifle. While he was
on the ground ruefully rubbing hie
head, the sentry exclaimed : "Why, lta
Callaghan! What did ye say It waa
Kitchener for?" "Shure," came the an
swer, "when ye would do this to Kitch
ener, phwat yould ye do to Callaghan?"
Nearly all Americana are poor talk
era. Think It over do you meet an
Interesting talker once a month? Are
you not bored every hour of the day
by poor talkers?
No trouble to raise boys; but girls
must have their hair combed and wear
white dresses. And white dresses don't
do a thing to the washing.
LINCOLN'S WEAPON,
How He Employed Kldlcale (or Hie
Mlenfa Deneflt.
Wit and ridicule were Lincoln' weap
on of offense and defense, and he
probably laughed more Jury cases out
of court than any other mun who ever
practiced at the bar.
'I once heard Mr. Lincoln defend a
man In IJloomlngton against a charge
of passing counterfeit money," Vice
rrenldent Stevenson told the writer.
"There was a pretty clear case against
the accused, but when the chief witness
for the people took the stand he stated
that his name was J. Parker Green,
and Lincoln reverted to this the mo
ment he rose to cross-examine. 'Why
J. Parker Greene? What did that J.
stand for? John? Well, why didn't
the witness call himself John P. (ireen?
That was his name, wasn't' It? Well.
what was the reason he didn't wish to
be known by his right name? Did J.
Parker Green have anything to conceal,
and if not, why did J. Parker Green
part his name in that way?' And so
on. Of course, the whole examination
was farcical," Mr. Stevenson continued,
"but there was something Irresistibly
funny In the varying tones and inflec
tions of Mr. Lincoln's voice as he rang
the changes upon the man's name ; and
at the recess the very boys in the street
took up the slogan and shouted 'J. Par
ker Green!' all over the town. More
over, there was something In Lincoln's
way of Intoning his questions which
made me suspicious of the witness, and
to this day I have never been able to
rid my mind of the absurd Impression
that there was something not quite
right about J. Parker Green. It was
all nonsense, of course, but the Jury
must have been affected as I was, for
Green was discredited and the defend
ant went free."
HOWARD JS. BURTON. Assayer arl Chemist.
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Copper, 91. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and
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Wonderful Home
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This wonderful Chi
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great brcause he cuivs
people without npeia
tlon that are g ven up
to die. He enres wi n
those wonderful Chi
nese herb', rows, buds,
barks and vegetables
that are entirely un
known to medical sci
ence In this country through the use ol those
harmless remedies. This tamrtis doctor knows
the action ol over 600 different remedies, which
he uses successfully In different disease. lie
guaran ees to cure caiarrh, asthma, lung, throat
rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid
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Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients
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Avoiding Temptation.
Slopay Let's go up this side street;
I see my tailor coming down the ave
nue. DIggs Why, I never knew yon to go
out of your way to avoid meeting a
creditor before.
Slopay Yes, but I happen to have
money In my pocket this time, and I
might be tempted to pay him.
Vi
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The Kind You Have Always
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ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-good " are but Experiments, and endanger tko
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Me Always Bought
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TH eiNTSU OOMMNV. TT
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In Use F
For the
Children
To succeed these days you
must have plenty of grit, cour
age, strength. How is it with
the children ? Are they thin,
pale, delicate ? Do not forget
Ayer's Sarsaparilla. You
know it makes the blood pure
and rich, and builds up the
general health in every way.
' The children cannot possibly hare rood
health unless the bowels are In proper condi
tion. A sluggish liver gives a coated tongue,
bail breath, constipated bowels. Correct all
these by giving small laiatlve doses of Arer'l
Pills. All vegetable. Sugar-coated,
A
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aw uuiuiaoturere 01
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Henry, aged 5, never had happened to
see a Mexican hairless dog before.
"Why, it's a raw dog, isn't it?" he said.
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i why they hold their shape, fit better,
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on the bottom, which protects you against high
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i tate. Arte your dealer for W. L. Douglas shoes
' mwtjt Inalat iinAfl havinir them.
Fast Color Eyelets used; thei will not wear brassy.
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