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HON. W. H. KELBAUGH
Of WEST VIRGINIA
PRAISES PE-RU-NA
Hon. W. H. Kelbaugh.
A Cold at, Any Time of the Year, Es
pecially in Hot weather, is Very Do
prcHHing to the Systfin. Pe-ru-na is
nn Kii(Muuloil Tonic; for Such Cawes,
Kead VV hat People Say About It.
....
Hon. W. II. Kelhaui:h, Ex-Member
W. Va. LcciHlyture, 204 Uth i-treet,
N. E., Vanhintton, D. C, writes:
"You can use my name and word at
all times for Peruna as a medicine and
tonic unequalled. I have tried it for a
stubborn cold and badly run down sys
tem. I tried all sorts of other medicines
and paid several expensive doctor bills.
Peruna cured me, strengthened me
more than ever, and saved me money."
Mrs. Clara Litterst, Seufield, Ind.,
says: "Last fall I took a severe cold. I
took Peruna, beuan to improve and kept
on so until I was able to do my work."
If the Mississippi valley were as dense
ly populated as Mnssnehusetts, it would
have 350,000,000 inhabitants. ,
Mothers will find M", Window' Soothing
Byrup the bent remedy to use for their children
during the teething poriod.
Admirable Arrangement.
"Where are you going to spend your
acation this summer, CrosswayV"
"We are going out to my brother's farm
in the country."
"You're not afraid to lenve your house
unoccuple during your absence?"
"It won't be unoccupied. My brother
and his family are coming to the city for
their vacation, nad they'll use the house
wbile we are away."
i Rt. V'tus' Dance ana all Nervous Disease
I iM-rmunantly cured by Dr. Kline's (treat
serve Restorer. Henri for KHEE I2trial bottln and
treatise. Dr. It. JLKIIn. , Ld.,tm Arch Kt., l'lilla.,!'.
Dr. Samuel Smiles, author of "Self
Help" and other works, left an estate val
ued at $.",89,820.
Young MEN, Old MEN, MiddEe.Aged MEN
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Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre
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MEN'S CI.OTHINO Buffum Pendleton, sola
agents Alfred Benjamin & Co.'s correct clothes.
Everything In men's furnlshlnits. Morrison and
Sixth streets. Opposite posiollict.
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No. 32-06
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BEN writing: to ndTerttiers please
mention mis paper.
KTcn I'rmtnn "nt I'nrr.
riirjelio wnn the 4-yenr-oId dauRhter
of a missionary to Persia, horn In that
land of Oriental ease and hospitality ;
and her little mind wan Imbued with
Ruch Ideas of mutual compliment and
her little toiiKue ho given to (races of
Hpeech that her New England grand
mother had many a shock.
The morning after the little girl ar
rived at the grandmother's home the
old lady was brushing out Phoebe's
curls, gloating over her after the fash
ion of grandmothers.
"My little phume-blrd!' she said over
and over ngaln.
"Why do you call me ph(Ebe-b!rd?"
asked the child nt hint.
"Here In America we have a bird
that says 'Phrnbe! phoebe!'" explained
her grandmother.
The child smiled, and her mother,
standing by, knew what was passing
In Phor-be's mind. Not so the grand
mother, who finished her task reluc
tantly at lust, and then stooped down
for a kiss.
"In Persia," said Pha.'be, In her most
caressing tone, "we have one old cut,
who say 'Dranina! dranma!'"
I.nrite for It Ave.
Old Jacob Wyekoff, a farmer whose
place was just outside of town, had
made a present of his largest yellow
pumpkin to the editor of the village
paper, and the editor wrote an Item
acknowledging the gift. Hut unfortu
nately the olllce boy who put It In type
got it mixed with an Item announcing
the birth of a baby in the family of
another subscriber. This is the way it
appeared In print :
Oui' old friend, Harry Townsend, is
celebrating the arrival of a fine boy at
his louse. The newcomer is the very
image of its father. It is one of the
large corn-field variety, with huge
bumps all over It and weighs fifty-six
pounds. There Isn't a flaw In It any
where, except a dent made by our fool
office boy; and that doesn't matter, as
we are going to cut it up at once.
You Can Qet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted. Le Rov.N. Y.. tor a
free sample of Allen's Koot-Kase. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching leet. It makes
new or tiKht snoes easy, a renam vujo iur
corns, inKrowingnatls and bunions. AU drug
gists sell it. 2fic. Don't accept any substitute,
Still More Ullllcult.
"Did you ever notice how awkward the
average woman is in driving a horse?
"Yes. Strange, too, for a lot of them
are pretty graceful at managing a mule'
of-a-husbund." Detroit Free Press.
lllilory Repeating Itnelf.
The parent robin had caught a con
sumptive looking, insignificant angleworm
by the toil and was trying to pull it out
of the ground.
"Let it go," squawked the jay. "It
isn't worth the trouble."
"Got to have it," said the robin. "We're
absolutely rut of meat, and I've no con
fidence in the canned goods any more."
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure It vou must take Internal remedies.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It was prescribed by one of the best physicians
In this country for years, and is a regular pre
scription. It is rompiiBed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood purl
tiers, sctlnit directly on the mucous surface
The perfect com bina' inn of the two ingredients
is what produces such wonderful results in
curing t-atarrn. rend tor testimonials tree.
F. J CIIENKY & CO., Props.. Toledo, 0,
Cnl l,ir rimulutu nrino7',o
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Obeyed 1 u tractions.
Man of the House Ve.vna, I told you
to call, me at 7 sharp this mommg.
Domestic I called ye as shairp as I
could, sorr, but I couldn't wake ye.
"Come, come, old boy, brace up ! You
know that faint heart ne'er won fair
lady." "But she's a brunette." Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Small Sutlofnotlon.
The mnn from West Pullman was mak
ing a complaint at the water office.
"The way we are treated in our sub
urb," he said, "is outrageous and abomin
able! Water, sir, is one of the prime
necessaries of life !"
"Not at all," responded the imperturb
able man at the desk. "If it were, m)
dear sir, it would all be in the possession
of some trust." Chicago Tribune.
A Coincidence.
"Miss Belle," said the teacher, "I
notice one thing peculiar about your
w'ork. Your botanical specimens are
exactly like those of Mr. Brown. Did
you gather them, or did he do the
work for you?"
"Why, er,' began the girl, "you see
we just happened to be always near
the same flowers at the same time."
Detroit Free Press.
Overlooking; a Bet.
"Tom's a fool !"
"Why, Margery ! I thought you liked
him."
"Well, we were sitting on the sofa
last nleht and he bet me that I couldn'1
whistle. And I turned to him and puck
ered up my Hps to start and "
"Well?"
"Well, he let me whistle !" Cleve
land Leaden
Only War of Escape.
"One juryman brought all the rest ol
you around to his way of thinking? He
must have presented some pretty strong
arguments.
"He did. He wouldn't eat anything but
garlic and limburger cheese, and he bad
'em brought in five times a day." Chi
cago Tribune.
Handy Ironlnit OtHflt.
A verv hnndv little thing for the I
housekeeper Is this ironing outfit. On
one eud of a smooth white board is i
eatly tacked a piece of soft, coarse
muslin, laid In several folds. On the ;
other end Is fastened a sheet of the
finest emery paper. Screwed fast be
tween these Is a small Iron stand, and
opposite to this reposes a cake of wax,
neatly swathed in linen. Thus every
eqnlslte for the ironing table is at
hand. Taking her Iron from the stand.
the housewife removes starch from it
by means of the emery, supplies polish
by a few passes over the wax, and gives
a finishing touch by rubbing It over the
folds of cloth.
Pickled Oymlers.
f-'train the liquor from one hundred
large oysters, and add to It a quarter of
a pint of best vinegar, a quarter of a
pint of white wine, four saltKiwotifuls
of salt, six spoonfuls of whole black
pepper and a little whole mace; put
tlilf. on the fire and let it boll a few
minutes, then pour while boiling hot
over the oysters and let them stand ten
minutes; pour the liquor off and let
both liquor and oysters got cold, then
put the oysters In glass Jars and cover
with the liquor ; put on the covers and
close tightly. These will keep for some
tiu;e.
Tomato Catnap.
Boll together a peck of unpeeled to
matoes and a half-dozen white onions
until soft enough to rub through a col
ander. After they have passed through
the colander, rub theui through a sieve
and put Into the preserving kettle with
three buy leaves, a tablespoonful each
of powdered pepper, cloves, mace, sugar,
salt and celery seed (this last tied in a
little cheesecloth bag) and a half-tea-
spoouful of paprika. Boil for six hours,
stirring frequently. Take out the bag
of seed, add a pint of vinegar, boil up
once hard and remove from the Are.
Tripe and Potato Stew.
Cut one pound of cold cooked tripe
Into inch pieces with half the amount
of cold boiled potatoes; make a rich
cream sauce of two tablespooufuls of
butter, a tablespoonful and a half of
flour and a cupful and a half of rich
milk; season with a teaspoonful of on
ion Juice, salt and cayenne, and add the
tripe and potato; toss gently in the
sauce until thoroughly heated through
and serve in a hot, covered dish. Oys
ters are sometimes used in place of the
potatoes.
Staffed Deefnteak.
Frepare a dressing of one cupful of
bread crumbs, one tablespoonful of
chopped parsley, salt and pepper to
taste. Trim off the fat from a sirloin
steak, spread on the dressing, roll up,
Fkewer or tie to keep It in shape, and
bake an hour. Baste often with drip
ping. When done, remove the skewer
carefully that it may not unroll, and
serve with brown sauce. Mushrooms
may be added to the stuffing if desired,
Oranste Puff Pie.
Cream together three-fourths of
cupful of sugar and three tablespoon
fuls of butter and bent in the juice of
an orange and half of the rind, grated
add the beaten eggs, reserving the
whites of two of them for icing ; line a
deep pie plate with a rich; flaky crust
and fill with the mixture; bake, and,
when done, cover with an Icing made
by beating the whites of the two eggs
with three tablespoonfuls of powdered
sugar.
Boston Baked Bean Cake.
These are ninde of left-over baked
bcuns. Heat with a little water to
moisten, rub through colander, season
with salt, pepper and mustard. Put
tahlespoonful of pork drippings or but
ter in a frying pan, and cook In it when
hot a tablespoonful of minced onion,
taking care not to bare it blacken.
When colored slightly, lay In the cakes
and brown on either side. Serve on
toast, or with tomato snuce.
Hot Chocolate Sauce.
Boll together a cup of water and a
half cup of sugar for two minutes,
adding a pinch of ciiintimon. RUb four
tablespoonfuls of grated chocolate to a
paste with a gill of mlk and a scant
teaspoonful of cornstanh dissolved In a
little water. Boll, stlning steadily, for
three minutes, then adi a teaspoonful
of vanilla and serve.
Sour-Milk Beult.
One quart of flour; i teaspoonful of
baking soda, sifted with the flour; a
spoonful of salt; onelinlf cup lard,
chopped into the flour. (Mix all togeth
er, adding enough verf sour milk to
make a biscuit dough, j
Celery Sace,
Again a white sauce it" melted butter,
tills time flavored by the addition of
chopped celery, the later having been
well boiled till quite euder in salted
natax,
Too Much of a Good Thine
"Even assuming that humor is tbe
salt of life, we don't want to eat salt
with a spoon. But here in America
everything seems to be sacrificed to
humor. Your politics have to be made
humorous. Your courts of justice have
to amuse. Before a great time has
gone by you will be having funny ser
mons. We shall hear that Kev. Mr.
So-and-So's Sunday morning sermon
real screamer imu u wu .r
celvea wlrn rorH 01 laugnrer. men uio
chl,rch servk'e w111 be considered a bit
to low and wlu have t0 b rewr.U
ton J sorne DrlgUt young Dumorl8C
lrom a wpaTH r omce. xour ver,
1 murder cases will have to be made
'bright.' It Is a foregone conclusion
that domestic tragedies shall be side- j
splitting. I really am not sure that in
time America will not get a comical
funeral service, with a low-comedy
undertaker." Jerome K. Jerome In the
Cosmopolitan.
Where He Excelled.
Church What degree did your son
get at college?
Gotham S. 8.
"Never heard of such a degree."
"Oh, yes you have. Short stop."
Yonkers Statesman.
Corroborative.
Caller Don't you consider Prof. Jones-
by a man of much practical wisdom
not at all conceited or opinionated, you
know, but full of accurate knowledge and
plain common sense?
Mrs. Lapsling les, indeed; I think
he's one of the most saponacious men I
ever met.
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-gfood " are hut Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castor ia is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhcea and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
J Ml
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CENTAUR COMPANY, TV
How to Exercise the
Bowels
Yotr Intestines are lined inside with
millions of little suckers, that draw the
Nutrition out of food as It passes them.
But, if the food passes too slowly, It
decays before it gets through. Then the
little suckers draw Poison from it instead
of Nutrition.
This Poison makes a Gas that Injures
your system more than the food should
have nourished It.
You see, the food Is Nourishment or
Poison, just according to how long it stays
in transit.
The usual remedy for
this delayed passage (called
Constipation) is to take a
big dose of Castor Oil.
This merely make slippery the passage
for unloading the current cargo.
It does not help the Cause of delay a
trifle.
It does slacken the Bowel-Muscles more
than ever, and thus weakens them for
their next task.
Another remedy is to take a strong
Cathartic, like Salts, Calomel, Jalap, Phos
phate of Sodium, Aperient Water, or any
of these mixed.
What does the Cathartlo do?
It merely flushes-out the Bowels with a
waste of Digestive Juice, set flowing Into
the Intestines through the tiny suckers.
'
But, the Digestive Juice we waste In
doing this today Is needed for tomorrow's
natural Digestion. We cannot afford to
lose it.
That's why Cascarets are the only safe
medicine for the bowels.
My Hair is
Scraggly
Do you like it? Then why
be contented with it? Have
to be? Oh, no! Just put on
Ayer's Hair Vigor and have
long, thick hair; soft, even
hair; beautiful hair, without a
single gray line in it. Have a
little pride. Keep young just
as long as you can.
" I am fifty-seven years old, and nntll re
cently my hair wm very finj. But In a few
weeks Ayer's Hair Vipor reHtored the natural
color to my hair so now there is not a (jray
hair to be seen." J. W. Hanson, Boulder
Creek, Cal.
Mde by J. 0. Aycr Co., Lowell, Mm.
aibo manuiAQturors ox
7 SAB.SAPAB1LLA.
yen
PILLS.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
The Speculator's) Proercso.
Graball So you sent your boy
around the globe for a little trip, eh?
I heard he was dabbling some in
stocks?
Ritchie Dabbling? He probably
was at first, but when I discovered his
predicament he was floundering In
them. Puck.
Signature of
MUNRAV TRCET. NEW YORK CITY,
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They do not waste any precious fluid of
the Bowels, as Cathartics do.
They do not relax the Intestines by
greasing them inside like Castor Oil or
Glycerine.
They simply stimulate the Bowel
Muscles to do their work naturally, com
fortably, and nutritiously.
And, the Exercise these Bowel Muscles
are thus forced to take, makes them
stronger for the future, Just as Exercise
makes your arm stronger.
Cascarets are as safe to
use constantly as they are
pleasant to take.
They are purposely put up like candy,
so you must eat them slowly and let them
go down gradually with the saliva, which
Is in itself, a fine, natural Digestive.
They are put up purposely in thin, flat,
round-cornered Enamel boxes, so they
can be carried in a man's vest pocket, or
in a woman's purse, all the time, without
bulk or trouble.
Price 10c a box at all druggists.
Be very careful to get the genuine,
made only by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany and never sold in bulk. Every tablet
stamped "CCC."
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17" FREE TO OUR FRIENDS!
We want to send to onr friends a beautiful
French-designed. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX.
hard-enameled in colors. It is a beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked an a
measure of food faith and to cover cost of Cascarets,
with whlchTHlsTaTnty trinket is loaded. 711
Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York.
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