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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (April 22, 1937)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, April 22, 1937 Happy Hulda Goes On Dishpan Duty THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young A Sheepish Expression G-QuAK THE FEATHERHEADS CO^E ON- GET UP LAMBKINS! BREAKFAST IS WAITING/ COME ) —I ON,Now/ J. A LOT OF THINGS MEET THAT’S W OUR DIS APPROVA TODAY— WHAT • « THAT / i ■-------------- - WHEN , AERYTHING " Goes LAMB MY WORD OUvE USED ( so MUCH THIS 9 V WHAT THOUGHT- WRONG IT IS APT To BE A BAH DA) MORNING. ) \ BAH/ By C. M. PAYNE S’MATTER POP—Now Two Toot», Meaning Cleared Track 5 WHAT THA, 7 C OW Pattern 1383 Happy Hulda, as chief-cook- and-bottle-washer, invites you to cross stitch this set of seven tea towels (8 to the inch crosses), in the gayest floss you can find! Pattern 1383 contains a transfer pattern of seven motifs (one for each day of the week) averaging about 6 by 6%2 inches; materia) requirements; illustrations of al) stitches used; color suggestions. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. - ON A TRACK Not to Be Regarded Lightly I B, s. I- MESCAL IKE When we give a promise we consider it a small outlay, but often large demands are made upon it. The wasp makes no honey, but it is quite as busy as the bee. The bee, you see, understood how to get the praise and poetry of man. Civilization is self-control. Self- expression, as interpreted, is merely “letting yourself go” and making a mess for yourself and everybody else. When ten.ptation refuses to pur sue you, it knows you don’t care much for it, anyway. (copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Ine) Maybe He Ran Too Fast HUNTLEY GOSH, WHEREO HE GIT T— BLACK . EE ? Unfitness of Things Shoes that are too small do not deceive the observant. 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WNU—13 16—37 ALL The Curse of Progress Hard Lack The diner in the cheap restaurant gave an exclamation of annoyance. “Anything wrong, sir?” asked the waitress. “Wrong!” he ejaculated, “I should say so. This egg is as hard as a brick.” “Sorry!" replied the waitress. "We used the egg-timer for it.” “Oh!” he growled. “I thought you’d used a calenda..” Tit for COMFORTS AT RATES SUBURBAN HEIGHTS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS 5 Tat Lady in Car (to man she has just bowled over)—It was your own fault entirely. I have been driving a car for ten years, and 1 am thoroughly experienced. Pedestrian—I am not a beginner, either. I’ve been walking for 50 years.—L. & N. Employes’ Maga zine. Pirate’s Rate Miss Gush (on ship) — Captain, weren’t you ever boarded by pi rates? Captain—Yes, they charged me $3 a day, and the food was terrible. 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