THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, April 22, 1937
Happy Hulda Goes
On Dishpan Duty
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
A Sheepish Expression G-QuAK
THE FEATHERHEADS
CO^E ON- GET UP
LAMBKINS! BREAKFAST
IS WAITING/ COME )
—I ON,Now/
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A LOT OF THINGS MEET
THAT’S
W
OUR DIS APPROVA
TODAY— WHAT • « THAT /
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WHEN ,
AERYTHING
" Goes
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MY
WORD OUvE USED
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so MUCH THIS 9 V
WHAT
THOUGHT-
WRONG
IT IS APT
To BE A
BAH DA)
MORNING. ) \
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By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP—Now Two Toot», Meaning Cleared Track
5
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Pattern 1383
Happy Hulda, as chief-cook-
and-bottle-washer, invites you to
cross stitch this set of seven tea
towels (8 to the inch crosses),
in the gayest floss you can find!
Pattern 1383 contains a transfer
pattern of seven motifs (one for
each day of the week) averaging
about 6 by 6%2 inches; materia)
requirements; illustrations of al)
stitches used; color suggestions.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York,
N. Y.
Write plainly pattern number,
your name and address.
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ON
A TRACK
Not to Be Regarded Lightly
I
B, s. I-
MESCAL IKE
When we give a promise we
consider it a small outlay, but
often large demands are made
upon it.
The wasp makes no honey, but
it is quite as busy as the bee. The
bee, you see, understood how to
get the praise and poetry of man.
Civilization is self-control. Self-
expression, as interpreted, is
merely “letting yourself go” and
making a mess for yourself and
everybody else.
When ten.ptation refuses to pur
sue you, it knows you don’t care
much for it, anyway.
(copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Ine)
Maybe He Ran Too Fast
HUNTLEY
GOSH, WHEREO
HE GIT T— BLACK
.
EE ?
Unfitness of Things
Shoes that are too small do not
deceive the observant.
To be “up and doing” is inter
esting, no doubt important; but,
goodness, are we never to culti
vate repose—and do a little think-
ing?
We wonder if silver-tongued
orators at times have difficulty
in finding something to be silvery
about.
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Fast Friends
Bz Ted.NLoushlin.
Ot WUZ HELD up 100
(N TH' STHATION HOUSE
— ME MISSUS WILL BE
HAVIN' ME DINNER. __
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fe
f BE NEz
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; AGOIN' OUT b
AS FAR AS
GREEN LANE
HUH? WHO
bd BLOWING
ATZ .
Ol DONT
CARE HOW
FAST A
I'LL GET k
THERE IN
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AS LONG
AS HE
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OFFICER .
DON'T
SPEED
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By FRED HARMAN
BRONC PEELER — A Few Strays Go Further Astray
WHADs OLnHEs?
HE AINT NEVER
‘KOUNO
woRK
WHEN THA2S
oo
?"RAEF“R
Fa G osh SAKES, PeTE— Gr HI OFF
“YeR MIND ‘FORE THIS CALF STUFFS A
HooF Down) ER. 616 MoUTH —-------
— 1 SENT Hin OVER To RIDE BEAVER FLATS,
FEC RAYS.
-En LONG “AQS,IVE RALEO
REO SOLES— IVE LEARNEO
HES ON "THIS VANGE —
ANO ILL GET HIM -—
6.BOLIVEQ WIHEQS
UM-OY JOLY/-WHo AQE
1HosE MEN ?
-IHEY DONT BELON6 To OUR OUTFIT,
BuT THEY ARE ORNING ou® CATTLE.
STEALING — THAT'S IT/
ILL LEARN
I TELL
WHo IHEY AKE
BRONC
PEELEO.
BEFORE
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Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets made of
May Apple are effective in removing
accumulated body waste.—Adv.
Different Ups
You can’t keep a good man
down; nor an impudent one.
Don9t Irrítate
Gas Bloating
If you want to really GET RID OF
GAS and terrible bloating, don't expect
to do it by just doctoring your atom*
ach with harsh, irritating aikailee and
“‘gas tablets." Most GAS is lodged In
the stomach and upper Intestine and
is due to old poisonous matter in the
constipated bowels that are loaded
with ill-causing bacteria.
If your constipation Is of long stand-
Ing, enormous quantities of dangerous
bacteria accumulate. Then your diges
tion is upset. GAS often presses heart
and lungs, making life miserable.
You can't eat or sleep. Your head
aches. Your back aches. Your com
plexion is sallow and pimply.
Your
breath Is foul. You are a sick, grouchy,
wretched, unhappy person.
YOUR
SYSTEM IS POISONED.
Thousands of sufferers have found In
Adlerika the quick, scientific way to
rid their systems of harmful bacteria.
Adlerika rids you of gas and cleans
foul poisons out of BOTH upper and
lower bowels.
Give your bowels a
REAL cleansing with Adlerika. Get
rid of GAS. Adlerika does not gripe
—is not habit forming. At all Leading
Druggists.
WNU—13
16—37
ALL
The Curse of Progress
Hard Lack
The diner in the cheap restaurant
gave an exclamation of annoyance.
“Anything wrong, sir?” asked the
waitress.
“Wrong!” he ejaculated, “I should
say so. This egg is as hard as a
brick.”
“Sorry!" replied the waitress.
"We used the egg-timer for it.”
“Oh!” he growled. “I thought
you’d used a calenda..”
Tit
for
COMFORTS
AT RATES
SUBURBAN HEIGHTS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
5
Tat
Lady in Car (to man she has just
bowled over)—It was your own fault
entirely. I have been driving a car
for ten years, and 1 am thoroughly
experienced.
Pedestrian—I am not a beginner,
either. I’ve been walking for 50
years.—L. & N. Employes’ Maga
zine.
Pirate’s Rate
Miss Gush (on ship) — Captain,
weren’t you ever boarded by pi
rates?
Captain—Yes, they charged me
$3 a day, and the food was terrible.
ALL
CAN AFFORD
BROADWAY
& SALMON
SALMON
& PARK
ABOUY AU MERE IS 10 DO Tbit TIME OF YEAR
IS 10 60
OVER, 10 IE VACANY LOY AND SPECULATE 6L00MIY HOW SOON
15 6016 10 SfOP BEING A LAKE AND BECOME A BASEBALL DIAMOND
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