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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (April 15, 1937)
Thursday, April 15, 1937 THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. ======================= Ask Me Another THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE ======================= Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS The Long Pull /EAH—I KNOW T he DENTI ST , TOLD ME To HAVE IT OUT IF IT STARTED To HURT r— AGAIN /AT, WELL-DOC, WELL-THEN— ou GET THAT TOOTH J Hou OLD " B ore - i guess HI s BUM tooth PULLED —( TODA: COME right IN—PLEASURE To see MOu SEAL-PLEASURE ) As You KNOW o ou! WHAT * i ONLY CUAN CHARGE Ape ou GOIN6 Ou THREE To CHARGE FOR DOLLARS THIS OPERATION? ILL HAVE To _ COME OUT j ROBBER' AN OUTRAGE./ 3 BUCKS FOR 3 MINUTES . WOR K/ / 7 I'LL TELL You I WHAT I CAN DO- I'LL PULL IT REAL ) SLOW - TAKE HALF ‘ AN HOUR - SO YOU GET IOUR MONEYS T WORTH — a 233 IS VJ Be WEEN EXTRACTONS IN 46 DENTST JUST FILLS IN THE Time: ( By C. M. PAYNE pyright, 1936. by The Bell Syndicate. Inai MESCAL IKE Isn’t That Just Like Muley? By S. 1_ HUNTLEY 1. Why does a cat always fall on its feet? 2. Who was Seneca? 3. Would the water which was used to make a piece of ice oc cupy the same space as the frozen block? 4. What are the largest tribes oi Indians? 5. What is meant by “dog Lat- in”? 6. For whom was the state oi Georgia named? 7. What quality does "sacchar ine” mean? 8. What city is called the City of Five Flags? 9. What country has neither army nor navy? 10. What is the greatest height oi a wave at sea during a storm that has been reported? Answers 1. A cat has an acute balancing sense and very flexible muscles. Instinct teaches it to twist itself so that its feet will reach the ground before its body. 2. Roman philosopher, born 4 B. C. 3. Scientific investigation tells us that the size of the block of ice is actually greater than the actual dimension of the water, be cause water expands as it is frozen to form ice. 4. The largest tribes are the Na vajo, the Sioux and the Chippe was, with respective counts of 44,078, 35,412 and 26,127. 5. Barbarous or mongrel Latin. 6. George II of England. 7. Sweet. 8. Mobile, Ala. Over it has flown the flags of France, Spain, Eng land, United States and the Con federacy. 9. Ireland. 10. Eighty feet. Encountered in the North Atlantic by the British steamship Majestic in 1922. y y S’MATTER POP- Take Note of This, Kids A General Quii • © Bell Syndicate.—WND Service. H i, MULE zwnas No rBMINK 40 %) A KILLS INSECTS ON FLOWERS • FRUITS VEGETABLES & SHRUBS Demand original sealed bottle», from your dealer 3cyy ARV FINNEY OF THE FORCE By TedQLouehlin Without End I'VE BEEN WAITIN’ FER —AND HEN I SLAMMED THE DOOR RIGHT IN HIS FACE — just WAIT T ill . OUR HUSBAND GITS HOME I'LL FIND OUT IP I HAVE, ( to put up WIH that / 'ioú! 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Eager to Oblige He examined the menu carefully, and then tossed it irritably on the table. “Waiter,” he called, "is this all you have today?” "Yes, sir,” said the waiter, whose term of service expired at the end of the week. "Why, there’s nothing on the menu fit to eat—absolutely noth ing I” roared the diner. “Bring me the manageri” “Very good, sir," eagerly piped the waiter. “How would you like him—grilled or fried?” A Delicate Competition “Didn't Crimson Gulch take up the idea, just for novelty, of offer ing a prize for the toughest-looking man?” “Yes," answered Cactus Joe. "But the enterprise fell through. There wasn't anybody who would have had nerve enough to face men who was maybe jest lookin' for trou ble and formally announce to one of them that be bad won the prize.” GLUYAS WILLIAMS THE SPECTATOR FOR COLDS Nature can more quickly expel infection when aided by internal medication of recognized merit Salicon Tablets HAVE RECOGNIZED MERIT THE CHEERFUL CHERUB KMCHEN ON TABLE,A5KIN8 KIND 15 1? CAN HE CAUSES a SILENTLY ■!■■■ ■! — « I have c very lonesome lif e.. VARIOUS < 1? Will a HAVE The friends Ive never met I miss. It helps my work to feel thi Way — I write sac times like * BANISHED BUTTER. 0. poems
