Thursday, April 15, 1937
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
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Ask Me Another
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
The Long Pull
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By C. M. PAYNE
pyright, 1936. by The Bell Syndicate. Inai
MESCAL IKE
Isn’t That Just Like Muley?
By S. 1_ HUNTLEY
1. Why does a cat always fall
on its feet?
2. Who was Seneca?
3. Would the water which was
used to make a piece of ice oc
cupy the same space as the frozen
block?
4. What are the largest tribes oi
Indians?
5. What is meant by “dog Lat-
in”?
6. For whom was the state oi
Georgia named?
7. What quality does "sacchar
ine” mean?
8. What city is called the City
of Five Flags?
9. What country has neither
army nor navy?
10. What is the greatest height oi
a wave at sea during a storm that
has been reported?
Answers
1. A cat has an acute balancing
sense and very flexible muscles.
Instinct teaches it to twist itself
so that its feet will reach the
ground before its body.
2. Roman philosopher, born 4
B. C.
3. Scientific investigation tells
us that the size of the block of
ice is actually greater than the
actual dimension of the water, be
cause water expands as it is
frozen to form ice.
4. The largest tribes are the Na
vajo, the Sioux and the Chippe
was, with respective counts of
44,078, 35,412 and 26,127.
5. Barbarous or mongrel Latin.
6. George II of England.
7. Sweet.
8. Mobile, Ala. Over it has flown
the flags of France, Spain, Eng
land, United States and the Con
federacy.
9. Ireland.
10. Eighty feet. Encountered in
the North Atlantic by the British
steamship Majestic in 1922.
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By TedQLouehlin
Without End
I'VE BEEN WAITIN’ FER
—AND HEN I SLAMMED
THE DOOR RIGHT IN HIS
FACE — just WAIT T ill .
OUR HUSBAND GITS HOME
I'LL FIND OUT IP I HAVE,
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On Uncertain Ground
Every change makes the favor
ite of fortune anxious.—Schiller.
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Constipated
30 Years
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constipation. Sometime« I did not go
for four or five days. I also had awful
gas bloating, headaches and pains in
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Now I eat sausage, bananas, pie, any
thing I want and never felt better. I
sleep soundly all night and enjoy life.”
—Mrs. Mabel Schott.
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“In addition to intestinal cleansing, Adlerika
checks the grouth of intestinal bacteria and
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BRONC PEELER__ Withers May Let His Gun Speak
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At all
and stubborn constipation.
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By FRED HARMAN
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Division
Spilt water cannot be gathered
up.—Chinese Proverb.
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Certified Public Accountant
A certified public accountant is
an accountant who has met the re
quirements of a state law, has won
a state certificate, and is permitted
to use the designation C. P. A.
“Estates of the Realm"
In Great Britain the "estates of
the realm” are three in number—<
the lords spiritual, or the church
men; the lords temporal, or the no
bility, and the commons.
The Curse of Progress
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Eager to Oblige
He examined the menu carefully,
and then tossed it irritably on the
table.
“Waiter,” he called, "is this all
you have today?”
"Yes, sir,” said the waiter, whose
term of service expired at the end
of the week.
"Why, there’s nothing on the
menu fit to eat—absolutely noth
ing I” roared the diner. “Bring me
the manageri”
“Very good, sir," eagerly piped
the waiter. “How would you like
him—grilled or fried?”
A Delicate Competition
“Didn't Crimson Gulch take up
the idea, just for novelty, of offer
ing a prize for the toughest-looking
man?”
“Yes," answered Cactus Joe.
"But the enterprise fell through.
There wasn't anybody who would
have had nerve enough to face men
who was maybe jest lookin' for trou
ble and formally announce to one
of them that be bad won the
prize.”
GLUYAS WILLIAMS
THE SPECTATOR
FOR COLDS
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never met I miss.
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to feel thi Way —
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