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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (March 25, 1937)
Thursday, March 25, 1937 THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists .By Outor... THE FEATHERHEADS Floored WASHING YOUR HEAD 2 WHY THERE ISN’T ANY SHAMPOO (N THE HOUSE | SURE—- TR IT SOMETIME HEY FANNY! DID Nou WASH VOLR HEAD AND USE ALL M SHAVING CREAM ? Me ? OHI,NO! TUST TRYING ('M YOL CAN IT COUNT ON AN ADDING MACHINE- BUT DON'T OUT— SHAMPOOING I CAN'T EVEN FIND i — - T he BE/ Qs QUAK — . 1 THE RuG/ 4*) FIGURE ON) THE CARPET Your Work at Hand Look to tomorrow and plan for tomorrow — but don’t forget to work today. The people are not so often "fooled" as it seems. They’re in different. If you find that life is trying, do a little trying yourself. Pleasures are the commas that punctuate life’s sad story. One likes as 1 friend an optimist with a strong peppery flavor of pessimism in his makeup. Hold on to the Handrail Friendship is the handrail up the stairway of life. He is a poor fighter who permits an idea to strike him when he if off his guard. Grouchy folks are sincere in this : They do not try to hide their bad temper. But that makes them no more likable. Future grandpas will tell more about the hard times of this era than about the “good old days." Which Kind Have You? One kind of temperament stands aside and scorns the human race, another kind tries to see what can be done to better it. You never can tell. An exploded theory doesn’t always wake up the theorist. Happiest housewife is one who has just made a noble pudding when her husband has unexpect edly brought a friend home to dinner. By C. M. PAYNE S'M ATTER POP— Oh, Ho! The Fellah Forgot About His Past Experience a VOJ 6 ET " S&UIRTED WIT# GRAPE-FRUIT EVERY— 7 HeRHIHG . A . .0.9 SWELL DowT YA'r ( ? That Is a Friend A true friend will multiply your joys and divide your sorrows. Haste makes waste, it is true, but not like extravagance. Scandal is the devil's merry-go- round. A black sheep is sophisticated; you can’t pull the wool over his eyes. (Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) B, s. u MESCAL IKE DADSUMMIT: A DOLLAR , Returned Goods HUNTLEY OVER SI . BIs ! Short-Lived Governments France has had 100 govern ments—premiers and their cab inets—or an average of one every eight months since becoming a republic for the third time in 1871. Not one has served a full term of four years because each has been forced to resign the first time that one of its bills was voted down by the National As sembly, an act which is indica tive of a lack of confidence in the cabinet. —Collier’s Weekly. A BUCK 4. CACTUS CENTER - 3H/LES FINNEY OF THE FORCE Fitting Bz Ted.I.Lçushlün. 1‘ NVIDENCE BE AGIN Vez—So Ol'LL MARTA LOCK VEZ LP— E'LL. GET A HEARIN' IN — [ 1‘ MARNIN'/ KiN Ez GIT A LAWYER 2 HANE Nez GOT th ' MONEY T’HIRE I DONT HAVE N MONEY r------ WELL— IF HE GITS ME OFF— I'LL GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF THE BEST —T SUITS? g ou CANT DO THIS / - TO ME! 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FOR COLDS Nature can more quickly expel Infection when sided by internal medication of recognized merit Salicon Tablets HAVE RECOGNIZED MERIT 12—37 WNU—13 Sociability The Curse of Progress ITEO AND Aree Mo Poes Dei, oe OUR. AMALGAMHED VNtUK BIN. fig) CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT “Why do neighbors quarrel? asked the kindly citizen. said “Mostly for sociability. Farmer Corntossel. "If you try to go ahead and mind your own busi ness some folks are sure to think you're stuck up and don’t want to notice ’em.” BUILDING OPPORTUNITY SEND FOR FREE LIST of many ways to make money In your own home. Women or Men. No person ally selling or canvassing. MR. MOORE, 26 LINCOLN ST., SPRINGFIELD, MASS. DOESNT Get Down to Facts Restaurant Customer — Take this ham sandwich back and give me another one. This thing doesn't taste right. Proprietor — If you will remove the cellophane wrapper it might taste more like a ham sandwich.— Boston Transcript. I look ahead with longing To wh en there’s peace agcin------ My job of being cheerFul Will be so easy Ne Nudist Pat and Mike stood before a shop window, wherein were placed trunks on “Mike. why don’t you buy trunk?" “What for?” "To put your clothes in.” "What, and me go naked?” THE CHEERFUL CHERUB then. a HUFFILY
