Thursday, March 25, 1937
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
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Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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THE FEATHERHEADS
Floored
WASHING YOUR
HEAD 2
WHY
THERE ISN’T
ANY SHAMPOO
(N THE HOUSE
| SURE—-
TR IT
SOMETIME
HEY FANNY! DID Nou WASH
VOLR HEAD AND USE ALL
M SHAVING CREAM ?
Me ?
OHI,NO!
TUST
TRYING
('M
YOL CAN
IT
COUNT ON
AN ADDING
MACHINE-
BUT DON'T
OUT— SHAMPOOING
I CAN'T EVEN FIND i
—
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FIGURE
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CARPET
Your Work at Hand
Look to tomorrow and plan for
tomorrow — but don’t forget to
work today.
The people are not so often
"fooled" as it seems. They’re in
different.
If you find that life is trying,
do a little trying yourself.
Pleasures are the commas that
punctuate life’s sad story.
One likes as 1 friend an optimist
with a strong peppery flavor of
pessimism in his makeup.
Hold on to the Handrail
Friendship is the handrail up
the stairway of life.
He is a poor fighter who permits
an idea to strike him when he if
off his guard.
Grouchy folks are sincere in
this : They do not try to hide their
bad temper. But that makes them
no more likable.
Future grandpas will tell more
about the hard times of this era
than about the “good old days."
Which Kind Have You?
One kind of temperament stands
aside and scorns the human race,
another kind tries to see what
can be done to better it.
You never can tell. An exploded
theory doesn’t always wake up the
theorist.
Happiest housewife is one who
has just made a noble pudding
when her husband has unexpect
edly brought a friend home to
dinner.
By C. M. PAYNE
S'M ATTER POP— Oh, Ho! The Fellah Forgot About His Past Experience
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That Is a Friend
A true friend will multiply your
joys and divide your sorrows.
Haste makes waste, it is true,
but not like extravagance.
Scandal is the devil's merry-go-
round.
A black sheep is sophisticated;
you can’t pull the wool over his
eyes.
(Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
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Short-Lived Governments
France has had 100 govern
ments—premiers and their cab
inets—or an average of one every
eight months since becoming a
republic for the third time in 1871.
Not one has served a full term
of four years because each has
been forced to resign the first
time that one of its bills was
voted down by the National As
sembly, an act which is indica
tive of a lack of confidence in the
cabinet. —Collier’s Weekly.
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By FRED HARMAN
BRONC PEELER__ Brone to the Rescue
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WHo Eve His COMPANY IS,
A in T WELCOME.
OHclOSGFeO
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Why Laxatives
Fail In Stubborn
Constipation
Twelve to 24 hours is too long to wait
IF i CAN JisT get there
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PETE's GoT AN AWFUL EAPEC.
HIS IS MY HOME SEAD. AN GOL
DERN IT— IF YA’D KEPT OUT OF
T‘ WAY— I‘D KILLED THEM
. SKUNKS WITHOUT GITTIN’
Dil FUMIGATED — OH MY-OH MY.
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URSELF MY G ood MAN-
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Our Allies
Good manners and soft words
have brought many a difficult
thing to pass.—Aesop.
FOR COLDS
Nature can more quickly expel Infection when
sided by internal medication of recognized merit
Salicon Tablets
HAVE RECOGNIZED MERIT
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Sociability
The Curse of Progress
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CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
“Why do neighbors quarrel?
asked the kindly citizen.
said
“Mostly for sociability.
Farmer Corntossel. "If you try to
go ahead and mind your own busi
ness some folks are sure to think
you're stuck up and don’t want to
notice ’em.”
BUILDING
OPPORTUNITY
SEND FOR FREE LIST
of many ways to make money In your
own home. Women or Men. No person
ally selling or canvassing. MR. MOORE,
26 LINCOLN ST., SPRINGFIELD, MASS.
DOESNT
Get Down to Facts
Restaurant Customer — Take this
ham sandwich back and give me
another one. This thing doesn't taste
right.
Proprietor — If you will remove
the cellophane wrapper it might
taste more like a ham sandwich.—
Boston Transcript.
I look ahead with
longing
To wh en there’s
peace
agcin------
My job of being
cheerFul
Will be so easy
Ne Nudist
Pat and Mike stood before a shop
window, wherein were placed
trunks on
“Mike. why don’t you buy
trunk?"
“What for?”
"To put your clothes in.”
"What, and me go naked?”
THE CHEERFUL CHERUB
then.
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