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Thursday, February 18, 1937 THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE By Neysa McMein Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS HERE I AM— - AFTER A HARD DA’S SHOPPING .„Bx Osborne... OH AMD ou NO DOUBT FORGOT — AMD----- DIDNT I FORGET S our . WELL, NOW is OUR PACKAGE THOUGHTFUL I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN! LOOK AT IT/ THIS WALLET IS NO GOOD WHY THIS 1 WONT HOLD MANY BANKNOTES- To Have and— Qs UAr AH/ THAT’S JUST . r / ’I DONIT WANT IT To HOLD MANY- IN FACT RIGHT NOW Ou CAN RELEASE SOME To PAY FOR----- A HUSPAAD IS LIKE A SHEPHERD- HE HATES o HAVE ANY STRAYING FROM THÉ (BILL) FOLD 6 0 IC Maple Fudge. 2 cupfuls of maple sugar 1 teacupful of cream 1 tablespoonful of butter 1 teacupful of black walnuts Cook sugar and cream to soft- ball stage, add butter, take from fire and allow to cool to body heat (98 degrees), then stir in nuts and beat until creamy. Copyright.—WNU Service. The Pedestrian I gaze across the street so wide; I start, I dart, I squirm, I glide; I take my chances, oh, so slim— I.trust to eye and nerve and limb. I scoot to right, I gallop through; I’m here and there. I’m lost to view. My life, I know, hangs in the toss—another plunge —I am across! Oh, give me pity, if you can— I’m just a poor pedestrian.—The Uplift. H—sit 1 S’MATTER POP- Step on It, Pop, and Get Claim Filed! By C. M, PAYNE * Hene's that, fait, "Phillips'Wey To Alkalize Stomach Quickly oLLER SKATING ON A T+ w ? A + 072 se ) Q /// \ To 6o RoLLER SATIN _ ON A 46R s € ? y 03 lopyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc ) MESCAL IKE It Takes So Little to Turn Some People’s Heads B, s. L. HUNTLEY WHY, GOOD MOR ....GRACIOUS. On all sides, people are learning that the way to gain almost incredibly quick relief, from stomach condition arising from overacidity, is to alka lize the stomach quickly with Phil lips’ Milk of Magnesia. 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Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with anything less than Creomul- slon, which goes right to the seat of the trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the inflamed mem branes as the germ-laden phlegm Is loosened and expelled. Even If other remedies have failed, don’t be discouraged, your druggist Is authorized to guarantee Creomulsion and to refund your money if you are not satisfied with results from the very first bottle. Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.) YOU CAN THROW CARDS IN HIS FACE ONCE TOO OFTEN 4 HEN you have those awful The Curse of Progress wow LOOM* 1 OLD MAN SMITS ( BARN BJRNIN’ Beating the Gun He had been roaming round the historic old mansion. Presently he returned, looking white and trem bling in every limb. “I—I’ve just seen your family ghost,” he stuttered to the owner of the mansion. “Ha, ha!” laughed the other. “Gave you a start—what?” The guest glanced nervously over his shoulder. "Believe me,” he said, nervously “I didn’t need a start.” Who Was Chauffeur? “And so,” concluded the Sunday school teacher, "Adam and Eve were driven from the Garden of Eden.” "Couldn’t Adam drive his own car?” asked the pupil whose dad ran a garage. Who Does He Think He Is? Autoist (after killing lady's poodle)—I’m sorry, madam, but I’ll replace the animal. Angry Lady—Sir, you flatter your self. THE FAMILY ALBUM-STAIRS 6065 UPSTAIRS 10 6Ef SCSSOR5 FOR WIFE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS HEARS WIFE CAIL AND RUNS Down to SEE WHNT K IS FiDs SHE MERELY WAT% 10 kNOw DID HE FIND n ? 60E5 UP AGAIN CALS YWERE DID SWE SM WORK-BASKET 15 ? MAXE HER HEAR, AND COMES HALFWAY DOWN 10 auw when your nerves W are cramps; all on edge—don’t take it out on the man you love. Your husband can’t possibly know how you feel for the simple reason that he is a man. A three-quarter wife may be no wife at all if she nags her hus- band seven days out of every month. 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