Thursday, February 18, 1937
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
By
Neysa
McMein
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
HERE I AM—
-
AFTER A HARD
DA’S SHOPPING
.„Bx Osborne...
OH
AMD
ou
NO DOUBT
FORGOT
— AMD-----
DIDNT
I
FORGET S our .
WELL, NOW
is
OUR
PACKAGE
THOUGHTFUL
I MIGHT HAVE
KNOWN! LOOK
AT IT/ THIS
WALLET IS
NO GOOD
WHY THIS 1
WONT
HOLD MANY
BANKNOTES-
To Have and—
Qs UAr
AH/ THAT’S JUST
. r / ’I DONIT WANT
IT To HOLD MANY-
IN FACT RIGHT
NOW
Ou CAN
RELEASE SOME
To PAY FOR-----
A HUSPAAD
IS LIKE A
SHEPHERD-
HE HATES
o HAVE
ANY
STRAYING
FROM THÉ
(BILL)
FOLD
6 0
IC
Maple Fudge.
2 cupfuls of maple sugar
1 teacupful of cream
1 tablespoonful of butter
1 teacupful of black walnuts
Cook sugar and cream to soft-
ball stage, add butter, take from
fire and allow to cool to body heat
(98 degrees), then stir in nuts and
beat until creamy.
Copyright.—WNU Service.
The Pedestrian
I gaze across the street so wide;
I start, I dart, I squirm, I glide;
I take my chances, oh, so slim—
I.trust to eye and nerve and limb.
I scoot to right, I gallop
through; I’m here and there. I’m
lost to view. My life, I know,
hangs in the toss—another plunge
—I am across!
Oh, give me pity, if you can—
I’m just a poor pedestrian.—The
Uplift.
H—sit 1
S’MATTER POP- Step on It, Pop, and Get Claim Filed!
By C. M, PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE
It Takes So Little to Turn Some People’s Heads
B, s. L. HUNTLEY
WHY, GOOD
MOR ....GRACIOUS.
On all sides, people are learning that
the way to gain almost incredibly
quick relief, from stomach condition
arising from overacidity, is to alka
lize the stomach quickly with Phil
lips’ Milk of Magnesia.
You take either two teaspoons of
the liquid Phillips' after meals; or
two Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia Tab
lets. Almost instantly “acid indiges-
tion” goes, gas from hyperacidity,
“acid - headaches” — from over-in
dulgence in food or smoking — and
nausea are relieved.
Try this Phillips' way if you have
any acid stomach upsets. You will be
surprised at results. Get either the
liquid “Phillips” or the remarkable,
new Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia
Tablets. Only 25. for a big box of
tablets at drug stores.
LOOK
OUT.
ALSO IN TABLET FORM:
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted Q'Loughlin
ANAT.E2
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WHY oi
Joe
Out in the Cold
THAT’S
nice —
PINCHED
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BUT DID
ou
MISLAY
HIM 2
AMD
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HAD
ou WENT
To GET HIM
SOME MEDICINÉ/
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BESOIDES OI DIDN'T WANT
1‘KETCH HIS COLD
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BLITHERS! NON-RRRRO& YYSsPe
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MILK OF
MAGNESIA
Try Making Friends
It often happens in the deter
mined effort not to make enemies
one does not make friends, either.
Still Coughing?
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GOLLY THAT F ood SMELLS G ood
w ITS FRESH RHUBARB —
AN COOKED JIST TH WAY
PHILPS
HE SAID IT
WUZ JEST
A COMMON
GOLD BUT
IT LOOKED
LO i K e A
BRONC PEELER — The Enemy Meet
Each tiny tablet
is the equivalent
of a teaspoonful
of genuine Phil-
lips’Milk of
Magnesia.
BRONC PEELER’S
(ree PAIL OF WATER-
LARIAT
LASSO OR ROPE.
HIDE AND ALLO FINE. HEMP.
A HIDE LAOIAT— ‘A INCH IN
DIAMETER AND BRAIOEO FRoY
4 0 8 SEPARATE. STRANDS.
HEMP — 3/+ INCH IN DIAMETER
LENGTH or THESE YoPts VARIED
Fron 40 TO 70 FEET.
No matter how many medicines
you have tried for your cough, chest
cold or bronchial irritation, you can
get relief now with Creomulsion.
Serious trouble may be brewing and
you cannot afford to take a chance
with anything less than Creomul-
slon, which goes right to the seat
of the trouble to aid nature to
soothe and heal the inflamed mem
branes as the germ-laden phlegm
Is loosened and expelled.
Even If other remedies have
failed, don’t be discouraged, your
druggist Is authorized to guarantee
Creomulsion and to refund your
money if you are not satisfied with
results from the very first bottle.
Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.)
YOU CAN THROW CARDS
IN HIS FACE
ONCE TOO OFTEN
4
HEN you have those awful
The Curse of Progress
wow LOOM*
1 OLD MAN SMITS
(
BARN
BJRNIN’
Beating the Gun
He had been roaming round the
historic old mansion. Presently he
returned, looking white and trem
bling in every limb.
“I—I’ve just seen your family
ghost,” he stuttered to the owner
of the mansion.
“Ha, ha!” laughed the other.
“Gave you a start—what?”
The guest glanced nervously over
his shoulder.
"Believe me,” he said, nervously
“I didn’t need a start.”
Who Was Chauffeur?
“And so,” concluded the Sunday
school teacher, "Adam and Eve
were driven from the Garden of
Eden.”
"Couldn’t Adam drive his own
car?” asked the pupil whose dad ran
a garage.
Who Does He Think He Is?
Autoist (after killing lady's
poodle)—I’m sorry, madam, but I’ll
replace the animal.
Angry Lady—Sir, you flatter your
self.
THE FAMILY ALBUM-STAIRS
6065 UPSTAIRS 10 6Ef
SCSSOR5 FOR WIFE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
HEARS WIFE CAIL AND
RUNS Down to SEE WHNT
K IS FiDs SHE MERELY
WAT% 10 kNOw DID HE
FIND n ? 60E5 UP AGAIN
CALS YWERE DID
SWE SM
WORK-BASKET 15 ?
MAXE HER HEAR, AND
COMES HALFWAY DOWN
10
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when your nerves
W are cramps;
all on edge—don’t take it out
on the man you love.
Your husband can’t possibly
know how you feel for the simple
reason that he is a man.
A three-quarter wife may be
no wife at all if she nags her hus-
band seven days out of every
month.
For three? generations one woman
has told another how to go “‘smil-
Ing through’’ with Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2 Pre
paring for motherhood 3. Ap-
proaching ‘‘middle age"
Don't be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA E PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go “Smiling Through.”
MORNING DISTRESS
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RETURNS whil EMBROIDERY
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INO SHE DOESNY SEE
WHY * LifE ERRAND
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SCISSORS,
is due to acid, upset stomach.
Milnesia wafers (the orig
inal) quickly relieve acid
stomach and give necessary
elimination. Each wafer
equals 4 teaspoonfuls of milk
of magnesia. 20c, 35c & 60c.