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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, January 28, 1937 | The Thinker Is the Real Ruler of World —---- ---- —— WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists Come to a Boil WHY I READ THAT IN JAPAN THEY BATHE IN WATER AT 120° AND < Ou KICK ABOUT THIS — WH—- / THIS WATER’S Too HOT- < TRYING To ) KILL ME 2 J WHAT WAIT — IT WAS BAD ENOUGH -RING To SCALD SO ME — / DON'T SCOLD ME! Q&UK WOMEN 7 SEEM to LIKE 1c GET MEN IN HOT WATER ‘ NONSENSE. I TRIED IT- JUST RIGHT Behind the invention there !» | the inventor; behind every dis- | covery there is the pioneer; and behind each new thought there is the thinker. The thinker is thus the real | ruler of the world. He initiates new ideas, he is behind each great advance that is made, and really it is he who determines the line along which mankind is destined to advance. The thinkers are the world’s real leaders; can we not as well say that they are the world’s real rulers? 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LeT Me The class in public speaking was to give pantomimes that afternoon. | One frosh got up when called on, went to the platform and stood per fectly still. “Well,” said the prof, after a minute’s wait for something to hap pen. “What do you represent?” “I’m imitating a man going up in | an elevator,” was the quick re sponse.—Illinois Guardsman. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS THE RACE LUXURIOUS ROOMS rom with bath .. without baffi Conscience Hurts BUDDY SHOUß "AL RJOHT” AND 6 FLASH OFF LIKE A CRUS HIM BACK EXPLAINS IN » RACE YOU HAE 10 STAR1 EVEN SUDDENLY S#0U15 •lt<s 60‘AND DAR15 off, LEAVING BUDDY Al 12001 . are iO from $175 W Hi She Knows “Mummy, why must the or- ! chestra eat in the interval?” “I don’t know what they do. Why do you ask?” ” 'Cos the program says that the second half of the concert will be played by a fuller orchestra.” 4" 5 . 30 Jp h : ¡fig SINGLE Two men were seated in a crowded railroad car. 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