THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, January 28, 1937
| The Thinker Is the
Real Ruler of World
—---- ---- ——
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
Come to a Boil
WHY I READ THAT
IN JAPAN THEY
BATHE IN WATER
AT 120° AND
<
Ou KICK
ABOUT THIS —
WH—-
/
THIS WATER’S
Too HOT- <
TRYING To )
KILL ME 2 J
WHAT
WAIT — IT WAS
BAD ENOUGH
-RING To
SCALD
SO
ME —
/
DON'T
SCOLD ME!
Q&UK
WOMEN 7
SEEM to
LIKE 1c
GET MEN
IN HOT
WATER
‘ NONSENSE.
I TRIED IT-
JUST RIGHT
Behind the invention there !»
| the inventor; behind every dis-
| covery there is the pioneer; and
behind each new thought there is
the thinker.
The thinker is thus the real
| ruler of the world. He initiates
new ideas, he is behind each great
advance that is made, and really
it is he who determines the line
along which mankind is destined
to advance. The thinkers are the
world’s real leaders; can we not
as well say that they are the
world’s real rulers? The pen is
mightier than the sword!—Rev.
E. Neville Martin, M. A.
Quickest Way
to Ease a
COLD
1
Take 2 Bayer
Aspirin tablets
with a full glass of
water.
By C. M. PAYNE
2
If throat is sore
also, gargle with 3
Bayer tableta in
} glass of water.
The modern way to ease a cold is
this: Two Bayer Aspirin tablets the
moment you feel a cold coming on.
Repeat, if necessary, in two hours. If
you also have a sore throat as a result
of the cold, dissolve 3 Bayer tablets in
16 glass of water and gargle with this
twice. The Bayer Aspirin you take
internally will act to combat fever,
aches, pains which usually accompany
a cold. The gargle will provide almost
instant relief from soreness and raw
ness of your throat. Your doctor, wo
feel sure, will approve this modern
way. Ask your druggist for genuine
Bayer Aspirin by its full name — not
by the name "aspirin” alone.
(Copyright. 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) )
MESCAL IKE
By
s. l .
"WE GOT A ▼ WOULDJA
RIGHT NICE NEED SOME
I SPECIAL OKI 1RÛ3OQ BLADE
¡ SOCKS
/------- "-------- "
2 TODAY
/
. PO2T
OFF122
) /
NPW
On Second Thought
HUNTLEY
LOWS NAW
‘BOUT
SOME.
SHIRTS
WAJJTS A
.
DURI
1 POSTAGE
STAMP!
THEM
AIGS IS BABÖA.IK1 [DONUH
PLUMB oJ BOOTS? ^5°
1 AY
FRESH )
ght BACON!
WE GOT A
NEW LINE
OF SADDLES
V OEST IN
y NAN .
DAOGUMMIT
X WAJJTA
POSTAGE
STAMP!!
Cl
I
/ THAR’S
-
Í OR. STAMP-
NOW IS THAR. )
AhNIpiM' ELSE /
1 CAN Dû A "-------
- FER UH?77 I
WAL , VUH
)
MIGHT STICK OUT
VOR TONGUE So
As 1 CANSEAL
n ENVELOPE t
/ ARE
( NOU .
SURE
NAW!)
D
DOZEN
2 FULL DOZEN FOR 25c
Virtually 1c a Tablet
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Quiet Dignity
Bz Ted.Louehi:.
Let It Slide
Oi wuz CHASIN
1
A THEEF AH' IT
WUZ SO SLIPPERY
THAT we WUZ .A
TELLING EZ
0 Be
CAREFUL -
, EOT
CREEPIN/
THAT
PHcloSSIFER
FINNEY
- MINY 4
A GOOD
SKATE
FOINPS
HIMSELF
SHLIPPING
\
WAS "
AFTER
NOD 2
FELL 2
T’RRUN—AN’
. BANGO—/
Quiet dignity is a hard task;
some people want to talk.
CHECK THAT COUGH
BEFORE IT GETS
WORSE
Check it before it gets you down. Check it
before others, maybe the children, catch it.
Check it with FOLEY’S HONEY A TAR.
This double-acting compound gives quick relief
and speeds recovery. Soothes raw, irritated
tissues; quickly allays tickling, hacking. Spoon-
ful on retiring makes for a cough-free sleep. No
habit-forming, stomach-upsetting drugs. Meal
for children, too. Don’t let that cough due to a
cold hang onl For quick relief and sptedtd
recovery insist on FOLEY’S HONEY & TAR.
955 MISERABLE?
Mrs.
By FRED HARMAN
BRONC PEELER—Danger
IVE LooKEO UNOED
EvEfr P ock
an ' into EERY
BAO6ER HOLE. ,
A n I CANT FIND
HIDE NoQ HAIR
OF TH' Ho.ere
"IHAT STOLE
MY OL TRoTERS
I CANT FOEN F ino No RACKS-
IT COULDN’T BE A VARMINT •—
IT MUST'VE BEEN A HUMAN —
NoTHIN’ ELSE WOULD STEAL
MY FRIED IAEOS AN COFFEE. -
IS WORN OUT
AN
FEY
C ocks , LOOKIN)’
GUESS i ' ll PACK
HOMESTEAD
PEACE
THERE
MY FooO.
Tilly
Lowe of
1I1S N. 9th St.. Po-
catello, Idaho, said :
“Dr. Pierce’s Favor
ite Prescription is an
excellent tonic for
women. After my last
child came I was ail
‘nerves’ and didn’t
sleep
very
well.
When I had taken the first bottle of ‘Pre-
scription' as a tonic I felt a lot better, so
I took three more—then I had a good ap
petite and felt like a new woman.” Buy now I
New size, tablets 50c., liquid $1 & $1.35.
WNU—13
for WESTERN WOSPITALITYin
— BuT AT HAT V ERY MoMEMT- A HUGE, OLD
ano HUNGRY MOUNTAIN L ion . CROUCHES
on A LEDGE ABOVE PETES "IWO
HOBBLED Horses.
• 1937 BY FRED HARMAN FEATURES
Thespian
The Curse of Progress
WlD THE)
HAFTA INNVENT
LOCKS F 's zees’
mom !
Pop!
-
HeSH UP
M CEN
TE ucce
i LOST My
key! LeT Me
The class in public speaking was
to give pantomimes that afternoon. |
One frosh got up when called on,
went to the platform and stood per
fectly still.
“Well,” said the prof, after a
minute’s wait for something to hap
pen. “What do you represent?”
“I’m imitating a man going up in |
an elevator,” was the quick re
sponse.—Illinois Guardsman.
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
THE RACE
LUXURIOUS
ROOMS
rom
with bath
.. without baffi
Conscience Hurts
BUDDY SHOUß "AL RJOHT”
AND
6
FLASH
OFF LIKE A
CRUS HIM BACK
EXPLAINS IN » RACE
YOU HAE 10 STAR1
EVEN
SUDDENLY S#0U15
•lt<s 60‘AND DAR15
off, LEAVING BUDDY Al
12001
. are
iO
from $175
W
Hi
She Knows
“Mummy, why must the or- !
chestra eat in the interval?”
“I don’t know what they do. Why
do you ask?”
” 'Cos the program says that the
second half of the concert will be
played by a fuller orchestra.”
4" 5 .
30 Jp h : ¡fig
SINGLE
Two men were seated in a
crowded railroad car. One notic- I
ing that the other had his eyes
closed, said: “Bill, are yer feelin’
well?”
“I’m all right,” said Bill, “but
I do hate to see ladies standing.” |
17
ir
OREGON’S W
ROSE CITV (
RUNS, Whd BDDDY
PLODDING MONG BE
MND SHOUTING HE
S1ow5 powi 10 A TR01
•
- ----
FAIR SAR
BUDDY, MEANWHILE
CACHINO Ut PUFFS
Past MIM, SHUUÎNÔ
All Ri@w1, Ht'S
RACING AGNIN
RACE ENDS rt A DRAW,
EACH CLAIMING H WON
AND SFTÎLiN I BY A
WPTS1uNd MMÍCH
20 ".a