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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON Thursday, December 31, 1936 Here's a Smart Rug That's Easy to Make WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS Fun Before Breakfast By Osborne PM AFRAID I CAN’T - NO NONSENSE/ GET IN THE . HURRY AND CLOSE MILK, DEA R THE DOOR J— How’S BREAKFAST COMING ALONG 2 —ill ( EVERY THING’S CANT SET THE “ READ—BRING I ON THE FOOD - TABLE BECAUSE I'M HERE To IT IS STANDING TAKE IT-BUT HERE ________ _ I SUPPOSE ou ) HERE’S L A I CAN'T---- I'M - AFRAID BREAK FOR, Ou---- CRACK. HE EGGS 1e MORNING THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER WILL CAN ou DISH - IT OUT? — GET BURNED UP IF I LEAVE _ — IT NOW ARGUMENT is THE ORICINAl BREAKFAST CEREAL- CONTINUED NEXT Lillm... By C. M. PAYNE POP—Huh! William Also Was Left S'MATTER To T1 ps ON A • FENCE AND Two 4 LEW AWAY ! _ , Now, PICK EM " > UP AN JeRn E m AWA LIKE “Wo BiDs < Just a simple square, repeated and joined together forms this smart rug. 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