THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON
Thursday, December 31, 1936
Here's a Smart Rug
That's Easy to Make
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Just a simple square, repeated
and joined together forms this
smart rug. You’ll love doing the
colorful squares in varied colors,
and, in no time at all, you’ll have
enough completed to make this
stunning rug. Here’s one way to
turn useless rags into something
worthwhile, though rug wool or
candlewicking may also be used.
Done in Germantown the
squares would make a handsome
cushion or chair set. In pattern
5699 you will find complete instruc-
tons and charts for making the
square shown; an illustration of
it and of the stitches needed; ma
terial requirements.
To obtain this pattern send 15
cents in stamps or coins (coins
preferred) to The Sewing Circle
Household Arts Dept., 259 W.
Fourteenth street. New York, N. Y.
Write plainly pattern number,
your name and address.
Foreign Words
and Phrases
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Arriere pensee. (F.) A mental
reservation.
Crescite et multiplicamini. (L.)
Increase and multiply. (The motto
of Maryland.)
Fo tes vos jeux. (F.) Place your
stakes (at roulette, etc.).
Ipso jure (L.) By unques-
tioned right.
Lusus naturae. (L.) A 1 freak of
nature.
Nemine contradicente
(nem.
con.) (L.) No one speaking in op
position.
Renommee. (F.) Fame, renown.
(Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
MESCAL IKE
Pattern 5699
Call Your Shot
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acquainted with any members of the
jury?
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Attorney—Are you willing
swear that you know more than
half of them?
Witness—If it comes to that, Mr.
Attorney, I’m willing to swear I
know more than all of them put
together.—Capper's Weekly.
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tions!” exclaimed the exasperated
mother. "Don't you know that curi
osity killed the cat?”
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ment. "Izzat so?” she queried
brightly. "What’d the cat wanta
know?”
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Specialist—Could you pay for an
operation if I thought one was neces-
Patient—Would you find one neces
sary if I could not pay for it?
FOR COLES
Salicon Tablets
Nature can more quickly expel infection when
aided by internal medication of recognized merit
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