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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, December 24, 1936 ffouse/ioM • © QuesiioiïT WORLD’S BEST COMICS To remove a stopper from a glass jar pour warm water into a pan and invert jar in it, gradually add warmer water until it is quite hot, but not so hot as to break jar. Leave in water for some time, occasionally trying stopper to see if it is loose. Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists Ves ? I OFTEN ) THERE “ou ARE WITH THAT SMELLY OLD PIPE — MAKING THE ROOM BLUE WITH —( SMOKE No Comment By Osborne THE FEATHERHEADS WONDERED HOW A MAN GOT ro TAKE JP THAT LINE j OF WORK- ----------- - ME — I MET ONE OF those aviator S- WRITERS, — ( TODAY 17 •-------------sau HUH 2 HE SAID HE DID IT BECAUSE HIS WIFE WOULDN’T ALLOW HIM To SMOKE IN THE _ HOUSE----- ___ _ SAY—I BET ou CsQUAK MADE THAT ONE UP OURSELF-------- AMP AS FAR AS WIVES OBJECTING To SMOKE IN He HOUSE — iF ou HAP To CLEAN—AND AIR ROOMS —AMD WASH CURTAINS- _________ _ AMD -ETC— ------------------------ ) 0 HAVE To TD UP AFTER A WALKING BONFIRE/ WHAT HAVE HOu To SAY To --------- - THAT 2 - ----------------------- / SILENCE MAY Be GOLDEN- BOT DON'T FORGET me NOTHING COVOfí. i S MellOW Glasses which are used for milk or any milky substances should always be washed in cold water in preference to hot. The latter is apt to leave a cloudy appear ance and necessitates a great deal more labor in the washing. The same rule applies to perfectly new glasses which have not been used. Wilted and shabby black silk ribbons can be restored by spong ing with vinegar and ironing on wrong side. Place bacon, fried fish or fried potatoes on brown paper before placing on the serving platter to avoid that greasy appearance. The paper will soak up the grease. Place mirrors in a position where the sun will not shine on them. Heat causes the quicksilver on the back of a mirror to crum ble. By C. M. PAYNE S’MATTER POP—Kids Will Nearly A ways Listen to Reason To bone a fish slip the knife un der the rib bones near the head and slit down the entire length of the body cavity. Then cut down to the ridge of the backbone, tak ing care not to cut through the skin. Disconnect the backbone at the head and lift the bony frame- work out of the fish. 75641 AMBE/UD TSETrer Finger-mark stains on doors and cupboards vanish as though by enchantment when lightly rubbed with a piece of flannel dipped in kerosene oil. 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