THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, December 24, 1936
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WORLD’S BEST COMICS
To remove a stopper from a
glass jar pour warm water into a
pan and invert jar in it, gradually
add warmer water until it is quite
hot, but not so hot as to break
jar. Leave in water for some time,
occasionally trying stopper to see
if it is loose.
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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THERE “ou ARE WITH
THAT SMELLY OLD PIPE —
MAKING THE ROOM BLUE
WITH
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By Osborne
THE FEATHERHEADS
WONDERED
HOW A MAN
GOT ro TAKE
JP THAT LINE
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OF
those aviator
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IT BECAUSE HIS
WIFE WOULDN’T
ALLOW HIM To
SMOKE IN THE
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MADE
THAT ONE UP
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Glasses which are used for milk
or any milky substances should
always be washed in cold water
in preference to hot. The latter
is apt to leave a cloudy appear
ance and necessitates a great
deal more labor in the washing.
The same rule applies to perfectly
new glasses which have not been
used.
Wilted and shabby black silk
ribbons can be restored by spong
ing with vinegar and ironing on
wrong side.
Place bacon, fried fish or fried
potatoes on brown paper before
placing on the serving platter to
avoid that greasy appearance. The
paper will soak up the grease.
Place mirrors in a position
where the sun will not shine on
them. Heat causes the quicksilver
on the back of a mirror to crum
ble.
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP—Kids Will Nearly A ways Listen to Reason
To bone a fish slip the knife un
der the rib bones near the head
and slit down the entire length
of the body cavity. Then cut down
to the ridge of the backbone, tak
ing care not to cut through the
skin. Disconnect the backbone at
the head and lift the bony frame-
work out of the fish.
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AMBE/UD TSETrer
Finger-mark stains on doors and
cupboards vanish as though by
enchantment when lightly rubbed
with a piece of flannel dipped in
kerosene oil. In order to take away
the disagreeable odor of the oil,
rub the door down with a clean
flannel wrung out in hot water.
B.(Copyright 1936. by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
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© Associated Newspapers.—WNU Service.
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SOOTHING TO
TIRED EYES
WENT BACK
TO VOTE
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Laugh, but Be Cautious
Laugh at your troubles if you
will, but don’t get into the same
ones over and over.
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Wash Out
By Ted O’Loughlin
Qoool 1s
NUTHER DAY!
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BATH AFORE
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By FRED HARMAN
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Much in Common
Best company in the world to a
man may be another man of forty
who likes people.
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DISCOVERED
Way to Relieve Coughs
QUICKLY
APPEARING A
THIS THEATER
TRAINED
CANINE
His Logic
Sonny sat on the lower step, his
face resting in two chubby hands.
“What’s the matter, Sonny?"
asked a gentleman.
“Nothin’, just thinkin',” replied
Sonny.
“What about?”
“Thinkin’ how dumb trees are to
take off their clothes in winter an’
put ’em on in summer.”—The Auto
mobilist.
So Helpful
Mother (finding John, aged four
playing with her purse)—John, put
that down. You know you mustn’t
play with Mummie’s purse.
John—O, Mummie, I wasn’t play
ing—I was helping. I’ve licked all
your stamps ready to go on y pur
letters.
In the Hills of Kentuck;
Salesman—Say, your shoes are
mixed; you've got the left shoe on
the right foot.
Strawfoot—And here for twenty
years I thought I was club footed.-
The Annapolis Log.
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